>Listen, Lis, I need some advice and Mom's not here.>Why didn't you go to Dad?>I did, but I couldn't understand what the hell he was saying.
lazy simpsons quote thread
>>154217199>Inb4 those pedos show up....
>>154217199Lisa's footsies.
>>154217313Which goes to show that they have terrible taste if they think Lisa of all people is one of the best Simpsons characters KEK.
>>154217327it's probably Al Jean posting anonymously because tf else would waifu her?
>>154217338A bit of a foggy memory, but was it the guy who liked that one literal who DT17 character?
>>154217327this is why futurama is a superior show and less commonplace as a result
>>154217327no i'm saying it's normal to crush on girls your age in elementary school but once you become a teenager that part of the brain should get disabled. in some people it fails to do so though.
>>154217391Ah yeah, we've all been there. Coraline and Heloise were my crushes growing up, but I've moved on to more mature women.
>>154217323they have the characters go barefoot in HD Simpsons a lot more often compared to the classic episodes
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>>154217427It's a lot easier to modify the character models with modern digital tools. They used to have to do everything by hand and it was expensive and time-consuming. Now if they wants to show Lisa barefoot it just takes a few mouse clicks.
>>154217391when i was 4 i wanted to undress Madeline when i was watching PBS
>>154217199SNEED SNEED LOL!!!!!! SNEED!!!!!!!!!!
>>154218058A jeet was behind that meme BTW.
>>154217327I'm glad she makes the least money.
>>154217199now kiss
>>154217281“D’oh!”“Woo-hoo!”“Mmm… [food]” “Why you little…!”“Stupid Flanders.”“Stupid sexy Flanders!”“Save me, Jeebus!”“To alcohol! The cause of — and solution to — all life’s problems.”“Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”“I am so smart! S-M-R-T!”“Everything’s coming up Homer!”“No TV and no beer make Homer something something…”“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman“Eat my shorts!”“¡Ay, caramba!”“Don’t have a cow, man!”“I didn’t do it!”“Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything!”“Cowabunga!”“Get bent.”“I’m Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?”“If anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room.”“Excellent.”“Release the hounds.”“Smithers!”“Ahoy-hoy.”“Everything’s coming up Milhouse!”“But my mom says I’m cool.”“Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as…”
>>154217323Lisa's fat, wobbly ass.
