God I wish that apples was my willy.....
>>154217519Why does this show look like one of those how to draw anime books? Its so flat and lifeless. That apple looks like its made of paper. Theres no depth. This is why art teaches don't want kids to learn to draw using anime.
>>154217519Give it time, Jimmy, and play it cool.
Aren't the characters in this supposed to be grown ass adults? Kara gets a pass due to circumstances but Jimmy and Clark are written like sexually confused teenagers.
>>154217519That's too much teeth OP...Jimmy and Kara were cute this episode. I like that Jimmy acknowledges that he does like Kara and understands that Kara likes him as well, but also understands he has a massive advantage in that he's "The first human she's ever met". As her world and experiences expands her feelings for him may change and he is steeling himself for her leaving / finding love elsewhere. I think that's a pretty neat take on the 'love at first sight' thing.Also was that Bizzaro supes in the underground lab?
>>154218415In California you’re a confused teenager until you’re 30
>>154217519She has a roast pig kink?
>>154218415No they're young adults
>>154219139>No, yes
>>154218582>kryptonian armor>well defined musclesI kneel.
>>154218582>That's too much teeth OP...Did I stutter?
Gonna be so much porn of Kara being fucked by 'dogs' now.
Wild how "born sexy yesterday" is immediately fine and cute as long as it helps spread the agendaI can't believe no one is calling out how creepy this relationship is given that pointing this shit out is the favorite pastime of the target audience
>>154219934>born sexy yesterdayGod I’m glad I’m not the only one who saw this. They’re just trying to redo characters like Starfire or Peridot with the whole cute alien girl schtick, but I don’t think it makes enough sense here for her to keep doing it as a character trait. And I say this as somebody that likes her character and does normally find this shit cute. I just think they’re doing it wrong and laying it on too thick in this case.
>Niggy Olson
>>154218415>written like sexually confused teenagersThe sexual experience fairy actually does not visit you at midnight on your 20th birthday and bestow relationship wisdom and insight to virgin boys, unfortunately. Sorry you had to find out this way, champ.
>>154217519>Bites down with the force of a hydraulic press.
>>154218415Clark is famously an innocent naive farm boy and we're seeing him with only a small amount of experience as Superman
>>154219119>he doesn’t know about bobbing for applesI’m very sorry for your unamerican upbringing.
>>154220449>The sexual experience fairy
>>154217519>tfw no cute autistic supergirlfriend
>>154218582Jimmy is pretty based. I don't know if I'd be able to resist the autistic alien waifu even knowing that she only really likes me because she doesn't know anyone better yet.
>>154222032that's not "based", that's third-wave feminist bullshit. "Noooooo you can't take advantage of women who have less umm less ummm less life experience than you! She needs to find herself!"
>>154220507Clark is famously an inspiration to all of humanity and deeply aware of the human experience, not naive. He's famously aware and incensed against all evil, which is why he became a reporter to expose evil to everyone, not innocent.Being from a farm gives him more life experience, not less. Crocodile Dundee doesn't come to the city and start going "ermm i'm so heckin nervous and don't know what to do with myself i'm just a child *twiddles thumbs*
>>154222050Kara needs to fuck Lobo and Batman before deciding Jimmy will be a stable provider for their kids.
>>154217519I can see the future, watch>I love spending time with Jimmyfast forward 5-6 episodes>I know I seemed happy, but I was just emulating Lois and Clark! I like you Jimmy but I need to find myself before I can start datingI don't want it to happen, but I can smell it in the air. If she actually joins the gang for real and actually builds something real with Jimmy, I'll eat my hat
>>154222032Based doesn't mean "thing I like", it means going against the grain and doing what everyone else tells you not to do, just because that's how you are and you're proud of it.Doing and thinking the most twitter-approved feminism-approved zeitgeist-approved thoughts possible that will collect the most upvotes is the opposite of based, it makes Jimmy a Helot.
Ever notice Jimmy only gets with Supergirl when he's black?
>>154219934>criticizing the agenda with more agenda like "born sexy yesterday" nigga shut up
>>154219934kys with this shit
>>154217535Pretty sure they tell you to only use real life as inspiration. And maybe live action films.
>>154222113Yeah, Bill, we heard your stupid "reflection of humanity" speech the first time.
>>154217519>I wish that apples was my willy.....yeah but what if she eats the apple then what huh yeah you want your penis tip to be mutilated you dont yeah thats what i thought dumbass um yeah checkmate king me im so much smarter
>>154224612glow
>>154224641no way; we are identical twins!!!
>>154217519Absolutely disgusting decision to pair them together.Why does media insist so much to push porn fetishes like blacked into regular shows.
>>154225524penis boner? harhar?
>>154225524Most blacked consumers are white men
>>154218415anon jimmy and clark is season 1 were fresh out of college they are in their mid twenties at their oldest
>>154218415there are only two types of shows>live-action TV shows about high schoolers who have massive orgies and snort crack cocaine constantly>tv shows about college students who act like real teenagers instead of adults
>>154218415It's supposed to be a kids show.
>>154222315>>154222858Good morning saars
>>154225876"White"
"Jimmy is frightened by this thing he’s worried might not be real with his inexperienced friend who’s kind of U-Hauling him. And he fumbles. Then, he’s punished for it for a whole season."jimmybros... he aint getting kara
