https://screenrant.com/absolute-batgirl-costume-design/Barbara is now The Bat
Absolute Batman? More like Absolute Batshit.
when did barbara start taking steroids
>>154224801That’s a compliment
>>154224782Wearing her father's coat is wild
>>154224855jim said in his will that he wanted her on the creatine
>>154224855she was a big girl already
I'm just happy we aren't getting a cliche misguided revenge arc against bruce
>>154224956she knows he isnt to blame for his death, and jack is the real culprit
>>154224782where the hell's Theb at?
>>154224782>Keltec KSGShould have gotten a Mossberg 590, desu.
>>154225801Every time I see this gun I think of that kid on /r9k/ who blew his head off on stream.
>>154224946She looked skinny af on the absolute batman comics tho
>>154224782Um...where are big, honkin' yellow boots?
>>154224946for you
>>154225945replaced wit a yellow shirt
>>154224782>black, roided out BabsNah, I'll pass. I'll keep reading Breakout if that's all the same to you.
>>154224782Here's the design sheet that also got posted there.
c'mon, make her cute at least... bruce is the one that's doin' the insanely strong part.
>>154224782>>154228302Design is alright I guess, but I hate they didn’t use the Batgirl title for her. Did they give any reason why they’re not using it?
>>154228385It's demeaning, and the fact that has to be explained to you means you have some shit you need to reflect on.
>>154228385Because like with everything Absolute, the name "Batgirl" isn't EXTREME and EDGY enough.
>>154228385I have to wonder if an in-universe explanation is that she's intentionally making it ambiguous for random people to tell if she's a woman. The fact that she's got the modified shotgun makes me think she might fill in for Bruce for a while if he ends up getting mind broken or put out of action by Scarecrow.
The novelty is starting to wear off
>>154224782Where have I seen that design before?
>>154224782>uhhh gibs huh uhh trenchcoat n shietriveting. another two hundred copies sold
>>154224782So?
>>154228302i just realized that the absolute shitman style is just Mazzucchelli but overdesigned
>>154228425>It's demeaning
How Much does this series suck? I'm curious.
>>154229325The novelty wears off quickly if any.
>>154224782I'd sort of prefer if they'd just used ulraman logic and all the extended batman characters were called batman 2 etc regardless of gender. They're sort of doing that I guess. Looks really cool, though, enjoying the absolute batman books.
>>154229325idk dude you'd love it if you're brown or if your brain is fried on shit-tier anime
>>154224782this sucks theyre just trying way too hard to be different for the sake of it. So she cant be like stephanie she cant be like cassandra she cant be like Barbara so shes just whatever the fuck that is
>>154229339Having Absolute Batman beat up some racists was a great way to marry the series to a bunch of annoying antifa types
I can't believe I'm saying this, but at this point I would rather read Mariko Tamaki's new Babs book, where she asserts her dominance in the prison.
>/co/ already absolutely mindbrokenAs usual, /co/ lost.
>>154229355i really don't fucking care. it's just weird to have the cast be black without gotham being in the south, or literally chicago
>>154229368Cope, shill
>>154229374I care.
>>154229411That would make you Nobody.
>>154227904I noped out of the whole Absolute line when I saw what they'd done to her on those first preview pages, still seems like the right decision.
>>154228302So, any bets how long her run will last?
>>154229531Not very long, I fear. Because that design is the antithesis of Babs. As a Babsgirl fan, I am already disinterested.But I dislike the Absolute line to begin with, because of its tryhard edge.
>>154224801Absolute Batshit already sacrificed itself in an explosion to help Bruce escape Ark M, remember?
>>154229205I fail to see how making Babs act like mainline Batman is an inversion of Batgirl
Doesn’t have enormous boobs and doesn’t sleep with women promiscuously. Meh.
>>154230013Who do you think she sleep with? Jo?
>>154230151Lot of steamy topping.
>>154225801This is why you’ll never kiss a girl.
>>154228302>>154224782My condolences to Barbara fans. That looks like the worst shit ever.
>>154228385>>154228427>>154229184Zoomers or casuals? This isn't the first time a Batgirl wanted to be called The Bat. Read a fucking comic.
>>154230281At least BG:Breakout is actually decent enough.
I'm just going to say it: why did they need to make her an ugly nigger?
>>154224782>>154228302But how she got buff? Did she pump herself with venom?
>>154230387Fag
>>154230392Answer me
>>154230387DC seems really fixated on trying to raceswap Barbara of all people. It's the fourth time they are trying this?
>>154230400Raceswapping is just what these people do, but why can't she be hot like Catwoman? Why does she need roid arms? I love this run but there's needlessly dumb wokeshit like this and the neonazi issue.
I still don't get why Snyder spoils like 75% of the shit happening in the book.
>>154230425Because it juices sales.
>>154230412You are weak
>>154230425He talked about it in a podcast, apparently he's like 6-8 issues ahead of schedule so he has difficulty remembering what plot points have actually been seen in a finished comic and what are just in his scripts.
>>154230446Eating shit is not strength. It's something else entirely.
>>154230446You won't be saying that when I'm through with you, boy.
>>154228302>biceps bigger than her headIs she juiced up on venom? We've seen Barbara in these comics already and she's not that fucking big.
>>154230452Sure
So this Batgirl is a dominant lesbian right?
>>154230503I've only read up to #14 but it wouldn't surprise me if she is
>>154230477Gotta be strong to be a super dom lesbian.
>>154230503Probably not, Snyder likes Dickbabs.
>>154230517Dick Cockson deserves better
>>154224782im a few issues behind on absolute batman but i dont like that theyre introducing all these characters part of what i liked about it was it was self contained and didnt have all these fucking spinoff characters or a batfamily
>>154224946Babs is a fucking PIXIE.
>>154228302Holy fuck, THIS Babs is roided...well...it's more plausible than a 95lb white girl taking down entire rooms of 200lb+ dudes solo.
So we have a character that doesn't look like Babs at all, doesn't behave like Babs and doesn't even wear a Batgirl suit.Why are they calling her Babs?
>>154230600Puckett, pls.
>>154230604Because we need more strong, powerful black women in comics, chud. Now shut the fuck up and buy our product.
>>154230412Catwoman's too damn plain to be hot. Just some lezzy-looking chick who dresses in leather. Yawn. Get her an actual cat form, and we can talk.
>>154224782She looks like a school shooter.
>>154230611...I think I'm missing some context. Who or what are you talking about?
>>154230515Right down to sleeping with babes in seedy back alleys.
>>154230717Kelley Puckett, creator of Cassandra Cain. Known for having a hateboner for Babsgirl, because he really couldn't comprehend how a nerd like Babs can fight crime.
>>154230806Ugh. Cassandra and Barbara should just sleep together already.
>>154230621No, furfag
>>154230397He did. Because of fags.
>>154230604She sleeps with hot women.
>>154230503She's going to end up with Grayson, probably.Snyder said early on that he was struggling to figure out Robin because he'd introduced Batgirl as a grown adult and wanted them to be the same age.
>trolls already rushing in trolling over this design and purposely being shit lord cunts about it
>>154231367reddit is down the hall
>>154224782i barely cared for absolute batman. I doubt ill check out any of its spin offs, unless i hear particularly good things about this run>>154228302damn why did they make her stud? kinda weird the black version is the masculine version
>>154231348Pegging.
>>154224782I love absolute homages so much
>>154229347That's the entire fucking series so far.
Babs looks like 4 different black lesbian studs I know
>>154229205>starting to
>>154229347They're trying to be different because doing the same old shit is tanking the comics side of business. If they listened to the 20 retard adults who still read Batman but hate cool, dumb shit, they'd be more fucked than they are now.
>>154228302>Bat tentacles weaved through coatWhat does this mean? What is a bat tentacle?
>>154233237the tentacles of the bat
>>154232186I’m more worried about that forearm anatomy
>>154233237Lesbianism!!!
>>154233237The retractable hook claws in Batman's cape.
>>154231934Eh
>>154228302She did not look that roided when she appeared a few issues ago, the fuck is this
>>154235787She's a big girl
I've been reading Absolute Batman and it's great anons, are any of the other Absolute lines actually this good?
>>154228302it's literally just Absolute Batman no.2
>>1542374552 is always better than 1!
>>154230400More dyslexiawashing
Why not call her Batwoman?
>>154228302No wonder Murican comics are flopping, you just know that European and Asian comics would make Absolute Batgirl the sexiest woman in comics history.
>>154237704and what would Absolute Kate Kane be called then or even Kathy (if any of them happen)
>>154238076obviously her name in the army, the blood bat
Absolute Cringe
>>154238682there he is!
>>154233174This isn't cool though. No one likes this "Barbara". This is just wokeshit.
>>154228302How big is her dick? There's no way that's a cis woman.
>>154238737If she does lesbian femdom, I’ll like her.
>>154224782I really hope she doesn't get her own miniseries like Catwoman. Actually, none of the characters in Batman should. Just keep it to one series instead of falling into the pitfall of all their other comics.
>>154224801>Absolute BestsellerFixed.
>>154224801>that's Absolute Batshit Crazy!literally every issue since #1>>154238858>How big is her clitftfy, at least troll properly
>>154237378All of them suck assBatman was a lightning in the bottle
>>154224855Like around 2012 or something
I think the new issue is out for some people right now. Anyone got it themselves?
>>154235899Drinks plenty of malk.
I wonder what Absolute Sofia Gigante would look like.
Absolute Doctor Light
