Movie critics didn't like "Toy Story 5", you think the audience reception is going to be better?
>it shut my kid up 10/10
>it shot up my kid 10/10
>it fucked up my kid 10/10
>>154228746No, but it will still win an academy award anyway.
>>154228746No
>>154228746Can't be dumber than the Minions movies. Will judge once I see it
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>154228746Somehow, she's more lewd with glasses
Cant expect terminally online golems to defend anti social media messages
Billion dollars guaranteed
>>154228836>He didn't read the leaked tie-in book>He actually thinks it's anti social medialol
Fake image btw
>>154228746>>it made my kid gay 10/10
God dammit, you got my hopes up
>>154228948it is indeed a fake image, but there is a 6/10 review on rotten tomatoes right now.
>>154228958Here's hoping other critics follow his example
they should kill Bonnie's old toys off, they add nothing
Doesn't matter. Parents, kids, and everyone here will mindlessly watch it and Disney will win like it always does.
>>154228746I won't see it either way.
My mom expressed interest in taking me to the theater with her to watch this. What other movie should I convince her to watch with me instead?
>>154229017How old are you anon?
>>154229017Modern movies suck so just offer to have sex with her instead.
>>154229022Late 20s. I think my mom brought it up because we haven't really spent time together lately outside of acknowledging each other's existence in the same house.
>>154229049I heard some guy took his mom to see Evangelion and he burned down a studio 20 years later
>>154228984Dismissed. He thinks Toy Story 3 is good. Let alone his asinine thoughts about it being the perfect ending. Should've stopped at the first. 2 if I'm feeling charitable. Toy Story is the best Pixar movie and every Toy Story since has been diminishing returns.
>>154229204Many people think Toy Story 3 is good. You're very much in the minority.
>>154229236I know I'm very much in the minority. But I'm never gonna think of Toy Story 3 as anything but an emotionally manipulative cash grab that's no better than any of the Toy Storys that followed and are yet to follow.
>>154229248"Emotionally manipulative" is such an npc movie complaint, they're supposed to be manipulating you emotionally they're fucking movies, that's the goal.
>>154228746I don't care about billinaire companies and their profits
>>154229318Whatever your defense, I'm still not gonna like any of the garbage latter-day Toy Story films. You can like what you like. But I'm gonna stick with the opinion I've had since 2010.
>>154228746I don't care
>>154228746I want a binding UN resolution against movie franchises running for longer than a single trilogy. I don't care how much money it makes or how beloved the brand is or if some passionate theater kid feels like there's a story that must be told. If you try to take it beyond the magical number 3, you get defenestrated.
>>154228746Wow, Toy Story 5 got really terrible reviews according to your bad photoshop. I wonder what the actual reviews will be like.
Toy Story 5 looks like safe calculated nothingness after the hilarious decisions of Toy Story 4 and Lightyear.
>>154228746What kills me is that absolutely no one cares about this movie yet it will still make billions. Why can't Pixar be punished harder for this?
>>154228984This is AI generated review
>>154229749Blame inflation for ticket prices. What's important is attendance.
The fact that this movie will make a billion dollars plus tip while Masters of the Universe and Transformers One bomb at the box office sickens me.
>>154228746Does an IPad even quantify as a toy?>inb4 hurr they play with itNo, they play ON it.Other than spoiled brats whose parents have a dozen replacements on standby, have you ever seen kid actually PLAY with the actual, physical IPad?
>>154228811Why did this one get me?
>>154230637Actually yeah, the kids my nieces play with are 6-7 years old and they carry around a smart phone. It's caused no end of headaches for my sister who is trying to keep her kids from spending too much screen time because they all want phones like the neighbor kids have.
>>154230695But are they actually PLAYING with it (I.e. pretending it’s an airplane, using like a building block to make structures)?
>>154230910No, they are looking at youtube videos or tiktoks.
>>154230926Exactly. It’s an apparatus, not a toy.
>>154231052That is sort of the point of the movie though. Have you seen the trailers? The kid is glued to the screen, not playing with toys. Woody even makes a distinction: "Toys are for play, but Tech is for everything."
>>154230139TF one deserved to flop after what Josh Cooley did to TS4
Man, I wish the voice actors for these movies would hurry up and die already.
>>154231113bro they're just going to use a.i. in the future sequels.
>>154228834Dolly is the hottest toy story character and thats not even a contest
>>154229017The Furious
>>154229017obsession, masters of the universe, backrooms
>>154229390>>154229248>>154229204https://youtu.be/APpMdXKVjbI?is=aOjCbO9tdukiq9BK
>>154228746Nice bait you faggothttps://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/toy_story_5https://variety.com/2026/film/news/toy-story-5-first-reactions-1236770390/
Toy Story 4 was already a slump in the franchise imo, animation is top tier ofc but the story is rehashed
>it fucked my shit up Alimony/10
