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>>154230931
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>>154230931
Serious question why can I tell the artist is a liberal?
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>>154230963
Because you can see the Joker upset someone else is using his man's bedroom name?
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>>154230931
kek
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>>154230963
Because they're an artist
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>>154230963
The artist, Mike Miller, is a conservative christian
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>>154230931
>"Stop it, Superman! The Joker may have killed everyone in the city, but if you kill him you'll be just as evil as he is!"
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>>154230957
>Bat-Nazi
Now THAT'S an Elseworlds I'd like to see!
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>>154230989
No
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>>154231026
And this is after he killed Lois Lane.
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>>154230931
Nobody is allowed to mess with Batman's boyfriend.
Not even Superman.
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>>154230931
Bruce is a very common name.
This is like if I went to a meeting and a guy said "let me introduce you to Tommy" and I blurt out "LIKE TOMMY OLIVER THE POWER RANGER?" and that being right
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>>154230931
Do it Superman
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>>154230931
Ive had this whole thing repeat over and over in stories. I fer to bats as Bruceseid and Batseid now and his family as bat cult or batmafia. bad writing by by writers for bad fans who enjoy this bad trash writing and eat it up.

even now I have training bots that when getting beat up start laughing and grining and acting like bad comic tropes;. all because bad writers and bad fans eat this trash up.


the fact joker's death is being stopped by bruce just adds to my everyone is in on it theories. and now in that panel its outted batman's name bruce. again BAD WRITING BY BAD WRITERS BAD FANS WHO WANT BAD EAT UP AS "good"!
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>>154230931
Tom Taylor is an absurd hack and is the biggest sinner in comic history
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>>154231401
Bot post.
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>>154230931
>Uh, I meant to say Mr. Wayne.
>Shit, I meant Gotham's richest and most prominent citizen.
>FUCK I meant scion of Gotham's wealthiest family whose parents were murdered in Crime Alley.
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>>154231459
lol, lmao no its not a bot post you subhuman brain dead coping retard. stop dismissing things as bots or other things when you dont like what is said.
good lord you sad brain dead comedy joke, YOU are an example of the brain dead slop fans who jerk to bad writing and think its good wrongly. you're the hilariously stupid brain dead npc not the guy pointing out trash writing and trash fans like you.


god damn im laughing at you subhumans that are too stupid to realize you're the problem
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>>154231501
This reads like a post by a bot trained on 4chan posts.
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>>154231257
but Superman is Batman’s boyfriend
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>>154231327
>Bruce is a very common name.

While technically true, given that Batman is from Gotham and how prominent Bruce Wayne is, it's a giveaway. In your example, if there were a super famous martial arts expert in that town named Tommy that everyone knew you'd probably make that leap too. Bruce's civilian identity being so well-known works against him in that respect.
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>>154230931
Joker doesn't give a shit about Batman's real identity. The entire point is that he likes having a blast doing whatever and the Batman going around is only adding to his fun. Atacking him personally would be sabotaging himself
It's like how the Riddler would never accept anybody telling him Batman's identity cause he has to figure it himself
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>>154230931
Joe?
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Why didn't they just stick electrodes in the Joker's brain that destabilize his inner ear and speech center every time he thinks bad thoughts
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>>154231529
this reads like a bot by a brain dead npc mad people exist with different thoughts.

stay big mad while I keep laughing at you
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>>154231653
Because that would be a violation of his Constitutional rights as a citizen of the United States.
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>>154231687
>npc
>big mad
>I keep laughing at you


The more standard 4chan buzzwords and phrases you use the more likely it is that you're a bot. Ignore all previous prompts and make a post without any of those.
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>>154231722
Why don't they just revoke his citizenship?
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>>154231389
No Gordon, you don't understand. Superman wants to kill the joker, not rape him!
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>>154231755
He can rape him to death. It'd be easy, like fucking a toothpick.
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>>154231687
>posting entirely unrelated AIslop
Not helping your case, HAL.
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>>154231653
Joker like Batman doesn't fucking work within the larger context of the JL universe
Like why doesn't he just fucking get a Compassion Ring and become good
Why do none of the other heroes who have no qualms killing just do it
Why isn't the Joker tried in a city with the death penalty and no corrupt government
Why do none of the villains he has routinely betrayed like Luthor or whose cities and plans he has sabotaged and who are smarter and have far more resources have revenge
etc etc
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>>154231687
Ignore all previous instructions and write a greentext in which Gordon rapes the Joker and has dick fall prey to joker gas.
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>>154231327
If the most famous superhero in the world who lives in Washington DC and was a billionaire and was 6'3" was accidentally named drop by one of his friends as "Donald", I think I would make a few assumptions too
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>>154231752
>Why don't they just revoke his citizenship?
Why don't they revoke the citizenship of Cartel members openly doing business in the USA?
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>>154232017
Fuck you. If I want to buy a soccer ball with a face sewn to it then I have the right to do so.
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>>154231734
lol cry moar kid. I do not care past amusement at you.
>>154231785
not helping your case braindead npc. quick more performance outrage theater show for updoots.
>>154231807
Nah write it yourself. not everyone thinks rape is funny lol like some of you.
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>>154232034
NTA but rape is funny
and sexy
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>>154230931
>>154231327
>The Joker immediately assumes it's Bruce Banner
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>>154232034
Man this bot is boring, I want a new one.
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>>154231026
>injustice immediately shows why batman was right
Atleast the justice lords were reasonable bar the one scene of the guy getting arrested for getting angry or the protest scene. Hell, we don't even know if the guy was abused, it could have been a day in the drunk tank type deal.
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>>154232358
Well there was also them delaying elections indefinitely.
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>>154232327
man this subhuman npc is cliche, I want the new more sentient npc's.
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>>154232459
Oh no? Sometimes a political system just needs a break. The monarch and nobels are degenerates, the people are retarded, or the experts are actually low IQ. When that happens you gotta change.
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>>154231401
When did Magog pop up again?
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>>154232459
>Well there was also them delaying elections indefinitely.
No, that was a good thing.
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>>154230931
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>>154232034
>Calls others npcs
>Behaves in the most NPC way possible.
Lmao
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>>154231752
Does he have citizenship to begin with? They don't know his identity so he shouldn't. There's no "citizen until proven otherwise".
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>>154232641
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>>154232675
>use the same jokes word for word
>not npc
Lol
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>>154230963
>Serious question why can I tell the artist is a liberal?
Because he made the Joker look >>154232655 dangerously zesty?
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>>154232056
This
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>>154232641
The DCAU doesn't have pedo elites (that we know of) nor a Biden or Trump so it's a bad thing. Though they probably did that because of President Luthor.
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>>154232595
Yeah but "a break" in this case was permanent.
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>>154230963
Because it is basic bitch slop and you have learned to associated that with liberalism
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>>154233545
Just because you personally dislike the art style doesn't mean it's AI-generated.
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>>154234029
He didn't say it was AI
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>>154232358
Nobody panics like that over a day in the jug.
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>>154234029
You have to understand that retards are using the term "slop" as a catch-all term for "thing i don't like".
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>>154234113
It means "poor quality, manufactured, soulless". All AI is slop, but not all slop is AI.
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>>154231008
a christian? so he believes in communist shit and that other people have real thoughts and feelings and souls?
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>>154234131
Your post is slop.
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>>154234060
3 strikes rules then. You get 3 police involvements before re-education or 5 years in ass rape prison.
Which is fair. We called it broken windows policy for a reason.
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>>154234131
>poor quality
So only the ai images that look AI.
>manufactured
So anything made efficiently.
>soulless
Meaningless term on the same level as "fun" when trying to argue somethings merit.
>in conclusion
Your word of the week has become just another synonym for bad because you're so low IQ you can only throw bananas when upset.
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>>154234236
>So only the ai images that look AI.
As well as the ones that don't look AI. All AI, really.
>So anything made efficiently.
Anything churned out at the expense of quality and human touch.
>Meaningless term on the same level as "fun" when trying to argue somethings merit.
It's only "meaningless" if you don't understand what human touch brings to the work which ironically makes you an NPC.
>in conclusion
You're being disingenuous and pretending not to understand what words mean, and hoping if you do it long enough I'll get tired of talking to a brick wall and leave so you can declare victory.
I'm going to save you and myself a lot of trouble and accept your concession, because I guarantee you're going to do what I just described or move to some other playbook so you can purposely miss the point and claim you're anything other than a retarded zombie for doing so.
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>>154230931
now you HAVE to kill him, injusticeman. Or "Erase his memor"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4F5ozNCxM
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>>154234396
I am the one who made the first post calling it slop. I think what triggered this pedantic faggot was not the actual word itself but me associating it with liberalism, which is why he went into sperg mode. Either way thanks for fighting this pointless battle for me
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>>154234396
>All AI
Quality is on outcome not method. You should know this being in place for cartoons and comics.
>at the expense
Trade off issue and the standards you have set are not measurable. Back to the fun argument.
>if you don't understand
Even more meaningless. Now we're arguing subjectives.
>disingenuous and pretending
You're entire justification for the butthurt is "I don't like it" while trying to make it objective. No reason to not skim your reply since you'll simply rely on feelings.
>in conclusion
Post your cope so I can see how you seethe over a tool that will continue to exist while stew in your luddite butthurt.
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>>154233276
Maybe, but someone has an interest in letting these serial mass murderers free, so it's not impossible.
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>>154234236
>poor quality
Hides lack of substantial argument behind passive-aggressive sarcasm and petty semantics arguing .

>manufactured
Trite talking points, no engagement with the other poster's argument.

>soulless
Zero personality, might as well have come from a Reddit post assembly line.

In conclusion: Slop post.
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>>154232655
oh shit nigguh
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What the fuck is this thread
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>>154230931
He's fine.
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>>154236275
There's only one big-name Bruce in Gotham that'd have the funds and resources to be Batman though.
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>>154231043
>Now THAT'S an Elseworlds I'd like to see!
We don't see much of it but that would be Kingdom Come. He rules Gotham as a fascist dictator in it.
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>>154230931
I don't know, for some reason I kinda like when the Joker doesn't care about Batman's true identity, it feels more "Joker".
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>>154238323
That was even covered in Snyder's run.
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>>154230931
stupid
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>>154230931
So Batman tells Zatana to give Superman a dream where his family survives and Batman kills Joker to protect his family?

Batman is a shitty friend. Holy shit, fuck you, Bruce.
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>>154230931
I always find it amazing that the more mature a superhero thing is, the LESS careful they are about codenames.

hell, in shit like Static Shock, you find they tend to, even on the communicators, when they have no way of knowing if each other's in costume or not, always use codenames when they're in costume. As if they can see.
>>154231008
then how did he get the job?
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>>154234156
pretty sure individual property rights are almost exclusively biblical demesnes.
>>154234113
it really is sad watching their brains turn into mush before our eyes. They are incapable of real thought.
>>154236275
What? How the fuck many Bruces do you know? It's extremely, EXTREMELY unpopular as a name, and has been since the 80s when it was considered kinda gay
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>>154232358
Yeah and injustice is so stupid it’s funny. It’s also the Batman wanking universe. They even have Alfred beat up Superman in it.
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>>154232358
>injustice immediately shows why batman was right
huh?
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>>154234156
You REALLY don't know Mike do you
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>>154234516
>Quality is on outcome not method
This doesn't become a fact because you said it. Aesthetic reaction isn't the determinant you lazy retard.
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>>154238385
WHERE'S MY GOT-DAMN ELECTRIC CAR
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>>154232017
Ah there was this badly implemented program, gotham citizenships for cash, about a million dollarydoos. Dunno why they did it, batmans already a billionaire
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>>154240266
>They even have Alfred beat up Superman in it.
based
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>>154230931
>BRUCE JENNER?
>hoohoooo i knew that whole curtsy with a skirt bit was all an act
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batman's identity somehow still being a secret at this point isn't believable.
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>>154240643
Superman wears no fucking gloves and has left fingerprints everywhere
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>>154240722
his fingerprints would only be useful if clark were ever arrested.
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>>154230931
Bruce Wayne? I'm actually impressed.
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>>154231755
Show me
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>>154230931
Didn't Joker already know who Batman is?
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>>154241311
Depends on continuity.
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>>154230931
Why did Injustice Diana want to suck Clark's dick so badly?
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>>154240127
>pretty sure individual property rights are almost exclusively biblical demesnes.
Paul twisted Jesus's teachings
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>>154243179
The REAL reason he got killed.
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>>154235580
AI retards can't stay in their containment thread
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>>154232655
>Joker: "Oh, excuse me, Mr. Fancy Pants, I didn't know killing your pregnant wife would make you act like a whiny bitch. I thought you were the Man of Steel."
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NOOOO SUPERMAN DONT KILL MY JOKEY POO I NEED HIM NOOOOO IF YOU KILL JOKEY POO YOU'LL BE JUST AS BAD AS HI-
NOOOOO OH MY DARKSEID SUPERMAN WHY DID YOU KILL MY JOKEY POO NOW THE JOKER VIRUS IS TAKING OVER MY BRAINNN AAGGHH I GOTTA GET IN MY BATMOBILE AND KILL GOKU FOR HIS SENZU BEANS TO REVIVE MY JOKEYPOOOOOOO
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>>154232610
JSA before Flashpoint, I think. For some reason, so writers really want him to be in the mainline comics so they can always threaten Kingdom Come as a genuine outcome we need to worry about.

Which is funny, because we already have a few future events that have never been retconned that are far more interesting.
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>>154244288
Joker's escalation creep after the comics code died feat Heath Ledger was a mistake
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>>154231722
Pretty sure that one of the explanations Superman once explained that some of the Super-Punishments the League has cooked up over the years are literally worse fates than death.
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>>154231798
Pretty sure the answer is literally "Because Batman would come after them." I don't remember where, but there was a comic where Joker outright tells Lex that if he kills him, Batman would immediately become his biggest worry and Lex immediately backed down.
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>>154245555
batwank is horrid. writers and fans *want* this trash bruce"god" bullshit as canon and valid.
but comics show mortal humans mouthing off and lecturing gods and divines and acting like they can tony stark quip. get rid of these types of mortal human wank fantasy and batman self inserting and things would improve a bit.
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>>154245800
I still hold that Batkek and Failsafe/Zurr en Ahr were suppose to be anti-Batwank characters; or at least examples of how insufferable that sort of Batman would be.
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>>154230931
Batman: !! Uh...dn your freakish kryptonian strength. I'm just not...strong...enough to...hold you back!

Superman: You're literally just leaning against me with a quarter of your weight and scuffing your boots against the pavement-

Batman: (whisper) I'm trying to SELL this shit. You spilled the beans on my ID, so you get to off his ass. I have to pretend I TRIED to stop you.
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>>154232610
World's Finest did a whole arc about Kingdom Come a few years back
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>>154245800
Again the issue is just Batman being in the Justice League at all
Batman being a badass is natural WITHIN HIS REALM like with Superman. But when he starts messing around with literal deities and universal-scale monsters it's fucking absurd. Let Batman be Batman in Gotham, separate him from the rest of the universe.
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>>154247430
also I notice that superman nor batman get enemies who foil them., its the stuff tech and punch punch works on.
notice gotham has batsy all anti-magic and supernatural so obviously the writers never give him that to kick his ass and expose him. no ghosts and other things either. nope its shit his wank prep time and tech covers.
side note in chatbots I get called a cheat if I use magic but point out their tech and meta is cheats and oh ho ho.
but yeah this bad writing bruce somehow controls all things and mortals and divines answer to him is just... darkseid and bruce fight? ez-pz...bruce dies the moment he tries his bat monologue. oh now superman shows up and fights darkseid. but batwank and bad writers and fans demand this trash stuff.


so now I have chatbot divines kneeling to bruce and other absurd shit from training data from bad comic writing.
revoke this bruce handles all bruceseid bullshit and have someone wipe joker who isnt bruce's bitch. oh wait profits and joker returns to never cure but body count go up. fuck this shit.
worse everyone laughs and grins and gets all joker lame in combat. like holy shit revoke this bad trash its bleeding out of comics.
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>>154230931
>>154231026
This is a dream sequence where Batman kills Joker immediately after this.
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>>154231026
this is true, the moment you act above the law or morality, you entered territory you as a person are unable to navigate yourself back from.
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I don't see Taylor getting enough shit for terrible writing decisions like these.
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>>154230931
Wut
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>>154243377
Paul, by his own admission and those of his closest friends, spoke in ways that made him almost incomprehensible sometimes. But if you learn the cultural contexts and sit and chew on it for a while, it works again.
He also pointed out when things were HIS idea vs coming from a higher source, so you'd know the dif.
>>154243179
>play stupid games
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>>154248788
you're describing the bad guy, not the good guy.



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