https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Swiz1XyfhcI
G I N G E R P U S S Y
>>154231542donkey is still donkey despite the years lol
>>154231562But where's his wife and kids?
>>154231542Why tho?
>>154231570They want the /ck/ audience
>>154231542>RoxanneI got that referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjQ2DgNoHjs
>>154231568will probably show up at the end as a callback to shrek 2
what happened to zendaya shrek?
>>154231542So they're still going with the new style despite the online backlash? Bold choice.
Not badWe see some of Shrek's fully grown kids, but they don't have much personalityWe see racist humor which is always goodWe see the narrator is against Shrek which is interestingI don't hate what I see
>>154231595"She" runs off to far far further away and is why the family travels there
>>154231601>We see the narrator is against Shrek which is interestingEverytime the narrator makes an appearance it is of a character in the story, so bo doubt this one will be significant in some way
>>154231596talented people aren't allowed to make more stuff we need homogenized slop
>>154231542
>>154231601>We see racist humor?
>>154231542>379 days until Shrek 5
>>154231542Am I crazy or is Shrek smaller than he was in the previous movies?
>>154231542Ok the Olaf jab was very good
>>154231542It's over. And it didn't even begin.
HAVE NO FEARSWE'VE GOT STORIES FOR YEARS
honestly, Donkey is the worst redesign
>>154231712>>>we want the puss in boots anthro fucker audience
>>154231568they divorced
>>154231542That actually looks funny what the fuckThe gay olaf scene had me in stitches
I wanna say we’re back. This trailer is so close, but I don’t know, it feels like the writers are trying too hard to capture the first two movie’s vibes.
Myers sounds so fucking old.
Shrek looks weird as fuck,I know he is ugly but still
>>154231773*it’s ogre
>>154231542on god bruh frfr no cap lame ahh sheesh
This ain't Shrek, it's his cousin Shrok
It's weird seeing Fiona involved in the main storyline.
>>154231542the Shrek in the real world leaks were fake?
>>154231712I think he is sitting down in the first image and donkey is on his tippy hoves in the second image
>>154231542It's just so weird seeing Shrek in this much more cleaner "appealing" art style than the kind of uncanny photorealism they had for the other four movies. Like, Donkey looks very fluffy and cute as opposed to having the weird Eddie Murphy face plastered on a donkey model.
>>154231542>>154231880Wait a minute. The fucking ogres have hair now? Yeah this movie is gonna be shit. They were supposed to be bald swamp dwellers.
>>154231898I like it. If you're gonna do a sequel, switch things up.Shit like Buzz being delusional/replaced/brainwashed for six fucking movies got old fast.
>>154231916Fiona has hair and those are her kids though. I don't know how genes work with people who have magical curses, but design-wise, it's fine.
>>154231542Damn they finally acknowledged the original book
>>154231916Fionna?The real question is why they're sporting those curly jewfros. Fionna's hair is straight and Shrek is either bald or has straight hair in human form.
>another animated movie with a goat character that will probably screamThat's it, I'm done
>>154231712How come the top image looks better even though it's from a movie that's 16 years old?
>>154231952BUT GOAT SIMULATOR TOLD ME FUNNY GOATS WERE ALL THE RAGE WITH KIDS THESE DAYS! PLEASE COME BACK!
It's impressive that old man Murphy can still talk that fast.
I am tired of twerking "jokes".
>>154231916>The fucking ogres have hair now?Uh yeah? Since the first movie with Princess Fiona.
>>154231973At least it's not a child doing it this time a la Cumball.
>>154231945I don't think Shrek's human form was supposed to be an accurate version of how he would actually look as a human, but rather specifically a handsome human because of the nature of the potion. Fiona doesn't change (outside of turning human) because her human form is already considered beautiful.
>>154231542Honestly, it's probably another "The trailer looks like absolute shit, but the movie turns out to be fine" schtick. Still, those design, man... It'll take me some time to get used to them.
Proud of Vicky Jenson for not returning to be a director on the sequels
>>154231978I'm still mad we didn't get a longer scene with her on the beach
>>154231968Unc, the first goat simulator was released over 10 years ago. Get with the times, old man.
>>154231978she's not a real ogre
It's unironically ogre.I need to throw up.Holy shit this looks terrible
>trailer has Donkey sing a song that exists in real lifeBecause the franchise didn't have enough of that alreadyhttps://youtu.be/8B8Zzr3S9q0?feature=shared
>>154231712ozempic
>>154231959NotMyShrek
>>154231542>Gingerbread whoresReally?
>>154231542EVERYDAY I’M SHUFFLING
>>154231542Ok
>>154231542> Trailer only shows Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and the sons at the beginning of the movie and in jail> Zendaya Daughter is nowhere to be seenThis is going to be all about Shrek's daughter and we all know it
>>154231568Kids are probably already grown and independent
>>154231542For better or worse they’re keeping the irreverent and mean-spirited humor of the original, but it sucks that they keep milking Donkey’s stupidity like that.
>>154231916You know bald men can father sons with hair, right?
>>154231542suddenly Im into vore
>>154232106Zendaya is with witches on few shots in the trailer, so the implication is she ran from home to be with witches, who will probably be the films villains.
Glad that ST didn't get the Shrek treatment
>>154232141>ran from home to be a witchpfft
where is his daughter has she been relegated to tertiary character because people wanted to fuck her too much?
Ngl but by watching that trailer, it had me wondering why Shrek is emoting and moving like a Disney Pixar character.
>Witches are implied to be the villain of the storyPeak returns
>>154232142>>154231986Are we pretending Shark Tale was a good movie?
I didn't smile at a single thing besides the Frozen joke. The new city looks kind of cool and interesting, but I can telepathically tell that this is just going to be another whatever Shrek adventure, except this time they're old and have uncanny designs. "Who cares?" is my main sentiment
>>154231542>"caked up"I'm not watching this shit
>>154232167It's one person.
Does anyone under 25 actually care about Shrek? I thought the real children only care about Illumination
>>154232223The memberslop must flow.
>>154231712Huh. I don't like how they gave him an actual nose bridge instead of it just being a fat upturned piece.
>>154231959It looks rougher and less-than-perfect which, counterintuitively, makes it look more like something a human made. Making animation look too good takes a lot of the humanity out of it.
You now remember Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
>make ugly version of animated character on purpose>people talk and you get free publicity>change character back to normal near launch daymarketing 101
>>154232223buddy I'm 18 and I watched the Shrek films when I was a kid
>>154231945>The real question is why they're sporting those curly jewfros.Because it's a fictional movie about Shrek's children, and that's the kind of hairstyle that is currently popular among youths.Hope this helps, retard.
>>154232323
>>154232323and in doing so the movie will forever be seen as aged once time passes and not fondly remembered like the previous ones
>>154231880Lamine Yamal ?
>>154231542Why is there swearing?
>>154232167Yes. Shark Tale is a decent movie
Did they need to make the ginger bread man backed up
>>154232371It's really not.
Is it me or does shrek face feel different from the teaser? Did they ugly sonic shrek, It could just be the camera shot placement.
i genuinely cannot tell the theme of this movie, even S3 and 4 (regardless of quality) had a premise that's easy to grasp
>>154232335would
Zendaya runs away and they all go looking for her? Could be funny, could also be mid as fuck.
>>154232460What dumbass video essay made you think every movie needs a theme?
>>154232440If they changed it at all, it somehow looks worse
>>154232399By today standards, it kinda is. There have been much, much worse animation scripts since then
>>154232493> video essayThat's writing 101, you inbred troglodyte
>>154232167You think a man like Martin Scorsese would star in bad movies?
>>154232499Well it's a meditation on a man's life, 1 is boy meets girl, 2 is boy meets girls' parents, 3 is boy feels anxious about growing up and the prospect of being a parent, 4 is midlife crisis yearning for the simpler times of 1, and Puss in Boots kinda stole fear of mortality as one continues to get older.
>>154232460shrek learning to be a good father, again
I think it's finally time to binge all of them...I haven't seen a single Shrek movie yet
>>154232152
>>154231542Orcs are highly satanic filth
Antz and Shrek 1 will always be kinohttps://youtu.be/w_R_zXTK4gk?si=Z78pHQULl5NAhIM_https://youtu.be/fjH5DF1hhNg?si=UbAAMMdlm8KrcX7V
https://variety.com/2023/film/news/dreamworks-animation-layoffs-70-employees-1235748769/Just a reminder that Dreamworks laid off a significant amount of their staff so they could focus more on outsourcing (aka hiring Indians). Don't support this company.
>>154231542Would the gingerbread girls
Hexed weirdly looks like it could be good.
>>154232532>Summer 2027well, you have a whole fucking year to do it.
>>154232276they didn't change anything
>>154232154She's seen in a few shots.It seems to be the quest of the movie is she's run away from home and they're going to find her.
>>154232573Don't worry I've pirated every single movie since 2009 and for eternity.
>>154231838Heh. Nice try.
>>154231959It has better art direction
>>154232548>everything is le satanicFuck your god you christcuck retard spammer
>released almost one year after Finding Nemo and five months before The IncrediblesYou have to admit that Shrek 2 doesn't look as good as either
>>154231899I hope so. That was a stupid as fuck idea.
What was even the point of giving him an arc in 2 if he's going to be dead in everything after?
>>154232508That's a really low bar, anon
>Donkey gets turned into a goat don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it
>>154232122But it would be cool to see his adult dragon offspring still visit him.
>hiding Zendaya so she gets her own big reveal trailerI don't get why Hollywood worships her
>>154232789Hey, did you know that Goat's have amusing screams? I feel they could make a joke about that!
I guess Arthur will be ignored in 5 like he was in 4
>>154232460Shrekk's daughter escapes to fantasy Detroit because she's a modern woman, so Shrek and his family rush to find her while getting in worse trouble.
>>154232881>I guess Arthur will be ignored in 5hopefully
>>154231542you know what, I didn't dislike that, and that's something. Probably watching this at cinema>>154231899I really hope so, it's a retarded idea
>>154231712this might sound crazy but middle aged people get shorter
>>154231916Fiona has had hair for longer than most of the zoomers in this thread have even been alive
>>154232002By that logic neither are her kids.
>>154232682visually? debatable story wise? improvement
>>154232142I’ve never seen shark tale, thanks for spoiling the ending asshole
>>154231601>Not badNot a single promising joke in there
>>154232602Is it close to launch yet, dumbass?
>>154232881He was the worst part in 3 easilyNever come back
>>154231568KEEP HIS WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
>>154231601It just looks like the Mario/Minions movies. The redesigns are all terrible, the writing comes across as very memberberry laden, and I'm not particularly invested in the premise either. Zendaya being in this makes me even less interested aswell. We didnt need a fifth shrek.
>>154231712They're really going to lean into the middle aged Shrek angle and it will fall flat
>>154233101wrong black guy
>>154233275Same tomato
>>154233027You really think Shrek 2 has better writing than the first Incredibles?
>>154233038>I've never seen Shark TaleYour life isn't complete
>>154232371Wrong, schizo.
>>154233038you had 50 years faggot
>>154233311oh no it has better writing than Shrek the 1st
>>154233331In a post KFP2 world, even a flawed script like Shark Tale is not too bad by comparison
>>154231542I don't think you should have a snowman on crack offering blowjobs in a kids movie
>>154231542Not a fan of the character designsThey're not bad per se, just too different from the source material. Even fucking Gingy looks off. The expressions are also weird, they keep doing those "Erm, that just happened..." facesStory seems to be the generic "I don't want to stay in the swamp dad!" and they have to go rescue herNot looking good
>>154233415I hate how restrainment is so rare in animation now.
>>154233377Woah, KFP2 is a lot of fun. Not as good as the first, but the villain was entertaining. Shark Tale was a mess through and through. Almost 0 likable characters.
>>154233452>KFP2 is a lot of funGo lie somewhere else. It's an unfunny snoozefest
>>154232682It’s got that “2000s MMORPG” kinda vibe
>>154231821No person wants to fuck donkey of all charactersId sooner see someone wanting to splurge an ogreload on shrek
>Make a critically acclaimed film that everyone seems to love and buys you a lot of good will>Instantly dump it to make a Slop Money Cash Grab for retards that will build resentment againWhy do it?
>>154233525To me it reminds me most of Oblivion or the Warcraft II cinematics.
This is probably going to be another Shrek 3; largely forgettable movie that didn't need to be made with a few funny clips whose main purpose is to make Shrek merchandisable again.
>>154233641>Shrek 3 didn't need to be madeYou really think the ending of 2 was conclusive enough?
Both 3 and 4 felt like episodes of a low budget TV show spinoff, nothing here is indicating that's going to change
>>154231542where the FUCK is austin powers 4
Do you think Shrek has finally become unfunny to the zoomers that memed the original movie and sequels?
>>154233589If you like TLW, Forgotten Island is the movie you should be looking forward to.
I think the biggest problem with Shrek's new design are the eyebros. I don't know why they are so big and thick now
>>154232167It's just one schizo who has been glazing Shark Tale for ages
>>154231712Don't the other ogres call him an ogrelet in the fourth one?
>>154231952At this point I just think it's an inner joke within the animation industryAlso, that's a sheep not a goat
>>154232881Zendaya Ogre is the new Justin Timberlake Prince
The only masterpieces starring Shrek are the first movie and the not canon karaoke short made for DVD/VHS of the first moviehttps://youtu.be/hZzhTtjVyVk?feature=shared
kek, they fixed Shrek's daughter eye color after the complains
>>154233589Dreamworks does this all the time, didn't they follow up Wild Robot with another Trolls/Boss Baby sequel and that shitty HTTYD live action remake?
>>154234240Shrek 2 is also really good despite what that schizo tells you
>>154234261It isn't a masterpiece tho
yeah, I think they've changed the design a bit since the first teaser. The ears are different and the eyes are a little further apart. My only complaint is the eyebrows.
>Shrek 2>Monsters vs Aliens>Madagascar 3>Sausage Party>The Addams Family>The Addams Family 2>Shrek 5Why is everything with Conrad Vernon as a director always turn out so idiotic?
>the plot is Shrek's daughter gets swept away by an urban youth on motorcycle and trafficked to the ghetto and Shrek has to save herInteresting direction.
>>154231898I mean she was pretty involved in 1 and 4
>>154234320Its because he was a 90s storyboarder, who worked on comedies like Dexter, and Rocko so most people who like him decided to put him on the projects, He did direct Shrek 2, but I think the screenplay and story played into it being good so we'll see if the writing room can make Shrek 5 good.
>>154234375>I will look for you, I will find you, and I will->Make waffles?>DONKEY!
>>154233589So the usual typical Dreamworks special?>For every single gem of a movie they produce you have to put up with a few slop ones they drop.
>>154234301He's an old fuckin man, they get big eyebrows
>>15423154210 years ago you degenerates would have made at least a dozen lewds by now
>>154234415gotta fund these gems somehow
>>154231712Looks way too disney-fied
>>154234561true. Donkey looks like the reindeer from Frozen
>>154231542So do you guys think Puss will get a substantial roll in this one, or will he just be relegated to a cameo at the end?
>Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town>Here we have some rules, let us lay them down>Don't make waves, stay in line>And we'll get along fine>Duloc is a perfect place>Please keep off of the grass>Shine your shoes, wipe your... face>Duloc is, Duloc is>Duloc is a perfect place
>>154234683>They present their tight wooden buttpussies for Shrek
>Ta, da, ta, ta, ta, ta, woo>I steal from the rich and give to the needy>He takes a wee percentage, but I'm not greedy>I rescue pretty damsels, man, I'm good>What a guy, ha-ha, Monsieur Hood>Break it down>I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid>What he's basically saying is he likes to get paid>So when an ogre in the bush>Grabs the lady by the tush>That's bad, that's bad, that's bad, that's bad>When a beauty's with a beast, it makes me awfully mad>He's mad, he's really, really, mad>Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart>Keep your eyes on me, boys>Cause I'm about to staaaart
>>154234683>>154234791Oh men the writing was strong then
>>154233452For some reason there's a subgroup in /co/ that really hates KFP2. I guess people will always find some niche.
>>154234908eye cancer
>>154234908I fucking hate twerking
>>154234922Nothing wrong with hating the writing of KFP2. DreamWorks is capable of better scripts
>>154231550not even the most fuckable cookies i've seen
So Gingy is trans now?Or he just really wanted to have a big butt for no reason
>>154231605>another plot where a female character is a nuisance and everyone else's lives have to revolve around dealing with it
I hated Shrek from the very beginning, since it killed Atlantis.Just imagine a timeline where animated pulp adventure proved economically viable.
How were they able to fit Shrek, Shrek 2, and Shark Tale inside Game Boy Advance cartridges?
>>154234994Especially with KFP4 as a comparison, it really shows how much of a shitshow the trilogy could've been. It doesn't make it better purely by comparison, the three movies (and especially the OSTs) still stand fine, although I'm aware of the criticism for 2 and 3
>>154235143>How were they able to fit Shrek, Shrek 2, and Shark Tale inside Game Boy Advance cartridges?The same way that people have managed to fit Kung-Pow into a 4MB webm.
>>154232141>feminists friends Based.
>>154232182You lost
>>154231542God it sucks
>>154231880He looks like an Onward character
>>154234980More for me then
>Puss in Boots looks better in its sequel>Shrek looks worse in its sequelMaybe the trade off is worth it
>>154234668Please noDon't put puss in this godawful film. Don't even touch puss unless you can get every single last wish crew member on board with his usage
>>154232682According to you, yes
The original plot had them going to the real world, where they’d meet Farquaad, who is running a Shrek-themed amusement park based on Universal.
>>154234261Better than 1
Is the lunatic with personal issues from Shrek 2 still hanging around here? How many times do you need to be reminded that the movie is very good? Spamming about it won't change much. It's one of the best movies of the 2000s, better than the first one.
>>154233027Not funny Ayre
>>154231986Hi Stan
>>154234908why does gingy let his daughters dress like that and slap his ass?
>>154234908Cringe shit>>154235878Nevermind. This scene is hot af
>>154235878>his daughtersWhat?
>>154235878That's what daughters are made for
>>154232717Haha funi joke Shrek 3 is ass, that's why.
>>154233495At least Shen didn't die because he got atomic farted into the spirit world.
>>154235999>atomic farted into the spirit worldLmao, I’ll never see Tai Lung’s defeat the same way again.
>Antonio Carlos Jobim's "Meditation" plays in the backgroundUnderrated bit
>>154233589We only deserve a Puss in Boots movie every ten years.
>>154234668Probably a reunion ending where they try to hype you up for Shrek 6 having the gang back together at long last etc etc
I still wonder how did Charming and the wolf leave the castle if there was no bridge. Charming crossed the lava moat using a zipline. The wolf? Who knows
>>154232276Nothing was fixed, Shrek 5 still looks repulsive.
>>154236022https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D2h0oqikJs
>>154231542people would beat off to this if the girl cookies were doing it instead
>>154233415All fairness? It's a logical "next step" for the Shrek character. Every Shrek movie has some way of "wishing things would go back to being simple" the 4th movie was about a guy missing his glory days as married guys tend to, then the 5th is "accepting that you're no longer infallible adult they all saw as the coolest person in the world."It's cliche, but it's a cliche that reflects real life. Mom stops being the figure they trust with everything and dad stops being the one they turn to for advice.
>>154233002I thank God everyday I was born years before the year 2000.
>>154231542>>154231570It’s a love letter to Hexanne
>>154232468same to be honest, at least once
>>154236313The pigs likely dumped him there somehow, and wolf accepted it because then he could NEET to his heart's content.
>in the Shrek 2 climax, the wolf blows powerful wind on Fairy GodmotherIsn't that a mistake? He's supposed to be the wolf from Red Riding Hood
So how hard do you think they panicked when the internet guessed the plot from the first trailer and agreed it was going to be mid as fuck?
>>154231596It's not nearly as bad as that original teaser
>>154231712In general, I think they are trying to make the characters cuter and more cartoony. When Shrek came out, it was very counter-Disney. They made the style more realistic because the tone of the film was raunchier and more adult than what Disney was putting out. The style has shifted since then. You can see it when comparing Puss's design before Last Wish. They're just doing that, but with the Shrek cast.
>>154232020Yes, Donkey doing bad, annoying covers of real-life songs is a running joke throughout the franchise. Thank you for picking up on it.
>>154236956It's the same wolf, loser
>>154231542>that 1 second of All Star playingkek
Could this animation be just a marketing ploy? I think most people won't like it, at least the long-time fans, and knowing that, maybe they did it just to get Shrek talked about again and have relevance, even if in a negative way, so that in the end some director will say they'll fix this animation. It seems strange to post a trailer for something that will literally take a year to be released.
>>154236347My uncle works at DreamWorks, but not as an animator or anything like that. He told me that people there are finding this animation strange as well.
>>154237236No. The official profile said that this is the animation of the final product.
>>154231550Run, run, as fast as you can, you can't fuck me, I'm the gingerbread DAYUM
>>154231542BBL GINGYOH!BBL GINGYYYY
>>154233311I consider The Incredibles Pixar's magnum opus, but Shrek 2 is still really good.
>>154234668at most you'd get a brief mention as an "uncle" to Ferguson or whatever his sons are
>>154235668I don't know who that is
>>154234071>Forgotten Island is the movie you should be looking forward to.Got this stud in my sights
>>154234922>For some reason there's a subgroup in /co/ that really hates KFP2.It's literally just one schizo that posts in any DreamWorks-related thread
>>154237400nigga that's a confirmed MINOR
>>154237422
>>154232881Probably one of the worst interpretations of Arthur out there. Even within his own movie they couldn't decide between socially awkward loser or overly confident jerk.
>>154237375>magnum opusLol
>>154237422Why are zoomoids so raped like this?
>>154233311NTABut Yes, much better
>>154237409KFP2 is a bad movie tho
>>154237515>muh zooomers badYou're going to die soon, grandpa. Enjoy it while you can and don't forget to leave your inheritance for us to spend, haha!
>>154237236I thought about that too.
>>154231601>We see racist humor which is always good...Where?
>>154231952that was a sheep you dumb fuck
>>154234908the ideal male body
>>154232532go give em a try, you'll love 'em.
>>154237515justifying child porn I'm crine
>>154237498This movie is pathetically predictable and cliché. >A 1960s superhero story with a villain who actually just had a bad past because he wasn't valued enough. >Husband cheating on his wife while she was away being a housewife. >Children having problems at school. Wow, this has been repeated several times already.
>>154237623You should touch grass
>>154236513Yeah, not even gonna lie, I wanna fuck those two girl cookies besides him, glaze them in my own icing.
>>154237555Enjoy your dying planet
>>154232682Back then, the fact that Dreamworks films looked visually worse than Disney and Pixar was kind of "their thing"
>>154237930They can climb in your ass
I don't like it
>>154237422Even better! Shota wolf bussy.
>>154231542Looks good. Puss in Boots 2 was phenomenal and this looks to be more of the same. The plot is probably going to be weak and like a 6/10 but I'll go see it just for the better animation alone.
>>154231542was shrek the first animated movie with a sequel with a theatrical release?
>>154238068>The Rescuers Down Under>An American Tail: Fievel Goes West>All Dogs Go to Heaven 2>Toy Story 2No
>>154231986i have never ever heard of that third movie. When was it a thing?
>>154238089there is an all dogs go to heaven 2?
>>1542380901996. Bluth had nothing to do with it
>>154238000But that's not true
>>154232272>thinks The Last Wish is A+ as someone who watches movies from every decade>sees essays on reddit about how The Last Wish is overrated, mediocre, and lazy, and only decent compared to other modern movies>dude lost a friendship going scene-by-scene why he hates the movie>lot of complaints are about the dialogue and voice acting but not a word on the shots>saying it's not special just because it's a kids movie>some rank it below Puss 1Like I know it's a matter of taste and no movie is liked by everyone but sometimes with people I wonder if we even watched the same movie.
>>154231880
>>154238547Cada día más canon
>>154231542Apologize, now.
>>154238623Make me nigger
>>154231542>awful generic cinematic music and interrupting to say "nope! don't say it! nadda! not what this is!"god this is insufferable. i don't think any of the 4 prior movies had such generic marketing.
>>154238582Funny how they fired Shrek's original LatAm VA for Shrek 5, no idea who the new VA is but he is doing a decent job at sounding similar
>>154231542Black haired cookie a cute
>>154238623Better than TS4
>>154238623I don't have to, never hated it
>>154238459Tell me, do you like thit movie?
>>154238623I'm sorry you still suck ass.
>>154238623>DADA!
>>154231542Not bad, but I have no idea what the plot is about.
>>154239064Thit?
>no shrekdayawhy?
>>154231568There's a picture of him with his wife and all his kids in the trailer.
>>154238623>pinoccio is smaller than puss in bootsLmao
>>154235492Sounds retarded, but I could imagine it.
>>154239244God I hope dragon got like, fucking FAT as she got older.
Shrek actually thought that would be enough to make Donkey shed a tear (Shrek needed a tear to activate the card that he snatched from Godmother)
>>154238623Fuck no, it was boring as shit.
>>154236607Not everything is about your tranny porn artists
>the /tv/ thread is full of anons believing Zendaya Shrek will be the next protagonist or politics>/co/ thread is just SharkTale anon schizoing out
>>154233082they won't change anything
>>154232167>pretending
>>154231542Well my worries the initial teaser and leaks created have generally been nullified, this looks like classic Shrek fare. As long as they don't do that retarded "Shrek in da reel wurld" bullshit it has a chance of being the only other good Shrek sequel outside of 2.
>>154232167It's literally one faggot that's been spamming this shit for a few years now
>>154231601Schizophrenia: the post
>>154236874The Big Bad Wolf and the Wolf from Little Red Riding Wolf are almost always combined in fairy tale crossover stories autismo, you don't need multiple generic wolf characters.
Did he really think the finger bowl's water was soup?
>>154231712How tf bottom looks way worse???Humanity is fucking regressing
>>154237022The thing is, they're openly making this movie seem more raunchy and adult considering the fact that they have more mild swearing directly in the trailer alongside jokes like the gay Olaf in the slums and Gingy shaking his BBL (Bakery Butt Lift) next to two gingersluts. So making it more cute and cartoony defeats the point unless they're deliberately going for some contrast.
>>154240287Why the fuck would he think it wasn't when he never did fine dining before? He saw a bowl with shit in it and thought it was some weird food
>>154240291>gay OlafWhat
>>154232335People that are horny for female goblins, orcs and ogres literally lose a their boners when seeing actual latinas and niggress that looks 100% like those monster girls except for the skin color
It's a shame that Shrek and Fiona's culinary skills from 1 are gone in 2. You don't see Shrek cooking weedrats or Fiona making fried eggs
>Mmm. This is good. This is really good. What is this?>Uh, weed rat. Rotisserie style>No kidding. Well, this is delicious>Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew>...I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night>Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kind of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare, you name it>I'd like that
Inaugural winner of the first new academy category in 20 yearshttps://youtu.be/CsDDEY1Rf-Q?si=Qp2-om1PsDtTDHPi
>>154240328There are plenty of ogrish looking white women too.
Can't decide which trailer was worse , this or Hex.
>>154240494If only people talked like that anymore
The first movie was a huge leap in animation quality from Antz
>>154241067
>>154231542>Weks in my machine
>>154240592>Academy created the category because they were threatened by Beauty & the Beast getting a best picture nom>Shrek wins the first onesomething something poetry
>>154232276This is different, they just want the new merch lines to look new and the old merch to look old
>remember specific line from Shrek movie>can't remember where it's from, or which film>watch all of them>feel like I'm going crazyDoes Shrek ever say "where's your shitter, I've got a turtle head pokin out?" I'm telling you, I heard him say it.
>>154238623Why did people hate Arthur so much? I really liked the dynamic between him and Shrek. That was the best part of the movie. 3 would have been so much better had the entire thing just been Shrek bonding with Arthur in anticipation of his new kid while preparing him for the throne.
>>154231542"ANON!"
>>154241492They should've cut the entire weird Prince Charming stage play plot out of the movie and had Shrek 3 be entirely a 21 Jump Street style movie about Shrek and Donkey either attending the fantasy highschool or working there as staff to try to convince Arthur to come be king. I actually liked that brief part of the movie at the school and I liked Shrek and Arthur's interactions. The entire finale of that film felt like a wet fart though and fucking NOTHING of value happens for 90% of it.
>>154231712>>154237022They're going for a counter-culture approach instead of counter-disney, because of how popular realism still is.
>>154241447Pretty sure that was Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. It's the same actor using the same accent, so I get the confusion.Either that or you watched a parody video mixing Fat Bastard's dialogue with Shrek visuals.Same with "Shrek" eating babehs.
>Donkey's polish VA died like two years agoIt was a rather iconic voice, who's going to replace him? His son maybe? Or AI?
>>154232881He should marry Shrek's daughter
>>154241978He was in high school before that bitch was even alive, faggot prolly has a son her age if he wasn't cucked to death by Lancelot
>>154237714>>154238030kill all furries
>>154231880Why do they even have curly hair?
>>154242250You lost a long time ago, loser.
>>154231959Idk. Shrek in 5 looks like a man in a costume
>>154233038Lol mf you had like 20+ years to watch ts
>>154240328AAAHHH PEOPLE GET HORNY OVER FAKE PEOPLE MORE EASILY THAN TO REAL PEOPLE AAAAHHHH WHAT A DISCOVERY!
>>154231542I want to glaze those gummydrop buttcheeks.
>>154238623Isn’t this the one where Shrek almost gets publicly executed?
>>154235102Fixed timeline. Atlantis was doomed to cult status no matter what.
As long as it's good as Shrek 2 I'll be happy, every other Shrek sequel has been a huge disappointment. I guess 4 was *okay* and the second Puss in Boots movie was good but still. 3 and 4's main problem is that the central plot sorta lost focus.
noone mentioning the throwback to the comic book and the original rejected pilot?
>>154231542I don't want to look at it, just tell me if it's terrible or not
>>154245664It's terrible.
>>154243447no, I can still become the Furry Slayer
>>154231542Yes
Donkey's kinda cute now, and got minor gains. I like it.
>>154231542Awful lotta swears for what should be a family film...
>>154231712>different head shape>different eye & brow shape>different mouth shape>different nose>different skin tonethe new designs are awful, they literally look like uncanny ai slop that can't get the details right
>>154237022>that imagei keep seeing this shit everywhere but it's not even correct, puss never had a mustache in any of the dream works films
>>154238107there is a sequel, a tv show, and a holiday special
>>154240328The difference is creatures that look like humans vs humans that look like creatures. If you don't understand the difference, you won't get it.
>>154248097The other films had their own share of swears
>>154248272> puss never had a mustache in any of the dream works filmsTrue. In promo material for Shrek 2, he has one. But in the film he doesn't.
>>154248272>>154237022Here's a better comparison. Also, it is super annoying trying to find images of promo renders in good quality, and trying to source them.
>>154248640He looks the same, just darker orange.
Damn, cookie women look like that?
hey Tomar, what would you do if one day I turned green and ugly? would you say something?
>>154249090Nah, there's a fair amount of differences in the Last Wish one. Classic Puss looks more like realistic, while Last Wish touches him up to make him cuter.>bigger eyes>belt is larger>hat is larger>stripes are more pronounced>eyebrows are less pronounced
>>154231542Oh this is going to suuuuuuuck.
>>154231542KEK
>>154231570>Media: So Universal/Dreamworks, why DID you make another Shrek?>Universal/Dreamworks: I LIKE MONEY!
>>154232167It's one really really autistic anon.
>>154232685I liked it. It sounded ambitious.
>>154241447You're thinking of Austin Powers.https://youtu.be/UFu-2Gom1is?t=270
>>154233395Shit, missed pun opportunity. He should've said "Do you want to date a blowman?".
>>154245210>throwback to the comic book and the original rejected pilot?I don't know anything about this, so you have to tell us.
>>154245664Visually it's not bad. But writing wise, It's gonna be awful.
>>154231880south american phenotype
Reminder that the first song in the credits was originally created for the opening scenehttps://youtu.be/nynQW4sDX1M?si=dP1lQrEqeW3QoGGw
>>154250458
>>154231601FUCKING GOOGLE & AMAZONSHILLBOTSPOSTINGON4CHAN(NEL) previously 4chan and now 4chan again.
>>154248097Most people swear now, its not a big deal.
>>154231542It's... Not entirely as horrible as the initial reveal made it seem (though I find it funny it doesn't feature Zendaya at all). Though even from a minute long teaser the whole "classic franchise has modern culture shock" angle still feels like it'll wear thin fast.
Why are all the ogre kids more ugly than their parents? They don't really resemble them that much either except for being green
>>154231542Something about the animation feels off. I can't put my finger on it. It looks too clean.
>>154234908Oh god, they gave the Gingerbread a baboon butt
>>154238623The franchise peaked in Shrek 2. Shrek 3 sucked.
>>154232167Shark Tale was never good
>no explanation as to what Charming was doing in that 4 minutes/30 seconds gapThe first movie doesn't have unpolished stuff like that
>>154254267Imagine the horsecock
>>154237400Meh. looks like some bullshit made in a third world country and dubbed into english. The only wolf I want to see wears a grandmother's nightgown.
>>154255087I'm imagining.
>>154238851Based
>>154249241Baker was horny that day
>>154253887It doesn't feel like there's a lot of intentional color choices to make everything read more clearly and easily from the first millisecond like some past Dreamworks movies. It's got a little 'gray sheen' where all colors are a bit more evenly neutral, not unlike what happened to the increasingly 'washed over' look of newer anime or games that are quickly slapped together in unreal engine.
>>154249241Gingy's psycho wife is hotter.
>>154233188>It just looks like the Mario/Minions movies.Based
>>154235102It was actually the one-two punch of Titan A.E. and Atlantis flopping, Treasure Planet did the rest.
>>154256549Can't believe he actually straight up killed her in the special.
>>154249241So the one on the left is asian, right?
>>154233200>Shrek is an older millenial now
>>154233188>It just looks like the Mario/Minions moviesI need a pedestal for this king to stand on pronto.
>>154231704>>154237569Left one is definitely asian.
>>154252955ugh
>>154246032>no, I can still become the [laughingstock]well sure.
>>154256943there's the race but where's the ist humor
>>154256043Bakers are always horny.
>>154256975they won't be laughing after they see what's coming for them
>>154257947Hotter than any hardcore HBO sex scene
>>154234908
>>154240328Green = diamondsPoo skin = disgust
>>154249740To be fair it makes sense for Puss since his gimmick is that he takes advantage of his cuteness to catch enemies off-guard
I hope they explain this
>>154232602Daughter eyes were fixed
>>154261772Weren't they in like two different continents.
>>154263601they have access to dragon travel
>>154263814>Hey instead of Puss overcoming his problems, he should get a bail-out by ShrekWhat's Shrek gonna do about the actual Death? Fart on him?
Shrek 6 and 7 have been announced to be in production in unison following post production of Shrek 5.>we don't have a Sonic 3 and Knuckles joke, but we can reference more internet memes because that's all we are now
>>154231712they lost the technology
>>154263905he and death settle things over a pintI DON'T GIVE A DAMN BOUT MY REPUTATION
>>154263905he's a decent fighter
>>154231542Not watching niggerslop.
Soul
>>154264633Pooh's adventures
>>154249512>sweetie, you have gobbo breath.
>>154264805heheh... you said 'poo'
>1: Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson>2: Andrew Adamson, Conrad Vernon, Kelly Asbury>3: Chris Miller, Raman Hui>4: Mike Mitchell>5: Conrad Vernon, Walt Dohrn, Brad AblesonWhy does only Shrek 1 have a woman director?
