https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtC4sjABZNw
I feel like I seent this movie already
*Sexed
Gay
Overdone concept
>>154232117Is that Stephen Fry voicing the magic book?
girl with magic powersyaaay
>>154232117I feel nothing at all.
>>154232117>gypsie>living in a house>going to schoolWorst science fiction ever written
>>154232117>bullied for dressing alternative bro this isn't the 90s anymoreshe'd be at the top of the social period
the lazy model reuse with a wig + all the stock animation with no personality to it really makes it look like AI shit.
>>154232117I don’t know what teaser means anymore. That seemed like a full trailer.
>>154232117That's a lot of makeup for a teenager
Not gonna lie, changing the protagonist's gender did make this way more generic.
>>154232394Why are they called trailers anyways? They come before the movie comes out and are aired before the movie in theaters. So what is it trailing?
>social outcast is le powerful wizard>learns to accept his/her quirks in wizard worldbravo
>>154232117I will never watch your movie.
>>154232117>world of witches You are not beating the allegations. Before the change it seemed about a world of magic in general, now it’s literally that shitty show’s same setting.
>>154232431Because when trailers first started being a thing, they came after the movies, but that was when movies included 2 cartoons and a newsreel in addition to the film.
>>154232437Escapism and fantasy go hand in hand, there’s been tons of those since forever, just part of the genre. Waverly Place is actually the most distinct of the three for not being isekai, just being a secret society SOL rather than escapism fantasy adventure. Or at least it was before the revival.
>>154232437>concept start out with male protag>femMOID overtakes and degrades throught mtf.Almost always in the west.
>>154232431When they were first invented they would actually trail after the feature presentation, but they changed that because people weren't sticking around after the movie to watch commercials for movies.
Just checking in to see if the Highly Satanic guy is here.
>>154232117>it’s another millenial remakes Harry Potter slopfestYawn
>>154232471"I'm not like other girls"
>>154232471>>154232490Seems like we should change the name to Teasers then. That's a more accurate term.
>>154232408You would think. But this is modern Disneywe’re talking about here. There’s every chance it was going to be the exact same thing, right down to the skirt, if it remained a boy.
>>154232515Yeah but that's already been taken terminology for a shorter trailer than usual.
Is this /co/'s Ojamajo Doremi?
>>154232351There's a weird trend of Disney only giving bad women tits. Also:>MC is quirky and likeable, that's why she's only goth-lite>Only evil people go more gothy
>>154232575a GOTH witch?!It'll never work!
>VA for trans Gwen Stacy>Voices yet another girl character that uses to be a boy
>>154232145My thoughts exactly when I saw it. Is "Every teenage witch movie: THE MOVIE"This couldn't be more uncreative even if it tried.
>>154232580Thinking about it, it's not just this, there are a bunch of films where it's the case. Even in a setting where everyone is Gothy, only the baddies actually commit to the look.
>>154232580They can't do it right anymore.
>>154232117That's The Owl House ripoff!
>>154232117Another conquest for Sora~
>>154232757Sora has men inside him.
>>154232644that's an every witch girl ripoff
>>154232800I thought he let all of them out in 3.
>>154232868Doesn't he absorb a star at the end of Re-Mind?
>>154232483No
>>154232398No, that's a minimal amount of makeup for a gypsy girl her age.
>>154232117>"They hate me because I'm different!">"Bitch, you and your mom have stolen every bit of copper wiring in the whole--">"Ah, if they only could be more accepting of cultural differences!!"
>>154232117This looks extremely bland even compared to their modern showings
I can't be the only one....
>>154232471She looks like the dedicated school bully here.Why didn't they actually go on with that and make her a full witch that loves to fuck over people including the other bullies themselves.That explains she's an outsider instead of the whole i'm a clunky misunderstood person again.Moral of the story? Sometimes you have to be a bigger and smarter asshole to the bullies but also ridicule the pussies that deserve it to keep the balance.That will not fly with Disney but this is also why everything is so bland.
>>154232117>Brown skin>BUT GOTH makeup...Okay, I will at least check out the rule 34
>PotterweenTown with cringe humor shitskin le high school skank like omg ugh SO not aura~Boring, derivative and made for porn content only to be forgotten quicker than Onward and Wish
>>154232145Eleven times, as a matter of fact.
>>154232117>"They don't like me because I dress weird">Just a bargain bin scene girlI feel like this movie would have made more sense with male protag.
>>154232117>Let's make a magical world of witches and wizards.>But let's also make it the most boring and bitch basic version of that concept.Even fucking Halloweentown was more creative.
>>154232117So this is what The Owl House would look like if it "fit the Disney brand" instead of being creative and interesting.
>>154232117Imagine her thick bush is with that lovely color
>>154232437Also the magic world is in her closet come the fuck on
Yo can lust for the main character and the mom all you want but i will not watch this.
>>154233215As it turns out, both roads lead to shit
>>154232117Totally not The owl house
>Mom! Me different!>Daughter! Be normal!>Mom! Me witch!>Daughter! Me also witch!>*trauma!*
>>154232117>just from the trailer alone it already looks better than the Owl House>this movie is going to make millions at the box office Ohnonono Danatrannies, our response???
>>154233092Yeah, the whole "they don't like me because how I dress" doesn't work with conventionally attractive people who dress a little off. That's just an e-girl. It would've worked better as a loner who gets laughed at for looking like a school shooter. Or if you wanted to keep it progressive, a fruity boy who gets mocked for wearing skirts.
why are millennial women so obsessed with witches
>>154232117The AI being able to replicate the Disney/Pixar style did a lot of damage to this movie since a lot of people are calling it AI.
>>154233090Kek
Delicious mother daughter threesome sex
>>154232117it's LITERALLY a repainted Owl House
she has a weirdly wide adult head.
>>154232437>Alex Russo>social outcasthuh?
>>154233353 Because they're are a bunch of witches.
>>154233437Moana with a twig body and straightened and dyed hair
>>154233422It feels like a recycling of what the Owl House pitch was before it became a dreadful school drama with lesbian shit. She's actually exploring a fantasy and fighting monsters there.
>>154233458>he doesn't know Disney requested the school in TOH
>>154233439She was in the early seasons. She had a group of popular rich girls teasing her, her only friend was Harper, and her whole family was looked down on by the teachers.
>>154233367Funny you should say that, been trying to do the hot evil witch
>>154232117Holy generic, Batman!
>>154233367Actually I think AI could write something more original than this
>>154232944Kek
> Hailee Steinfeld is a 29 year old mother married to a crappy quarterback. > She still voices teenagers.They couldn't hire a actual teenager to play this role?
>instantly forgettable: the movie
>>154233579perfect for tax write offs
>>154233367This is literally what you get if you swap her face with Moana's
>>154232117Would be funny if she was an actually horrendous person, gypsies on steroid. that smoke, steals and head butt people for the pettiest reasons. Let her give a swirly to the "special girl" that write sailor moon fanfics in the toilets during lunch break. That's the sorceress origin story I want.
>>154233616Disney's female heroes rarely have meaningful negative character traits. At most they're naive or slightly insecure.
>>154233353You know the whole male "Return to Rome/Viking/Christ/Whatever"?It's basically their version of that, except instead of body building based on half truths, it's personality building based on no truths.Same reason they're into horoscopes, and crystals, and auras, and chakras, and tarot, and all that other nonsense.It's shit women used to do in that past that gave them a sense of purpose, importance, and control.
>>154233616If they lean into every stereotype possible (fortune telling, curses, being toxic) and piss everyone off, that would be hilarious.
>>154233422>kid goes to fantasy world>OMG it's literally just...It's literally just the fantasy genre anon, Disney is been churning out plots like this through out the 20th century>>154233458>>154233490Lettersoup people don't get that their shit won't sell in other countries and Disney is a global brand, them putting some fag in a movie even if it only lasts a second for them to remove in international releases is already wasting shit ton of money on appeasing you genetic dead ends yet you are convinced Disney fucking hates you.
>>154233556How old do you think most VAs voicing teens are?
will there be gore and murder at least?
>>154233675this is nots a brutals movies
>Gypsie>doesn't have a weird bullshit accents where she swear every 3 seconds is fake spanish and imaginay incomprehensible words.for what purpose? Also no way she's not just wearing flip flops
>>154233353>why are millennial women so obsessed with witchesThey grew up with Harry Potter (knock off of The Worst Witch) but the author turned out to not be as unison in opinion with Democrat White Women (or UK equivalent rather) as they assumed she was for most of the 2000's. They've been looking for a replacement ever since.
>>154232117>>154233610>They're the same picture.
>>154233353because feelings is so much more deeper than science. it's the same package as astrology, magic stones, auras, feng shui and so on. They failed math and science, so they want "the opposite"
>>154233665Uhh? Fourteen?
>>154233353>>154233653this is the one true answer pretty much; it's a delusions of power and therefore, control. Doesn't matter if it doesn't work really, it does in their minds
>>154232976What a disaster HAHA
>>154232117Ugh, it's all so trite. Nothing creative, nothing crazy, just girl gets magic powers and doesn't have control over them. It's a belly flop.
>>154232117Is this perhaps the Little Witch Academia of our time?
>>154233665Moana's VA was 16. Despicable Me hires a new VA for Agnes with each release to keep her sounding young. This is Disney being lazy. Don't make excuses for them.
>>154233496>and her whole family was looked down on by the teachers.One Justin alone cannot atone for the sins of an entire family.
>>154233783Akko failed magic until the last episode. This starts with the heroin being the SUPER CHOSEN ONE in the first 15 minutes
>>154233786Your just a hater this movie is fun
>>154232117Hoppers had more stylization. I guess this is part of the Princess-verse.
>>154232117>>154232341>>154232944La princesa Disney... del mercadillo
>>154233786Disney for all their faults treat their voice acting talent very well and keep them on the books.>Voiced Alice and Wendy in the 1950s>Voiced Alice and Wendy in 2010>Voiced Alice in 2023>has done almost nothing in her acting career other than a few Alice/Wendy cameosNot sure if it's the guinness record for time voicing the same role but it has to be close
>>154233849Hoppers were Pixar. As much as they fucked up doing beanmouth for a while, they still take way more risks than Disney Animation.
>>154232117>le weirdo girl with no friends that gets powers because she was actually special and the chosen one all alongyou can tell this was made by a woman that felt like this in her childhood
>>154233856/a/ but the only reason Nozawa won't beat her record is because she only started voicing Goku in her 50s
>>154233889Films keep trying to convince us that a good looking teen who's charismatic and gets into all sorts of fun antics in order to "fit in" would somehow be on the lowest rung of the social ladder."Big tittied goth gf" cliche is popular because of how ironically popular the thicc goth girls were on the 2000s
>>154233947that because the movie don't show that the school is actually 80% migrant teens that will pick on any white girl because of their color. (euro version is arabs against anything that's doesn't do ramadan)
>>154233090this
Disney desperately wants to be Illumination or Dreamworks, don't they.
>co-director also co-directed Wish
>>154234042Most of the talented Disney staff went over to Skydance. It's why Swapped was so unexpectedly good.
>>154232117Why is Billie an outcast? I get that it's a private school that's all prim and proper, but, at least in modern times a girl like Billie may be rather popular.
>>154234083See >>154233947It's how the writer's see themselves. Either vastly underestimating their own popularity in school or who only thought they were as good looking and fun as these characters are.
>>154233499>random pool of jizz on the carpet
>>154233947Just once I’d like one of these movies starring a conventionally attractive protagonist to start out with them being popular and actually become unpopular due to whatever transformation/revelation/etc. they go through rather than the other way around.Just once have a popular girl bully get a little humbled and rejected by their shallow friends and have to turn to the genuinely unpopular kids for help.
>>154232117>Main character is a annoying obnoxious gypsy Quickest skip ive ever seen. Push over and stomp on a gypsy woman's head if you ever see one. The gross shitty indians thiught Gypsys were so fucking annoying and evil they kicked them out of India. Disney fucking sucks.
>>154233288>it's a movie for pre-teen girls>Except the girl protagonist has to babysit her anxious Gen-X mom and fix their relationship instead of spending some time with a hot love interest.Even I know this is going to flop.
>>154234488It is amazing how K-pop Demon Hunters had so much success merely by being competently made. That’s too much to ask from most productions these days.
>>154234321Ron's Gone wrong has this as a sub plot. A popular, vapid girl who's a low level influencer has a humiliating moment for her go viral and her lowest moment becomes a meme, ruining her life. More people should watch Ron's Gone Wrong, fuck Disney for sending it out to die with 0 marketing.
>>154232117This looks like one of those January release movies meant to ape Disney in the 2000s
>>154234488It's so fucking simple, but millennial women writers refuse to acknowledge the simple reality of what young women actually want to see. Can they not remember what they liked as girls or are they just trying to force the girls to share their hag tastes?
>>154232117Why is she so anal-coded?
>>154232117Thats an ugly girl.
>>154234539KPDH follows many of the Renaissance era Disney princess movie story beats that Disney forgot about after the success of Frozen.I'm not saying KPDH is as good as those classic movies, just that it's more inspired by them than modern Disney movies.
>>154232117>5 seconds in>I'm not like the OTHER girlsOh fuck off
>>154232117I know this is what got the owl house cancelled? but honestly I sort of like it more than it so far.MC seems like less of a cunt since she didn't runaway from home.
>>154234651Just wait for the OwlHouse crossover porn with double sided dildo anal>I put a strap in you, and now you’re wide
>>154234663Attractive women, attractive men, good romance sub plot, strong female character but doesn't acheive this by shitting on men, good action scenes and a good exploration of a Korean subculture without overt CONSIDER THE COCONUT shit.
>>154232117...I think I underestimated the reach that TOH got. I see TOH being mentioned in every posts about this movie.
>>154234756You're reading it on here and reddit. You're not reading it in places frequented by the people Disney needed for it to make them money.It got moderately popular with a group that may admit to liking it (privately) but would never buy merchandise for a kids show
>>154234806DTVA shows haven't gotten merch in forever, what DTVA judges shows on is TV rerunability during which they can show ads to kids but the TOH cancellation seems to have been a spite move seeing as how it was done when the show was actually doing numbers on TV
>>154233353Millennial women are set to become the biggest generation of unwanted spinsters cat old hasta due to going full on anti male feminist, same reason they're now crying about the "female loneliness epidemic", not a big surprise
>>154232117>CGI>boring one-word titleOh fuck OFF, Disney.
>>154234651That's not a thing.
>>154232117actually did not expect this to be a real disney movie, it looks like another studio trying to emulate disney but do a ironic twist on it (being an evil witch instead of the fairytale princess)since it is a disney film though it seems like its going to lack the teeth and edge that another studio would have given it
>>154234934It feels like a “make the Owl House into a Disney movie but remove Eda and change Luz and Camila into Romanis and give them different names “ ChatGPT prompt
>>154232408Even if it was a male MC, most men and boys would immediately discard it just because it's made by Disney, the same company that destroyed Star Wars, by now they can already guess that it would be just another generic emasculated beta bitch.
>>154234972I miss Renaissance era where you had confident leads like Aladdin
>>154232357Disney movies don't feel like Disney movies anymore. They just feel like nothing. If they didnt mention Frozen and Zootopia and had a big fat Disney logo I wouldnt have known.
>>154232877No he just dies and now Donald and Goofy have to talk to James Woods and its going to be great. I feel bad that Nomura has to add all these fucking shitty movies to the games now.
>>154232117This doesn't look like disney It doesn't look good either
>>154233353The answer is somewhere on this website but I dont want to find out so have funhttps://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/
>>154235167Nomura loves Hercules and loves Hades, it was always going to have an Olympus level. Disney are contractually obliged to offer James Wood the role and he loves playing him so takes union rates.KH4 is also going to feature a load of the stuff from FFXII Versus. The secret movie even copies the original trailers. Just kinda bummed it's not going clean slate and is moving forward with the Master of Masters plot.
>>154235167>>154235221On a related note, I really wish they'd go back to the "council of villains" from the first game. I do enjoy Maleficent and Pete though, they shouldn't work as well as they do together.
>>154235167Nomura doesn’t put every Disney movie, just the relevant ones. For 3 he put Frozen, Tangled, Toy Story and Monsters Inc because he wanted those. He didn’t put any more modern movie from them at the time.He’ll put Coco, Moana and Star Wars before Wish or Raya.
>>154235201>dump literal shit>"here you go, sift through it!">leavei-i dont wanna click that link
>>154235253Yeah I imagine might have a lot of that might have to do with Disney red tape. The entire premise of the first game is the way it id because Disney disallowed Disney worlds to crossover with eachother. And in KH3 they disallowed characters to be used as summons despite 2 or 3 games with them. Thsts why theyre elemental...things.Also if Sora was in Hexed wouldn't it immediately fuck shit up because they all know magic and she couldnt be like the other girls anymore lol
>>154235382ALSO FUCK THESE TITLESJUST BECAUSE YOU NAMED IT LIKE TANGLED AND FROZEN DOESNT MEAN IT WILL MAKE MONEY AHHH
>>154235341He got fucked over so hard for Frozen. Disney pulled permission for an original plot involving Elsa at the last minute so you got Sora standing awkwardly in the background of the movie whilst having adventures in an ice mage.>>154235381It's about as bad as you'd expect. 2xchromosome level misandry with "I'm not like other girls" energy from everyone in it.
>>154235382Pixar on the other hand were the opposite.>"ok so I'm going to do Toy Story 1, is that fine?">"Nah, you can do a completely original plot and have all the characters interacting with you're characters. Heck, you can even have Woody shit talk one of the villains">"also for Monsters Inc... How do you feel about writing an unofficial sequel?"
>>154235418There is no way the plot wasnt supposed to be about Elrena turning Elsa into a heartless.
Uhhhhhhhhh. So holy shit that premise is really fucking tired. And am I the only one who thinks there is something really off with the faces/animation?>>154232365Thank fuck I wasn't the only one who noticed. There are multiple scenes where she's walking forward like, in fucking slow motion? And also what the fuck that intro makes zero sense. why is she in a stall typing and then randomly putting her hand under the stall so her bracelet can break on a... broken stall? Toilet? WTF?
>>154234646Most girls hate writing and don't want to write. The hags that do make shit like this derivative autistic garbage.
Do we know her sexual orientation yet the trailer premiered in June so it must be a pride thing right
i honestly think i should hate it but i genuinely feel nothing toward this thing like nope zero emotions
>>154235476The whole trailer is like that dude. They copy pated expressions in the first scene.
>>154235513I remember reading a synopsis that heavily hinted at a male character that's a potential love interest.
>>154235463Don't forget this
>>154235522Why are they all dreamworks smirking as a default facial expession
>>154235476Something is very wrong with the scene when she first enters her room and starts moving. Like, very wrong. I think frames are missing when she throws her coat and moves forward. She's almost about to fall forward.
Hahaha, yep! It's me... Quirk Chungus from 2020 millenial writers head!Yu're probaly wondeiring how i got here and how i gott sooo QUIRKYYY... well... let me show you in my 200 million dollar budget new movie
>>154235568>>154235476... it's Don Bluth's bobble walk in 3d.
They managed to reuse a bunch of stock animation but in some scenes still were incompetent enough to go badly off model on her face and body. Every single scene in this trailer has flaws you'd never see from Disney in the past.
>https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153261012/#153261409
>>154235758fake.although if it happens, then a shitstorm will happen...
>>154235758Confirmed bullshit, as usual
"Hey ChatGPT, replace the annoying female protagonist with the MALE protagonist"
>>154235598>Quirk Chungus is a slang term and internet archetype used to describe a specific brand of quirky millennial woman. The persona is heavily associated with internet parody comics and social media memes poking fun at millennial pop-culture and relationship dynamics. Core Traits of the Archetype>Pet speak: Frequently uses baby talk like "dogos" or "puppers."Adulting: Treats standard adult responsibilities like heroic accomplishments.Pop-culture: Obsesses over fandoms like Star Trek or Marvel.Partner: Frequently depicted alongside a "man-child" or "basedboy" partner.Meme origin: Sprouted from webcomics mocking millennial internet discourse.
>>154233786>Despicable Me hires a new VA for Agnes with each release to keep her sounding youngK, then why haven't they recast the other two?>>154233665Better question: why do they keep getting adults to voice adolescents?
Disney really stopped doing deep studies for their characters body language it's all the same be it a princess or some rebel teen, it's pretty sad. Even illumination give more personality to their cast.
>>154232117just looks very boringi don't think you could get more boring
>>154232357desu i don't hate this poster, at least it's better than smug elsa buried in snow.png
>>154234626Like Dinosaur or Home on the range? I can see that, looks as cheap as those films too, desu.
>>154236073I don't mind it (aside from the stupid tag line) but I'm a giantess freak with a thing for low angle camera views.Also, having socks up that high must be really annoying
>>154235341I would laugh my ass off if Disney forced him to include The Simpsons for the sole reason of the sequel coming out.
The lanky boy on the left at the beginning of the trailer is literally a touched-up version of the Tom Holland kid from that Will Smith pigeon movie. This green witch right here is Olaf.The whole trailer has a bizarre sense of cheapness to it.
>>154235341A moana world building on the Island exploration mechanics of PotC would be great.
>>154233353MDS
What if it is good? I liked Tangled, Frozen and Moana. I heard Encanto is good. It is just weird that there are no more princess Disney films.
>>154236179Moana is basically confirmed with the keyblade shown in the last 4 trailer. It’s crazy it wasn’t in 3 already.
>>154236051>Even illumination give more personality to their castlol no
>>154236167It's ripping off Gendy's 3D animation techniques and doesn't fit in with the rest of the film.
>>154236167Got to wonder where all that budget went to. Because it certainly didn't go to the animation. Even Robin Hood didn't look as cheap as this, and that was literally reusing animation to save on budget.
>>154236203It's a truth, nobody asked you to magically rewrite reality.
>>154234488they're clearly trying to recreate Elsanna magic with the mom and daughter that's its only hope
Damn, The Owl House is trending in Twitter...
Hopefully xhe is lesbian
>>154236260Would you look at the time...
>>154236200I wouldn't be so fast to call that yet. There are some design elements of that keyblade that's completely incongruent with anything in Moana, like the armillary sphere at the heart of the blade.But that aside, Moana is still pretty much a given.
>>154236200That keyblade seemed more Elemental to me.
>>154236240what reality do you live in?
>>154236260>using Xitter>current year
>>154232117why is her head so big
>plot is the average YA book of the last 25 yearsLMAO
>>154236342The one where Illuminations make movies I have watched, and not your shitty social media poser fantasy where you repeat conditioned shit based on memes.
>>154236392>willingly watching Illumination moviessounds like a sad reality
>>154233616why did you just describe my dream girl?
>>154234488why cant kids media just be about kids going on adventures without adults hanging onto them? hell even the new flop Pokemon anime isn't even about kids adventuring as much as it is an extended field trip with a bunch of chaperones.
>>154233092It was actually going to have a male protagonist before they changed it.
>>154232117Disney really really really wants their own Harry Potter.
>>154232357>that good posterFeels like Sabrina. Honestly, having seen the trailer, this could work as a mini-series, it doesn't look bad and could be entertaining. As a feature movie? It feels like Turning Red, but with magic and The Owl House sprinkled in, basically nothing compared to the Disney movies we used to get until like 16 years ago. Back then, they actually tried, programming specific software for their movies, like the snow in Frozen or Rapunzel's hair for CGI, offering new narratives and breathtaking visuals for 2D movies, which people still remember fondly because they were emblematic, like Ariel or Beauty and the Beast overshadowing their original stories. Now, this just feels like a generic Dreamworks movie, the kind of film Netflix releases on its catalog, yet some of those movies do have something special or original to them.here there's no innovation in animation, character building, plot, style, or setting, and I'm still salty they turned her into a girl when she was supposed to be an autistic boy. I get women sell more for the intended audiences and /co/omers, but having a boy learning to be a witch along with his mom would at least be an original concept to show off, she'll just end up being a random girl character getting rule 34d here and little girls will stop buying her merch in a year or less
>>154236522More like they want to have their own Wicked because their previous attempt is forgotten now.
>>154236435>the illumination expert now admit to have never watched ityeah, I told that already. You can really just repeat things like a machine ti's sad.
>>154233298>contrarianism for the sake of it>with a doa flop of all thingsMan this board just won't stop sucking
>>154236260Twitter trends are based on your likes and engagement. I'm only seeing World Cup stuff on my tab
>>154236617Notice that he didn't say it looked good.
They changed the protagonist's name from "Billy" to "Billie" so they wouldn't have to rerecord a bunch of lines.
>>154234583that was a great movie
>>154236652Illiterate retard. Danatrannies smartest shill btw >>154236617Cope faggot
>>154236850Mate, I'm pointing that its being better than Owl House is not the same as it being good because Owl House is fucking garbage.
>>154232117Straight Luz gets magical help from Lumiere and Mrs. Potts. Well, at least it isn't a Frankenstein monster movie stitched together from an abandoned TV show like Moana 2 and The Mandalorian & Grogu.
>>154237011>Moana 2 and The Mandalorian & GroguI want to watch that movie.
This looks fine, you guys genuinely sound like sad fucks
>>154232117This is the first trailer I think I've ever seen where it makes me hate the main character BEFORE the 1 second mark.
>>154232117>Painfully Generic>Not like other girls>Looks like a mid e girl why are her classmates even bitching?I'm sure someone will like it, but my eyes were glazing over.
>>154237379It would be funny if she was well liked, but her arrogance deluded her into thinking she was being bullied. Like Goob in Meet the Robinsons.
>>154237554That could be funny in Goob's case because it was portrayed in a very casual humor way. The Hexed version would just be like that Mutant Academy shit where she feels she's hated/loved at the same time while everyone claps every time the lesbian makes a public scene and still continues to invite her to gatherings.
>>154232117>gypsiesNow, I've tolerated a lot of shit from Disney, but this is where I draw the line.
>>154232117Why does this look so bland? I feel like the fantasy world is meant to be colorful and exciting, but it's just kinda busy and muddy. Does Disney not employ a single artist with good taste?
Where does it say she's supposed to be a gypsy?
This feels like those random things Disney Channel airs like "ZOMBIES" animated stuff
Merlin and Madam Mim should be in this. Merlin should be in this Disney cartoon about magic and witches and so should Madam Mim.
>>154236466And said chaperones are open in how useless they are. It's like they're only there because corporate made the staff put them there.
>>154232418I know there's only so may times to do a cartoony animal design but that cat is literally just Salem from the Sabrina cartoon jfc.
Is the MC an isekaijin that lived on Earth because her mom is a faggot that wanted to be boring?
>school uniformIs it not supposed to be in the us?
When is Disney going to have their next Frozen? Because this definately won't be
>>154233353They lack physical power and thus wish to have magical powers - but alas the closest to magical power is having political and administrative power, both of which are as close to magic that they crave.
>>154233856>2023What was it?
>>154232117>make the character a gypsy, easily the most hated ethnicity in Europe and wherever else they exist>not even make her hot like Esmeralda (who wasn't a gypsy in the book, but whatever)It's like they WANT to fail.>>154233271>>154236260>>154236522Magic and world transmigration have been staples in fantasy since forever, but... I can't help but think that Disney liked the idea of Owl House and it's HP-like potential, but either didn't like Dana or decided main characters being lesbians is too much in retrospect, and decided to "reboot" it without Dana or lesbians.
>>154232555Yes.
>>154238670What do you mean by that, an international cultural hit? Maybe never if they continue on this odd path of making movies that only appeal to the people who write them.
>>154238670I still think it’s someone high up in Disney who’s seething how their most popular movie was with the whitest of white casts, so that’s why it’s an endless stream of constant brown girl MCs since then, thinking surely one of these minorities will capture the same popularity of Frozen.
>>154236850>buzzword buzzword buzzwordI can't imagine how you function outside here
I fucking hope she's Filipino. Not because of Pin°¥ p®iDe. But I'm fucking tied of ambitiously brown character designs that tries to appease everybody but satiates nobody. They need to pick a fucking race and stick with it. Any race
>>154233353Something about reclaiming power or some other gay shit
>>154239052Billie's clothing makes me think she is a Gypsy. Also, if she is a Gypsy, few will complain over the casting, but if she is Pinoy, more people will pester Disney for not casting Pinoy actors for the girl and her mom like Forgotten Island is doing.
>>154239052That's not a race, that's an ethnicity and most USAmericans have none, or rather about a dozen.>>154239235>peopleRandom ass faggots on Xitter, you mean. It's frankly incredible companies listen to them. Incredibly stupid, I mean.
>>154236371It's full of Gypsy hatred and lies.
>>154234455Based!!!
>>154232117This looks like yet another "magical girls with dyed hair" show like Unicorn Academy, or Regal Academy or Descendants. For some reason, these magical girls shows have all their characters with dyed hair. Even elderly people in Unicorn Academy have dyed hair.
>>154239419Maybe they're trying to make them "anime-like".
>>154239419>>154239585Crazy hair colors are a good idea if your characters look otherwise alike.
>>154235598>>154235680this looks really pozzed.
>>154234083>>154236762>>154239235Can Billie draw?
>>154232117>quirk chungus millienals self insterted themselves so now gen z alt girls are old enough to do the same>another disney movie about a girl that is not like the other girls>mother is probably the twist antagonistNot even mid-2000's disney was this bad
Didn't this board love the owl house? This is the exact same shit but with no yuri
>>154232471Are there still schools where people look and act like this? I mean beyond the super elite ones for the ruling class I guess.
I can fap to her.
>>154232117>Woman caracter>My Weakness is that i'm to stroonngggg
>>154232471>>154233012>>154240168This looks exactly like the plot to Ruby Gillman Teenage Kraken. A typical high school outcast becomes magical movie.
>>154239980>this is the exact same shitYeah, from the same company that told the creator to fuck off. It's warmed over leftovers that a rabid fanbase is mad about. >with no yuriIt'll be implied, Disney can't have a male companion that isn't a non-threatening eunnich
>>154240427I want it to fail but the only bad thing if that happens will be that it would vindicate Dana and her Twitter Schizo followersIt’s gonna at worst make 500 Million
>>154240523>if that happens will be that it would vindicate DanaShe doesn't care.
>>154240427>Since its a female oriented movie and its extremely shitty looking it will easily make a billion. Remember Disney's clientele is stupid vaginas and they are terrible with money.Then why did Wish flop?
>>154240577>I am not jealous>>154240588I hate that Disney never tried to move from the Tangled art style aside from a half measure in Wish.Most of the Princess the Disney brand is built on have different art styles even if we only focus on the renaissance princesses.>>154240623Apathy
>>154240637The latest HP game sold a shit ton of copies
>>154240427>>154240523>>154240663This new movie looks ugly and cheap too. Wish had the advantage of being the 100th anniversary film, and it still flopped. Hexed has nothing! It's not going to make more than Wish.
>>154240637More like leftoids got mad that Rowling disagrees with them in one thingIt’s weird the left treats her as an enemy because of one thing and the right treats her as an ally despite her disagreeing with them in all but one thing.>>154240656>>154240684See https://youtu.be/0jhsGEV6wdU
So, would you Billie?
>>154240745Will Billy draw Billie?
>>154232757Goddamn it, speaking as a casual fan of Kingdom Hearts...This series has fallen and brutally. The story is indefensible shit. You people think Season 3 of Avatar Last Airbender has bad writing? Kingdom Hearts has bad writing that is so disgustingly bad it makes American Sonic Comics look good. So the original story of Kingdom Hearts is garbage.The gameplay is inconsistent so you're never guaranteed quality like other gaming series. And finally MODERN DISNEY is shit, I don't like these movies. I don't like these modern characters. I don't want to see the Kingdom Hearts characters "befriending" these frankly shitty characters. The only good thing that's been done with Kingdom Hearts in recent years is Sora making it to Smash Bros. The current state of Kingdom Hearts is frankly so terrible that is has such a bleak future that I hope Kingdom Hearts 4 fails and kills the series.It seriously became way too fucking awful to defend it. And going by the views of the new Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer, it seems that people really don't like this series anymore, Resident Evil Veronica a HATED Resident Evil game completely overwhelmed Kingdom Hearts. Hell the new Rayman remake also had a better received trailer. And do I need to mention how the teaser of Persona 6 destroyed the recent Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer? Rest my case, Kingdom Hearts has fallen and worse its become so bad it has not stood the test of time, what's that? It means Kingdom Hearts failed to appeal to a new generation. To young people, Kingdom Hearts is some cringe badly written Disney fan fiction shit that old farts like.Sad but a part of growing up is realizing that what you used to like is shit.
>>154240745I would make passionate, filthy love to that gypsy until the sun comes up.
It doesn't even feel like a Disney movie. It's like the bad Sony movies. Not as bad as the new Cat in the Hat, Holy Shit!
>>154232117Where's the obligatory rival who starts out as a bitch to her and they become friends
>>154233735Ursula Guin was right yet again
I CAN MOVE THINGS WITH MY FREAKING MIND NOW
>>154235382To be fair now Sora is retarded. And with each new game he loses more brain cells. To quot Merlin during Kingdom Hearts 2 "Sora what am I going to do with you if you keep forgetting your magic? Here let me lend you a spell." And don't bother saying bullshit about Chain of Memories. Every new game Sora has to re-learn the same general spells and maybe a few new ones because he's stupid.And finally Sora's brand of magic isn't real magic it's elemental blasts. He's not doing any grand control of sorcery like how Yen Sid literally divided water ala Moses during Fantasia showing his master control over the element of water itself. Sora doesn't do that. He's simply an idiot. Hate to say it but the way Sora does magic is the same way Korra from Legend of Korra uses bending, she blasts the element out and that's it. And what do Sora and Korra have in common? They are canonically without a shadow of a doubt fucking stupid characters.
>>154232117>I completely deserve this because I'm the main character! End of 2nd act: >I miss my mommy and wish I were back safe home!
>>154232357>From the studio that gave you Onward and Wish
>>154233012>She looks like the dedicated school bully here.>Why didn't they actually go on with that and make her a full witch that loves to fuck over people including the other bullies themselves.Because then you'd have HellOnEarth writing itAnd it would be goodAnd we can't have that
Why is there a ton of removed post?
>Rework the main character from a boy to a girl>don't bother changing the nameThey recorded all the voices before making the change, didn't they?
>>154240974>what the fuck is she going to do to Sora?Use systematic racism against him.
>>154241001Jewsney has been promoting subliminal BLACKED since the 2000s, the idea they dont want indoctrinated leftist kids is silly. Shit House got canned because it wasnt profitable but muh gayness is how Disney smokescreens this.
>>154235201Every woman on that sub looks exactly like you expect. The rest are trannies.
>>154241021No.The official reason for TOH cancellation (by Dana) is that it was too serialized and too many adults watching the show... that's it.
Janny, you're doing the right thing
>>154241046>very first post i see is from a trannyDamn. You weren't kidding.
>>154241072Subway fresh?
>>154240974>There are no villains.which really makes me worried for hexed. We’ve got what appear to be evil witches. How lame will it be if that’s just a misunderstanding and instead we get generational trauma.
>>154241112
>>154232117It's amazing how people are ripping this movie apart by saying it looks generic, "it's like TOH" or it looks AI.Would really love how well this movie did in the screenings.
>>154232117First movie made entirely with AI
>>154241380That doesn't explain how big Wicked became though.>>154241458We already know what's the first movie made entirely with AI, the one about Iranian protestors.
>>154241192This is what happens when you lose your creativity and just go through the motions.
The trailer makes it look like she's really the only character in the movie, with the rest being a long show unfolding in front of her. A bit like Alice in Wonderland.
>>154240990Schizo, the answer is always a schizo, every fucking Disney thread has a schizo
>>154233353I can't with Markibumbum burning
>>154241557>That doesn't explain how big Wicked became though.>BecameAnon, pound-for-pound Wicked is the most profitable stage production EVER. It passed the billion-dollar mark when Obama was still in office.
>>154240919>They are canonically without a shadow of a doubt fucking stupid characters.They're also shadows of other characters
>>154236073I fucking love that poster, it opened my eyes to the weird photoshopping renders tradition.
The girl from the Wizards of Waverly Place sequel was also named Billie, what are they doing
>>154236617More than likely it's Tribefag
>>154232117>I am so rebel and unique and subversive people hate me because they fear my rebelious wildness lol>o em gee I must finish my homework or mom will be mad! holy shamolee I can't believe I said something so rude. omg I'm so gonna RESPECT and OBEY that foreigner they will totally FRICK OUT
>>154242635For a gypsy, that is rebellious.
>>154232117This movie is highly satanic because it has WITCHES
>>154242705plot twist : witches were just misunderstood the whole time and even after an evil white catholic priest killed them in Salem they stayed in a secret society to help people especially misunderstood strong girls that need no men.
>>154232117how many more times are they gonna go with this "adorkable" female lead before they finally figure out that it doesn't sell
>>154242731it sells when the others do it. that's why they keep coming back.
>>154242731When it actually stops selling.
>>154233012That doesn't sound like a moral, it's just a blank state of opportunism that inevitably gets bored of everyone and floats off into a morass of half-baked schemes and self-defeating vendettas....which would well describe a traditional fairy tale hag. A morality play where witches are the fucking rock stars of the magical world and the main character is grappling with trying not to undergo the same rise-and-fall every rock star inevitably does would be novel, I think?Would give the mom something to do, if she dropped out and started a family, effectively sidestepping the whole thing. No greatness, no magic; no risk of becoming a hag, no clue how to help her daughter avoid it either.
>>154232117Can't wait to see it in KH5
>>154234646No, they've rewritten their own past and believe they were above shallow interests even in their formative years. It speaks to a lack of self-awareness because if they had any, they would know why these things matter to young women instead of diminishing it as unnecessary.
>quirky weird girl>doesn't fit in at school>schools mascot is an owl>gets in trouble with school>goes to magic world>she's "meant for something more"ok Disney
So, whats the conflict, where is the antagonist? The lack of direction makes the black cauldron looks like a thrilling story.
>>154242848Is she bisexual?Luz is bisexual.
>>154242848Didn't that show literally make fun of chosen one plots in its second episode?
>>154236466From Disney the only example is Kingdom Hearts. Sora literally goes on world hopping adventures ditching his family without a second thought. For being a kind character Sora is somewhat sociopathic unless they reveal Sora never cares about his family because they were nasty.The only other example would be Adventure Time but we all know how that series became shitty.
>>154232357sticccc
>>154242902When in doubt,blame Namine.
>>154242893>second episodeSo did naruto, and yet they still end the same.
>>154242797I wonder who will get into the next kh,the trailer was surprisingly free of disney new faces
If another animal or creature acts like a dog with above average intelligence that isn't a dog shows up, I'm leaving.
Yeah yeah KH is dead whatever
>>154233050does anyone actually make porn of any of this stuff? was there wish porn? well, obviously there has to be, but does anyone with talent waste their time making porn of this shit? there's so much better shit to fap to
>>154242975Just because you watched a trainwreck alot doesn't mean you are actually interested in a trainwreck
>>154242848That literally describes Harry Potter except it's a self insert girl
>>154242995Show us on the doll where Nomura touched you.
>>154242986Is the OoT remake really that bad?
>>154242971those witch fantasy are the opposite of creativity, she will either get a black cat, a crow or a broom
>>154242848Disney's revenge for being humiliated with that pilot Dana pitched to Glitch
>all those deleted postsDamn
>>154233324I had to look closely to make sure that wasnt an old pic of me from college
Definitely a bad trailer at the very least.
>>154242975>best performingmisleading title, it just means the most engagement, which includes haters and critics, and stuff like Laufey went public with its reveal before the other ones, thus people were already talking about it.
>>154243027No one on the fucking planet outside Nintendo has played it yet. Anyone claiming its good or bad has about as much brains as an AI hallucination.
>>154235083Flynn Rider type guys as co-leads
>>154243134Why are drones always this defensive?Sheesh.
>>154233353None of these posts replying to you articulate that's both a power fantasy, AND a fantasy of righteous indignation over victim-hood. "That girl is DIFFERENT. STRANGE. We should HATE her. But oh no? She has secret powers? And now she might use them against us? Aiiiieeeee!"
>>154243140t????
>>154243160the trailer is way too much "tell don't show" to really know to what extent she's an outcast, and that's important because "magic" doesn't solve it the same way if she's a bully or a girlfailure or whatever. Sadly I have the feeling that the school is only really for the trailer, and the real drama/obstacle to overcome will be yet another mom/daughter drama again
No one wants this. Kids don't start getting into gay shit until 12-14 years old. Pixar is for little kids, not middle schoolers.
>>154232145FPBP
it doesn't even look like a first period story, she has no boyfriend to be horny about.
>>154232117Why does everything related to this movie look AI generated
>>154243134>i love suck Nintendo cock, pls fill my belly daddy Miyamoto
>>154232117Is this going to have an actual villain or is it going to be like most Disney/Pixar movies now where there's no villain at all or the villain is le misunderstood and reforms?
>>154240919>Elemental blastsHe can stop time
>>154242927Moana seems likely based on the lava/water keyblade shown. Star Wars should also be a lock as well as Hercules world since Hades has a bigger role
>>154243651????
>>154243654There is like, ugly whitch ghosts in the tower, and a murder of crows flying in the end. Either it's an alice situation where the whole universe of magic is kinda hostile and needs to be tamed, or this world is a reflection of her mental troubled state and the villain is herself but wearing black purple and they hug in the end
So she'll meet an acquired person to be their friend that's also a outcast in the magic world and they'll have more character development from being a quirky loser that changes into a confident awkward person. Bleeeeh
>>154233843Don't give a shit about corporate Disney but that doesn't mean I gonna shit on a movie for simply having their logo
I don't like how her magic seems to be a shapeless "bit of everything". telekinesis, energy blasts, flight. meh.
>>154242975KEK people are definitely not engaging with the new GoW game just because they absolutely loved it.
>>154236617Early movie trailers are basically just /tv/ PickMes and Special Attention Snowflakes trying to comment on the IP first. Once it actually draws near and comes out all of them lose interest and only then is the film in any way discussable.
>>154232117Isis, fuck you.
>>154243680No offense but who actually cares about Star Wars anymore after Disney destroyed it and both Mark Hamil and Harrison Ford came out as shitty Leftist mouthpieces? Carrie Fisher would be no different so thankfully she's a carcass in real life. These shitty subhumans ruined the draw of Star Wars. Now I don't see heroes only phonies.And with the damage Disney has done they've ensured Star Wars is not a draw to anyone not old fans and younger gens want nothing with that old franchise that only old farts used to care about. Star Wars has become a modern day John Carter of Mars something so old that no one gives a damn about it anymore. And its amusing because that was the franchise that inspired Star Wars but with so much low quality media combined with time going by Star Wars hit its expiration date.As such its not even worth wasting budget money to make it a world in Kingdom Hearts.
>>154243983I don't really care about the politics of the actors since all actors are fags, but you are right that Disney raped Star Wars to death so bad that it's hard to get excited about it.
Her face is off, is she modeled after her voice actress?
>>154240919Counterpoint, Kingdom Hearts is Light.
>>154243669Until he forgets how to do it next game like Ash forgetting basic pokemon type weaknesses for the 16th time.
>>154232345Yeah, every other girl dresses like her and has her interests. This is hilariously outdated.
>>154243971Who?
>>154243074Every time you mention Disney, especially Kingdom Hearts, you get a furry autist who rants about them.
>>154232117that's just miguel in a drag
>>154244211
>>154232437Add the new MTG Strixhaven book to that pic.
>>154244252kek
>>154243770>this world is a reflection of her mental troubled state and the villain is herself but wearing black purple and they hug in the endOh fuck that’s probably it. “There was no magical world it just visualized her processing her trauma.” Sort of like Sucker Punch but gay and boring. It would fit right in with the therapy speak infecting modern storytelling.
Even old / unoriginal can still be carried off in an interesting way. This is just rehash × rehash. The kind of unfunny 'oops, i'm so clumsy lol but also special' garbage that reject theater kids and Tumblr lurkers grew up to write.Seriously, why is their first and only instinct at humor to have the MC be a klutz? And we're supposed to find it endearing? I swear, these writers don't have a single normal friend or social group.
>it's a Disney witch movie>it's not a Disney W.i.t.c.h. movienot interested
>>154245000It’s not just the character. Every gag is so predictable and stock. That rat falling right after the rest of the chaos to be a funny punctuation, her sneezing when she blows the dust off the book, then the shocking reveal that the BOOK TALKS how ZaNy! Anyone who’s seen more than a couple of western animated movies sees every moment coming from a mile away. I’m sure these gags are effective on a five year old who has never seen a movie like this before. But the writers aren’t five year olds. I’d like to think they feel some embarrassment at being so by-the-numbers every step of the way. Shit, they’re so terrified of being barely original they had to make the protagonist a girl to keep from straying too far from Owl House, apparently.
>>154232483Wizards have always been the faggot and tranny escapism genre, anon.Sorry you found out so late
>>154235464None of the good Disney characters ever turned into heartless in the series. What’s makes you think ELSA of all characters would become one?
What if it is just a bad trailer? If I judged Tangled and Frozen off of trailers, I prob would've expected trash.
>>154245436>What if it is just a bad trailer?the bad things we already see there will stay though
>>154243650Because you've been mindbroken by looking at too much AI.
>>154245849the weakest defense for AI slop is telling people they just saw too much of it.
>>154246790I'm not defending it, I'm just stating facts. A lot of AI tries to mimic a certain style, but if you see too much of it, you start associating that style with AI, so it goes from "AI looks like X" to "X looks like AI". Seen it happen too many times.
>>154236371it helps to deage her because a small head would make her look like an adult
>>154242848That Harry Potter you fuck
>>154247966the big head doesn't make her look young at all because it's an adult face to begin with
>>154244034Possibly. Spider-Verse Gwen has a similar tooth gap
>>154243650Because the MC is standing in the middle of every scene with the camera centered on the shot giving it a real tiktok AI slop short feel, which is ironic because the trailer was obviously made this way so it could be easily clipped into tiktok shorts
>>154232117Calling it now>Mom used to be a witch>Grew up in the Hexed world but didn't fit in and ran away, doesn't want the same to happen to Temu Moana>movie is ultimately about mom accepting her roots>generational trauma is the villainYeah I already saw this movie
>>154248771The mom was banished from being the most Romanian (wouldn't stop stealing and scamming)
>>154248771> witch magic is powered by negative emotions, hex are born from desire to hate and hurt and destroy.> the book actually absorbs black magic and once he hes enough he can take his evil human form again> he is immune to black magic, billie has a panic attack> mom crisis is solved by love> we discover positive emotions have their own magic. with her mother's love she becomes a fay instead>white magic easy win>back to school she now has tons of friends and she offer them little charms for various little good things.>but the portal is still open so sequel baitthe end
>>154242631Literally him, always and only him.
>>154232117We were robbed of a whimsical movie about shota being isekai'd to a world full of onee-witches and instead we have "Grok please make owl house but without the woke".We truly live in dark times...
>>154247999>literally describing generic fantasy tropes>iTs jUsT lIkE hErRy puTtErWay to show you are illiterate. Also, Harry Potter doesn't even travel to a fantasy world.
I'm so tired of magic protagonists.
>>154232117Hellaween is better
>>154249070you literally need magic to access it fag
>>154249067It was too different from owl house. The writers were getting panic attacks from having to come up with something original.
>>154232145>>154232437I saw a comment made by a seething Owl House fan who who listed some comparisons without directly naming TOH. I thought they were talking about Harry Potter at first.The Owl House really is just Harry Potter for today's annoying bitches (and its only that way because of Rowling's political views)
>>154249024probably true but they would ever say "white magic" because even using black and white as basic symbolic words to represent darkness and light is wrong and "sounds wrong too"
>>154249659More like one view, Rowling only disagrees with the left on ONE issue and that is enough for them to treat her like she is female Donald Trump.
>>154249728lol if it's transgender stuff i feel like that's the hottest button issue of them all. lsmark is currently being raked over the coals for just saying the warchowski brothers now go by the warchowski sisters because apparently that's casual transphobia. you literally cannot say anything or do anything related to that topic.
>>154249728The entire Democrat party is eating itself alive from this retarded purity test, it's no surprise everyone outside the party thinks they're a bunch of gay marxists (they openly, and proudly, are)
>>154249810still better then the literal nazi G(uardians) O(f) P(edos)
>>154249841Well, they're also that so that doesn't really do them any good.
>>154233843I was inspired to lose 40lbs because of how much I look like this guy.My stache is much better tho.
>>154233856Except Bobby Driscoll, but there were othe factors at play there.
>>154249728I was promised that the release of the Hogwarts Legacy videogame would lead to mass transphobia and the end of the transgender community. They went after Twitch streamers who got the game.It ended up becoming one of the best selling games of all time and nothing happened. God dammit.
>>154249925Fucking this. I feel scammed, and I didn't even buy the game.
>>154249841Yes, white boy for Harris, because I don't like the Democrats that MUST make me a Republican (Democrat-lite)
>>154244251okay
>>154249925https://youtu.be/0jhsGEV6wdU
>>154249954okay what? do you see it or not? am I talking to a bot?
>>154249728I mean it doesn't help that she's basically investing in anti-trans politics out of pure spite.Holy shit these threads derail horribly.
>>154250136And why did she started doing that, exactly?
>>154250136>investing in anti-trans politics out of pure spiteyou mean doubling-down that men will never be women instead of profusely apologizing for being such a horrible bigot that killed thousands with her words like they wanted her to?
>>154242764Avoiding being blindly empathic or an asshole for the fun of it and finding a sweet middleground by just using critical thinking is a moral that has actually never been as relevant as now.But that would go against the Disney narrative.
>>154236581Not terrible
>>154242724>catholic priest>Salem
>>154232976i also thought of that, kek!
>>154233353>Gimme a hug, man!
just watched itwowDisney has fallen even lower than I thoughtthe only thing that looks okay (barely salvageable) in this is the character design.Animation? Dogshit. Story? Dogshit. Characters? Same as the last 10 moviesI complain about remakes and reboots and spin-offs but damn if that's how they handle new IPs, they should just stop trying
>>154232575it's because they encourage the dilution of subculturesyou already know the goth movement was fully stolen by egirl whores and every subculture will follow the same pathTrolls World Tour was about this too
>>154242980it's FOTM porn. You fap to it once or twice after seeing the movie then you never come back to it
>>154234092are you the one doing all of the miraculous edits I keep seeing?
>>154235680I wish they went back to 2D man....
>>154243650>Why does everything related to this movie look AI generatedThat's because movie studios in both film and animation have started using AI behind the scenes. The AI doesn't make it into the final product but it influences production so you can still feel the AI's touch.
>>154232117This is the product of conformity and uniformity of thought to the point that “human” “artists” combine together into an LLM less creative than an actual LLM.But still better at stringing scenes together… for now.
>>154239235That's not a problem. Her grandfather is filipino
>>154250222No, I mean actually spending money lobbying for politicians that want to enforce this in sadistic ways
>>154250188Ah yes, let's justify the millionaire pulling strings just because she got her feefees hurt
>>154251906That’s just projecting the gay attitude: they use their unnatural lifestyle to inflict pain on others and enjoy screwing them over.Natural views don’t require any motivation to hold, but Rowling gives up on many to enjoy leftwing life.
>>154251906>in sadistic waysSuch as?
>>154252063By letting teenagers go through puberty (a horrible, traumatic event) instead of transitioning into xeir preferred gender (an empowering and brave experience)
>School lifeGod fucking dammit
>>154232117Why did they make the main chick a gypsy? Everyone hates them. Who is that for? Lmao bet the people who've been scammed by Gypsys wont be taking their family to this.
>>154232117>Tangled>Frozen>HexedEventually, Disney's just gonna make a move called "<Verb>ed".
I'm so sick of isekai-type storiesBut I'm sure it will make a ton of money
>>154251884Her grandfather is also half black. Let's give her some black VA roles. I want to see the meltdown.
>>154232145>I seent >nobody called out this ESL4chan really is 3rd world now
>>154252337It's more effective fancasting Garnet with a white actress and post it on the subreddit
>>154252308Billie is a native to Hexed, her being on Earth is isekai
>>154248407>centeredhttps://x.com/mail1010101010/status/2067384199833686432
So will this get next to zero lewds like Wish did?
>>154249996I mean Miguel was cute. Girl-Miguel, also cute.
>>154252358Maybe not everyone gets their panties in a bunch over obvious autocorrect issues. The grammar reich is dead.
People will actively come up with new ways to hate on a Disney film instead of simply saying they don't find it interesting and going about their day
>>154249472So, there's no crossing of a portal and no longer on Earth ala Wizard of Oz or Narnia. Harry Potter's shitty world building is all the magic shit just kind of happens in secret and they are actually at risk of being found. My point stands still you troon.
>>154254887Reminds me of the same criticism towards Elio about how it did have a lot of centered shots for TikTok/YouTube shorts slop.
>>154249728>like she is female Donald Trump.She donates to Right Wing politicians anon. Being anti-trans is all it takes for her to donate to them. Almost like the one thing she dissagrees with "the left" is the one thing she only cares about.
>>154251682congrats 4chan we have X AI bots now.
>>154251923Faggot lmao
>>154255333the tolerant open minded left everyone....
>>154255458Nice falseflag, retard. Almost had me there.
>>154255276It was from a Possum Reviews review, here is a comment he made relating to Hexed"I talked about this in my review of Pixar's Elio after it was pointed out by another reviewer, JesterBell. Nearly every shot frames the action in the center. She speculated that it was so influencers could easily crop it for TikTok to give the movie free viral marketing."
>>154255299You're retarded. If you really believe their one and only problem is that they only make things for women, then just ignore them because you're not their audience.As for Nintendo, they only care about money. The Mario money made big money, the sequel made even bigger money, so they don't fucking care if part 3 is just one and a half hour of Peach ballbusting Mario as long as it cracks a billion again.
>>154255537I wish he would fucking stop reviewing things that are not out streaming/BR yet. Those reviews suck ass because he can't show anything except a few stills and loops of scenes from the fucking trailers.
>>154245849I didn't get that AI feel when I watched the Dreamworks Forgotten Island trailer.Disney's 3d artstyle is just tainted, and they're too fearful of changing.
>>154254887I think this is a valid critique. I know that /co/ doesn't really care about cinematography, but it is annoying if you notice that the existence of vertical shot videos are altering how people make media for non-vertical shot screens.
>>154256917could just be for trailer purpose, this felt more like a "meet our character" video than a "this is our story" video. Even the mom is completely ignored despite production shots presenting her as an important character
>>154255281>is the one thing she only cares about.In a sense yes, because the only thing she cares about are women, meaning "women like her". This of course means biological, but it extends also to "women who put women above men in every aspect of society", so "pickmes" get the rod as well.Rowling is a feminist in the truest sense, she's a gyno-supremacist: men are second-class citizens to her, and this does not change when they put on a dress.This is also to underline the fact that, when she showed this extremely authoritarian attitude before the trans question came up, all her fans and leftists in general cheered her up. They were ok with "bigotry" and "hate-campaigns" and oppression or whatever until her axe also fell upon queers.>But Harry Potter is a boy!A LOT of the male characters of Harry Potter were created and used as a guideline to how men should be according to her, which usually amounts to them putting women above themselves in everything that matters, with Snape being the zenith of this belief.
>>154252358>4chan really is 3rd world nowNo, simply low-functioning autists like you are dwindling in numbers due to many of them finally reaching for the rope.You know you won't live too see your 50s.
>>154232117Would the sticc mom.
>>154232145Harriet Potter + Wizardress of Oz
the trailer makes her look kinda evil.>difficul kid with ego issues>learn sorcery>flee to sorcery world where she's actually powerful>get high on being "her true self" while destroying a building and getting ready to teach chinese to a flock of birds.Hopefully this one's lesson is that parents can bring balance to your life and that teen angst is not the answer to everything.
Why is Disney like this?
>>154258368Dreamworks face never made sense on Elsa
>>154234214Random?
>>154232117>That was a real poster and not AI slopAnd yet it still feels just as soulless
>>154258368Ah, the "I'm going to get into trouble!" look
>>154260600"Yeah I just did that, so what!"
>>154232162I hope she is gay
>>154256917I mean, I will give credit to storyboarding in saying it looks like someone is having a lot of fun boarding any sequence with moving camera and POV shots.It feels like whoever did storyboarding took one look at the script and realized they'd be carrying the entire production on their back
>>154236167Where did I see this face before?
>>154235463Pixar can be fun.
>>154239980It's a cheap copy.
>>154262326I'm a lazy person historically speaking~! That's WHY the migraines keep intensifying. Thin that blood for me please i enjoy my work!!! ECLIPSE KANNONIt's fitting morningstar I don't lift a muscle to beat you since, seperate from your empires first galaxy, you're spazzing out of control. CHECK THAT MILLIARDO NUMERAL /15/
