Post ITT if you think that Shrek 5 will probably be awful, but you still want to PLAP his daughter.
Based on that. If it were me, I'd complain about how awful human women are and then marry her, lol.This human here, is built for ogre girls
>>154235570PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
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>>154235570If they give her a human boyfriend I'll watch it just for that.
>>154235570>green ZendayaKeep it.
>>154235570built for bhc
>>154235570>black-coded ogreYou can keep her.
>>154237495>>154236851>zoomers reject heterosexuality when given the optionEvery time.
>shrek porn I refuse on the most fundamental level.
I think Shrek 5 will at least be a fun time and I don't want to fuck green Zendaya. What do I post instead?
>>154237478No see>>154235725
>>154237665You don't even know that ogre women have the highest rates of pleasure with partners according to the data. Besides being extremely fertile. 56% of men claim to have cheated on their wives with ogre women when possible
>>154235570>ai slop thread mixed with dogshit character played by a bitch nigger of a actress on top of thatkill yourself
>>154237791You don’t need to tell me how based I am, I already know :)
>>154235570they changed her eyes to blue after the complaints
>>154237819I am built for her.
>>154237740One more thing, ogres can endure up to 30 minutes of uninterrupted intercourse and their libido is up to 30% higher than that of humans.
>>154237896I'm imagining myself doing her fingernails and toenails, using the excuse that in human cultures this is a sign of respect.
>>154237600>ur gay if you won't fuck erShut your fat ass up shrek
>>154237819Bullying does work.
>>154236602Well everyone needs their eyecandy I guess. Faggot.
>>154235570I'm not entirely convinced. I'll need more of her to be sure.
>>154237952I also caught myself thinking, telling Shrek that I was going fishing and would call her to help me, and purposefully pretending that I fell into the water, and when she went to help me out, I would pull her on purpose to see her wet... then I would take off my shirt for her, to see what awaits her and what I am built for, great fertile ogres like her.
>>154238074>WhatThat*
>>154235570Why couldn't she be like her father, not wanting to leave the swamp because she loves it there, but Shrek wants her to explore the world?
The list keeps growing.....We have the Selenia Minimoys faggot, .the Jessie coomer .the other guy who projects old Bo Peep onto real women.and now a new schizophrenic Shrek's daughter>>154238074This place is haunted. You need help.
>>154237740???
>>154237980>hears the word "boyfriend">starts thinking of gay sexlol
>>154235570>voiced by ZendayapeHard nope
>>154237740>>154237869Seeing as there's woman to Ogress curses, do you think some guys might covertly hire someone to "curse" their wives or lovers? I mean she was Queen like that for a bit and royalty do tend to set trends for women's fashion.
>are you sure you’re okay with me? you wouldn’t prefer a.. a human girl?
>>154236851Tom Holland definitely will.
You call that an Ogress?Now that's an Ogress!
>>154237819Jesus wtf did they do to Shrek
Not that I can't make a distinction between a cartoon character and the actress who plays her myself, but why does everyone hate Zendaya so much again? It's not like passive disdain, people are announcing it proudly. What did she do to make these niggas that mad?
>>154240016She's just overcast and never really adds anything to any movie she's in. She's sort of like the female Pedro Pascal only he has given people much more reason to dislike him outside of just being forced into every movie.I do think she looked hot on this magazine cover, though.
>>154239239>Yes. Baby. I m built specifically for you.
>>154239205>do you think some guys might covertly hire someone to "curse" their wives or lovers? Based
Part of me wants to say that if you tried to bang his daughter, Shrek would probably beat you up, but he did marry a human woman, or at least one that started human.
>>154240396>Shrek would probably beat you upYou just need to be smarf
>>154240409Anon, how would it help if I was a smurf?
>>154240424Lol sorry smart*
>>154240396It's a given that fathers view anyone trying to court their daughter as a threat. Shrek will literally throw you into the air like you're Team Rocket blasting off agaaaaaaaiinnnn if you tried anything.
WHERE IS PUSS N BOOTS
>>154240791>Shrek will literally throw you into the air like you're Team Rocket blasting off agaaaaaaaiinnnn if you tried anything.So like this?https://youtu.be/uVSi1N_Ps64?si=SEP4Kz5B5O7Z85a_
>>154240862On the boat at the end of his last movie
>>154240073Ewww look at all that Photoshop doing nothing
>>154240862His boat will only just be arriving at the end of this movie.
Felicia is cute but her brothers both have the Gen Z stare and look like they share 3 braincells between them.
>>154235570They made Donkey cute. This could work.
The longer the hair, the better.
>>154240360>BasedIt's just logic, if what >>154237740 says is true then "curses", spells, potions etc are a great way to sleep with an ogress without having to cheat. And because it's a fairy tale setting people get cursed enough that people won't question it. A fee to a competent magic user is all that would stand between you and being married to pic related. In fact, I'd bet my bottom dollar that Fairy Godmother's factory switched to mass producing ogress potions after she died.
>>154237819This means Dreamworks is transphobic.
>>154239239
>>154241491based
Well, I left acting for premed
I think the story will involve Felicia running off with this witch to that big city and getting into trouble of some kind. Hopefully they don’t make her a lesbian.
>>154240791>My daughter's pussy belongs to ME!Honestly that's actually a really creepy mindset to have.
>>154241957Actually, after doing some research it sounds like she didn’t run away and is in fact going to magic school. I’m sure something goes wrong which is why her family goes there.
>>154242028Ok cuck
>>154241232the left one kinda looks like Chris O'Neill
>>154242028More like>My daughter's pussy belongs to NO ONE!
>they made Felicia's eyes blueeugh...
>>154243339all the characters' eyes are fucked up and they look dead insideit's quite fitting really.
>>154235570I think it will be better than 4, but that's not a high bar.Yes I want to plap her.
>>154243339Sorry your trans headcanon ACK'd itself.
>>154241581This is what the fans now look like.
>>154241630jesus how horrifying
