Bump if you're reading.
I still can't believe this is what they're going with.
>>154244812I've been up all night thinking I'd finally go to sleep when this was posted and got to read it... I guess that'll hold true. At least staying up and refreshing /co/ kept me up to see that Brand New Day early access tickets were on sale, so I got those, whereas I'd have slept through it without.
>>154244833Why isn't Boomerang hanging with his symbiote?
>>154244833Where's Passenger? :O
I wouldn't fret too much >>154244834the solicits for 1000 hinted a villain with timey whimey/history change powers.
>>154244855>>154244860you don't go hang out in places in your new alien fursuit on
>>154244872KANGPHISTO
>>154244858>45 years agoO.o So they're actually giving someone an age here?
>>154244882she wouldn't say that
>>154244801The sheer BALLS to use the same title as a legendary issue.
>>154244931OF COURSE THE DATES HAVE WORN OFF
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
So not only does Peter have a secret sister, but he's also got a secret cousin now?
>>154244921That's really the explanation we're going with...Great responsibility my ass...
>>154244957A SEXY secret sister.
>>154244882Thanks Aunt May. I didn't need that deep of a detail.
>>154244882>Mansplainy Fire everyone involved in the creation of this comic
>>154244957if only they kept the original idea for Sins Past then he'd have a secret son
>>154244847When was the last time the Tarantula was even used?
>>154244936Why is realith there? Is she a villian now?
>>154244863Even in secret underground bloodsports, Wrecker does what he does best.
>>154244872No, they didn't.
>>154244957>>154244969Not his sister.
>>154244899Why do you want Shocker's gear, Peter? Also, why'd you let Eddie lose track of the one he had if you wanted them? >>154244936Why is Raelith saying his name out loud at a villain auction? Honestly her short-lived charm has worn off on me. I don't like this shit with her on earth. Not really a fan of the issue.
>>154244942Gotta keep that sliding time scale sliding
I'm not buying any of this.Which isn't great for a story that's supposed to be, ya know, something people get invested in.
>>154245056They need to get rid of Peter's buff alien girlfriend before issue 1000. Imagine explaining that shit in ten years. They're going to get as close to status quo as possible.
>>154244882>mansplainy>geriatric like aunt using that termThat's your physician, trying to stop you repeatedly killing yourself and prevent a lawsuit.And we have example #3581858 of modern Marvel writers having no fucking idea how to write any character in a way that reflects their background, everyone speaks an aging gen x'ers impression of snarky LA influencer slang. Nobody is a character. Everyone is just EVENTS and REVELATIONS.We had better writing in the goddamn made for kids series.
>>154245093They still have the Hellgate shit to address, so I don't think she'll be gone until they get around to that. She's obviously tied to it somehow. And from the solicits, there's no Hellgate coming before #1000. We have 3 issues of Vulture & Damage Control, then some weird fight with Spider-Gwen, then #1000.
>>154245032>Amazing Spider-Man #1000 (published by Marvel Comics as a giant-sized, anniversary issue) pits Peter Parker against his greatest fear and an all-new terrifying villain named Ravage. The history-shattering battle forces Peter to question his legacy and shapes his path for the next thousand issues.They're already writing themselves an out.
>>154245140I think "history-shattering" is in the strange retcons involved, not powerset of Ravage. But This guy is definitely getting written away if his original creator doesn't do that.
>>154244936Damn, Vulture looks good.
>>154244882Aunt May would never say that word, the absolute state of this dogshit company.Also>Peter has a cousin because his infertile normie aunt used a magic stone and got a blessing from an irish fae queen>no we've never mentioned this before>yes it makes perfect sense lmao
If I were tasked with writing a parody of modern ASM comics, it would be less blatantly shameless than this.Kelly got a apparent standing ovation from Lowe when pitching btw.
>>154245193>Changeling is already in use elsewhere, so can't even use that as your evil codename
>>154245140Where is the "timey-wimey" thing in this?
>>154244882>mansplainyOh boy here we go
>>154244969They need to do a Folgers commercial together.
I decide to call Aunt May as Aunt Maybelle for the sake of DeFalco's May Parker (1996) and DeFalco's Maybelle Parker (1997-now). Is that correct? The Maybelle alias did not come earlier than 1996, right? Nonetheless, when is the time to undo what Norman Osborn did to May Parker?
>>154244882>>154244877>Maybelle "Schnozz" ParkerWhy did they draw her like a hook nose yid.>>154244853>I'm gonna sell my marriage so I can snuggle with my crusty old Aunt.Fuck you Kelly
Dear Diary, DC Comics raped marvel again.Spider man and its editorial sucks hairy men anus.
>>154245420I'm not sure if self-inflicted wounds count as rape.
>>154245328Yes, it came earlier.
>>154244892Nah, it'd be Mysertio, Chameleon, Jackal, and a Harry Osborn AI collaberation
>>154244801some variant coversThe Amazing Spider-Man #31 Alex Ross Marvel Dimensions Virgin VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #31 Francesco Manna New Vulture VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #31 Luciano Vecchio homosexual month VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #31 Marcus To Issue 1000 Foreshadow VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #31 Paulo Siqueira VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #31 1:25 Germán Peralta Variant
>>154245047But still SSSSSEXY.
>VULTURE-LY ASSURED DESTRUCTION! SPIDER-MAN battles the VULTURE — who has a few new tricks up his wing! And the world-shattering revelations of issue #31 continue!PLUS: A SPECIAL BACKUP STORY CELEBRATING DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH!LEGACY #996>When an old foe resurfaces, Spider-Man gets an assist from DAMAGE CONTROL? Don't they usually clean up AFTER the fight? Meanwhile, learn more about Peter's mystery cousin and walk the road to AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1000!LEGACY #997
>>154245485>it came earlierAny pics?
>CLEANUP ON ISLE MANHATTAN! SPIDER-MAN is back in the swing of things thanks to a recent team-up with the all-new, all-different DAMAGE CONTROL — until ELECTRO short-circuits Spidey's big plans!LEGACY #998>DAMAGE CONTROL COMES WITH A COST! With only one issue before AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #1000, Spidey will be tested like never before... by GHOST-SPIDER?! DAMAGE CONTROL's latest target creates bad blood with the wall-crawler — just how far is Spidey willing to go?!LEGACY #999>Spider-Man faces his greatest fear and his most frightening new villain in decades... RAVAGE! Plus, some of the greatest creative minds on Earth honor one thousand issues of THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN! NOAH HAWLEY (Alien: Earth, Fargo, LEGION) makes his comic book debut, Frank Miller and Peach Momoko collaborate for the first time, Stuart Immonen and Brian Michael Bendis return to Spider-Man together, and some of the best ASM creators return to the title!LEGACY #1000
>>154245420DC winning over this dreck doesn't say much.That said, I am finding myself smiling and enjoying myself when reading most runs with DC, especially Prime. Primetime baybeee.I can't even fucking remember that feeling with ASM, there is such a thick cold wedge of spite layered into everything.
>>154244942So in a nutshell the doctors are the bad guys in this case by the looks of things they lied to may and ben about the theie baby being dead. thanks marvel I will NEVER trust a doctor as long I live now thanks so much marvel. But seriously what the fuck is this since when are doctors the bad people this book was a total shitshow things like this don't happen in real life get the fuck out of here kelly.
>>154245521Someone post the dc none can stop us now pic
>>154245533The real lesson is to trust the homeopath leprechaun wishing well over the doctor warning you about multiple miscarriage consequences.Is Kelly writing this to play some Peter is insecure about not being May's real 'son' or something? It's issue fucking #1000 coming up, this isn't even a question. There shouldn't be any goddamn doubt about this, this is a nothing conflict.
>>154244882Look I am all for equal rights and stuff, but cmon writers.
>>154245574Spoffice does performative progressive agenda, but they can't even get the trappings of that right. Else they would have taken one look at MJ's character and situation in the Wells run and gone EJECTEJECTEJECT.
>>154244924They left the door open for Ben to sell the kid, probably to wealthy parents for a better life.
>>154245533This happened a fair amount back in the days before computers and before DNA testing was known.
>>154244882>MansplainyHow dare he make it clear, that she was a morron killing herself?!
>>154245654When was DNA testing known?
>>154244840cute girls
>>154244882>Are we going to accept the hand we've been dealt, or do you want to die?"WOAH, Ben! Stop mansplaining things to your wife, you misogynistic jerk!
>>154244833People asking about the symbiote and not the fact that every mob boss in the city should arguably still want Fred's head yet he's chatting up Hammerhead.I guess that is pretty in character, now that I think about it.
>>154245533Bro, this might sound wild, but it used to be a whole thing that certain clinics were tricking parents into thinking their kids died and selling babies.>>154245681Around late 80, but the whole being able to easily test for paternity wasn't a thing until the 00s.
This is our only other hint at what's going to happen in ASM #1000I think Mac/Ravage might do some magic bullshittery that removes Aunt May from Peter's life
>>154245505Marvel this is the 7th time in a row you've introduced Spider-Man's most frightening new villain in decadesKindred is probably the only one that claim could be realistically applied to due to his Hell magic
>>154244969>>154245047NBR incest soon. Just like in my chinese cartoons.
>>154245392Kelly didn't do that. That was Joe Q.
>>154245763thye already did this in 400. John Byrne ruined spider man!
>>154244840Kek I love the tarantula
>>154245823well fuck him too and fuck Joe Kelly for this stupid comic.
>>154244871This seems anti semitic
>>154244863I like digger but there was no way in hell that he should’ve won that fight
>>154244863>cute winged girls>blood sports as people compete for scavenged goodsNeat little set up for the vulture.
>>154245956The Wrecker would kill him...but Digger is already dead.
>>154245763That's fine if you ask me. She's stayed far too long. I get people spent a lot on her first appearance but come on.
>>154245860I'm ok with this comic, I just don't think we needed to hear the full anatomy details of a woman.I'm all for womens rights and equality, but wtf.If this had been any more detailed we would hear about uncle ben slinging sperm like he was in THE BOYS comic and I wouldn't want to hear that either.
>>154244840wait, isn't that guy dead
>>154244882If you try to have a baby two more times after they tell you after the first time it'll kill you, then yes you deserve to be condescended to.
>>154244936Did she turn into a villain in between issues?
>>154245505>RavageHasbro should sue
>>154246320Not even the first time.
>>154245023>>154246225isnt she a empath of some sort? smelled peter was angry and followed to support?
>>154244801ayy gleason is baccmy nigga
>>154245956GREEN DOORGREEEEEEEN DOOOOOORRRRRRGRRRREEEEEENNNNNN DDDDOOOOOOORRRRR
>>154244936sex with raelith
>>154244882>how dare a person with deep medical and anatomical knowledge explain the mistake I did
>swapping from plot to random action sceneThis is how little faith they have in their own characters. A 60s comic would dump all that shit with 3 times the word count and we would lap it up and get mad if it was interrupted for a dumb action scene. But they can't really write good soap opera shit anymore
>>154244924This officially puts Peter at exactly 30 years old.
>>154244969I love Peter Parker's real biological sister, Teresa Parker!
the action part of this book kinda doesn't make sense.Aunt May's part of this book makes even less sense. Can we just bong her out of existence and get lil May and married Peter back?If this was any creepier it would be Mary Jane getting pregnant from the symbiote in full detail or something.
>>154247222Peter is eternally 28. They will never make him 30.
This shit is fucking bootycheeks and we have mfs lap it up like this is some emotional storytelling when the only emotion I'm having is annoyed confusion
>>154247897Yeah I'd say the same. I'm just confused. Like you can't mix action with this. Like I don't get what the last panel is about. Is he fighting her? Is she just there?
>>154247897I don't think anyone is lapping this up
>>154247897Gotta have my Spidey
This whole issue really should have been about fighting badguys for Shocker's gloves.
sex with teresa parker
>>154247950She calls him by his secret identity in front of mfing tombstone like is she stupid?
>>154248198She probably doesn't understand the concept of it. Maybe he can bullshit it out since Tombstone knows that Spider-Man and Peter Parker at least work together.
>>154244858>>154244853I feel like all Marvel colouring feels the same. Every book looks the same.
Did Aunt May come off as an Alzheimer/dementia patient just blurting inappropriate shit out in front of family?My reaction would probably be like "GRANDMA WTF YO"
>>154244812big figures have been dropping like flies.Let's see if we can get Quesada or Bendis for #1000
>>154244905that shark smile is not a miracle smile
>>154244863>>154245956Wreaker can stand up to Thor, no fucking way.
I guess it's guess it's time fo theories of what just the heck is going on here theory one harry is back from the dead somehow and crane is a life Model Decoy made by him and this whole thing is a scheme of his a attempt to ruin peter's anf his aunt life. Or maybe crane does not exist and this in fact harry in disguise somehow. Theory two but if peter is with his aunt then just heck who is that going around posing as Spider-Man well let's just say that's ben reilly. Unless you prefer this explanation which would not make any sense Gwen Stacy has returned from dead gained superhuman abilities like proportional strength, wall-crawling, and a precognitive "Spider-Sense" . And has discovered Peter is in fact Spider-Man and despite blaming him for father's death she has come to terms with it and has becomes the thing she hated the most alas Spider-Man himself,
>>154248734Oh yeah btw, I'm gay and retarded so that's why I'm named Gwenschizo or at least ESL as some others may call me. Btw, if you are an impostor then that is PUNISHABLE BY LAW! And I shall have the tranny jannies PUNISH you for DARING to IMPERSONATE ME! ONLY I GET TO LOOK AND FEEL GWEN SO THAT I MAY ONE DAY KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO HAVE HUMAN CONTACT WITHOUT BREAKING DOWN INTO A PATHETIC HEAP OF A PERSON.
>>154248833Okay now look calm down maybe harry is not behind this and he is still dead, but from sone reason i just don't trust crane he seems damn suspicious to me. At any rate is I still think one of peter's past foes is behind this and is trying to destroy his life the question is who is behind this?
>>154248734>>154248954Crane is actually the son of Gwen Stacy and her black boyfriend. Sins P3ST coming soon!
>>154248954His mother/robot is still active and house the ai brain of Harry osborne!
>>154249000He's also actually Paul, who stole his body like Billy in Agatha All Along!
>>154249000>>154249011could you retards stop with the shitpostring and use you heads for once now think people think damn it.
>>154249055Use YOUR head retard. None of Spider-Man’s villains would have any reason to do this shit before he even became Spider-Man. Stop spamming goblin clones to cope with the mountains of penis Gwen stacy has taken
>>154249091first of all the story has NOTHING to with the osborns, the green goblin or gwen stacy. and secondly the person behind does not have to be somebody peter knew before he became Spider-Man. i still say this a scheme of some sort by someone I just don't buy that crane is pete's cousin. it's clear editoral is just trying to trick fans with this wel I have news for them the jokes on them I don't buy this at all.
>>154248228If Tombstone couldn't figure it out in that Gang War storyline he never will.
>>154249324>the jokes on them I don't buy this at allThe jokes definitely on them as I don't have any inclination to buy any comic I don't love because this isn't the 80's oh Brevoort, enrage to engage doesn't mean an actual translated dollar anymore than it did for Morbius.
its so funny how abysmally dogshit modern spiderman comics are. "Woah! Peter parker has a secret cousin!" who gives a shit. just shittily written mystery after mystery. the mysteries aren't there to serve the plot but because the only way to sell the next issue of this garbage is to not explain something so you can explain it next book where you wont explain something so it can be explained next book and there's fucking nothing of substance
>>154248198She's in the crowd. Tombstone is in his special seat for rich mobsters. They're not remotely close.
>>154249798ENOUGH LOOK JUST IGNORE THIS BOOK AND MOVE ON TO OTHER THINGS AMD MOST IMPORTANELY DON'T GIVE MARVEL ANY OF YOUR MONEY NOW LET'S ALL MOVE ON.
>>154244912ugly alien kid
>>154244912hmmmm I wonder could it be that doctor was in fact norman osborn in disguise?
I don't know why May's first instinct is to regail everyone with a tale about dead babies and creampies instead of asking "why the fuck are you alive"
>>154244882Shutter Marvel now. It's worthless.
>Spider-Man is getting a super mode in the MCU and comics because of brand synergyThat's nice.
>>154247222Not quite. It’s just saying that fifteen years after all that happened was when Richard and Mary left Peter with them. Peter wasn’t 15 when they started raising him>>154244931This family sure does love naming their children after the kid’s uncles and aunts
>>154250599>>154248266this.She's basically blathering inappropriately like an uninhibited old lady. Did they really need to know she was... spotting? Lol wtf.
>>154250851He's always had that. If he actually obeyed his Spider-sense he'd go full MAXIMUM SPIDERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_bE3pd6DPY
>>154244840I will take the one with the hat
>>154244840>Buenos noches, señorEl rata alada?!
>>154244871why does Toomes look like that
>>154244863>Wrecker losing to DiggerFuck off, that's actually bullshit....who even gives a shit about Digger.
>>154244936This should be VenoMJ not Realith. Raelith is stupid, she is clearly gong to get yeeted when Hellgate comes back.
>>154244882Took you imbeciles long enough to turn on Kelly, this must be the 6th time this run alone.
>>154251008He's being played by Danny Devito in the next movie
>>154251463I wonder how much of this kind of stuff is specified in the script and how much is the artist just drawing whoever. Like did Kelly specifically say it should be Digger vs. Wrecker or did Gleason just pick characters out of a hat? I fully suspect Gleason just drawing whatever is why Boomerang is there because he doesn't know what Boomerang's actual status quo is right now.
>>154244812heh, I'll show you my*bump* if you know what I mean, OPand my bumpI mean myPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
Are the scenes with May and the scenes at the villain auction meant to happening concurrently? How many fucking impostor spider-men are we going to have this run?
>>154253704I would assume the villain arena stuff is sometime later. I feel like Kelly didn't know how to make this strictly Peter Parker plot interweave with his Spider-Man life outside of the "does he know my identity" angle so he just threw in a different plot point alongside it
>1920x1476What's with the lower res dump than usual?
>>154245098NEVER MENTION HER AGAIN, SOME CUNT WILL BRING HER TO THE MCU AND RUIN HER
>>154254273Something about Amazon reworking their DRM to make dumping higher quality not possible.
>>154254383She'll be an X-Man or something so it doesn't matter.
Mark my words, severe dropoff in sales after ASM1000
Okay, you know what, anons? Fine. If this's what they're going to do with Spider-Man, just stop writing Peter Parker and let Miles be the one to be their whipping boy to do deal with all this shit.
>>154244882MANSPLAININNGGG!!!!!!
>>154254878I would like to read Miles develop new and different relationships with all the rogues. Scorpion sucking his dick during the Carnage event was eye-rolling, he’s pretty consistently been an awful person but they stay on the same side throughout it.
>>154253704i think its meant to feel like how Peter went to cope with it. Smash people.
Holy shit. 5 issues before the big 1000 and the storytime can barely break 150 posts what the fuck went so horribly awfully wrong
>>154255403gomic was late because rippers are kill
>>154254878>let Miles be the one to be their whipping boy to do deal with all this shitMephisto can have Miles.
>>154254383It's pretty telling the emotional maturity of modern Peter relationships is continually outclassed by an alternative universe teen thing.I bet Earth-20051 Peter wouldn't sacrifice his relationship to save Aunt May on the very smart deduction that anything wanted by a demon isn't good for the world.Earth-20051 Peter was just a baller, I'd far rather read about him than fucking soulless brainless spineless 616, but keep him far away from modern Spider writers.
>>154244812F.
>>154244882Thought I was going to read something important seeing all the comments but it's just retards seething over one word
>>154256869You're reading modern ASM thinking there would be something important?
>>154244889So uh did she make a deal with Mephisto to sire a child?
>>154244812reading bump
>>154256869Because it's a stupid word and May should know better.>how dare this trained professional assume he knows more about my body than meBecause that's literally his job, you daft old woman.
>>154248734Did a pedophile write this post or something?
>>154257387It’s honestly funny how it’s mansplaining when he’s just telling her the harsh reality of what she’s doing to herself Several miscarriages and a history of health issues and she felt she knew better The writing here is standout in how egregious it is
>>154254878Miles deserves endless success and happiness only.
>>154258943Editorial mandate is like the Eye of Sauron and the reverse midas. Miles has already had his deal with the devil, broken off screen another relationship, all the usual pitfalls of gen xers who have completely lost the ability to write Human relationships, or don't see the purpose of them in the comic books.
>>154256923If this was a more magic-oriented book, I'd say May accidentally made one of those fairies wishes, and her kid is actually a changeling. But no, the kid is probably normal and got stolen by the hospital.
>>154244801I've seen hated ASM issues hit bump limit and new threads made for it in the same day. This one is still alive a day later and nowhere near close to archiving (someone else would've bumped this anyway). We really have gone from anger to apathy.
>>154260496Why would you involve Ireland if it isn't fairy shit?
>>154255403Half of the time these threads only go to bump limit so fast because the schizo comes in here and starts ranting or reposting One More Day until he falls asleep or is very rarely banned. Honestly, what else is there to say at this point though?This issue was billed as some grand revelation, but it really didn't do much of note. Cormac Crane being May and Ben's kid was revealed last issue, and this is a boring, bland explanation of what happened. Like, if May had betrayed Peter's trust and knew they'd given up a kid for adoption early on, while trying to have their own afterwards and failing to do so, thus taking Peter in... maybe that would have hit emotionally.Instead there's this weird hospital procedure fuckup so no one can point any fingers or actually have any meaningful conflict here. Like, maybe if May starts distancing herself from Peter for Cormac, it'll kinda mean something? But Peter's never around anyways, a recurring theme of this run, so why would he care?I'd been giving Kelly the benefit of the doubt, and this run is substantially better than Wells', but I can't say it's "good," and this storyline isn't really compelling for issue #1000. Death Spiral really seemed to put a hitch in Kelly's giddyup, honestly.
new Venom preview>https://aiptcomics.com/2026/06/18/exclusive-marvel-preview-venom-259/
>>154261823>Venom didn’t actually beat Knull, it was Captain Universe Eddie >Are there any other Brocks? What a stupid question. The enigma force takes any host. We the readers know Knull has it at the moment but neither of these characters should know that. Dylan had some good comics 6+ years ago, that shouldn’t make him the designated venom ex machina
>>154261960Are we supposed to expect that Captain Alliance knows what Captain Universe is? MJ likely only knows those details thanks to Peter briefly having those powers, and Venom knowing it through Eddie.
Some preview pages for that Frank Miller Pech Momoko Spider-Man story for ASM #1000 were he is fighting the Hand, Unsurprisingly.>https://aiptcomics.com/2026/06/18/marvel-new-amazing-spider-man-1000-covers/
>>154262044Even if he doesn’t, what reason does he have to think the Brocks are some special bloodline? Dylan isn’t even special because he’s a Brock, he’s special because he was a living codex. It just seems like a really lazy, inorganic way to move the plot along
>>154261823unless the symbiote stabs MJ in her in the heart or take her head off thusd ending her life os she kills herself then I really don't give a fuck anon. I stopped giving a shit about MJ peter should be with Gwen and that's finale now bug off.
>>154262078does the preview show Peter and his auny killing themselves no? then i really don't care at this point it would make more sense to reboot spider-man now piss off
>>154262207You are an illiterate faggot. You don’t read any comics, and don’t even seem capable of comprehending the ones you do read. Gwen was never “the one”, you autistic polish transvestite
>meanwhile, as Peter is talking to May about her secret hobby of doing Loss references...>"Welcome to sunny Acapulco, Mr. Nibar."
>>154262207Yeah the world doesn't revolve around your faggot ass and you inserting yourself into threads about something you hate just shows you're a no-lifer who should probably save us all the trouble and ram your nonexistent cock into a woodchipper or something.>>154262078>The GestureYeah I've a got a gesture right here for you, editorial.
>>154246748Have they, or does Peter still have on his eternal chastity lock?
>>154245564My money is on three specific scenarios:1.) Aunt May dies and Ben Jr. is now Peter's only living relative, but with the twist that he knows he's Spider-Man.2.) Ben Jr. is actually evil, dies, and Aunt May becomes super protective of Peter because he IS her only son. (aka the Status Quo Route)3.) Ben Jr. dies, somehow revealing that Peter is Spider-Man, and Aunt May throws him out of her life forever because Spider-Man has taken both her sons away from her.
Babies seem to be a recurring plot used in Spider-Man now consider this possibility it's highly a stupid one but the good news is it would make osborn fans so happy that they would be in pure extasy for all time. The bad news it would make spider-man fans seethe real hard. Oh never mind Norman killing poor Gwen you see this is MUCH better. So let's just say norman was one of the doctors in disguise and he made peter's aunt and uncle ben think their baby died and then then he sold him. Later crane ended up in a orphanage where a couple eventually came along and adapted him the downside is he never who his real parents were untill now. Thus this would make norman far more evil is editoral that stupid enough to make this canon for real of course they are. Just think of the irony now.>I am truly your worse foe peter I ruined your life before you were even bornOh and here comes the best part So the truth comes out norman made his peter's aunt and uncle ben think their baby was dead so now aunt may wants him dead since she hates him for that. What a great idea for a story don't you think I think i will write to editoral and see if they would be interested in making this canon.
>>154261823Flashback Venom is gold?
>154262523Kill yourself, Polish tranny
>>154262235>Gwen was never “the one”,yes she was she always was.
>>154262549what's wrong now osborn fans don't you like norman being even more evil well i have news foryou thay's exactly what you are going to get and very soon now.>>154262523
@154262523not reading all of thatpost ending in 8 decides what I read instead
>>154262386>Yeah the world doesn't revolve around your faggot ass and you inserting yourself into threads about something you hate just shows you're a no-lifer who should probably save us all the trouble and ram your nonexistent cock into a woodchipper or something.look the truth is spider-man is fucked enough as it is at this point they are only two solutions left end it for good or do a reboot of it.
>>154262616Soon you will be reading aunt may going after norman and peter trying to stop her but then he goes>Oh what the fuck go ahead and kill him may he deserves to die for what he did to you and uncle ben.
hahaha it's so funny and ironic norman had peter's and MJ baby killed and now their is a strong possiablity he made his aunt and uncle ben think their baby was dead. lol you spider-man fans are truly fucked.
>>154262713Would Norman even be an adult by this point?
>>154262814The answer is yes the flashback issues proved that.
>>154245832No, Marvel wanting to milk the Clone Saga ruined Spider-Man. If they had let Peter, MJ, and their baby permanently move out West after Aunt May had the best possible death you could have written for her so Ben could take over as Spider-Man, this entire franchise would be in a much better place.
>>154262814Present Norman traveled through time with a bootleg Time Platform given to him by Mephisto.
>>154263520Be serious you my not like but the fact i is t a possiablity.
>>154262713>had peter's and MJ baby killedThe one in Europe that was even referenced not that long ago? That kid is in editorial limbo until someone gets the editors to finally let them come back. So I'd expect that to happen in the 2050s.
>>154263687sorry about the spelling mistakes busy with something else.
>>154263687There's even a goddamn precedent, Mephy already bootlegged stuff before.
>>154263695By 2050 marvel will longer exist.
>>154263307I mean they didnt have to move out west. He could still be Spider Man and raise the Kid.
>>154263710I meant that norman could have his his aunt and uncle ben think their baby was dead. Look this is marvel we are talking about they really are crazy enough to make something like that canon.
Peter Parker is Spiderman lol but he isn’t Spiderman 2
>>154244801>>154244817I hate that they only bring in Gleason for trash stories
>>154263729Future RIP
>>154263778The original point was to basically reset Spider-Man. Even back then, they were worried that no-one would want to read about Spider-Man being a married dad. He'd look "lame" compared to the super popular X-Men (who'd already ejected a baby into the far future to not have to deal with any of that). Peter was to ride into the sunset and Ben would have been the all-new, all-hip young man Spidey with none of the outdated trappings of the original.
>>154244899He wants the gauntlets to either free MJ from Venom or keep her under control. They may also come for QIB. Peter wielding re-jiggered Shockers gauntlets could be dope.
>>154263874So John Byrne and the expectations of cringe millenial 90s kids ruined spider man?
>>154246344Poetic, Stan Lee's greatest Marvel creation Ravage vs his worst Spider-Man
>>154264060All editorial, I'm afraid. Kids in the 90s didn't give a crap about Spider-Man "being old"; all superheroes were grown-ups. Why wouldn't they have a kid? Hell, most kids in the 90s didn't even know who Spider-Man was until the animated series came out. Editorial kept The Clone Saga going because it was making bank and they didn't want it to stop.
>>154263874>>154264060>>154264408A lack of faith in the readership and the editorials collective Peter Pan syndrome have taken the series to the point of pants pissing dementia patient telling us on repeat about the Silver Age.It's just so sad, and there is no course correction except waiting with rolled eyes until the actual real life people and their insular failed philosophy are gone.
>>154244931>>154244936Is this the same Vulture that had Peter begging for Norman's help that one time? I wonder why he doesn't just get really angry and kick the shit out of spidey all the time since he apparently can just do that whenever.
>>154264060>>154264408Yeah it's people like Brevoort who are to blame. He wrote the manifesto. Kinda obvious alongside Quesada.
>>154264967Because he's like a hundred years old. Even if flying type is SE against Bug/Fighting, he can't maintain that level of power.
>>154264967Peter didn't say anything to make him go into bloodlust mode so he's at his base power level as there's no upscale
>>154261105I mean what even is there to discuss we all knew this shit already
>>154256869Disingenuous faggot lmao
