>Anon, I know about your degenerate fetishes but don't worry your secret is safe with me...
>>154245518Phew! Thanks, man.
>>154245518Uatu? Did you know about the island?
who watches harder?
>>154245642Loki is a degenerate himself, so I doubt he'd be that bothered about the fetishes of mere mortals like us.
>>154245518They better be, if anyone ever finds out I like lovey-dovey romantic stuff it's the gallows for me!
>>154245919men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
>>154245919
>>154245518>So you know about the porn I'm writing where it takes place on a 1950's world where everyone has a symbiote?>Uatu: I've actually been watching that world you devised and the events unfold as part of my daily activities. If you so desire, take a step into my lair of debauchery.>Bet.Yeah. I get to watch porn kino in a cool alien space station with Uatu and we get some real good snax to chill and commit voyeurism in some pretty cool chairs.
>>154245518So he's the Lord of Cuck Chairs?
>>154245694>>154245642Yeah i mean even in the MCu he literallt wanted to fuck a female version of himself fom another universe.
>>154245642worse than Uatu because if he's canon that means every cringe kink is directly linked to himself and how he thinks the universe should be
>>154245518But at the same time he is also watching the divergent timeline where you DID get laid in high school and became a fairly more adjusted adult that has never heard of 4chan before or cares.
>>154245518he sees carol grooming kamala but does not interfere, only watching