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>Jobs in the first five seconds of the trailer

Scorpion bros, I don't feel so good...

this looks quite bad. why do they choose to adapt the worst spider-man stories? One more day, now the other? Of everything in his history?

who's the villain?
I feel like they're cribbing the start of spencer's run

>>154249312
The MCU tends to adapt post-2000's storylines mostly.

Cucky Peter...

Zendaya and the fat one should've been done after the last movie. Treat BND as a soft reset with a new supporting cast.

i'm ready for Holland's take on Spider-man to be over

>>154249555
Rumour is he does a second trilogy starting with BND, then pases the mantle to Miles.

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I like the colors and shadows but the CGI swinging scenes and Hulk scenes look *rough*

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>>154249676
Downright nostalgic

>>154249188
>not brand new home
why bother

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>thought that making Zendaya forget about Tom would mean we could finally move on from her character
>she's still here and Tom is simping even harder

>>154249188
>Think I'm going to see MJ
Paul main villain confirmed

>>154249705
Zendaya is never leaving.

>>154249188
So Jean Grey is trying to do some PSYCHIC shit and spider-man is immune so she wants to hurt MJ for some reason. Then uses the hulk to get to spider man.

>>154249188
Shouldn't the bad guy be Mr. Negative? Why do weird Shadow King shit?

>>154249903
She ships herself/peter. Got to eliminate the competition.

Is wimpy spiderman all we are ever going to get ?

>>154249705
They're married IRL.
I doubt they're going to permanently split them up on-screen.

>Hulk
>Punisher
>Jean Grey

How is this even a Spider-Man movie???
At this point I rather have Morbin Time and Kraven team-up against Spidey than this clusterfuck.

>>154250333
oh... I forgot
>The Hand

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>>154249458
I genuinely bet it's this guy, and he ends up being Stalker.
And maybe remembers Peter.
>>154250333
>>154250349
>Unless your story has Two-Face, Bane, Joker, Penguin, Scarecrow, or Riddler, it can't POSSIBLY be a Batman story!

>>154250349
I thought they disbanded in the Netflix shows.
Why are they back?

>>154250379
The elements that make up a setting are the setting retard. That's why crap like spidernoir will never feel like spider-man at all and will always flop.

>>154249903
>>154250333
>Jean Grey
wat

>>154249508
I agree, no idea why they'd have all the trouble of peter's friends forgetting him only to bring them right back

>>154249508
They're going to soft reboot in a year anyway. Why bother?

I kinda wished this was a soft reboot and we didnt have to deal with his high school friends

>>154251002
>They're going to soft reboot in a year anyway

And it won't affect Spider-Man at all.

>Mephisto has been introduced to the MCU
>Peter probably wants to undo Aunt May's death and make his friends remember him
One More Day bros, it's time.

>>154252334
They're probably saving Mephisto for a larger role in the next saga. He was way more ties to Doom than to Peter and apparently he was zero involvement on Doomsday/SW.

>>154249458
>who's the villain?
Jean Grey, for some reason

>>154249476
The problem is that those were basically written like movie scripts. It'd take actual effort to adapt older, beloved stories that might not fit the mold.

>>154249312
What stories should they adapt though?

>>154253341
>Jean Grey, for some reason


wut

>>154253507
They're just jumping to conclusions

>>154249582
>Monkey paw finger curls

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>>154253341
>>154253507
Sounds like they're trying to set up mutants in the MCU. What with Spiderman's DNA mutating and everything.
Maybe they'll call it a side effect of getting unsnapped. That would be an interesting way to introduce mutants. Although it would kinda rule out the X-men as a longstanding organization.

>>154253496
3 more movies and a spinoff show about the clone Saga

>>154253578
>Although it would kinda rule out the X-men as a longstanding organization
Not really, because there are already established mutants like Namor.

>>154249188
I loathe that suit. Makes him look like a little child

>>154249302
Michael Mando’s not a good enough actor to not need a mask

>>154253717
Namor isn't a mutant in the MCU. His people ate a weird plant.
And he was a fetus when his mother ate it or something.

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Fucking moon swing

>>154253801
crane on the right maybe

>>154253791
No, that was the explanation for his Atlantean physiology. He still has the ankle wings and the flight from his mutation.

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>>154253791
>His name was Namor because he had “no amour” in his heart

>>154253821
My memory is fuzzy because that movie sucked, but I thought he said he was born with those. Mutants don't get their powers until puberty.

>>154253869
That's the usual point of activation, but you can technically get a mutation whenever, even as a newborn; see Xavier, Kurt, Jamie Madrox, etc.

>>154249508
Having Peter stalk his old friends through social media is pretty fucking weird too, it’s just cringy and creepy.

>>154253578
if she's in it the reason is to use phoenix in doomsday part 2.

>>154254023
It reminds me of myself when I lost contact with all my high school friends.

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>>154254023
Imagine if they had Peter try to creep outside some party his old friends are at only to get distracted by a hot female villain and then they were never mentioned again.

>>154249188
I hate MCUslop so I don’t care.

>>154250718
Sadie Sink, known red head, is playing an unnamed role. In the first trailer, they showed her, in green and yellow, and there is someone possessing people and that makes sense for Jean. Of course, with the Hand involved, it could also be Typhoid Mary, giving a big amp, or it could be Rachel, since we're dealing with multiverse nonsense.

>>154254270
her coat isn't yellow, its just the lighting.

>>154249188
What was the point of the last movie isolating him from other heroes and his old life if this one is him teaming up with other heroes and clinging to his old life?

>>154254270
Typhoid Mary would at least be interesting. I have the feeling it will be a surprise character from the established MCU though...

>>154249188
you know /co/ is dead when everyone on social media is talking about this movie and this thread can't get past 50 posts

>>154254575
I mean... 59... 60 now

It's certainly a Spider-Man movie? Feels like all the actual Spidey stuff is just background flavor and we're stuck with a mystery box body hopper villain no one cares about. Also if they have The Hand but not Daredevil its going to be weird

>>154254575
doesn’t help that the thread op doesn’t mention ”spider-man” so you have to scour the catalog to find it

So it's definitely the venom left behind that's making him act like this and change, right?

>>154255195
They're going the comic route where symbiotes don't make the user evil, aren't they? Hardy Venom didn't turn into a bad person.

>>154255212
>Hardy Venom didn't turn into a bad person.
They're gonna do some
"it touched the essence of the multiverse cosmos, and it's not actually the same venom" type of BS, just you watch.

>>154255195
It did make his eyes go black which seems pretty Venomy.

>>154255195
i thought it was Mister Negative's powers making him go aggro

>>154255195
>"Spider-man, you okay? You get rid of that monster inside of you?"
100% symbiote from post credits.

>>154254435
just to have an ending with a new suit so they could sell toys.

>>154253560
Yeah, I think the studio is trying to avoid a Red Hulk where they just spoiled the movie twist, but also, keeping the villain all mysterious doesn't when half the draw of these movies is knowing who'll get adapted.

>>154253507
She's mad at him for dating a nig instead of a redhead.

>>154249188
>Adapting The Other instead of Slott's slop
KEK

>>154250435
Probably remnants banding together under a new leader

>>154255195
No it's them half-assing The Other but not going all in because they didn't want to scare the kids.

>>154255530
>Jean is possessed by the spirit of Raimiverse Ben

>>154250000
Checked

>>154250558
Wow you're stupid

>>154253341
According to?

Why would Spiderman be immune to psychic powers? This is dumb.

>>154256558
Link to the great web. His powers also come with psychic visions of the future

>>154253341
i'm still trying to figure out how the hand fits in to everything

>>154256558
the real question is why is Frank immune to he was also moving while everyone was frozen

>>154255195
No, it's just the mutation plot where he slowly turns into a spider. Its pretty explicit.

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SUMUHNA STAMMA STAAAHNA STEEENA HAUUGHMONO HEEMONAMONEEEYYY

STARTIN OF A BRAND NEW DAAAAY

>>154254023
Sounds in character since Peter is a weirdo with no social life most of the time.

>Four fucking Spiderman movies
>Not a memorable moment in any of them

>>154257567
Willpower.

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>Raimi introduces organic webs in the movies
>Marvel has J. Michael Straczynski write a storyline where Peter mutates and ends up with organic webshooters for brand synergy
>Peter keeps the organic webshoots until the Brand New Day reboot
>Movie adapts Brand New Day to reboot the latest Spider-Man movies
>Has Peter mutate and get organic webs
It's like pottery.

>>154257835
You forgot:
>JMS' own "organic webshooter" hasn't worked for fifty years

>>154257835
Organic webs are just better than the mechanical webshooters.

>>154257835
>>Marvel has J. Michael Straczynski write a storyline where Peter mutates and ends up with organic webshooters for brand synergy
Nah The Other was all on JMS. Marvel made Jenkins write Spider-Man Disassembled which was a semi fetish storyline that mutates him into a spider and has him erupt from himself with organic webbings

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>>154249188
I think he looks pretty good

>>154258200
I like the mechanical ones because you'd have Peter doing shit like adapting the formula to fight Electro

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I like organic webshooters.

>>154258910
>>154258200
objectively wrong opinion

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Word is Sarah Grey (pic rel) is playing an Ursula-esque hot blonde neighbor who wants Peter's D but he doesn't notice her because he's too busy simping.

>>154256495
>>154257598
>>154255195
It's gonna be all of these things, just you wait and see, MCU is dog shit so you just know it will be true.

>>154249458
>>154253341
it's tombstone. he's the guy that breaks scorpion out of jail and equips him a suit

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So this Pete isn't gonna end up working at the Daily Bugle or actually matriculate at ESU instead of posing as a student?

>Sony’s UK YouTube channel actually did the CEO meme
Based

>>154249692
Interesting note, she is actually hugging a mannequin

>>154249188
>she's in this, odyssey and dune 3
I wish Zendaya would fucking DIE. right NOW.

>>154258945
>NOOO BRO HIM NOT HAVING ORGANIC WEBBING IS TOTALLY AWESOME AND COOL BRO FORGET THAT HE'S CALLED SPIDER-AMN BUT HAS BARELY SPIDER-POWERS

>>154259825
>actress is in three movies in one year
>AAAIIIIIEEEEE, I'M DYIIIIING!

>>154258970
Felicia?

i like spidey cuz he can fly and shoot webs outta his butt

So...... is Jean in this or not?

>>154253839
/qa/ lost, by the way.

>>154262671
Yes.

>>154256495
we gonna get some stingers?

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>>154249188
i heard jaickie chan is the action scene choreographer. its hard to notice in the trailer because of the cuts but it should be clearer on film.

>>154255195
LOL
>https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/venom-last-dance-retcons-spider-143019048.html

>>154262690
Obsessed lmao

>>154257761
the villain moments are kino

>>154258910
>>154258200
>>154259839
If you truly are into this retarded fetish you would demand he shoot webs from his ass, fake atheist

>>154262671
No.

>>154262690
KEK

>>154257605
if this doesn't play during the credits I'm refunding my ticket

>>154257761
The Green CHAD powerbombing Holland through multiple apartment floors but NWH moments shouldn't count.

>>154249508
I was so so hyped the last movie ended on [new suit, broke Peter, college era, Uncle Ben'd, no Ned/MJ] leading me to believe they might try and take a swing at some pure Spidey. How foolish of me. It cheapens the sacrifice of the last movie if it's just him puppy dog eyeing and feeling guilty and undoing what he gave up- it's ASM2 all over again.

>>154250333
Eh, I like the menagerie. I love solo Spidey of course, but it's also fun seeing him bounce around a fleshed out New York full of heroes. It's not like the Captain America's Hulk Theft movie.

>>154250317
just because two people are married, it doesn't mean they have to be in the same movies together

>>154258970
Me when I draw a person and forget to flip the canvas.

>>154268263
10/10