gorilla marriage

>>154252204
idk, but there better be a purple background and dinosaurs

>>154252204
Not Batman.
Not the Flash.
Not Green Lantern.
Not Aquaman.
Not Wonder Woman.
Not Teen Titans.

James Gunn is working undercover for Kevin Faggie to help sabotage the dcu and Warner Bros.

Why a show? Did they not learn a fucking thing from failure of the MCU shows?

>>154252204
Will he fight Obama?

>>154252246
gorilla my dreams

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>>154252204
If this doesn't happen the show will fail.

>>154252204
Why is everything a fucking "series" now? Do people just have three different shows playing at all times just so they can say "I watched that slop!"

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>>154252204
>Expectations?
None.

>HOW ABOUT YOU GET IN THERE YOU MONKEY FUCK

>>154252204
I expect things to get epic. I just hope they fit a doggo and fighting nazis in.

>>154253746
They don’t fund low budget movies anymore so you gotta pitch streamers if you want good genre

TIME TO MAKE AMERICA GRODD AGAIN

>>154252204

I can't tell if Gunn is retarded or a Marvel plant sent to sabotage DCU.

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>>154253884
>Jesse Eisenberg is right there as a perfect Jimmy Olson cast
>makes him Lex fucking Luthor
>Cast some bearded guy as Jimmy
>Kills him in the first half of the movie
What?

You make an olson show because it allows you to make it cheap and boring as fuck. Literally who asked.

>>154252204
Of all the things you could do, this is certainly one of them.

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Jimmy fucking a gorilla CONFIRMED

>>154257352
>>154253721
Secret Origins: AIDS

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>>154253721
So is Gunn just using an obscure story and putting Grodd in it?

>>154252204
The poster better have a purple background and motorcycle or Im out

>>154252204
It's going to be bad

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>>154257423
Probably use a more recent comic whi h referenced that story, and technically using that.

Jimmy is so gonna accidently seduce Grodd's girl.

>>154252204
CW-esque show full of reddit humor.

>>154252300
Batman, green lantern, Wonder Woman, and teen titans are in the works thoever

>>154252204
Cancelled after season 1. Who the fuck asked for this?

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>>154252300
>Not Green Lantern

Jimmy BETTER knock up an ape, James. Your career is counting on it.

>>154256083
I think Eisenberg originally tried out for Olsen but Snyder saw his audition and was like "I must make this uncharismatic autist my Luthor!" and the rest is history. I'm so fucking glad Hoult ended up being a great Luthor.

>>154252300
>why are they using iron man and thor instead of spider-man and the x-men
Kevin Feige must have been a DC plant.

>>154253721
>As the local witch doctor,
He what?

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>>154252204
There's always a goddamn gorilla... ah well, dealing with Grodd is exactly the sort of shit Jimmy has to deal with.

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>>154260362
>>why are they using iron man and thor instead of spider-man and the x-men
Because Sony and 20th Century Fox owns the rights to those.

>>154260449
And how'd that work for them?

>>154252204
Who is this for

>>154260493
Good?

>>154260516
Grodd enthusiasts

>>154260449
>7 million dollars
>each film has made almost a billion dollars
Is that the best deal in history?

>>154260396
honestly it doesn't surprise me, since Silver Age Supes had literally every power imaginable

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>>154260516
Fans of Jimmy Olsen and wacky silver-age shenanigans.

>>154261658
No one cares about that lame ass gingger. This is show is for GroddGODS.

>>154252204
Instead of introducing more DC superheroes to build up to form the Justice League, we get this and a drunken Supergirl. I can not wait for Gunn to get kick out.

>>154252204
First the Bane & Deathstroke show and now this.
Is making shows about made-up pairings between two unrelated characters one of Gunn's strategies going forward or something l? At least you could argue Bane and Slade are both Batmang villains, while that's a Superman supporting character with a Flash villain. The only link they could ever possibly have is the one funny silver age story where Jimmy marries a gorilla.

>>154253721
>>154257423
>>154257352
Would you fuck a gorilla if Superman forced you to?

>>154262440
I feel like the Gorilla would just maul me if I tried to

>>154252300
Reminder that Jimmy Olsen's own comic lasted 20 years, some heroes can't even say the same

>>154252204
The villains will be conservatives, who will be falsely brandrd as Nazus by Gunn becayse hes still pissy eternally that conservatives outed him as a pedophile

>>154262440
>Would you struggle if Superman lifted you by the hips, squeezed your dick out like a balloon animal, and puppeteered it into gorilla pussy?

>>154260535
Exactly. So why not emulate it? They can finally get out of Batman's shadow

>>154252300
they can all be cameos

>>154262440
>forced
>Implying I wouldn't be shooting a new coat of paint inside that gorillussy

>>154252204
This cinematic universe isn't going to survive the woke Supergirl movie coming out. So speculating about something that's going to be cancelled is pointless.

>>154265211
Tracking and early reactions say otherwise.