Cosmo! Wanda! I wish gravity had the opposite effect on Francis but only if he's indoors!
That's... awfully tame actually!Alright then!
>>154252827Time to pay the toll, Turne-->whoosh>CRASH!Ow, my spleen!
>>154252787This again?https://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%22cosmo%20wanda%20i%20wish%22/type/op/
You know, Timmy, you're kind of a douche.
>>154252901It's different people.>>153831273 was me, for example.
>>154253211In any case, we quite literally had the same type of thread hours ago. That's terrible timing at the very best.
>>154253236Yeah I try to wait a few days before making one but some people seem to enjoy spamming them so I never get to post mine.
>>154252787I want everyones balls to stay aligned with mecca, even if they turn around on the spot!
>>154253779this
>>154252787I wish every woman was 100lbs fatter!
>>154252787lol damn Timmy a MENACE
>>154252787Cosmo! Wanda! I wish for all of Dimmesdale to time warp to the year 1700 and for all residents to assume the lifestyles they would have if they were living here at that time!I wish for Dimmesdale to time warp forward one year every night at midnight!
I like these threads
I wish Fairy Godparents was a terrible show!!!Wait wtf, nothing happened...
>>154253236Did we? I missed that one.
>>154257118Poor AJ.
>>154252787Peri! I wish I didn’t have a Dimmadreadful father!Also, I wish I could send something to Hazel, like a creepy email or something!
>>154258786>Cosmo, Wanda>I wish I had Trixie Tang's dirty panties and a gallon of hand lotion>Also I wish I didn't have acme.
>>154258846>Dev is 10>already baldingGrim…
>>154258859Is bizarre seeing Timmy grow up to do sports, but it kind of makes sense why he grew to be a strong guy.
>>154259136It's not like he ever was a wimpy nerd
>>154252787I wish Francis shoes were incapable of friction
>>154258859"Sorry, sport! According to Da Rules, acne based wishes can only be granted with the approval of the official fairy acne inspector!"
>>154259136There were multiple episodes about him playing sports though. Baseball, basketball, soccer, probably others. Timmy has always been an active kid.
>>154252787>I wish Francise would actually go to school!>>Aw, sport, how sweet of you to be looking out for->And for him and only him to hear "Pumped Up Kicks" constantly when he's in the school.
>>154259550Remember him running around naked?That was plenty of activity
>>154258846>dimmadreadfulKek
Timmy x Wanda is underrated.
>>154260607She's married and 10000+ year old
>>154258764AJ can hang in there for a year.
>>154260674Even more reasons to venture into becoming a complete degenerate with your designated human.
>Cosmo, Wanda, i wish i was black
>>154260779>(POOF) A New Wish gets greenlit
>>154252787Couldn't Timmy just wish for his school to respect him and the teachers to be entertaining and then ask for his soulmate (or at least person who'd be most compatible with him and who he could get along with instantly) to move next door and other wishes like that? They don't infringe Da Rules and seem like they'd be extremely benefitialI get Timmy's a retarded kid but come on, even kids would eventually grow bored of random wishes and think more
>>154258846>only legacy is inspiring a future serial killerWhat did he do to deserve this?
>>154261457No, because certain episodes imply if he was good at wishing, and made himself happy, he'd lose Cosmo and Wanda. So he has to be bad at it to keep status quo.
>>154261457>he didn't watch the showHe has godparents because his life sucks, if he improved his life too much he wouldn't get to keep them.
>>154261490Then what's the fucking point of the fairy godparents then? "If you decide to use them to actually improve your living conditions and try to be happy they'll be revoked and you'll go back to being a miserable fag, so enjoy wishing that half the world was gravy and that your babysitter was made of paper and other worthless wishes
I wish Fairyworld was aware of Crocker writing Da Rules and a human has been controlling the flow of their magic the whole time
>>154261670dude, fucking spoil that shit. now I'm never going to finish FOP, it's ruined
>>154261511Fairies are toys for kidsGet them for a few months since most dont make it to a yearThen lose themThats just how it is
>>154261511It makes the misery bearable
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish every child in the entire world was always 10% happier than I am>Then I wish for Utopia
>>154261707>it's ruinedYes, the show was.
>Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that all of Vicky's bones were turned inside-out.
>>154262980That would kill her
>>154260779>Cosmo disappears
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>>154260779Would it be denied on the grounds that it's basically blackface, or allowed because it's technically putting a black person in a position of power?
>>154268221Is it technically blackface if it actually makes him genetically black?
