Someone posted the first two books the other day, and since people liked them I figured someone should step up and continue. Gonna start out with the third book, and we'll see how long it takes before Captcha pisses me off too much to continue.Old thread:>>154179777
And yes, these are screenshots off someone's ipad. I just saved them the way they were posted.
>>154260551Holly Short? More like Holly sex amiright fellas?
>>154260576hell yeah ghetto storytime
>>154260745Yuup. Incidentally, I went to check when I saved these things, and it was goddamn August 2016. I've sat on these things for a literal decade.
>>154260742Heh, nice touch.
>>154260764Why did Harry Potter get slammed for fantastical racism with the Jewish goblins, but this didn’t with the Mexican goblins who are repeated referred to as being mentally handicapped?
>>154260551I should point out that scans of book 4 might be hard to find. A few years back (before the movie), someone tried to do it, but found that no one had ever scanned it, so he bought the book himself and had the whole board waiting on it to arrive. If you find scans, it might be from that one valiant anon.
>>154260919I do in fact have book 4 saved, albeit with the same ipad stuff as these. It was posted in the same storytime way back when.
>>154260967Honestly, this opening arc, the fight where Juliet takes out two Spiro goons on her own, and the ending are all I remember about this book.
>>154260625holly shortstack perchance
>>154260897Don't get why they didn't have a fighter or something loaded up for rapid ascent. Having to slowboat it with civvies when there's a crisis at hand is suicide.
>>154261121They might just be short on free vehicles after what went down in the last book. I imagine most of their resources are being used on clean-up.Or it's just funny.
>>154260865boy am I glad he's frozen in there and that we're out here
>>154260589>selling the Pyramids to a business man>forging Da Vinci's diariessee, all this proves is we needed more time with Artemis as a villain/antagonist. He's a villain for all of 1 1/2 books and then he's a morally grey hero for the rest of the series and Colfer has to create reasons to have and "evil Artemis" be the villain.you have >book one, Artemis is the villain>book two Opel is the villain>book three, Artemis is the driving force of the villain's scheme but it's not him>book four, Opel is the villain but Artemis is evil for about 15 minutes>book five, Girl "Artemis" is the villain but she's good-ish buy the end of the book>book six, "Artemis" is the Villain but actually it was secretly Opel>book seven, I didn't read it but Artemis develops Multiple Personality Disorder and he's kind of the villain along with Julius brother >book eight, Opel is the villian.
>>154260909holly lookin a bit jank
>>154261316god i forgot how fucking often they kept reusing opel. and she wasn't even a good villain the first time.
>>154261367Jesus Christ, what a horrible fate
Youtube playlist I had going ended up giving me a lovely theme to put to TEC's general setting and tone.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3QgS93ecas
>>154261507>>154261525
>>154261567>I say "No", but my eyes tell a different storyHow does she know? This part made more sense in the original book, since it was written in third-person perspective.
>>154260875DONT POST PICS DURING A STORYTIME YOU ASSHOLE
>>154261780the comic is 116 pages, anon. WAY below the image limit.
>>154261824A little less than that, actually. I think there's a few pages at the end that didn't get posted when I saved this storytime.
>>154260551Thanks OP!
And that's all I've got on book 3! I'll probably be around to post book 4 later on, but I'm gonna take a break for now. I hope you enjoyed yourselves, please keep the thread alive for later.
>>154262011thanks for dumping
>>154260792Where does the time go?
>>154260881legs...
>>154261274heh, that oh really joke got me good
>>154261367take him to detroit
>>154261500I read your reply first and thought you were talking about Fowler being mind wiped, but then I scrolled down.
>>154262011dang they really sentenced opal to 15 years of tentacle rape
>>154262740"Corrective Punishment"
>>154261905>It's not always about the money, Mulch.>It's about the METS baby! Love the METS! Alright baby, let's go! Get a homerun, baby! Love the METS! Let's go METS!
>>154261934Mindwiped Artemis is in for huge suprise when he turns 18 and a tiny pointy eared woman he's never seen before materializes in his room and absolutely blows his back out
>>154262011Book four being the ending to the series would have been fine, it's a neat and definitive ending that doesn't have a good reason for a follow up.however if you were going to do more books, we should have followed Minerva with Artemis being the hero trying to stop her from discovering fairy kind, you could almost have created a group of humans that found fairies and were working to cover up there existence.
Thanks, the last comment on the previous thread was me asking for more.
>>154261934>>154263931>he thinks she will wait until he turns 18her hormones made her prime and ready to pounce with just a little time travel
>>154262011Thanks for storytiming anon
RIGHT, let's get started on book 4, The Opal Deception. This is the last book I've got saved, I don't know if there are any more by this artist.
RIP.
IIRC, Butler's faces on this page were a big hit with that old storytime thread.
The final two panels of this page are my favourite in this entire adaptation.
>>154264582Gotta go sleep but ill read these with breakfast tomorrow. Thanks
>>154265138So good. I adore this book.
>>154265219Have a good night, anon. May your dreams be full of fairy shortstacks.
>>154264885>>154264909What is Root doing to be so absurdly jacked? Those fungal cigars must be full of naturally occuring tren
>>154264582Nope, this was the last one by this artist - afterwards it got picked up for a shitty reboot by a shittier artist and writing team to try and hype up the shitty live action movie.
>>154262072Apparently not into finding a better source...
>>154265611It really makes me wonder what the fuck they were thinking with the movie. I mean the obvious answer is "the suits are retarded", but it still boggles the mind how they can take such an easy lay up and totally fuck it up like they were doing it on purpose. Literally all they had to do was take the graphic novel, turn it into a movie, and collect money.
And that's the end of book 4! I hope you all enjoyed the ride.
As a bonus, here's a full version of The Fairy Thief. It's like the artist is trying to tell us something...
>>154265859Remember that this was the height of ill-advised subversions to adaptations/reboots/sequels. They couldn't just make Artemis Fowl, they had to make it Artemis Fowl But Not Like You Expected It. So they had to change the characters, change the plot, change the tone, etc.
>>154260618I like it. As much as Butler is Butler, he still has that bite any proper nobleman herder has.
>>154267127Nah, they're genuinely just retarded. Every change they made is something you can imagine some clueless suit mandating to appeal to a wider audience. "Parents won't like an evil Artemis, make him nicer." "Let's cast Judi Dench, that'll attract more adult viewers."Remember, these are the kind of people who asked Terry Pratchett if they could adapt Mort "without the Death angle". They genuinely don't see art as anything more than brands.
>>154261463>We're talking telephone numbersGod that's such a great metaphor>>154261567>>154261985I have to ask: Why? Seems like continuing to deal with him time and time again would logically piss her off, especially after this shit.Seems like this would have to be an early warning that she's attracted to him, which is extremely weird in context.
>the comic is 116 pages, anon. WAY below the image limit.
>>154267958In all fairness, Terry Pratchett genuinely is an overrated author. I don’t hate the Discworld brand overall, but Rowling is where it’s really at.
>>154268019that's correct. in fact the OP had space to post not one but two books without even hitting the image limit.
A big fan of the art style in book 3 and 4. It keeps the detail and level of grittyness which adds to the general vibe of the series (at least before Colfer got bored and decided to make every other sentence about how unenvironmental humans are) but the updated character designs and facial expressions are probably the best we will ever get.
>>154268462Book 4 is peak Holly
>>154268487nah, book one was peak Holly, but I just love the shots of her being depressed, god knows Rigano draws a pretty looking sad girl
>>154266213you just know
>>154268026Military grade assault bait with extended triggerzine
>>154265938>one hundred and five miles>>154265955>one hundred and twenty-four miles>>154266007>seventy-four milesThe first two must be kilometres and it's a localisation error; had me confused
>>154268026Would've agreed if you said fritz leiber or jack vance bc that's where his whole style came from but you're just bait posting
does anyone want to post the edits?
>>154261934So the whole plan would've been scuppered if Foaly actually did make the time to scour through Artemis's memories and came across his little backup.
>>154261985Aww, that little poncho thing over her uniform is cute.
>>154269985Sure thing.
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>>154265256>>154265271Crazy bastard.
>>154265286>>154265299Oh good he finally figured out how to draw Butler's gun as something that isn't a brick with a handle
>>154265210>Well there wasn't onedamn
>>154265549Artemis resolves to engage in actual exercise once a book. He never does, going to rather extreme lengths to distract himself from the prospect.One time, he built a laser cannon into his light aircraft.
>>154267958>PicMy sister has pointed out that Judi Dench, being one of the most renowned and professional actresses in history, would know damned well to never look straight at the camera.She nonetheless did so in Artemis Fowl. She also did it in Cats.I think it's her signal.
>>154265626It's funny seeing how expressive Butler has become. A smug grin and a thumbs-up to his own charge? Never would've happened back in the day.
>>154265401wh-what if they don't find out that they're not?
>>154265736
Fuck I gotta reread these when I get off work thanks for the storytimeI like judi dench but why cast her as root when you could have Brian blessed yelling at a kid over the intercom Also I think there's one more colfer graphic novel you can storytime - the supernatural
>>154265921her eyes are kinda creepy
>>154266153I love how a sign of Artemis's character development isn't him 'growing up', but rather allowing himself to be the child he is supposed to be.
>>154265974LOL
>>154261100huh, maybe I am remembering wrong but I thought in the book it wasn't directly spelled out that Artemis himself made the eternity code. I remember the exposition of it came from Spiro's own men, and I thought the implication was Artemis didn't make it himself but as it was using fairy technology it was using the fairy coding base language.
Why did the comics never go past the 4th book? Was Artemis Fowl waning in popularity or they thought the 4th book was a nice point to end on?
>>154270834I can only assume that sales flagged. There was a pretty substantial gap before they hit the fourth graphic novel and by then the series had passed out of the popular consciousness.
The Men in Black intro goes nice with this I thinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVAePIyC4kQ
>>154270769This scene is almost word for word from the book, but he did use fairy tech for the cube and the LEP got involved because it pinged them.
>>154270769I can only imagine he used Gnommish as a starting point for whatever cipher he was putting together.
>>154264440>Brown tomboy fairy pornI happen to have a line on someone who does just that. For some fucking reason they ship Holly with ROOT and I do not vibe with that but the art's pretty good. Guess it's better than with Artemis.https://bsky.app/profile/vallhell.bsky.social>Muh bluesky trannyShut the fuck up and get your elf porn.
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>>154261396
I like to think Holly has a Scottish accent. Any of you see the Leviathan animated adaption Netflix has? Sharp is a Scottish tomboy and exactly what I like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a96r6cFLTX4
>>154266195Was thinking this looked like a cameo page. From what I can tell I think that is meant to be Eoin Colfer in the bottom right.
>>154271885Yeah, I'd say. You can also tell how much of a delay between the book and the comic exists because now everybody's got smartphones. I always preferred to have the series on a floating timeline anyway.
>>154260710Big L for Butler here, he should've disarmed everyone in the room while they were down imo
>>154266169>Renounces organized crime>Hands treasure to organized criminals
I pity the plumbers in the Lower Elements.
I will say this: Holly absolutely is the progenitor of my tomboy complex.
>>154272429Formative for me as well.
>>154272449Oh, I get it. She's got a pixie cut.
So now that it's over would you rather fuck Holly or Opal
>>154272514Holly and it's not even close.
>>154261653>Snow GhostWell, at least Spiro has good taste in cartoons.
>>154272514Opal is the most extreme yandare that would exist She'd literally eliminate any woman in your life.
>>154272596Hang on let me get the full size version
Thanks OP. Very nostalgic going through these, never seen them before but I grew up with the books. One thing I wondered about as I was reading, when Root and Holly fall into Opal's trap and that whole bit where Root explodes and Holly is set up, you'd think Root would just say exactly what is happening at Holly's camera. Foaly would lip read it and that would be that. You might think there wasn't enough time to come up with it, but characters just come up with life saving ideas in a split second several times in this series.
>>154265138Holly radiates tsundere vibes.
>>154273058Oh, extremely. She once got into a fistfight because she thought a guy making a compliment about her fresh haircut was actually making a sarcastic insult.
>>154265311I still find it how Butler was ironically named after a Russian fairy creatuee
>>154265401>Trolly Pheromones, now you smell like female trolls in heat.:/
>>154266069I hatw the face that Opal got one of those chinese fairy plastic surgeries to pretend to be a child. She was hotter as a clearly adult pixie.Also before reading this i kinda fapped the the idea of her escaping only to end up ugly bastarded by the french guy from book 2
>>154273058Yeah reading this series, she's Tsudnere as fck
>>154260551>YWNBAH
>>154273058She wants that mudboy cock.
>>154260551Man are there any good comics with tomboy elf girls like this?
>>154270035>>154270040why is holy water deadly to them? would the holy artifacts of other religions harm them too or just the power of Jesus Christ
>>154271238what elf porn? it's all Root and im not scrolling through shitty gay elf porn to find a crumb of Holly
post sad hollies
>>154272514Holly is obviously the best choice, but there was a serious missed opportunity with Opal and Artemis. She could've served as a fairy mentally closer to Artemis, as opposed to Holly (who is mentally more like Butler).Also pale comic Holly is better than tan redhead Holly. It's a shame she doesn't have more art.
>>154265363>>154265351This version of Opal just keeps asking for correction
>>154273531Motherfucker you can't even scroll past like three posts? I went down just a teeny bit and got Holly getting filled like a jelly doughnut.
>>154273618Unbelievably shit taste anon
>Elf and Human operators on a joint mission
This Fowl character seems like an asshole.
>>154265351>it's too late opal, i've already drawn myself as the chad and you as the wojack
>>154269813Opal's ship was way behind to stay out of detonation range
>>154272514Opal because getting constantly fucked may keep her from hatching more evil schemes
>>154274080You are onto something mate
Holly's piloting skills are only more impressive when you remember that she's doing all this wild shit UNDERGROUND like it's nothing.https://youtu.be/3AsQ5posWUg?si=UHJ3uinAb-HtJln5&t=27
>>154274080so Cop Craft?that show was such a waste of potential though
>>154265859Movie!Holly is absolute top qt3.14 but holy shit everything else was so terrible. Why does it take like 40 minutes for the fairies to get introduced? Why couldn't they find a kid who can act at least a little? Why does Butler look like a total doofus? WHY DOES MULCH WEAR FUCKING EYELINER?
>>154265138Lmao based Artemis
>>154274629>Opal's ship was way behindIsn't her ship right there facing Holly's ship in that page?
>>154273499Holy water is alcoholic water and alcohol in general is deadly to these guys.
>>154260897
Opal is sexy
>>154275953Don't do it she's evil and crazy!
>>154276450I WILL stick my dick in crazy!
>>154276450I want to be the Hector to Opal's Lenore
>>154276521Don't do it! That's how you get more crazy people!
bump
>>154261891Looking back its pretty disapointing more didn't come from the Butler being aged up plot point. He gets cosmetic surgery and even if the text offhandedly mentions it slowed him down you don't ever actually see that in any of the feats he performs, so in total it might as well never have happened.
>>154275178Its a pretty telling sign when the Artemis actor does not even have a wikipedia page
>>154260670Spiro always stuck out to me as an Artemis Fowl villain for this moment. Its basically the only time we get to see Artemis completely and fully outwitted and played, the consolation being the sonic grenade preventing a total TPK. Even with Opal most of her moments came down more to Artemis being distracted or lacking information, and he would often catch on just before she could pull it off completely.
What a nice little series, now i have a new tomboy waifu
>>154273618It's kind of hard to get art for something that doesn't really have any visual depictions outside a relatively obscure comic adaptation of a forgotten YA fantasy series. It is a shame though, yes
>>154270512Does your sister know that Judi Dench is legally blind and has been for some years now?
>>154280966Legally blind isn't the same as literally blind, anon. It just means you're not allowed to drive.
>>154281206I can see that you don't know either, so I'll just tell you that her vision is practically nonexistent. She probably couldn't even see far enough to where the camera was, so the idea of her being able to intentionally look at the camera directly as some show of disapproval is laughable
>>154272514Holly is for sex with love. Opal is for sex with hate.
>>154278951>tfw
>>154260805nice colours here
Anyone got art of the characters drawn similar to the way they are depicting in these graphic novels?
Have to say these newer book covers are pretty alright
>>154288788Is that little gremlin on the troll Opal??
>>154288788Looks extremely generic, if you told me this was AI I'd believe it. (Also is that supposed to be Opal in the back? What the fuck?)I have many issues with the comic designs, but they at least have character to them - e.g. Artemis starts out with very sharp features for a kid so you can immediately tell that he's up to no good, and then he actually gets drawn slightly softer as the story goes on and he becomes less of an asshole.
>>154283734>>154278951>get cast as a main character in a $100 million Disney blockbuster>the movie gets BTFO by critics and is immediately memoryholed by everyone>your acting career is destroyed before it even beganI would've felt bad for him if he could actually act, but this way he can go have a successful career in something else.
>>154289808No Holly on this one but Artemis looks suitably distraught
>>154289939>Gimli getting teabagged by Agent 47
>>154289660No, I think it's one of the twins.
>>154261324It's kind of an irritating detail and not that important, but the characters know that Loafer is there to kidnap Artemis, and Loafer definitely knows that his job is to take Artemis in ALIVE, so why the fuck is he pointing his gun at Artemis, and not Butler? Seems stupid, all of them know that if he shoots Artemis, he fails his mission.
Intensely frustrating that I cannot read the final couple of books in graphic novel formatDisney is also gearing up to lay a big dookie on his novel Highfire by having a TV show on it with Nic Cage in it
>>154290724well, the guy doesn't strike me as calm, collected and mission focused
>>154290724Loafers is explicitly an unstable, belligerent asshole. He was only put on this job because he's Irish and has a passport, giving him a decent cover to get into the country.
>>154261358I wonder how Root's "Kick the door in and do it the old-fashioned way" plan would have panned out. Spiro was absolutely not prepared for a team of invisible commandos coming in through the top floor, and I doubt his fancy vault would have stood a chance against a Fairy-tech breaching charge.
I think I realised the problem thats been the back of my mind about this version of Mulch. I like the animalistic directions because really I think depicting all the dwarf biological functions like the unhinging jaw or suction pores on a more human figure would be uncanny, and in general I think it is neat depicting the fairies as more inhuman. But my main problem is just how clean Mulch looks when in the books it is constantly described how he is practically always covered in a layer of dirt and filth. I guess also the rabbit features push him into looking a bit too cute weirdly. I grew up listening to the audiobooks alongside reading and I have a hard time imagining the deep voice he has in those coming out of him.
>>154290924Mulch was genuinely the only character in the movie adaption to be portrayed somewhat accurately. Somehow, they still managed to eliminate all the farting bits, though they retained his... unique method of traction.He also became the framing narrator for some reason?
Schweet, new LEP uniform art less than a month old.
>>154291014I do like the top right for still looking like a military uniform but kind of evoking the classic fairy leaf skirt.
>>154291014Pretty nice, but the proportions are wrong for fairies. Either they're taller than a human, or they have tiny heads.
>>154290958>portrayed somewhat accuratelyHow? I mean, they didn't derail his character as much as they did Artemis and Holly, but in the books he's short and hideous with massive crooked teeth that look like tombstones, while in the movie he's basically a scruffy Jason Momoa (with a flimsy excuse that he's a dwarf with gigantism)
>>154291046I gather that it's intended to be the ceremonial uniform. The blue ones are for COs, and the ones with high-visibility yellow markings are traffic patrol. The chest plate features a screen that can display directions or be synched to the helmet's microphone for speech-to-text.The darker suits are Retrieval armour, low-visibility SWAT type stuff. Personally I prefer keeping those boys green and mean, leaving the black to the Section Eight spooks.
So why does it fail now?
>>154295050Why does what fail now?
>>154295050The books really started to suffer near the end of the series so it kind of died with a whimper. Then the movie suffered from the usual modern Disney problems, mainly stupid writing. >>154291014Most Holly fanart makes her look way too human. She's got a heart-shaped face in the books and is supposedly attractive.
>>154291014This looks really gay.
>>154271238>Root x Hollynigga what the fuck
>>154291014Thats too dark for "nut brown"
>>154288788Not as bad as the new Animorphs comics
>>154296164here's an accurate color correction
and one for Koboi as well>>154296199
>>154296199>>154296209Neat
>>154295639>heart-shaped face
Btw, did Juliet ever appear in any later books?
Page 10 bump with style comparison from Giovanni Rigano's Daffodil
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>154270512Jesus, I forgot she did both those movies the same year. Was her agent pissed at her or something?
>>154260630Batou?
>>154260726Is that... German?
>>154305050Sure, but it's a pretty common loan word in English. What do you think "deli" is short for?