pat boone is a canonical enemy of superman
>>154271334It’s just the cover
>>154271342are you telling me that THE pat boone isn't in the story inside this cover?
>>154271334>pat boone made a song about me, and it's good>i must destroy itWhy?
>>154271374the only way you'll find out is by buying that issue off the newstand, sonny
>>154271334As he was to all humanity.
>>154272120Wish I could say "was" in the past tense since the fucker is still alive and breathing in 2026.
>>154272128Did he do something besides be a fifties antecdent to an industry plant?
>>154272162nta but he also cranked out millions of shitty, bland gospel albums once his pop hits days were over
>Playboy's readers' survey of favorite male pop vocalists in 1958 had Boone at #1. Frank Sinatra was #2, Perry Como at #3. Elvis Presley was only #5. An accurate demographic survey of the typical Playboy reader did not exist, but it was described as an affluence audience.[32]
>>154271334Why is Superman like this?
>>154272206I love this shit. I wish he was still like this.
>>154272188why is this a surprise to anyone? my grandpa was a huge Dean Martin fan back then and hated rock and roll. to him Elvis was probably Aaron Carter or something.
>>154271374Lois asks Clark to write the lyrics and the first letter in each line writes out C L A R K K E N T.
Poor Pat was a crooner born 15-20 years too late to be a crooner when that style of music was coming to an end.
>>154272128my aunt worked with one of Boone's daughters (not Debbie, one of the others). she got the impression that they were a very weird, Duggar-like family.
>>154272128I guess you can blame Randy Wood for him as much anything. This is the guy who thought signing Gale Storm and the one million year old Mills Brothers were a good idea.
