oh well, at least Matt Selman killed off this bullshit ship
>>154274980>Milhouse doesn't count
Milhouse is horrible. He doesn't deserve anyone. In one future episode he was deliberately trying to ruin Lisa's life so she would be with him.
>>154274980what's with OP's hateboner for Al Jean anyway?did Al Jean rape your dad or something?
>>154274980Because they hate Lisa or because they like Milhouse?
>>154275958I know that's the joke they like to repeat, but what's so bad about him? It's hard to dump on him for lacking charisma when he's just a little boy.
>>154275958"You don't want to be with me. You don't want me to be with somebody else. How miserable do I have to be before you're finally happy?"
>>154277316He's a nerd, dork, dweeb, wimp, poindexter, lameo, square, loser, dud
>>154277316Because we know he'll resort to underhanded tactics to get ahead.
>>154276558everyone hates him i think
>>154278589How is that a defining part of the character? The first spotlight moment for the character in the series is about BART being underhanded in jealousy of Milhouse's happiness.
They named him after Richard Nixon and exercise their hatred of him (for thrashing democrats in 1968) against the character.
>>154278681I'm just curious what happened to him, he showran seasons 3 and 4 and made The Critic and those are all very good, did he just stop caring and wanted an easy paycheck?
>>154278733>Richard NixonThe crook?
>>154277616https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bnl_WPC-Ync
>>154279777La donna mobile
>>154278823The latter and he didn't have Mike Reiss to balance out his more retarded tendencies.
>>154281272yeah that
>>154277316Serious answer? Milhouse is extremely lame. He's a dweeb who by his own admission says "Nerds are smart" meaning that he's not decent not even in academia. Milhuose has nothing going for him. And seems content being a sidekick for Bart.However, that's what makes him great for Lisa. Milhouse is lame dead weight and he can be utilized to tarnish and weigh Lisa's life all the way down into the dumpster. Milhouse is the perfect punishment for a selfish bitch like Lisa after she exhausts all her options being her shitty self leading to many failed relationships. Hell a running joke for some time is that Lisa goes through a dyke phase and Lisa is so unbearably shitty that even the dykes dump her ass. This leads to Lisa's only alternative for human relations being Milhouse a below average fellow who is masochistic and can tolerate Lisa's bullshit all the while Lisa can't stand him yet the desperation is what makes her choose him even if it means stress in her life.
>tfw I am milhouse
>>154285430Milhouse doesn't deserve happiness.
>>154285557Which is why he deserves Lisa. Notice how in every episode about the future despite Milhouse being with Lisa he's not content? Milhouse and Lisa deserve to be stuck together coping with their realities as they are MISERABLE all the same.