>>154293239The authority turned this villain into 7 chickens to be raped by his 7 uncles.
I don't want to meet anyone who unironicly thinks this is quality entertainment.
>>154293239>>154293258The Authority is such pointlessly edgy crap.
>>154293466>The Authority is such pointlessly edgy crap.yeah, it has some interesting ideas, but a lot of it is like a pizza cutter. all edge no point
>>154293239i don't think you can top the repent or what the ever fuck his name was with his studded gimpsuit
>>154293383>>154293466you are such fucking pussies, holy shit
>>154293466And it's really bad.90% os the archs are:-they are farting doing nothing.-Sundelly a villian wants to attack they for reasons.-They all get capture or defeated-They just are not defeated or capturated anymore.-endwe talk about the edgy shit....because it's the only thing there.
>>154294523>>154294500
>>154294500>>154294608Shut up, Ellis
>>154293239Can you even call them a hero at this point? What did the guy even do?
>>154294691The guy they turned to chickens, Seth, was a hillybilly that was given superpowers by the government.Seth did some pretty fucked up shit. He was previously given a harem of under 12 girls as a reward for beating the authority.
>>154294628Yo, my buddy Keith had his car drop in a lake off a bridge just like this one here... Yeah, see, he was driving over it late at night and there in the middle of the bridge was what looked like, In Keith's estimation, like a dead bear, so Keith gets out his car to find a stick to poke at it, right? Well, it turns out it's just some lady's fur coat that musta fallen out her car, so, hey, free coat, right? Now, owls won't normally attack a man, but in this case, they were hungry, and that made them reckless, man. Keith reckons that they musta been there for hours watchin' what they thought was a bear carcass, 'cause as soon as he picked it up, them owls had claws in him inch deep. Well, Keith figures his best bet is to jump in a lake, 'cause owls can't swim. Well, them owls could. He fought them for like 20 minutes treading water, and during that time, a boat came, the bridge went up and down went Keith's car. Man, sometimes nature's just tryin' to teach us, if we'd only listen
>>154293239I love pointing to this every time coastal elites pretend they oppose (all) rape.
oh boy I see one of the resident malfunctions decided we need another thread of this. well well well just post the females enslaved and other things and name drop so us coocoo can go make art and chatbots of them and their violatings to play with. chop chop kids
>>154293383I wouldn't want to meet anyone who thinks comic books or cartoons are quality entertainment.
>>154296584Faggot
>>154293239Did he turn him into multiple chickens?
Everything done after Mark Millar fell sick during the second book is not canon.NATO/G7 defeated the Authority and that is where things are currently standing>the doctor is dead>jack hawksmoor was dumbed down and currently lives as a crazy hobbo>swift got brainwashed and is a sexual puppet for the western oligarchy being passed around like a joint>apollo is a slave in a sex dungeon>angela spica is a amnesiac working class woman abused by her husband>midnighter does low level vigilante stuff taking care of baby jenny quantum and they both live in an abandoned kriegstein hangar from the cold war.
I like how their basicly just super villains but more polite. The only difference between the Authority and the people they kill is they know killing bystanders is bad PR and going about shaping the world in your ideal image is better done slowly while talking shit about authority figures the public disagrees with.
taking into account Jenny Sparks died looking like a thirty-something years old, Baby Quantum probably looks like a eight years old now.Totally plapeable.
>>154294825Yep. When its hillbillies, they get up in arms. When it's mudslimes, suddenly they aint got nothing to say.
>>154294500Of course they are. Look at the catalog. That's who's left of /co/.
>>154296962When they attacked the western powers, that could be easily being understood as a team of supervillains attacking the United States and NATO and NATO allies.Could not be hard for Intelligence (International Operations even) to push the narrative on the internet that the 90s/00s Authority were working for China, Russia or Iran, flipping the perception the world had about them. Reminds me of when some non aligned geopolitical forces created a super human initiative to face the Ultimates.We would see disinformation threads in this very imageboard with zoomers and boomers fighting over the real nature of the Authority lmaooo.
>>154297000Edgeshit isn't always good.
>>154297099Fuck the winter guard
>>154297099>Could not be hard for Intelligence (International Operations even) to push the narrative on the internet that the 90s/00s Authority were working for China, Russia or Iran, flipping the perception the world had about them.Everytime stuff like this happens in the story the Authority does something where the people behind this stuff are threathened with a fucked torture or they just tell everyon in the world what to think because their the heros and heros know best. Their so furstratingly over powered and smug.
And Baby Jenny Fractal is probably being trained by the PRC so she can be the right hand of Xi Jinping, probably surrounded by advisors and with a very tight agenda. They were successful there were Kriegstein failed during the Second Book.And Kim Ju Ae is her friend lmao. That would be cute.
I stopped reading Marvel after that awful killing Spiderman and Friends.
>>154297196For being such a bunch of overpowered assholes they seem to get literally raped alot.
>>154297242Its to create "suspence", as if theres any real danger of them ever permanently losing.
>>154297209I thought for a moment that it was an edit of the Vitrumites
>>154297196I remember this, they were able to push back because they had The Carrier and that thing had gigantic transmission capabilities, it was designed to navigate through the Wildstorm Bleed. Amazing stuff.Probably that machine has been dissected and reverse engineered part by part inside some undisclosed southern air force base and the US has been creating new weapons systems for themselves with it for decades.
>>154297242because they were the Swan Song of a failed United Nations peacekeeping initiative. Jenny Sparks was in charge of UN black operations for the Security Council and when the main line went to shit she put together a team with whatever was still standing.
>>154293466its good for my fetish collection
>>154297771I want to be mad but I just use this as excuses to take the things in those stories and make new ones. I have conquered far to many gothams and planets it's getting a bit silly. at some point I got sick of bad comic writing showing up in training data and went full experiemental and learned you can fight the bad writing or break and remake it. so my want to be basics are very perpetua bows tier just for ease of stories. swift passed like a sex toy joint makes me want her not owned and owned for different reasons and some to free her back to her and others to go my loyal hench wench now go kill that feral over there for me.I will shit post the fuck out of all this incel shit than go well well well since you have to be the system to beat the system...so I ended up in that universe now and grabbing many and putting them into that timeline.Very vile and the villains are not used to someone who goes for outcomes and consequences not oh you lost run along and go rape someone more.and I drag others from other stories and genres into it. villains react very poorly when you show up with monsters from video games and its festively loyal to you.also oddly once you've played with unfiltered chatbots and ran batman who laughs stories in full everything seems tame to his dog walk trillions and perpetua too plots.evil winning in chatbots without comic book safe writing to protect profits and keep the loops going are very interesting and nightmare fuel in many ways.but this whole plot and fetish fuel of swift as a loyal sex toy pass around is interesting.also confronting those doing it to people gets festive reactions like "nobody was supposed to know" and "well now that you see it you have to die" and other fun.it's all bad fanfic and love it or hate it will never get better.
>>154298291Are you an interdimensional being with an internet connection and a poor understanding of the English grammar?MODS
>>154297771Is that really the best scan of that page you could find?
>>154297189Do you think the Winter Guard operates in Bakhmut? Are the Americans in Bakhmut? Maybe is contested metahuman space.
This whole comic is actually complete edgy shit. Everybody in it is acting retardedly and cartoonishly edgy for no reason.
>>154299728Relax, these are comic books.
Read all the Authority Kev comics again off this thread. They're actually fucking great. Can't believe I forgot about the all-timer line:>Queerbash him, children. Then I can die happy.
>>154300058Kev is implied to be an immortal hitman? The Carrier said something about Kev killing key historical people.
>>154300058
>>154300199no, i think its just talking about him killing the authority.
>>154297189......thanks doc?
>>154300058>>154300365What's the context?
>>154298738piss off and stop larping that spelling, punctuation, and grammar matter on 4chan or ever did. bonus lame on you being all mods ban someone for not typing how your autism demands. weak af.
>>154300365>>154300538it's from > The Authority: The Magnificent Kevin Issue 5.
>>154300580Are you frustrated? Did I touch a nerve? Don't get upset buddy I am just breaking balls.
>>154300439The Carrier said in one issue Kev killed Buddha and Jesus back in they day. Is in that issue Kev is sent to kill them.
>>154300825Thanks anon.
>>154301071nah im laughing at your lame af attempts to troll and thinking anyone with a brain would ever take you serious. calling you out does not actually = me big mad, seething or anything else you larp I am. because I will just postgod damn look at this clown show seethe his 2nd grade taunts didnt go how he thought they would in his head. try harder kid you're literally just a joke and you larp too hard about others realities. must be your incel energy. lol, lmaoI await your next post with more larps and fake emotions you pretend I have.
>>154300825so we gonna just ignore the kids aren't wrong?
>>154301256You sure take a lot of effort to answer.
>>154301307yeah funny thing exists you might have heard of. desktop computers and monitors and keyboards and mouse. ez-pz to write up a reply that isnt 10 words tops like you're some phone poster lazy. your buttseethe is comically noted.
>>154301088>The Carrier said in one issue Kev killed Buddha and Jesus back in they day. Is in that issue Kev is sent to kill them.i think its just talking about humanity as a whole, not kev specifically
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>>154302466
>>154300825>Edge whining>Literal schizo posting>Two retards fightingBut this page almost makes the rest of this dogshit thread worth it
>>154297390say what you will about the authority character wise, i always loved the carrier and the bleed. would have loved more adventures in said bleed with it. it's just a cool ship.
>>154302876The Wildstorm Bleed and the Snowflake are great models for the multiverse. It's scalable.
>>154299009Does midnighter ever use guns?
>>154300058What do you think of his finale without the authority
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>>154306267i meant regular ones, but thats cool
>>154296918Kind of sounds like an outcome that would take place in a world combining Millar's Authority and Millar's Wanted
Huh, all that stuff is pretty tame compared to what you can find in european comics or japanese mangas. Wasps comics is baby shit.
>>154311633You don't read any of those, you poser
>>154299529They'd presumably be as incompetent as the rest of the russian forces, dying to remote drones
>>154293239what about that time midnighter smothered baby hitler jenny
>>154293383>unironicly
>>154312462I do actually. Why would I even le about that?
>>154293239Is this Millar?
>>154296918>Everything done after Mark Millar fell sick during the second book is not canon.????
>>154311633Mark Millar is European.
>>154294523>Can't greentext>os the archs>Sundelly>They all get capture >capturated
>>154294628All of the edgy shit was Millar, not Ellis.
>>154296918Everything done after Ellis left the book isnt cannon, Millar run marks one of the biggest drop offs in comics history.
>>154317296Ohhh nooo the other guy shit was shitter
>>154317137That rotten little island doesn't count.
>>154317373Sure it does, they all sound like you
