Helluva Loss
This feels a bit like a jab at us, not gonna lieThere is virtually zero chance they know about HIL, right?
>>154297169There is zero chance Viv uses 4chan.
>>154297169>This feels a bit like a jab at us, not gonna lieHow? He's just a skeleton in a noose, lots of people hang themselves or get hanged.>There is virtually zero chance they know about HIL, right?I highly doubt they know of it or care but if they do and that WAS a jab (extremely doubtful) I'd take it as something to be proud of that we influenced them even THAT much.
bzzzz bzzzz
>>154298445Tell me about Bee. Why does she despise the hebrew?
>>154297169Looks nothing like Anon. I doubt that’s a HIL reference.It’d be hilarious if it were, or a BOTF reference.
Dead show, TADC is the new hotness.
>>154297169Imagine grabbing one of her ankles and taking a nice, long lick of her beautiful, plush toebeans!
>>154300405>how to get mauled
>>154300425Worth it.
Verosika's big fat tits in my face please.
>>154300388lmao.
>>154300722But the rabbit is a tranny, so that means its amazing.
>>154300722Still better than Helluva Boss lmao
Would Jax and Blitzo get along? They’re both HUGE train wrecks.
>>154300777Both shows are shit but HB has hotter girls so it wins.
>>154300777Helluva boss has hound babes succubabes and impbabes.TADC has not that.
this brings me back to when undertale was just released. its retarded fanbase shilling it absolutely everywhere, making sure you can't go anywhere without having their diarrhoea shoved down your throat. the principle is exactly the same, except this time it's tadc rather than undertale. it's all so tiresome.
>>154301324There is nothing new under the sun.
Does your bird wife occasionally possess you during sexy times?
>>154301398Verosika is eternally hot, new or not.
>>154301257HNNNNNNNGF
>>154301552Trve.
>>154301667Some say its boring to want to fuck a succubi. I say its a classic for a reason. They have built in handlebars.
>>154301718Classic is a classic for a reason, after all.
>>154300863>>154300956gooner slop.
>>154301810
>>154302353Jokes on you, I love meaty poon.
Hey Octavia! You're looking more purple than usual...
>>154302879Jax vs blitzo would make for an interesting interaction
Pranking Blitzo by kicking him in the balls really, really, really hard.
>>154303016>MY GIGANTIC FUCKING COCK
These threads are sliding abnormally fast now.
>>154303016Pranking Blitzø by asking him out on a date and showing up on time.
>>154304782>simping for Roger the alien in face paintRaise your standards. At this rate you're gonna end up marrying the first crackhead you meet on the street.
>>154304840>talking about standards in a Helluva Boss thread
>>154304907Yes.
SEX
Fish Malk
I think I want to be in the middle of a Vortex and Pinklie sandwich....
I think you should go outside.
I think you're a tourist.
>>154307213Name every imp.
>>154307254Name every hellhound.
>>154307271Name every Goetia.
>>154307281Name every penis.
>>154307293Name the colour of my PJs
>>154307323Name a butt.
>>154307347(You)!
>>154307395Who you calling a butt
enough arguing, post stella
>>154308167Is gud
>>154300722Truly don't get what people see in TADC that shit is so mid that it makes me realize people are fucking cattle that deserve to billionaires playtoys
>>154308167No, poast feesh
going to bednight bros
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>>154300388>>154300722Gonna ramble a bit like a retard as if its not 3 AM were im from but you know its crazy for me to even say this but I think that even if Helluva Boss's ending turned out to be the most sloppy and shoddily put together Stolitz Garbage, It would still somehow be a better ending then whatever the fuck TADC's ending was. The show seems like nothing more than a pity party for a sexually confused latinx in the body of a rabbit that just so happens to have some references to SOMA and I Have No Mouth mixed in.Jax and Blitzo (and Stolas) may all be part of the "massive asshole you're suppose to apparently love and sympathize with because they're queer" club, but somehow I find Blitzo to be a far more "likable" asshole and protagonist (yes I consider Jax the protagonist even if its technically Pomni because of how focused the show is on the purple faggot). We already know everything about Blitzo and his major malfunctions pretty early on, he doesnt exactly hide it. And unlike with Mr. Rabbit who's big Movieworthy reveal is that he is the Co-President of the Pantied and Sissified Club alongside Moxxie, there is no big endgame reveal for why Blitz is a dick. He had a shitty life and a long sequence of many bad choices and actions turned him into the massive scumbag who kills for money he is today, which he regrets but also has a lot of difficulty repenting for. But somehow Blitz was able to make some amends to the people he wronged and pushed away (like with Fizz), unlike Jax. How shitty of a character do you have to be to make Blitzo's character and arc look good in comparison lol.
>>154300833Ironically I think Blitz would get fed up and tired of Jax's shit really fast. If Blitz was sent to the Circus and forced to be part of their crew he might at first get along with Jax and his assholery, but I think he'd change his tune when he sees just how abusive and unhinged Jax is. Like I know Blitz is a bit of a crazy killer demon with fucked up morals, but he never was abusive on the same scale as Jax (Okay maybe with Moxxie but Moxxie actually has backbone and at the end of the day both Imps respect each other and if Blitzo ever went to far with his antics Moxxie would make it clear). Jax basically just doing nothing but bullying and dominating girls for his own twisted gratification. It's all projection and a way to cope with how much of an awful person he is. Blitz would see a bit of himself in Jax and given how much Blitz hates himself he would not go easy on Jax. He'd eventually take the side of the others and force Jax to stop, and frankly compared to Blitzo, Jax is smallfry.
>>154303016I want to make Blitzo my Abuse Goblin Er, well in this case, Abuse Imp.
>>154304840>Implying Roger the Alien isnt hot as fuckBut yeah why simp for Blitzo when you can simp for Roger himself. I mean Roger can be any person you want and is frankly way better at doing drag and pretending to be a woman then Blitzo or Moxxiee ever could. Like idk what alien bullshitery he does to give some of his female personas the curves and tits that he does.
Sex with Bee.
>>154311530Literally me
>>154315708>>154311530>Bee but she does the pose.
>>154301257>Well now, I'm afraid I'm going to have to impregnate you all now.
>>154313710>and pretending to be a womanWhat's a woman?
>tfw you've been married to Loona for several years and she keeps getting banned from the PTA meetings
>>154302918Agreed. They’d have sex off and on.
>>154317238I tell you HUWHAT
>>154317238>>154318824>Anon and loona end up adopting a bobby-like hellhound
>>154313710roger is better than blitzo by far but moxxie is way cuter though
>>154318880They'd probably adopt two or three because Loona is a softy and would wanna save as many as possible from that place.
Sex
>>154320067>loona is struck with baby fever and wants to adopt as many hellhound pups as she can>anon is worried for her sake
>octavia decides to try out a new lookhow would you react?
>>154321056>"Loona... you know I'd love to but you know we can't adopt all of them, right?"
>>154321161>anon and loona decide to start a non-profit organization for disenfranchised hellhounds>they petition bee for her help (and funding)
>>154321227If Anon works at the hotel like I think he might, I bet Charlie wouldn't mind contributing provided she was able. The issue is I don't know that she could if the hotel is still struggling or that her involvement would be a good idea lmao
>>154321041Kommt zu mir.
>>154321227>>154321403It would be nice to get more lore on the Hellhound Adoption Center bit. Anon and Loona could ask Bee to help, but given she signs off on adoptions, it sounds like she has some amount of oversight already, so I wonder if she's just not inclined to help make the situation better, or if she just has her hands tied by the other Sins in some fashion.I don't think Charlie (at present) would even bother to help. She is so insanely hyper focused on Sinners, I wouldn't be shocked that she has literally no idea what Hellborn demons are going through. I do hope Hazbin ever brings this to light though and has Charlie overcome that blind spot though.
>>154321403>I don't know that she could if the hotel is still struggling>The hotel funded by the literal king of hell>StrugglingWas the problem of not having enough money to run the hotel ever a concern for charlie on the show?
>>154322176I don't know because I don't watch the show.
BeryPicker here, back from LA, what did I miss? >>154301257Nice, Mayberry.>>154308167Let's be serious about this.
How could goetia women even compete?
>>154308167What is Stella's powerscaling levell?
>>154322593She probably regenerates like Andre. That's about it.
>>154322593Best mama 0///0
>>154322593I think she is, in theory, capable of magic, all goetias probably are, but she's never been taught how to use it and has never had a "life or death" moment like octavia did when saving her dad, so she has 0 idea how to do magic
Loona bros, is this true?
>>154323340100% accurate and I can fix her.
>>154323340Together, we're incel together.
Post some lady butts.
>>154323340To be fair, Hellhounds seem dependent on whatever master they have to teach them how to behave properly.Blitz is her dad so...you can imagine how effective he would be.
>>154323160I doubt Stella's capable of doing anything really. Typical pampered noble.
how would their relationship look like?young aspiring witch and her summon?
>>154326965>Octavio becomes her familiar>Solas shows up to protect her sonWould be funny.
>>154322593Multi dimensional solar level, minimum.
>>154327037>>Octavio becomes her familiar>unlike anon, who ends up making a deal with stolas for magic, femanon is actually an up and coming witch who dabbles in actual esoteric shit>decides to summon a demon and, by sheer chance, gets octavio>he thinks hes in trouble at first, but quickly calms down once he realizes the one who stole him is just some lonely femcel>they talk and get to know eachother, bonding over various subjects like music and space stuff>eventually solas shows up with brimstone in her eyes, ready to tear nona apart limb by limb for daring to trap her beloved boy, only for him to step in front of her and save the human>which he shouldnt have, solas realizes, as he should have been trapped in a circle of salt and pentagrams>nona had actually let octavio out a few hours ago, trusting that he wont tear her throat out or something>he calms his mom down, then turns around before leaving and tells nona that its been fun and they should keep in touch>”just..try summoning me on a saturday next time, thats usually when mom is busy with her stuff”
>>154327168Cute.
>familiar OctavioHe better ride on her shoulder sometimes like an owl. But still with the beanie on his head.
>>154327293>octavio wants to show nona his ”true” demon form>thing is, outside of hell he has a lot less power to work off of>as a result, his final transformation is less intimidating than he had hoped>at least she thinks its cute>also, getting enveloped by a girls breasts while in his bird form is not something he expected to enjoy as much as he does
Back to formula...
It's not fair that I can't bury my face in a pair of furry tits.
>>154327556>"Millie, my most esteemed wife. I currently find myself in the throes of unimaginable lust and require that you equip your expertly crafted, Asmodean titanium-tipped strap-on so that you may tear my rear entrance asunder whilst stimulating my prostate. Post haste, my dear! Before that accursed wretch Blitzo returns with a camera!">A crudely drawn picture of Blitzo enters the scene>"Hello I say swears a lot and also I am very gay for an owl.">Before the show can end, it's apparently Loona's turn for a line.>*SCENE MISSING*>FIN
>>154327697May you one day find that pair of fluffy demoness tits.
>>154327697dont we all...
>>154323340Not a Loona bro and it's true. Same with Lute and the exorcists in Hazbin btw. It's just a shame that we'll only get a beta femcel uprising in Hazbin and not Loona trying or thinking about trying one in Helluva.
how would you help her cope with her family issues?
The good thing about Loona being a femcel is that we can bond over our autism.
>playing office games with Loona on slow days
>>154327556>Mayberry sad>You hug and cuddle her>Mayberry is no longer sad, she is happy.>Fin>>154328174Take her here.
Cuddling demonesses...
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>>154329243I want Loona.
>>154329258Here ya go.
>>154329088feathery floof in your face...
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I wonder if its possible to "redeem" hellborn
>>154330883Can't fix what ain' broke.
>>154330883It's possible, though compared to sinners it can be easier or harder. >>154322593>>154323160I agree that all Goetians have some arcane abilities to varying skill levels, though those like Stolas and Andre only use the arcane because of their proficiency with it - while those like Vassago would be more akin spellswords or battlemages. Though Stella is a duelist due to her little arcane abilities - this would hinder her power scaling.
>>154313710>>154319354Isn't it weird that both Blitzo and Moxxie have cartoon alien versions of themselves that are basically better. I know Zim and Mox are not one for one in the slightest but still.
>>154332848>Isn't it weird that both Blitzo and Moxxie have been heavily influenced by other characters completely unrelated to hazbin or helluva?No, it means that vivzie has 0 creativity and no problems ripping off other franchises
>>154329282Man I miss when the fic was still going and we looked forward to chapters as they came out. On the other hand I'm glad Ficanon decided to give it an actual conclusion instead of leaving it in limbo.
Sexo
>>154332848You mean Orthopox 13
>>154334931Lol
>>154327697I mean you can, but it's not societally acceptable.
>>154335896Those aren't the furry tits I'm interested in
So Viv just got a dinosaur movie announced.
>>154333426At least we got botf to look forward to
>>154336683AH, SOOT MUTT!
Can someone explain to me why the Japanese have 0 disdain for Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss? I's genuinely surreal seeing it get frequently casually mentioned lile this, compared on how it always results in sperg outs over here.
>>154337008>Bright (or at least consistently cherry-red) colours>Simple if not cute and sometimes sexy designs.>Massive catering towards fujos (because Viv is a fujo herself) who will make up a shit load of the merch sales.>Westaboos.
>>154337008Because Japan is based and has taste. Their fandom actually knows how to enjoy things instead of chimping out over politics, pairings or a character they don't like. They're side of Twitter is genuinely sweet and comfy, meanwhile almost every post by an amerigolem is about some other form of drama and how tired they are it. I sometimes wonder what I did to deserve incarnating as an amerimutt. I don't even get maid cafes with good merch. lol
>>154337008Japan, the nation that kicked off the modern isekai genre? I'm gonna hazard a guess that the vast majority of them are attracted to trash.>>154337984>Their fandom actually knows how to enjoy things instead of chimping out overpairings>japan>the nation that coined the term fujo>the nation whose manga fans post pictures of their torn up manga collections when their waifu gets a love interest they don't likeLMAO
SEEEEEX
>>154338855>Japan, the nation that kicked off the modern isekai genre? I'm gonna hazard a guess that the vast majority of them are attracted to trashThis is indeed, true. They are not what too many weebs think they are. but I rather not start that conversation here. >LMAOLmao, indeed.
>>154340036After marriage, Anon.
Buzz.
>>154340036KOMM ZU MIR
>>154340718I came across these lil ones at the Natural History Museum. Sadly my phone's power button was being very finicky, so I could not get many photos. No giant honeycomb like at the one in NYC.
>>154340832Foxes are such neat little guys.
women with snout are superior
>>154341171Indeed, also found this little guy.
>>154297169It’s not a reference to anything, but if it was it would be about the twitter and bluesky posters sending death threats over the Chaz music video. Not some random 4chan shit.
>>154317926There’s no way anyone here actually like CAAAAAWDEN CAAAAANDYYYYY right? I expected redditors and twitterfags to like that shit but it really has to be the worst song in all of both Hazbin and Helluva Boss. It’s that fucking bad.
>>154337008I don't think I've ever seen someone who isn't American complain about this show. That applies not only to HB, but many other things, too. Americans feel an incessant need to complain on the Internet about the most insignificant of things, and focus a lot of energy on whining about things they don't like, instead of just not giving a shit and doing something productive. HB has a sizeable following in more conservative countries such as Russia, or the aforementioned Japan, and the people there who don't like it simply don't talk about it.Why Americans are driven to such action will always remain a mystery to me, but I suspect it might have something to do with being jealous of their more successful compatriots becoming popular, thus triggering low-level coping mechanisms in others, in order to cover up their own failings in life.
Reminds me of how twitterfags got their panties in a bunch over Panty and Stocking season 2 and drawing comparisons between it and Hazbin for some reason.You’re not allowed to sincerely enjoy things online, you have to have a shit-eating grin and a snarky attitude while discussing anything. Us westerners are just too
>>154341704What's Moxxie doing in the museum exhibit?
Just remember that flashgitz unintentionally make a Helluvaverse OC
>>154343281impni...
>>154343264Making extra money for I.M.P.
>>154343281Pomnimp?
>>154343336Spaceking is so cringe
>>154343336Spaceking is so based
oh no!
>>154337984>>154342785Sounds like a lot of words just to say non-americans are prone to consoomer mentality.
>Octavia and Loona switch personalitiesHow would you feel?
>>154344023what would even be the difference anyway?they both have daddy issues, they are both socially unexperienced, they are both goth, they are both kinda bitchy
>>154344046... I dunno. They swap accents? Loona acts less mature and whiny and Octavia becomes more outwardly hostile, vulgar and meanspirited?
>Loona walks into the office wearing a suit>Moxxie doesn't notice at first>Loona mimics all his gestures while he's talking with his back turned>hits him with her best Moxxie impression>ends with Moxxie fuming and storming out of the office
>>154343985You're not as smart, or different, as you think you are.
>>154338855>majority of japan is attracted to trash>majority of japanese creatives are producing kinohow do u explain this
>>154342785This can be partially true even if very schizoed, but you are underselling how much the anglophone thought dominates almost all countries with a few exceptions, like Russia and Japan.I live in a shithole where barely anyone can speak English, yet all opinions I hear about HazHell are carbon copies of some amerishart rambling session.
>>154342785>Why Americans are driven to such action will always remain a mystery to me, but I suspect it might have something to do with being jealous of their more successful compatriots becoming popular, thus triggering low-level coping mechanisms in others, in order to cover up their own failings in life.Not an inaccurate observation (don't know if you're American or not), I also thinking it has to do with the extreme (but not really since it's corporatized and marketed as fuck) sense of individuality westerners, but namely americans, are raised with. It makes everyone incredibly unpleasant and rude. Like I said, I wonder what I did to have my soul shoved in an amerigolem body for this incarnation.
I really like this fish
>>154345867This reminds me of a question. What did the sea smell like before women swam in it?
