*Clears Throat*>Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine
>>154301737>A Survivor animated movieWho asked for this?>The contestants will be cartoon animalskek what the fuck
>>154301774>Who asked for this?Object shows with Survivor gameplay and Total Drama ripoffs are pretty popular
>>154301774>Who asked for this?Cocaine.>what the fuckCocaine.
>>154301737This is going to be a Paramount version of Total Drama.
>>154301774>"Say, I got an idea for a show about cartoon animals trying to survive on an island.">"Sounds like that old reality tv show, Survivor. Well, we own the trademark. Let's just slap the name on it."Brand recognition, bub.
>>154301737>You guys are on my mind
>>154301737>>154302011You asked me what I wanted to be
>>154301774>>154301737might as well an original ip
>>154302037And now I think the answer is plain to see
>>154301737>Survivor animated movieOkay, could be interes->They're animals...Fucking why?
>>154301774This could be a fun parody, some of these shows are very formulaic and fun to mock.Also furry bucks.Furries have no standards, if they put a mildly attractive female/bara design and say they are naked due to a challenge or rule in the show you can bet your ass they will nut in the theaters.Never underestimate the low standards of some people.
>>154301878Wrong, this is a top-down branding initiative. Silly you assuming it ever started as a creative-driven idea.Don't believe me? Take a look at the press statement they sent out with the announcement. Read and despair.>This project underscores Paramount’s ability to fully leverage its ecosystem — extending a powerful CBS-born franchise into animation and theatrical, and activating IP across divisions to drive new audiences and cultural reach.
>>154302171I wanna be famous.
>>154301737i'm ngl if they get a good writer behind this I can see this being good enough to be a franchise I will watch
>>154301774>Who asked for this?Me>>154302474>>They're animals>...Fucking why?Because animal characters are non-controversial >>154303469Unironically this.
>>154303279I WANNA BE
>>154301737What a weird collision of my interests. US Survivor is a fucking joke now. This tracks with how hard they've tried to make it "a family show."
>>154304553>US Survivor is a fucking joke now.What happened?
>>154304581Shortened the format from 39 days to 26 days because of COVID. Hasn't changed location in 18 seasons. Stopped casting "villains" since that doesn't fit the new family friendly image. Tons of gimmicky twists that break the game. It still has its moments, but it's a shell of its glory days in the 2000s.
>>154304502I wanna live close to the sun
>>154304974Well, pack your bags 'cause I've already won
>>154301737Predict the next reality show to get an animated movie:>The Amazing Race>American Idol>The Apprentice>The Bachelor>Big Brother>Love Island>Keeping Up With the Kardashians>The Real Housewives>The Real World
>>154301737They're just pulling random shit out of a hat
>>154301737It better be good. This is the same company that just got an Among Us cartoon released that was shockingly good. It better be on par with that.
>>154301737unless the animals have genitals and fuck, it's a hard pass for me
>>154305305Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
>>154301737>Furries are a stupid pick for SurvivorIsn’t the whole point human capabilities, even if it’s staged?>Furries are ideal for animated SurvivorPlaying up animal capabilities and the weird shit is suited to animation thoughinb4 they change the ending
>>154307189Who’s saying this?
>movie opens>"HELLO MUDDAH">"HELLO FADDUH"
>>154305001Everything to prove, nothing in my way
>>154305305>The Amazing Race AnimatedThis sounds like a goldmine. Imagine Wacky Races but around the world with less cars and more on foot shenanigans. Has there really been no shows like that? Survivor had TDI
>>154307665>Imagine Wacky Races but around the world with less cars and more on foot shenanigansYou mean like The Great Race or It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World
>>154305611Please tell me this isn't realI don't want to fuck up my search history
>>154307708Never seen either
>>154301737Looney Tunes already did it
>>154301737>cartoon animalsI know it won't happen but imagine if by some blue moon it channelled the kino energy of Surf's Up
>>154307797It was very much a real show. Basically it's a bunch of lispy new yorker twinks giving a straight guy a make over so he can get pussy.
When they say "animals" do they mean like actual animals I.e Animal Farm, Babe or do they mean "ANIMALS" i.e Yiff in hell?
>>154305305>FeatureDeadliest Catch>SeriesBelow Deck
>>154303168Hard to think of a more soulless sell line
>>154307442>Marge! Is Lisa on Camp Grenada?
>>154301774Survivorfags. They eat up anything remotely related to Survivor.
>Total Drama is in limbo when it's 20th anniversary is coming up>furry Survivor gets announcedJust fucking end me.
>>154311897unfortunately true. I'm still watching survivorslop
>>154305305This is also a thing that’s happening.https://www.animationmagazine.net/2026/06/the-osbournes-animated-series-in-talks-says-sharon/
>>154301737Ellison has made Paramount such a Souless uncreative husk… good luck WB
>>154303279Courtney is so friggin hot, bros...
>>154314757But they had the Among Us cartoon release a few weeks ago
>>154312878Ozzy better have fucking subtitles.
>>154307968Watch em both, they're great.
>>154315920That was made before the the Ellisons take over though
>>154315920The cartoon was in production in 2024 Ellison bought Paramount in 2025
People have been making survivorlikes with cartoon magical animals for years now, whats the big deal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqa0RcAnwFw
>>154301774>>A Survivor animated movie>>The contestants will be cartoon animalsThe concept in it of itself is so utterly baffling I'm honestly hooked on that alone. What the actual fuck is this going to be?
>>154307603>I'll get there one day
>>154301737Just so long as they don't give anyone involved with Survivor another beloved fantasy series to butcher
>>154319594CAUSE I WANNA BEEEEEEEEFAMOUS
>>154319700Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
>>154305305>American IdolSing?
>>154304581Jeff can't say Come on in Guys anymore because it was triggering to some fags.
