>named brainy smurf>not brainy, just an obnoxious nerd>never does anything smart or clever or even helpful>just dickrides papa smurfis he just there to be hated
>>154317619Yes, he's pretty much a personification of a Twitch mod.
I'm watching the episode where Jokey got his jokebook taken by Brainy and he decided to run away from the villageThat's a common theme in the cartoon, Smurfette did that too when the mouse died
>>154317619do you think brainy is his actual name or just a name he gave himself and insisted everybody call him that
>>154317619I would totally fuck him up the ass
>>154320164how do the smurf names work? surely nobody looks at a baby and says "that fucker right there is gonna be greedy smurf"
>>154320369They probably hold off on giving them a name (though they're more like titles) until they figure out their aptitudes or personality traits.
>>154317619He is brainy, though. He's the youngest smurf that's even remotely capable of magic. Give him a hundred more years of book-learning and learning to be humble, and you'll have the next Papa.
>>154320608>>154320369I mean they have a baby smurf and they just call him baby smurf, they probably wont call him that forever
his real name is just glass smurf
>>154317619polish dub called him Smug Smurf
>>154320234I'm telling Papa Smurf.
>>154320369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3Y3lwCr66QIt works like this. Babies are just called "Babyneedsaname" until a fitting name comes to them
>>154317619>>154320164>not brainy, just an obnoxious nerd>never does anything smart or clever or even helpful>just dickrides papa smurfThey couldn't get the name "Fart-sniffer Smurf" past the censors.
>>154322905ill fuck him up the ass also
>>154317619Because his original name is Glasses Smurf (Schtroumpf à Lunettes).Westerners just associate glasses with nerds.
>>154323554Hes sexy smurf
one time I saw smurfs fetish porn of smurfette being tickled in some stupid fetish machine, and the part that pissed me off about it was, not that it was weird fetish art, but that the description said it was Brainy Smurfs latest invention.Brainy doesn't invent SHITHANDY Smurf is the inventor.Sick of seeing non-lore accurate fetish porn
>>154321817the episode about baby smurf's first word suggest baby will be the next papa
>>154317619DamnTake THAT Brainy Smurf
>>154317619HEY PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YOUR ASS
>>154317619>>154320164His non-translated name is actually glasses smurf meaning he's not smart but acts like it because he has glasses.
>>154324460YEAH LICK MY ASS BITCH!
>>154317619They never exiled anybody from the village because Papa Smurf was just as much an alchemist as Gargamel. It only comes up on the rare occasions they're trading with other races that their main currency is transmuted gold arms and legs.
Jokey Smurf is also an asshole and he isn't funny
PAPA SMURF SAYS *I* GET TO RIDE HIS DICK AND PAPA SMURF IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>>154324460>>154324608https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LArVQOr-vGU
>>154326038>video is age restricted>wants me to watch on youtube, requiring me to login instead of being able to embed it and watch it in a little window in the threadsorry not worth the effort
How does Smurfette handle all those smurfs
was papa smurf the previous brainy smurf
>>154326696GNAP
>>154324262maybe he decided to get off his ass and finally use his intellect and the only thing he could make was a tickle fetish machine that benefits nobody except those with the kink
>>154328471Did he jerk it off screen?
How Smurf are we?