This is a Redwall thread, you bloody bastard.
>>154322957If I had a quarter for every medieval story about mice knights I'd have like a quarter which isn't a lot but it's more than a dime
>>154322957I wish we had gotten that 4th season
>>154323008Chinese rats
>>154323694What would the 4th season be about?
CLUNYCLUNYCLUNYCLUNYCLUNY
>>154325167Really wanted Mariel but we never got it.
>>154325282Cluny is a loony!
>>154325167it was going to be Mossflower
>>154325282best death
>Abbey DwellersFatasses, all of them! Fuck you and your mouse god!
>>154325282Clueless and funny
>>154325550some of those feast scenes read like the authors fat fetish fantasies.
>>154323008Also Mice Templar, although I've never read it or heard anyone talk about it.
The Redwallers were racist as fuck
>>154325785They literally were
Why were all the snakes evil?
>>154322957How does this hold up? I liked the book.
>>154328681sexo
>>154325167What the relevant book was I'd assume
>>154328744its a good show!
>>154322957wow these new woke skaven designs from DEIhammer really suck
>>154326404It was shite. Ugly contrived on brand image comics ultra violent philosophically up its own ass shite.
>>154329244Cover looks cool to me.
>>154322957Hey, I'm no bastard!!
I only read the first book. Does the cartoon have cute mousewives?
>>154322957>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYig5GSOoQ
>>154331306yup
>>154322957The last redwall series book i read was Long Patrol. i still have to read *looks at list*oh fuck
>>154332725Long Patrol's the last one I really enjoyed.
>>154332745the first redwall book i ever read was salamandastronit was junior high. goofing around in the library with my best friend before the bus came. he would get dragons of pern shit. i saw some hardcover with a nice jacket of the spine. pulled it off the shelf and there it was. a fucking badger in plate mail. i already played dungeons and dragons and my brain exploded. i was like what the heavenly FUCK is this brain candy? kept reading up to the bellmaker. probably more than 20 years before i, purely by chance, saw a copy of long patrol at a family friends' house in another state. it was in the throw away pile at the school they worked and had grabbed it on a whim. they said i could have it. felt like seeing salamandastron for the first time again. when i finished it i donated it to a charity book store downtown. hopefully some kid will find it and enjoy it
>>154332782The first one I read was The Bellmaker and then I went back through and read them all. If you're a D&D fan, do a search for an RPG called Primrose. It can be had for free, is made by a fa/tg/uy, and hits all those Redwall vibes.
>>154332898Primrose sounds amazing. Thanks anon. Will see if I can get guys at the game store to get a game of this up
>>154332898>primroselooking at it now. seems cool, for a long time i've been thinking of using pathfinder and homebrew any animal abilities. an anthro setting might actually be pretty great. there are already some races that can be used. aarocrokra, tengu, kenku, gnolls, grippli, lizardfolk, catfolk, ratfolk, and a few others could work. it wouldn't be too hard to come up with scalable racial abilities/feats for anything else
>>154332590Oh awesome!