Wait a minute they're 9 years old , still playing with toys Also technology bad cuz games what, just kind of tired of being a lecture too by a trillion dollar company
>>154329900what if the ipad got horny for you and started trying to manipulate you into fucking her?
>some crackhead really thought Lilypad was going to be a switch 2.
>>154329900>Ok Lilypad, now you're responding to the name "Ribbit" and will please me in every way i ask you to.
this is not funny anymore
>>154331118What if the ipad started flashing you random shots of huge tits from various sources?
ipad goes bye bye
>>154329900I would just be fucking my barbie dolls, especially Midge. Jessie too, but she needs upgrades.
>>154331332Friend in me
Why did woody have bald
>>154332423Toby's vision
>>154329900It's clearly propaganda for the "child social media bans", aka forced ID verification"Tech BAD"
>>154329900You mock, but kids literally can't even read anymore.
>>154332524Publicly displaying every person's age and country of origin would improve the internet immensely.
>>154332423humiliation ritual
>>154332639No it wouldn't faggot. Just strike India and Israel with an EMP so we don't have to deal with them for awhile. Then do it again if they try to come to our Internet.
>>154332489That also is why his belly is biggerFriend inside him
Is toy story 5 worse of better than 4?
>>154332639hey, that would improve this shithole a lot, unironically.
>>154332656better than 4, but that's like saying eating dirt is better than eating shit.
>>154332656It's a bit better.
>>154332656They said don’t use iPhone so much and everyone clapped
>>154332423Him having a bald spot due to his hat rubbing away the paint on his head was already a thing in Toy Story 2.What makes absolutely no sense is him having a fucking beer gut. Not just because he's a toy, but he was out in the fucking wild. If anything, he should be fucking jacked, but they portray him like he spent the entire time between movies wasting away on a couch pounding beers.
>>154332875I think it's supposed to be his voice box coming loose.
>>154332897didn't he give it away to that doll in the fourth movie?
>>154332932Must be his replacement stuffing then.
Is scrolling the next smoking? Should smartphones be allowed from certain age?
>>154332969It’s the friend inside him
>>154331332>>154332408>>154333124>two more days
>>154333306Two more days before i go insane
>>154333306Two more days until Asgore's favorite cowboy Puppet show.
Saw it yesterday and it was better than TS4. I actually liked that it gave Jessie more focus, it had about 5 emotional parts in a row though which wasnt really given time to sit between each point. Mr Smarty Pants is a good character even if it can be seen as le epic meme character, actually made me laugh desu. I would really need to see it again to pick out parts that I didn't like for reasons other than "that wouldnt happen in real life" like the Buzz section in the final arc. It also wasnt heavy on the "muh tech bad" and took a more balanced view of tech is good and can be used with traditional forms of play and its also about who you connect with and why than trying to fit in. I'd definitely recommend it to anons who are fans of the series, like I said its much better than 4.
>>154332875Stuffing clumps up and shifts inside toys with time
>>154332639And yet youre using the place that is by design anonymous rather than the one that makes your location public.
>>154329900The movie clearly goes out of its way to say that technology in of itself is not bad just that it cannot be solely the only way your child entertains and makes connections. Hell Jessie herself during the movie realizes "games" are actually fun too. You cannot just dump an iPad on a kid and call it a day. Lilypad is also the reason that Bonnie makes friends with Blaze in the first place.
>>154334639>You cannot just dump an iPad on a kid and call it a day. *Thousands of Karens furiously shakes their fists*
>>154329900Keep playing with toys. Keep buying toys. Keep consuming product.
>>154334842Wow you are so smart
>>154332189Theyre called advertisements
