Alright Cosmo, Wanda. I wish>I had 150 IQ>people always got all their nutritional needs met if they aren't already>people would always lose weight without doing anything if they're overweight>people would heal perfectly from any injury in seconds>any injuries that healed already would be fixed the right way>people's bodies would fix any defects they were born with>anyone that gets older than 26 would go back to being 26 and stay there>everyone gets magically vaccinated against all infectious diseases every year successfully and without side effects!>oh, and everyone has telepathy and can broadcast thoughts and images to everyone else but everybody can choose who they mentally connect with or not>... also I wish I had a motorcycle!
>>154339316GOD SHUT UP YOU BEAVER MOUTH FAGGOT
>>154339316I wish OP was dead
>>154339316I wish>That Anti-Cosmo never disappeared from the cast>Veronica & Trixie got more character development and focus episodes>Sparky never existed>"Contradictory Counterparts" was the official finale> That "One Crazy Spring in Dimmsdale ' was brought back and finished>"Welcome to the World Timantha" and "The Boy Who Would stay Queen" both finally got updated with new chapters> Camp Sherwood ends in my lifetime>Timmy/Veronica was the canon endgame>Timantha was brought back to make Trixie happy
>>154339748Still can't believe that image is from Fairly OddBaby LMFAO.
>>154339316>remove all of life's hardships and struggles and make it so that no one ever experiences pain again in any way, shape or form>realize that without those existence is just a long stretch of unchanging stasis that offers no incentive to grow, evolve or become something greater than ourselves>?????????????>profit!
>>154339316Cosmo, Wanda, I wish>i was a quirky autistic black girl>that you two became pop-its instead of fish>Chester and A.J. get replaced with a non binary boy and a Asian girl>I had a super rich rival who’s related to Doug Dimmadome>Poof finally grew up>I loved french fries>Vicky, Crocker and other main characters got reduced to a one episode appearance>Oh, and a crazy person sends me literal death threats due to their obsession with me and hatred for my rival>…also I wish I had a penny farthing!
>>154339989>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SUFFER BECAUSE... YOU JUST DO, OKAY?????
>>154340051Hmm…This sounds awfully familiar.
>>154339316I wish OP died from his axe wound blood infection after making this shit thread.
>>154340051>>I had a super rich rival who’s related to Doug DimmadomeDidn't the OG show technically have Remy Buxaplenty?
>>154340114>[*10,000 years later*]>FUUUUUUCK I AM SO FUCKING BOOOOORRRRRRED!!!!!!
>>154340051>"You got it, Timmy!">Timmy suddenly starts shitting coins>"Oops, I thought you said penny farting!"
>make "Israel" dissapear!*Jorgen appears*>TIMMY TURNER! That's against DA RULES. Since 1945, by the way.
>>154340185>And I wish people could choose to die whenever they want.Fixed, enjoy the end of history for as long as you want.
>>154339316>I had 150 IQA godchild cannot wish for good grades.A godchild cannot wish to win a competition or use magic to win one because that would be cheating. Godparents can give their godchild any skills or abilities they want and help them show off, but just for fun, not profit.>anyone that gets older than 26 would go back to being 26 and stay thereA godkid cannot wish for themselves or other people to not age.
So you can wish for global gender segregation but you can’t wish for higher IQs or to end world hunger
>>154340468Global gender segregation would probably lead to the extinction of humanity so it'd necessitate the creation of a new rule. Generally speaking, god children cannot break earth laws.
>>154339989All of the wishes OP said wouldn't remove the need to work or acquire resources to sustain yourself (beyond having your nutritional needs met). It would just make it that no one has any excuses to not contribute or have a meaningful life. A species comprised entirely of immortals immune to all diseases that can't be crippled and don't have to worry about mental illnesses wouldn't be free of struggle or hardship, it would just mean that everyone is on an even playing field, and everyone by default has the capacity to put themselves into a good position in life.
>Gen Alpha Timmy turner be like “Cosmo, Wanda, I asked chatGPT to make all my wishes for me, here you go”>*hands them a list of really boring and safe wishes like wishes for funny colored clothing and the latest super soaker water gun from mattel*
>>154340650(And yes I did say "from Mattel" to trigger any /toy/ anons who happen to be reading this )
>>154339316Wishing away all of life's struggles invalidates the needs for fairies, and there's probably some dumb rule in Da Rules that prevents you from doing some things on this list, like you can't wish people are healthy if it has to do with their teeth, since only the Tooth Fairy can grant tooth-related wishes.
>>154340572>no one has any excuses to not contribute or have a meaningful lifeBut theres the rub; something like 98% of all humans that have ever lived dont know jack shit about what a "meaningful life" actually looks like. Toss a stone at some random jackoff and they'll likely tell you a meaningful life is one without pain and strife, which OP's wishes would eliminate. Baring any of that, most people would simply shut down as there would be no point to anything. All human activities are means to stave off entropy, that inexorable march towards death that we all endure, in even the smallest of degrees. Remove entropy altogether and what are we left with? What is there for us to actually do in such a world?
>>154340764>What is there for us to actually do in such a world?Whatever you want.
>>154340879In a world without want? How?
>>154340917Humans want more than just not getting old and not hurting.
>>154340468Apparently
>>154341084>Psychological needs are enough to liveLet me guess, you need more?
