>>154347234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li8ZqVGzDXQ

only years later i understand that the fat guy was supposed to represent roger ebert and the butt of the joke.
Then nearly 2 decades later internet critics for whatever reason turned him into his god, and suddenly all movies go to shit. Coincidence?

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What an intro

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Why did WB never use them again?

>>154347524
Only use case I could really see for them is Duck Dodgers.

>>154347234
God, 90s CGI was a mistake sometimes.
>>154347275
Problem is, Ebert was cream of the crop even back then. Hollywood was always sucking just by him existing, it just got to the point of no return after 2012 or so.
>>154347524
They got lazy that they only bothered to break them out for TTG.

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>What are you doing here?
>I gotta take you back. You got baseball practice
>I can't. I'm helping my friends in their basketball game
>.....Uh, Michael. You know that your friends are cartoon characters?
>Yeah. So?
>No, nothing. Doesn't bother you, doesn't bother me. Let me help. Let me help. I can help. I can help. Let me help
>What can you do?
>Well, I mean. I may not be very tall, BUT... I'm slow

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>male nudity: Funny.
>female nudity: VERBOTEN!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57AgFrhEURk

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>>154347275
Ebert almost always had shit takes on movies. The nigga had a hate boner against all the horror classics of the 80s he was a retard boomer with no taste

>>154347725
This is still hot you gotta admit it though