Today is Sonic's 35th birthday, and he is still the most powerful in fiction. Discuss the king and how effortlessly he beats composite fiction.
>>154352304>Sonic's 35th birthdayDude what are you doing here? Why are you so old? Don't you have a family and kids or something?
Is Sonic a wizard now? He never scored.
>>154352304KINGjo SatoCHAD won the last thread and humiliated Makima and all the CSMkeks btw
>>154352460>Base Sonic victim won the [jobber contest] alongside [the other jobbers]Yep
Sometimes I wonder what Sonic's bussy would feel like...
Is there a single nu-shonen verse CHADsta doesn't just obliterate?
>>154352304Kratos can do this, too. Just because we've never seen him outrun the Flash doesn't mean he can't
>instantly barking against his superiors Yup, I know who won
>>154352304>Today is Sonic's 35th birthdayCool.>and he is still the most powerful in fiction. No.
>>154352483Post this guy holding hands with a girl at the end of his series.
>>154352483Meliodas gapes him and grooms all the underage girls in his verse
>>154352557I didn't watch 7DS after season 1 because I already foresaw it getting quite bad. How high does Melodias scale? I know Asta can be wanked to planetary by multipliers.
>>154352557He probably does actually, meliodas might be the strongest nushonen
>>154352502Makes sense, I've never seen Flash or Sonic do this.
>>154352304>Proceeds to spinach stomp Sonic's and Mario's verse at the same time
>>154352613Does he stand a chance here
>>154352448he technically did if we count archie?
>>154352826That's only as Ultra Sonic though.And it isn't Chaos Magic, but probably whatever Naugy uses.So just like, elements and portals.
>>154352649fUUUUUUAAARK
>>154352808canon event for both characters
>>154353004That crocodile just saved countless children btw
>>154353004I feel like you could dismiss this as being because it is a dream.But if you did that, then you'd also have to make the concession that most of Sonic Shuffle is in a dream and thereby not bound by standard rules of reality.
>>154352877no i mean he fuckedhe has kids with Sally named after his siblings from underground of all thingshe can't have sex in the games because there's too many kids playing them
>>154353088I am a moron.I only got as far as wizard before I replied.
>>154353097it's okay, you read it fast. sonic would approve.
>>154353056I mean doesn't the same game have you outrun a black hole?
The winner? GODnic the KINGOFKINGSONEABOVECHRISTHIMSELFhog
AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH I CAN’T HELP IT! I CAN’T STOP SEETHING ABOUT SATORU GOJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
>>154353236Sonic GAWD, just out of curiosity what is your favorite sonic game?
>>154352304>he is still the most powerful in fiction.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154353189Funny. So are there any announcements scheduled for today?
>>154353350Ah I went and answered my own question.Yes, there is an announcement stream scheduled for 6 AM EST tomorrow.
>>154352304>Today is Sonic's 35th birthday, and he is still the most powerful in fiction. Discuss the king and how effortlessly he beats composite fiction.
>FAGly and FAGoku ankle biting when they have already turned into canonically FAGGOTS seeing Sonic's cute tight blue virgin assholeDone.
>>154352304>Today is Sonic's 35th birthday, and he is still the most powerful in fiction. Discuss the king and how effortlessly he beats composite fiction.Sonic lost the race of the panel you're taking out of context, and lost the other races after that. He can't even beat a featless Flash in a non canon crossover.
>35th anniversary for one of the worst gaming franchises everWho cares.
>The winner? GODnic the KINGOFKINGSONEABOVECHRISTHIMSELFhog>FAGly and FAGoku ankle biting when they have already turned into canonically FAGGOTS seeing Sonic's cute tight blue virgin asshole>Done.
>>154353500FAGrio turned 35?
>>154353476For the sake of argument, roughly how much mass does that dumbbell likely have?Because then that mass would need to be ten times as much for the weight.Then what would that say about the firmness of the soil on King Kai's planet?And from that, can we tell anything from Goku's SSJ3 punch?
>>154352304The winner? THE NINE TAILShttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1zmcEuocbSMAPH0Cdu0neR7qOYrOad6dB_PXEnPRM24Y/edit?tab=t.0
>>154353528GODrio had a successful career of countless high quality games and movies. Then there is SHITnic who hasn’t had a decent game since SA1.
>>154353528>fagnic also reveals he can't count
>>154353550I wouldn't say he's had countless high quality movies.I'd say he has three movies that are technologically impressive.
>>154353500>>35th anniversary for one of the worst gaming franchises everJust because sega revealed Sonic crossworlds flopped again on his 35th anniversary...
>>154353290Sonic CD.
>>154352304Here is your birthday gift sanic
>>154353550>High quality movies when GODnic's trilogy is more memorable, loyal to the original source material, funny, charming, whimsical, and successful than the FAGrio movie that just relies on no plot and referencesName one (1) quote from the FAGrio move right now. Fucking pussy piece of shit.
>>154353630>"You are Super, Mario Brothers!">"... Say that again?"
>>154352304>>154353630>Eslnic the delusional vs Godrio>more loyal to the original source materialwrong>more whimsicalwrong>more successfulExtremely false, Fagnic, you're drowning in the copium...
>>154353569Sonic failed yet again despite a billion crossovers. How do we save /ourhero/ guys? How do we make everyone else see how cool the blue blur is?
>>154353670Give him a pity win in a Powerscaling fanfiction show
>>154353630Mario’s one (1) better movie made more than all of SHITnic’s movies combined.
>>154353670Make gay yaoi mangas where he bottoms. Then he will be cool.
>>154353630>Peach: "Mario I think I want to fuck my sister"
>>154353569Welp, there goes the plans for more anime in Crossworlds........... And RuPaul and Eric Cartman if Sega is willing to include more Paramount properties. /sBTW: Don't open pic related.
>>154353680Yet you can't quote a single thing from it. Must because that pussy-flick was just references with literally zero plot and literally zero characters. Just give it up, FAGrio. Mario is a walking failure. Everyone in the world hated the Mario Galaxy movie and the Switch 2 flopped worst than the Wii U.
>>154353692he looks like cuphead like this
>>154353569Sonic's games still outsold anything FAGrio and FAGku have put out or are putting out for years, it underperformed because Sega expected a billion units sold
>>154353707Sonic 3 ends with Gerald gets stabbed in the butt with a quill.I don't think either can really claim any sort of high culture status.
>>154353605How many of these "Immeasurable speed" characters can actually travel back and forth in time with speed alone?90% of the time the "Immeasurable Speed" characters are just capable of moving in "timeless" voids
>>154353713>Sonic's games still outsold anything FAGrio and FAGku have put out or are putting out for years, it underperformed because Sega expected a billion units sold
>JJKeks couldn't explain how Gojo would even possibly win>They start being fagsYup yup. Makima won
>>154353722Technically it is partially true, it underperformed because Sega did expect a billion units sold.
>>154353731Hey at least the YouTube comments agree with my Hero winning!
>>154353718>Remembers a funny and iconic moment from the Sonic movie>Can't for the life of him remember one thing from either FAGrio movieThanks for proving my point
>outselling FAGku and FAGrio in gaming, movies, comics and everything in between>AND easily RAPES and GAPES them and their entire versesYeah CHADnic wins again
>bait that always works, you don't need to put much effort into it KratosSonic >good bait but not as great as the top 2 MHAInvincible>not even bait it certainly attracts (You)sKamen Rider>really only works on specific individuals but when it works it works Superman>has fallen out of fashion FNAFGodzilla >bait so bad you have to (You) yourself to pretend your fishing Touhou
>>154353630>>154353707>Rosalina: "this is our Super Mario Galaxy!"
>>154353739I mean, I wasn't the other anon.I do like the Sonic movies more.I just don't love the Sonic movies.I haven't even watched the Mario movies aside from the Live Action one.But in terms of memorable aspects from the first Mario movie, the plumping ad section is probably one of the more well known portions because it was featured heavily in the ad campaign.Oh and Jack Black singing about Peach.
Did somebody say OUTSELLING...?
>>154353763Where does Pokemon stand in this ranking?
>outselling FAGku and FAGrio in gaming, movies, comics and everything in between>AND easily RAPES and GAPES them and their entire verses>Yeah CHADnic wins againWhy is the Blue RAT lying?
>>154353773He wouldn't be able to do that if I was sucking his dick so hard he couldn't concentrate
>>154353802Shitnic bros...look away...
>>154353802Soniggers lie as easily as they breathe
>>154353800forgot thatit gets placed in good bait
>>154353763Dragon Ball sometimes works as bait.But I feel like the elephant and its ilk don't really draw that much interaction.
Give me some good Powerscaling pick up lines
>>154353835"I think you could beat Kratos."
>>154353773KEK! As soon as you bring up sales numbers you are pretty much getting down on your knees to slobber on Pokecock.
>>154353831if the ai posts weren't genuine then they could be put high
>>154353763we can reverse engineer this post and find out the most hated franchises
>>154353845Oh right, I guess the inverse bait (making Goku or co seem stronger than they are) does attract responses typically.Usually in the form of the aforementioned elephant posts.I still don't know jack shit about Sentry, so it is annoying to see that slop get posted.
>>154353802No one believes your fake charts FAGon FAG fag
Does powerscaling and/or battleboarding have any value that can be actually gained?
Were they right about this one?
>>154353763Touhou is straight up wrong. We've had entire threads of nothing but Touhou bait before and after the G1 blog.Also you are missing some iconic baits like the Cuck Simon, the Pokemon baits, Yugioh bait, Bleach, and FTL Jojo (or just Jojo wank in general)
>>154353901>Were they rightName one time they were wrong
>>154353876Yeah that list is BULLSHIT...Pokemon is actually WAY higher!
>>154353914NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cZtetnijXs
>>154353909sonic vs mario 2sonic vs wally west
>>154353969>sonic vs mario 2>sonic vs wally westBoth were correct shitnic, next.
>>154353909Senator Armstrong vs Funny Valentine
>>154353969you really are starting to sound like listtroon who couldn't handle goku losing to anyone, just for sonic instead
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... How did we become Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We need to HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
>>154353996The difference is FAGoku is a weakling jobber flying brick. THEONEABOVEGODnic the KINGOFKINGSBEYONDCHRISThog actually has abilities, hax, powers and wins all of his match ups. Get it right.
>>154353996>Everyone who disagrees with me is my imaginary friend That tranny really broke /dbg/
>Wario Vs LoboHold up this is actually a fire idea
>>154354042Wario vs Bizarro is better.
>The difference is FAGoku is a weakling jobber flying brick. THEONEABOVEGODnic the KINGOFKINGSBEYONDCHRISThog actually has abilities, hax, powers and wins all of his match ups. Get it right.
>>154354030stop tracing the /dbg/ tranny and people won't call you xer
>>154353802anpanman-sama I KNEEL
>>154353731fuck offmakimafags still havent answered why the redhead bimbo lost to a goner
>>154354115She lost to the guy that solos JJK while downplayed
>>154354042It's certainly better than Wario vs Shadow
>>154354097What did Vegeta do to deserve all the bullying? Even other anime characters keep mocking him
>>154353909Sonic vs Mario 2 (made to stop bomb threats from crazed Mariofags)Sonic vs Flash (Fake news, DC was over DB at the time)
>>154354142is Denji immune to time hax? holy fuark
>>154353835"Hey babe, you're so pretty it makes me feel the same way Raven felt after soloing the entire Marvel cosmology"
>>154354271>Copenic samefag
>>154353052I'm not familiar with Sonic, what's the lore behind Tails being a child molester? Isn't he little kid himself?
that's why we call him samenic
>>154354162That's a shitty MU in general
>>154354212I have to say that, in all honesty, the original Gokubros from /dbs/ ran one of the most effective and enduring smear campaigns of all time. They have through pure unending falseflagging made Bejita a laughingstock across every board on this site and beyond.
ENOUGH RATPOSTING!Learn to be better men
Sekibanki solos my verse...
>everyone who disagrees with me is the same person!Sonic is a cultural icon, everyone but you loves Sonic, SAMErio.
>>154354336That's not a hedgehog. That's a yellow dog.
>>154352304>Not even the fastest according to Flash
>>154354310>i i i ..... AAAIIIEEEE
>>154354310Oh, you sweet summer child. You don’t want to know.
>>154354377tails is sexy
>>154354310Image search is not for the faint of heart
>>154352304>>154352472>>154353236>>154353487>>154353503>>154353587>>154353605>>154353630>>154353760Sonic tards don't seem the realize Sonic will never be the fastest as long as Flash keeps reinventing what speed means in fiction and reality.
>Sonic is a cultural icon, everyone but you loves Sonic, SAMErio.>Parrotnic after calling everyone who exposes him the same 3 characterfags with a FAG moniker after constantly wanting to "rape and gape" men and forcing himself into all conversations to get beaten again.You got no right to talk, samenic.
>>154354336>PooSAARa posting AI of his master againPathetic fucking sissy.
>>154354454>>154354457CANON
>GODsura out of NOWHEREHoly mindbrokenTOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!!!
Who would be a good match-up for him?
>>154354336Kingtos on shitnic infestation patrol.
>>154354501The Wizard 101 wizard (death school of course)
>>154354454What does that have to do with Sonic's bussy?
>>154354454>The Flash's top speed ever was quantifiable in any way shape or someBase Sonic speed blitz low diff, Sonic is beyond any metric of measurable speed
>>154354324
post a single kratos roar doing as much as this, or kratos is forever a WEAK SISSY weak-roaring BITCH
>>154354588>Base Sonic speed blitz low diff, Sonic is beyond any metric of measurable speedProve it
>>154354588sissynic...
Unironically, who do you think will win the actual Goku vs Sonic episode?
>>154354604Kratos can do this too, just because we've never seen him do it doesn't mean he can't
>>154354604ROARtos BROKE YOU!
>>154354588>tdlr>Pic related Flash is faster, Sonic is a fraud
Shitposters
>>154354604This ROAR just vaporized my verse…
>>154354644>ZERO environmental damageKEK!
>>154354644>OUTERVERSAL environmental damageFVVVVVVVVCK!!!
>>154354588You do realize right when Sonic LIED about having immeasurable speed he lost to Flash the next race right? The rat (that can be quantified) is slow.
>>154354688Sonicbros...
>>154354604Weak
>Base Sonic speed blitz low diff, Sonic is beyond any metric of measurable speed
>>154354663denji...yuji...deku...>>154354702>kratosjeets have to use AIkek
>>154354707Sonic-bros, your explanation?
>>154353236KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!
>>154354633Sonic.Ben Singer likes Sonic lots.
>>154354662How did they develop stronger jawlines
>>154352483> Only wants to fight nushounenGood you know your place
>>154354633The one who isn't a canon FAGGOT who's obsessed with sticking his erect cock inside tight blue assholes.
>>154353876despite sonic's recent movies, he has still yet to beat ultraman, who's sales numbers are from 1985.
>>154354707hahahaha SHARTnic is slower than a train?
>>154353835"ZAMN babe, are you tier 0? Cuz that ass is BOUNDLESS."
>>154354633Sonic obviously.
>>154352557>was about to say 7DS wasn't a nu-shonen>look it up>it only started in 2012what the fuck?
>>154354688The Japanese version calls him '超音速', which can be read as super sonic speed or beyond sonic speed, so really just above mach 1.
>>154353835"Your eyes are as beautiful as that one feat that made my verse multiversal"
>KKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicc!>Sonic obviously.
>>154353760LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>all this downplay Ok post characters faster than Sonic, and they better not have any anti-feats!
>>154353760>outselling*Sips coffee* you got a source for that?
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRDniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>154354633The one who isn't a canon FAGGOT who's obsessed with sticking his erect cock inside underaged fox assholes
>>Ok post characters faster than Sonic, and they better not have any anti-feats!>
>>154354817Flash.>b-butthat COSMIC banana would delete sonic and his verse
icky vic the stupid spic tried to suck a cosplayer's dick got rejected his axe wound infected 41% is his final trick
>>154354501>>154354521>Life Magic victim
>>154354817Ultraman can fly at Mach 5 in Earth's atmosphere. How fast can Sonic fly in Earth's atmosphere?
Kratos? A trifle for GODnic. Kratos swings his little bitch boy fist that can bust 990 lowballed universes but Sonic catches it with ease. He breaks all of Kratos's fingers as Kratos howls in pain. As he tries to heal himself with Spartan Rage he catches a glimpse of Sonic's tight blue asshole. He's now gay. Kratos shoves his own broken fist up his ass as Atreus walks in. Sonic uses his reality warping powers to make Atreus start pounding his faggot dad's ass while Kratos cleans out Sonic's shithole with his tongue. "GODnic, make me your sissy and my life is yours!" But Sonic laughs at the pathetic gay Spartan who is canonically attracted to little boy penis. Atreus fills his dad's ass with cum as Kratos sissy spurts out of his cock in defeat. Sonic unlodges a full meaty turd into Kratos's mouth as Kratos activates his Spartan Lust which makes him uncontrollably horny for CHADnic. Sonic simply laughs at the two fags. KO!
>>154353763>tier list is somehow truenow you just need to add more characters
>>154354847Sonic cannot fly without going super and is slower than Tails' plane
>>154354795Can confirm, Sonic is slow-ass barely faster than sound
>>154354838>Bullet dodging KWAB >>154354844Catwoman Sheets of paper Ice>>1543548475 Billion times the speed of light bare minimum
>sonic>chadkek
>>154353763godzillafag moved to japan i think?
So Sonic is sub train level >>154354707 and Super Sonic is sub plane level >>154354869 is that what we're learning here?
>can only reach relativistic in spacelol lmao
Ultraman can swim at 200 knots. Can Sonic?
Bring up the speedforce and the sonicfags will resort to archie wankery. Bring up how Wally can steal Sonic's speed and they say the emeralds will restore it. Bring up how the emeralds can he drained of their power or destroyed and they start cowering.
>>154354851LORDNNNNNnnnnniiiiiicccccccccc!!!!!!
F to the VARK!
Powerscale this
>>154354894reminder sonic with "light speed" shoes (more outside help) moves slow as shit
Archie Sonc is a fraud too btw.
>>154354886>Catwoman the love interest of BATMANWould blitz and one shot Sonic's entire verse >Sheets of paperUnironically would kill Sonic >Ice Sonic still obey's physics when he tries to run on ice so this is a non argument.Boom done
Composite Sonic beats GokuComposite Sonic beats MarioComposite Sonic beats Wally.Composite Sonic beats Kratos. Composite Sonic beats The Hulk.The end.
>>154354817>Sonic>slower than a sandwich, multiple times
May we see composite sonc perform a planet level feat?
>>154354969No he doesn't No he doesn't No he doesn't No he doesn't No he doesn'tFuck you
>>154354922Sonic canonically cannot swim. He can run on water but his swimming speed has never been shown to my knowledge.
>>154354969This? All true.
>>154352808Deku...
>Just for fun, look up some other speed feats of some of the slowest kaiju ever.>King Ghidorah can fly through space at Mach 400
>>154354969>Composite Sonic beats GokuComposite Goku is above fiction with Jump Force>Composite Sonic beats MarioComposite Mario is above fiction in multiple manga forms>Composite Sonic beats Wally.Composite Wally outran the comic itself>Composite Sonic beats Kratos. >Composite Sonic beats The Hulk.Composite Sonic will still find a way to lose to these 2, kek.
>>154354999Jump Force treats the Jump universes as equal to the real world though
The posts above me lost to SonicThe posts below me lost to SonicIf you read this you lost to SonicIf you think about Sonic, you lost to himIf you blink, you lost to SonicIf you ever lived, you lost to SonicKO!
>>154354942Sonic wasn't fast enough to stop the explosion? Shadow saved both himself and Sonic with chaos control? This is just a anti feat for Sonic being faster than sound
>>154354454>>154354982>>154354999>mass reply melty x3LOL minbroken over Sonic!
I LOVE TO SLURP AND MY HERO DOES TO SSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPSLLSPLSPLSPSLPSLSPLSPSLPSLSPSPLSPSLP
>The posts above me lost to Sonic>The posts below me lost to Sonic>If you read this you lost to Sonic>If you think about Sonic, you lost to him>If you blink, you lost to Sonic>If you ever lived, you lost to Sonic>KO!
>>154355036Nobody cares. Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse.
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>>154355019Shadow and his vassal
Yuta? Sonic solves this one easily. First he uses his immeasurable speed to ack that ugly tranny butch dyke Yuta calls a wife. As Yuta is breaking down and crying he sees Sonic's tight blue asshole through his tears and becomes ashamed because now he knows he's properly gay. GODnic then blitzes him and removes all his clothes as Yuta tries a wimpy Cursed Speech whisper but ends up using it on himself to get his little clitty hard. Sonic then lowers his asshole on Yuta's shriveled little goonpussy and starts riding. Rika comes out but CHADnic ages her up before he flicks her little bean so hard it becomes a hard futa cock then forces her to start fucking Yuta's gaped asshole from behind. Yuta doesn't even last 5 seconds, let alone minutes and sissy spurts into CHADnic's superior asshole. KO!
>>154355019enough lies, gaynic and gaydow
Godzilla? Another little slut for GODnic. Sonic easily blitzes into Godzilla's throbbing penis at immeasurable speed. He then ties up all of Godzilla's penis muscles before racing back out. On his way out Godzilla catches sight of Sonic's tight blue ass. He's now gay and wants to SKREEEONK's Sonic's virgin butthole. However Sonic races around Godzilla's dick at immeasurable speeds while wiping his ass along the length. Fagzilla gets uncontrollably horny but can't cum from the stimulation. He tries shooting a radioactive beam but instead hits his own foot, giving him monkeypox AIDS like every other faggot. Mothra flies in to help but sees as Gayzilla now wants Godnic's ass begins to rape Godzilla with her futa cock. Sonic's whirling ass tornado and the force of Mothra's thrust causes sissy fluids to spurt like a fountain from Godzilla's tube tied penis. Ultima is licking the screen to try and get a taste of hedgehog anus but knows he's a helpless fag. Sonic then laughs and watches as the sissy lizard struggles and shits himself at his inability to cum before running off. KO!
>>154355073>FAGrio's harddrive is full of gifs of TEENAGE BOY ANIMALS KISSING
>>154354702Canon!>>154354726>kratosjeets have to use AIFan fiction, this clip is canon. Just because we've never seen it in canon material doesn't mean it isn't
If Sonic is faster than the flash why did he fail to outrun a black hole?
Mario? Sonic and Sally invade his home. They break into Mario's bedroom. Because Mario is so weak Sonic sits back on a chair by the bed and watches Sally dominate Mario in bed. She strips him completely nude and begins to ride him. Sonic encourages his wife to give it her all on this weakling plumber. Mario tries to fight back by holding onto her hips but he's no match for her. Mario doesn't last long but he wants more. Sally climbs off of him and blindfolds him and ties him to the bed. Mario feels a tight grip around his cock and the hand begins to stroke. The plumber moans like the pathetic sissy he is at this beautiful sensation. He feels a pair of lips wrapping around his head and bobbing back and forth. The speed is unreal. Anyone from Sonic's verse is infinitely faster than Mario after all. Mario finally finds the strength to moan out Sally's name. He releases inside the mouth. He hears Sally giggle next to him and Mario's heart sinks. She undoes the blindfold and sees Sonic wiping off his mouth and wagging his finger. Sonic didn't even need to say anything. Mario was canonically gay now. Before passing out Mario admitted defeat "Sonic ...you-a win"KO!
Crash vs Mario vs Sonic but it's them in their respective kart games
>>154355045SSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP
>>154353763Sonic needs his own category based on how this thread is going.
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>154355122It would just be one guy baiting himself on 90 different phones
>>154353763>>not even bait it certainly attracts (You)s >Kamen Rider Cool
>>154355122he's still Kratos level with how he could derail entire threads and bait multiple anons with nothing but low-effort posts
>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICOnce again, the WINNER is PROCLAIMED!
>>154355111>tripsSonic...the fastest cuck in fiction.
>>154355127>NO. WE MUST BE BETTER THAN THIS.>YOU WILL BE A MONSTER NO LONGEEEEEEEEEER>*Breaks your neck with sub-wall level strength*
The next death battle cast is wario vs lobo
https://nitter.poast.org/i/status/1775979086210539744
>>154355127
>>154354937>Deathbattle calc'd this at 68 QUADRILLION times the speed of light>uhhh kratos has equal speed>shows kratos putting his hand up AFTER helios's light hit him alreadykek
>>154355171KEKNIC TOS
>>154355179Lobo extreme diff
>>154355111I came.
Sonic? ANOTHER LITTLE HEDGERAT! RRRRRRobotnik whips out his MUSTACHIO'D COCK, and slaps FRAUDNIC so hard with it he CRAPS IN THE FORCEFIELD GENERATOR! Sonic, so turned on by the musk emitting off EGGMAN SMEGMA, starts to huff the jenkum. Robotnik then orders SCRRRRRATCH and GRRRRROUNDER to start pounding Sonic's SLUTTY, NON-VIRGIN ASSHOLE, until it PRRRRRROLAPSES. As Sonic SCREAMS in ANAL PAINAL, Amy RRRRRose and Sally AcoRRRRn come in, seeing that Sonic is now a cum guzzling little RRRRRRRODENT. DOCTOR IVO ROBOTNIK then fucks the two into submission! Knuckles, Tails, Shadow, EVERYONE one of Sonic's LITTLE WOODLAND FRIENDS, all fall to RRRRROCOCKNIC'S 20INCH, THROBBING, VEINY SHAFT! Even Uncle Chuck becomes UNCLE KEK. Sonic can't do a thing about it! He's too busy sucking off Snivley's nose! Sonia and Manic? Due to being as inbred as Sonic, begin to fuck each other! Sonic prolapses at the sight, and begins to squat walk around, leaving a shitty, cum filled snail trail in his wake, PERFECTLY seasoned by his tears! Robotnik then cackles, SPREADING HIS HAIRY, GIANT ASS CHEEKS, and unleashes a FECAL TSUNAMI ONTO SONIC. Sonic, being a hedgehog, STARTS TO CHEW THE CORN FILLED LOGS INTO A FROTHY MIX, and RUBS IT ON HIS BODY! K.O.! THE WINNER IS ROBOTNIK! I SHOULD GIVE MYSELF A PRRRRRRRRRRRRROMOTION!
>>154355111uh... wouldn't this make sonic the gay one?
>>154355196GOLD!>>154355111Mold....
>>154354588>>154354783>>154354886>>154354969>>154355019>>154355026>>154355045GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!
>>154355196K, b, c.
>>154355111CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCcccckNIIIIIIIC!
>>154355111Cucknic gold>>154355196Robotnik gold
This whole scenario was messed up, but at the same time turned me on like crazy! I was really on my knees sucking Kratos's cock. The taste of his mature cock was mesmerizing! His salty precum was leaking down my throat and I lapped up as much as I could. His manly groans were perking my cock right back up again, and he kept repeating "That's a good hedgehog," which made me want to devour more of his Nordic cock deeper into my throat. My jaw hurt, but I didn’t want to stop sucking him. I wanted to keep pleasing him!I kissed between his manly thighs and massaged his fat balls like he did mine, and sucked them generously, not caring about the hair getting into my mouth. I ran my lips up his shaft, back to his mushroom tip then slobbered all over it as I sucked it as hard as I could. The base responded by twitching like crazy.“Damn Sonic, I’m about to cum!” Kratos said. “You wanna drink my cum for me, huh?”I nodded. I was ready to have my first taste of grown man spunk!My jaw ached, but I made sure to keep my lips cinched around his cock as his hips bucked and his cock swelled in my mouth. He grabbed my head, grunted, then his hot cum gushed out. One tangy thick blast filled my throat, but the next two I couldn’t swallow fast enough even with my immeasurable speed so it overflowed out my mouth, spilling from the corners.I released his cock and I licked the corners of my mouth clean. Then I held out my tongue to show him it was all gone."Good good hog." He petted my head.
>>154355270k, b, c
oh, is sonic poster gonna try to out shit post robotnik? dude's got three decades worth of youtube poop material to use against sonic.
Yup, I won.
>>154355196and FUCK Steven Universe!
>>154355281Tenna...
>>154355281I'm SORRRRRRY, I forgot my picture in this post.
>>154355280>goKEKS HIDING behind their BVLL immediately
>>154355281KINGTOS
>>154355270I came again.
>>154355281WINnic!
>>154355195>>154355311Goku...
>GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!>WINnic!
>>154355270HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT
Post FAGoku resisting script rewriting hax.
>>154355230>samenic mass reply melty
>>154355346LOL seethe MOAR faggot
>>154355368>mindbroken tranny parroting
>LOL seethe MOAR faggot
>>154355304SHITnic is the one that chainscales off of BEASTman's feats though?
>>154355183>Asura traveled to the center of the universe in 5 minutes while being slowed down by multiple solar systems worth of celestial bodies being chucked his way and dodged beams that crossed the universe in seconds>KINGtos? Slowly shuffled forward to a crippled Helios (tagged by a ballista btw) after getting flashbanged>DB: Their speed are about equalI am genuinely not even mad about this. You cannot write an unintentionally funnier episode than Krasura.
>>154355392we don't sign our own posts here
>xhe seethed MOARLOLLMFAO
ohit is because there is a sonic livestream right now
>>154355411It's a hilarious episode that just keeps giving more reasons to laugh at it
>>154354937Too slow for KINGTOS
Why aren't there any Sonic fans under the age of 30?
>xhe seethed MOAR>LOL>LMFAO
ReminderThe vast majority of normal people thought Krasura was goodIts only here and Reddit that hate it
WHAT'S WRRRONG FAGNIC? TOO SCARRRED TO RRESPOND TO ME!? Tails, trying to save his FRRRRIEND Sonic, sees RRRROBOTNIK'S twenty inch PINGAS, making his little boy pussy, or as I call it, A BUSSY, twitch in anticipation! Sonic, seeing what's about to happen, RRRUNS at Sonic Speed, to stop the inevitable! He sonic RRUSHES infront of RROBOTNIK, and spreads his GRROTESQUE blue hemispheres of CELULOID AND DIMPLE covered ass meat. RRROBOTNIK penetrates with out ANY LUBE! Sonic SCREAMS in a high pitched wail! Shattering the Windows! With EACH powerfull THRRRRRUST, Sonic loses a bit of his sanity! As RRROBOTNIK begins to PISTON in and out of Sonic's asshole with such force that it'll RRRRREMEMBER Robotnik's COCK SHAPE, he feels RRRRROBOTNIK'S heavy, earthy balls begin to pulse! Sonic has no warning as the cum-blast LAUNCHES him across the room, SPLATTERING him against the wall! Rope after sticky RRRROPE lands on Sonic, GLUING HIM to the wall! THE TORRENT KEEPS COMING! IT CAN'T STOP! RRRROBOTNIK throws his head back in PURE BLISS, as he screams "IIIII HAAAAATE THAAAAAAAT HEEEEEDGEHOOOG!". Sonic can barely keep concious as Robotnik TURNS to Sonic's little two tailed friend with the same lustful glint in his eye. "AND FUCK STEVEN UNIVERSE!"
>>154355477>ad populum JJKek...
>>154355431>ckeck it out>it's just a glorified e-celeb gathering with 0 new announcements in sightThat's just sad, I can't even laugh at it.
>>154355431>sonic whoring out to ecelebswhat a dead franchise
>>154355477The vast majority of normal people didn't watch FLOPtosura and those that did roundly mocked it on xitter.
because normies eat up slop without questioning it>kratos is 99 million universes LOWBALLED!>cool! so we can see him destroy any of these universes?>n-no...>does he like, blow up a planet or something, or extinguish a star or something at least?>no...>what does he do?>uh... he struggles to lift some boulders, and can get killed by a goblin scratching his chest...
>>154355505At this rate, Sonic will suck dick for 20 bucks.
>>154355497Well I guess they are doing a geo-hunt across the US for the Chaos Emeralds.
>>154355431>ABOMINATION on the left
>>154355541>I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR A CHILLIDOG, PLEASE! PLEASE I NEED THIS!
>>154355515>3.5 million views>"N-no one watched it!"
>>154355559Correct.
>>154355490K, b, c.
>>154355557Deal.
>>154355519I wonder if anon in picrel still lurks here.
>>154355431>sonic, tails, and their "favorite" literal whos
>>154355456Because sonic is an unc franchise that can't get new fans except autistic adults.
>>154355596I'm more curious about the TEACHING guy
>Sonic took HRT to become a woman>"Bounce-a harder, slut." Mario said, slapping the blue ass riding his mushroom cock. "You-a want relevance still? Make-a me cum.">"AGH! Y-yes, Mario-sama! I am just your dumb hedgehog slut! Please give me another Olympics crossover, my racing game flopped!" The sissy cried out.
>>154355557Trying to get two hotdogs for the price of one.
>>154355608Do you think it would be terrifying to walk into a room where there is themed memorabilia covering all the walls?
>>154355621Still posts on the reddit. Is a laughing stock there
>>154355477Remember when Asuratards claimed that the episode would make normies "wake up" or something retarded like that?
>>154355621Tolejostar got RAPED and GAPED by Ashgi after Yugi won. He’s probably dead in a ditch somewhere.
>>154355633The history of nintendo vs sega in a nutshell
>>154355610My two year old niece and nine year old nephew are both into Sonic.
>>154355431no it's practically a daily thingI guess free (You)s from dumb people is too tempting
I'm surprised that we haven't got a handheld title rerelease yet on new hardware.
>>154352304Happy birthday to HOLYnic the HOLY hedgehog. Homos are desperate to turn him into a homosexual but it will never happen since he's holy and heterosexual forever and ever.
I don't want to post my hero in this awful thread
>>154355649Imagine giving that much of a shit about a flop matchup kekHis copefic of Ash winning is one of the funniest things I have read
>>154355667KINGnic.
>>154355649Tolejo actually found redemption and made a TEACHING pasta for Gru vs Megamind
>>154355667>Happy birthday to HOLYnic the HOLY hedgehog. Homos are desperate to turn him into a homosexual but it will never happen since he's holy and heterosexual forever and ever.Post Canon Sonic the HOMOhog actively kissing a girl without being a corpse.
>Destiny VerseSolos all of CSM, JJK, and MHA
>>154355677i...i...
>>154355621RAPED and GAPED by Ash vs. Yugi since he couldn't handle Yugi TEACHING Ash
>>154355677I-I can't find any examples of this... if there are any, then they're buried deep down all the gay art of sonic and tails that Naoto Ohshima has liked over the years...
>>154355686>Gaped by Marathon so bad they have punch down Lol
>>154355686Gets no-diffed by Warframe
>>154355477>The vast majority of normal people thought Krasura was goodCan you prove this? Most of the YT comments for the episode nowadays is just calling the episode bad or saying that Asura wins with one or two trolls defending KINGtos like their lives depended on it.
I knew someone would say Sonic and the Black Knight
>>154355676>Grumind was so bad it gave the TEACHING guy self awareness to make fun of it
Sonic the BLACKED Knight?
>the only sonic game that comes out on his anniversary is on mario's consolehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlkkchmzVrA
All this gay & cuckposting ITT is sickening
>>154353763Add makima and Alu in the "not even bait it certainly attracts (you)s". Also bump touhou into another category, the "either it really works or it fails horrible"
>>154355777>blatant lag spike at 0:59This is fucking embarrassing
The sonic movies could do with more music and elements of the games, but actually try to have a story with actual charactersthe mario movies have tons of movies and elements from the games, but doesn't even try to have coherent plot with dime a dozen celeb cameos vaguely trying to be mario. The most Egregious being Donald Glover as Yoshi.
>>154355777It's multiplat, meaning EXCLUSIVELICENCErio bent the knee LONG ago.
>>154355777Trips of truth
>>154355821>It's multiplat, meaning EXCLUSIVELICENCErio bent the knee LONG ago.SERVANTnic's Sonic Frontiers Definitive Edition is only confirmed for Switch.
>>154355808Makima and Alucard aren't bait, those anons genuinely believe their episodes were wrong.Bait implies you are posting shit just to get free (you)s
Matchups for dr clef?
Sonic's creamy bussy is a swimming pool for plumber spermies
>>154355904>>154355904GODnic's creamy CHADussy is a swimming pool for plumber spermies
>>154355734they intentionally gave the grumind episode a worse 3d animator, seeing how yuji vs denji was better
Sonic watching with a smile as Amy gets impregnated by his human BVLL.
>>154355984>seeing how yuji vs denji was betterPretty low bar since that animation was also shit.
>>154355984Did it pay off?
>"wow you have continent level durability! That's so co- hey wait a minute...">"That attack you took was only building level! And you didn't even tank it!">"HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY IS A PHONY! A BIG FAT BUILDING LEVEL PHONY!"
WEAKario the plumber SISSY can't even keep himself from CUMMING inside Sonic's mouth more than once!
Redman
Who is the Mount Rushmore of Death Battle combatants?If you were being semi-objective?Your personal?
If you had a tiny clone of Sonic what would you do with it?
>A big Sonic birthday collab has tranny scars centered around the whole pieceHYPER TRANNYNIChttps://x.com/PTonipr/status/2069307765697183757
>>154356083Richard Gere...
>>154356062
>>154356085It is because Hyper isn't a canon form, so he has to be legally distinct from Sonic.
>>154356085there's also one here
>>154356014Ermmmmm sorry chud but regenerating after getting bisected is now tanking, okay?
Supper SWALLOWnic can tak all of your cummies
>>154356069There's only one head on the Death Battle Mount Rushmore, and it's Security Chimp.
Matchups for keith Taylor/kamen rider dragon knight?
>>154356147I wonder what Deadpool's durability would be by that metric
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154356232>dragon knightbruh just say ryuki
>>154356274>Falseflagku projecting his homosexual fantasies onto GODnicSonic is straight. He will always be straight. He will never stick his erect cock inside a man's asshole or tight sissy lips.
I want this to happen now. This MU has potential.
>>154356287Right he only likes it when they do that to him.
Superman almost lost to THIS?!
>>154356304that was comic homelander
>>154356287>Sonic is straightFalse.
>>154356288Wario will become The Presence's strongest soldier and kill Lobo
>>154356332>GODnic praising a straight relationship
They really liked Thunderbolts didn’t they
>>154356347>Sissynic carrying two purses
>>154356363Is thia from the preview
>>154356332Interesting philosophical question, is it homosexual to want to watch two people fuck if a woman is still involved?
>>154356368The tote bags? You must be so much of a FAG you think any kind of bag is a purse. Of course you would, sissy. You're the one who's obsessed with tight blue asshole.
>>154356373is it gay to watch porn?
>>154356372Yeah they just showed it off in the dbcast
>>154356373Yes, it is okay to have a woman watch you fuck men.
>>154356381If you cum when the guy is on screen yes
>>154356286Answer the question and they are not the same
>>154356380More like toteFAG blue asshole bringer upper. Project your gay fantasies one somebody ELSE and don't Richard Gere any hedgehogs on your way to your SURGERY to make you even GAYER
>>154356287>Sonic is straightFALSEAROO! >>154355180>>154354833
Prime is definitely going to win they always do the same shit of the loser dominating most of the fight to finally lose
>>154356332the absolute state of SISSYnic. How could you tell another man and a woman that they would be great fucking each other's brains out while you're busy slurping and jerking your drink like a fucking faggot?
>>154356332>GODnic showing off his blowjob game to Silver
Why did they choose a thumbnail where Prime is soijacking?
>>154356477Isn't Prime a man child?
>>154356448OBJECTION!KEKnic the EMPATHIC is genuinely happy for Silver and Blaze being able to find happiness together when his own relationships failed but has to do it in a snarky way since he can't express himself genuinely due to his toxic masculinity
>>154356477People yell when their mouths are open.
>>154355881That is why he says not even bait? The same goes for kamen raider,except the kamen fag just wants attention and gets threads derailed by schizos with a hate boner against him, while alu and makima fag are the ones starting shit, but they all nonetheless fall in the same bracket.
>>154356477I was hoping for something more like this
>>154356274Also correct.
WowThis Sonic streamPretty ass
>>154356477Pic related would look too chadly and make the result obvious
>>154356552it had Spingballs so it's good
>>154356552Sonic does have a pretty ass.
>>154356147Regeneration is the chad tactic though
>>154356565Amy, he isn't going fuck you...
>>154356363Not as if Sentry has anything more memorable to draw on
>>154356594Actually, I'm Robotnik.
>>154356565FAGrio...FAGoku...FAGly...FAGsura...FAGtos...FAGperman....FAGru....FAGoker...FAGiorno...FAGbsy...FAGsh...
>>154356624This CHADnon SWALLOWED them all down.
https://x.com/i/status/2069480951428596196Preview is up
>>154356671No Sonic, we don't care
Do you think that /sth/ will find the Emeralds?
>>154356671Sentry is getting gaped, isn't he?
>Sean Chiplock is voicing Superboy PrimeNeat
Final freebies unless there are more in year 2.
>>154356713Yes
>>154356724>SBP is ReanHaha...
>>154356713He's fighting a canonical stronger version of the guy that dogwalked Goku three times. He was fucked since day 1.
>>154356713What else did you expect from Marvel vs. DC? Even when DC characters lose, they get another pity MU where they win afterwards like Batman
>>154356671At this point it's indisputable that the sprite animations are the best ones isn't it, unless you're lucky enough to get full hand drawn
>>154356713Everyone has called him getting gaped since the second the episode was announced. Except for Listtroon who is now using Sentry as a vehicle to hate against Superman of course.
>>154356787You say that, but Wile E Cat proves hand drawn doesn't mean good.
>>154356772Is that really true though?Like Death Battle takes Superman in the meta sense, so Superman is the strongest Superman.
When do we get actually interesting DB? Feels like Bowser vs. Eggman was the only good one in ages, rest have been boring statstomps or otherwise forgettable
>>154356837Dude he's wearing an armor that gives him infinite sun power.
Sonic got a new model guysHOW IS THIS HIS SECOND NEW ONE IN QUICK SUCCESSION!?
All I know is that one of the g1 bloggers on VSBW said the fight is a lot closer than people realize. Think of that what you will.
Sonic Frontiers - Definitive Edition is out now on Nintendo Switch 2! Journey across the Starfall Islands, now with improved graphics and performance, as you uncover the islands' secrets and save Sonic's friends. Enjoy all previously released content all in one place!Thank you to Mario for giving Sonic some work! It's been a hard year that failed to meet expectations...
>>154356671>superboy voiced by sean chiplockSigh... guess there's a first time for everything after all... putting all my bets on Prime.
>>154356886I'd fuck his ass.
>>154356903Return to your containment thread no one wants to hear about Cooper Goodwin's show here
>JJKeks are still seething Mind? Broken
>>154356925oh
>>154356948No. Ooooh~
>>154356878Take it up with DC.Main Superman is like a narrative or some shit, so that means he's the strongest
>>154356886What's Classic's other new model?Or are you counting the Pico Park sprite as a model.
>>154356805They're usually good though
>>154356930Sorry bud, /tadc/ having their own Krillin to relentlessly bully with cuckposts means they're bound to our threads whether you like it or not.
>CSMtranny brings up JJK out of nowhereSomeone is certainly mindbroken, alright.
>>154357013Aye fair. I thought Meku was a bit too experimental for my tastes, but other than those.
>>154357008it's been a hot minute since i've seen it, but i'm pretty sure this and superstars are different models
>>154354944>with "light speed" shoesHe does the light speed attack without switching shoes in later games.
>>154352304>Sonic when Flash steals his speed
I can no longer listen to Spiral of Emotion without thinking of "Cue epic Brandon Yates basedlo as X and Y clash BBCs and destroy the universe holy FUARK"
>>154357025>>154356147>Too scared to speak his nameCHADSAW MADE JJK HIS SLAVE
>>154354370>Base Sonic is comparable to Flash>Base Sonic can out run Reverse FlashSonic's super forms are blitzing all of DC Comics...
>>154357051Does he?I know he does Light Speed Dash on Ring Trails (when the game decides to fucking work), but I thought Light Speed Attack was specifically an SA2 upgrade to the Spin Dash.
If I watch it, will my algo be irrevocably poisoned?
>>154357091He can do it in Sonic Heroes and he's not switching shoes there. Except it doesn't look nearly as fast as the Adventure Light Speed Attack.
>>154357123Homelander wins this
>>154357123Why are you watching Youtube with an account
>>154357150If you watch without an account, you get flooded with jew plant Mr. Beast videos.
>>154356877Hopefully next time is Mr Bean vs Mr Magoo.
>>154352826We don't.
>>154356901isn't that just the PS5, XBOX whatever, and Steam versions of Frontiers because the original Switch was too weak
>>154357255No one plays Sonic games so no one knows
>>154357255yes
First off, the main Sonic universe is already much larger than Dragon Ball's main universe. This is proven with the help of the Sonic Prime series, which is proven to be canon by the creators and Sega themselves, where the main universe was shown being capable of splitting into five parallel universes called Shatterspaces alongside a Void that's a bulk space that connects them. This shows that the main universe is also a macrocosm capable of housing five universes which is twice more than the Dragon Ball universe only housing three.Furthermore, there is an infinite number of macrocosms in Sonic's cosmology, while Dragon Ball only has finite total of 12 macrocosms. This is only further transcended by Maginaryworld, the Exception, White Space, Time Eater’s Lair, End of Time, and End of the World.Plus, Sonic has defeated villains in his base form alone, like the Babylon Guardian who had complete control of an infinite digital universe, defeated Perfect Chaos who previously required his Super Form to beat, and defeated Ultimate Emerl, who was empowered by two Chaos Emeralds and just one of them was able to repell the Time Eater. On top of that, Sonic still scales to Shadow who was able to beat Metal Overlord, who according to Eggman had power comparable to the Chaos Emeralds and needed three Super Forms to beat him, yet Shadow beat him in his base form and Sonic still is his equal.Plus, it's dubious if Goku can affect all 12 macrocosms on his own. In fact, it is very generous to say he can when so far he has only affected his own universe and the World of Void and Neutral Space, which would only get Goku up to 6D or 7D at best. Meanwhile, the Time Eater’s Lair is around 9D; which is much higher than what Goku can harm and is actually a downplay for Sonic.So Sonic has a higher baseline and also has a higher ceiling and then possesses like Time Manipulation, Space Manipulation, Cloning, etc, that Goku has no counter to at all.So Sonic wins this.
>>154357295>This is proven with the help of the Sonic Prime seriesLiterally how is that shit supposed to be canon? Man, I remember back in the day a lot of people even had a hard time accepting a game like Sonic Riders as canon, now everything is just canon.
I LOVE PENIS AND SO DOES MY HERO
>>154352304Please. Why would you want Sonic to be drawn into this?He's a free spirit who wants to either lazy around or adventure either by himself or his friends while leaving everyone at peace.
>>154357295May we see Sonic affecting even one single universe?
>>154355596Holy shit this guy was SPOT ON lmao
>>154356113This looks like AI
>>154357421If he's counting Sonic Prime stuff then you can unironically see Sonic tanking the Multiverse getting split up in Base form.
>>154357455This doesn't happen.
>>154356477SBPGODS... I am feeling good. Superboy Prime is gonna RAPE and GAPE Fraudtry, unless death battle pulls some MAJOR, Kratos vs Asura tier shenanigans.
>>154357295You copypasted this shit from plebbit isnt it?
>>154356477KEK the contrast between them is funny as hell
>Sentry has the power of a million suns>Superboy Prime literally gets stronger from the power of the sun?
>>154357435Anons had been calling that shit out long before the episode was even announced. There is literally nothing of worth that can come from that matchup aside from very surface level themes.
>>154357079>Flash outdoes Super Sonic in the end>Metal Sonic is as fast or faster than Base Sonic>A literal motorcycle blitzed him harder than the entire Reverse Flash fight without Batman even trying himself.1 DC Motorcycle is blitzing all the Sonic verse...
>>154357522A million suns is massively sub universal btw
>>154357604>>Flash outdoes Super Sonic in the endHe wasn't going to do anything without Tails' and Cyborg's help>>Metal Sonic is as fast or faster than Base SonicThis guy jobs to everyone. Sonic beats him nearly every time.>>A literal motorcycle blitzed him harder than the entire Reverse Flash fight without Batman even trying himself.More stuff talking about Metal JOBnic. Yeah, we know he's a jobber. Super GAWDnic is annihilating DC Comics...
AHEMfull hollow Ichigo would have beaten Naruto.
I think that the void will try to drain prime's power by blocking the sun
*retcons the sun back into existence*what now evil-superman fraud?
>>154357726Can you post Void blocking the sun?
>>154357768When the void appears the sun is blocked by the moon or something else
>>154357673All Tails and Cyborg did was present Flash-Sama his Emeralds. Flash didn’t need them for his speedforce timetravel mumbojumbo he always does, except to run on Tails’ ass to charge it up so they can pretend Tails gets to do something.
>>154357784>sun is blocked by the moonSBP just punches the cucky moon out of the sky
>>154357673>>Flash outdoes Super Sonic in the end>He wasn't going to do anything without Tails' and Cyborg's help>>>Metal Sonic is as fast or faster than Base Sonic>This guy jobs to everyone. Sonic beats him nearly every time.>>>A literal motorcycle blitzed him harder than the entire Reverse Flash fight without Batman even trying himself.>More stuff talking about Metal JOBnic. Yeah, we know he's a jobber. >Super GAWDnic is annihilating DC Comics...Sonic needed himself, 2 other super forms, and like 9 other characters to beat Metal Sonic in heroes. And Metal Sonic is always represented as being just as fast as Sonic. A single motorcycle btfo the Sonic verse based on this non canon crossover.>wasn't going to do anything without helpEnough about Sonic and the chaos emeralds, who Darkseid said only felt like an itch to him while Flash erased him from existence. Flash just needed to run, all Tails and Cyborg did was make a treadmill for him. Flash could build up speed anywhere.
>>154357806S-Sentry punched the moon once too…in a dream but…
SENTRYTOOOS
>>154357794Yeah, no. He def does need help. If he could just BTFO Darkseid without Cyborg or Tails' help. He would have done so instead of telling Sonic to run away with him.
>>154357844He needed help from the Chaos Emeralds and whatever dimensional energy Darkseid was using to reverse time. Tails and Cyborg just wrapped them in a wire and gave exposition about what Flash is doing with them.
>>154357525Why do people still take DB seriously after this shit?
>>154357829>Metal Sonic in heroesThat is not the Metal Sonic that Batman fought lmao. >Darkseid said only felt like an itch to himAnd Sonic called him a featherweight, I guess we're just taking that as fact too. The difference is that Sonic actually was shown to be able to cut through Darkseid's attacks like they were no trouble here>>154357673
>>154357833I was just commenting on it because it looks like sentry/void will have a strategic approach in this fight
>>154357863My hero is a jobber in his own series so him winning a fanfiction fight is all I can hope for...
>>154356671Fuck this looks good, thank god, I hope the track goes hard too like Reverse Rose or something
>>154357903KIIIINNNGGJJJIIIII
>>154356671Huh, I guess they're using Psycho Prime for the fight instead of nu-prime
outerversal Deltarune in less than 19 hours
I FUCKING LOVE…..….. FAT BITCHEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!
>>154357995Mark CHADSON!
deltatroon
>>154357995Cell...Mark...
>>154357927Yujiden already had Yates in charge of that fight's song so at this point it mostly draws down to whether Therewolf finally gets a god damn vocalist for this fight's track again or not.
>>154357903Bejita...
>>154357726SISSYtry is completely incinerated by the sun so Prime Time will drag him by his girly hair to the sun regardless
>>154357983He did a wink during the preview. He's Nu-Prime putting on an act and pretending to be Psycho Prime.
>>154357525It is kinda wild that prior to that episode Asura was considered multi-galaxy (so a good opponent for Z Broly), but now he is multi-universal because they calced the magical statue thing as if it were made out of actual material.
>>154358005>deltatroonkris is a man
>>154357887>That is not the Metal Sonic that Batman fought lmao. Are you disingenuously acting like this means anything? Metal Sonic = Sonic in speed, Sonic also constantly needs help fighting him in places like IDW. Heroes or not.>And Sonic called him a featherweight, I guess we're just taking that as fact too. The difference is that Sonic actually was shown to be able to cut through Darkseid's attacks like they were no trouble here>>154357673The statements were made in a fight that was 1 Darkseid vs Super Sonic and an entire Super Hero Gang. Darkseid's words hold more weight. Super Sonic could do next to nothing about Darkseid and completely nothing about his reality attack, meanwhile Flash erased him and reset the timeline.
>>154357295Goku wins.
Don't worry Sentry-san... I will protect you.
>>154357903Gojo...
>>154358168>>154358168>>154358168
>>154358173KINGTOS
Why vsbwtards are saying that sentry and prime have equal stats?
>>154358212>vsbwthere's your problem
>>154358212Once you reach outerversal retardation stats don't matter at all
>>154358084>Are you disingenuously acting like this means anything?YOU are the one being disingenuous bringing up the Heroes fight. That was Metal Overlord. Batman did not fight him. And base Metal gets his ass handed to Sonic almost every time. >meanwhile Flash erased him and reset the timeline.With help from Cyborg, Tails, the Emeralds and yadda yadda yeah. Flash on his own against Darkseid says he should run, he's comparable to Base Sonic>>154357844This means Super Sonic>Flash
>>154358212>vsbwKINGSI would listen...
Kill this thread NOW
>>154358239>YOU are the one being disingenuous bringing up the Heroes fight. That was Metal Overlord. Batman did not fight him. And base Metal gets his ass handed to Sonic almost every time.Notice how you ignore how Sonic needs help in the Metal Sonic fights where I brought up canon source, unlike you wanking the non canon crossover.>With help from Cyborg, Tails, the Emeralds and yadda yadda yeah. Flash on his own against Darkseid says he should run, he's comparable to Base Sonic>>154357844>This means Super Sonic>FlashFlash running defeated Darkseid in the end. Super Sonic could do nothing.
>>154356594we know, sonic is gay
>>154358239even with your cope >Flash + Emeralds + 2 people = Total Darkseid Annihilation>Sonic + Emeralds + an entire team = Could only scare darkseid once
>>154358314scar*
>>154358059>they calced the magical statue thing as if it were made out of actual materialThe strange thing about of the statue is that it does have mass, DB just assumed the density of it is gold because it looks golden. However Mantra is a weird thing in how it generates mass. If anything, the density of the statue should be many, MANY times more dense than gold considering Asura’s basic Mantra blasts can vaporize blue stars, whose cores are much denser than gold. Chak’s statue took a full power punch from Asura the Destructor, whose punches are many times stronger than his projectiles, without immediately exploding from contacting. From there it’s just a bunch of upscaling with Chak blocking another full power punch from Asura with a finger and Asura later no selling Chak’s full power punch.
>>154358314I...I...
>>154358173JAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNyyyyyyyyyyyyyTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
>>154358269>Notice how you ignore how Sonic needs help in the Metal Sonic fights where I brought up canon sourceYou are the one ignoring that Sonic drops Base Metal nearly every time. When Sonic needs help against Metal it's almost always cause he transformed so that doesn't matter anyone since Batman did not fight a transformed Metal Sonic. >Flash running defeated Darkseid in the endHe should have ran in issue 1 and defeated him there then. Weird that he said to run away. >>154358314Flash ran away after getting hit by Darkseid once. Super Sonic got hit by Darkseid and was still cracking jokes. If Sonic is running along side by side with Flash, then Flash would get blitzed by Super Sonic it's that simple.
>>154358173Well?
>>154358474
>>154358474he solos all
>>154355806>past-expiration-dateIs the implication here that the tranny used to not be expired
>>154356886Perfectly in time for Kasen vs Fleetway Sonic
>>154358544>>154358544>>154358544
>>154358569>Kasen vs Fleetway SonicThe least wanted fight of all time....
>>154358432>>Notice how you ignore how Sonic needs help in the Metal Sonic fights where I brought up canon source>You are the one ignoring that Sonic drops Base Metal nearly every time. When Sonic needs help against Metal it's almost always cause he transformed so that doesn't matter anyone since Batman did not fight a transformed Metal Sonic. >>Flash running defeated Darkseid in the end>He should have ran in issue 1 and defeated him there then. Weird that he said to run away.>Flash ran away after getting hit by Darkseid once. Super Sonic got hit by Darkseid and was still cracking jokes.>If Sonic is running along side by side with Flash, then Flash would get blitzed by Super Sonic it's that simple.More of your lying. What I'm talking about is Sonic needing help against base Metal Sonic constantly in canon whether it's overlord or not. The sonic verse is a motorcycle victim by your logic.And you're pretending Base Sonic could do anything to Darkseid in that panel that you're spamming about flash after sonic's full power rush couldn't do anything (and look at super sonic's full power rush not doing anything to darkseid in your other cope panel while Flash erases him). Next time Base Sonic fights Darkseid he was about to be erased by Omega beams before Superman saves him too.
>>154356837Death Battle already said in Prime’s preview that Prime is Superman but better and with Better Feats
>>154358596Almost, Lucina vs grovyle is somehow worse
>>154358314Sonic is such a fraud... his BVLL can do his work way better and then some.
>>154358604>More of your lying. What I'm talking about is Sonic needing help against base Metal Sonic constantly in canonSonic has a positive win record against BASE Metal Sonic in 1v1s. This is literally a fact. You are delusional. >And you're pretending Base Sonic could do anything to Darkseid in that panel that you're spamming about flashWhen did I EVER say that? I said Flash was comparable to Base Sonic. Both have to run against Darkseid.>and look at super sonic's full power rush not doing anything to darkseidAnd Darkseid's hits did nothing to Super Sonic. Except Super Sonic was shown cutting through his attacks like they were nothing. >while Flash erases himWith the Emeralds, Cybrog, and Tails' help. He ran away alongside Base Sonic when he was fighting Darkseid with his speed alone. This means Super Sonic>Flash
>>154353487kek, based.
>>154358569that's a shitty matchup because some cumguzzling researcher wants to feed touhou.
>>154357123Who wins this?
>>154358740>>More of your lying. What I'm talking about is Sonic needing help against base Metal Sonic constantly in canon>Sonic has a positive win record against BASE Metal Sonic in 1v1s. This is literally a fact. You are delusional. >>And you're pretending Base Sonic could do anything to Darkseid in that panel that you're spamming about flash>When did I EVER say that? I said Flash was comparable to Base Sonic. Both have to run against Darkseid.>>and look at super sonic's full power rush not doing anything to darkseid>And Darkseid's hits did nothing to Super Sonic. Except Super Sonic was shown cutting through his attacks like they were nothing. >>while Flash erases him>With the Emeralds, Cybrog, and Tails' help. He ran away alongside Base Sonic when he was fighting Darkseid with his speed alone. >This means Super Sonic>FlashWow you're really putting all your cope in this non canon crossover to . It's really pathetic. Metal Sonic is officially at equal speed or more speed to Base Sonic. So no matter what you say, the Sonic verse is a motorcycle victim. I could use your same logic that Flash always beats Reverse Flash, though he actually beats him 1v1. Sonic constantly needs help vs Base Metal Sonic, you're still lying. You're also using that one panel to scale Flash lower than Super Sonic when Flash literally outdoes Super Sonic by the end of the story. Sonic also had an entire super hero team of help, and Emeralds, still couldn't do anything to Darkseid compared of what Flash did (erasing Darkseid and timeline resets) all this means is Flash and the speedforce is way stronger. As this anon's post demonstrates >>154358314>And Darkseid's hits did nothing to Super Sonic.Super Sonic's strongest move is a rush attack and it did nothing to Darkseid. You saying a single headbutt is similar is laughable, when Darkseid stops holding back, Super Sonic is a helpless little child that needs Flash to save him.>panelMore of sonic lying.
>>154355990>Sonic watching with a smile as Amy gets impregnated by his human BVLL.https://x.com/i/status/1421576406912290823Mario does that on his off time after sexing Peach (canon in japanese nintendo), Pauline, and his other women.