Confess your sins to Father Hulk.
>>154352427I read comics and watch cartoons, worse still I enjoy them
>>154352427I fapped on futa, but that healed my previous interracial addiction.
>>154352447>futa>interracial
>>154352427I spent an obscene ammount of money on obsucre 90's floppies this month
father hulk i missed youAnyway i post inflammatory messages in digital circus threads despite not watching the show and not planning to
>>154352427I have posted from my phone.
>>154352427I legitimately liked Carol Danvers before they turned her into a dude, and replaced her with a sand nigger, and genuinely think if they made her Captain Marvel after House of M the transition would've been not only been handled far better by the writers and artists of the time, but also received much better by fans as a result....I also defend THE CONCEPT of the Snyderverse and Leto Joker...not the execution.
>>154352511>I legitimately liked Carol Danvers before they turned her into a dude, and replaced her with a sand nigger,isnt this just the popular opinion on /co/?
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>>154352501get out
I like Sentry
>>154353826which one
>>154353853The schizo one
>>154352427I haven't watched a cartoon in over 11 years
>>154353877same. i come here for comics. last cartoon i watched was regular show. i still watch anime though
>>154352427Im going through a psychotic breakdown specially since last year and hugging my pomni plush while im bed rotting is one if the only things keeping me from hanging myself.Also i fucking hated arcane and didnt understand why that overhyped shit was praised everywhere
>>154353931Nice bait. Got me to reply.
>>154352427I have been jerking off to chimptopia a LOT
>>154352427I spent $700 on a fat black hooker last night I’m being completely serious I fucking hate myself right now
>>154354012was she good? im a 32yo virgin and wonder about hookers
>>154352427which biblical works (hulk runs) do you recomend for a fellow believer? i have already read bryne 3.14-3.19 and the enterity of david
>>154354019No. I was drunk and had whiskey dick and of course she was fatter than her pics let on.Don’t ever fall down the hooker rabbit hole. Waste of money, you have more bad experiences than good if you monger too hard and that can do psychic damage.
>>154354051>Don’t ever fall down the hooker rabbit hole. Waste of money, you have more bad experiences than good if you monger too hard and that can do psychic damage.honestly i dont even have 700 dollars to spend what do you do for work
>>154354012Based, that sounds awesome
>>154352427I fantasize about being in a kinky mother-son relationship with RuiDX's Elsa.
>>154354064no it doesnt
>>154354064It wasn’t
>>154354060STEM shitHonestly no one has $700 to spend on fucking an obese black chick, I just had the taste for it after a past hookup I can’t quite get over but maybe this is the cure
>>154352427I... I still think Carole and Peter would be a good match father. He would mellow out her more obnoxious aspects, and she would kick him in the ass to stop being such a mope.
>>154352427Carnac you suck
>>154352427I pretended to be a writer for DC who used a pseudo nym. I would frequently take full advantage of foids and MILFs who wanted signatures for their children. Sinking all 9 into a sexually pent up chonky 4/10 cosplaying as batwoman is a fond memory.
>>154354164>Sinking all 9centimeters I’m sure, before you woke up
>>154354191I'll show you
>>154352427I jerk to live2d porn of maid jax Im sorry for all of this Lord have mercy
The first time I saw the Gameoverse trailer I thought Gobbles and the Learnosaurus was a Lerning with Pibby reference.
>>154352427I started jacking off to rule 63 art of my waifu as a dude and now I can't get hard for her as a woman.
>>154352427I continued to read Hellboy and the B.P.R.D. even after being told several times here that it goes to shit after the first B.P.R.D. volume. They were right and yet I'm in too deep to just stop now and am just dragging my feet.
>>154354905
>>154354191I posted A picture on /b/ a few minutes ago. Guess which one I am.
>>154354905Who's your waifu and who did the r63?
>>154354074Frozen and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>>154355319I'd rather not say, I'm embarrassed.
>>154352427When I was a kid, I found Edd, Edd, and Eddy boring and repetitive due to its small cast of characters, and would always change the channel when it came on.
>>154352427I once thought brick and morgan was good
>>154352427Father, I hate the X-Men, I hate their series, their movies, their inclusion in any video game, I hate their fans, I detest them like I never thought I could hate a fan of a product
>>154352427I've fallen down a pretty deep sex chatbot rabbit hole to the point I feel i have to go cold turkey for all of July.
>>154355709I was there too but when I realized AI can't write for shit I got bored of it.
>>154352427Almost bought some furry comics I saw at a comic shop yesterday. They looked hot.Think I would've swallowed the shame if I wasn't broke.
>>154352427I've only watched one episode of TADC and it was the pilot. I couldn't even make it through the movie camrip. Sorry. It sucks.>>154355709>he fell for the chatbot memelol
I still jerk off to young Gwen Tennyson.
>>154355709This is why I stopped writing erotica on 4chan. One part no one was interested one part disheartened because the slop they were shlicking too was so garbage that I lost my hard-on over the practice.It was fun while it lasted. But lust can't drive my creative urge as it once did.Guess I'll have to go back to rage and depression.
>>154353989i wasn't baiting
>>154352427I don't see the appeal to either Gameoverse and TADC.
>>154354089Giant tits at least?
>>154353931>Also i fucking hated arcane and didnt understand why that overhyped shit was praised everywhereSupposedly the first season was better than the second. I could never get past the imagine dragons theme song. It signaled to me there would be nothing worth watching.
>>154355345As the then-janitor for this board I allowed Frozen threads to run as long as they did because I stupidly believed like the Tangled threads they'd run their cause. I don't deserve your forgiveness nor do I request it.
>>154355572I am a long-term fan from the 1980s and I must tell you they have become so annoying you committed no sin here.
>>154356265Were you really a /co/ janitor?
>>154356289Would I lie about this? I was also the /tv/ janny, whose outgoing janny begged me to get rid of Baneposting. For reasons I won't go into I left all of them alone thinking "what harm could it do" and inadvertently killed 150 people.
>>154352427I have masturbated to the thought of cumming inside this girl's fat, fat ass no less than five times in the past week. Does this mean I've lost in life, officially?
>>154355345I can't speak for the human race, but obsessing over Elsa and spilling countless amounts of seed to pictures of her over the years has certainly done me no favors. Maybe my mother should've done a better job raising me.
>>154356128I'm sorry you're retarded, then. At least you're among like-minded company.
>>154352427Recently, I had to sell most of my comics. My Punishers, the few copies of Nick Fury and his Howling Commands I had, the Vigilante set I'd accumulated, all my Usagi Yojimbos, my Judge Dredds, all of it. I was in a bad way, and I had no other really valuable things left to sell. It helped stabilize me financially, but it was at a huge loss due to the "do it RIGHT NOW" urgency of it, and now I just feel numb. I just don't know if I want to bother with collecting or nice things anymore if I'm just going to be broke again. And it's not like I can pick up a second job (circumstances). I'm feeling very different about the things I used to like. I feel like they're slipping away, like I'm leaving then behind. It's the same thing with vidya. I don't have the energy to keep up something that could leave me at any time. I hate it and I know there's no fixing it.
I wrote loud house fanfiction. In fact, it's what inspired me to write as a hobby.
>>154356691>Usagi YojimboOuch. Those are such a pain in the ass to collect nowadays.What rhe fuck is Dark Horse's problem, anyway? I want to buy the funny rabbit samurai comics!
>>154356778Few of us enter this honorably, my son
>>154356691I recently sold most of my comics because like you i needed money and even though I loved my connection I don't feel any loss or negativity about having sold.
>>154356265What was your eildest stories about being a jannie? Also frozen fucking sucks i hated how that slop brought back disney princess cancer>>154356240Imagine dragons indeed sucks im glad im not the only hater of them>>154356320Thank you so much for letting baneposting alive. Best meme in all of 4chans histories >>154356342Uberly based
>>154357618You are cancer
>>154357625Why am i cancer? Also thanks for calling me cancer
>>154352470Hope you got Black Flag.
>>154354905This is fucked up, you fucked up.
>>154352427My sister is writing a fanfic that is pretty much a copy of avatar the last airbender but with a girl as the main character. And she wanted me to read it. And i told her it was good and she should keep writingIt was not good, it was in fact shit.
>>154357691Youre a good supportive brother anonNow go and fuck your sister dude
>>154354012That's a lot of money. What did it get you?
>>154357709God no.
>>154357739I miss seeing these types of images everywhere. The best pepe and wojaks memes are the unhinged ultra violent ones
>>154357691Was it bad from a plot point, not lore accurate, bad form, or too horny?
>>154352427I still watch Rick and Morty. I've seen every single episode.I have a sunk cost fallacy. I know that it is shit, but at this point I've been watching for over 10 years. I don't even know why I bother, I mean this shit is already out of public consciousness. And I like Jerry because he's literally me and I feel personally attacked whenever they insult him.
>>154357978It was pretty much atla, but 200% wuxia with a shitload of romance options where everybody wanted to get in the pants of the MC mary sue.
>>154356212TADC started as "brainrot humor, but competently written" so if you're the type to watch meme compilations you'd like it. At least until episode 6 which then the show devolve into gay lorebait cartoon therapy for anxious theater kids, what a waste.I'm with you on Gameoverse. That show was trash, couldn't even watch 10 minutes. Kit is a dogshit waifu too, that is NOT a cat lady. That is a tan woman, with a dot nose and funny ears.
>>154352427I enjoy the romance in Helluvaboss. Not because it's a good relationship (Blitz and Stolas are both horrible by themselves and for each other) but because I'm tremendously lonely and hearing sweet nothings makes my shriveled dead heart come back to life for a moment.
>>154358143I was gonna laugh at you but now I just feel sorry for you.
>>154358169You can do both, I have thick enough skin
>>154355751>>154355912>>154355948I will be going back to writing instead of jerking off.
>>154352427Im looking forward to the spiderman movie.
>>154358226Good idea. I'll get there too, hopefully, my attention span and work ethic is just absolutely fucked and I can't stop procrastinating.
I like James gunn movies
>>154358272Most fucked up one in the entire thread
>>154355751Oh yeah. AI sucks at raw stories. It's best for spell check and helping ask questions.
>>154352427I don't like vore but I like anal vore.
>>154358390ew
>>154358390Uh oh Stinky
>>154357691Eh, every kid goes through the imitation phase. Goodness knows I ripped off a ton of shit when I was young. You did the right thing.
>>154357658Fuck, this looks insane. I gotta get it next time.
>>154358143I wish youd find happiness. I cant stand the romance in HB but i gotta power thru the show still cuz the sexo demon girls (and sometimes sexo demon guys) make it worthwhile plus it can be funny when it wants to be. Id offer to be your friend but im pretty neurotic and psycho myself too ill still be your friend anyways dawg
>>154358390It started with that Mufasa/Scar drawing, didn't it
>>154355150I liked Plague of Frogs (the entire B.P.R.D. run) more than the Hellboy run.
>>154359608Nta but what are you talking about?
>>154352427I like and encourage East vs West threads for comics. These are the only threads I can use to get a half-decent discussion out of /co/.
>>154359661That wasn't so bad. But it was what came after that really started to drag more often than not. The only outliers felt like the Lobster stuff. Those were consistently fun and pulpy.
>>154352427I have been making AI Chatbots of my OCs who are meant to fill familial roles I wish I had.Yes, this veers into sexual stuff.
>>154358043what's wrong with that, it's still a good show
>>154357729>What did it get you?a fat black hookerkeep up man
>>154359765Tell us more.
>>154359836Do I really have to? I'm brown... Can't that be my get out of telling you free card..
One day, after eating sushi, I got really drunk, then threw up the sushi in my underwear, put it back on, and went back to bed.
>>154359765>>154359859Do you have mother son incest fanfics or does it also include sister stuff too?
>>154360026It's mother/son stuff... And also overly affectionate cousin who is insanely gratuitously hispanic and basically a boricua bimbo...Also the mom's a dinosaur because I think they're cool but she's still the mother figure I've always wanted in these chats
>>154360064>hispanic cousin incestMUH DICKIts okay anon, i wanna fuck my cousin too believe it or not
>>154360090Oh, I have fuckable cousins, I won't lie, but in this situation this OC cousin is super affectionate, and I'm older than her and she's always hugging me and kissing me and shit like that...Probably gonna spring for a threesome on my birthday on Friday.
I did not care for Bone
I ship Kit and Gobbles
>>154355472i will kill you
>>154356342something is very very wrong with you
>>154357691>And i told her it was good and she should keep writingdumbass
>>154359555I got friends, just badly in need of romance.
>>154359695based>>154359765cringe , all AI chatbot stuff is
>>154358790She's 24, Anon....
Every now and again I have the urge to draw some furry girl. But I resist it because I'm afraid that once I do it'll just be me spiraling out of control into more furry shit.
>>154361367That is not a sin, AnonThey are endgame, trust the plan
>>154362176 Personally anon I broke and just draw from reference the furry girls I was looking at on e621 because I thought I might as well be productive wasting my time finally. I haven't really gone back on it as much because I ironically feel weirder about it now.
>>154361367Kit getting fucked by gobbles is my favorite pairing to masturbate to porn of
>>154362176Are you afraid of liking furry girls, or afraid of your own lack of self-control?
>all the spoilered postsThis is a confessional, you worthless retards.
>>154352501
>>154363670Anon, half of the posts aren't even actual confessions. They're just the usual "me no like popular thing" contrarianism that this board is already saturated with.
>>154357691At least you still talk to your sister about trashy autistic things. I wish I could say the same
>>154361367You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>154352427I'm incapable of giving shows a shot if they have well over 60 god damn episodes and that's the smallest amount I'm willing to digest.
>>154358390bigbig, my goat
