Gayest Straight Ship editionQOTT: What would the most overpowered Strife Specibus be? Through what you could Alchemize or simply because the weapon would be that good.Previous universe: >>154306278
>>154355613Thermonuclear bomb.
>>154355651Where the fuck are you getting that anon
creamping inside TC's bussy.
>>154355679im pretty sure he is refering to Rose robot form's heart. Its radioactive. Like a bomb.
>>154355679I'm sure Skaianet has some laying around somewhere, if not I'll just alchemize it by combining a uranium sample with some lithium batteries.
>>154355703I always thought Rosebot's heart would be a washing machine heart.
>>154355613 what about >154355347
>>154355789>>154355347fuck meeeee
>>154355613>QOTT: What would the most overpowered Strife Specibus be? Through what you could Alchemize or simply because the weapon would be that good.Tsar Bomba to the power of 1000, Destroy the fucking session, yall your asses are dead and this session will be doomed and I'm raping your different dream bubble selves. Anyways look at this cool pic I saw on twitter
>>154355818>not even blonde
>>154355818Bro that's not dirk, that's the screen slaver.
>>154355801>don't link the new thread in the old one after making it>expect people to use it
>>154355789>>154355801What ABOUT it?
Hello! It's me. Today is my birthday! I dont have much else to say, but i gotta say this board has been pretty nice to me, so thanks.
Lmao actual lunatic shit
>>154356904HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!
>>154357004That's probably another reason why most Homesmut artists leave.
>>154357004same person who drew this and jade dogdick btw
>>154357339>and jade dogdick btwYou'd think the Homestuck team would like her then
>>154357339Lol that's funny. Hope they're alright then.
>>154357004It's funny cause all the old art team tended to do tons of Homestuck porn.
>>154357463and that team sucked.
>>154357577Why?
>>154357463Sounds like it was just a mod being crazy which happens all the time in communities where someone with power isn't important or popular so they try to exert their power on others.
>>154357577Who was the old team? I ask so I can look up their porn.
>>154357706Lexxercise, Eyes5, AbortedSlunk, Michael Guy Bowman, etc
>>154356904Happy birthday anon! Hope all your wishes come true
>>154357727>Bowman drew pornDamn, really?
my hero
Beta John looks better than the one we ended up gettingProve me wrong
>>154357953Anti-aliasing! In my Homestuck! Unlikely!
>>154357905my dream is for every artist here to draw John jade. other than that, i guess ill just be fine.
>>154357953Looking from far away and closer I don't see much of a diference. But would be funny that this was the normal world appearence buf after Sburb was executed every line and bitmap was shifted to be the anti aliased brush.
>>154358097>I don't see much of a diferenceBelt and black shoes make him look more /fa/
>>154357004bro imagine a fucking 47 year old man and his gaggle of groupies stalking you because he didn't like johnkat smut or something inane like that. and he's also the creator of the thing you make smut about.
>>154358161oooh now that you pointed out, you are right. he even looks more mature/adult. like following more his papa's clothe choices.
>>154357953Where's the sovl...
>>154357004I'm just waiting for them to try to go after BD
>>154357950kek I haven't noticed the finger of light until now
>>154358403bd?
>>154358434breedingduties
>>154358461didnt that guy retire?
>>154358181Not to go all good tsar bad boyars but this doesn't sound like the case hussie himself would get involved with.
>>154358466I swore I saw a thing of Jade giving birth recently from him>>154358470Dude had actual beef with Phoebe, who is friends with exclipse.
>>154358461breedingduties is so old they would already gotten him you retard
>>154358461it would be more than deserved for making ugly 3d renders.
>>154358466Yes, he only does WMBF stuff of his wife's characters now.
page 10? hmmm how could that be?i thought you guys wanted new threads to talk about homestuck/mspa stuff. does that mean its over?
>>154359909okay anon, ill just post something that will create discussions then.
>>154359906I can accept John's vrisification but a a side cut is a step too far
>>154359909aint no way were back at page 1, its that easy.
>>154360003its easy peasy. like a breezy
>>154359958cute. love cute feMales.
>>154359989evil john would make half of the anons here faint and you know it
>>154360065godfeels john would make people faint due to how fucking ass that shit is
Hugging Nepeta and jumping off an edge of a cliff, resulting in a dragging yowl before she sees I’ve landed on a flying train and will beat up every troll on it with my feet before the hug ends
As females are the dominant sex among the trolls and femininity is gendered as superior to masculinity in their society, by male troll standards Tavros is functionally a high-T giagachad jock.Discuss
>>154361344Probally He was seen as a wimp regardless because he didnt indulge in self defense violence or tried to appear more intimidating or aggresive like other kids. Even Nepeta being all well meaning was a fiercy hunteress. Meanwhile Tavros's submissive and well meaning personality made him both more attractive to be nurtured or enjoyed by his females friends but as well made him seen like something to be taken care, guided and nurtured than a Sigma male like well Dare i say Karkat. He was all bark and no bite but the others at least followed and listened his leadership (begrudgingly)
>>154361506Maybe Tavros would had been a way better example of healthy masculinity in alternia and would had a good self self-esteem if Vriska hadn't fucked up with him making him a cwipple. or abused him and etc.
>>154361566no the most important. not being a lowblood
the things i would do to him
>>154361664Karkat was a mutant blood and people actually knew it and respected this about him. even Equius with all his casteism fetish treated Karkat well. hell, Equius helped Tavros with his robot legs implants. I dont think being a lowblood was that much of a factor for the group friction dynamics.
>>154361731make hot choc with marshmallows for Eridan..
>>154361506>He was all bark and no bite but the others at least followed and listened his leadership (begrudgingly)That's because he's their version of a hysterical woman everyone tries to appease just to enjoy a moment of peace.I bet the girlies were secretly roasting him in a secret female-only memo
>>154361761Er....Actually.... You are not that far from the true oh my god...
is there any possible way for dead characters like eridan to exist and do something again in beyond canon? i would do anything for more eridan and in the bc artstyle.
>>154361927nepeta appeared during the intermission for some reason, so with the power of hack writers that want their blorbos back anything is possible
>>154361927We got Eridan in chapter 22 of candy epilogue. Was it worth it?
>>154362115Nope. He was only there to be shown in a scene full of mockery and out of spite. I hope eridan is not back to be aimed ridicule on that shitshow.I actually like beyond canon NOW but please leave my other classic chars alone they already where butchered enough.Give me a satyr or nymph Eridan instead.
Lily nagging Ellith a little just because.
I haven't read Prisounebound but I had a dream about Yttris after seeing him in the threads. I was dreaming that I finally was reading Prisounebound and Yttris was being introduced. And his thing was that even though he was a highblood, he had this amazing ability to regrow lost limbs that made it so he was kept captive and just cut into by people so they could get new arms and stuff. But then they went to cut off his penis, and he didn't want that because if they took that it wouldn't come back and he'd just have a vagina. And then they did take it and now he has a vagina and he's sad.
Is there any hope for Homestuck to be good again?
>>154363095>but then when they cut out his penis-Hmmmm*puts on my jung glasses*Interesting. Its the first time you had this type of dream?
>>154363169Yes but only in the Possible Animated series. And only that.
>>154363169No. If you think otherwise you haven't been here long enough.
I really want to dream with Tavros and Gamzee but its been really hard to do that. I read fanfics, i saw inumerous fanarts before sleeping, and i had a dream with totally unrelated characters instead. I don't know what I'm doing wrong
>>154363095this is the strangest forcefemme fantasy ive read in a while ngl
>>154363179(me)btw a quick read explains that genitalia's being cut is fear or worrying of sexual disfunction of some kind.
Something about seeing Kalian all dolled up and sexy makes me very VERY flustered, what a naughty boy.
>>154363537I think he is a oliveblood in desguise.
>>154363169not while hussie is alive
>>154363169It would require supernatural power
>>154363557You mean to say that he's a... catfish??
>>154363380>>154363345>>154363179It was crazy and I thought it was really in the comic for like a day after the dream but then I started thinking and was like "Wait, I never read that" and also started thinking how weird it was that they illustrated his penis getting cut off. Anyways this is the first dream I've ever had like that.
>>154363773nows as good a time as any to read it i guess
>>154363773This is fascinating. Thanks for sharing :D
Have you guys been reading any fanventures lately? Any you would recommend?
>>154355613Y'all mind if I promote my fanfic.https://archiveofourown.gay/works/85046866/chapters/224546576
>>154364576homestuck italiano
if adam from autopraxis is meant to be some weird foil to hussie does that mean that he isnt a racist?
>>154363169swiss will save homestuck
>>154363095lot of anons having weird homestuck dreams lately are you guys ok
>>154364576Author's currently slowposting, but I'd still shill Decompressed: NukeOps/Compressed/Galaxy's Greatest Detective. If you like spessmens. And possibly getting radicalized.https://mspfa.com/?s=39295&p=1
https://files.catbox.moe/n9re9z.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/k14791.jpg
>>154364974th!s !s vewy, vewy lewd...
>>154365153just good old friendship bonding. between girls.
>>154365290Girls shouldn't bond like that.
>>154365440they should... its good for the skin, the group moral, they would understand each other in ways words alone could never.
>>154363169Only if Hussie actually committed to the rewrite meme, which is nigh-impossible because that would also fuck over the epilogues and HSBC
>>154363220The demiurge is fucking with you
Am I stupid for liking this ancient troll so much?
>>154365775you mean like...? the style or the story?
>>154365787Him. Personally.
>>154365955nope you aren't stupid. in fact you have amazingly good taste. Kristis are adorables and should be treated well. Maybe our boy Korp will finally smile again soon. now Think about it. Does korpus know about his ancestors? I wonder.
i know that its a retarded question but why do homestuck fans have a meltdown over somebody drawing a cartoon pairing they don't like. like i dont fucking know dirkroxy or grimdorks. or like davejade. like they react to those pairings worse than literal pedo incest shit.
>>154355613>qottFist of the northstar strife specibi
Noisy sloppy sex with Adrian's nook
>>154366055>like they react to those pairings worse than literal pedo incest shit.Because they are if you're a fujo/yuritard using twitter
>>154366055Their identities are intertwined with their interpretations of fictional characters, rival interpretations are therefore threats to their identity.
>>154361344>Karkat is the Alternian male equivalent of a bratty tomboy who needs a dominant troll mommy to show him who's really in charge
>>154366403Stop. That's my dad's name.
>>154363638RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE
>>154356904What's your classpect birthday boy/girl?
>>154367100ME W UR DAD LMAO
>>154367146Witch of Breath :)
I wish I had an original classpect instead of sharing it with a character from the comic...Don't get me wrong, it's a good character, but I feel so basic...
sex with kankri
>>154368062He's celibate so he's going to endlessly edge you without making you orgasm to make sure he's not breaking his vows.
>>154367099>Karkat is insecure about himself and his size>Terezi teases him as she's pulling down his pants>Gets hit with intense cock-shock as she feels his heft in her hands, literally discovering each inch as she slides her hand down as she can't see itIt's like the girl who you think is flat is actually binding and turns out to actually have massive tits.
>>154368079hot.
good morning hsg!
>>154368724
dave putting jane in a mating press...
why a pacifist troll girl has a hunting trophy on her shack? i wonder if she is into vulture culture or she killed that.
>>154369177Jane deforming like a play-doh...
>>154367950just retake the test at a different point of day, your brain will likely have different opinions about itself and will choose different answers
im rereading it btw
Nepeta fishing. Accidentally throwing Nepeta in while luring fish lusii, as she has the power to slice out of giant fish bellies
>>154369599dave being covered in red lipstick marks...
LeBorn
>>154370363DELETE THIS FROM MY EYES
>>154369634Aside from the fact I get the same result at least 80% of the time, I've read so much about classpecting it's impossible for me not to know which class and aspect most closely map onto my behavior. At some fundamental level I know that even though there's another class and other two aspects that *kinda* fit me, my main class and aspect are so predominant that trying to pretend otherwise would deplete global cope reserves in under a week.
where is everybody?
>>154371386deltarune
>>154371436I'm also waiting for deltarune. Anyone knows a calm streamer that will stream the new chapter today?
>I guess I could have labeled it, but I didn't have the brilliant idea of putting 500 intermissions into HS yet. That masterstroke comes in Act 6, when we all start spiralling downward into hell together for eternity.Deep down even Hussie has always known A6 is shit
>>154371436>>154371484there's a new chapter if it? how many are in store?
>>154371436And the reviews are inHandpicked to make it semi-relevant to /hsg/>>>/v/741789846>>>/v/741790213>>>/v/741790393>>>/v/741792246>>>/vg/571740336
>>154372676it has been so little time, these people are panicking because theres yuri in it kek
:33 < sometimes you just gotta ride your meowrail into the sunset to let off some steam! its even nyaicer if you get to enjoy it too ;33
>>154373336This is a crime. Making fake footage of Nepeta, who Would Not Do This
>Undertale/Deltarune shitFuck off.
>>154374108honestly, that shit has dragged itself out longer than it needs to, toby "the same 5 songs" fox is a fucking hack and its bad enough we have to deal with hussie
>>154374240I didn't like Undertale in the slightest but still had some respect for the guy, but now every time I hear about Deltarune that respect is being whittled away bit by bit. The games are easily the most overrated shit in the world.
Its so quiet. So delightfully quiet.
VivziePop still won.
>>154374108>insert "fuck off we don't want your kind here" meme here
>Terezi is Toby's favorite troll>Bases Susie on her >Makes her a complete dyke I see he and Goose have something in common.
>>154374645terezi isnt purple.
>>154374645Robert wants to portray StarkDoom as over the top continuously foggat yag for Stevey Strange.The heartless follow me as long as I screw over the people that hurt Miss Keine.
Six Seeeveeeeeen
Pb upd8oficus what is that
>Toby was a Vrisrezifag the whole timeUnfathomably grim.
>>154375505Do you think her lusus sounds like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ERUHyM6BDo
Prisounebound updated. We are now the sssimp.https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=929
>>154375401Oh my skaia it's the meme his holiness is doing
>panties and thongs>pixelated dildo>camcorder on a tripodOh this bitch is nasty.
>>154375518this implies that noelle is vriska and thats just wrong.
>>154375615>suggestion box open againnoice. tempted to ask about the renity portrait but asked about the thongs instead
>>154375928do you think she humps that purrbeast before going to sleep?
>oficus records herself jacking off with two dildos at once for money
>>154375928>>pixelated dildomy retarded ass though it was a santa hat till this post
>>154375986True, we all know Dess will be the real Vriska
>>154376155Why the fuck would it have been a santa hat?
she's a whore huhuhuhuhuhuhu
>>154376178she's allowed to have a variety of interests. same way she has a random box of takisshuddup lemme cook
>>154376196i like her Horn Beetles collecting!!!as for the other stuff. idk what i was expecting.And she also likes incenses just like me!!!i wanted to ask what is on her level below the stairs... oficus evil dungeon?
>>154376261she eat hot chip charge her phone and lie
Takis and pretty damn good btw. I need someday again. its so cheap and tasty... oficus is so cool..
Got bored and drew some piercings over Alan art. Let me know which ones you like the best.
Tried out some spike piercings too.
I think Rose is pretty nice but I wish she talked in a less smart way. Because Im dumb. And i cant get when she is being cynical or serious.
anon you know you can put the alts on catbox links so like... u dont spam on here right..?
Also wanted to see him with that one thing Skye carved into him from the art the author did of Alan.
And something silly I wanted to do after getting some feedback, I think he looks nice with a stomach piercing.>>154377310We never hit image limit anyway and nobody was posting, it's fine anon.
>>154377276You might just be retarded.
>>154377354yep. im hungry too.
>>154377525Fat retard.
Why is Alan so erotic?
>>154377825I'm not fat.
>>154377943he needs to be aerodynamic for the swimming club
What did you guys tell Oficus to do?
>>154379132=>Oficus: Talk about Beetles and how you take care of them.
how does this make you feel?
>>154379286It makes me feel so sad for the plight of the lower castes, we really need to overhaul the system to give EVERYONE equal rights. NO ONE is better than any other troll and we need to change our society to reflect that.I'm 6'2 btw.
definitly a zeBRUH moment.
the fucking angry goku face lmaaaao
>>154379743Umm, first off. Your blood's brown.
Oficus could teach me insect husbandry. She lives like a slob but seems to take care and breed really healthy and happy specimens.
>when theyre mean to renity online
>>154379860i was about to make a tiny dick joke but that gets old fast. U suck. U suck bad. and you are mean and manipulative. and i.... hate you .. so much.
is that a dmarko portrait hided or im seeing things?
https://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=60Sorry for the wait
>>154359906It's shit like this getting posted unironically and not having like 100 replies telling the anon to kill himself that truly exemplifies this fanbase now being like 70% retarded and raped hefabs under the age of 19
MASS APPEAL JUST UPDATED GET IN HERE FAGShttps://mspfa.com/?s=69184&p=60
>>154380299>>1543802662 of them (both got dubs somehow)
>>154380279>sees something being ignored>this is disgusting slop killing the fanbase because you didnt bother replying to baitSmelly animeposter.
This dork is so cute goddamn.
>>154380266Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry.
>>154380266>>154380299Do you think Levi is guilty of having sinful thoughts about his mother figure?
>>154380474>This boy isn’t too keen about you ogling the Counselor and giving her pet names.>She’s like a mother to him after all.bros
>oh sweet new fanventure upda-FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FU CK FUCK FUCKNONONONONMONONONOOOOOOO
>>154380266I need her to sit on my face
Okay I read Act 1 yesterday, it's good! Immediately more interesting than anything prior, I love that there's music and interactivity sometimes.
page 8
>>1543814269*
A knight of breath
>>154382869I'd fuck that.
>>154380913If you think act 1 is already good, then you're in for a treat much later, the earliest act feels more like a slow set upAlso personally I suggest you enable controversial content, some of the early flashes will have a different music by the guy who later had a huge beef with hussie and quit, and imo his soundtrack generally fit the animations much better than the replacements
>>154382869What LARP would he put up to cope with his inadequacies?
>>154383033Nice dubs.
LEVI A CUTE! A CUTE!
>>154383450Levi a whore in denial.
>>154382997he was my hero
>>154380209You mean hidden?
>>154376270
>>154373383Maybe she would in an AU where Equius doesn't have his mutant STRENGTH. There are two characters in the comic who openly admit that they're kind of attracted to his muscly figure: Nepeta and Vriska. I guess Eridan too, but Eri tries to hit on everyone.
>>154355613>QOTT: What would the most overpowered Strife Specibus be? Through what you could Alchemize or simply because the weapon would be that good.MindkindFor a mind kind devise any other weapon, tactic or device
opinions on black dave?
>>154384693He got his n-word pass revoked for selling knock-offs to mid western white people
>>154384693It's aight
>>154380474>>154380566Levi x Counselor art when?
>>154384693Setting aside the fact he's canonically the pinkest of motherfucking star monkeys(I know I'd be preaching to the choir here), black dave genuinely looks ugly as shit. I dunno why, black rose can look really aesthetic but I don't think I've ever seen BLACKED dave that doesn't looks like total ass. I'm sure the fact most artists drawing it are davekatsloppers doesn't help, but there's something about dave that makes him looks genuinely unappealing with black skin. I don't know, maybe it's the prominent red color.
>>154382869Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>154385888CHECK THOSE ROSEMARY TRIPS
>>154386177I like how creative this one is.
>>154384693Dave says nigger while being white. It’s core to his character.
>>154386225The average DirkJohn fanart
>>154386249Perhaps only rivalled by Pepsicola artists.
>>154386249i should do this with johnkat.
>>154386317I've always had a soft spot for Johnkat. It's just so rare nowadays.
>>154384388yeah
>>154386525i thought that was a dick on daves mouth lol
>>154385888What a lovely throuple
Who wore it better?
>>154384693Only made because people can´t stand the idea of a white kid that´s into hip hop or techno.You have to change a lot of Dave´s aesthetic and even personlity just to make him fit into the subculture of Black America. Because as he is. He looks like a larper.
>>154379286I wanna breed her SO bad... I want my ape seed to intermingle with her insectoid genes so to overwright her biology so she can give birth to a beautiful half breed that I can raise as a human,That and to fuck her tits everyday.
I vaguely remember a greentext screencap, or maybe it was a tumblr post, about Hussie saying something like "You see, the message of my story is that if you make your characters do X it will make for a really bad story. That's why I made my characters do X, so that you would see it makes for a bad story."Does anyone have it or am I imagining things?
I've been gone for nine weeks. No internet or phone or 4chan. What did I miss?
>>154387600nothing.
>>154384693Something Dave would accept ironically.
>>154387652Any new or interesting art? I've been drawing Aradia a lot lately.
>Ellith is crying and is distressing Korpus>RED COLORED zap symbol SFX>Cute Bear is Transportalized(Or maybe Delivered Back in time >:] hmm hmmm???) when Ellith needed the most to calm her down>Ellith Misunderstands and thinks Korpus alchemized the bear plush for her>In the future the Bear is passed for a sleepy Mallum on Ellith Medium>You know what that means!I SEE WHAT YOU DOING IN THERE!!
what are these bots smoking? cant even make sense.
>>154386249if only other good ships got this treatment
sburb.exe upd8dhttps://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=860Also>countless months of learning Japanese finally coming to fruition as now I can finally kinda read untranslated text in some msfpa without looking things upWorth it
is this lovecrafts cat there.
>>154387600some kino whiteboards and anons making their own content like fics
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76916684-3437-0572
>>154388245When did NorrinRadical give up posting? TFW arabic.
i like that daruma speaks in figurative language. kiki world's is so well drawn.
