How does Brian pull girls like this so consistently?
You just know.
Girls like dogs
>>154361264aren't most of these girls borderline retarded and easily impressed by Brian's smooth-talking pseudointellectuallism? Quagmire may be a degenerate pervert but Brian is a stereotypical predator.
>>154361306Quagmire is a literal predator
>>154361332Why is Neiji crying? He would have married Hinata if Naruto weren't around.
>>154361264Cartoon.
>>154361306I never liked the quagmire glazing brian might be a douche but quagmire is or at least was an honest to god psychopath rapist, I'm pretty sure they even implied murder from him a few times
>>154361264Hes a bipedal dog, a literal walking fetish for dog fuckers
>>154361332>chojifat chance ino, enjoy sai's tiny dick
>>154361264they are white
>>154361306Quagmire hates Brian because he sees himself in Brian. Quagmire has serious mommy issues and his dad is an iffeminate trans chick, so it tracks that he came out a degenerate. Quagmire is a RAPIST, he's been implied to have raped MINORS as well, Brian is a douchebag who goes for retards and dumb blondes so Quags sees something familiar in him that he hates deep down
how do americans get aroused by such ugly drawings?
>>154364205Rent free
>>154361264white women + dog = YJK
>>154364252rent is 3000 dollars a month
>>154361297They like 'em a little TOO much in the world of Family Guy...
>>154361264Because the screenwriter said so
>>154361264He may not be involved with the production of the show anymore, but Brian has always kind of remained Seth's fursona
>>154361264>How does the self insert avatar of the show's creator pull girls constantly?It is a mystery.
>>154361264tummyyy
>>154361288fpbp
>>154361264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jueGVeBieD4
>>154361264brian is seth self insert
>>154361264Sure, Brian pulls them, but does he actually keep them? Brian's not exactly a keeper...
>>154361306Correct, which is why Brian actually broke up with a celebrity who was SMARTER than him.
>>154366097cute tush
>>154366097You can never go wrong with Petty
>>154364966Why'd the screenwriter say so?
When are we gonna get an episode where a new guy comes to town and convinces the women of Quahog that bestiality is wrong, which leads to Brian being unable to lay pipe and his plot for the episode is he tries to convince Quahogians that bestiality is okay and the women should have sex with him?
>>154370062SOMEONE HIRE THIS ANON
>>154361264The real question should be why aren't these women being arrested for bestiality?
>>154370437cartoon rules, simple as
>>154370031cute feet
https://youtu.be/CkQXUhGz8sw
>>154362322I would totally fuck him up the ass
>>154361264First impression. He always finds a way to fuck it up or he learns that they're better than him in some way that leads to his ego getting bruised. There's a reason his longest relationship was with Jillian, who reads at a pre-school level
https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
>>154373987https://youtu.be/9rYlIIUduA4
>>154376848Peter just made Brian cry, but where's the laughter?!
WHERE. IS. THE FAMILY GUY. MOVIE?!!
>>154361264Because his first interaction with them is almost always lying about who he is and what he does, also white girls fuck dogs or something
>>154379245Disney is probably waiting to see how Simpsons 2 does first
>>154379245What cutaway does picrel originate from anyway? I know FG didn't actually do a TV/movie visuals joke
>>154379245pretty sure Seth chooses to make spin off instead of movies
>>154361264Imagine the sweat
>>154361332Hinata looks stoned as hell here
>>154381443
It's a friggin cartoon>>154361584>>154362742Keep in mind that Family Guy characters only have very loose personalities so everything depends on the writer. Sometimes Quagmire will be a degenerate molester, sometimes there's a justification to his moralizing
>>154361584
>>154379245>RTX off>RTX on
>>154376317Ok I was really just about to post this lol
>>154361264Because its easy to smash puss
>>154361264he's not a christcuckthat helps a lot
>>154383906
>>154361264>how did a dog keep pulling white women?really? family guy went over your head?
>>154361264By being a barely hidden self insert character for Seth. That's it. That's also why despite being a massive dickhead the rest of the cast constantly worships his ass except Quagmire who's the rapist.I know the meme is "haha I have a bestiality fetish" but Brian could just be a human nowadays and literally nothing would change. His dog aspects got lost back in s2 or 3.
>>154361264despite being flanderized to shit, Brian is still MacFarlane's self insert
