Bump if you're reading.
And that's it. If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
Boo, full body Carnage was not in the book
>>154366950>>154366957The pedophiles are going to be here soon.
>>154367014Will Lance Bannon finally get justice?
>>154367520>>154367016Based Toxin
>>154367033I like how he's existed for 32 years and it's been 14 years since his last appearance and they still aren't bothering to get the loose plotline of his true identity over with
>>154367002>Meanwhile, in sunny Acapulco...
>>154367549The original plan was for him to be Jonah right? And everyone agreed that was retarded which is why it got dropped in the first place
>>154366896>>154366899Cindy you're like thirty-something please act your age
>>154366867Jess has X-pals? Ones willing to give away extraterrestrial hard light doohickeys to Norman Osborn? Free of charge?
>>154367600I think it was meant to be the butler of the Not-Bruce-Wayne guy, because the joke is "The Butler did it"
>>154366858>the amazing spider-man>no spider-manspider-adjacent's still can't sell a title without riding on peter's coattails
>>154366867Sex with Maka.
>>154366957>Maka gets Carnage>May gets Benom
There's also a new Spider-Man Infinity Comic ongoing out now written by Griffin/Sheridan, replacing the one with Miles by ZiglarThis is the second one revealed with Spider-Man, the first one is apparently a 48-issue evergreen comic released only on the USA Today app by Al Ewing and Todd Nauck
>>154367002Just stop mentioning him Ewing.All this is just going to look worse when he is inevitably going to be portrayed openly as the second coming of Marcus Immortus.Y'know, acknowledged in universe. When the current regime is gone in a few years.
>>154366957Needed some Jess booty shots teebh
>The reason to why Teresa was confirmed to no longer be Peter's sister was that Kelly and Lowe were working on building up to Mac's reveal of being Peter's cousin and needed her out of the way to make him more specialActually pathetic move
>no hypnotized JessicaOne fucking job.One fucking selling pointTo the bottom of the sales you go.
>>154366896Cindy you are almost 30
>>154367881It could be explained as part of Cindy being sheltered, in arrested development growing up in a bunker.Of course that just makes Slotts origins even more slimy.
>>154367870Have a source on that or are you just a schizo making up reasons to be mad?
>>154366957Symbiotes love lolis.
>>154366969it's still funny to me that no one ever bothered to fix these pages yet
>>154367016I miss Pat too. He got a raw deal.
>>154366986C'mon, MJ. Fuck the alien shapeshifter. Cross it off the bucket list. You're freshly single and grieving. Treat it like a pump and dump rebound. Peter and Flash and Dylan and whoever else don't need to know. Fucking do it.
>>154367033I'm noticing stuff from this series being sent to other ongoings. Last time it was Masque going to Iron Man.
>>154367062What even is this series? It doesn't have its own identity outside of symbiote hopping and crossing over with every other comic in some way.
>>154367052Dylan is such edge lord at times
>>154367960Lowe and/or Slott pls.
>>154367738>48-issue evergreen comic released only on the USA Today app by Al Ewing and Todd NauckConsidering Ewing Venom basically feels like discount Spider-Man at this point that shouldn't be that bad a series
>>154367976Idk symbiotes just became a huge portion of Marvel's output and nobody seems to have a good answer as to why.
>>154367976Currently since All-New Venom, it's been an ASM companion title
>>154368000First issue was very lame.
I don't want Paul to be a part of Dylan's fucking backstory, he's got plenty to angst about already don't lob in the manbun.Just black hole his name and move on until you cowards are ready to actually address Dead Language, don't turn him into Gwen.
>>154366931What happened to Silk during the battle?
>>154368011Is Venom under ASM editors team? I imagine that's been the case for ever.
>>154367052Looking like the Future-Dylan now
>>154368038it's about what i expected since it's an intro
>>154368248No, Venom was its own thing until White took over the editing for the book after Venom War
>>154366896>Me and Gwen's bandShouldn't that be "Gwen and I's band" or "Gwen's band and I"?
>>154368276Well, that explains a lot.
Too much Norman & the kids. Not enough Jess.
>>154366858Tracy Scops version when?
>>154367052EdgeKINO.
>>154366986>>154367056ykw I really like this Venom look as long as the mouth's closed
>>154366888>Able to dodge from range when he did this for an entire crowd at once regularlyJust how big is this room?
>>154367870But if Teresa isn't Peter's sister, that means he can FFFFFFFFUCK her.
>>154366903...When does Jess sneaking out into a bar fit into her life? She'd be able to get alcohol already in most of Europe at his age on top of her particular backstory issues.
>>154367014I don't remember if it was posted here, but at least the worse case-scenario of having Madame Masque using the F.A.C.A.D.E. armor didn't happen. Just a generic AIM one on her and the regular nobody operator here.
>>154368766I think she’s just saying that lie in front of Miles and Norman just to give Miles basis to shut up and go with them to the college party.
>>154368888Who would have an old grudge to Johnny Storm but is someone associated with Spider-Man’s life, at least as far back as 1990s Marvel?
Nothing is more ridiculous than this premise where Norman is to be left with a bunch of Spider dressed children and it's fine.No, I don't care if Jessica is watching. She's drinking with him. He is not being taken seriously.
>>154369073Norman isn't evil anymore.
>>154367045>>154367052Sad to see Rick's tenure as a symbiote guy already end, but it is still another notch in his incredibly long belt.Wonder if Ewing's going to write him out of the book now or try to come up with something else for the guy.
>>154369069I assume it would be revealed as some one-off guy from Strange Tales who has no existing connection to Spider-Man and the explanation is full of references to stories that never happened.
>>154369193Maybe the Acrobat, Carl Zante?
>>154369083The no-stakes magic shotgun way to redemption was always ridiculous and weightless, and we are just waiting for some penny to drop, and in the likely event it doesn't it still paints the entire premise with a weird brush.
>>154367052Add another to the list of awful Toxin designs. Good God.Well, at least with the kid he'll get something resembling relevance, but with how much this story likes to flip flop, I can see this lasting like two issues before another host switch.
>>154367033In 30 years, we might have enough issues to make a facade epic collection, and It would be wild if someone made it all come together.
>>154369267I may be wrong, and we'll probably never know, but I believe Spencer didn't intend for Norman's "redemption" to last and Lowe decided to keep it after he left.
>>154366915Miles you idiot. You should be grinding on Arana’s tight Latina ass right now while Gwen and Cindy have to watch from the stage.>>154366912Jess should be having many one night stands with college guys to ease her depression over losing her son. Just make me a writer with Tracy Scops.
>>154369422Lowe could not care less about anything except ensuring that Peter remains in shallow relationship and directionless hell. That's it. You can make a meat puppet out of the rest of the cast as they have done and it doesn't matter.
>>154369281It's been a weird ride.
Next issue will Carnage Spider-Girl seduce Bailey?
>>154369586>You should be grinding on Arana’s tight Latina ass right nowGod I wish that were me.
>>154369719Tfw you’ll never be the lone male in a horny spider-women quintet of hot white MILF, kinky blonde punker, spicy Latina tomboy, and sexy Korean Noona.
>>154369800Calling Cindy Ajumma!
>>154370037Auntie Cindy
>>154367056>make it all about you>the same line she used on peter during death spiralmarywhorekek already treating tony like her biggest ex/love interest ever, bros why marvel gotta do our marywhorekeks dirty this bad why...
>>154370415It’s in character for her. Why does it offend you?
>>154370518it doesn't offend me but it offends the marywhorekekbros who are quite picky of how she treats any male character not called peter, they're liable to also hate this so why marvel continues to do them dirty...
Wish I could have vaginal intercourse with Jessica
>>154370628Dont you have DanDaDan and One Piece threads to derail at /a/ Borutocuck?
>>154366888Omg she's so queen! SlaaaaAaAAaaa Aaaaaaa Yyyyyy
>>154366903Gwen is 21+?
>>154366896Cindy is supposed to be the same age as Peter. Her origin had her as a teen when Peter was.
>>154366999A cat is fine too.
>>154367024Whats the point of those chains and chemical tubes? It honestly feels overdesigned.
>>154371188>questioning the point of tubes
>>154367052Are they doing it for Hasbro? What other reason to keep changing shit like that?
>>154371073The origin established she was a college senior and two years older than Peter, who's currently forever-28.
>>154371273High school not college senior I meant. She was going to attend college the next year.
>>154367014>The real Identity of FACADE is more compelling than ULTIMATE's ending finale and that's not even much.
>>154371241I don't think Hasbro's made any of these, and the lag period for toy development means it would be outdated by that pint.
>>154371028No but Gwen and Arana are in college. Bartenders don’t care if hot girls age 18 to 20 drink because it brings in men.
>>154371241At this point symbiotes bonding with anyone has lost all meaning and impact.
>>154371481But now they’re bonding with underage kids.
>>154371585>nowAlso Normie for a short while.
>>154370951>no rebuttalyou're not angry at me you're angry with marvel editorial marywhorekekbro...
>>154367056Is MJ stupid is this just somethign she says to everyone?
2 symbiotes bonded to 2 different underage kids in 2 different comic books in the same day.
>>154371876Stark is her daddy
>>154371876Tony is hers and Peter's rich cool uncle.
>>154371711Deathbattle is over there
>>154367052Knew this would happen when Eddie became Carnage and Toxin lost his host.Figured it would happen when Eddie was still Carnage to make it more father/son.
>>154366999based sleeper always supporting his bro.
>>154366965Venom covers and next issuesVenom #259 Clayton Crain VariantVenom #259 Ejikure Venom VariantVenom #259 Luciano Vecchio Marvel Soccer VariantVenom #259 Martín Cóccolo Foil VariantVenom #259 1:10 R. B. Silva Design VariantVenom #259 1:25 Francesco Manna VariantVenom #259 1:100 Clayton Crain Virgin VariantVenom #259 616 Comics Kendrick 'Kunkka' Lim A VariantVenom #259 616 Comics Kendrick 'Kunkka' Lim B Virgin VariantVenom #259 616 Comics Kendrick 'Kunkka' Lim C Virgin Variant>Months ago, Dylan Brock was killed by Carnage — and granted an audience with the Eventuality, the ultimate iteration of his father. He asked five questions and he was given five answers — hints at a dark future waiting for him. Now that future is here...>VENOM'S OLDEST ENEMY RETURNS! Long ago, a friend of Reed Richards had a problem — an alien costume that didn't want to come off. Reed Richards blasted it off with a sonic weapon and imprisoned it for study. It seemed like a good idea at the time... but now he's got to work with that alien to save the world — and Venom holds one heck of a grudge!>WHO IS THE NEW ALL-VENOM? Mary Jane Watson is Venom... and so is everybody else! VENOMWORLD LIVES! The war between Knull and Hela just ended — and even Eight Billion Venoms might not be enough to beat the winner! It’s the strangest adventure yet for the World’s Strangest Roommates... but is the lease finally up?
>>154367040>>154367045>>154367052This honestly feels like they try to make Dylan super special "one with the symbiotes". Is there something I'm missing?
Clayton Crain Variant
Ejikure Venom Variant
Martín Cóccolo Foil Variant
1:10 R. B. Silva Design Variant
1:25 Francesco Manna Variant
616 Comics Kendrick 'Kunkka' Lim C Virgin Variant
>>154373082>d>>154373070>>154373064>>154373046>Main cover is just a symbolic depiction of last month's ending, so it is about as related as the generic alternate ones
>>154367056>>154367062Huge Dan Slott energy.
>>154367056they have no fucking clue how to write her. this is literally just recycle dialogue from death spiral! I doubt Ewing even wrote this.
>>154368004>nobody seems to have a good answer as to whyTom Hardy
>>154373247Bane?
>>154366927>>154366950>Leaving children unattended with military grade hardware and brainwashing civilians as part of an involuntary training exerciseWHAT A HERO
>>154373467Tony Stark has done worse than that.
>>154367056>>154367062she's gonna suck him off again within the year. cap this.
>>154373647Tony’s too busy having gay sex with Norman Osborn!
>>154371711I’m not angry at editorial right now. They killed off your boyfriend Paul and caved by bringing Ultimate back. Sorry to say that Poland isn’t lowering its age of consent anytime soon…
>>154374020???
>>154367056>>154367062MJ whore fucks Tony Stark yes it here comes.
>>154374176best to ignore if him if starts to spam well you know what to do osborn fans seethe hard all the time due to the fact that norman never really Gwen.
>>154374176>>154374235>>154374295Norman Osborn is a Spider-Man character in an Iron Man book that means Norman is going to have sex with Tony. Sorry Iron FAGGOTS but Tony is getting his ass fucked by Norman.
>>154374020Just wanted to clear something up osborn fans regarding gwen thoseletters mean nothing since you have no idea what really went behind the scenes it just so happens my grandfather has videotape recording between stan lee and conway regarding Gwen's death. Thus what is printed on paper is a fucking lie. Remind me to play that tape on public channel such as youtube for all the world to hear.
>>154374370It makes sense MJ showing up in Iron Man’s book means she had sex with Tony so Norman showing up in Iron Man’s book means he had sex with Tony. It’s just basic logic. Norman definitely had sex with Tony Stark.
okay anons you know what to do regarding this asshole don't forget now mods hate spam now. bye now anon.>>154374370
>>154374418That’s too long, I didn’t read it.
>>154374439spam you know what to do anons.
>>154374467You hate me because I’m telling the truth. Norman showed up in Tony’s book that means they fucked.
>>154374478oh you don't have to read it all no sir just wait untill I play that tape on youtube now.
>>154374055Dont worry, he is seething that this week's dandadan chapter had aira accepting that she lost the okarunbowl, and that she admits that momo is her best fren.NTR fags are losing hard all over the place.
>>154374525Spam. You know what to do everyone.
>>154374501lol I have a videotape recording between stan lee and conway regarding the truth about Gwen's death. what do you have anon? nothing at all
>>154374544ahh so you just admitted to spamming the board right now right anon?. that was a big mistake on your half.
>>154374567>>154374593Just the same old spam.
>>154374842spam gets one banned wiseguy.
>>154374872Oh then I’m not banned, so I must not be spamming, kek. You pedophiles are really stupid.
Wake me when the Brevoort manifesto is ashes.
>>154366896This is giving "the writer doesn't know that Cindy is an adult"
>>154374925A lot of 30 year old women behave so childishly now tbf
>>154374909I like Brevoort now that I learned he’s the one making sure the filthy cheating slut Gwen Stacy stays dead. In fact, I’ve become a big X-Men fan now thanks to Tom.
>>154367899She's been out of the bunker for over a decade at this point.
>>154374903oh but you will be if you keep up the spam even the mods patience have their limits.
>>154374842That videotape recording is no joke I never made it public since i did not want to drage my grandfather into this mess.
>>154375061You spam all the time and you’re still fine, I’ll be fine too. You’re allowed to do whatever you want so I am too!
>>154374925Nah, they reference her age in an earlier issue, but also, she spent a chunk of her life in a bunker.
People will think I’m out of my mind but Carnage has been, by far, the most misused villain in Spider-Man comics for the last 25 years. God he deserves better than everything he got saddled with after Conway’s run ended.
>>154375061Oh, Gwenschizo was tricked into admitting he was a pedophile again.
>>154375196I can believe it, but I don't know how you would quantify misused status.
>>154375054Yeah back when she was fresh out of the bunker Jonah liked her because she was completely removed from modern culture.
>>154375126no you won't not if you keep it up.
>>154375212Me a pedophile? I am no such thing anon you are off your rocker.
>>154374968This. Especially ones that get to go back to college and have no kids.
>>154374055>I'm not angry at editorial right now>rest of the post is comprised of angry projectionsBros, why are marywhorekekbros so bad at this???
>>154375382piss off
>>154375394Respond once to a post Gwenschizo.
>>154374439>It makes sense MJ showing up in Iron Man’s bookYeah you are right it does makes sense editoral is implying they will soon have a affair here we go again.
>>154375409spam.
>>154375445That’s right Norman Osborn is going to have sex with Tony Stark again, turn Tony into his little BITCH
>>154375460Someone’s upset that they’re not cancelling USM…
>>154375508>>154375537spam again.
We're now in an inevitable reality where MJ will beat Knull and save every multiverse and even our real world because Knull is that powerful and important thus being a bigger hero than Peter will ever be.
>>154375607Peter's little penis wouldn't make it past their cheeks :(
>>154375747Who cares about Knull?
>>154375747It's also where Felicia has lived an entire married life and raised two children to adulthood who will never be referenced again.It don't matter.None of this matters.
>>154375976this didnt actually happen
>>154375747The biggest savior of all realities? Peter fucked that.
>>154376099So did Paul.Until this entire era gets retconned by the next gen of writers and editors to be another Mysterio fucking Mysterio scenario.Everyone tripping balls is the only way to explain the Wells run.
>>154376277Explain it as the characters being hexed by Mephisto through Paul or some shit if you want to tie it with reversing OMD.
>>154375334OMG, she has gay sense. I can see why she's so popular with the readers.
>>154376301Mephisto being responsible for MJ's completely bipolar and schizophrenic behaviour and desires between Slott, Bendis, Spencer and Wells makes the most sense. Remember she in OMIT said never to mess with Peter in her terms, but said nothing about her. She's an idiot but so is everyone under those stories.And it's certainly meta.It's Freudian that the greatest embodiment of the Editorials regime and will in comics is goddamn Mephisto.
>itt: five npc's busy buzzing about their disney goysloplol garbage threads like these are why they removed the IP count btw
>>154375583Marvel’s going to have to cancel the X-Men soon, can’t afford dead weight now that they need to compete with DC more.
>>154376405If they wanna compete with DC they're gonna have to make like DC and fire some people
>>154376422The amount DC improved just by jettisoning DiDio's bizarre hangups in such a short period is incredible.Problem is Spoffice is a complete circlejerk of self-selection, you're either on board with the Youth over Responsibility status or you're not hired. A complete corporate clean-out of detritus superiors decades past any use-by date is needed, as otherwise only the march of time will deliver 616 Spidey from this current spinning nothing.
>>154376405And just what the fuck does this have do with anything this a spider-man thread not a X-Men thread stop being off topic now.
>>154375508>That’s right Tony Stark is going to have sex wiith MJ for sure.
>>154376487If you reply you agree that Putin desevres to be able to bury Poland in the upcoming second Holocaust as christians similar to Paul's funeral.
>>154376487They need USM to compete Gwenschizo, Ultimate Spider-Man has been their most successful book and Ultimate X-Men has been popular than 616 X-Men pretty soon more 616 books will disappear and more 6160 books will appear better just accept it. Paul failed, 616 failed, and Ultimate Peter made them the most money. They need to compete against Absolute and 6160 can do it and 616 can’t.
>>154376625I reply because I AGREE
>>154367870That can’t possibly be true, that would mean that this nothing story has been in the works since SPENCERS run. How many years and writers and artists and editors need to come together to write such terrible stories?
>>154376688> Tony Stark Fucks MJ
>>154376727616 is nothing but nothing stories about nothing.Look at the non-heel that was Paul, what was learned about that?
>>154376688Just because the Ultimate universe will get relaunched does not mean , Ultimate Spider-Man will. more likely they will likely launch other titles like , Ultimate she-hulk, , Ultimate hulk, , Ultimate iron man and etc...
>>154376878>they went out of their way to resurrect Ultimate Peter by the last issue because he sells too well not too use>Gwenschizo, the retarded pedophile: “THITH PWOOBS NOFFIN”Sorry man, you bet big, and you lost. Everyone remembers how you gloated when you thought Ultimate was cancelled, it turned out Tom Brevoort just wanted to trick you Gwenfags and make you all look stupid again.
>>154366861>Bump if you're reading.Bumping because It's Norman Time
>>154366867I suspect nobody in that room even understood Norman's Caesar quote
>>154366907Looking real zesty there, Miles.
>>154378106I don’t think you know what that word means.
>>154367600IIRC the original Facade story was right before the Clone Saga, which then went on for two years, by the time it was over nobody was really concerned with bringing up stuff from before it started, the writer who created Facade was gone, nobody left working in the Spider-Man office cared, and there wasn't really any reader demand to follow up on it.So since then we just got a Dark Reign Handbook and a Slott issue of ASM making jokes about how Facade's identity is still a mystery.I can't see any chance anyone ever seriously intending it to be JJJ thoughever, at best he would just have been a red herring that people are taking seriously.
>>154369069>>154369193>>154369260You're working from the almost-certainly false assumption that there's an actual plan here for Facade's identity, and that Ewing isn't just trying to make this into a running gag that could potentially now continue into FF stories as well as Spider-Man-related books.
>>154378182Anon, Miles is looking like a bigger homosexual than our resident Polish pedo here.
>>154378414It’s basically a meta joke for Ewing like what Paul was supposed to be, it’s just that the FACADE situation is genuinely a little amusing while Paul is rancid dogshit beloved only by a single Polish man suffering from sleep apnea and neurosyphilis.
>>154378106He's one fake ID away from buying his own beer.
>>154378414>>154378547if Ewing gets the chance to write a FF story he could Facade to the whole thing
>>154378503When’s the last time you went to a college campus?
>>154367016>>154367020>>154369635>>154367052There's something pretty sad about Toxin calling out for Pat after everything he's been through. If only he could bond with Kaine.
>>154375537Marvel's not cancelling USM?
>>154378882It was a straight college for heterosexuals, there wasn't anyone who looked like that there.
>>154379426They confirmed that there’ll be more stuff with 6160
>>154380026Cool.I wouldn't put all my eggs in that basket but it was a nice diversion that earned its place.
>>154366872Hey, this guy! He's a gun example of how early comic designs revolved around the limited color pallets. When he first showed up in the Hulk, he had a blue and red color scheme. But when he next showed up in Spider-Man, he's got the green and purple color scheme he has here (but with more purple). If you remember colors Hulk and Spider-Man are, you can see what happened.You can also then see why Spider-Man had at least two early villains, the Green Goblin and Mysterio, who also are mostly green and purple.
>>154367601This is what 30 year olds act like now, grandpa.
>>154366975Knull will literally never be cool. Please stop trying, Marvel, it's fucking embarrassing.
>>154369635Things got a bit weird in the middle there, huh? Wonder what that was about.
>>154366903Isn't Cindy older than Jess?
>>154380899No
>>154380899Given her origin, Drew's age is very complicated.
>>154380677Isn't it literally only Ewing that keeps writing this character?
>>154381993No. Duggan used Knull in the second Godzilla mini and whoever did the recent Marvel Zombies story used Knull. Like hijack the nominal characters levels of used.
>>154381993They also put him in that retro throw back beat em up they did recently. There's definitely the feeling they're trying build up Knull as some super cool cosmic villain, and he's just a fucking albino is a red venom armor. It's like the lamest possible version of "symbiote god."
