>To survive the giant spider in this post>Share the simpsons line you love the most
I'm seeing double here, four spiders!
>>154368689I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
What would Zoro do?
>>154368689Uhhh uhhhhhhhHEY LOIS HEHEHEHE
>>154368689AND FORMER PRESIDENT, IKE EISENHOWER. "LET'S. GET. BIZZAY."
>venom glands>spider needs braces>venom glands>spider needs braces
I didn't do it
>>154368689>Because of the Lord's great love we are not consumed, for his compassions never fail. They are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
>>154368689>'...a little on the nose, don't you think?'
>>154368689>Drive faster, Neddy>I can’t, it’s a geo!
>>154369962Nobody knows what a Geo is anymore. Or a Saturn. I last saw a Saturn in 2010.
>now, what were we talking about boy?>uhhhh... we were talking about... the time you beat jury duty?>ohhhh yeah, the trick is to say your prejudiced against all races
>>154368689>Twenty dollars?!>I wanted a peanut!
>Ja ja ja ja ja>Se re regaló
>That's it! Back to Winnipeg!
>Aw, Twenty Dollars? I wanted a peanut!>Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts>Explain how>Money can be exchanged for goods and services>Woo-Hoo!
My friends, its imperative we crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season! And remember, a shiny new donkey to whomever brings me the head of Colonel Montoya!
>>154368689>They shouldn't be in america>No one but me in america
>>154368689>I don't know what's happening. It seems our profits have dropped 37%.>I'm afraid we have a bad image sir. Market research shows people see you as something of an ogre.>I ought to club then and eat their BONES.
>>154370142>Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts.
>Lisa, don't be mad at your mother. It may surprise you to learn that this institution has a proud tradition of embracing cheating. After all, this is University of Springfield Camp. USC.>Wh-- You're okay with me cheating? Say it isn't so, Dean Belichick!
>>154368689I put it thereI slipped it into your thread as a gag
Is it about my cube?
>>154368689WHY YOU LITTLE!!!
Lenny going “Sharks! The assassins of the sea!”And then going “Oh, you’re not sharks. You’re dolphins, the CLOWNS of the sea” is something I find extremely funny for some reason.
>>154368689spider pig
DOO DOODOO DOO DOO DO- *burps*
>>154368689You're a dull boy, Billy.
>>154368689 Oh, Doctor, I was in a wonderful place filled with fire and brimstone, and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt!
>>154369878>I dont get it, Lord! I've done *everything* the Bible says to do! Even the stuff that contradicts all the other stuff!
what next, the flapping dicky?
>>154368689>Kiddos, I dont want to alarm you, but the Faulklands have just been invaded!>I repeat, THE FAULKLANDS HAVE JUST BEEN INVADED!>the islands lie here, just off the coast of Argentina
and you should win things by watching!
>Captain Kirk! From Star Trek One!>Two!>Five.>Generations...>Boston Legal.
>>154368699I also sleep in the big bed with this anon's wife
>>154372051>explain how!
SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE WHEN DOVES CRY
>>154372029>A film biography might let them get to know the real you. Virtuous, heroic, nubile...>You left out pleasant!
I thought you said we were having steamed clams?
"In theory, Communism works. IN THEORY."
BAD COPSBAD COPS
Simpson!Homer Simpson!He's the greatest guy in his-to-ry!From the town of Springfield He's about to hit a chestnut tre-AGHHH!!!
>>154368689"Oh, heaven's no, it had to be TERROR SWEATS."Eh he he hee hee
>I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors! Oooh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called “City Fathers” who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards and talk about “What’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?
You promised Lisa to help her with her costume. You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed. She's such a little trooper.
>>154376550>Money can be exchanged for goods and services
>>154368689...P.S. I am gay.
>>154368689Use shotgun ice
>>154368689>Kids, from now on Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!
>Come on come one, crack those atoms!>You, turn out those pockets! Atoms. One, two, three, four - six of them! Take him away!>You can't treat the working man this way! >One day we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! >Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!>THE Japanese?? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders?!? Bosh! Flimshaw! >If only we had listened to that boy... instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven.
>>154377083>Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>154377067
>>154377154U R Gay Hehehehehehehehe!
>I have this Krusty doll I can sell youThat's good!>but it is cursedThat's bad.>but it comes with a free icecream yogurtThat's good!>the yogurt is high in potassium...>that's badCan I go now?
