We had a fun time in the last thread, so let's have another one.If you've got charts or just the one special lady, you're welcome here. Husbandos are also good.
The [thread]-[weekname] thing isn't a good idea, might encourage a janny with an itchy finger
>>154375909Hiya all you epic waifubros! How's it hangin?
>>154376327Ehhh... you might have a point. I only started the thread today because I figured we needed some cooldown from the last thread so the mods wouldn't get riled up>>154376955Not bad, currently dealing with a shitty heatwave - it's almost midnight but it's 24°C (just over 75°F)
>>154376955I'm doing quite well ate some subway it was tasty
Evening.
You have 24 hours to get your waifu a gift for her birthday, what do you do?
>>154379084Cunnilingus
I am so sick of this Jinxless Hell.>>154376955Today was surprisingly pleasant. I can only dream of all days being as such, just like how I can only dream of Jinx's embrace rather than experience it for myself.>>154379084I use what money I have to buy some art-craft supplies and I make her something.
>>154375909Vixen Zatanna Starfire Psylocke Black Cat Jinx
>>154379084>>154379368Jinx seems the type to trade ass for grass so a fancy bong stoner gfs are easy to shop for
>>154375909
>>154379084>MillyPollyanna. The book or the Hayley Mills movie, whichever is easier to get.>AbigailOne of those pieces of quartz that's been carved into the shape of a heart>VixenTasteful jewelry, authentic African art>Pamela VorheesVHS of Cecil B DeMille's Samson & Delilah>AikoAnal beads and an artbook of Japanese woodcuts>RosaHeavier weights, or a durable bra, whichever is more expensive>PanthaDonation to the orphans in her name, because she fights for the orphans in their name!>JasperPro wrestling DVDs, specifically the old-school stuff where sometimes they just had a fight>LuisaThe biggest stuffed animal I can buy>OrcaI'm sure there's some reprint of old-timey diagrams from early marine biologists that she'd get a kick out of>Twintelle?Tough one... she's a successful movie star and is super classy, so presumably she has a bunch of nice things already. Probably something of sentimental value e.g. something that reminds her of how we met, or a donation in her name to a charity she'll appreciate>MarisaProbably try and find a book on Ancient Rome that she doesn't have>CassAlbum of that band she likes; CD, vinyl, whichever kind of player she has. I'll co-ordinate with Hiro to make sure he's not getting her the exact same thing and/or got a better idea and he needs some extra cash for it.>ZaryaGag gift? One of those dinky multi-colored free weights sets that are marketed towards ladies, with the tag saying "Hope this helps!". Actual present? I'd probably just ask her, and if she doesn't want anything then I'll just make a donation in her name to a charity that helps rebuild communities affected by Omnic attacks.
>>154379501I like to imagine Jinx as someone who'd partake in the wacky-backy, but it's entirely possible that weed would just turn her into a nervous wreck. I know it did that to me the first time I tried it. Still, I'd love to get high with her, assuming everything would be fine.Also, thank you for going with weed instead of resurrecting that tired "crackwhore Jinx" joke. It was never funny in the first place.
>>154379769I was unaware of the crack whore Jinx thing. This might be the fourth time in three years I mentioned Jinx on 4chan lol but yes she gives recreational stoner vibes with severe bpd which might be why I like her so much
>>154379084>>154379564Since I forgot to reply like an idiot:>HarleyI have no idea what you could give her other than sex/affection.>Charmcaster (applies to Amity as well)I would say something magic-related, but I'd probably get cursed or something in trying to do so.>CatraSorta same boat as Harley, although she finally decided to start wearing different clothes in the final bit of the series, so maybe some new clothes sans shoes, of course>EmmylouShe's a redneck country girl, should be pretty easy to shop for. She appeared in a single TNBA episode, I don't remember if it was ever stated whether she inherited her father's super-intelligence or not, but if so then a high-level biology textbook or something I suppose could work too.>ThornEasiest one on the list, plenty of goth/vampire merchandise out there, plenty of eco-hippie stuff out there too. If nothing else, buy a tree to plant in the front yard or something.>KattyShe's a low-level criminal, I think bailing her out of jail would be enough of a birthday present to satisfy her. Failing that, full body tongue bath, hairballs be damned>Silver BansheeThe MAWS adaptation of Siobhan is a complete failure of a criminal whose "base" is, if memory serves, an abandoned warehouse or some shit. Literally just giving her like 50 bucks or something would probably suffice.>CassieShe has a lot of interests, so sports equipment, DnD paraphernalia, comics, or some combination thereof.
>>154379769I don't smoke anything, but I know from osmosis that you had a strain that is not good for nerves. Not to sound like a complete douche, but you needed to do some research into what you wanted (apologies if you did)
>>154379084Make her a cake or at least try. Also some non-cursed magic books.
>>154375909Waifu is one.Waifu is only.Waifu is lifeu.Go to hell you cultural pollutant.
>>154379966Whoa my nigga
>>154379084Find a random Game Child and give it to him.
>>154380119Ruby is indeed for loving mating press while holding hands after marriage.
>>154379354The perfect gift.>>154379805>I was unaware of the crack whore Jinx thing.It's an old /lolg/ meme, though I wouldn't be surprised if it cropped up elsewhere. Back when I was the general's resident Jinxfag, I couldn't stand it. God, that was so long ago. A part of me misses those days, even if the people I associated with were insufferable in that special way only 4channers can be.>but yes she gives recreational stoner vibes with severe bpd which might be why I like her so muchI do sometimes imagine her as a smoker of cigarettes as well as weed. I have this image in my head of waking up to the sight of her sitting next to the bedroom window, staring wistfully outside as the sun beams through, a lit cigarette between her fingers, wearing nothing but an oversized t-shirt that's sliding off of one shoulder and cute little panties.>>154379970Yeah, I fucked up. I ate way too much of an edible and was locked in the Phantom Zone, reliving every key mistake I ever made in my life while thinking I was going to die. Next time, I'll be more sensible.Weirdly enough, it also made me super horny and I ended up jerking off to a picture of Jinx.
>>154380078>he doesn't have a Crisis on Infinite Waifus
Greetings, gentlemen>>154375909How about charts of just the one special lady?
>>154380347Those are extra-okay round here
>>154379084Whatever she wants.~
>>154380041Wanda gets creampied until she's pregnant. She'd love that.
post you ywn's
>>154380078stay mad
>>154380760>Floopaloo girlFrench tickleslut
>>154380165>Weirdly enough, it also made me super horny and I ended up jerking off to a picture of JinxWeed has the same effect on me lol
>>154377440But that means you can have hot and sweaty sex with your waifus>>154377526Very impressive. >>154379368I know you'll find an IRL Jinx gf someday dude.>>154379084Oh that's easyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVpqxbddMsM>>154380078I'm a tulpamancer, so by default, I'm the waifu equivalent to Blackenstein.>>154379769C'mon dude, crackwhores are the greatest! They're so full of wisdom and experience.
How tall or short is your waifu compared to you?Hazbin's heights are generally pretty inconsistent (as most cartoons generally seem to be), but Velvette generally is drawn as being short or at least average height for a woman in the western part of the world. Though I guess this makes her tiny by the show's standards. So I'm taller than her by a few solid inches.
>>154381691>>154379564Banshee is like 5' or something in MAWS, so she's almost an entire foot shorter than me. Not sure if DCAU Harley has a canon height but she seems pretty average height for a woman, so a few inches shorter than I am (same applies to Thorn, Charmcaster, Amity, and Catra, at least I'm pretty sure).No idea about Katty, she's a catgirl and there's no humans in the show.Emmylou and Callie are both easily 6', so at least a couple inches taller than me.
>>154379769>>154379501Jinx's body constantly produces super steroid cocaine. Weed ain't doing shit.
>>154375909Raven absolutely won the jackpot in the curvy leg lottery.
>>154375909I don't have the necessary components to make chart but Peni Parker is definitely in it
Been a while since i remade my compact waifu grid so this was fun to do (found it hard to make an only /co/ list plus girls and didnt want to exclude anyone here since they all mean alot to me) >>154381691Kiki is around 3feet 11ish (not sure if the heights were confirmed or just fan estimates but this is what google is telling me). Im 6feet 2 inches so she much shorter then me
>>154379084We'll go out and watch some Skylarks together.
>No new /co/ crush that debuted this yearCartoons really are slowing down
>>154382831/co/ has fallen...>>154382810>Kiki is around 3feet 11ishYou could definitely give her rides on your shoulder.
>>154381691I'm two inches shorter than mine's.
>>154380078I dunno if I should've said this sooner. Or be more open about it or not. Since technically in my first waifu thread I was open about it. But kim isn't my only waifu. There are also /co/ girls like bakara jurgen, pearl, human princess and more. Sorry I should've said it sooner.I'll try to keep it /co/ related unless it's fine to talk about the others.>>154379084Onestraight up doesn't have birthday. How am I supposed to give her a present. I'd be probably a sword... or maybe another ukulele.Kim would probably like a new drum set but since I know jack shit about that. I could genuienly buy her a movie... so likely return of the king if it's 2004.Bakara would like deffintly not alcohol, seeing how fast she got drunk so I'd probably end up buying her some magical tome or just some encyclopedia of magic
>>154381691Kim is 165 cmBakara is probably very simmilar if not a bit tallerAnd Imagine it's the same with pearl>>154380347Works for me ironically enough.
Never invest in a female character ever.
>>154381691Zone-Tan's Twitter states that she's 4'11, and Gwenpool (thanks to the issue where she goes to jail) is confirmed to be 5'4, meaning I'm taller than both of them.Also today I'm getting back to Hazbin Hotel. Wish me luck, Velvette-anon>>154383097I agree with this. The only part I disagree with is all of it.
>>154383097Bullshit.
>>154383123Zone tan is a tiny girl. How easy it is to pick her up in your opinion?
>>154383177Well, she's insecure about being flat chested, and not having much in the way of ass, (I find both these things to be cute), so I can imagine that I could pick her up fairly easily due to how light she is.I think she's the greatest shortie since Warwick Davis.
I love my sweet little angel so dearly. It feels like every day my feelings just get stronger instead of stilling or slowing down>>154379084I actually did get him a gift this year. I found a really cute fossil and mineral set I'm sure he loved, and a box of chocolates to go with it since it was on Valentine's >>154381691I'm 158cm and he's maybe around 144cm due to his age, but I see him growing up to about 165cm or so as an adult
>>154383255Birthday image from February. I already have a gift in mind for his next birthday too, but I'll keep that a secret until the time comes
>>154383123>>154383144What's a woman?: A never ending source of disappointments.
>>154383097>My disappointments, instead of converging toward a center and constituting if not a system at least an ensemble, are scattered, each supporting itself unique and thereby wasted, lacking organization.
>>154383270>>154383255Well that's very cute. Also hi tommyanon
When you use a chart you should just call it your favorite [number] womenLike your favorite 9 women
>>154383614There is difference between waifus and favourite girls/girls that you like
>>154383723So there is with polgamy and marriage
>>154383867Yes just like there is between monogamy and marriage.
>>154381605>I know you'll find an IRL Jinx gf someday dude.Heh, good joke, friend.>C'mon dude, crackwhores are the greatest! They're so full of wisdom and experience.Ain't no wisdom like crackhead wisdom, right?>>154381691>How tall or short is your waifu compared to you?Quite short. Jinx's stated height is around five-foot-three (or 160 centimeters for those of us who don't measure everything in football fields and Empire State Buildings). However, her height relative to others in Arcane changes to emphasize certain things like fear, anger and intimidation. That being said, she's always been depicted as a short, small girl, and I'm much taller than her.>>154382093Okay, but did saying that necessitate posting slop or are you just trying to piss me off? Picrel is from the actual show.
>>154381691His size is unconfirmed, but he’s definitely shorter.
>>154384459Well if just dreaming of Jinx is your thing, then go all in friend>>154383867Polygamy is awesome. Its the Mark Dacascos of relationships
>>154382898She definitely would want to stand on my shoulder so she can be the biggest in any room shes in to assured dominates
What is it you love about your waifu? What draws you to them? Share anons
>>154381691My /a/ waifu is a womanlet, at least 5'3 or below
For nine weeks I've been without my computer, or phone. Or internet.Could someone post some Eclipsa Butterfly?
Softest waif.
>>154386161>Well if just dreaming of Jinx is your thing, then go all in friendI mean, I would like to do more than just dream about her. However, the combination of things that make Jinx who she is cannot occur in reality. I've accepted that, and I'd rather be alone forever than settle for "close enough".>>154387450I love and am drawn to everything about her.>>154387484>>154387528Blessed Noodle hivemind.
>>154387790>I'd rather be alone forever than settle for "close enough"I concur.
>>154387790You ever thought about using AI to bring her to life, kinda like that dude who married Miku?
>>154387880No. I'm sick of AI anything now. I used to be big on prompting images of Jinx in '23 and '24, but I've since burned myself out and denounced the practice.
>>154381691Ava is 5'1. Even at a somewhat average height i definitely am noticeably taller than her. I love my smoll wife>>154383097Why would i not? Is it not good to appreciate the feminine? Not even someone as divine as my beloved Ava?>>154387450I know that "everything" likely isn't the answer you'd want to hear, but I really do feel I adore every aspect of her. Her looks alone still stops me in my tracks to this day. The warmth of her smile heals my heart no matter how difficultmy day could've been. Every bit i learn about who she is feels like I've discovered another part of my own soul. I'm so drawn to her scars, totally understanding how she feels about the world and her place in it. Wanting to be seen, to be loved, to be missed, to be appreciated. To have something that should be far more normal for everyone, but seems unreachable to her. Those things she's lost and longed for all her life made her into the thoughtful, kind, beautiful angel she is today. I'll never forget that night after discovering her comic here; when I first read through it all, and got to this conversation she had with her inner demon. To this day I've never felt so close to someone's words. It still rings in my own ear and soul to this day. And by God do I wish I could give her every last thing she ever wanted and more. Ava deserves to be loved, and I'd fight the whole world for a chance to give her that love she's spent a lifetime wishing for
Oh goody, another one of these! I almost forgot to check. Summer is in, don't forget to stay cool anons. And keep your waifu cool too! Part one...>>154376955Pretty alright! Reading a bit, reflecting yesterday, just trying to be productive overall. You?>>154377440It's going to be in the high 90s here for a bit, not fun! And I think it's wise to be cautious with the timing, I feel like these work better spaced out a bit anyways. >>154379084I'm sure I can get her something she's been eyeing at the mall, or maybe a trip to a spa. Maybe some expensive organic hair conditioner (she wouldn't want phtalates probably), or a new hair curler. The real obstacle in getting Leni gifts is not getting her something her family members and many, many friends would already get her, that would be a hard guess. >>154379606Wow! that's really detailed, good work. >>154380771>ywn help Leni open the pickle jar and see her smile with delight as she enjoys a delicious crunchy treatWhy even live?
>>154387450Dumb, cute, and lovable (also bubble butt)
>>154381691There was a height chart for the Louds that said their real world heights were pretty short, but I can't find it anywhere. Leni is somewhere between 5'4 and 5'6 I think, which is perfect cuddle size for me.The chart might have said she was shorter (between 4 and 5 feet). Back when the show came out and they only knew Lincoln's height, some people guessed the taller characters were absolutely massive, with Leni being almost 7 feet tall. If only... >>154382831I'll never ever give up on cartoons, I love them too much. >>1543830975 trillion dollars on Leni, if I get digits I win. >>154383218>since Warwick Davis.Damn, that's no joke, he's a very powerful leprechaun. >>154383255>I found a really cute fossil and mineral set I'm sure he loved, and a box of chocolatesThat's so cute, great job. >>154387450I've said it a number of times, but I'll try not to repeat myself: She is sincere, she really, earnestly likes making people happy, she's very sweet and considerate, and that's enough. The fact she's adorable, takes good care of herself, and has tons of experience with kids are just the whip cream, fudge, and cherry on top. Maybe she isn't very sharp, but that just makes me want to ensure no one takes advantage of her and breaks her great big heart.
>>154387450Well, all three of us are horny failure manchildren with a taste for dropping obscure references in conversation, so its only natural that I'd end up with them. I like to think of us as being similar to the Eltingville Club, but we didn't burn down the comic book store.>>154387790Well have you ever thought of becoming a tulpamancer like me? Not only is it completely free, but Jinx basically does that with her gun Powpow already, so you'd be channeling her aura in more ways than one.>>154390632Nice, what have ya been reading?Great as always. Been training with the blade and watching terrible movies with the wives. It couldn't get any better than this>>154390910He truly is. I would never wanna steal his pot of gold
>>154381691Let's see, I'm 6 feet and ½ an inch...Milly - 5'11"Abigail - not confirmed, but fanon appears to be 5 foot nothingDCAU Vixen - 5'9"Pamela Vorhees - 5'7"Aiko - 5'4"Rosa - Again, nothing official, but she'd be at least a head taller than mePantha - Once again, there's nothing official, but she's about as tall as Cyborg and officially he's 6'6"Jasper - 8 foot nothingLuisa - Fanon puts her at 6 foot, but honestly I'd give her a few inches on meOrca - the Injustice wiki says she's 8'9" which sounds... a little much based on how she's drawn so let's say she's 6'9" and the wiki fucked upTwintelle - 5'10"Marisa - 6'8"Cass - Nothing canon, maybe 5'4"?MA Tigra - Assuming she's as tall as her 616 counterpart, 5'10"Zarya - 6'5"So, that means there are only two that I'm significantly taller than (Abigail and Aiko) and six who would definitely be significantly taller than me (Rosa, Pantha, Jasper, Orca, Marisa and Zarya) with everyone else around my height.Good job I'm not one of those "you have to be at least this tall to date me" weirdos>>154382831I dunno, Frankie from Knights of Guinevere is definitely tempting me...>>154387450I dunno, I just vibe with them. I have a type, but I can appreciate other women. I dunno, I'm kinda frazzled by the heat, I might expand on this later>>154390632Damn, stay hydrated Lenianon
>>154375909I hate that her character was treated like she was. Ultimately Bryke mishmashed a whole lot of different disorders into one character that often time contradicted themselves, and their characterization just boiled down to:>she is naturally evil>and also crazyWhen analysis tends to suggest a deeper character that is just not really there because the writing doesn't allow for it. Clinical authenticity was never the goal. But I would have liked to see her heal, not get redeemed or be a "better person". But be the girl she wanted to be, that she thought she was and that others believed she couldn't be. No person is good, but everyone can do good things. But those that believe they are evil, that they're monsters, are the ones that can rise to be the best. Those that believe they're already good enough, they never get better. >My own mother thought I was a monster... She was right of course, but it still hurt.
>>154387484Based Amalia enjoyer
>>154387450I definitely have a type (well, a couple types really). I have an appreciation for "bad girls"/villainesses, tomboys, redneck/country girls, and "alt" girls, even though that lattermost category is pretty broad and generic.Beyond that, my interest in them is generally kind of shallow, although in some cases there's a bit more to it; Catra, for example, is likeable both because of and in spite of her being a psycho BPDemon, and as much as her character arc was rushed, it's certainly implied that she changed for the better at the conclusion of the series. Thorn I like in part because I watched the movie where they were introduced when I was a kid; the fact that I actually started listening to goth music more recently and found I really like it has certainly helped too. Cassie appears in exactly one Archie comic from a few years ago and aside from her being presented as basically the perfect girl (I mean, she's a tall, sporty tomboy who is still very sweet and feminine and has nerdy hobbies), I really like her design, and unlike many of the other girls on my list, she'd seemingly be a great partner in real life, were she a real person. Harley is nuts, but she's nice enough most of the time (in her DCAU adaptations, anyway), and she's certainly sympathetic. She's another character I've liked since I was very young. Being part of (and a product of, incidentally) one of the best cartoon series' ever put to screen helps too.
>>154391071>Well have you ever thought of becoming a tulpamancer like me?I feel like I'm halfway there already. She's always on my mind, even in my dreams, and I sometimes imagine her with me. There was even that one time where I swear, on everything that is good, I heard her voice speaking directly to me. >>154391629>No person is good, but everyone can do good things. But those that believe they are evil, that they're monsters, are the ones that can rise to be the best.As a lover of another crazy girl, I felt this. Some people like to paint what happened to Jinx in S2 as a "redemption", but I never saw it as such. Like Azula, Jinx believed herself to be evil, but was inspired to use her talents for good, living up to the idea that some had of her being a hero. It's not a redemption as there was no period of Jinx having to, say, look at all of the people she's hurt and go on some journey to make amends. Such a thing would've been stupid, anyway, since the things she did can't be summed up as wholly "evil". What happens instead is a statement about what she is capable of given the right motivation, as well as unpredictability.The nitty-gritty of how that was handled can be criticized, but no one can tell me that it wasn't a meaningful and beautiful thing for her character. I hope you can see beauty in Azula's story, regardless of the bumps that happened along the way.>>154391688>I have an appreciation for "bad girls"/villainesses, tomboys, redneck/country girls, and "alt" girlsBased.
>>154392091>grossly off model fanart pics for charactersSHAMEFUR DISPRAY
Name ur fave waifu and one sexual act you'd do a thousand times with her
>>154392196AzulaConsensual sex in the missionary position for the purpose of nutting inside and getting her super pregnant.
>>154382810>SandersoniaAh, a fellow man of taste
>>154387626I got someone softer
>>154387450Naturally she's quite beautiful, and she's witty and adventurous and always ready to jump into action. I don't really subscribe to opposites attract, but her social ease would help draw out my own personability if we went among people togetherI hate to frame it as a fetish thing but her being mechanical is totally kickass and hopefully she wouldn't mind me finding it attractive as wellThere's the fact that she doesn't see the present just as her assignment, but wholeheartedly has set out to make a life as well, enough that she repeatedly defies the Time Police's rules to protect her friends and the cityAbove all else, what really has stuck with me is her longing for connection and acceptance (a relatable feeling here I'm sure). Despite her looks and her easy charm, she struggles with the complexities of emotion and is terrified of only ever being seen as a machine, a toolI look at this picrel page and my heart aches so badly with the need to hold her in my arms. Here arises the intoxicating, maddening fantasyTo give her that acceptance, to learn or be eventually shown her hidden nature and make her know that she is not merely a Time Police 5Y droid, but Lyla Lay the woman I loveOh God this post got so sappy lol
This thing still active? I might post my hypnosis harem again if y’all wanna make fun of me.
>>154393605Harem that you hypnotize or harem that hypnotizes you?
>>154387450I feel like i can answer this in two wayIn a physical meta sense, Her design fits literally everything i love in a design (Cute red shortstack demon who is voiced by mela lee) with it being what first drawn me to her, plus with her getting very little screen time and being overhated in the community made me savor every last drop of content from her especially when season 2 was airing and the show was alive and popular. i always value undervalued/overhated characters in the media i watch so this was a given to me (plus it made my relationship with her more special since she felt all mine and made every content i did find more impactful) And personality wise i just feel bad for her since i feel alot of her core issues are a result of nobody giving a shit about her and nobody treating her with any decency especially with qualitys i do find admirable. I love how determined and passionate she is, i love how she puts in the effort for those she cares (even if it was to belos who didn’t give a shit about her that asshole). i dont mean it in a “I can fix her” mindset since i find it really shallow for what i mean, more so i just resonate to her and feel she deserves a happy live with someone who cares with me caring alot about her >>154392196Typical shortstack activities treating her small body like an onahole (Respectfully)also getting a handjob by her hair hand looks heavenly >>154393269I always loved sandersonia since i first watched her arc but man lately my obsession with her has been really strong and i can not stop thinking about her (Not to the degree of kiki but a solid tier down) nice to see people who gets the appeal
>>154393647Both, honestly.
>>154391071>what have ya been reading?Book about DNA, stuff of that nature, I find it really interesting. Good to hear you're doing well! >>154391235I'll try, thank you, same to you Panthanon. >>154391629>Those that believe they're already good enough, they never get better. I can see some merit in that part at least. Humility and being open to improving are usually pretty good traits to have. >>154392196Leni, also missionary for the purpose of reproduction since I'd like to raise a huge family with her, but to not rip someone else's answer, the second would have to be roleplay based on the outfit she's wearing since they can vary greatly the clothes stay on during >>154393575>I hate to frame it as a fetish thing but her being mechanical is totally kickassI don't think that comes off like a fetish thing, that is cool. >Oh God this post got so sappy lolNo, it's cute, it's based. Wanting to hold your waifu is never cringe.
>>154393726>jigglypuffdude wtf
>>154392196Risque public stuff. Like, we're on a day and one of us goes under the table to get the other off while the other tries to play it cool if the waitress comes over to ask how everything is. Stuff like that.
>>154392196Worshipping Pantha's muscles would be so fucking amazing. Not that worshipping the bodies of everyone else on my chart wouldn't be great, but Pantha takes priority>>154393575Dude, if you're gonna really open up about why you love your waifu, this is the place to do it.
>>154394564*on a datetypo
>>154392243You'd have to fuck her constantly to keep her relaxed>>154394564Fuck that'd be fun. Her sucking you off while you tell the waitress she's in the bathroom so you'll order for her>>154394575They are impressive muscles anon she'd enjoy it and hope you also get off on doing it
>>154393605Please do
>>154391936That's great to hear dude! If you ever wanna go further with it, let me know. I'd be up for offering some helpful tips and tricks.>>154392091This is only about 0.1% of J.D Knudson's harem. >>154392196Easy. We'd do a sexual act that I made up called Tommy Wiseauing. That's when you and your partner toss around a football as foreplay before you go down on your partner, just like Tommy and Lisa. Then when you inevitably climax, you yell "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"If you ever do this with your significant other, you owe me 1 trillion Rubles.>>154394533I had no idea you were a Science Wiz, Lenianon. Good job!I'm also super glad to be doing well
>>154395347The V a cute
Hopefully me revealing that I have multiple waifus wasn't too weird or dissapointing or anything.
>>154392196I'd stick my face in her ass and never ever come out~
>>154394554how did you do that?
>>154396866Magic.
>>154394770NTA but how do you make a tulpa?
>>154379084That...opens other questions, like just how functional droids are, if they are *ahem* fully modeled and if any parts are purely cosmetic or not
>>154392196Not my choice to make. I'd be nothing more than a willing sacrificial lamb for whatever lustful sacraments her twisted mind comes up with.>>154393575>Oh God this post got so sappy lolYou should read the stuff I write about Jinx. Sappiness is good. Embrace it.
Hag wives
Which of the eight virtues of avatarhood does your waifu encompass the most?
>>154392196Cowgirl
>>154396148It isn't disappointing whatsoever dude. Afterall, I know lots of people have their own trials and tribulations for this sort of thing, but to me, there isn't a wrong or right way to have a waifu. As long as your fixation on your animated significant brings you happiness, that's all that matters>>154396935Well I'm glad you asked fellow Marvel fan. I love helping people bring their 2D loved ones to life. First you must know what you want for them to be like. Whether they be smart, funny, philosophical, etc.Next, you must begin to visualize their looks. Everything from their design, to their walk cycles, to the way they laugh, all of it must be perfect.After that, you begin to practice speaking to them. After you do this enough, you'll be able to converse with them without trying at all. I suggest doing this during times of boredom, such as when you're at work or school.Hope this helps, Squirrel Girl anon.
I don't want to get out of bed yet. I just want to stare into my waifu's eyes... I love you waifu...
>>154375909Anyone got any waifu templates? Preferably the kingdom one, please.
>>154399501I dont have the massive kingdom template but i do have a few templates saved so i hope you find something or anybody else finds these useful https://files.catbox.moe/1r21wy.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/fgsvl7.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/3v2asu.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/tqvda7.png
>>154393346I doubt so.
>>154391241>All Rob Smith rolesWell shit
>>154399838>>154400895Purp supremacy.
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>>154401207What about blonde girls?
Love her in casual clothing, messy updo, etc. She probably wouldn't easily admit it but it definitely helps her unwind.
>>154401781I she meant to be a bird?
>>154401827Doll, primarily. But she does have some bird-like characteristics. Lipstick looks like a beak, her love of her fur coats reminds me of a vulture.
>>154402462Brokenlynx…what a guy.
>>154396866wdym>find clips of varying length>cut each character's collection of clips to the exact same total length when pre-comped together>offset the beginning of each character's pre-comp and loop them>make sure none of the individual clips end up starting/ending at the same time for consistency's sake>export as webmhardest part is downloading the shows and sifting through them to find enough suitable clips of each character that also show off what you like about them. Good luck if your character has no animated content, like Serenity
>>154401657One step down, but right after pink.
>>154402898Hey that’s not a bad idea. Zone-Tan already has her own show and I’ll be able to match them with Gwenpool’s upcoming movie in the year 2070
>>154399747Man, I just don't know if I could have a chart that big. I feel kinda bad for making triangles out of some of my squares...
I wish I could spend the weekend creampieing my wives Jinx and Zatanna
Would your waifu like green eggs and ham?
>>154407854Assuming it's just regular eggs and ham with green food coloring, sure
>>154407854I think I'd have to convince her to try it, even if she knows it's safe I think green eggs and ham would ick her out just a bit.
>>154407854I assume Sam I Am would have to kidnap them and force them to try it. Naturally he'd catch them because you cannot escape from Sam I Am, its impossible
Im curious to hear anons, Who was your guys first ever waifu (or the main waifu you had and loved before your current), your first loves essentially. Additionally do you think your current waifu would get along with your first? (if you also want to add what made you commit to the switch by all mean) Speaking personally and to answer my own question while akiza from yugioh 5ds was my first serious fictional love, Haru from persona 5 genuinely changed my life and i was madly devoted to her from 2017-2022ish before i became passionate about kikimora (shes still a solid 2nd place in my heart. honestly i think with there reserved proper personalities with hidden sadistic tendencies, i do think they would get along if haru can look past the attempted child killing)
>>154407854speaking of Green eggs and Ham
>>154407854I know nothing about green eggs and ham. Two of my girls would be weirded out by it. But maybe kim is the age that she'd know about the book or the original cartoon.
>>154409053(Velvette-anon)I'm an old fuck so my first crush that I remember is Zira from TLK II, I still like her really, but in the sense of a lifelong old friend where we have some tenderly nursed and held onto feelings from years past.Given her (psychotic levels of) unyielding determination, ferocity and ruthlessness to win...I could actually see Velvette liking her. Probably telling her she's alright for a granny.
>>154409053Thorn, I think. She's the first I really clearly remember, anyway. I also really liked Tara (I keep forgetting if it's Tara or Terra, you know who I'm talking about) from Teen Titans.
BUMP
I like Nancy she is cute :)>>154379084A tool box so she can keep building gadgets.>>154387450Tall nerdy girls are adorable + monster girl>>154383097Okay bottom Ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bWKc00_KZg
>>154376955...I'm alive>>154379084Assuming I didn't get a gift beforehand, I'd make/get a cake (obviously) and either make something by hand, or buy the highest-quality version of whichever horror movie is missing from her collection (or a horror movie box set)>>154381691She's at least got a half-foot on me. Not that I mind..at all>>154392196Handholding in public
>>154399747Fucking finally, I did it bros!
>>154410519With or without her gloves?
>>154409134Green eggs and DAYUM
>>154412310What's going on in that pic?
>>154412352Don't worry about it ;)
Are lesbian waifus allowed?
>>154410519D'awww, I hope things get better for you, fellow DC fan>>154383276What's a woman? A never ending source of awesomeness and wonder>>154409228I assume you liked her because she's also really good at singing.>>154413239All waifus are lesbian till they meet me>>154413292I like your taste. A perfect balance between retro and modern
>>154414211>I assume you liked her because she's also really good at singing.That certainly helps. I've always appreciated a sexy voice.
>>154415104It really does. One of the main reasons I fell for Zone-Tan is because she's also a fantastic singer, I even bought both of Vincent Black Shadow's CDs just because Zone-Tan's voice actress is the lead singer.With how well Hazbin Hotel (and indie animation in general) is doing, we're definitely going to be getting several more seasons with her. Are you excited?
>>154415178>Are you excited?Yeah, honestly. Lifefuel for me, enjoying all the fanart (especially of Vel) too.
>>154415211Do you think velvette would try out streaming?
>>154415418Yes. Hopefully we'll see more of her making use of its abilities in later seasons. I thought it was cool and creative how she uses her fanbase for power boosts.
>>154415211Well, all the fanart you've been posting of her has been stupendous, so I can wholeheartedly agree with that.>>154415449The only other TV show I can think of where your power increases with your fanbase is Kamen Rider Geats. Maybe Velvette could be one of the Geats Riders if she wanted to
>>154391936>There was even that one time where I swear, on everything that is good, I heard her voice speaking directly to me.I know that feel Jinxbro. Quite literally what happened to me on my first watch of God-Fearing. It's why that episode is so special to me and I am so desperate for another direct contact with him, but I know rushing things is not the way. I just hope he knows how much he means to me since then>>154407854I think Tommy would enjoy Dr. Seuss books in general. They're whimsical and entertaining enough for a boy his age
What kind of books does your waifu like reading?
>>154416487Gwenpool likes Marvel comics, DC comics, and Indie comics, plus Young Adult novels like Fablehaven and Artemis Fowl. An interview with her creator, Christopher Hastings, says this.Zone-Tan would obviously be a fan of Hentai doujins, and she's also been hinted at to be a fan of superhero comics (she referenced the anti-life equation in the year 2005, before the MCU made superhero comics mainstream) as well as Cracked magazine (so I assume she'd probably love gag comics like MAD magazine and The Tick as well)
>>154375909lezanon has a type.
>>154417088>lezanon OP here - I'm a dude, and as cishet as the day is long
>>154417146Do you live near the South Pole?
>>154417579I'm assuming that's a reference to the South Pole having 6 months of sunlight and 6 months of darkness, so let me reiterate - I am a dude who likes women. I just happen to like certain types of women who used to be looked down on as "unfeminine" but thankfully that is becoming less so, thanks to people generally not being such sticks-in-the-mud as they used to be.
Anyway, moving on...>>154416487I imagine pretty much all of waifus would enjoy trashy romance books - from Mills & Boon to "romantasy" to those creepy erotica books that have super-toxic dynamics, there'd be something for everyone... except Jasper. She'd probably get really into non-fiction books like Hagakure or The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire and not shut up about them for weeks.
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>>154415609Watching toku stuff with Velvette would be amazing. Actual lifefuel.
>>154417678...k
>>154418622You're a fellow tokusatsu fan as well? Fuck yeah dude! What are some of your favorites?For me its Kamen Rider Fourze, Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger, Power Rangers Mystic Force and Kamen Rider Decade
>>154418831Series wise I do like some of the Ultramen. Namely Nexus (and it's prequel film), the original series, Return and X.My only serious exposure to Kamen Rider were the two short films Keita Amemiya did in the 90s and Shin Kamen Rider, also the 90s one, not Hideaki Anno's. Love Amemiya's Hakaider and Zeiram movies.Love Toho's classic output, including obscure stuff like Varan. My favorite Godzilla movies are Godzilla 2000 (Tristar dub), Godzilla vs. Gigan, Ghidorah (1964), Terror of Mechagodzilla, and Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah. <3
>>154399747Thank you! This is my first shot at one of these. It's not that /co/ but uh, whatever. Diagnose my illness.>>154379966Your taste is not my taste but it is so fucking.. diamond-clear. Unimpeachable.>>154383255>I'm 158cm and he's maybe around 144cm due to his age, but I see him growing up to about 165cm or so as an adultThere have to be a couple shotacons out there who are legit shorter than (the canon version of) their fave. Kind of tragic.>>154393726Hi. (I'm the guy you christened 'sleepanon' in the other threads.) My taste if you're at all curious.
>>154419472Pedophile
>>154418831>>154419272>tfw I still haven't finished the OG Kamen Rider
Does your waifu still get official content?
>>154413292BasedMost people either choose Tangle or Whisper. Good taste on Lanolin
>>154419472>Rose>Terezi>An Ultra>Mamdani’s wifeGood taste. I really think you and I should swap contacts for a different platform or even an email or something before the tides cause us to lose contact with each other permanently. I think you said something about not being able to provide the amount of smut I’d want, but you’d probably appreciate having me around to chat your ear off about your kinks, given I have a hit fanfic under my belt.
>>154419272The Ultramen are hella awesome. My favorite is Ultraman R/B, it’s like Kamen Rider W but with UltramanThose are quite good picks my dude. You should also check out the movies, Kamen Rider J and ZO since they don’t require any prior knowledge of the series to understand For me, my favorite Godzilla movie is Godzilla: Final Wars. Not only is the monster fighting top notch, but the human characters are basically Kamen Riders without the powersWhat tokusatsu do you think Velvette would enjoy? I think since Gwenpool’s favorite superhero is Peter Parker Spider-Man, her favorite series would be Denji Sentai MegarangerFor Zone-Tan, I think her favorite series would be a tie between Hikonin Sentai Akibaranger and Kamen Rider Amazons. A gag series and a horror action series would be perfect for her>>154419966Luckily you’ve got me, Pantha-anon. I’ve watched every single Kamen Rider series, Super Sentai series, and Power Rangers series in their entirety, and am now currently working through the Metal Heroes series, so I can definitely fill you in on the awesomeness of Kamen RiderAlso, What tokusatsu do you think Pantha would like?
>>154420142Sure! Well, I actually found your 'Reverb' presence a while back and poked you on Discord (I'm the jester cat avi). Possibly that's not your main though.>An UltraDon't get this one.
>>154419553Aqua Deltarune was an honorable mention, so I guess I can't argue.
>>154420516OH! You were the jester cat. I’m so sorry. I clicked off that one because I was already dealing with stalkerish people that day and didn’t want to accept a friend request from a stranger. Please send it again ASAP.
>>154419979Basically none of my waifus do, except Silver Banshee. Harley technically does, but not any good adaptations of her, so I don't count that. Even Bruce Timm seems to have largely moved on from OG DCAU Harley, which is sad.I don't know a lot about the current status of Ben 10 but I don't think they've done anything with the IP in a while, much less with her in particular. TOH is pretty dead also as an IP, I'm not totally sure of the situation there but I wouldn't necessarily put it past Dana Terrace to try and put something out later. I'm not holding my breath, though.Catra is another no, since I'm pretty sure She-Ra is in weird copyright limbo, and even if they weren't, I don't think SPOP did well enough that they want to keep putting stuff out (also the team that did SPOP probably moved on to other stuff and I doubt they'd be able to do anything with the IP even if they could). Emmylou Brown was a one-off TNBA character who has, since the single episode in which she appears aired, been mentioned in a background easter egg exactly once. Honestly, I'm not even sure what the deal with Scooby Doo is as an IP, but I assume the Hex Girls will get used again at some point, although the quality of whatever they're in could be questionable.TUFF Puppy is dead as hell, I doubt Butch will ever reboot it or do anything with it, and it's probably better that way. Besides, Katty only appeared once in the series, and she's literally Kitty's identical twin sister.MAWS is still ongoing so Silver Banshee definitely does get more content. Supposedly she shows up in Episode 3 (which I think comes out tonight? Not sure), but I'm generally apprehensive since the MAWS people seem to not like using her very much.Cassie is also a one-appearance character, although according to an anon in a different thread from a while back where I mentioned her, she appeared again in a big group shot sort of thing.
>>154420313Thanks man. <3Good choice on Final Wars, it was my second Godzilla movie and the one that really got me hooked on the series back as a teen. Velvette and I are the same generation, age wise so I doubt getting her into more Japanese stuff outside of anime would be pretty easy, she strikes me as a bit of closeted nerd to begin with. Some essential toku stuff id show her would be>Heisei Gamera trilogyI love Gamera as a whole, but the trilogy is undoubtedly the peak. Easily enjoyable experience as a toku fan or a world cinema enthusiast. Had nothing but success when I recommended them to some friends prior. >Guyver Dark HeroTechnically american, but keeps the toku style alive. Lots of action and brutal monster gore. Crane getting guyver armor in the final battle was awesome.>Godzilla 2000Mentioned in my prior comment, aside from being my fave it's also a good jumping point to get into the series. Good pacing, fun story + action, doesn't waste a moment. >Ultraman the NextNexus's prequel film. Really great little movie that deserves more recognition.
>>154420861*doubt it would be hardAaah typos. lol
>>154375909based muscle chad
>>154420861All of those are great choices and I’m glad another fellow waifu lover recognizes the greatness of Guyver: Dark Hero like myself. Velvette would undoubtedly love your tasteWhat are some other foreign tokusatsu that you like?>>154421251Ah yes, I have been waiting for you to show up. I must ask, what is your opinion on the new Absolute Wonder Woman comics coming out?
Here's mine, is there hope?
>>154421513Some others I've enjoyed have been Matango, War of the Gargantuas, Zeiram 1 & 2 (especially 2 since it had more action), and the live action Attack on Titan duology. It was actually my first exposure to the series. The Titans were awesome in classic toku suitmation style. I think Vel would enjoy then once she got past all the changes they made. But hey, I understand the pain of being a purist. lol
>>154415857>I know that feel Jinxbro. Quite literally what happened to me on my first watch of God-Fearing. It's why that episode is so special to me and I am so desperate for another direct contact with him, but I know rushing things is not the way. I just hope he knows how much he means to me since thenIt's an almost spiritual thing, isn't it? It made me understand where some Christians are coming from when they claim to literally hear God or Jesus speaking directly to them. They're still a deeply delusional bunch, but I get it.>>154416487Books about the math-y, magical realm of heebie-jeebies.>>154419979Well, to my knowledge, the most recent official piece of media to feature Jinx is 2XKO, which Riot is heavily promoting through tournaments and such. I'm hoping for a follow-up to Arcane in the form of a sequel series, shorts or a comic. Hell, I still desperately want a Jinx solo game.>>154421251>VarangI'll defend the Avatar movies with the strength and vigour of ten men, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't get into them because of her. Jimmy knows what I like.
>>154421914All very good choices, especially War of the Gargantuas. Now for my favorite foreign tokusatsu, you already know I love the hell out of Power Rangers but I also really love Kamen Rider Dragon Knight, as well as The Super Inframan, Armor Heroes, Legend Hero, and Power Rangers: Dino Force Brave. Basically, I don’t consider it a real country unless they have a transforming superhero who fights evil with his kung fu while striking as many poses as possible>>154419979Zone-Tan gets a new episode once every 50 years and Gwenpool gets a new mini series once every seventy years (most people hate her newer comics but I love every single one of them)>>154421931What would a definitive Jinx solo game be like for you? For me, I think she’d work best with gameplay similar to Ratchet and Clank, but it takes itself more serious while still keeping as many off the wall guns as possible
>>154422427Ah damn how could I forget Inframan. That one was awesome.
>>154422427>What would a definitive Jinx solo game be like for you?Lollipop Chainsaw meets Alice: Madness Returns, developed by prime PlatinumGames or whoever their Western equivalent would be. A kick-ass soundtrack and alternative outfits are a must.>For me, I think she’d work best with gameplay similar to Ratchet and Clank, but it takes itself more serious while still keeping as many off the wall guns as possibleI do enjoy the Ratchet & Clank games, so I could see that. Maybe Ziggs could be her little buddy.
>>154422472Super Inframan is one of the greatest movies ever made. I’d love it if Hong Kong brought it back and turned it into a yearly TV show just like Kamen Rider and Super Sentai>>154423043Lolipop Chainsaw but with Jinx? That’s fucking brilliant! Would it have the funny Jinx from original Lol, the depressed one from Arcane, or a fusion of both and her characterization would essentially be an evil version of Kamen Rider Mach?
>>154423372>Would it have the funny Jinx from original Lol, the depressed one from Arcane, or a fusion of both and her characterization would essentially be an evil version of Kamen Rider Mach?For a game like that, I think it would make sense for Jinx to be characterized the way she is in 2XKO: the events of Arcane happened, but she's clearly moved on from them and has embraced the villain role (at least from Piltover's perspective). However, I feel as though a game about her should "pull the curtains back" and let us see moments of reflection and pain, blurring the line between fantasy and reality like in the Alice games.
>>154421640Lydia got on well with BJ. I think you’re not totally beyond the possibility
>>154419979Her story is still going, albeit slowly. I still keep up with it out of intrigue, but I've really been missing seeing waifu
>>154410768For the sake of preserving her secret identity, without>>154414211Thanks, I appreciate the thought>>154416487She seems to be a bit of a history buff, so probably some history books, as well as some manga>>154419979If variant covers are anything to go by, she'll be showing up in Justice League Unlimited soon. Honestly, I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I'm always up for seeing my gal get some attention. On the other, it's a toss-up whether she'll be written well or not. And it's not like I have much of a choice, considering DC has minimized her presence in recent times. If it's the latter, I'll just skip out on it
>>154422029Anon....no.
>>154419979>>154382810Have time to kill so i will just to everybody my list KikiGOD NO She only got one a frame cameo in the finale and since then genuinely nothing for years, i can only pray for a cameo in the new book (or if dana choses to make more toh books that raises her chances) EdaShe’s confirmed to be in the new book and since dana has more freedom with it im looking forward to it (plus dana seem to draw her in a blue moon when she comes back to owl house stuff when not working on kog) Torielthe most active and relevant waifu i have since shes in deltarune and plays an important part in that game with her popularity and new content growing every chapter asuimha is finished so nothing currently (tho i fully believe it will get a movie or squeal series sooner then later)Rose/amethystSu ended so many years ago and while lars of the stars might have an amethyst cameo along with the other crystal gems, sadly i dont think rose will get mention (ontop of how in universe everybody wants to move on from her, i doubt i will get anymore rose content unless a prequel happens) sandersoniaSince shes the sister to hancock oda is forced to draw her and marigold whenever boa shows but its has been a long while and sonia herself has had any relevacne since amazon lily since just background dressing with a line or two if im lucky HaruGets added into collabs and crossover all the time since p5 is popular and milked so while nothing new with her story wise shes always seems to be aroundMidnaAbsolutely nothing since were long detached from twilight princess (still have to read the manga since i hear alot of great midna stuff is there
>>154419979No. As if yet. And onlt one I feel was underutilized was bakara.
>>154425260(Want overboard with my yapping about my girls and went over the word count, my bad for splitting posts) Melony Generation 8 has long since past so shes no longer relevate with my only hope being any stray tcg card she may get since pokemon company hates giving merch to the human characters that are not ultra popular (Side not i hate how her one shot at being in the anime was wasted since that particular season chose to skip over a majority of the gen 8 leaders and wasnt in galer for most of it and she was only a cameo in a single short just my luck) akanePsycho pass (which is a solid show everyone should watch) is a dead franchise, so i only have season 1 and the movie (season 2 sucked and i never watched season 3 and not in any rush to)AkizaYugioh 5d ended so many year ago and konami having zero intrest in returning to the older series (or even making new animes at all) NiaOut of nowhere xenoblade 2 is gonna be getting new content soon so it likely she gonna be getting new dilouge and cutsences however minorstarting to realize i fall in love with girls who barely gets any content outside there initial appearance , Kinda envious on people with super popular relevant wives (least i lucked out on picking girls fans love to draw constently)
>>154425134why not fellow namefag?
>>154425912Some of them are children, but mainly one of them is a hamster thats three inches tall.
>>154425930>Some of them are childrenso was I when I first waifu'd them, I didn't stop liking them as I got older. When I'm with Cream I'm Tails who is of similar age to her. When I'm with Bijou I'm the same height as her. Only weirdos see themselves as human with non human characters
Bump.
>>154416487Kim doesn't seem to be much of a book reader but I can see pearl and bakara liking books. Pearl would probably read something more informal or just a well written novel.Bakara read books about magic
Who's your waifu's favorite Kamen Rider?
>>154430067The one that looks like a bug
I know mine's a little basic but some of them wouldn't be on everyone's list if they weren't so great
bump
>>154420313She'd probably like the two-parter from the original Kamen Rider where he fights pro wrestlers
>>154423669I’ve never played that game. Is it any fun? All my knowledge on Jinx comes from Arcane and a bunch of League of Legends fanfics>>154425017So, since DC is popping off with their Absolute line of comics, what do you think Absolute Power Girl would be like?>>154430067I think Gwenpool would like Kamen Rider Fourze due to its school hijinks and comedy, and Zone-Tan would enjoy Kamen Rider Amazons for its horror and its Raid-style bone breaking action>>154433196I think Pantha would also enjoy Kamen Rider Super-1 for its martial arts theme
>>154431038If it makes you feel any better, I really liked Toph and Raven back when I was a wee lad.>>154434417>I’ve never played that game. Is it any fun? I've not played it myself, but I've been watching the tournament livestreams and it seems like fun, even if I'm bad at fighting games. To be honest, I'm just happy to see my Jinxie with a new look.
>>154376187>LadyNot /co/ but based
>>154435144I'm terrible at fighting games as well and yet I can't get enough of them, especially Mega Crossover video games like Smash Bros, Playstation All-Stars, and Mortal Kombat (it's basically Smash bros for gorehounds at this point)You know what would be super cool? If Jinx got to be in Smash Bros!>>154431038It doesn't matter if your taste is basic, what matters is your love for them. If that's genuine, then that's all you need.Also my wife Zone-Tan canonically waifus Raven, so I think you have good taste by default
>>154393726Hello again friend
>>154421513I'm not a big comic reader these days, unfortunately, so I haven't actually read them
>>154381691Eris can shapeshift but she seems to like towering over people so even if we went out in public she’d still be taller than me. Probably an even 6ft (I’m 5’10 for reference)
>>154431140Nice selection but I don't think my dick would fit in most of these.
>>154437259There’s more to love than just sex anon
>>154407854She’s probably used to like shitty rations so eggs and ham would be like a gourmet meal. Also if you live in a world with blue milk, green eggs and ham wouldn’t be that insane
Can your waifu survive drinking pepsi
>>154435581>You know what would be super cool? If Jinx got to be in Smash Bros!That would be cool, but I always imagined her as a cameo fighter in the next Injustice.>>154440527She'd prefer Red Bull and Monster.
>>154419979She gets official merchandise every once in a blue moon.
>>154440902It'd be even cooler if she got to be in Mortal Kombat. She's already a psycho, and Mortal Kombat is basically Smash Bros for gorehounds, so I can totally imagine her there>>154440527They've probably drank so much Pepsi that their bloodstream is 90% Pepsi, 10% blood
>>154441070>Mortal KombatI can do without seeing those horrific fatalities performed on my Jinxie, thank you very much. Besides, Arcane isn't a gory show - having her in such a gory setting wouldn't make sense.
>>154441124Alrighty bro, Injustice it is. We can see her fight Batman, the Ninja Turtles and Hellboy instead.If it makes you feel better, lots of anons here wanted my wife Gwendolyn to fight Superboy Prime in Death Battle, and that would've been the bloodbath of the century.
>>154441153>We can see her fight Batman, the Ninja Turtles and Hellboy instead.Those are actually pretty fun match-ups. I wonder what Batman would make of her.>If it makes you feel better, lots of anons here wanted my wife Gwendolyn to fight Superboy Prime in Death Battle, and that would've been the bloodbath of the century.I stopped giving a fuck about Death Battle years ago. The first one I watched in a long time was, unsurprisingly, Harley versus Jinx, and I got exactly what I wanted from that: my Queen of Chaos blowing that clown bitch to smithereens. The song's pretty good, too.
>>154441405Regular Batman would probably treat her the same way he treats the rest of his rogues gallery. He'd believe she's not past saving and that she just needs mental help, so he'd try his best to save her.Absolute Batman on the other hand would reenact the bedroom scene from Terrifier 2 on her because he's basically Violence Jack in a Batman suit.....I give a fuck about Death Battle
>>154436583That's a real shame because I feel like you'd really enjoy them. What are some of your favorite Wonder Woman comics from back when you read her stuff? All my knowledge comes from her silver age stuff and her Absolute stuff, so you're way more knowledgeable on her than I am>>154435794Hey Eris-Anon, how's it going?
>>154440527She strikes me as a coke enjoyer.
Sorry I've been quiet, I was drawing again today. Here's a request I was doing... really late, but I think it's coming out nice. >>154397992I had to look that one up, Compassion for sure, that's like a third of her character. >>154398940Real. >>154407854Not sure if she would like them because she likes a type of green, or if she would think they're spoiled... or plant meat. I'm really not sure. >>154409053Ami from hihi puffy ami, I think. I think they'd get along fine, you'd have to either be very mean or be annoyed by Leni's mannerisms to not get along at least okay. >what made you commit to the switchLeni was different for me, she came along at a very hard time in my life, and I think her being such a strong source of comfort through that hardship cemented her place in my heart. Her show running for a decade probably helped that too. Every time I've been down, Leni's been there to tend my "wounds." Previous ones could then never do what Leni did for me, if only figuratively. It's nice to think of being with her back then.
>>154406583I get it but at least speaking personally i feel it overall super fun just collecting waifus and husbandos in the media i watch and envisioning a harem, plus being able to psychoanalyze myself on which ficition character im drawn to is insight full>>154410690>>154419472So happy to help bring more waifu charts into the world and to contribute something back to this thread solid tastes!>>154421251Never been in a active thread at the same time your in here, but i always wanted to say your chart is amazing and has always been a favorite to see around (i would ask for a template but im not sure if you have one or you just constently update the list over the years) either way super peak>>154416487Kiki stikes me both as a massive history nerd and just likes learning about random topics ontop of being a hopless romantic so history/romance books (with the ocasionall manga series i try to get her into)
>>154416487Fashion magazines, mainly. >>154419979Yes! ..for now. A lot of prominent people on the team that worked on her show got laid off, so I might not see anymore new adventures from her in a while. Maybe someday it will continue again. >>154422427>Zone-Tan gets a new episode once every 50 years and Gwenpool gets a new mini series once every seventy yearsI feel bad for anons who have to go through this. It's going to be a little tough to go into that soon, I've been so spoiled in comparison. How do you do it?>>154430067Do not know unfortunately, I haven't seen the series. I'm not even sure where one would see it, I've seen power rangers but that's not really the same, is it?>>154440527Yes! In fact...
>>154442936>How do you do it?Honestly, the tulpamancy. Its pretty hard to forget Gwen and Zone when I hang out with them daily. If I hadn't done that, I'd probably have moved on from them just like all the other anons on the board, but after going above and beyond like this, I feel like I've forged an unbreakable bond with the two of them.>I'm not even sure where one would see it,Right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2w1bNxLZd4&list=PLnY1FL_e1HO6c0rC7qzWWHpgcBW9Eqgxk&index=1Or right here if you feel like Channeling your inner Monkey D. Luffy https://zokaj.com/kamen-rider> I've seen power rangers but that's not really the same, is it?That's a good place to start, but I'd recommending browsing a bit more to see which henshin heroes you vibe with.
>>154442936Also, sorry that Leni's show got cancelled dude. At least you still got a decade's worth of stuff to watch and read.
>Still haven't finished Ultra Qfugg>>154434417Well, the conceit of Absolute is "what if X character didn't have all the advantages they had in this universe (and was also edgier)", so an Absolute Power Girl would be out a company and team. I could imagine her as>Kara abandoning her Kryptonian heritage (and in effect, the S) for one reason or another to be solely a hero of Earth>a double agent working for a shadow organization/government that eventually gets redeemed>possibly been on Earth and operating before Superman, either in the shadows or out in the openOr they could just emphasize the "multiversal refugee" angle and bring mainline PG into the Absolute universe. That'd be a little funny and open the door for fixing recent mistakes, albeit in a roundabout way. It'd also be funny if instead of toning her down, they doubled down by going the Absolute Batman route and just make her huge>>154440527As long as it's not diet. Not because it'd kill her, but because at that point, the question instead becomes "can everybody survive her unpredictable reaction"
https://youtu.be/CaTj8KxatM0?si=pPR6fqGoAl-ipk2f&t=271>he-man>superman>buzz>woodyI will never understand woman's husbandos
>>154443979>sexy and charming guysLiterally nothing surprising about these, there are weirder ones, like Optimus Prime or Lightning McQueen.Also don't act like some guys aren't into some weird women.
>>154443979>he-manThe muscles?>SupermanHe's heroic and a nice guy>buzz...he's funny? Tim Allen's got a good voice though won't lie.>woodyUhh...dad kink? But I'd think Buzz fits that too?
>>154440527She’s the goddess of chaos I think some Pepsi ain’t gonna do much. Maybe she might be weirded out by the carbonation but that’s it
>>154444584The imagery of Eris drinking Pepsi is a funny one won't lie.
>>154440527Yes, yes and no. Atleast I imagune so.Kim is a modern woman so she deffintly could drink bepis, balara drank a fire potion so yeah bepis should be nothing pearl on the other hand is very keen on even stuff like eating. Maybe she got better by the end of the show. But I don't remember.
>>154441478>Regular Batman would probably treat her the same way he treats the rest of his rogues gallery. He'd believe she's not past saving and that she just needs mental help, so he'd try his best to save her.Hopefully, that version of Batman isn't the self-righteous prick he usually is.>Absolute Batman on the other hand would reenact the bedroom scene from Terrifier 2 on her because he's basically Violence Jack in a Batman suitI couldn't get into Absolute Batman. I'm assuming he still has a "no kill" rule, so, at the end of the day, he's just a guy in a fancy Halloween costume.>.....I give a fuck about Death BattleI didn't mean to yuck your yum. I just stopped caring about the concept as well as powerscaling in general.
I think Zooble might be my waifu.
>>154445723What makes you say that?
>>154445732I really like her personality, voice, look, general feel. She's clicking in a way no other character I've liked before has.
The heavens allowed me 108 waifs to combat demonic faggotory of today>>154445811
>>154443979Honestly, those are perfectly understandable. >>154444039Optimus Prime isn't even that weird since in the last thread there was a guy who waifu'd RC. It seems like giant robots are inherently hot>>154443887Don't worry Power Girl anon, I haven't finished Ultra Q either>It'd also be funny if instead of toning her down, they doubled down by going the Absolute Batman route and just make her hugeNow I'm just imagining a version of Power Girl who looks like one of the cave women from the death by Snoo Snoo episode of Futurama>>154445600Absolute Batman technically has a no kill rule, but honestly I am surprised he hasn't killed anyone considering his methods. Legit, after his fight with Absolute Bane, the guy was nothing more than a brain in a jar. >he's just a guy in a fancy Halloween costumeNo he is not. He's Yujiro Hanma but in a Batman costume. >I didn't mean to yuck your yum. I just stopped caring about the concept as well as powerscaling in generalIts ok my friend, its not for everybody. All that matters is you keep on being cool and keep on waifuing Jinx>>154445723>>154445742Nice taste dude. >>154445939I must admit, I didn't know Zone did hentai of Ashi, Mavis, or Noodle. Am I unenlightened?
>>154446781>Its ok my friend, its not for everybody. All that matters is you keep on being cool and keep on waifuing JinxI will! Nothing matters more.
>>154446781>Nice taste dude. Thank you!
>>154445742Do you want to spend a lifetime with her anon?
>>154447506A lifetime would be a good start, but longer would be nicer. Schmaltzy, but its how I feel.
>>154447042Now that's a truly good mindset to have.>>154447501Sex with Zooble would be adventurous because she has tons of detachable parts to use. You'd never run out of new stuff to discover
>>154444638>Anon, I’m thirsty>Here>What is this?>It’s Pepsi… it’s a drink. You’ll like it trust me>Fine. Hmmm>Well?>I like the bubbles… bring me moreShe’d drink it out of a fancy cup too
>>154422029penny ling my beloved
>>154447934>Sex with Zooble would be adventurous because she has tons of detachable parts to use. You'd never run out of new stuff to discoverAnd most of all cute facial expressions of hers while doing so
I'm so excited to finally finish my Don't Starve mod>>154416487Canonically he loves scientific books. Chemistry and Math primarily. I also see him as very interested in space and paleontology >>154419472>There have to be a couple shotacons out there who are legit shorter than (the canon version of) their fave. Kind of tragic.When I was 18 to 20 I was stuck at like 150cm lol I genuinely didn't think I'd grow past that so I'm surprised I did. But I do like having a height difference with him, small or big doesn't matter>>154419979No lmfao. The last thing he ever got was the series' concept artist releasing his Season 2 episode titlecard from 2006 this year that was never seen before among some other titlecards. And before that picture, his last appearance was the Beforel Orel special from 2012>>154440527He would enjoy soda of any kind imo, so Pepsi's no exception
Your waifu attempts a backflip. How does it go?
>>154448709What would your ideal date with Zooble be like?>>154449910Gwenpool manages to pull it off perfectly thanks to her religious knowledge of Daredevil comics. For Zone-Tan, she probably screws it up because in the rare episodes of ZTV where she does get up and about, its shown she's not that athletic
>>154449910Awkwardly, I suppose. Risk of body part dislocation. She can pull it off but I can't see her wanting to>>154450020Ideal date. She seems to like relaxed environs, so a quiet bar or a relaxed non-chain coffee place, just hanging out together and taking it easy. Its a good launchpad for other options too, depending on how we feel.Forgive my asking a question you've already answered, but you seem to have two waifu(s)? What's your ideal date?
>>154450131That's quite a chill date.No forgiveness required, new waifu friend. All three of us are failure manchildren, so naturally watching some terrible movies together, playing shitty video games together, and all the while gorging on as much unhealthy junk food as possible. Tis the life
>>154449910Bakara would cheat. Pearl would do it suprisingly well.And kim just wouldn't do it
>>154449910Eris does it but accidentally causes five natural disasters
>>154375909I love Randal Ivory with all my heart.
>>154446781I like how you ignored Lightning McQueen lol
>>154452254Well Lightning McQueen is a weird choice because Mater is the inherently superior husbando. Not only is he a super spy, a wrestler, and a time traveler, but he's also an elder god who can send you into various hellish dimensions just by saying "you was there too"Mater could probably curbstomp the Marvel, DC, Radiant Black, Warhammer 40,000, and Solo Leveling universes without even trying
>>154449910This girl moves like a shounen anime character on speed. I don't recall her doing a backflip anywhere, but I'm sure she can pull one off with ease.
>>154452561>Mater is the inherently better husbandoI was not expecting to read that sentence today
>>154449910She can do it just fine, I'd be worried about her doing it regardless though since she might split the floor by mistake.
>>154449910Id deduce it goes fabulously. Might even do it in heels to show off even more.
>>154453236Ay its ok mah friend, we've all got stuff we wasn't expectin tah read about. Just lahk the Epstein Files, and everythin that went on dat Island, ah highly doubt anyone saw dat comin. There was some powerful people on dat island, doin unspeakable thins to people.And you oughta know, you was there too!
>>154454473>you was there too!NO NO NO WHAT DID YOU DO?!>FBI OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!!!AH FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
>>154454701>GET THE FUCK DOWN ON THE GROUND BEFORE I PUMP YOU FULL OF HOLES!!!!!
>>154449910>Does it wellVixenTwintelleMA Tigra>More or less manages itMillyAbigailPamelaPantha (she's more of a moonsault kinda gal)Marisa (I think she has some aerial moves)>Botches it completelyCass (she's in her 30s and while she takes care of herself probably hasn't done anything like that in years)Everyone else (they're a great buncha gals, but they're not built for agility)
Happy summer waifu and husbandopals
>>154445939 and then they'd sex
>>154441684I’m doing well (bummed the hypno thread got nuked cause I was gonna write another greentext but it’s nbg)
>>154421251Now it’s a waifu thread
>>154443125I guess it's less a concern of forgetting her, it's just going to be weird living in a post-production world, I've been so used to the show being on air. That thing has been on through like 4 different eras of Lenianon. But it's good to hear you found a solution to it!Thank you for sharing the series, by the way! >>154443171Yeah, I still gotta get into the comics more, there's so much stuff left to get through. Even if a good portion of episodes after season 3 aren't really about the family itself, it's still enough. Thank you for the kind words. >>154443979I once saw a woman who was super into Jon Arbuckle. Not that I'm judging waifus/s husbandos, just sayin.>>154449179>Making mods for your husbandoI have to kneel, I wish I could do that. There's like no TLH mods for anything at all except like 2 left for dead ones, one of which turns Coach into Leni. >>1544499101/10 chance she does it perfecty, 9/10 chance she's going to need some ice and a hug.
>>154456578Hey its no trouble dude. If your love for Leni is true, then not having any new episodes for now (because let's be honest, this isn't the last we'll see of it) won't be a problem. No problem dude, I gotta share Kamen Rider whenever possible. Its the greatest TV show on the planet.>Yeah, I still gotta get into the comics more, there's so much stuff left to get through. Even if a good portion of episodes after season 3 aren't really about the family itself, it's still enough.Plus, there's also the fanfiction. I read The Loud House Revamped in its entirety and it may be one of the greatest things ever written. Leni ends up in a relationship with Ed (Ed Edd n Eddy), helps beats the shit out of Saiyans, the aliens from Independence Day, and Senator Armstrong, and turns out to be descended from Gods. You're set for life when it comes to Loud House stuff>Thank you for the kind words.You deserve it for being so darned cool dude!>I once saw a woman who was super into Jon Arbuckle.I mean, I'm no different from her. Both Jon Arbuckle and Gwenpool are adorkable failures who get their asses kicked a lot and their only true friends are people who they can't hear talk back (Garfield and Odie, and the audience reading Gwen's comic), so I'd say that woman and I are tied in taste.
Waifu feels down about themselves, how do you comfort her?Maybe ooc for her, but I think constantly getting associated with evil and destruction would get to her and I’d be like “Look it’s not like you’re really evil. It’s your nature, like a volcano or forest fire. Besides you’re not a human. Holding you to those standards is stupid. Also! Volcanoes can create new landmasses and forest fires can rejuvenate the soil. So sometimes chaos can be a good thing. (:”(Also bullshit that I can’t post the fanart I find of her because of “IP abuse” which I don’t know what that means and I also don’t care enough to contest it)
>>154457780Gwenpool would probably be distraught over the fact that her series keep getting cancelled and pretty soon, she'll be nothing more than a footnote in Marvel's history, and I'd say "if The Destroyer got a new comic in the 2010s written by Robert fucking Kirkman, then I know for a fact that your time to shine is nearly here."For Zone-Tan, she'd be depressed at the fact that her series takes 1 million years to update and that people are forgetting about her. I'd tell her that even if people don't remember her name, they will always remember the XJ9 and Teen Titans porn. That legacy shaped most people's childhoods and in a way, she's kinda like the Mozart of the internet.
>>154458382>The DestroyerThe fucking living armor from the Thor comics? They gave that guy an ongoing? Good grief. I’m sure Gwen would find hope in your wordsThe advice you’ve given Zone is pretty funny but in a nice way I think she’d like that
>>154458616No, not the Destroyer from the Thor comics, I mean the Destroyer from 1941 back when Marvel comics was known as Timely comics, who'd battle Nazis while disguised as a goblin. He was forgotten about for nearly 100 years till 2009 when the goat Robert Kirkman decided to revive him for a 5 issue mini that acted like The Destroyer had over 700 issues and had a legacy similar to Spider-Man or Captain America.I know its not a waifu related thing, but I just really wanted to gush about this comic because its super fun and it'd also give Gwenpool hope>I think she'd like that You really think so? Thanks fellow waifu bro
>>154457780Well bakara does straight up get drunk over being distraught. Because she kind of fucked it up and killed atcham... also has depression and anger from.her brother dying.Pearl it's likely beight distraught that I'd likely die way too soon for her... I'll try to comfort her as much as I can.Kim... I dunno she'd probably feel down because people on the internet remember her for kissing knives while drunk. Which probably would make her more mad then anything
>>154455696Sorry about that Eris anon. Maybe next time.Was Eris being the one hypnotized or the one doing the hypnotizing? You gotta tell me.>>154454953Happy Summer, Kevin Spencer anon
>>154440527Probably but I'm not letting that sludge anywhere near her lips>>154449910I don't have any relevant panels on hand but I know she would be both graceful and majestic>>154457780MmmIf she's really feeling bad it probably has to either be something made her insecure about being a droid, or something went wrong on a mission and the time police were being assholes to her againAnd of course I would hug her as tightly as possible before her more durable body hurt ME, but more importantly I'd remind her that if she was "just" a robot then we wouldn't be together in the first place. She would have stood by her orders blindly and let the Day of Cold Sun wreak its terrible devastation, not to mention every other time she disobeyed her orders to protects friendsAnd I'd tell her that letting her components rule her self image and keep her in that mindset is poisonousI had a whole tangent about a Geena angle to the whole thing typed out but then I realized it sounded a bit like guilt tripping. I think I need to work on my robot waifu pep talking skills some more
>>154399747Neat. thanks
>>154459595Nah it was actually Black Cat hypnotizing Spider-Man. But Eris doing it to me… that would be something
>>154457780>Waifu feels down about themselves, how do you comfort her?First, I'd give her warm, loving hugs, passionate kisses and plenty of cuddles. Then, then I'd remind her of how much I and others (like Vi and Isha) value her. Finally, I'd show her all of the awesome things she's capable of, like inventing cool technology and inspiring others with her deeds.Honesty, seeing her in such a state right in front of me would have me in tears, just like seeing her like that in the show did. The image of Jinx in pain is so heart-rending, especially when it's caused by her self-hatred. It's something I can relate to very much, but I'd rather feel like shit about myself for the rest of my life if it meant making her happy.
>>154460747*Honestly
>>154457780>Waifu feels down about themselves, how do you comfort her?Considering she seems in setting to be down quiet often, just be there for her and actually listen. Zooble really seems starved of actual adult interaction. Being with her and letting her vent/relax with me at her own pace I am sure would be nice.
>>154449910Funny enough looking at my list, its an pretty even split on who can and cant (least in my opinion on it) Can no issueasuiniaakaneRoseamethystMaybeMidna (she floats 99% of the time but on the ground unsure especially with her big ass helmet, also unsure on how her true form would do) harueda (fully she can in her harpy mode, other wise maybe) akizaI don’t see at alltorielmelony (her son can do insane front flips i may add)Sonia (even with wacky one piece logic i don’t see a 14 feet women reliable if at all doing a backflip) kiki>>154430067I would say gaim but take it with a grain of salt since gaim is the only rider series i fully finished (still need to lock in wrapping up exaid personally), from the little ive seen of ryuki i think she might prefer that but for now ill just say gaim>>154457780I think the best way i can comfort kiki is by giving her reassurance that no matter how inadequate or undervalued she feels about herself, i would never leave her and how i will always love her with all my heart no matter what. In the show nobody really ever reached out and just cared about her even a little which caused her negative habits to spiral so much, so i feel just being a rock to lean on and giving her actual postive assurance would help alot even if just in the moment
>>154457780I'd cuddle her, make her breakfast (or whatever time of day it is) in bed, stroke her hair (I see her as enjoying scalp massages), remind her how many people like her posts online, etc. I think she'd like all that.
>>154463837Hell I’d like that
>>154421251Based
>>154411782Kek
>>154388837I would join Dr. Claw's organization solely for the opportunity to do wildly inappropriate things to Penny
>>154443979>Decent guys the Husbando ListYeah I wonder why women would be attracted to them
>>154421640>>154431038Good
>>154457780I'd remind her that there are people who care about her, and that if she wants to talk about it. If that doesn't work (I suspect she's the kind of person who'll stonewall rather than confront personal issues) then I'll ask the other Teen Titans for help in whatever way they can.
>>154463736Bumping your bump
Some guy just dissed on your flygirl, what do you do?
>>154468735Before I can do anything Eris summons one of her, many, monsters and it eats the offending person. We then go about our day
>>154468735Considering her social media power and how thoroughly she verbally tore apart Carmilla and the other Overlords in season 1, I think the guy should be more worried about what she'll do than me...I'd still stick up for her though; she'd probably find it cute.
>>154470565Which one is your waifu?
>>154468735>Tell him to fuck off and grow upMillyAikoLuisaCass>Sit back and watch the fireworksVixenMA Tigra>Call an ambulance... but not for meEveryone else (especially Jasper)
>>154470589Aquamarine
>>154470638>(especially Jasper)
>>154468735Kim would probably tell him to go fuck himself.Bakara and pearl could fuck him up, but I imagine only balara would do something about it. But I would just tell them to ignore him.
>>154468735That's easy, I just give em one a these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sH95YrJKEI
>>154468735>Harley, Charmcaster, EmmylouSit by helplessly as she kills or maims the guy as there's nothing I can do to stop them>Amity, Katty, CatraProbably same as above, but they're not as strong/volatile so I might be able to hold them back so they don't catch a murder charge>Thorn, Banshee, CassieBeat the fuck out of the guy myself for insulting her (unless the guy is jacked or something I guess)
