You were too white to give this movie its due
>>154393727My hwite nephew likes it
>>154393727>Too white No such thing
I really liked it but their attempts at being hip with the negoes were the worst part
>>154393727Basketball culture turns me off. And that's saying something as someone that enjoyed the original Space Jam.
>>154393842They're jealous of Raww
>>154393842Guy looks like the gayest thing ever.
>>154393842This isn't news. Furries infamously have shit taste. There's a reason sparkledogs are a thing and everyone jokes that they only know how to draw dogs and wolves.
>>154393873>Basketball culture turns me offEnjoy your soccer slop
>>154393953>Ugh, why do white people only want to fuck pretty things?!
>>154393727Let's be frank, it's a very unoriginal premise with a story that's going to go exactly as you predict.Aside from the nice animation, there's not much to entice an audience to give it a try.
>>154393986Yep, pretty much my thoughts exactly. It's every sports movie rolled into one. No surprises, no thrills.
>>154393842there is a LOT to unpack from this, because holy shit
>>154393727Nah, it was the fact that they made the main female protagonist look like a man to validate trannies and closeted homosexuals
>>154393953This has to be parody, no one is this retarded on purpose, it takes skill to act like you have as many chromosomes as there are land before time movies.
>>154393842I'm feeling like a broken record. But they sure do embarrass themselves.
>>154393727I'd argue it wasn't black enough I saw the trailers and I saw that rap scene and knew this was designed for and by crackas black people aren't gonna watch it cause it doesn't actually resonate with a black audience and white people aren't gonna go see it cause they don't want to cringe a cartoons trying to be hip and hood
What would you do in this situation?
>>154394639Worry, considering what she just did to my phone with a single digit. But I would tell her she's hot as fuck, even with that facemask.
>>154393727Good.
>>154394639*unzips dick*
>>154394304This wasn't a "nearly human" anthro movie where they have tits, hips, and asses. It's more of an "uplifted animal" movie. If Jett were built like YOU want her to be, she wouldn't have been believable as a serious player against huge animals. She'd have been crippled in a single game. You want some Lola Bunny fap-bait bullshit. This is more like Bloody Roar.
>>154393842Dogs are white I knew it
>>154393727>4chan >WhiteGood one, OP
>>154393842Lots of wolves, german shepherds (and other shepherd dogs), Labradors, generic archetypical dog (mutts), huskies, golden retrievers... but now that i think of it, i've never seen anyone draw a Pitbull furry character.
>>154393842It's about what gets your peepee hard, not about what is the most artistic and unique design. Unless your fetish is unusual designs and atypical anthro species, what the fuck do you expect people to do when their boner points at some typical boring furry?
>>154393842How poisoned by culture war shit do you have to be to think like this? It's because most people are unoriginal, anthro foxes and canines in general are the most popular therefore people will pay more attention to that. As well, I'm willing to bet the percentage of furries that give a shit about sports is incredibly small which is the actual explanation why furries didn't care as much about the goat movie
>>154393727I didn't even know when it was released.
>>154394737Ok faggot lmao
>>154394945He's right though. All the other characters are similar. They lean more on the animal body shapes than humans or regular furries which are usually just human body + animal head.
>>154393842>Meanwhile Undertale/Deltarune are juggernauts based on goatlust alone.
Welcome to the jungle, we take it day by dayIf you want it you're gonna bleed but it's the price to pay
>>154395207my waifu tigress looks less like a man and is 10x stronger than this ho
>>154394737>This wasn't a "nearly human" anthro movie where they have tits, hips, and assesNah just massive broad humanlike chests and arms. OP doesn't look "Nearly human", she looks like a pretty normal basketball player dude with a cat head slapped on top of a freakishly huge neck.
>>154395035Are you high or do you think jaguars have insanely thick necks? What's weird is this thing the side of her chest is the only not-man part of her upper body. Those are defined pectorals. It's literally just a dude who might as well be wearing a hood with a jaguar head on it, their face would fit in there just fine!
>>154393953>implying Judy Hopps isn't a minority who fights against multiple kids of systemic racism
>>154395283>>implying Judy Hopps isn't a minorityCorrect?That's the entire basis of the first movie, she is very much in the majority. You're thinking of the partner who weaponizes system racism to con people.
>>154393842
>>154393842what movie is this?
>>154395280>do you think jaguars have insanely thick necks?
>>154395375Buddy we know what "Angles" are, especially ones where they're sitting down and aligned with their shoulders, did you think nobody could look up a side profile and notice "hey that doesn't look like it's bigger than their head somehow"
>>154395367Forgotten Island
>>154395344Did we watch the same movie? Rabbits are a minority in Zootopia, especially on the police force. Are you actually retarded?
>>154395375>>154395413I mean really, not even a standing picture? It's right there.>>154395422Are you actually retarded or did you somehow miss the entire "Prey animals are 80 percent of the population" thing? The entire basis of the movie?Her being a minority in her very specific field doesn't change the fact she's one of the most majority of all the animals period. Am I going to blow your mind telling you that white males in american aren't a minority just because of the book publishing industry?
>>154393842Isn't he a child?
>>154393842These bitches sound like the type to scold you for jacking it to Judy Hopps because she's a cop.
Average Jett Fillmore Enjoyer
>>154395470He's a werepup and deserves dickings.
>>154393727And the movie was a coward in not giving the panther a nice pair of tits.
So this is true for boys too?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ
>>154393727It was generic af they wanted to do the underdog fish out of water type story but executed it in the most cliche way There was a greentext on earlier goat threads where an anon talks about how it should've been 2 "medium" animals on opposing teams creating a sort of honourable rivalry with each other, think rush(2013) but for basketball essentially
>>154397031interestinggot a link to the thread at least some good keywords I can look up in the archives?
>>154395470Yeah I think the co-director said his story is about puberty and he looks like a child in human form.
>>154393727>another girlboss protagonistyeah because we all know what great basketball players women are in the real world
>>154393727>Too white How can someone be too perfect?
>>154393727>You were too whiteis this supposed to be an insult?
>>154397670>>154397682these posts were made by brown people
>>154393727Her rampage against the snow team was pretty impressive.Mane Attraction's one weakness besides the ankle thing being that he wasn't that good at three pointers was a nice touch.I feel bad that I actually found the door dash water delivery gag funny.
>>154397670>>154397682
>>154397788>Muh stupid White guyPost some more if you think that'll validate your point
>>154393842>It had nice designs!No it didn't GOAT was fucking hideous
>Advertise the movie with Rhino children farting into Patton Oswalt's mouth>Nobody watches itWhat the fuck did you expect?
>>154393727Nowadays word of mouth is incredibly powerful, word for this movie was that it's fucking MID
>>154393727>>154393842>>154393953>BUT WYPIPOrent free
I don't understand getting so upset over something so stupid. Wouldn't it make more sense talking about why you like the Goat characters more than yelling at people that like Pawbert? It's not hard to see why people like Pawbert, on top of him being in a good movie that people actually saw...
>>154397871Kino.
>>154397915Wait, who was the racist character?
>>154393842Furry is White-culture, which is why poI mods hate it so much
>>154397974Pawbert, according to them
>>154393727Maybe media shouldn’t rely on people not being the race they are to make money.
>>154398291OY VEY!
I’m just gonna leave this here.
>>154393842Kek the nuclear fallout from this character is hilarious.
>>154395141Personally, I like the BBW goth cat
It's incredibly silly to blame white furries for the failure of a genuinely bad movie.Let's set aside for a moment that the designs are wholly unfuckable for furries and basically jumped all the way to bestiality and just accept out of hand that there's a cultural clash here:The clash is not white furries vs black culture, it's furries of all colors vs hood culture.Do you have any fucking idea, any inkling at all, how bigoted hood culture is? Hood culture hates furries for stepping a foot out of their line and black furries that got bullied relentlessly hate hood culture back.There's a reason basketball is still way more closeted than other sports.
>>154393727Correct. I stopped supporting Black slop after Karmelo and the train stabbing. Hope Spider-Verse fails.
>>154398383Twatterfags think this is white?
>>154393727Saw the trailer. It's just Zootopia, but about a fictional sport that I don't care about (based on a sport I also don't care about) starring a goat with a retarded broccoli haircut.
Have some notes I made watching the movie:- Dude is practicing and just sunk every shot from all over the court, nothing but net, while leaping a hundred feet in the air. Why is he not already in sports? I get that he's small but that doesn't really matter if you can leap over the entire court. I can buy some random bullies going SMALLS CAN'T BALL HURRR but not an organized league- Why is Will having trouble paying rent? He's got a job that he's apparently good at. I know DA RULES say the protagonist has to be on his ass but nothing they're establishing has any cohesion.- Holy shit the horse trotting around the cage while talking trash is gay as fuck. That nigga ZESTY. I cackled but somehow I don't think that's supposed to be that funny.- WIll puts his rent money on a 1v1 with the current best player in the league because....he's fucking retarded? That scene would make way more sense if it were the bear bully pushing him, he'd have a reasonable belief that he could win, and if the "small" prejudice is really the issue it would have just a much viral potential without needing Will to somehow be good enough to fuck up this league player- The way Jett reacted makes her seem like she's racist specifically against goats- Did Will not ever realize that he might get injured playing ball? Really?- They keep implying he's never gonna play, but there are only 6 people on the team. The chances that absolutely no one gets injured or tired and needs relief is zero.
>>154398499- Will continuously puts on such insane displays with full court three-pointers that Jett and the coach not giving him a shot beggars belief.- Every time Nick Kroll speaks I want to rip my ears off- This diss track is fucking awful. Nigga rhymed baa with baa and you with you. Embarrassing.- Oh man, someone finally fouled for the first time in FOUR GAMES time for goat to play!- Wow! Crazy! Someone capable of sinking threes from full court is useful! What a shock!- Jett's mad despite getting exactly what she wanted because RACIST- this whole promo scene could be cut and nothing would change- I'm confused, did Jett not realize she still had fans? This is honestly the scene that's worked the best for me so far but it's too sudden and too easy. Being an insane shooter and keeping them alive didn't earn him any respect but his friends kissing her ass did?- Oh shit, at 80 minutes in we FINALLY get some fucking pathos for Will. You know when it would've been cool to see him struggling with losing his mom and diving deep into roarball to cope? THE START OF THE FUCKIN' MOVIE.- I guess fifteen years of being a cunt was broken down by fifteen minutes of pie. It has to happen, it's the necessary plot beat, but the character is so shallow and turns around so fast that it feels forced.-This Patton Oswalt-led montage is actually good. No notes.- Ok, so the warthog is selling the team....now? Midseason? While in the playoffs? And is also getting rid of all the players that just...you know...made the playoffs? Including their biggest and most popular player? Even if all she cares about is money the whole value of the team is in Jett and Goat and the run they're on, not the literal name The Thorns. If you cut that short and relocate the team you've destroyed all the value. This doesn't make any sense from anyone's perspective. Other things have been bad but this is absolutely 100% maximum-strength contrived.
>>154398511- THIRD ACT FALLING OUT SOOOOONG~ IT'S A THIRD ACT FALLING OUT SOOOOOONG~- Well that may have been the fastest make-up I've ever seen. Will acted like a little bitch for all of five seconds and then everything was cool again.- I'm confused about the rules of this game. Goal tending seems to be a thing and it's ok to body block someone going for a dunk, but it's also ok to fucking flying knee them in the face?- Mane literally just threw a haymaker at another player that didn't have the ball with no foul called, can they just kick each other's asses? Is this bloodsport? Is the right move for Will to gore Mane with his horns?- Ok yes, they are literally just brawling on the court. All of them. Everyone. Which leads to a single ejection.- Good victory scene, could've been better set up but it worked.- This speech Will is giving about his hometown doesn't track. It fits the diner, but everyone else was giving him a raw deal before he got famous.- lol the contrived problem is solved by a contrived and nonsensical solution. Thanks Nick Kroll!I will give this movie one thing: the artists REALLY tried. I don't know if they succeeded, but they obviously cared a lot about how this movie looked and about having very dynamic editing and effects. They also put some effort into making a world that feels like animals live in it. Nowhere near the effort Zootopia went to, but they deserve praise for not going full Sing.The script is fucking bad, y'all. Paper-thin characters and instant arcs, contrivance on contrivance on contrivance, a lack of strong themes or cohesion, it reeks of the attitude that "kids don't care so who gives a shit"
>>154398511>-Didn't read.
>>154398499That's my issue with Will (the goat). He has zero flaws and has like, no struggle other than all the bigs are meeeean tooo meeeee.
>>154393842>>154393953>animal rapists
>>154398528Just pretend it's all green you little bitch
>>154393727The movie would be 100x better if it focused on Modo instead of that wimpy kid
>>154393842>>154393953>Kitty Kat and Jeet Fillmore are passed because they're black and feline>But not because they're built like literal trannies
>>154399184The kinds of people making those posts would never in a thousand years imply a tranny is anything less than the apex of attractiveness
>>154399278Anon go to your local hobby shop during Friday Night Magic and tell me with a straight face that the "she"/"her"s are attractive.
>>154399184Some are saying they get overlooked because they're strong black women...but like...there's tons of porn of them.
>>1543937271) People who care about basketball, or sports in general and animation fans barely overlap. At least Space Jam had Looney Tunes and Jordan's charisma despite that man being a shit-tier actor to carry it.2) It just wasn't very good. White kids loved the fuck out of peak Eddie Murphy movies, Wayans brothers movies and Boondocks. They even listen to retarded gangsta rap. The "blackness" is not the problem.3) Story features a short guy who dreams of becoming a basketball star. Who the fuck is this even for? Specifically stupid kids with this specific impossible dream of becoming an elite athlete despite not having the genes for it? Do kids even still dream of becoming athletes nowadays? Even black ones? Pretty sure it's all about becoming streamers or influencers or some shit.
>>154395461Except Judy's species isn't "prey animal" and the systemic oppression she fought against was size. Do you think the Water Buffalo and the Elephant and other herbivores on the police force are predator animals, which is why they get to be cops?
>>154393727>female black panther>built like the manliest man to ever swing dick>doesn't actually have oneI think they cracked the code of how to have furry characters in your movie and not attract horny furries to the fandom. This isn't even muscle girl, this is just a guy minus the dick and I don't think furry cuntboy enthusiasts are a big enough demographic to carry.>>154399631>reading comprehension: 0He doesn't think that himself, he said that the people on Twatter would never admit that it's the problem.
>>154402139Some like being confused by their...lover.
>>154393727Or maybe the film was just kind of mid with unappealing character designs up the ass besides Modo and Jett I guess, with the main focus being Basketball centric front and center. Already turning off a huge chunk.At least Space Jam had Lola and Bugs to distract from Michael's awful acting.
>>154393842>do people not like our movie because it's low-brow childish humor and the main character literally has zoomer hair?>NO IT MUST BE BECAUSE UHHH CANINES>ALSO WHITES BAD WHITES BAD
>people keep saying the female characters are built like men>when in reality they just are built more like the animals they are based on because the film has them literally move and have silhouettes like themConvinced these are the kind of people who need breasts and human shapes on everything because they can't accept non-humans having non-human sexual dimorphism.
>>154404672>this cope again
>>154404729>I don't accept the explanation that the characters are intentionally shaped morel like animals, therefore it's cope
>>154393842Genuinely why is this? Even on 4chan, with a userbase often claiming to be not a bunch of normalfags, they certainly cling to normalfag tastes. Any time there is a fur/anthro thread it's 90% canines or at least mammals.
>>154393727This movie's issue was more that it tried to do too many things at once and didn't really deliver on any of them, while having the grossout humor being a turnoff. If it just tried to be a lovable loser story about a failing team being a winner, it could've easily been a 7/10 film.
>>154405729Too damn true.
>>154404672But that's retarded. Only a few animals can get away with looking like they normally do but acting human without it looking like an ironic parody or a cheap bootleg. Panthers aren't on that list.
>>154404802>strawman argument
>>154402139You dumb fuck, that's not a dude without a dick. That is a female leopard standing on her hind legs. There are DEGREES of anthropomorphism. Goat is like 90% animal, 10% human. And it WORKS. Get over it, Pinky.
>>154406325Man these threads are just 90% this one fucking guy batting for these dogshit anthro designs lmao
>>154396013They were doing more bestial anthros. No tits unless lactating. Just go watch your humie movies, bro.
>>154395493Nah. THOSE are the ones too white to enjoy Goat. Antifa wanna-be's are whiter than mayo on snow.
>>1543952801: she works out. 2: she has pecs because she is not producing milk. This movie isn't about nearly-human furries/toons like The Bad Guys. These are more-realistic-looking animals modified slightly to be able to walk upright.
>>154393727The trailer gave a pretty bad impression of the movie
>>154395229LOL Tigress, unlike Jett, was actually mistaken for a man a few times in-universe. And including by furry artists who hadn't seen the movie before doing fan art.
>>154394716...your dick has a ZIPPER?? Body modders going too far these days.I ask because sports/athletic shorts generally don't have a zipper. It's a pull up or down affair, with an elastic waistband or draw string.
>>154406586Are you autistic?
>>154406459I saw Jett in the trailers, I knew she was female on FIRST GLANCE, unlike some idiots here, and I was interested. I don't gaf about basketball or sports in general, btw.
>>154406603Fucking with that guy over a poor choice of words. You unzip your PANTS, not your dick.
Jett…
>>1543938424chan is normal compared to twitter lmao
>>154406621It's an old meme, newfag, stop embarassing yourself. And that other guy called you autistic because a normal person would understand that it's a joke or a meme from the context.>>154407086Don't say "4chan" when you actually mean "the 2-3 boards I visit". Some of the boards on here are schizo emporiums that make Twatter sound sane.
>>154407479Glizzy gobbling goonsister...
>>154406325It works in the same way "Animal Soccer World" or "Air Bud" work. Unless an animal is naturally anthropomorphic, it can't do human things without just looking weird or the awkwardness of it being the source of entertainment. These designs can work, but not in a basketball movie that takes itself seriously.
I feel like these people would've cried themselves to sleep at night if they got to experience Old Internet
>>154393842Tbf, Modo
>>154393727I don't watch movies and I can assure you I interact with more black creators than you do
>>154408019I looked like the picture on the right when I was 18 and my fursona looked like the left.
>>154408019If he's 15, that's still of age. Because he's a dog. What does it matter if his human form looks like a child if his true form is supposed to be a 15 year old dog?
>>154408254Anon you cannot call the prostitutes you pay a "black creator".
>>154407086Absolutely fucking not. Not with some of the absolutely deranged posters, schizos, and ritual posters I've seen.
