Beetles Edition!Last Timeline >>154355613QOTT: Beetles!
Oficus is best girl
OFI- CHAAAAN
>>154416884Who even is this glue shitto?
>>154416739what makes you not want to groom him as a adult? its legal and still effective. i would give a bath on that mf. gently.
>>154416935could you repeat that, please
>>154416969Who is this Graggle Simpson ahh troll?
>>154416910she would do this
>doesn't wear her glasses anymoreIgnoring how sad this is because she was cute with glasses (and it's extra cute when self-styled 8ad 8itches are also four-eyed nerds), did dying and going god-tier cure whatever visual impairment she had or did she never need them to begin with?
>>154417485i think after going to super hell and started her training and therapy, she realized that she didnt needed glasses anymore, being super powerful now and such. She must had walked and repeated some scenes a lot. going into diferent places and dimesions, that she just lost the glasses somewhere and didn't bothered to look for it.
Vriska is really nice and cool when she isn't a bully, abusive, mean and manipulative.
>>154416884Imagine how big Jade would make herself if she was an inflation fetishist
>>154417668again this?
frotting on karkat's clothed nook to tease him and make him ride on my lap
>>154417550>when she isn't a bully, abusive, mean and manipulative.So like 90% of the time?
>>154417668I'll do you better: what if she made herself really tiny, entered someone's body and once inside she rapidly started making herself massive, bursting out like a chestburster?
>>154417668For a second I thought her fist was a tumor growing out of her head.
>>154416948im different now. now i just want to groom him for my personal benefit and pleasure.
>>154417997It is a well kn9wn fact that the warmer the caste, the m9re likely it is f9r their mem6ers t9 p9sses additi9nal 69dy fat, which is why it is c9mpletely natural f9r the tr9lls 9n the warmer end 9f the hem9spectrum, in particular the 6urgundies, um6ers and 9chres, t9 p9sses a plus-sized appearance. This is n9thing that 9ught t9 6e shamed 9n the 6asis 9f currently pred9minant 6eauty standards which mainly serve t9 6enefit the c99ler castes 6y reinf9rcing the c9ncept 9f c99l-typical 69dy types as the m9st "attractive" 9nes. At any case, I impl9re y9u t9 st9p p9sting these gr9ss and highly pr96lematic caricatures which use flawed arguments stemming fr9m the place 9f ign9rance and 6ig9try, 9pting instead t9 unlearn y9ur warmph96ic 6iases.
>>154418505:D
im so fucking hungry
Nepeta brand Nepeta plushes dangling from Nepeta
>>154417688I was aiming to be first post. Sadly, i was a little too slow. Maybe next thread.>>154417987Interesting concept, but it's not hot like inflation.
How did Grandpa Harley get into the medium anyway?
>>154419078The transportalizers to derse and prospit in the frog temple.
>>154419078how did he get sent back in time to die on his sexdoll teadate by tavros anyways?
>>154419320Her went back through the transpotalizer after stuffing dream jade, the ones in the frog temple are asynchronous to time.
>>154418699mean spaghetti fixed me
>>154419383How is the spaghetti mean, what did it do to you?
>>154419429:p dont make yourself look dumb. its dumb.https://literarydevices.net/figurative-language/
>>154419429It called that anon a bitch-ass faggot, which made eating it all the more satisfying
>>154416884who dis qt
what are your homestuck confessions?
>>154420280My first goon, [s] begin Intermission 2.
>>154420280Homestuck made me develop a lot of new fetishes for dominance and sadism/masochism so that is that.
>>154420565to who?
>>154420730Who do you think?
>>154420756why did you goon to lord english
>>154420565did you gooned to lord english TF scene? interesting. hs has something for everyone indeed.
>>154420280I have at least 50 images of my favorite homestuck character in diapers
>>154420833Because, why not?
>>154420934ok i will bite it. wich character?
im bored as hell i may draw [redacted] ellith
>>154421152Draw WHAT Ellith?
>>154421261u will see. is shurprise.
>>154420280My favourite character is Rose. She's the character I relate to the most.The character I'm most attracted to is Mom.
>>154420280homestuck inspired me to come up with a webcomic that I never put into use so my folder is just full of old doodles and notesI dunno the first thing about making a webcomic but it was fun to plan
>>154421130Anon I'm not gonna make my character's reputation worse by associating it with my degeneracy.On a more technical side note I'm surprised how few Tavros images are in that niche. I'd expect him to be a heavy hitter since he's a manchild and a cripple, but no
>>154421734lol i was expecting it already. its ok tho i'm not judging just curious.
>>154420280i like men.
>>154422168Classic bronzeblood moment
How can you improve the Page class to make them les... humilliatingly lame?
>>154422168What you can't even go full nugget?
>>154422168anon its fine if you're missing two legswe wont call you a filthy cripple dont you worry
>>154422435Make them potential man, and have them actually deliver
>>154422435Give them shorts.
>>154416884
>>154422455wtf is a full nugget? like dismember all limbs?>>154422492i really dont get your humor pal. doesnt make sense to me. i just think crippled ellith is cute. i need to take care of her.
>>154422688>wtf is a full nugget? like dismember all limbs?
>>154422514>>1544225291- Seems like a good option. Be diamonds in the rough that are waiting to their time to shine.2- Interesting... just to know. Does Tavros have the same speedo-ish thing like Jake´s godtier too?
>>154423177could you explain to me what nugget slang means in this case?
>>154423265You cut off all the limbs so they're a nugger
>>154423302I used to like this
>>154423302ok then. that is what i was imagining. thanks for not being condensending this time ^-^
>>154423417
>>154423648what? wanna say something?
u/_eridan_ posted a new video on reddit a few hours ago. did anyone else watch it yet?(art by u/Oskarzyca)
>>154423696Nigger.
>>154416884no qotd?(sailorbeefcake)
>>154422529anon whos the artist? this art style is super awesome!
>>154422529>>154423912nvm found it. still, i definitely found a new artist i like :33(artist is blackoutballad if anyone else was wondering)
>>154423814that went 8 to 80 really fast. idk why you said it
>>154424010hey that is some really cute art!!!
>>154422529>>154424010post more?
>>154416884Funny woman, what's her classpect?
>>154424547has yet to be revealed
Scribbling on Nepeta’s shipping wall to mess with her but she just thinks one of her still-alive bodies being finished off sprayed blood on it again
>>154424203sorry! just saw this. i might post some more in a few hours. also if anyone has drawing suggestions i might take some :33
>>154424988you have the opportunity to add one ship to her wall and she wont question why its there and will actively decide start shipping it. which one do you pick
>>154424117
>>154425582vore rolplay...
>>154423265After world war 1 they coined the term basket case for the people with no limbs who literally fit in oneIt's one of those fetishes you shouldn't think too much about because the actual reality of it is grim as fuck
>>154427224Crokri...I love Vantas ships.
>>154416884Do you feel the weight of your sins crawling on your back /hsg/?https://www.reddit.com/r/EnglishPumpkinParty/comments/1uhfalu/comment/ou8q9to/?screen_view_count=2&sort=top
>>154428139who tf are you and why are you linking to reddit lmao
>>154428139You need to go back.
>>154428157Hush, okay, whatever. Here, take this instead. I just wanted to link the video:https://streamable.com/4o9nq2>>154428181You fool you have no clue, and I mean NO CLUE how much i know i am prob older than you here and know more about /hsg/ than you, as you deny its dark history in helping the piggy ipgd ruin Homestuck
>>154423777_eridan_ x piggy is my OTP
>>154424203There's one for every class
>>154425582Nepeta and Dave yiffing each other inside Terezi's stomach...
>>154424117>>154427224Kancro peaked with this comichttps://xing2lee.tumblr.com/post/33953582499/
>>154428437Nah, it peaked with this comichttps://punispompouspornpalace.tumblr.com/post/71941439300
>>154428726holy snokes
anyone got the troll edit of this meme?
>>154428600touching bro and making him annoyed
Good morning hsg!!!
>>154428157the one and only _eridan_, who else lmfao
thoughts?
>>154428600i remember this one because it singlehandedly was responsible for me misremembering dirks text color. moral of the story: always double check on flaringkother than that its good art and its one of my favorites
>>154430010>Indigo KarkatHe'd be hitting the casteism levels previously thought to be impossible
>>154428139This bitch wrote the only parts of homestuck I don't like. I could literally feel the anti-aura her work gave off the first time I read the webcomic.
>>154430010its fine, i suppose? im not too interested in any of these placements in particular. like, nothing is really grabbing my attention. if you mean on the actual sprites themselves, they look fairly decent and im glad theyre not completely just a colorswap, though in this case id either have tavros' hair fully black or eridans fully black, or even have kanaya have a colored streak instead. another note is that feferis skirt looks kind of weird and flat without a second color. maybe try eridans hemoanon grey for part of it? also, feferi looks stupid without her tiara. sorry, but her forehead is so fucking big it needs something to break it up. im actually a bit surprised that terezi isnt wearing the tiara instead. the one last thing i would change would be sollux's glasses. having them be a blue instead of black would give him more color and pop.finally, i just wanted to say im a huge fan of the colors for nepeta. im happy op remembered that her tail, hat, and shoes are Blue For An Amazing <> Reason, and changed that accordingly. on the inverse of that, eridan does canonically wear the colors of his relationships (cerulian for vriska and the fushia for feferi) and im surprised that the artist didnt use that to help with breaking up his grey slightly.another note: having kanaya wear a red shirt is a great contrast to when shes a green virgo, but now it all just blends together. having a limeish skirt would go a lot better and would match the complementary thing she had formerly going on. finally, i would have either had tavros in a wheelchair still, have him wear his robolegs, or instead have equius with cybernetic enhancements (as the resident bronzeblood)sorry! didnt think id say so much about this! i suppose you did want to know thoughts though
>>154430440Wow that's a well though out deconstruction. I'll say that I gave Eridan a white streak as I imagined him bleaching his horrifically mutant blooded hair as well as not wanting to wear any color to put attention on himself, and I didn't give Terezi any jewelry as I imagined unlike Meenah, Fushcia Latula as a much more practical empress more focused on running things than reveling in luxury and that being reflected downward. Tha being said this version of alternian is still a horrifically castist place to live, just more lawful neutral 1984, as apposed to a lawful evil Super Nazi empire. Also Feferi just has to have the fore head sorry.
>>154430676ty for explaining! still, it always amazes me how big feferi's forehead is (especially when you remove the tiara)
Have some Homestuck x 40K art. And maybe subtle Davefef if that’s interesting to you.
>>154430330How could we redpill and spread the word about this? Imagine how hstwt would react to this?
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76916684-3437-0572
>>154431257>Imagine how hstwt would react to this?They're too retarded to care methinks
>>154431257mr _eridan_ whats your opinion on the influx and prevalence of MSPFAs in these threads. especially Prisounebound since its the most prevalent
sex with mallum while he is asleep.
>>154419372>the ones in the frog temple are asynchronous to time.Huh, that seems like it could be exploited to hell and back.
>>154431263pls become canon pls be canon pls pls pls
There's been a disturbing lack of BRACES lately. Artfags... get to work~
>>154432575hes snores really loudly while slepping i bet
>>154432779Seggs with Dani.
>>154432801that is in character and really cute. maybd i just want to cuddle with him and not molest him. that would be baaaaad.
>>154432779Alright Alright will do sum braces today.
a/s/l holy
>>154433051"american sign language"?
stealing takis from oficus's boxes even tho i can buy it myself.
We got a Prisounebound update to read. Get to it.https://mspfa.com/?s=54371&p=935
Alan was worryingly forth coming with his personal detailsMaybe his parents were right
>alan was pretty down for some casual flirting>she hits him with the im 7 cardOficus you dumb fuck
>>154433199im jussst a girl <3
>perfectly good khopesh right on the floor>comments chose to use a beetleDo you think Moonrunes gets mad as fuck at the suggestions?
>>154433335this wouldve been the scripted strife specibus if nobody said anything. so the fact this was suggested was perfect
>AA: well then whats yours>AT: my name? or asssl>AA: both?>AT: well my name isss Oficusss>AT: 7/female phenotype/kemet>AA: wh>AT: hm?>-- aquaticAthlete [AA] ceased pestering asclepiusTerrarium [AT] --HE DIDN'T GET HIS INTERNET ACCESS RESTRICTED FOR BEING A PEDOPHILE WOOOOOO ALANFAGS WE WON
>>154433199>Beetlekind equipedOficus is going to be moving like this
that wouldnt have stopped skye im just saying
>>154432611If only
>>154433419He's literally sexting an 7 year old right there anon, jeez.
SHE WAS 7 SWEEPS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
Oficus: confirmed insect glaive main
Wait was Alan DTF before she said she was 7?
>>154432555It's good since anything official is cancer.pa from sburb.exe is top tier waifu btw
>>154433745Ghhhuuu John getting even more angry as Dirk start to gring his hips on his groin as John Tights his hands around his neck.
>>154433335Did anyone mention the heathers poster yet?
when did this happen and why is pedo chahut so hot
Alan? The most dangerous pedophile alive. He's actually an heir of heart just like Epstein was.
>Alan already scoredand Here I'm thinking he was waiting for the right person.....
why everybody saying Alan is a creep wtf
>>154434526right? look at his face how could he hurt anyone.skye is the evil predator.
I think Alan shouldn't be hanging out with Lily anymore...
Lol When you think the pedo jokes are over. nuh uh. What about another? I would like a joke where Alan is seem as someone violent and sketchy insteat but that is only me.
>>154434409>when did this happenLiterally Chahut's routeMight be the first bad end though, idk
>>15443455215 is legal and i will touch him. somehow.
7 sweeps old? Ewwwwww
How many years was 7 sweeps supposed to be? 14? 15?
>>154434721ellith is six sweeps and is supposed to be 12. so i think is save to say 1 sweep is like equivalent of 2 years and some few months. soooo oficus is roughly 14 and some months.
>>154434666too old. a hag.
>>15443472113/6 * 7 = a bit after the 15th birthday
>>154434780colsla is 19 and it really angers me that i cant groom.
>>154434926speak for yourself. that mentally impaired individual is just the same as pupa.
>>154434903............did you just made a 67........
>>1544348025 weeps old?
>>154434984ok joke is over it got boring already.i want mature woman.
>>154434952he knows how to go on 4chan and make rituals. and doesnt have any physical disabilities like pupa
None of these troll girls are hags
>>154435068I know I'm just projecting my desires. I just like to imagine him helpless like how he doesn't make house maintaince or knows how to cook himself. So I will assist him on that and make him dependent of me.
I thought Oficus was an older woman supposed to be somewhere between 18 and 20, I dont care for unripened fruit...
>>154435145>I dont care for unripened fruit...its a homestuck comic bro, its all unripe
>>154435158I just want a character to be of age... Maybe even a hag if the opportunity presents itself... Why is paradox space so cruel bros...
>>154435218thats a lot of characters that are old in other fanvertures
>>154434780i know im late but in base homestuck its stated that 6 sweeps = 13 years, so then do the conversion from there
>>154434975kys
>>154435426The rotation on Neorxlas is diferent bro. A sweep is diferent thana sweep in alternia. In Prisounebound There is a whole page explaning the equation of a sweep in the planet.
>>154435468Q^Q im sorry i thought that was on purpose...
>>154434780Also i made the math she is actually 15. Heheh my bad.
>>154435640I need to redo that panel i hate it so much
>>154434379You ever stare someone in the eyes so hard hard whilst choking/getting choked your soul kinda slips into theirs?
>>154435723What do you hate about that? I personally think its okay. But I'm all about a little revamp of the first act to be a little more polished.
>>154435783Not yet ._.
>>154435426Here is Neorxleas Year to Sweep Conversion
>>154435218You could always read all mspfas with adults, such as autoprax- ahahaha sorry
>>154435944autopraxis characters are the most repellent mfers ive ever read in an mspfa
Pre marital hand holding with Jade.
>>154430010how thoroughly unworkable. you'd need to have some serious skills to pull off an au
>>154435896NEORXLEAS IS UNDER ATTACK! MY SON YOU MUST SOLVE THIS EQUATION TO RESTART THE SHIELDS!
>>154434558HE DISENGAGED WHEN HE FOUND OUT HER AGE YOU STUPID FUCK
>>154437003I would be dead. We all would be dead if depending on me to make equations under stress.
>>154436271The /lit/erati girlie is based though, if only for shitting on all of these lame cunts
>>154437003He looks so cute when possessed. Cute vessel.
>>154437038Null is too much of a tryhard and vagueposter, talks way too much for how little shes actually doing
hugging ellith and listening the rain pour aside the window with her.
>>154437014I know, I was joking anon.
Space Days updated. Cody Time.https://mspfa.com/?s=56284&p=242
>>154437248Boy..........boy time....
For one second i thought alan said something in morse code but that was only his emoticon.
The gears are running. Finally, more human/alien interactions. I think im a lil dumb but, i don't that wrong in cody not saying the truth about the aliens. He himself doesnt have solid proof besides nellie's word. And i think he feared having to explain all that stuff? Maybe he just wants to have more solid proof to be upfront and say all he knows. Or wait for them to see what really will happen. I wonder if he knows what sgrub will do and this is the ACTUAL information he is holding to himself. Wich is the bad part.
>>154437460Can you write a proper sentence without skipping words so I can understand what you're saying?
>>154435896I realized i fucked this up and had to remake it in desmos, but this is the correct one
>>154437502I can't decipher this.
>>154437484I'm going to try and improve my writing... Sorry. If this is so bad that you keep pointing it out, then its a actual issue I will amend.
>>154433199Seeing this art style makes me want to see old-school trolls entering the Backrooms.
that one prospitcest anon will like this i think
>>154432779we should keep track of who has yet to get braces art
>>154439551dirk's autistic ass.
*puts boobs on ur slutty dirk*
https://r7.whiteboardfox.com/76916684-3437-0572more jade
there is nothing in here
>>154440439there is something in here
>>154440460hochi mama!!
>>154437608NTA but yes, it really is that bad. you kept brushing off some other anon that tried telling you it was bad too
>>154441231I thought it was mostly nagging and or trolling, this is why i didnt took seriously. I've talked with people USA based before and nobody pointed out I was bad in grammar (That much at least)I know I ain't perfect and colloquial talk, for me at least, do not require much attention in details, i'm allowed to short words and such :vI get annoyed when people keep saying the same thing over and over. I start ignoring it. But yeah. I will start to carefully think and I type.
>>154440186Why did you delete the TV?
>>154441658Good question
*boops thread*
>>154439551Levi hasn't yet.
Someone please hear me outMousegirl Terezi
>>154442608like. terezi that enjoys mice? or terezi wearing a mouse's ears and tail outfit?
So there's gonna be a "whatever. go my scarab" joke in prisounebound right
>>154437536It's just y=2.1S with a bunch of garbage meant to obfuscate it
>>154442799well, its possible.
>>154442957get out of here proto pomni
>>154442987persona fans that also likes homestuck must be happy to see sm crossover fanarts of this.
Alan definitely got his Internet access restricted because some pedophile showed up at his house one time
>>154442650The last one.
>>154443268I don't know he seems pretty level headed and only flirted because he assumed Oficus was around his age and started it.As soon as she said 7 he pumped the brakes.
>>154439598drawfags PLEASE
>>154440110That Jake's working for me, me likey.
karkat cries when someone fucks him
>>154442987>>154443021this made me less suicidal. thank you.anyway I finished Act 2. I was not expecting the last 100 pages to suddenly shift to the Wayward Vagabond, and there's a lot of big questions raised that I'm extremely interested in. Looking forward to starting Act 3 next time. Homestuck is so much better than anything else Hussie has made it's fucking wild
>>154416884Many of you know Homestuck is responsible both as a professional predecessor and audience transfer during the gigapause) for Undertale and Deltarune, but did (you) know Something Awful is responsible for Homestuck?Homestuck and 4chan share a common ancestor.Perhaps more more surprisingly, did you know that Tumblr is a descendant of Neopets?The Homestuck fandom's primary components are two halves from antipodes of early Internet culture.
>>154444345Hhhhhhhh so cute. Need to hug him and say everything will be alright.
>>154444444Worst fucking get in a while, but at least informative.
>>154444444Jesus fucking christ look at this... octoads.
>>154444345t-tears of joy right?
>>154444511why was this deleted
>>154444444God dammit, why does this get have to be in a homosuck thread?
Good night hsg. I love you all so much.
dat lily unff
>>154444806Lily is perfect for nuzzling.
>>154444849i think lily is the perfect fanventure loli. moonrunes always draws her as a brat and it works so well. its been a while since weve have some moonrunes lily art though
>>154438529That pic is fake news, we all know John is the one who belongs on a leash
>>154416884>>154416910Is this Troll a shotacon or am I just going off of that one piece of fanart?
>>154444444Does 4chan have any goons these days? I only see that site get mentioned in Slenderman discussions.
>>154440110You can tell the artist got molested at some point
>>154444941I have an account but haven't looked at the site in over a decade, if that counts.
>>154444221
>>154444941Lol no, SA is a rotten corpse just like lowtax himself
test.
>>154445045hello newfag
>>154445048im not a newfag i just wanted to make the captcha already.
>>154444975So where does poop come from?
>>154445045Test Johnny is a valid kid name
>>154445084JOOOHNNY TEEEEEEEST
A bottom diet is a dietary approach designed to support smooth, regular bowel movements and minimize digestive residue prior to receptive anal sex. The core strategy involves consuming a high-fiber diet combined with ample hydration to ensure stool is well-formed and easily expelled, rather than starving or crash dieting.
>>154445256hm yeah i knew that.
just wrote short fanfic of human ellith/lily in my personal au. its cute. fluffy. and short. and my eyes hurt. i did this now cuz i have bad case of insomnia. its 4:13am as i type.https://files.catbox.moe/o3yvsb.txt
>>154440110these people shit talk you for not being body diverse yet they draw every character with one body type, which is being a rectangle. not even like drawing fat in a different way it's straight up the same fat body copy pasted all over.
>>154444975absolute masterpiece
>>154445256Is this a male? Not sure if I can imagine myself fucking this thing if it isn’t a male…
>>154445500You're in luck, Kalian is indeed a guy
Longshot but does anyone have an archive of the flashes from the Homestuck Shipping Olympics?
https://files.catbox.moe/41vqe3.jpgjohnkat drawing
>>154445327wth are you talking about. this art us good and the bodies are diferrent in size and shape
>>154440110I hate fatrezi. there I said it
>>154416884>QOTT: Beetles!There music is kinda mid, even for their time period.
>>154444929What fanart?
>>154445868Kino.
>>154445868You can tell John didn't use lube
He's so pretty...
The official mspa game jam has ended. One of them has an ellith cameo >:)
>>154447523cool.
>>154447523aww there is a lot of cute browser games in there.
>>154445923>this art is good>implyingThat image radiates with intense evil and corruption
>>154448167hehehehe cuties.
>>154448167Feets
>>154444444This is actually the worst get I've seen in a long time
>>154444444The real cherub were the posts we made along the way
>bro but latinx bullying dave but latinxI never knew I needed to see this in my life
>>154447523which one has ellith
>>154449333https://arachonteur.itch.io/run-the-table
>>154449023OLHA O COQUIIIINHO.
>>154449606my wife <3
>page 10holy shit we are dying
>>154445319Read my yurislop :)
Someone tell me what is idle Karkat doing here? It doesn't look like he's trying to talk or anything.
>>154451158He is just "nhec nhec" with his mouth.
>>154449606Im so sad i cant play this on mobile :(Can someone screen record or screenshot Ellith appearing on it?
>>154445319>>154451112I know you're ESL so the spelling and grammar mistakes are understandable but it needs a fair share of proofreading first. For example:>You make the deed. This one is funny because it kinda sounds like they started fucking right there and thenPretty rough around the edges but overall it's a decent start for a cute shortfic
>>154451576Thank you for your feedback. Definitly will polish this one. Do you have any tips or articles for me to improve in description and overall grammar/pacing?
>>154451158He's just smacking his lips.
>>154444975Why does this look like NepetaThat’s wrong
https://files.catbox.moe/dmx11n.pngHey guys! im back, sorry i was gone for like a week, i was kinda chilling and not drawing or doing anything at all really. I came back and to reinvigorate myself i totally changed up how i drew. Here is some more art of my oc, with tasteful nudity.
>>154451616Having a spellcheck would be definitely of help, it would catch things like "counsiousness"In terms making sure grammar or pacing are right, you might actually try to think about what you write in your native language if you don't feel 100% confident in your English just yet. Of course all languages have their own separate flow and grammar, but at a more fundamental level the most glaring mistakes should stick out no matter the language. For example>winking her right eye. Like that shonen anime protagonists..I think that in theory you should be able to notice the awkward/useless period in the middle or the mismatch between the grammatical numbers("that (...) protagonist") even in whatever your own native language is.
>>154438529your right i would.
>>154451875Woah this was really helpful. I see, most of these mistakes where done because i was careless.
>>154451848>tasteful nudity.You weren't lying, it really looks aesthetic. I really like the coloring here.
>>154451848Probally my favorite art you did so far. Loved the coloring, the texture, the posing, everything looks good.
hello fellow homestuckerscould you help a [negro] identify which homosucker is this?
>>154452409This is Seth from deltarune.
>>154452429WRONG!!!!!WRONG!!!!!!!!!
>>154445080https://youtu.be/veHTTuePS1w?si=9OFc5rQSL6CLOmQD>>154445397Thanks>>154449023>latinxmatate, suicídate, acaba con tu puta vida
>>154452576>>latinx>matate, suicídate, acaba con tu puta vidabased. fucked that stupid ass made up word purely for snowflakes to feel good about themselves and their "movement"
I need to touch little troll girl bewbs
>>154451252There is a hole that a random character pops out
>>154452779Omg this is so cuuuuute >u<
>>154452409Tyzias Entykk forma de casta violeta
>>154452779My honest reaction
>>154452779ELLITH FEZZIT?
>>154452191>>154452367thanks a million, it was fun to draw, im glad you liked it!ill try to do more pieces with a lot of texture like this now that i figured out how to. you may even see future john jade chapters use this style
>>154453014The blorbina herself.
>>154444359congrats, you've officially reached what i consider the hookWV:Ascend raises so many interesting questions
>>154452409The grimace shake.
>>154452409What's Seth's classpect? I know we're talking about a Seer here, but of what aspect?
Why does Andrew Hussie have a hypnosis fetish?
>>154445319i think it was really cute desu
>>154453779Why don't you?
>>154453935I do, though.
>>154454146Anon, you can probably Hussie's reasoning for getting off to hypno based on your own experience
>>154453800hihih danke
>>154454215>you can probably Hussie's reasoning
>>154454365I'm staying up like a fucking retard, just let me forget a word and not proofread a single sentence, okay?
Thoughts on older women?
we all did bad writing mistakes..
>>154454523baby needs warm milkies.
>>154454523>this>older:B
>>154455159She's MY hag <3
>>154455159hhh she is only 4 years older than me...
>>154455159make her blush...
>>154455159But what if
>>154455274it gave her the hots
>>154455186okay unc
>>154454523if the counselor and the father had dani and levi...does that mean they had..my man!
STOP LUSTING AFTER HER YOU FREAKS
>>154455356im old....
Well today was a monday.
reminder.
im not thristing for the counselor woman. i just find her neat.
>>154455274some one give her a somewhat lewder fit
>>154455624*sighs*
>>154455745hehehe
>>154455745dont let levi see this..
nothing much happened today. i may make tomorrow fruitful.
>>154455766force this onto levi till he gets hard
>>154445500Dear sweet Kalian is not a woman. Perish the thought.
the folllowing images i found are demonic in nature and not meant or those with pure heart. click the spoilers with caution.
>>154455841
>>154455857
>>154455864
>>154455870
>>154455841this eridan/equius edit would be 100% my thing if the person used a polished sprite version of equius. i never liked this one and how the draw faces and structure :(
>>154455875this one. this is the one. the details of karkat candy redblood on gamzee's fang tips, and karkat dried tears and bite marks. so good.
>>154455745Levi finds a picture like this while searching for her bat and keeps it before moving on
after i ruminate in this gamtav fanfic (this shit is consuming me and im dragging the inevitable) i will try to look for gamkar fics where karkat is the one dominating gamzee. i'm kinda tired of karkat always being a uke for gamzee. i want the tables turned...
>>154455953oh well that one had a inconclusive ending. such is life.
I think of homestuck whenever someone posts this fuckass commercial
>>154452630Yep
My latest panel styling
I've got a question for you guys. Would 13 year old you be friends with the beta kids (just ignore what year this potential scenario would be in)? I know, I for one would probably be too innocent to be conversing with them at that age, more innocent than John (i asked a girl what she meant she was on her period in middle school, i still wasnt aware of what it was until much later.)
>>15445694513 year old me was suicidal, sick self destructive and chronically depressed so probally no :T
goodnight hsg
>>15445694513 year old me was incredibly cringey with limited self awareness so I doubt they would have wanted to be my friend.
Will Hussie one day speak about this ship before he dies from an overdose? When it comes to his preferences in romance, this one feels like his ideal.
>>154455802Cute Ellith.
>>154456945As a whole? No, simply because I genuinely can't stand Dave as a person
>>154455864>"demonic in nature">it's objectively based and correct?
>>154455802That's one nice Ellith
>>154456597based Caliborn!! Pummel her for all her soft bullshit
>>154455953>i want the tables turned...This sounds so comically stupid I can't imagine anyone getting horny to it>I WILL SHOW YOU WHERE YOUR PLACE IS, YOU STUPID CLOWN FUCKFACE. GET TO SUCKING MY BULGE, NOW.>RiGhT aWaY mOtHeRfUcKiN sIr BrO ;o)
>>154456644Is that supposed to be rose or roxy on the right?
>levi when counselor asks him to "send pics lol"
Baby
>>154459541SQUASH IT
>>154458456>When it comes to his preferences in romance, this one feels like his ideal.How so?
>>154416884poor girl deserves a requited love
Be the baby. Because the baby, is you.https://beyondcanon.com/story/1077
SO SOON AFTER THE LAST [S] PAGE?
>>154460605What the fuck is this thing
How much money do you have on Rosebot and Dirk using their creations powers to make suffering god-like beings backfiring horribly on their "perfectly planned out" session?
>>154460718Why would you use your infinite power to make this thing then torture it for backstory?
>>154460605Fascinated by this little freak's casual cannibalism.
>>154460724Why not?
Ly'lac remains the cutest Nymph on Deltritus.
neigh
Only two apples tall...
>>154460922That's a good point.
>>154459265that is not how it would be/sound and you know it.>>154461010...considering the type of beings who live in the planet and their creators this gives me the feeling of a creature made for guro sadist comics... or i'am just worm brained.
>>154447523can some1 plz review all the games worth playing? ive been going through and most r shit but a few are shockingly good. id love to hear what others think.
>>154435658same anon as the one which said "kys" a few days ago. i was not the one who posted the image, but i was having a hard day and my coworkers have taken up the habbit of saying "67". im feeling a bit better now.
>>154461803oh okay! i think i understand where your frustation comes from. don't worry about it! i also hate to hear this forced gen alpha memes lmao. it did that more for convenience/irony. it was too easy not to do.
>>154444359glad youre enjoying it anon! it gets more confusing later on but it should make sense further down the line (or at least, most things that arent just shitty writing)
>>154451158hes standing in his respiteblock, as one does
>>154461985I'm not anon I name myself for a reason, some anon gave me a nickname cause I started reading Hussie's work cause I hear there's a lot of similarities to Umineko and I love that, and it just kinda stuck so now I'm Umine-kun.
>>154455841anon where did you find these?
eww namefags
>>154462065True, we need to bring back tripfaggotry to start massive circlejerking not seen since early 10s that will result in the thread getting deleted again
>>154462112is there anyone who can truly resist dirk tiddies
>>154462219None that we know of
i may draw gamkar today.
>>154462791>mayyou NEED to
perused act 5 with the hussie commentary on and i think his ramblings genuinely make me dislike the story a little even if some of the elaboration is a bit neat
The real brain blast is when you realize Hussie isn't that smart of a person nor all that good of a writer, and that destroying yourself for two years to publish basic art pieces every day is something most anyone can do if they're hyperfixated.
>>154462922>VRISKAVRISKAVRISKAVRISKAVRISKA>massive wordwall to explain why me calling the kids white and pale and pink a bunch of times actually means nothing because (fancy buzzword soup)>actually they were always gay, bro>VRISKAVRISKAVRISKAVRISKAVRISKA
>>154462922I've actually started going through act 5's commentary and I agree. I get that he's being blatantly facetious as a bit, but that doesn't make it any less unfunny.That single word of extra commentary has better comedic timing than most paragraphs shat out by hussie in these commentaries
>>154463038Hussie's not a complete retard, but he's not really very intelligent either.The entire thing with Sarah Z should have made people realize that. Or the fact that his long-winded insanely overly wordy way of writing in every single case isn't what smart people do, it's what dipshits who never learned better do.The best conversations in Homestuck and the funniest lines all came verbatim from him just copying conversations from his friends.Ultimately he was a) pretty good at art and b) pretty good at writing and c) consistent, and the somewhat inspiring fact is that the creative world belongs to people who can do at least two of these three things.
>>154462219why dont you focus on the fact that john got his heart ripped out
Horseboy(female)
>>154463359>literally just twilight sparkle
>>154463038tell me you have never touched a single pencil, without telling me you have never touched a pencil:>destroying yourself for two years to publish basic art pieces every day is something most anyone can do if they're hyperfixated.
>>154463371Bitch Homestuck's art is either sprites, tweening in flash, or him taking and photoshopping desaturated photos into premade scenes. Autistic kids on deviantart pump out that shit in droves, but you're not worshipping at the feet of Pooh's Adventures, now are you?It will destroy you, but pretending Hussie is a once-in-a-lifetime savant because he was popping white kid drugs to pump out overly wordy shit right as the old internet was dying instead of a penny arcade refugee with unlimited free time and probably some sort of undiagnosed ADHD who got lucky is funny.
>>154463432There's a brony fanfic that's like 2 million words and every day at noon exactly the author behind it publishes a new chapter that is exactly 4,000 words. They're not very good, and the entire thing is pretty mediocre, but it still has a shitload of accolades and upvotes. Everytime I think of Homestuck now I just think of that.
>>154463432>popping white kid drugs to pump out overly wordy shit right people still believe this shit?have you taken any drugs or a pill that makes you dependant on it ever? using it in long periods of time and for years would either kill you or make it so you cant live without it. you never seen people who are addicted to anti-depressants. if you're going to be retarded, then dont talk.
>>154463504most of these autism create things based on things they like and it ends up unoriginal because it is. theres almost nothing on sims thats related to homestuck
Why does it feel like one of Hussie's discord mods is in here defending him
>>154463359Why did Dirk add Eldritch horrors to his world?
>>154463610Because that's exactly what they do.
>>154463219I think him being insanely long winded and rambly is just an inexorable part of his personality and not any sort of defensive mechanism or otherwise posturing to make himself sound smarter than he is. because when people *are* doing that, they sound like an anime villain, and hussie never really sounds like that, he sounds like hussie. Sure, hes a dipshit, but thats kinda irrespective of him being, i guess, a fake intellect i would say. I dont think he tries to pretend to be smart is what im saying. Otherwise yeah, the man can write pretty good, and draw pretty good (or pretty well if you wanna be grammatically correct). And he was dedicated enough to make a comic people loved, a world people were interested in, and despite the fact he fucked it all up, you gotta give him credit, we wouldn't all be here if he was a total hack.
>>154463578I understand you're probably underage, given that you're dumb enough to still think Hussie is worth his lips, but nowhere in that post did I imply that he had gone off his rich boy candy.
>>154463623who the fuck is this nigga
>>154463643>and hussie never really sounds like that,He damn well does in Sarah Z's shit and half of these google doc posts and the things where he demands subreddit control, at least these days.
>>154463651Random dipshit porn artist. Which kind of shows how pathetic Hussie's circle is.
>>154463623genuinely who
>>154463662i moreso meant in the context of hussie in his writing for homestuck/commentaries. i dont keep up with hussie past that because separating art from the artist makes everything better.
>>154463683You cannot separate Hussie from Homestuck given he wrote himself into Homestuck.
>>154463623deserved for drawing fucking wordle porn
>>154462913:( anon im sad now. idk if i will draw it at all.
>>154463681Exactly my point.
>>154463697he also died in it so that isnt realistically the gotcha you wanted it to be
>>154463432>he was popping white kid drugs to pump out overly wordy shit rightMore mspa authors should do thatPeople, it's the age of diagnosis shopping, go get that adderall prescription my niggas
I LOVE SHOTA AND LOLI SO FUCKING MUCH.
>>154463742I don't like how excedrin makes me vibrate though.
>>154463697i think its pretty easy. Just kind of imagine hussie died right after he finished the comic/commentaries (which he kind of did creatively) and there, all your problems are solved. its not like Hussie is going back and modifying the comic or anything. So anything he does after the fact has nothing to do with it really.But uh, overall. I love hating on hussie. But you should hate on hussie for reasons that make sense, like him being an incompetent manager, or a writer who cant commit to anything, or generally poor decision making skills. But to pretend Hussie is a drooling retard who got lucky is kinda funny because like...you are here aren't ya. Hussie got lucky over 10 years ago, if he was just a lucky guy, we wouldn't be here, talking about this shitty comic 15 years later. like it or not, the man had the skills to cultivate a franchise with real staying power. It's honestly a huge shame he fucked it all up, but at the same time kind of inevitable with the inherent cracks homestuck formed. Oh well. Thats the nature of art i suppose.
even sadder now that i cant see the new flash page because of my dumb stupid old smartphone
>>154463778I'm not saying he's a drooling retard. I'm saying he's stupid as fuck, which is different from being fucking stupid. He's nowhere near as smart as he, or the people around him, think he is.
>>154463763you're just like me fr
>>154463824:D i guess so
I'm like reverse Cronus because I wish I was born on Beforus as a highblood and have a low caste pet retard I could endlessly coddleAnyone else knows this feel?
>>154463807reasonable position to be in. youll find me in agreement.
im going to make my own webcomic. with blackjack! and hookers!!
>>154463870About the retard pet i agree. I dont know about the rest tho.
>>154463882based
>>154463882>with blackjack! and hookers!!
>>154464848Heck yeaaah
>>154464403
>>154465248Its the second time guy replies to me saying this. Its this a call i've became cringe and insane..?
>>154465248I follow Lil B.>>154465281Don't bother judging sanity until I've raped the whole Homestuck community into changing all their beliefs. Otherwise you will continue to fail this hard.
>>154465387:[ i hope i never end up like you. I like being sane.
>>154460605Ok im stupid. But these giants are supposed to represent parents/ancestors of the delta kids? I'm kinda confused and forgot to pay attention to the story books on Swiss's bookshelf. I can only remember the exemplar being a thing on the Satyrs worlds, but i dont remember much mentions of Narwals and Titans in general, yet.
>>154465447>I like being sane.CRINGE
I love the song that played in this flash segment too... so cozy, like a lullaby.
>>154465447Your definition of sanity is social conformity even when those who you conform to are catastrophically wrong (believing that I don't follow Lil B, and not noticing that I have the personality of someone who would)Your conformist lifestyle will lead to disastrous shocks to your system when you discover naked truth, but don't blame me for my role in it when it happens
>>154465508You are cringe. For calling me cringe for saying that I enjoy being sane.
>>154465533Meds.
I wish all schizos would be perma banned already. Its all so tiresome.
>>154465606>>154465632Owned about Lil B.Aw is your feelings hurt because I keep owning trannies after the digital circus finale? Don't worry I have plenty more vengeance to dish out after all they did to me, in connection to Homestuck and otherwise.
I don't know anything about this franchise but I watched the animated pilot it explained nothing. There was no plot or anything, just movement and noise. Jangling keys is more entertaining
>>154465826If you couldn't follow the extremely basic plot of John trying to get a videogame from his weird dad you might need to start using a shorter bus for public transportation.
>>154465826i liked the pilots enough that it finally made me want to read the whole comic. this says more about me than the pilot quality but hey. it happened. and i would not mind, I would actually enjoy an animated adaptation.
>>154465826You could watch the Ichellor pilot.
>>154465826Yes, plenty of people gave it shit for a similar reason. My favorite review was a two parter>Pt 1: I watched it and it sucked>Pt 2: People bitched at me for not reading actual webcomic that would make watching the pilot more enjoyable. I read quite a bit of it and it was enjoyable, but it also made the pilot look even worse
>>154465883you mean the dad who was leaving cakes around the house for some unknown reason and then fighting his son with a cake? Extremely basic plot anon. It's lolrandom without the lol
>>154465968? ultrakill?
Anal sex involves the insertion and stimulation of the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure, utilizing the high concentration of nerve endings in the region. Anatomically, the anal canal is controlled by voluntary and involuntary sphincter muscles that typically keep the area closed; during sex, these muscles must relax to accommodate penetration, a process often aided by lubrication since the rectum does not produce its own. Pleasure is derived from different mechanisms depending on the anatomy of the receptive partner. In people assigned male at birth, stimulation of the prostate gland, located adjacent to the rectum, can lead to intense orgasms.
>>154466193Imagine if you were still a normal person who felt strongly about normal interaction instead of inflicting spiritual and physical damage on another male to feel “alive.”
>>154466193didnt had sex yet nonnie?
>>154466215A hylic like you could never hope to understand.
fucking my clown ass life.*eats my lunch*
>>154465826>>154466054unfortunate as it is to say, this plot is not good for actually getting people into homestuck. And is also, quite bad. Music is bad, voice acting is bad (for the most part). Animation is kinda weird stylistically, and the art style does not gel well at all.if you have any interest, there are multiple sources available to get your start. (Let's read homestuck, which is a comic dub, being one of the big ones despite its amaturish voice acting)But honestly i would recommend reading it. If your only here to say how much the pilot sucks, im afraid you are right.
>>154466215I'm pinning this to my fridge.
>>154466235Oh no I understand, having your former best friend become a ranting lunatic obsessed with gay porn and screwing people over does that.Gays don’t feel anything about having a “mentor, friends, father, hero, etc” which are all incredibly meaningful to a healthy normal guy. The depravity of homosexual acts can never hope to compare even PURELY from a depraved hedonistic perspective. Your fantasies provoke pity and I see you as little retards to tend to since my former best friend gave up on encouraging Homestuck to be accomplished art that made webcomics a profitable career.>>154466288Please stop advertising gays as people who will “help you become a well-respected artist who resonates with the public,” they failed at that and killed Homestuck and whole art industries.
hhh so happy with my bronzeblood moiral that i never ever tortured and made him suffer.
How do I get a jade blood BF?
>>154465968Correct answer. Even with all the creative liberties and nausea-inducing camera work it actually feels like a tonally faithful adaptation and a proper first episode, not to mention it actually has a chance of being whole series
>>154466389pray to god i guess
>>154466389Go to your local synagogue
>>154466282yeah as far as I can tell this franchise can't really be adapted to anything but what it originally is. I've tried in the past to get into it and I just can't, I assume it's good for those who manage to break through but I'm probably too simple minded to find the front door. Clearly there's something good here if it has such a dedicated fanbase, but I'm just not one of the potential fans
how do i get a friend in the middle of bumfucking amazon
>>154466476*homestuckie friend nonethless
>>154466310If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, and they're both getting off on it.
>>154466473perhaps one day that shall change, homestuck enters your life when you least expect it, and then never loosens its grips. We very may well see you again anon. Otherwise, have a good day.
>>154466473If you want to get into homestuck, just start with the porn and eventually you’ll want to actually read about the characters you’re beating it too
>>154466999I do that with furry. Trips of truth suggest this is the most viable path
>>154466476convince non hometuckies to read homestuck
Since we're at the topic of giving people brain damage would /hsg/ recommend people to read problem sleuth before getting to homestuck? Why or why not?
>>154467328i live in a literal congo forest and most people in my age, mid twenties, are a bunch of drones, alcoholic, stupid, junkies,mentally ill/conservatives and or pregnant or dead/left the city. unless for some miracle i can find someone in the same sync and age that likes what i do im isolated and alienated by everybody and everything.
hawt date
>>154467773I like the eyebags you give trolls. It's endearing.
>>154467850they are drawn with eyebags in the comic too.
>>154466476>>154467505So you're saying you're stuck at home when you want to discuss your favorite webcomic? :^)
>>154467994heh... you made me laugh nonnie. alright i will be okay.
>>154468143>>154468143>>154468143
>>154463326he seems pretty ok with it
