So what's going on with the Angry Birds movie? Why's it suddenly getting uploaded all over Youtube?
Because a new one is coming out this year?
>>154418121Cause it's a kino trilogy
>>154418121It's gotta be some clickfarm shit. Bunch of people trying to capitalize on autists by uploading their version of the movie and racking up ad revenue.
>>154418121>local incel chud believes the immigrants coming to the island are secretly evil and want to pillage and destroy their home and eat the children.>he's completely right.
>>154420778The sequel throws it away by having both cultures come at peace in the end.
>>154420871in the sequel the birds and pigs barely had any conflict past the intro
>>154418121Bomb Crying over a cliff for all day and night was the best of this movie.https://youtu.be/gvKmSQID41E?si=5n459yvep-4oTRcY
>>154421637He was about to jump, lmao
>>154420778Odd
>>154418121no one knows what it's liketo be the bad manto be the sad manbehind blue eyes
>>154420778art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed
>>154422362missing the coexist sticker that was on the truck at the end of the movie
>>154420871And yet, the sequel movie is a better cartoon. Good god, the jokes are so much funnier im the 2nd film over the first one.
>>154422362I have a personal vendetta agaisnt that phrase because no one who says it is ever the one it's supposed to disturb.
>>154423921i find it's the opposite: they're EXACTLY the people who art should be disturbing, but they believe themselves deserving of comfort.
>>154423620Hard disagree tbdesu. Not that I didn't find some of the jokes funny but it's a much weaker movie with a weaker story.
>>154423464That was the craziest thing they did with that movie
>>154418348Let's wait until we see that 3rd Angry Birds movie to say for sure.
>>154418121>uncivilized savage shuns the new people with their shiny new technology>turns out he was right and they brought death and destruction to the naive natives.Hmm...
>>154428961It's incredibly easy to break down:>Those Fuckers, Our ShitI'm genuinely surprised how Islamists aren't using this as an example of how western imperialism forces themselves on Arabic society, and taking their innocence (read: oil) from them.
post some cute birb chicks
>>154430811
this happened 2 months ago
So is movie Red just an alternate version like Mario and Paper Mario? Can movie and game bird interact with each other?
>>154430923Such pretty lashes~
>>154431799lots of those in the movies
>>154432557Need her fr
>>154421920Lmao
>>154421920>>154434011not that funny
>>154433379she's so cute, bros...
>>154434855Why?Is dark humor.
>>154432516I love bell peppers!
>>154418157>>154418635The question is why these unofficial uploads aren't being striked.
>>154436076*stricken
I really liked Mighty EagleHe was a lazy self-absobed bum but at least he taught the birds to not rely on him for every little thing
>>154434855Is funny when you put it at 25x speed.
>>154436076Take a wild guess. And are they unofficial or just sneaky marketing.
>>154436874He always saves the day in the last momentIf the third movie doesn't end with him I'm calling it fake
>>154436948Lol
>>154437147the perfect dadbod
I know damn well that isn't all the bird baddies these films have to offer give up the goods
>>154439967
>>154440060Please never stop
>>154440611I'll try
>>154441531very cute hat
>>154436076Probably because they know people will watch it for free and pay for the official thing. Just like when Family guy clips were all over Youtube when the viewership for the show was down the shitter, whoa family guy got popular again how crazy is that
>>154439967the stella birds are so much cuter
>>154445331They should've stayed as spheres.
>>154442733
>>154423620I honestly can't remember any joke from the sequel movie besides the "take them out" clip that gets circulated from time to time.
>>154423464
So this ISN'T a Sony Pictures Animation movie, right? I keep thinking it is for some reason..
>>154446837https://youtu.be/16YnOUnbE6s
>>154445331anon these ARE the stella birds>>154440060>>154441531
https://youtu.be/a9DB_aUMzME?si=ag9xPdvLZmdz6frAYou are taking your kids to watch the Chud Movie 3, right?
>>154447719>>154447719>MrBeast
>>154420871They have to team up against a (((secret third island))) that is a threat to both of them populated that is controlling the (((eagles)))
>>154447719Ryan Gosling saved that joke for me
>>154439502You probably blushed at the pissing scene, didn't you
>>154447719As long as Thurop's involved again, I'll be seated.
Who has webm of toddler's piss scene?
>>154439967Like it matters to you, what you gonna do with them? Generate AI slop with them? Commission artists to draw them with your most niche fetish?
That's the last one I could recallWho's the cutest chick in your opinion?
But why didn't Red married a pink girl?
>>154447614No I meant the Stella style, I should’ve been more specific >>154447719I’m convinced they did a parenting to promote people having more babies
>>1544477193? There was a 2???
>>154450560zoomer son being dropped at school
>>154440060Dick joke?
>>154449876I swear it's like someone on the team a piss fetishist mandating every movie have at least one piss joke scene>first had Might Eagle pissing on the mountain lake>second had the piss stall joke with the eagle guard>third is having the toddler piss scene
>>154450960hot..
>>154450960pecker gag
>>154449876A CHALLENGER APPROACHES
>>154436076Cause the IP holders can just take the revenue off the video for themselves. Free money.
>>154452348I didn't need to see that
>>154450154I hope my wife Courtney appears on the third movie
>>154453069that's a child...
Massive amounts of pussy for one man
>>154450154
>>154454168Matilda's my fav, I love a chick with more exaggerated facial features. Consider her an honorary nosefu
>>154418121How do they shoehorn the slingshot into each movie?
>>154454959I would totally fuck her up the cloaca
>>154455381carefully
>>154447920It was some feminist or something in the 2nd movie.
>>154447719I'm down
>>154436347INTO THE ABYSS I WILL RUN
I ain’t got no time for bird sex, I’m gonna fly!
>>154455440Dick down the cloaca to heal the chakra
this will make three Angry Birds movies in a row with piss jokes
>>154439502This except Im not joking.
>>154451088What's weird is birds don't even pee in the first place.
>>154420778More like it's just the main premise of the Angry Birds games except they stole the tropes of sci-fi movies
>>154447907Ungrateful brat. I am sick of humiliation ritual of fathers.
>>154449010nta but yes
>>154420778>believes the immigrants coming to the island are secretly evil and want to pillage and destroy their home and eat the children. This only happened after finding out about the eggs Before that they were just annoying at best
>>154454168Breedable.
>>154460683That's Muslim in a nutshell
>>154458785birds also don't throw themselves in slingshots
>>154461052They COULD though.
>>154461183Hahaaa, it all comes full circle with Movie No. 3
>>154439967Pow
>>154462202>his son is greenish
>>154434855Still i liked the humor of the first movie.
>>154418121First movie was enjoyable, second one had some bits but god it was literal baby crap. The third one i can't tell yet if its gonna be more of the second or in the middle. Regardless, i'll probably wait for the leaks. I don't want to cringe in the theater
>>154457981goated show i miss it so...
>>154463802Mmm... Popcorn...
>>154463802The popcorn animation is very well done.
>>154461895Just like they COULD pee in service of a good joke.
>>154423620Finally someone says that. I think it was the last USA animated mainstream movie that I remember consistently laughing at in the theater. What a funny movie, such an hilarious cartoonny feast. And this is coming from someone who tought the first movie was quite bad (even if it had some good stuff here and there, but still kinda shitty). That's probably because second movie was directed by The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack creator, Thurop Van Orman.
>>154467413Flapjack was such a marvelous show
>>154465504kek
>>154466690You and I are in different conversations apparently and you won the conversation we're not actually having.
>>154447907I just realized it's not a headband. It's kind of cute.
I liked the first movie a good amount.2nd was....watchable, I guess.This one looks like ass and not the good kind.
>>154418121One guy had his upload up since sometime past 2016 and all the other uploaders are trying to get in on that action for some godforsaken reason.
>>154469016heh, she has his eyebrows
>>154446467Holy shit, what they did with that design and that movie in general is a crime
>>154469535That's a woman?
>>154469535That's a bird?
>>154471471>>154469839And a very cute one
