>>154450906
Adam sexooooooo

>Demoted Lute gets sent to the Heaven Beach without uniform

Lilith in season 1 and 2 shows a lot more skin than she does in the portraits.

>>154451039
She's at a beach. She's not gonna cover every corner of her skin. Some people like getting a sun tan.

>>154451004
So she wears a swimsuit?

>>154450906
unfuckable twig thighs get that shit out of here.

>>154451092
Look at her dress.

also just in case whoever asked in the prior thread has already moved here

>>154450871
yuki and kaname turn out to be blood siblings (actually kaname is like her ancient ancestor possessing the body of her older brother or something so it's a real matryoshka doll of incest), their parents were also blood siblings lmao.

>>154451199
Ok?

>>154450906
Is Adam allowed to put on that kind of show for free?

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>>154451394
It's in his nature to be free

>>154451409
Literally made for human women

>>154451409
HANDSOME MAN!!!

>>154451573
No shit Sherlock.

Oh shit, just realised something.

If Lute is indeed Eve, then that makes her the first sinner. And as a sinner… Lucifer can’t smite her.

Thats why one of the reasons that part was introduced. So when Lucifer thinks he’s about to kick some Exorcist ass, his fist stops inches from her laughing face.

Lute gently pushes it down with her index finger.

> Lute: (voice raising a couple octaves; dove like) “Aww, you wouldn’t get rough with me. Would ya, Lulu?”

The chill sets in his stomach. Lucifer’s face drops.

> Lucifer: “ohSHI—“ POW! He’s sent flying through a building.

>>154451857
Shouldn't she call him Lucishit?

I think season 3 has more lore and fairy tales that are not yet told before we can actually get into decent speculations.

>>154451998
Listen this whole speculation schizo shit happened because we got Vox filler season instead of actually progressing the story with the important mystery.

>>154452186
Yes. But Vox season could’ve been a good place for season 2 lore content to be inserted and Viv didn’t do it

>Lute gets in Lucifer’s way to prevent him from hurting Abel

>>154452186
>Gets a full season and wasted it
Not enough time, she said.

How would you react if Season 3 is all about Vox adjusting to being a head and there's no Eden until Season 4?

Has there been any hints whatsoever to Season 3's release date

>>154452296
Liking it, liking it.

Provided this is where Abel has done a face-heel turn and stabs the Morningstar’s in the back.

> Lute: “No one lays a hand on that boy except me.”

> Abel: (genuinely touched) “Aww, thanks mo—”

> Lute: (pimp slaps him) “SHUT YOUR HOLE!”

>>154452427
Late 2027

>>154452383
Would be severely disappointed in this turning into the Vox show. Helluva Boss has the same problem with Stolas so I don't want a repeat of that.

>>154452296
>>154452520
>Lute threatens Abel that if he doesn't man up she's gonna shove him up her vagina and give birth to him again so he comes out less like a little bitch this time.

>>154452520
Are you that guy who legitimately thinks Abel wouldn’t do anything bad unless he hears Lute is Eve?

>>154452615
Not saying that. However, it’s certainly a possibility that, much like with Charlie and Lilith, Lute could exploit her estranged son potentially longing for her to get him onboard.

Not the only reason he might do something bad, but it’s one of them.

>>154452567
So this, basically:
https://youtu.be/b2rkJwanMkg?is=QL0FYlbuAFE6ORH4

>>154452615
He does seem kinda cowardly and avoidant when it comes to confrontation. His actual mom emotionally guilt tripping him or whipping him into shape would probably give Abel the push to actually do something substantial.

>>154452735
Exactly like that.

>>154452691
Would be actually pretty interesting if we explored mother child dynamics in S3. Both having their issues but also some good parts.

>>154452747
And he has the potential to become stronger as shown at the end of season 2 when he got her to back down. Lute actually might respect him more for it.

And that’s where that golden irony lies.

> If Lilith isn’t Charlie’s biological mother, she still raised and cared for her as her own, albeit imperfectly.

> Abel reunites with his biological mother who considers him a disappointment and does Not soften up once he learns the truth.

I do wonder how Abel’s gonna find out. Onscreen in real time with the audience? Or offscreen so the big audience reveal is saved for the season finale? It could go either way.

>>154452747
That’s from trauma. It doesn’t mean he doesn’t want to do it.

>>154452887
Is this Lilith Eve

>>154452983
No, it’s Lute!Eve. Cmon, you’ve seen my posts.

>>154452983
I think he's suggesting Charlie is a Roo "miracle" baby. Or Lucifer got impregnated. Idk.

>>154453153
Oh is that what they meant? Oh sorry, yeah, my bad. I was going by the idea Roo is Charlie’s mom. Sorry.

>>154452887
Yeah, sorry, just to clarify: I was talking about the idea of Roo being Charlie’s biological mother but Lilith still raising her.

While Lute is Abel’s biological mother yet she still treats mistreats him.

I’m leaning towards Abel being told the truth offscreen to make the big reveal all the more hard hitting

Bug Lute actually seems perfect
>All humanoid races are meant to be male-dominant, except Exorcists. Lute was meant to be the head and the queen of the race.
>This is ruined by Lilith’s involvement. And Adam was placed in to stabilize this matriarchy into a half-baked patriarchy.
>The Queen bug Lute now 100% wants this patriarchy from Adam.
Thanks Lilith for being the best feminist ever.

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>>154453193
Or maybe Roo impregnated Lucifer.

>>154453086
Okay… Misunderstood Lilith and villainizing the loyal woman of Adam.
Why is Lute Eve this pathetically gay?

>>154453220
>All humanoid races are meant to be male-dominant

You forgot angels you dumbass. Sera and the speaker are literally the top bitches.

Also Lute could just be Eve and the Exorcists are just shitty attempts at making copies of her. Reason they're so fucking weird is that unlike her they don't have a specific Adam. Maybe that's why Vaggie latched so hard onto Charlie. It's basically a leftover part of their bio programming.

>>154453243
Being flawed and getting things wrong while still trying to do the right thing isn’t ‘misunderstood’. It’s called being written as a three dimensional character.

> Villainising the loyal woman of Adam

Lute is a literal villain. She’s a genocidal, blood thirsty, unhinged fruit loop. Like, how is that fact so easily lost on people?

>>154453243
Honestly I prefer if both of them are kinda questionable moms. Each embodying a specific aspect of bad mom traits. Lilith being neglect and avoidance. Lute/Eve being the demanding perfectionist and only showing affection after results.

>>154453297
>She’s a genocidal, blood thirsty, unhinged fruit loop.
Her "victims" deserve worse.

>>154453297
It literally doesn’t matter. If the sinners she killed were good, they would be in heaven.

>>154452524
Dammit these threads have me way too hyped for season 3 too early. I'm this close to watching Steven fucking Universe for the first time just to fill the gap

>>154453272
That’s just really lame and impractical.
Abel is actually weird. Why can’t Lute be too?

>>154453427
Remember the final season of Steven universe.
That’s what the hype can become.

>>154453527
I don't remember it. I've never seen it before

>>154453467
>Abel is actually weird

No he isn't. He's just a pussy. It not that complicated.

>>154453385
while it's true that nobody any exorcist killed was worthy of heaven, the point of the hotel is to give them the chance (and time - sir pentious took like what, six months? and his sin was a passive sin, not an active one) to become worthy.

the real problem of the show is that they've already shown that heaven isn't so great actually what with allowing a guy like adam to run rampant for thousands of years, depending on how far they're willing to go with the 'bullying misogynist' thing. if he raped and/or physically abused lilith and eve and still made it up there, why would anyone who was a victim of those crimes in life who went to hell for other reasons want to palette-swap locations and be at risk of enduring that again?

they either need to justify adam being in heaven for real (which so far they haven't done at all), or justify why even if heaven's flawed it's still better than hell and still worthy of being the endgoal for all sinners.

>>154453549
Take the journey

>>154453719
Let’s be honest. Adam is not the problem. It’s the women he’s been tossed with.

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>>154453719
>if he raped and/or physically abused lilith and eve and still made it up there

I don't think they are ever going to do that. Adam does seem pretty murder happy killing sinners but he's not that extreme. Even he tells Lute to chill. Thing is exterminations going on for only 7 years means his sinner kill count might not be that substantial.

Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a Lilith sings a woman loses her rights.

>>154450906
my gf into this series, i wish i could get in to it,

>>154453739
i know it's just a funny disconnect with how certain fans run around screaming about all the awful shit adam definitely did to both his wives and every woman he's ever interacted with, but then just handwave it as nepotism that he even got up there in the first place, and THEN continue to push the idea that everything in heaven is totally fine now that adam's dead actually. like they didn't just detail how heavenly nepotism allowed a rapist abuser to roam heaven unchecked for thousands of years and gave him a harem of brainwashed women to boot.

like these people actively fantasise about adam abusing women constantly, but when adam fans try and argue otherwise we're the woman-hating misogynists somehow.

>>154453962
Does she like the angels?

>>154453970
There's no suggestion Adam ever did anything bad to his wives. He certainly didn't rape them. Even if we go by the storybook it looks like he was overenthusiastic about the things he wanted to do and wanted Lilith to join him. She got tired of doing what he wanted all the time.

I wonder if Adam named Lilith?

>>154453929
What the fuck are you talking about you Schizophrenic?

>>154454057
>There's no suggestion Adam ever did anything bad to his wives. He certainly didn't rape them.
Adam not rape correcting his wives IS what he did wrong.

>>154453975
she likes adam & the tumblr sexyman deer guy.

>>154454192
Shut up.

>>154453193
>I’m leaning towards Abel being told the truth offscreen to make the big reveal all the more hard hitting.

Agree to this. Even if it becomes crystal clear to the audience by that point, the reveal in-universe has gotta land hard.

Something mentioned the "Lux" episode of Dr. Who (awesome episode btw, wish they could have been more like that) for inspiration. It's gotta be the clip on Youtube that racks in views in the tens of millions, the scene that's gonna flood your X timeline with endless debate, etc.

>>154451857
>Lute: (voice raising a couple octaves; dove like) “Aww, you wouldn’t get rough with me. Would ya, Lulu?”
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY

>>154454205
If she likes Adam she's based. Bring her to these threads.

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>>154454057
>Excited Puppy Adam showing his wife a cool thing he found.

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>>154454192
Pretty sure Adam was the one getting raped. His balls were being mercilessly drained.

In a Lilith Eve timeline, it would be hilarious if Abel was the main guy who talks about his mom the most and progressively becomes her biggest hater across the season by his joy of Lute’s existence.

>>154454478
Lute!Eve would be so excited to see anything he wants to show her. She'd hang on to his every word.

>>154454574
No MatPat. Nobody cares.

>>154453220
>Headcanon Alert

Rosie and her thicc hips...

I think I’ve got it figured out out:

Let’s say we go along with the idea that the Exorcists are essentially watered down clones of Lute!Eve, then you know what that means? That’s pretty much what Vagi is! Charlie’s been in a relationship with an Eve clone!

THAT’s especially why Lute calls their relationship vile and blasphemous! Not just because it’s between a demon and a heavenly being, but because it’s like watching herself be with a Morningstar! And if what Lucifer said is true, that becomes ‘again’! Or heck, even if Lucifer was just screwing with Adam, that becomes a clever bit of foreshadowing!

It’s also what made her react to viciously to Vagi’s sparing of sinners. Not just ideologically, but because it’s like watching herself disobey heaven Again! Of her own ‘weakness’!

>>154455317
It's cinema

>>154454478
>Puppy!Adam
Aww I just imagined him with Dog ears and tail

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>>154455354
If Abel actually locked in.

>>154450923
Lute...
err I mean
Eve....

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My hero...

What if lute is an Eve clone

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>>154455317
> It’s also what made her react to viciously to Vagi’s sparing of sinners. Not just ideologically, but because it’s like watching herself disobey heaven Again! Of her own ‘weakness’!

That’s especially why smacked around that timid looking one with the… gap in her tooth?! Wait…

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>>154455759 motherfucker, it’s been staring us right in the face!

>>154455615
What if you're stupid

>>154455800
The Lillith cage hasn’t been broken yet. Don’t count on it.

>>154456000
>Headcanon Alert

>>154455759
Her hair has two little antennas like streaks popping out.

>Sera compares Emily to Lucifer
>In the same episode, Adam is pinpointed as the first human soul in heaven. Implying Abel is off somehow in this setting.
>Lucifer brags about scoring Eve.

>Season 2, Abel wants Emily, and is getting interested with the Lucifer paralleled Lute.
>Abel has great pride in snatching high positions of power, despite clearly not having the responsibility to handle it, and taking the ideas of others all for himself, including the girl he supposedly loves. When Adam is humble enough to acknowledge Lute’s contributions.
Your nature is slipping, snake.

I blame viviziepop for what happened to chapter 5 because she contaminated toby's chakra with hussie's

>>154456439
What about season 5?

>>154456380
> Snatching High positions of power.

“Why’d I have to be picked to lead?!” Sounds like he was picked by Sera because there was no one else, what with Lute literally demonstrating how unfit she was for the job.

Now I’m not saying there couldn’t be some truth what you said, but I think Abel’s gonna be betrayed more sympathetically than not.

>>154456451
Viv wanted 6 seasons. Insane that the most popular show on Prime gets shackled to 5 seasons, 8 episodes, 22 min each. I miss the days of 22 episode seasons every year. With her vision of 6 seasons clipped short, this whole story will be more rushed

>>154456527
There’s a little contradiction about that.
Despite what Abel has seen and experienced, that guy wants to hold down the fort on that job.
>You don’t deserve your dad’s crown
>I know! There’s no stopping it now
There is a little drive for Abel in all of this.

Adam and Lute are the two figures he’s being the most inspired by, and they have the same kill the sinners position.
He watched gravity in silence and the song lyrics in it alone declares the forgiveness to Charlie on killing Adam to be treachery.
>Only a traitor could consider making peace
And after that, she’s the “anybody else” in his eye. And the back of his robe is supposed to look like a scar Adam would have from being stabbed in the back.

He’s not a gummy bear. The weakness hides a monster underneath.

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>>154456633
One season or two seasons. Or two seasons of 16 22 minute episodes, it will always be “rushed”.

>>154456633
I think season 2 episodes have been longer at least. We dunno what the deal with season 3 going onward will be in terms of number and length.

>>154456790
I think season 3 will resolve Lute and Lilith as main antagonists. So that season 4 and 5 can work on positive character progressions for Lute and Abel. And antagonist periods for Emily, Alastor, and Rosie.

>>154452186
>filler

>>154457017
Name what was relevant.

>>154456380
>>154456694
Take. Meds. Now.

>>154456633
Going by the expected villain arcs of each season, it would be
>S1: Adam
>S2: Vox
>S3: Alastor
>S4: Lute
>S5: Roo

Not sure what else you'd fit into a sixth season unless there was some villain team-up thing or you wanted an entire season of the characters moping while being subjugated by whatever villain won at the end of the previous season. These writers have proven with Helluva that any attempt to give them "breather" episodes will just result in gay drama.

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>>154457100
I don’t see Alastor going into action till after season 3.

>>154457193
He might try to team up with Roo, assuming she's a separate character from Rosie.

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What's his endgame?

>>154457331
Sex with Emily

>>154451082
Was she always in that dress she wore in s2 or was she in a swimsuit at one point

>>154457290
Rosie is going to be a Roo ally, Lilith or not.
Strangely, her being Lilith is a lot scarier when you know about what Charlie is. Maybe viewing herself as the Mary for that kid, and for Alastor. Like, Charlie and Alastor were the kind of kids intended to be born when Eve was given the Apple.

>>154457331
He’s like Lute. He cannot actually imagine a world without Adam.

>>154457406
No.
Season 1 was a swim suit. Season 2 was in that dress.
It makes me think of Eve by the near-nakedness seen of her, when the Lilith we know tends to be a lot more modest, wearing long gloves to cover her arms, and lacks any of the dress splits that expose her legs.

Notably, the Lilith in season 1 card (the one that makes her resemble Eve a lot) has the same scandalous dress we’ve never seen before in any of the Lilith depictions, all till her appearance in season 2.

>>154457051
>The fallout from Pentious' redemption, and the fallout from showing that redeption is indeed possible
>The fallout from both Adam's death and the annual exterminations ending
>Charlie finally figuring out how redemption nominally works, and not the after school special shit she'd been trying
>The Lilith-Alastor-Rosie arc beginning to come into focus
>Sinners actually showing up to the hotel to be redeemed
>Emily actually doing something instead of just saying she'll do something
>Sera not being a smug bitch
>Baxter smack-talking a ran-throught roastie bitch from australia
Sure, I grant you the execution was a bit iffy in places, but shit did happen in season 2; much moreso than season 1.

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>>154453086
If Lute = Eve, then Lucifer fucked Lute.

>>154457676
You think a wife guy pussy like Lucifer who goes muh lilith this muh lilith that, still wears his wedding band and goes "errm akshully I'm married" in s2 would ever cheat on Lilith with another woman

>>154457812
That's what they said in the beginning of S1, and at the end when Adam and Lucifer fought.

>>154457812
He would if Lilith was cursed to be barren as punishment for refusing to be with Adam.

>>154457860
First of all the actual punishment in the myth was having to sacrifice hundreds of her kids every day and second of all, what good would Eve have done if she's a sinner and also barren, Charlie really isn't that old so it had to have been recent

>>154457100
>What else can you fit into a season
I don't know, maybe like, the actual fucking hotel? It's unreal to me that the namesake of this property is background noise to the cosmic war Viv is obsessed with. What the fuck happened. I would have loved some more hotel shenanigans to explore character dynamics and what it means to get redeemed. The kind of shit the fleshes things out. Instead it's shoved to the side and Charlie outright says >uh who the fuck are you?? when a patron tried talking to her.

>>154457882
You are forgetting about the magic aspect of Hazbin hotel. It’s implied the source of this magic is Roo herself, and so it grants immortality, youth, teleportation, etc. Eve could’ve lived for a long long time.

>>154457912
I really hope they resolve a lot of this in season 3 so that the hotel could at least matter a lot more in the plotline for at least a single season, season 4.

>>154457920
Schizos need not reply

>>154457882
Lucifer could’ve done it when they were at Eden. It wouldn’t be hard.

>>154458019
Charlie isn't as old as humanity fuck off

>>154458116
>you will never fall asleep wrapped in adam's wings, comforted by the knowledge that right now this is the safest place in the universe
why fucking live

>>154458873
Do you think Eve used to cuddle up to his rib scar and give it kisses? Must be comforting for her. Especially after they left Eden and were sent to the wildnerness. He probably had to give her a lot of cuddles and reassurance.
I wonder if he sang to her too.

>>154457526
>Woman has multiple varied outfits.
>This must mean there's two people pretending to be the same one.

You are incredibly retarded MatPat.

>>154458019
You are fucking retarded.

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>>154459080
Probably

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>>154450906

The amount of female fans simping for Adam is concerning

>>154460108
Beautiful you mean

>>154460108
It's not even that strange. Guys like him tend to be weirdly successful with women in real life.

>>154460108
Concerning compared to the fans simping for any of the other psychopaths you could simp for in Hazbin Hotel? He's one of the most normal guys you could simp for here.

>>154459080
>monstrously fucked up sinner Adam holds Lute close while she runs her angelic steel talon over the scar that, despite everything, is still there
>humming his strange primordial song to her

>>154460303
Holy shit you cooked hard.

I hope the Lute Eve twist happens now because I've hyped myself up for too much peak.
Lute isn't quite as interesting without the Eve reveal.
Eve is nowhere near as interesting without having been Lute.

>>154460389
Honestly I mostly want the Eve is Lute reveal to be true from a character buildup and screentime management perspective. It will save a lot of time and effort if Lute is just Eve and they build up on her with what we already know plus some extra stuff. The show suffers greatly from character bloat and having even more women villains fighting for relevance is not the way to go.

I wonder if Lute!Eve knows who Alastor is and if he is perhaps off limits to her due to a shared connection to Rosie/Roo.
Adam has no such hang ups, obviously.

>Alastor vs crowlike Sinner Eve/Lute kaiju battle

>>154461009
>Sinner Adam shows up to the rescue as a weird dragon looking thing.
>He an Lute/Eve have several eggs which will hatch a new race of beings.

>>154461023
But are they fucking in kaiju form right on top of Pentagram City?

>>154461131
Maybe.

>>154460108
Just be glad he didn't end up secretly being a tranny in the end

>>154461266
He was obviously never going to be a tranny. He's the First Man, he talks about his dick all the time, it's a source of great pride to him.

>>154461266
Viv is a bio Woman and actually believes if you have a tranny character the VA needs to be a tranny otherwise it's Troonface. We're not getting TADC levels of bullshit here.

>>154454478
>Adams youtooz box says 'Hey Lute! Check this out!'
Holy shit we cracked the code.

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>>154460254
>>154460108
>>154460187
Its pretty simple really, i think for many millenials, adam/lute is a particularly nostalgic pairing as they are something of a snapshot of the dudebro era (i would know i was one of them; wearing 3 polo shirts at the same time, every one of them popped)

For similar reasons, i think a lot of males like lute because she probably reminds you of a gf you had when you were acting like a douchey fratboy

As a 36yo dude, i fuckin love adam/lute because they remind me of a girl i dated thru hs and college, where our main thing was kinda being "that asshole couple", i wouldnt exactly call it bullying (think that chapelle show sketch about the player haters; that was us, also shit like slapping drinks out of people's hands at parties etc...) but we would just kinda go around being dicks and having a great time doing it

And frankly i think that while chad/stacey has existed forever this particular brand of popped collar dudebro/mean girl 'asshole power couple' is a particularly millenial thing

>>154461691
But did you ever settle down?

>>154461748
Nah, we split, tale as old as time, she wanted to get married and start a family, i wanted to focus on career first (wanted to settle down with her, but not quite yet, she got tired of waiting)

I just learned what a donkey show is. So Valentino jacks off to animals, huh? I wonder if Val is also a pedo.

>>154461792
Rookie mistake. Did you settle down with someone else?

>>154460108
Not really, because reading between the lines of how said fans express their love of Adam, I get the distinct feeling that they were the quirky, insecure girls in highschool who wanted to be the alpha bitch and have the popular douchbro bf too. In essence, Lute is their hypothetical perfect selves and Adam is their strong, extremely confident, supportive bf they always wanted.

>>154461691
>>154461947
So what I'm getting from this is both the popular highschool kids and the unpopular highschool kids simply for Adam. So everyone likes Adam.

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>>154461959
True

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>>154461959
Men like him because he's pretty cool and has a hot love interest (only faggots disagree). Women like him because he's cool, hot, exudes confidence, and would totally pick her if she was just like Lute...or Lucifer for those weird fujos into that particular ship.

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>>154462009

Adamfags come from all walks of life. The only thing that ties them together is they're all non virgins.

>>154462093
They're also the most chill.

>>154461812
>>154461812
Nah, that was by far the longest relationship i was ever in (8years), had a few 2-3y things after that, but nothing serious, frankly i haven't been in any actual relationships beyond hookups while out of town or the country since the 'rona and at this point i have no plans on ever having a family, it's not even any kind of mgtow or economic doomerism, i just dont think its for me, i got buddies my age happily (or unhappily) married with kids, i got buddies who are enjoying high disposable income bachelor life and being the cool uncle, and others who are desperately lonely and wont fucking shut up about it and are constantly going through short relationships; im squarely in the bachelor lifestyle and lovin it camp.

I've noticed that this website has a bias towards Adam being in the right.

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Hehe this reminds me of my silly Japanese animes

>>154462160
It counterbalances Reddit were Adam is treated as worse than Valentino.

>>154462281
I will never understand the performative malding about valentino/angeldust that every single youtuber seems to be contractually obligated to include in any video about this series. It's just a stereotypical pimp/ho dynamic, is this just a thing that left the cultural zeitgist at a particular time that the younger people just dont get it? Like dont you all remember those pimps n hoes (and golf pros and tennis hos etc...) dressup parties we had when we were teenagers and young adults? Did they just stop having pimps n hoes in media so this is a shocking concept to people now like they're seeing it for the first time and taking it far too seriously?

>>154462326
Idk man. Don't really care much for him since I don't find it that funny. Besides Adam he's kinda the only one to summon the rage of Redditors. Kinda weird when they seem to really like Vox and Alastor despite being kinda cookie cut murderers.

>>154462615
*don't find him that funny

>>154462326
>>154462615
>>154462627
They hate Val because they see themselves in him.

Here’s what I expect. Serpent Seed will be framed to be that Cain is the biological son of Lucifer, and the whole Eve past will be used to misread the narrative to thinking it might be Lute. Just for both of these to be wrong and the stakes are increased to a ten fold.

>>154462615
Alastor is whatever, but vox utterly songmogged everyone in s2 so i could see him having a fanbase for effectively being the star of the season (frankly i hope he comes back in future seasons and has more songs)

>>154462866
Imagine if Lucifer was revealed to have raped Eve.

>>154463077
It would be worse if they were consenting. So by calling Lute Eve, it’s also calling her the devil’s whore.

>>154463077
>>154463132
Not happening. Also Viv ain't touching non gay rape. That shits to controversial. Only men being raped by other men is allowed.

>>154462866
Sure thing MatPat. Nobody cares.

>>154462865
SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF

>>154463246
> Only men being raped by other men is allowed.
Helluva boss made sure men and women rape the same guy

>>154463978
Yes but no woman was raped by a man. That's the most controversial version.

>>154464684
I want to see him take on an entire roast hog mukbang style.

>>154465311
He used to do Primal Mukbangs with Eve back on earth.

>>154465450
Mammoth mukbang. Instead of doing it for the Youtube audience they do it to taunt scavenger animals that are too afraid of their bonfire to get any closer.

>>154465506
Do they fuck after they eat?

>>154462865
SAUCE?

>>154464325
Maybe that would be Lute.

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>>154465884
No MatPat.

>>154465769
Food coma first. Then yes, they fuck like animals. Put all those nutrients to good use making a baby.

>>154466209
I presume after they sleep like the dead.

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>>154466238
Naturally.

>>154462158
I'll marry you

>>154465450
>>154465506
>>154465769
>>154466209
>>154466238
>>154466258
Guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking based.

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>>154465827
I wish I remembered what the sauce was on that. Sorry

>>154466461
>you will never be adam's little spoon
why fucking live

>>154466560
Pressed up against his warm hairy stomach, feeling his boner press against your thigh...

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>>154466258
I sure hope the kid ain't gonna be a disappointment.

I just realized that the golden arm Lute has is supposed to look like an exoskeleton.

>>154467003
And she has antenna too, and a unicorn horn.

>>154467003
It's a prosthetic arm you dingus. It's gonna look like one.

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>>154467049
Revenge

>>154467049
Based

>>154467035
Emily’s wing looks fully organic and smooth, resembling her original wings. Lute’s arm looks like monster arm meant to collide with what Lute is eventually going to look like.

>>154467130
It's a wing. It can't exactly be built super bulky otherwise it would mess with balance during flying.

>>154467130
It's a bird talon. She's bird themed.

>>154467032
Her head shape is very insect like too.

>>154467165
The virtue angels are mantis birds. Another type of bug angel would follow a similar pattern.

>>154455759
I thought several of the Exorcists were going to be like (or are) those Alien looking Angels in the Heavenly courtroom and a few of the Furry/Anthro Angels who are the Background characters in Heaven without their uniforms and Helmets?

>When Lute was in Hell, she thought Zestial was super sexy.

>>154467228
No MatPat. Fuck off.

>>154467183
They look human for now. But they could be bugs in disguise by Viv’s invader Zim obsession.

>>154467306
Aren't imps technically her invaders Zim fetish creations?

>>154467388
Yes. But they lack the antennas and bug eyes.

>>154467417
Their horns are probably a substitute for their antenna.

Rewatched the Tak episode. Lute is definitely based on this chick.
https://youtu.be/9djzog3O3hQ

>>154467619
This entire series is an invader zim fanfic.

>>154467904
>Moxxie is Zim
>Blitzo is someone he only respects because he’s tall
>Stolas is a tallest

>>154467619
Lute is Tak if she had a chubby Tallest leader with her.

>>154468008
You are so accurate.

>>154467619
>Charlie does an apology to Lute and calls her “Eve”
>Lute laughs like a dork
>Turns to a bug
>Stupid sudden backstory drop because this is literal who

>>154468060
>Headcanon Alert

>>154468060
MatPat stop being a fucking twat. Nobody cares about your fanfic.

>Sera is terrified of Adam picking up Lute and marrying her.
>She retorts to saying it’s Adam and Eve
>Adam then changes Lute’s name to Eve

>>154468226
>Headcanon Alert

something that's been bugging me - the exterminations became common knowledge in heaven after that trial an entire month before the final attempted extermination. were there no protests from the winners? why did none of them react to seeing an exorcist in full uniform walking the streets? the only character shown taking any pushback about the exterminations at all is other heavenborn yelling at sera, and even then the actual exterminations themselves take a backseat to them being confused about redemption.

like is emily literally the only person in heaven who genuinely cares about hell?

>>154468319
>like is emily literally the only person in heaven who genuinely cares about hell?

Pretty much.

So if I read things right, in the Matpatverse:
>Lute is a bug angel with an exoskeleton
>The exorcists are like her worker bees
>She was created without a male counterpart because the angels fear her offspring
>Adam will marry her and change her name to Eve
>They will have bug offspring
>Zestial is Cain
>Abel is Lucifer's son, raised by Adam
>Eve will rename herself Lillith to symbolise that she's evil and leaving Adam
>Lillith with three Ls specifically

>>154468319
Angels that never been to hell and earth care. Winners like Abel know why the sinners belong to hell in the first place.

>>154468339
I noticed that Lillith is more immodest than Lilith and Rosie. So that basket case might be obsessed on what she can’t get back and what she was supposed to be. And that might even be linked fo the name change since the sinners in hell respect the Lilith image a lot more than the Eve image.

>>154468339
>You will fucks the bugs and be happy about it

If MatPat wasn't such an autist and didn't treat his fanfic like it was gospel it would genuinely be pretty funny. Sounds more like an Invader Zim Au thing combined with Hazbin.

>>154468385
You are so fucking dumb it's not even funny. Why would a woman who You imply has a massive ego literally name herself after another woman who predates her and probably flaunted being her superior? I understand you don't interact with women MatPat but they don't do that shit.

>>154468391
It was always an invader zim au fanfic.

>>154468391
He's like the autists who make Pooh's Adventures. I don't know why anyone still tries to argue with him

>>154468433
Think of it this way. Eve is a name driven to the grounds of infamy and humiliation. Lilith is a whole brand of female empowerment, independence, and taking a hold over all of Hell. Not to mention, the whole name itself is massive disrespect to Adam for a very obvious reason.

Damn, these are slow ded threds

>>154468598
It’s the result of dead passion.

>>154468598
Not really and especially not considering we haven't had new content since November. They're faster than the Helluva Boss threads

>>154468615
The Lute Schizos haven't shown up yet.

>>154468626
Those are just waifu discussion and softcore porn

>>154468598
20 posts within the last hour is not dead.

>>154468626
The power of yaoi and yuri is suffocation.
Toby Fox can kill the 4chan Deltarune general with more Noelle x Susie.

>>154468652
When will creators learn the majority of fans who consume their stuff don't want this? This thread is sustained by crumbs of hints to a single straight relationship.

>>154468652
So far most Deltarune threads seem to be peeps speculating and being mad at the NTR.

>>154468641
To be fair at times this is Adam husbando discussion and softcore porn.

>>154468676
It's so rare that it feels like seeing a mythological creature. Only someone of Viv's autism can make a straight ship be the most eye catching and compelling thing in the show.

>>154468760
We tend to keep it more classy. We also include Lute.

>>154468676
The creators are degenerates. Gooseworx, Toby, and Viv. They make their shows and games to fixate their on their fetishes.

>>154468749
That second part is why I see them dying.

>>154468766
Making Lute Eve and giving her and Adam a grand 10,000 year love story will heal male-female relations for the zoomer generation

>>154468805
The creator poorly disguised fetish is a lot more common nowadays.

>>154468829
I'm not sure about that. It will certainly generate a lot of cute fanart ( also a shit ton of rule 34 of them fucking) and some wholesome fanfics ( probably also some of them where Adam breeds her).

>>154468880
If it won't heal them it'll at least give them a bowl of warm chicken noodle soup, a kiss and a nap.

>>154468955
Cute

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The best genre of Guitarspear art

>>154469083
There's also some nice spicy art of GuitarSpear.

If Lute=Eve is true a lot of female Adam simps who hate Lute are in for a rude awakening. I wonder how will they course correct?

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>>154469100
But sadly not here since it's a good Christian blue board (no big uncut first man cock with full balls and pubes allowed)

>>154469129
That’s a thing???????????,??

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>>154469129
No idea but it'll be super funny. Like the straight Adam reveal but on steroids

>>154469139
It's mainly fujos who ship Adam with Lucifer

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It'll be a fantastic day to watch lesbian Lute truthers if it happens too

>>154469189
This is why I don’t hang out with the creeps

>>154469189
Not just that. There's a lot of them that self insert so they hate Lute. Usually they use Eve( because the show hasn't shown her appearance or personality) as a way to self insert as Adam's wife. Adamsapple is not really that popular.

>>154469196
Oh they will fucking lose it. It will be glorious.

>>154469196
I honestly don’t know what would be more humiliating.
Lute being OG Eve or Lute being a literal bug queen that demands man seed.

>>154469196
Why would Lute wear those shoes in a beach?

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>>154469260
>>154469263
She may be stupid

>>154469249
>Lute being OG Eve

This because the thought of their supposed "lesbian" being dicked down for generations by Adam and birthing double digit numbers of children would cuck mindbreak the Yurifags.

>>154468319
The Winners didn't know about the Exterminations until Vox mentioned them at the end of his broadcast. Only the upper-level angels learned of them, and none of them really knew what to do about it, especially after Pentious was redeemed.

>>154469284
Both version of Lute would do that. The latter one would try to break the world record in a single year out of pure instinct.

The bug thing seems like a fetish

>>154469349
It all started because of someone making an Adam wasp joke based on Adam talking about pinning down a virtue angel.
Lute doesn’t act disgusted about it, which is weird.

Lute is a hypocrite that would flip the switch on her stances if it meant Adam would bed her.

>>154466372
Thanks bro but that would be gay

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Let us celebrate the end of Pride Month with Adam being a true ally

>>154470406
Adam only acts nice about it cause she’s the mom figure.

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According to Viv, Velvette is gonna go full psycho lesbian S4. Hopefully, she rapes Lilith.

>>154470485
I’m guessing her private lesbian gf gets killed in the storm of Season 3, and Emily and Roo would work with her.

>>154470569
My fucking dick duuuuuuuuude

Val is actually a really interesting choice for season 3. With him being the embodiment of love.
Vel is a perfect character in season 4 because of the witch themes and roo’s introduction.

>Emily becomes a fallen angel.
>Abel quickly moves on because Adam thought of an Exorcist in his line up that would be perfect for him.
>Emily sees this with a Roo vision.

>>154452383
He's the only good character so that'd be based

>>154470624
What fanfic are you writing now

>>154470645
Emily corruption arc.

>>154470670
Blasphemous

>>154470682
It’s pretty obvious.
Also, Emily seems to be missing her golden wing in the season 2 bubble prophecy thing. So someone pulled it out.

>>154470485
>Vel is going to rape Charlie like Val rapes AD

>>154470767
Please, Lord

>>154471278
No, I want her angrier

>>154470406
Adam is only an ally insofar as he likes to jerk it to lesbian porn.

>>154469196
Even as someone who would love to spank it to lesbian Lute, I can't see anything in her actual character that would remotely hint at her being lesbian. Other than just being a raging, emotional bitch. But that's really not exclusive to lesbians.