Came out during the worst possible time. The most generic worldbuilding didn't help either.
They fucked, didn't they?
>>154464218I don't even know what it's about. I read the Wikipedia synopsis and I still don't even know. Why are they blue?
>>154464249It's basically a buddy road trip movie but in a pseudo-DnD setting with elves, centaurs, etc.
>>154464289That sounds like tossing pizza in a milkshake.
>>154464218I liked it because it was about two brothers. I wish there were more animations about brothers rekindling their relationships
>>154464218It was fucked up cause the ads stayed up for months in my city and it felt like we would never move onward.
>>154464218>have chris pratt voice a character like jack black>don't just hire jack black>even when jack black would have been cheaperbaffling.
>>154464218I took an edible before watching this and was high as fuck the entire time. I think it made it slightly more enjoyable. Later on I talked to my friend about the experience and they had to remind me we actually watched the movie together and I had just forgotten they were there
>>154464249The political climate of the time. A story about two white guys during peak Floyd just didn't fit, and they couldn't make the characters minorities because the VAs were white. An inhumane colour was all they had.
>>154465175The story is based off of a White guy's life and his relationship with his White older brother. The movie is a tribute to that older White brother.
>>154464506>it felt like we would never move onward This was funnier than the entire Pixar film of topic.
>>154464218I'd say Onward was dealt the worst hand out of Pixar's COVID-era films
>>154464218>the most generic worldbuilding.it's a story about family, you fucking fantasy nerd.
Remember the dyke cyclops that got removed in the china release?
>>154466454Luca was cool, I just wish Pixar would stop with the leftist pandering in all their movies
>>154464218I used to work at a movie theater, but I got laid off due to COVID on March 17, 2020. Onward was the last movie I watched for free.Meh, it's pretty generic and forgettable. The entire plot where one of the brothers liked DnD and carries around DnD books is stupid. I have no desire to watch it again or a sequel.
>>154467524>sequelIt bombed, there will be no sequel. I don't even remember seeing any sort of merch for it.
>>154464218Went into this movie mostly blind and mostly optimistic. I hated everything about it the more I watched and I quit it outright (IIRC around 17 minutes in) where there was a scene about them freaking out about now being able to take someone's map. I questioned why they just wouldn't use their phones to take photos of the map given how modern technology is a major theme of the movie. Then as they were causing a scene, fussing about the ordeal, an extra took a photo of them all for posterity. It just felt like a total insult to the audience's intellegence.
>>154464218>The Asylum chose this of all things for mockbuster fodder
>>154467891Is it any good? Is that goth girl a vampire? I might watch it just for goth girl alone.
>>154465012You talk like a chick trying not to disclose that you were at a movie with another guy.You can tell us if it was a guy, bro. We won't be jealous or anything haha
>>154468228It isn't, she's an elf and she only appears in the background for like a minute at the beginning.Suffice it to say The Asylum are masters of the mislead.Frog mom and daughter don't much screen time either
Older brother's got a nice ass
>>154464249They're elves in a human-free fantasy world that still abandoned magic for technology anyway.
>>154464218I've seen lots of porn of the fat one, never saw the movie tho
>>154464218This movie would of been improved if it took place in an typical fantasy time-period. It was so bizarre a lot of the decisions for this movie. It was like they didn't understand what DnD was, also they shoulda had Jack Black in it...
>>154467891>>154468492This is off-topic, but has there ever been a mock buster that’s even a modicum of good?
>>154464218But the hideous easily removable gay cyclops subhuman creature!
>>154464218>generic magical setting>somehow no magic and it just became suburban middle America, but all the brownoids are represented by monstersPerfect example of dickless writing. They had some vague themes about grief and brotherhood and family, but didn't actually have anything to say or anything genuinely engaging they wanted to do with the premise. So it's all basically just one extended gag >what if a fantasy world was NORMAL and all the magical creatures did NORMAL stuff haha
The mom was hot, I want to rub her feet.
>>154469948NICE, you get it!
>>154471483>BAD DRAGON!
>>154469948this tbqh famm
It was a missed opportunity to have wizards secretly preserve magical traditions through a game. I'm pretty sure that was a plot point in Arcanum where a magical prison was maintained by disguising its maintenance as religious doctrine.
>>154467891What is even the point of these and why would you want to work on one in any capacity. Those can't be the voice actors real names. Why would you voice in something like this?
>>154472538These movies are solely made to get bought by clueless parents.
>>154472538Hey man, I would love to voiceact for mockbusters. Imagine being Mel Blanc but for shitty movies that nobody cares about.
>>154471483>>154472023>>154472033Most retarded thing about this movie is that she didn't have men lining up around the block to fuck her senseless.
>>154472679Prolly cuz they saw the horse dick this guy puts in her every night and realized they just couldn't compete.
>>154464218I liked it, but probably because I could relate to the two dorky brothers from a single parent household
