Fuck Mike Judge for ever making guys think this could actually work
>>154464797It probably did when he was growing up
>>154464797The point was "you have plenty of chances to find love even if you mess up a lot." Not "literally just creep on random girls in public until one of them spontaneously decides to fuck you."
>>154464810Wanting a woman to be nice and to engage with what you say to them is seen as unrealistic today. I say we just nuke the whole gender and give worms mutated proteins and growth hormones to be the new females.
>>154464797Bits that the thing. It actually did work before MeToo movement
This thread again? Don't you have /r9k/ for these stealth real world dating rant threads?
>>154465048"Designated protest zone"
>>154464797Are you upset because you personally tried this and it didn’t work?
>>154464797You think he invented it? That method has been around for decades. Possibly millennia.
>>154464797Boomhauer was considered hot so of course it worked for him
*cough*
>154465095You have plenty of boards to bitch about bitches.Leave.
>>154464797Did you miss the part where he was shot down multiple times in a row until a woman who may or may not have been an actual whore said yes?
>This comedy show used hyperbole to make a joke>WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS NOT TRUETerminally online faggot does it to himself, many such cases.
>>154464914Or you could just jack off
>>154464914Real shit, I think a lot of the loneliness epidemic would be solved if women were banned from banking
>>154464797This seemed like a weird deconstruction of the character for no reason. Like it's fine for comedy but it took him and made his entire shtick of being a lady's man extremely pathetic, just constantly getting ragged on bouncing from women to women in department stores until he finds a whore, instead of any actual charisma. Like why did they do this?
>>154465298"Ain't no thing!"
>>154465048suck it up faggotwe all have to read and engage in each other's faggotry
It's a comedy cartoon retard
>>154464797It works for my big bro back in the early to mid 2000s.
He's a Chad. It works for chads.
>>154465862Nah, Boomhauer would get asked to leave after his third rejection and if he kept trying, security would escort him out
>>154465683Scoring random chicks and talking funny are pretty much the only character traits Boomhauer has ever had. Not like he had that much to tear down to begin with
>>154464797It's not always guaranteed to work. It works for him. Find what does for you.
>>154464797Boomhauer's life is sad. He genuinely wants to get married, his childhood crush left & rejected him, so he just sleeps with strangers he never really cares about & has been doing this for more than 20 years.
>>154466977He married in the revival, isnt he?
>>154466977And now he has a "girlfriend's son."
>>154464797It works, problem is you need to find someone in your league or lower for it to work, and the ones who are desperate enough to reciprocate his tactics irl are either not that attractive, or they're like over 35. On another note, Boomhauer is considered a very attractive man in this show, so he doesn't really need to put as much effort into flirting.
>>154465270>cold approach hundreds of women in the same place in six months>so socially inept he cannot comprehend why this didn’t work >wonder why their rapist alarms were blaringBoomhaure can do this because of how he looked.Uggos and fatties need to build a rapport first.t. Ugly fatty who graduated from khv statis
>>154467202Depending on where you live, if you go to the mall on a busy day, you’ll still probably only see a dozen or so women you might feel like approaching Unless you live in a big city, his method wouldn’t work for you
>>154464914>give worms mutated proteins and growth hormones to be the new femalesOne man's horrors beyond comprehension is another man's goon material, I suppose.
>>154464797>there's no way a good-looking confident man hitting on women in his age range and league will succeed at least 10% of the timeAre you retarded or delusional?
>>154467628They still have malls when you live?
>>154465270>I’ll just act as desperate as possible and approach as many women as I can>I’m getting rejected so many times, why isn’t this working?What a loser, if you’re so unhappy alone you’d be just as unhappy with someone else.
>>154468053Not him, but there's still indoor malls out there despite online shopping overtaking everything, they're just really out of the way now unless you live near one. They probably won't completely die out until us Millennials grow old and die
>>154465683It seems like a Mike Judge-like joke, actually.
>>154464797It does if your a Chadlite and above, notice the female hivemind doesnt label him a creep despite picking up bitches in one area
>>154467360Rapist are charismatic you stupid simp
>>154468335Yes and no, a lot of foreveralones are under the delusion a bitch will solve all your problems however having the validation you're somewhat desirable is a confidence boost.
>>154465683WTF are you talking about? How do you think people meet? The biggest difference is that he does it cold at a shoe store. Most men either do it at bars or clubs where partner-searching is implied or after getting to know the women a bit by taking a class at the local community college or some sort of hobby workshop.
>>154464914LMFAO incels are hilarious.
>>154465683>show runs for several seasons >weird deconstructions of main characters These kind of go hand in hand. Not even King of the Hill could escape this fate
>>154465270LMFAO!
>>154464797These guys are not an invention from the 90s. Judge literally made fun of these guys. Even Bobby noticed it was pathetic.The "pickup artists" came later and social media made them even more obnoxious.
>>154469037It's not pathetic, just inefficient. Better than being a loser who never tries.
>>154468811>Yes and no, a lot of foreveralones are under the delusion a bitch will solve all your problemsAaaah, I remember when I was that stupid.
>>154465683Because the men who write this have no idea of how to be the kind of man who is a ladies man who can pull pussy with ease.So they are either persistant with nothing resembling standards or have magic pussy getting powers that are played for nyuks.
>>154464797>something happens in fiction>"Wow I can't believe that's how it really is."These people deserve every bad thing that happens to them.
>>154465683There was never any indication that Boomhauer was wise to the ways of women's indirect signals. The guy cold approaches everyone, he gets rejected by most, he takes no for an answer and isn't a pest about it. It's funny and appropriate.
>>154468811Respect your opinion but disagree with you. Maybe if the guy took a step back and said “yknow I don’t need to prove myself by running around town trying to hookup with anyone and everyone”. Beyond pathetic, you’re not trying to get a girl because you found one you have a connection with or shared goals or whatever, you’re just doing it to appease the voices in your head. And if that’s why you want a relationship you got bigger problems than being single. If you need a confidence boost from other people that badly you’ve got a serious malfunction in your head.
>>154465298This sounds like Johnny Bravo.
>>154469787It's pretty common human psychology that success equals confidence. I'm not saying it's healthy to base all your confidence on getting laid or getting a girlfriend but it definitely makes you feel better about yourself which usually makes it easier to feel confident in other social areas.
>>154469037>Even Bobby noticed it was patheticBobby noticed this tactic will only result in one night stands. That's why Boomhauer says 'what do you mean dang ol' love?'
>>154469037It's a show by boomers. Watching people actually having to put in effort or struggle to get by was their form of "cringe".
>>154464797It works, but there's an unwritten rule: don't ask out women from the same place. Every rejection that becomes known to the other women there adds another "creep point" to your reputation.For example, asking out 10 women from 10 different places? No problem.Asking out two women from the same workplace? Congratulations, you just earned 20 creep points.Now, how many creep points does it take to become undateable? That depends. Every woman is different. But for a lot of them, simply knowing you've already been rejected is enough to make you seem undesirable.TL;DR: Don't try it on the same place twice
>>154470063Johnny Boomhauer
>>154470270Bobby is 13 and doesnt understand the implications of one night stands.
>>154465048after ReMoot nuked /r/ all the freaks and weirdos are hedging their bets, staking out territory on other boards in case theirs gets nuked too
>>154466984No, just dating a single mom
>>154464797Still works now. Its called Friday night
>>154464914>is seen as unrealistic todayBy chuds and incels maybe.
