What would you wish for?
>>154464959For tootieschizo to finally kill himself.
>>154464959I wish to have everything I want to happen without any consequences that I don't want to happen.
>>154464959The ability to eat whatever and how much ever I want without gaining weight or any negative health side effects
a hat
>>154464959I wish I had a magic notebook that couod fulfil wishes just like faries.The show already showed that you can get around asking them stuff, when Timmy wished to "always be right" and could change reality. Having a notebook where I can be as precise as I want to get wishes is top.I would then use my notebook to cure the cancer that my stepfather, dog and aunt have.
>>154464959spider wife
>>154465039enjoy starving to death
>i would like to have powers like superman, please>first so i can go grab warring dictators and carry them to the un or something, to stop wars>and secondly to be a cheap transport between the earth and moon, help build a clolony
>>1544649591. anthro cat body so I can stop feeling dysphoric about being human2. the greastest animation skill ever3. a laptop that lets me search for any existing computer file on earth (so I can find animation shit)4. my body to have toon physics I guess, so I don't instatntly get shot down or whatever if things come to that5. some magical companion friend like those ones in anime6. one trillion dollars in my bank account.
>>154465081Wishing to always be right is the ultimate wish. Timmy is just a moron, there are no downsides.
>>154464959"I wish I knew everything I would want to wish for, the ability to process all of that, and to be able to speak quickly enough to comfortably say all of that in the under-five minute span I have."And also the ability to make a realistic sex doll of whom/whatever I want that perfectly copies their feel/scent/taste, that won't give me any diseases, and can be unmade easily with a thought.
>>154464959Aren't there any rules I should know about?
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>>154465209>Not wishing for a pocket dimension you could summon at will that effectively acted like the Holodecks from Star Trek, where literally whatever you wanted could happen inside of one and it could be reset on a whim, allowing you to do everything from "I want to have crazy sex with my waifu" to "I want every girl in X series to have sex with me at once", on top of whatever else you felt like in the moment.Gotta think with your brain AND your dick dude.
>>154464959Teleportation powers and a gorilla costume
>>154465173There are, you can just be sarcastic or literally be mistaken or say something you didn't meant to. You would have to spend the rest of your life using precise wording. Much better being able to turn on and off.
>>154464959I wish men were all cuntboys with boobs and women were all dickgirls without breasts.
>>154464959wouldn't it all just disappear after they leave and i'll have no memory of the whole thing anyway
>>154466490Anything you say you can just unsay, Timmy uses that to get Cosmo and Wanda back after saying they didn’t exist.If I say some thing dumb I can just unsay it.
>>154464959Infinite time, infinite wishes
>>154464959The show all but states that Da Rules have a passage that says the products of a fairy's magic resulting from their assigned child's wishes disappear when that fairy is no longer assigned to that child. How can I wish around the fact that whatever is wished for will be reversed after the 5 mins are up? Fuck you Cosmo and Wanda, at best I go on like this encounter never happened or I turn myself schizo in a desperate attempt to remember something about this
>>154464959I wish for sex. Not love, just casual sex. Everywhere. I want to live in a porn world, where everyone acts like they're in a porno. Just like porn acting, but that's how everything talks and just is. Maybe find myself catching some whores stealing my lemons, or exchanging sex for pizzas. ECT...
>>154464959I wish that the concept of a minute was swapped with the concept of a century, but only for me.
>>154465096If youve seen how their wishes go you REALLY want to expound on that wish
>>154464959Antman powers and a lifetime pass at Kidneyland
>>154464959Give me the ability to dialate time and a pocket dimension where I can do whatever I want and I will experience the greatest 5 minutes a man can ever have. If the effects of the wish are forever, I wish for the ability to teleport any person of my wish to a habitable planet far, far away, or recall them at my leisure. This works remotely on anyone. If I imagine a person and there is a hypothetical match out there, I can remove them from the earth without killing them.... probably. Also make my waifu real and give her toon physics so I can do whatever weird sexual shit I want with her, thanks.
>>1544649591.I wish I could revisit any of my past dreams by stepping through a door or using some kind of special item. To see what it was like for just a moment.2. A free dispenser or vending machine that literally just grants wishes, so I can do whatever I want with it.3.An alternative timeline device with buttons and controls that can alter time and reality. I could basically change our reality and timeline to whatever I want it to be—like making something I really want exist, or completely erasing someone I hate.It would save me a lot of trouble in the nick of time, even if I were only offered a few minutes.
>>154464959Lets consider the relevant Fairy Law rules for this scenario>cannot wish to win a competition or use magic to win one because that would be cheating>Fairies cannot interfere with true love. This includes destroying romantic love, parental love, and love with something abstract, as well as creating any of those.>Fairies cannot directly kill, maim, beat or injure living beings.>Fairies cannot create copies of documents>No wishing someone back to life(directly)>Fairies may not create money>No wishing to steal>A godkid cannot wish for themselves or other people to not age>A godkid cannot wish for a licensed brand merchandise item>>154467081Like with a lot of things with Da Rules there's an easy loophole>If the fairies are willingly wished away by the godchild, the fairies must fulfill the wish and never come back. The child will still remember them and any wish made prior will stay the same
>>154469182>or completely erasing someone I hate.>picI think the world is gonna get a whole lot lighter.
>>154464959I wish for a wish journal that I can use to wish for anything I want.The journal itself isn't rule-breaking and any wishes I make with the journal is technically not using fairies therefore it doesn't need to abide by rules.
>>154464959I wish for a permanent Fairy Godparent that isn't you two.Now, I wish for you two to go away.
Since I imagine many dreams will be reset after 5 minutes, I'd go into multiple times in the future, timeskipping to see what the fuck my life is going to end like to see if I can apply any fixes.
>>154467081Off the top of my head, you can wish to know the numbers that win the next 100 lotteries, then quickly find your own pen and paper and write the numbers down. Since the fairies had nothing to do with you writing the numbers, the paper won't disappear after the fairies are gone.There are probably dozens of other ways to get around those limits.
>>154465045What kind of hat?
>>154465123It’s a fairy wish not a genie wish
>>154465653https://youtu.be/TQOizpRSY2g?is=jZInybS6ErSmwF1eYou know ball
>>1544649591. A comprehensive understanding of Da Rules2. Use the above to figure out how to phrase a wish so I can now grant my own rules-less wishes2A. If the above isn't possible, wish that Desiree from Danny Phantom existed, loved me, and was my waifu/Friend with Beneifits2Aa. if THAT isn't possible, wish for RRR's version of Raven from the original Teen Titans existed and was my GF/dommy mommy waifu
I wish Tamers12345 would go back to making Sonic Underground videosOnes without Flora
>>154471841Fuck you flora was the 2nd best character. After Mark of course
>>154464959Id wish for every exec i despised like zaslav or bob iger to be placed on the files>>154467485Beaver and buttface was better then super hornio bros
>>154464959>my bank account to continually gain $10k every single day without ever triggering any suspicion for any reason>a body of perfect heath that will remain in prime peak condition, fully immune to any diseases or other bad shit>permanent maximum luck for any and all situations, everything will do my way
>>154472275So you're basically just going to be stealing money from people? That 10k everyday has to come from somewhere
To have Absolute-level Superpower Manipulation as it's currently described in the Superpower Wiki.
>>154472275Ask for $9999 10K is what raises alarms with the IRS
>>154472418So you want to be a mutant
>>154472418Money at the bank is just a number on a computer. >>154472444The wish explicitly states no suspicion for any reason will be triggered. I could have made it a million every day but 10k is more than enough.
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