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>>154465354I don’t get it. Why is she there if she isn’t gay? Why are those two gay men going to spit roast her?
>>154465398They could be bisexual.
>>154465398They're not, she's just going to objectify them.
>>154465398Pride parades exist for heteros to virtue signal
>>154465398She's a good mother and there to support her gay son. The guys aren't doing shit with her but want to spend time with her because she's such a good mother.
>>154465354Fagtastic.
>>154465354The only scenario where I would want to be gay is if I was a 17th century Ottoman Janissary. Just a big, terrifying, ugly Albanian with a long mustache claiming Hungarian Bussy in the name of the Sultan and the Prophet (PBUH).
>>154465398>Why is she there if she isn’t gay? "Straight person has a fetish for homos of the opposite sex" isn't limited to straight men thirsting after lesbians
>>154465714Personally I'd rather be a Roman citizen who buys himself a sex slave from some recently conquered territory. As a bonus I wouldn't need to get circumcized.
>>154465714wtf is this post?????
>>154465714>>154465789>tfw bottom and have zero power fantasy:(
>>154465354Hate when this happens...>>154465840Victorian nobleman workplace-harassing the stablehands? You can also just tie your bf to the bed and slap him around if he ever slows down
>>154465840You could be a loyal guard of some high-ranking guy.
>>154465840I think there was a Pope who died while his young lover was topping him.
>>154465714>Retiring and getting old and fat and harassing the twinks at the coffee houses and barber shops.>Passing dirty jokes about circassian youths to the other old Jannies.
>>154465398she's the mom of an adult man. Some older women start to look like grannies, and others start to look quite mannish. The joke is that she's in the latter category. She looks manly enough to pull two gay dudes at a pride parade. They'll be disappointed when they find out that she has no penis.
>>154465398She's an ally
