>Eric’s Birthday EditionToday’s his birthday. Happy Birthday to Eric Cartman!Gift Eric with any kino fanart or fanfiction you may haveDiscuss your favorite characters, episodes, seasons, or the franchises’s future as it relates to South ParkShare whatever unpopular opinions or headcanons you have about the showJoin AO3 if you are interested in becoming a fanfic writer; the site could use more good fanficsYou can also share whatever episode or video game ideas you have
>>154474051What did he wish for?
>>154474054Something big I’m sure
>>154474066Yes, indeed
>>154474054He wished to be skinny of course
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>>154474051We celebrated her birthday in the other thread.
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>>154474066SPBP
>>154474074TPBP
>>154474051Happy birthday king!
>>154474051I've always been fascinated in pre-Scott Tenorman moments that foreshadow what Cartman would become. Restarting the Confederate army was an example of the type of shit Cartman would go onto do. Always thought if this episode was in season 5-9 it would be discussed more often.
>>154474054>What did he wish for?To be more understood and loved.
>>154474054He wished for that red Mega Man he always wanted.
>>154474051TKD
>>154474051What do you think Matt and Trey will do with Cartman now that hating Jews is popular among Gen Z. Will he get more antisemitic? Will there be an episode about Holocaust denial? Will Cartman say "chud"
>>154474066>>154474074Nice
>>154474051Happy birthday Eric. I bestow upon you… some Tegridy Weed.
>>154476432He’s good, thanks.
>>154476127They could possibly do an episode about Holocaust deniers but they’ll be portrayed as delusional morons because they wouldn’t want to get in trouble. Eric could possibly say “chud” in the future. They’ve done episodes about slang words before like “cred” and also I don’t think they’ll make Cartman more antisemitic because now that more people are, being an anti-semite to him isn’t kewl or special anymore.
>>154474051Why are we celebrating some narcissist's birthday?
>>154476775Bitch. The real question is why aren’t you making me any money?
>>154476503>but they’ll be portrayed as delusional morons because they wouldn’t want to get in troubleHolocaust deniers are delusional morons
>>154476503>Holocaust denial episodeThat would be 95% Kyle talking to camera about brown nazis are dumb. What jokes could you make.
>>154476919brown nazis are a joke in and of themselves
>>154474054To find the courage within him to stand up to the mouse.
>>154476025It probably would've been.>>154476127They already did an episode softballing the Israel-Palestine conflict. You really think they'll touch that?
>>154474051Happy birthday fatass
>>154477234>t. Kyle
>>154476025>>154477234Always remember than for the first three or four seasons, Kyle was the bully and Eric was the victim.
>>154474054He wishes to have a dadand one who has a brilliant mind like he does
>>154477502They’ll end up betraying each other and look for ways to screw each other overMine as well have Roger as a dad
>>154474054>What did he wish for?For South Park to be about South Park again
>>154476775>>154476796Friendly reminder this is what Butters fumbled
>>154477406>>154477361Also remember Wendy was funnier when she was crazy like everyone else instead of a female Kyle who's almost never wrong
>>154474140Kewl.
>>154474090>t. Cartman
>>154477538That was a missed opportunity
>>154474054To have his own podcast that shall be the most popular in the world.
>>154478119Bro, Clyde beat you. Move on.
>>154478119“Hot Takes” starring Eric Cartman
>>154478158“Welcome to Eric’s Hot Takes. I got some real hot takes for you! Okay? Kewl.”The segments:“You know what the problem with this country is? Poor people. They’re not poor because of ‘systemic’ whatever…they’re poor because they’re lazy and smell like shit. How about they just get jobs like normal people instead of sucking on the government tit. Welfare is just reparations for being a loser.”“I keep telling you guys the Jews control everything. Hollywood? Jews. Banks? Jews. The reason I can’t get unlimited credit cards? Jews. If we just make all the Jews give me their money, I’d put all their money to good use and solve so many issues on my own. Also many of you hate on Jews now. For me it’s not kewl because now I don’t feel special anymore doing it myself.”“Video games don’t cause violence, lack of violence causes violence. Kids these days are soft. Back when we played Cowboys and Indians we actually hit each other with sticks. Now they’re all depressed and on TikTok. Toughen these pussies up!”“Feminism was good for like five minutes until they started hating men. Now every girl thinks she’s a boss while posting on her OnlyFans. Newsflash: cooking and cleaning is the perfect jobs for women. My mom does it great… sometimes.”“The only good superhero movie is the one where I get to see the villain win. All these capeshit movies are so predictable and lame. They’re not funny either. And what happened to characters like Captain America? They’re not even White anymore. Also, Steve Rogers grew up in Brooklyn during the 40’s. He would have been kicking Mexican ass, not kissing it!”“Feel free to debate me. Call up the number, you know I speak the cold hard truth! If you disagree then screw you guys, I’m going home!”
>>154478158>>154478676>Brought to you by Cheesy Poofs
>>154476432>>154476453>Seasons 22-26 in a nutshell
>>154478984>Forgot pic
>>154478997>The Randy ShowRELAX GUY!! It’s the Trump Show now!
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>>154474051Happy Birthday Cartman!You’re my favorite character and an inspiration. I learned to stay away from hippies thanks to you!
>>154474051Happy birthday, EricEat as much cake as you want
>>154479255>I learned to stay away from hippies thanks to you!Who said South Park isn’t educational?
>>154479255That looks tasty!
>>154479427>Need more Heidi as a maid art to check out
>>154474051Happy birthday Eric!
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>>154479563Nice
>>154479563>>154479752>He’s playing with his kitty
>>154479797I know
>>154479684>Heidi after getting fed too much
>>154479844Nice
Heidi was only relevant for a few seasons before getting turned into a mute background character for nearly a decade, so in that regard, seeing tons of Heidi related art is bittersweet.
>>154480017>FrogposterWe plan on making Heidi bigger than Pepe!
>>154480093>We plan on making Heidi biggerI like this idea
>>154480155Yes
>>154479427kyle would literally never, ever, EVER do that
Where are the Redbros? You'd think last season would've satiated them?
Butters and Red attended Eric’s birthday party
Eric seemed happy to see his could-have-been stepbrother at the party
>Playing in the playground together
>>154480731Cute!>>154481014Hi, Butters~What do you want, bitch?!
>>154481014They’re probably gonna have a snowball fightand Butters will get Santa to help him
>>154481097Santa hates him after Sora Not Sorry, dude
>>154480753CLYDE!!!
A Birthday King needs his Birthday Queen
>>154481097Butters doesn’t care if he gets grounded, he’d love to beat Red in a snowball fight.
They make a good duo
>>154482677M’kay
>>154479255You learned well.
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>>154481769ew>>154482554I love the new Butters
>>154479467>>154479485>>154479519>>154479563>>154479684Cute
>>154479701>>154479844>>154480093>>154480155Very cute
>>154474051The girl on the left is an OC named Rose Dylander.
>>154482967>made by a DeviantArt user known as cartersvhscorner
>>154474054He wished for lots and lots of money.
>>154474054He wished for the South Park creators to pay attention to these threads and hear what the anons have to say.
>>154476402Tasty treats.
>>154474054>What did he wish for?For Ireland to become more White
>>154474054>What did he wish for?To relive the moment of seeing Heidi’s vagina for the first time over and over againhttps://co.llection.pics/post/view/118097?search=heidi_turnerhttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2930826&tags=heidi_turner
>>154483339https://coub.com/view/320y6j
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>>154482880Red, you need to do nasty stuff to Butters to make the show not suck anymore
>>154483143Never gonna happen
>>154483234Kino
>>154474066>>154474074Be careful for what you wish for, Eric.
>>154474066>>154474074>>154483882TIME FOR ERIC’S BIRTHDAY SURPRISE!
>>154483902What a nice birthday gift for him!
>>154483902It should've been Butters
>>154483902THERE IT IS!
>>154483902>>154484024
>>154483902>”Didn’t you say you want to visit Mars babe?”>”Sure, but I’m stuck in Uranus!”
>She gives (you) this lookWhat do?
>>154485813ignore her because i would already have a crush on kyle and even if i didn't, bebe's personality is shallow and annoying.
>>154485813Kiss
>>154486458Goku would fold him
>>154487579The Goth Kids need to return
>>154487584They should but Trey and Matt are a couple of conformists
Red is so cute as a supervillain
>>154487108goku isn't even continent tier
>>154487579>>154487584>>154487712“All this coverage on the orange man is like… so fucking lame.”
>>154488323Neat
>They barge into the White HouseWhat do they see?
>>154488364They see a recorded video of Trump doing unspeakable things to Towelie
>>154487792Watch them make the goth kids MAGA to spite people asking for them.>>154488364>>154488387The entirety of the White House having an orgy.Towelie and Satan aren't present
>>154488364They saw Trump and Vance going anal
>>154488364They saw Pam Bondi with shit on her nose
>>154488364Stephen Miller being creepy
>>154488364Trump with diarrhea after eating too much fast food.
>>154488364They find a map to Epstein Island
>>154488845Fatbeard mustn’t goI’d rather he just play pirate with the girls
>>154477406Kyle also would rip nearly as much ass as Eric.
>>154488323What about Kelly?
>>154489493She’s been forgotten about.
Since there’s not as much fan-made South Park games as there should be, some use games like the Sims or Tomodachi Life to create the characters.
>>154488940Sucks they got rid of that.They got rid of their whimsy
>>154489611That’s neat
I lowkey think it'd be funny if Wendy sat on a whoopee cushion
>>154489902Yes
>>154489911>Wendy gives a big speech to the girls>She sits>PPRRVVVTTTTTT!>grumbles* Alright, who did that?!
Remember them?
>>154490516I do
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>>154489611You can also make Miis of them and use them to play Wii Sports with.
>>154478997Can we admit Tegridy had its moments? I really liked the Christmas Snow episode
>>154490856Same
>>154488364Come they didn't do this? Would have been fun to see Trump and Cartman interact
>>154474051I've just realised that South Park has been like the only cartoon that has parodied or referenced Ben 10 outside of the internet and a few Children's magazines in other countries with Cartman's present (seen here) in the Tween Wave episode.
>>154490602YAY!
>>154490850Sounds fun. I used to play Wii Sports baseball with the strangest characters imaginable.
>>154490856Trey, you aren't fooling anyone.>>154490867Cartman would hate him
Let'd talk about Bebe more
>>154491989I want this version of them back
>>154478997>>154479137>>154490856>>154491989Trey if you are reading this then you need to address the whole thing with Heidi and her story sooner or laterYou’ve put if off long enoughLook at all the fanart fans have made of her To many like me, that’s more important than the current events going on in the White House and jokes about Trump’s penis
>>154492678They're too far gone. Look at how many awards they've been showered with after last season.
>>154490867Cartman: “You know Donald, I can’t stand people who think the world revolve around them. Also you’re a shill for Netanyahu.”
>>154492846Tell me about it
>>154493218South Park had a limp-dicked view on Netanyahu, no way they'll go that far
>>154492678>Look at all the fanart fans have made of herThere’s tons of them
>>154474054He wished people would stop caring about the show and just let Matt and Trey live their lives as restaurant owners.
>>154494106She was so cute eating that French fry with sweet and sour sauce.
>>154474054He wished to become the new owner of Casa Bonita so he can eat as much food there as he wants.
>>154490612>>154490625>>154490647they look disturbing
>>154493993They've never been so washed before
So we agree the main 4 are a polycule, right?
>>154494009>>154494031>>154494062>>154494092>>154494106Nice
>>154495023polycules are gross
>>154495526Beautiful
I played the Phone Destroyer game the other day.
I can see why Phone Destroyer had a mixed reception.I do like the art style associated with it though.
>>154493218Cartman would probably like Netanyahu to a certain degree, he would just be upset it's J-O-O doing the brown genocide>>154493996Part of me thinks Trey believed that if he gave Netanyahu a silly parody, Bibi and his base could easily twist into a meme to push their beliefs. He saw that with Kristi Noem and how she tried to own her parody by making it her Xitter pfp. I mean Netanyahu didn't even get to speak in his apperance.
>>154492678You know that I am just a random anon right? Also, didn't Heidis story just end in season 21? Why bring her back?
>>154495712The devs adding in the sci-fi tower then refusing to nerf it before giving up on development was dick move.
>>154495775If it were up to me I’d add more character interactions
>>154496222The game potentially could have been better than it actually was
>>154496268>The game potentially could have been better than it actually wasThat’s the case for most South Park games that have been published in a nutshell.
>>154495531Shut up, Kylefag
>>154495745Or they went soft. Either one works
>>154496402I mean, I don't I think I have seen many other shows even name him, so they have a pass in my books
>>154496516I'll apologize, then.>>154497085>No Bebe, Red, Nichole, etc.>Two literal whos instead
The Stick of Truth is my favorite South Park game.
>>154497742I also like the Fractured but Whole
>>154497742Same
>>154496368how did you know it was me
>>154497742>>154498571They’re both fun games.
>>154498587I'm psychic
>>154495023If they did, Cartman would fatten the rest to get them in on his bad habits.
>>154474051Why trannies love this show if it has all the stereotypes and jokes they hate?
>>154488406That’s not funny, that’s… that’s just gross
>>154488406>>154500330MY EYES!
>>154500330Tell that to Trey
>>154500388>Trey
>>154499586Kyle would resist it.
>>154500374It burns
>>154500330Didn’t South Park start declining around the same time Matt and Trey started beefing with Seth MacFarlene?
>>154500932>Kyle becomes the Matt to Stan's fat, alcoholic Trey>oh wait that's Post Covid
>>154501389Anyone think Post Covid Stan is kinda cute?
>>154501413Hell no
>>15450183550 year old men can be cute, anon
>>154501278Their feud with Seth started around the time season 10 first aired. Season 10 overall was watchable like many of the previous seasons, but it also had a few duds like A Million Little Fibers. Pretty much every season since then has had at least a few duds.Many also saw Matt and Trey as being self-absorbed during their whole feud with Seth. Then when 2016 came, their personal views towards certain people like Trump affected the show’s direction; the writing became consumed by their fixation on the orange man.
>>154500330>>154501278>>154501890I want to bring up how Stewie has gotten more character development compared to Cartman.
>>154501987Trey and Matt have always relied on Cartman to be a stagnant, agent of chaos.
>>154502016The stagnation has gotten so redundant over the years.
>>154502088
Cartman meets Cartman
>>154502225“Sup me!”
>>154501890It's so hypocritical they hate Hollywood actors. Their fanbase has deluded themselves into thinking they're above these people
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>>154501890>Season 10 overall was watchable like many of the previous seasons, but it also had a few duds like A Million Little FibersA Million Little Fibers was such a shitty episode!
>>154500330>>154501278>>154501890>>154501987>>154502016>Their feud with Seth lasted for many yearsTo think Seth MacFarlene kept them seething for so long
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>>154502533>>154502558>Inb4 Seth’s show’s golden years are way behind itAt least it’s not like Nu-South Park where every episode has to be about Trump now. Seth had his crew make the Trump Guy episode back in 2019 and then decided to move on.
>>154502498The Pip episode is better.
>>154502498>Many fans prefer the abstract ideas South Park represents more than its actual content and viewing experienceI reiterated what has been said in a South Park thread before
>>154502741https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/154153322/#154228677
>>154502763https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/154153322/https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/154015483/https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153934771/https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153881885/https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/153819461/
>>154502225Neat idea
>>154474051>Played the South Park Rally game that was published by AcclaimHow about we get a South Park racing game that’s actually good this time?
>>154502904Or a South Park platform game would be interesting
>>154502915Ironic since Mario and Luigi are plumbers who fix toilets; Randy is someone who destroys them
>>154502915“Hey Bowser, I didn’t hear no bell.”
>>154502558I don't agree with lots of stuff in this image, but Family Guy won in the end
They need to make Wendy crazy again.
>>154502741It’s also worth noting that many purity culturists over time entered the South Park fanbase. Platforms like TikTok reward hyper-fixation on moral outrage, turning casual viewing into intense tribalism.Younger fans who grew up in a more cautious, socially conscious online environment are applying those cultural rules to a 90s-born satire show like South Park.Some segments of the fandom struggle to separate a character's fictional actions from the real-world morals of the person writing or enjoying them.There is a growing trend of stripping away the dark, offensive elements of a piece of media to make it "safe" and comfortable, which completely neuters what South Park has been in the past.
>>154474051Maybe We get a new Red or Wendy Episode in Season 29. >:D
>>154503288Hopefully Wendy acts like a kid her age again
>>154503212There's one that's in her 30s that's been watching the show since she was a minor, and yeah that tracks.
>>154474054The same thing he always wishes for: Authoritah!
>>154503551What’s her name or username?
>>154502997“I have to fight him, Sharon. I have to free the Mushroom Kingdom and try out whatever amazing shrooms they may have!”
>>154502533>4chanmily GuyTo me the thing is that it’s not even Seth MacFarlene’s best cartoon show
>>154504055LOLHe’s do it too. All just to try their shrooms.
>>154504174He could take their shrooms and profit off them too.
>>154504174>He’s do it too*He’d do it too
>South Park’s fanbase is full of troons, leftists, moralists, and “shipping war” fagsI should care but wait a minute… I’m not the target audience
>>154504573It's like they don't watch the show.
>>154502915“So long gay Bowser.”
>>154503966Butters-Flower-Mom
>>154504573It's astounding how many of them are on this very thread
>>154501413>balding>oldfuck no, he's the very definition of ugly>>154501859no they can't. no man over 30 is cute, and 99% of men under 30 are ugly in the first place
>>154505592Kylefag, don't kinkshame
>>154504582I know
>>154506555I also know.
>>154495766How the arc ended in season 21 was unsatisfying to many like me. Like, her story started back in season 20 all because Gerald decided to be an internet troll online. He also be caused a gender war and ended up getting away with it. Most people never got to find out he’s the troll.Also, Heidi never got to find out that it was basically Butters who turned Eric against her when they were dating. The writers as it relates to the show’s canon just want us to move on and forget about it all, but many still bring it up a lot to this day.It would also be nice to see Eric show to Heidi that he’s turned into a more decent person in recent times. It would be nice to see her again even if it’s only for a few episodes.>Inb4 anyone says that Eric and the word decent don’t even belong in the same sentence togetherWe’ve seen Eric get turned into this character who’s been more thoughtful on occasions. He spared a pangolin and also reasoned with Kathleen Kennedy.
>>154506732As much as I agree Cartman's improved, Heidi should stay away from him at all times.As for Butters, he needs karma for speeding up Heiman's decline. I believe it would've gone toxic when Kyle uses Trolltrace on him
>>154506732Even if Eric’s less ruthless now, he needs the Cesar Millan treatment for him to ever truly transform into a decent personThe creators will always have him be a d-bag at least on some level because he’s the designated wrongthink characterEven though some are tired of the same old status quo of Cartman being.. well… Cartman, there are those who want him to stay that way for entertainment purposes. They’ll find the show boring if Cartman completely changes for the better as a person. The middle seasons helped make him iconic as this stagnant agent of chaos; in that regard it’s not easy to completely change his character and keep him staying as a decent person for the rest of the series.
>>154506732>>154506930Well, since South Park has had several things retconned before like the climate change thing nobody was “cereal” about; they can choose to retcon or erase other things about the show as long as it’s not season 1-3.They can choose to retcon other things like the toxic drama crap in season 21. Most people didn’t like that season anyway. Myself included.>>154507471>The middle seasons helped make him iconic as this stagnant agent of chaos.A big part of me wishes they never did this to Eric in the first place. I miss how he was in seasons 1-3 so badly like you wouldn’t believe.
>>154503212Certain characters like Cartman are seen as problematic by some people.Some want to see him offed. I’ve seen posts like that.
>>154507704I don't think retconning that season would sit well with people. Maybe making some AU where Hillary won in the canon show? We know the multiverse exists in canon
>>154507912>Some want to see him offedYeah, some fantasize about that happening to Cartman. An example is that he gets mauled by Manbearpig.https://www.deviantart.com/idkman9292/art/man-bear-pig-on-background-974006567https://www.deviantart.com/idkman9292/art/Eric-cartman-killed-by-manbearpig-but-Map-Ver-975843740
>>154507704>>154507912>>154508121>Eternally doomed to the status quo of him vs everybody else>Was bullied and abused a lot>Still hated like poison anyway>Was ruined by his own mom>Was never given proper rehab>Doesn’t like being alone>Tried to change>Couldn’t really do it>Can try to atone for his sins one day>Still won’t be good enough for a lot of people
>>154508227>He also deep down knows he’s a piece of shit and through self-admission had Clyde frog say it to him
>>154507471Cartmans less ruthless because well? What else is there for him to do? Side of effect of a show running for 3 decades is ideas become worn. Also, I like Nu-Cartman. He's still evil at his core.
>>154506732>We’ve seen Eric get turned into this character who’s been more thoughtful on occasions. He spared a pangolin and also reasoned with Kathleen Kennedy.It's because he cares more about movies then people
>>154508227>>154508271>>154508227>>154508271He also his half-brother’s own parents fed to him, gave one of his friends AIDS, and teamed up with Cthulhu for revenge because he was butthurt about getting kicked out of Coon and Friends.
>>154508369>He also his*He also had his
>>154508295Sure, but he's more pathetic now.
>>154508227>>154508271>Flips Eric the birdSorry Cartmanfag, you will never make me feel sorry for him
>>154508121>>154508369>>154508390>t. Scott Tenorman
>>154508511LOL
>>154506732>Heidi never got to find out that it was basically Butters who turned Eric against her when they were datingYeah… let’s just say Butters was going through a phase that season
>>154508668He looks so mad
>>154508668>>154508691Kyle fits this pic better. Let's not forget Kyle was the first to want asshole Cartman back just to deal with Butters. That he also threatened to ruin Cartman's life when Trolltrace went online. That he cried over Cartman during the mass breakup, implying Cartman is an ex to him. Kyle was mega jelly that season
>>154507704>I miss how he was in seasons 1-3Me too
>>154508443>He’s already been through so muchDon’t forget to thank him for helping to keep the show going on for this long
>>154509013>Doesn’t deserve to rot on the street>Never forget that the town covered up the truth about his biological father all to protect the name of a football team
>>154508668Cute
>South Park in the Trump timeline
>>154509088
>South Park if it was about South Park
>South Park if Hillary won that election
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>>154509148Kino
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>>154509292>Coon and Friends - Alternate Timeline
>Post-covid ending - Alternate Timeline
>>154509305If only
>Alternate future
>>154509439>Alternate future
>>154509477Owning Casa Bonita is such a fitting future for him
>>154474051Happy belated birthday Eric>>154509013Thank you Eric
>>154509511>Become the new Casa Bonita owner one day>Start your own time traveling company>Terraform Mars
>>154509722Don’t forget to crush the bipartisan elite while you’re at it.
>Needs an actual parent who can discipline him>Needs help straightening out his own life
>>154509888He needs lots of help
>The South Park games published over the yearsSouth Park (1998) - Acclaim EntertainmentSouth Park: Chef’s Luv Shack (1999) - Acclaim EntertainmentSouth Park Rally (2000) - Acclaim EntertainmentSouth Park 10: The Game (2007) - RealNetworksSouth Park Mega Millionaire (2009) - Comedy Central MobileSouth Park: Let’s Go Tower Defense Play! (2009) - Microsoft Game StudiosSouth Park: Tenorman’s Revenge (2012) - Microsoft Game StudiosSouth Park: The Stick of Truth (2014) - UbisoftZen Pinball 2: South Park (2014) - Zen StudiosSouth Park: The Fractured but Whole (2017) - UbisoftSouth Park: Phone Destroyer (2017) - UbisoftSouth Park: Snow Day! (2024) - THQ Nordic
>>154510161>Fan-made South Park gamesEarly fan games:Cartman’s Authoritah (by Megaderek)https://www.myabandonware.com/game/south-park-cartman-s-authoritah-x9shttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PU6IytRoeC8Planet of the Cartmans (by Junkman)https://www.create-games.com/download.asp?id=1440https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CVwJK_t79Po&ra=mCartman Force Arena (by Junkman)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KgsotfpcgGU&ra=mOther Junkman games are Cartman Force, Save South Park, and Kenny Puzzlerhttps://www.themaxproject.com/junkman/South Park and the Magic Master (the game isn’t available anymore and its original hosting site, HappyPuppy, went offline long ago)Nomad’s South Park (Klik & Play era)https://archive.org/details/southp_knp?More modern fan games:South Park: The Divide (Unity)https://discussions.unity.com/t/south-park-the-divide-a-fan-made-game/543809South Park: Gone South - Chapter 1: Darkness Riseshttps://shoodigity.itch.io/fatassTegridy Arms (by Sodosopa Games)https://sodosopa-games.itch.io/tegridy-arms-demohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_8ZqIrqgWU&ra=mChinpokomon Gamehttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-w3UvOJheWc&pp=ygUfc291dGggcGFyayBjaGlucG9rb21vbiBnYW1lcGxheQ%3D%3D&ra=mKenny Plush vs Butters Plushhttps://electroterrin.itch.io/kenny-plush-vs-butters-plushSouth Park: Click Fightershttps://gamejolt.com/games/SPCF/508010
>>154510161Mike Matei’s review of N64 South Park games:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nnj521p92k4&ra=m
>>154510250Neat! I pretty much felt the same way about those games.
>>154510161Ubisoft was the best era for South Park games.
>>154510347It’s not saying much, but yeah it’s true.
>>154510229>South Park and the Magic Master is nowhere to be found
Would Stan let Wendy sit on his face?
>>154510229>>154510378https://south-park-gaming.s3.eu-west-2.amazonaws.com/spg/games/spmagicmaster.html
>>154510575Awesome. Thanks!
>>154510229We need someone to make a South Park racing game.
>>154512808We already have South Park Rally
>>154512808What about a dating sim game? I remember there was this dating sim flash game called SimGirls that was based on the DNA2 anime.
>>154512846How about a dating simulator starring Cartman? You have different options too. Playing as a skinny Eric would be like playing the game on easy mode and playing as the fat one would be playing it on hard mode.
>>154512808>>154512842Someone should mod South Park Rally and improve itThe game has issues as it relates to loose, slippery vehicle physics. It also has track design issues and cheap AI.Someone should improve the gameplay and also add more characters, vehicles, and tracks while they’re at it
>>154513113Happy 4th!
>>154513058>>154513100>>154513064>Wendy relevanceKino
>>154513113>Skinny EricNeat
>>154509349The better timeline
>>154513414He’s ready for a White boy summer.
Happy 4th
Happy 4th of July!America turns 250 years old today!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MhQ5678cJU8&list=RDMhQ5678cJU8&start_radio=1&pp=ygURYW1lcmljYSBmdWtrIHllYWigBwE%3D&ra=m
>>154515108AMERICAFUCK YEAH
If the next season isn't a season-long Epstein special it means Matt and Trey are fucking cowards.
>>154515586That's too hard. What about Trump's small peepee?
Canada, USA, and Mexico are all currently in the World Cup.
>>154515766>He can’t wait to see Canada get eliminated
>>154515786If that happens today, it will go from “CUM” to “UM”
>>154515852>Canada eliminated“CUM” is no more, now it’s just “UM”
>>154515852I can't believe that's an acronym
>>154516392Hopefully Mexico gets eliminated tooI have no kinship with Mexicans whatsoever; I only tolerate them when they’re making me food or I visit places like Casa Bonita
>>154516736>t. Cartman
>>154516753USA’s roster itself isn’t exactly homogenous, Eric.
>>154516805Eric would totally root for Argentina since their roster is more homogeneous.
>>154516872He’d also see through people like Nick Fuentes
I haven't watched this show in over a decade. But it's cool how two Midwestern kids with cut-out paper shapes somehow made their tiny little vision into a billion dollar idea. Good on them, even if I don't agree with them on most topics.
I feel like South Park has been too kind to the worst most dangerous dictator alive in the world today on a global scale Vladimir Putin . He only has like five appearances.
>>154517460“Ay! Why ah peepo taking this short Mexican seriously? He shud be per-foahr-meeng in a circus, not doing puh-LID-ih-cull lahv-stree-meeng!”
>>154517634Based Eric.
>>154517506They went full TDS, though.
>>154516392>Canada got eliminated from the World Cup during the US’ birthday
>>154515766>>154515786>>154516392>>154516805Sporting events like the World Cup are a psyop
>>154518302It goes back to the ancient Roman “bread and circuses” metonymic phrase which refers to superficial appeasement.
What?
>>154517506It goes to show you can create something big if you really put your mind to it.
>>154519263The problem is that when something is created, you don’t want weirdos invading the fandom. You have to GATEKEEP the IP away from them.
>>154519501Based
>>154519628Or just ruin it with your obsession with owning Trump
>>154517522There'd a good reason your shit got deleted
>>154519501To protect your fictional IP from unwanted elements like that, you must set clear creative boundaries, control how and where your lore is published, and be ruthlessly proactive with moderation.As the creator, you cannot control every individual, but you can heavily influence how people interact with your world.
>>154519698Trey and Matt are tired of this show and other things in their life are more of a priority now. They’ve expressed their South Park fatigue through episodes like “You’re Getting Older”
>>154522805Which is why the show should have ended a while ago.
>>154523331But it didn’t because the higher ups have other plans.
>>154524044>The Paramount higher ups
>>154524093“We love the Trump dick jokes! Please make more!”
i wish i could go back in time 20 years and experience new episodes that were actually good and actually had kyle being cute
>>154523331This
>>154520581Why?
>>154525519Because it sucked
>>154524093“We own your show, Trey!”
>>154522805>>154523331
>>154523331It should have ended after season 20
>>154522805The “You’re Getting Older” and “Ass Burgers” episodes for me was the dividing line between a show the creators used to enjoy working on and now a show that they work on out of obligation.
>>154526984The meta-joke of “South Park sucks now” had at least some level of self-awareness
>>154527482No it didn't. They didn't even bring up a counter argument for it, they just pivoted to something else
>>154474051poo in a box, wrap it up all pretty, put a bow on it, then give it to cartmen at his birthday party.
>>154527615His birthday's over, too late for that
>Bumps your thread
>>154528178Thanks Heidi
>>154528244Cute
>>154508369>He also had his half-brother’s own parents fed to himI can’t tell you how many times I heard that brought up on social media
>>154528337>>154528349Her clothes are so beeg
>>154528552Nice
>>154503212> Platforms like TikTok reward hyper-fixation on moral outrage, turning casual viewing into intense tribalism.No kidding. Some of the snowflakes there go on and on about Cartman’s criminal record.>>154528726This show wasn’t made for them, like seriously.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ugebzq3juE&ra=m
>>154528726>>154530472The chili incident was one of the best moments on South Park. Good on Cartman for standing up for himself.
>>154530700Indeed
>>154530472>>154530700I know South Park is a stupid show with talking poo in it and I shouldn’t take it seriously but look at Cartman you guys, look at all the awful things he does! He’s too problematic!Oh, other kids in South Park act up too you say? Well I don’t watch the show actually but I know Cartman’s problematic because I watched these video essays on YouTube about him!
>>154532279Oh, don't worry. They'll cry about Butters being a heckin' incel and not a doormat
>>154519263>>154519501>Exit the normiesphere for good>Be an opportunist>Expand the empire of your own fandom
>>154530472They can’t handle the real world so they use shows like South Park as escapism. They can’t handle reality.
>>154534117what's actually wrong with that? i also use south park as escapism because real life is fucking garbage
>>154534605Nothing wrong with that at all. It’s just that some of them have melties over characters like Cartman because they don’t like characters like him existing in “their world”
>>154534117>They can’t handle realityThey have to deal with Reality like everyone else whether they like it or not
>>154534926i just like to imagine that i punch him in the face after he insults kyle
>>154534942“Crap. Reality’s here at the party!”
>>154534942“What a lovely charity event. I suppose you're all feeling pretty good about yourselves. What have you done? You've raised $300 by spending half a million on filet mignon and crystal glasses.”
>>154534926Or Butters
>>154536796“Look at you, Vin Dipshit! You say fat-shaming is wrong, so in response you show off your abs. You're the one fat-shaming, you idiot! What's the matter with you people?”
>>154538042“You're sad that people are mean? Well I'm sorry. The world isn't one big liberal arts college campus. We eat too much. We take our spoiled lives for granted. Feel a little bad about it sometimes. Now, you want to put all your shit up on the internet and have every person say "hooray" for you. Fuck you! You're all pricks!”
>>154538060And the little boy who sucked all your shit is about to die from it.
>>154538422“What have we done?”“I guess I asked too much of one kid.”
>>154503212>>154530472>Checked out TikTok
>>154538956God, I never understood why people wanted PC Principal to adopt Butters. He indirectly drove him to suicide
>>154539061Yeah it’s lame, I know
>>154503212>>154530472>>154533369>>154539061They are garbage people.Leftism is defined by the trash of humanity unitng together to rage against a god that made them so broken, and the people he chose to bless instead.
>>154540713the rich should all be brutally killed and dumped in shallow graves
Smash
>>154541838Nice
>>154542353I know, right?
>>154532279Many of those are nu-gen fans, anon.
>>154543924We know.
>>154534942He needs another appearance
>>154545107Matt and Trey won't let it
>>154516736>>154516753>Mexico eliminated last nightCartman got what he wanted
>>154546020Now it’s just “U” for USA
>>154546065>USA eliminatedNow it’s nothing
>>154546928HAHA
>>154546928LOL
>>154546928It’s over
>>154549104Lel
Who does Butters hate more: Kyle or Stan?
>>154550050Wouldn’t it be Kahl.
>>154550642“Fuck him up Eric!”
I've got some ideas to improve South Park. Randy needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Whenever Randy's not on screen, all the other characters should be asking "where's Randy?"
>>154550834They’re more likely to do that with the orange man now. Whenever Trump’s not on screen, the others will go “Where’s Trump?”
>>154550642>>154550799He cheered for Wendy to fuck up Eric, though. Butters just cheers for fights in general.He has more reason to hate Stan than he does Kyle
>>154550834Randy uses his farts to time travel and mess things up for others.
>>154551677So he's the New Kid now?
>>154550834>>154551677No more Randy please.
>>154553270This
>>154552542Only Cartman can stop him in the fabled Cartman Time Travel game. That will be his redemption arc.
>>154550050why would he hate either
>>154554302Just shoot the fucker. It's not like it's hard to get a gun in South Park
>>154554789You forgot about Season 6, Good Times With Weapons or Scrotie McBoogerballs?
>>154474051You will get Ants in pants for the 28th/3rd year in a row and like it, you fat, racist, gay, small penis, murderer.
>>154555188Only two of those things are actually bad
Bunny is an overrated ship
>>154556287Bunny shippers bout to come for your head
>>154474066Not that type of wish!
>>154557952I disagree. That type of wish is awesome!
Bebe horny
>>154474195Nice!
Wait a minute... something's missing!
>>154475113Wholesome
>>154474051Shame On Me:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4911725/1/Shame-On-MeSouth Park: Cartman’s Dilemma:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12466178/1/South-Park-Cartman-s-DilemmaPicking up the pieces And setting things right (Heiman Shipping):https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12654474/1/Picking-up-the-pieces-And-setting-things-right-Heiman-ShippingNothing:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14228460/1/NothingThe McDonalds Ban:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14340537/1/The-McDonalds-BanSheila Broflovski Tries to Get Tiny Toons Adventures Banned:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14391909/1/Sheila-Broflovski-Tries-to-Get-Tiny-Toon-Adventures-BannedOlder Sister:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13845539/1/Older-SisterSouth Park Post Covid The Return of Covid Seuquel Stan and Wendy’s Love:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14179322/1/South-Park-Post-Covid-The-Return-of-Covid-Sequel-Stan-and-Wendy-s-LoveDovahkiin: The Stixk of Truth:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/14556308/1/Dovahkiin-The-Stick-of-TruthThere’s also the AO3 fanfic called “An Alternate Conclusion to Serialization” and the author can be found here:https://www.tumblr.com/blackbirdtrills
BUMP
>>154474066>>154483902>>154560444Lucky bastard
>>154483902Lucky
>>154560454>>154560464>Eric after the bonding with Heidi experience
>>154507955Those people are casual viewers who tend to just accept the slop they’re fed. Season 21 will never sit well with me and in my opinion should be retconned. I mean, many relationships in South Park in general can be toxic, but Heiman in season 21 was next-level and dragged out all because of the Trump allegory. The whole thing and the way it was written to me all felt contrived.
>>154555188>”Hey guys, I know Cartman’s not real, but look at the awful things he’s done like unleashing Cthulhu onto his enemies. That doesn’t happen in real life, but he’s too problematic of a character. I know because the Breadtubers said so.”
>>154555188You have to go back
>>154555188>Moralfag detectedEwDo your thing Eric, bring out Cthulhu hereWe got another one to banish to the dark oblivion to
>>154560527LOL
>>154474051Happy belated birthday Eric!
>>154560555Cartanons stay winning!
>>154560604
Eric doesn’t need Tregridy Weed, he’s got his own.
>>154560681Neat
>>154474051Happy belated birthday to Eric Theodore Cartman!
New thread here:https://boards.4chan.org/co/thread/154560737/
Kewl
Nice
Kino thread
Hope you enjoyed your birthday surprise, Eric!
See ya
