>Called Maid Marian>Never see her clean a single thing>Spends all day just lounging about playing games>Never even wears a maid uniformWas this plot hole ever explained or did Disney just completely fuck up?
>Maid was a customary title in the Scottish Highlands for the heiress to a chiefship or chieftainship
>>154475438Ok, but she lived in England and is clearly English.
>>154475465"Maid" is short for "maiden" which means "young woman" implying she's unmarried.She's a princess.The "maid" in the sense of a house staff that cleans means the same thing. When they say "I need a maid" it means "I need a girl. " Garson means "boy" it has the same meaning and usage. You're referring to a servant as you boy or your girl.
>>154475465England is just Scotland but somehow even worse
>>154475522>She's a princess.She's literally not a princess.
Wait, Maid Marian? isn't Lady Marian?
>>154475533>somehowWell it's filled with englishman, so there's that.
>>154475548No, she's always referred to as Maid Marian.
>mental illness thread
>>154476054Serious question, do you use a bot to do this or do you literally patrol this board all day every day to make this same post in every thread where a furry picture shows up?
>>154476054based rapunzel anon
>>154476556Vixens are eternal.
>>154475609Ah I found it, it seems in some countries is Ladyhttps://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Marian
>>154477069Well I only care about the proper English version.
>>154475260In the books she was a lady of the castle but would moonlight at the local tavern and Friar Tuck flirts with her, he tests her to see what kind of woman she is. He makes a suggestive comment while resting by the fire in the side room and Maid Marian basically tells him "Sex is a sin, and so is mastubation. But god never said anything about hand jobs" in a manner of speaking.Turns out she is a cum slut and goes down on Friar Tuck, let's him bust in her mouth and when Friar Tuck asks her if she has committed adultery, she says "No, im a virgin!"And upon hearing this, the holy man realizes he has found a virtuous slut, one saving herself for marriage but unwilling to bed anyone until courted.He basically rushes out of there once the rain clears up or whatever and goes straight to Robin Hood to give his bro "the good word."
>>154475522She is not a princess she is a handmaiden or maiden of the court. She's a skullary maid with a knack for skulduggery.
>>154476054brown post
>>154477292>Here is an huckle duckle,>An inch above the buckle.>She is a trul of trust,>To serue a frier at his lust,>A prycker, a prauncer, a terer of shetes,>A wagger of ballockes when other men slepes.>Go home, ye knaues, and lay crabbes in the fyre,>For my lady & I will daunce in the myre,>For veri pure joye.
>>154477292You take back this slander you bastard.
>>154475260I applaud that one guy who still makes good hmofa ship art of Marian and himself
>>154477565The guy that keeps bitching that it doesn't get likes?
>>154477583Fuck if I know, I just see the art posted here and just assumed he's some 4chan hmofa dork
>>154477292>He makes a suggestive comment while resting by the fire in the side room and Maid Marian basically tells him "Sex is a sin, and so is mastubation. But god never said anything about hand jobs" in a manner of speakingNow that's a good woman with her dogma on straight. Merrie England was just 4chan, wasn't itte, they even used "Anon" in casual address. How do we get it back?
>>154477583I don't really follow what the guy saysJust know he really likes Marian
>>154477612Nah he's a xitter dork that deletes art that doesn't get enough engagement. Doubt he knows about this place.
She's just so perfect. I can barely even think lewd thoughts about her, she's just so pure.
I have grown to the age where I now want to feed and stuff the funny feelings furry into a little pudgy tribble. Foxes like eggs and would totally eat them all too. Humans are fucking disgusting when fat, but holy shit I'd worship a big fat fox gf. It's strange, I don't know if this is normal or not but I've heard men like doing this to women once they've anchored them down. Like it's not a "fat chick" thing but idk...a defense for keeping other men uninterested the same way women dress their husbands like dorks to keep other women uninterested? Or is it just that every animal when fat is more endearing to enjoy? Like a fat cat or a fat dog, you can't help but love them and want to give belly rubs. In any case I just want to be smothered by a FAT fucking fox gf.
>>154477962...Get out.
i wish this was a real thing
>>154477978Unfathomable truths are just the best, especially considering the topic. Sorry you're mad.
>>154478098I'm not mad, I'm disgusted.
giwtwm
>>154478127We're all talking about confused feelings regarding a fictional furry character, in case you were unaware. What are you disgusted at specifically?
>>154478177My feelings are not confused. I like thin attractive furry girls and am disgusted by ugly fat obese people. This is not complicated.
>>154478654>My feelings are not confused>I like thin attractive furry girls
>>154478174sorry, but he's made for robin
>>154478776As if his thievery wasn't enough, the criminal Robin Hood has taken up diddling children?! Does his depravity know no bounds?! That's it, I'm instituting a nonce tax until he's arrested!
I'm surprised no one posted you know who
>>154478918Marian? We've posted lots of her.
>>154478974Maybe he meant the cuck on the left?
>>154479002I honestly didn't even notice him in the picture from the thumbnail. My attention was elsewhere.
>>154479039Musashi Miyamoto said to be aware of your peripheral vision and so am I. This time it's a cuck in a drawing, next time it could be another nerd with a weebstick.
>>154476054My favorite
>>154475260I wanna tickle her paws
