Why are mean bratty girls always the best? What do you think makes that archetype always hit so hard?
>>154479001the fact that i can only imagine attention through scorn
>>154479001This again?
>>154479001Not having to deal with them in real life. Not being the target of their derision. Not witnessing them tailoring their antics to make you, specifically, annoyed.You like spectating. Not experiencing.
>>154479001>boobs touchingDo women actually square up like this, like, ever?
>>154479001I could never get into Pauline, but give me Bonnie and Heather any day.
>>154479097OP BTFO
>>154479125only when trying to impress me
>>154479001 They either get karma for being bitchy and/or mellow out. Bonnie would go out of her way to antaognize Kim (and sometimes Ron) for no good reason. She had one episode where it showed that at least part of it is because her older sisters bully her, but it's never touched on again.
>>154479001Paulina wasnt bratty. She just didnt notice Danny and correctly thought Sam was a bitch
Cause they're simply born superior to all the other less girls.
>>154479001Their self confidence and non-shyness. More direct.They are Self-aware about their sexiness, not ignorant about it.
>>154479125Some girls will act weirdly affectionate with each other even when they’re squaring off or are being adversarial, like holding hands, cupping their chin, caressing their hair etc…
I simply want a girl who'd bully the shit out of me.
>>154479125Nah think about it. Theyd have to lift their boobs up then lean together to get that height
>>154479524Yeah like it's part of the fantasy that they'll tell you what they want and not be lying about it. That's what all femdom fantasies come down to.
>>154479001You lack certainty and aggression so you're attracted to people that aren't lacking these things, or else your model for close relationships is so busted from abuse that you can't accept kindness as genuine
The ideal scenario is getting chosen as a mean girl's designated lackey and being forced to do all of her homework, carry all of her bags when she and her friends go shopping, and pay whenever you go out to eat. But also your dick is the right size so she let's you fuck her when she's in the mood.Also, she should be an absolute misandrist, so the chances of her ever cheating on you are zero.
Dipper should have ended up with Paz same with Timmy and Trixie. It's just the best ending.
>>154479058Yes :^)
The term is alpha bitch and it peaked with Mandy from Totally Spies.
>>154479001>What do you think makes that archetype always hit so hard?There seems to be two schools of thought here. One is the obvious, wanting to be dominated by an assertive woman. I have a different take. I remember watching Victorious and seeing Jade be a bitch to everyone every episode before her boyfriend has to tell her to heel like a dog to get her to calm the fuck down. I thought that was hot as fuck. To catch alpha bitches is my real test. To tame them is my cause.
>>154481312I'm aware of the term I just didn't really think Paulina was enough of a bitch to fall under the trope. Brat? Sure. Bitch? No, she's to nice for that.
>>154481373Queen bee you mean?Popular girls who have orbiters and influence via popularity and looks
>>154479001>Bonnie will never scoff and ask you if it's in yet
>>154479997Not OP, but I feel personally attacked.
Girls are best when they're mean.
>>154482545Can you guys explain this elephantiasis trend I've been seeing lately? I see more and more artists drawing girls calves in a flared jeans shape
>>154482730It's in their poise and gaze...
>>154479125it's not unheard of
>>154479001As an older adult you no longer feel imposed upon by a socially adept teenaged girl, and are thus free to superimpose your own image of her emotional state and developmental ability without threat of long-lasting consequence.
>>154479001My father always told me, "Son, bitchy women are great because nothing you do to them ever makes you feel bad."
>>154479001because they feel realgood girls are sanitized and unrealistic, and deep down you know they aren't like thatthis is why the Konosuba girls are popular: they're fucked up like real women are, but in ways you can ultimately live with, which is the most you can actually get, so you want it
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>>154484063>citation needed
>>154484152Rape.
>>154479001The mean girls archetype only work if they're blonde
>>154484414Black works fine.Brown is hard since it looks common.
>>154484414Nah that's dumb as fuck loser talk.
>>154484436Nobody finds that brunette, especially if they're a westernized Asian, to be intimidating or remotely close to attractive enough to be hanging out with the cool, popular kids. In real life, their flat face and chinky eyes would be ridiculed by everyone.
>>154479001They fuck the best and like it rough.
>>154484633Like I said, loser talk.
>>154484867that's a loser
>>154483172That's different. They're professionals; they know what they're doing.
>>154485032>they know what they're doing.Oh and Bonnie doesn't?
>>154484425>Brown is hard since it looks commonYet she makes it look easy.
>>154479001imagine if one was secretly a boy and popped a boner haha
>>154485945ew.
>>154484414Blonde bitches are the ones that coast entirely on their looks. They're the dumbest but the ones that have the most support from others. They also peak in high school. Black hair bitches have some smarts and are manipulative. They often get embarrassed and called out. They go on to be successful but lacking in romance. Redhead bitches are the most dangerous because they're the least popular compared to the others but their skills and smarts make up for it. They'll kill you and make it look like you committed suicide. They grow up to be scholars, scientists, or leaders of some kind.Although that's all in general. Plenty of exceptions for all of them.
>>154486128no not ew
>>154479125Not really. Boobs don't really give any sensations, so there's no real point to. Unless you gonna firmly grab them, they're just soft fat bags dangling on your chest
>>154484414Eh that depends.
>>154486258no nerve endings on the skin on top?
>>154479001I will break them in and tame them.
>>154479001Sexy.
>>154486550I meant sexual sensations
>>154488197Well if it's got nerve endings...
>>154486258Are you a virgin or is your only experience with numb tits? During arousal, nipples get sensitive. Even as a guy mine get a little tingly. Some girls go wild if you lick them or scratch them with your fingernails.
>>154479001I don't remember Pauline being particularly mean. If anything Sam was just unfairly rude to her.
>>154485531>>154486142I miss this bitch like you wouldn't believe.
>>154488279>>154486258I made my first girlfriend cum by grabbing her tits while we made outPretty sure they can feel things, anon.
>>154488349I'm happy I passed on that show with the context of stuff like Chloe.
>>154490284>>154488279Well shit. Guess my gf just has numb tits..
>>154479001Would both.
>>154484425I should rewatch this show. It's been ages since I saw an episode but I remember really liking this bully.
>>154486198What are you, the Steve Irwin of alpha bitches? You're talking about them like you're narrating a NatGeo documentary, kek
>>154493297I would unironically watch a series where someone in high school observed various kinds of bitches.
>>154490999Anon, no woman has tits that numb. Something is up
>>154493398I swear there's more than one movie out there comparing high school cliques to wolf packs and tribal behavior.
>>154493398That sounds like the premise of a 90s/2000s movie.
>>154479001centinel draws GREAT women.
>>154494920True.
haha imagine if all these queen bees were secretly a boy and they got a boner when being mean
>>154479001the appeal for me is the idea she takes control and you can trust her to mean her word. plus the unpredictability factor of her personality keeps things from getting boring. the girls i've dated irl were never liked this and i doubt they exist for cis-men maybe lesbians
>>154496110pls don't remind me of this wasted potential
>>154496209>>154490195>>154486132>>154484867I have to rub one out for my physical health so...
please... anon... dont ignore me
>>154479524This. Hyperfeminine + confidence.
>>154484633You need to go backAlso she's half-Asian, not full
>>154497315>>154497334too bad bigdad almost only does furryshit now. his pacifica design is stellar.
>>154493199The funny thing about this is they're deliberately feeding her ego so she says her name and loses her powers
requests? No promises
>>154498502Bonnie spilling out of this swan princess ballet costume.
>>154498866Maybe skirt too short so the bottom of her cheeks are visible too?
>>154498096Just goes to show why you got to be a bitch when you're hot and popular or else people will exploit your weaknesses!
Pacifica requests? Yes massive tits.
>>154480889Pacifica yes, Trixie no.
>>154499009Pioneer Pacifica smoking the peace pipe with indigenous body paint on her.
>>154479001The power of the mean popular girl is so powerful.
>>154497684Eh. Bigdad's Gravity Falls stuff has kinda deteriorate over the years. Like the more time that progresses the more his Dipper looks like more of a self insert and the more tan Paz becomes. Like after a point it just feels like a to far deviation and are just unrelated OCs.
>>154499281For context what Bigdad's GF designs looked like a decade ago.
>>154499281>>154499306Almost kinda important to remember that Pacifica Northwest lives in the Pacific Northwest aka cloudy forest area.
>>154479001Personally, I've always liked that; sometimes I see some cruel, bitchy woman and find myself rooting for her. I think it's a mix of "I can fix her," "let her ruin my life," and maybe some primal male instinct to "tame the bitchy girl and make her docile." Yeah, that's a big reason.>>154479031Actually, that might be the biggest reason.
>>154499306this pacifica but with those>>154499281boobswould be perfect to me.(bigdad inflated dipper's dick with time to a proportion thats just ridiculous, i do agree)
>>154499327Look I can get Paz being a bit darker than most of the townies, she's super rich and probably can spend a few weeks at some private island where she can spend all day sun bathing and posting bikini pics on her insta. But there's tan and being a completely different nationality. Like it looks less like a natural skin color a white person can have and more like you moved the slider on the yellow skin tone in a sims game to as dark as it can get. Her being tan isn't the problem, just that tan is absurd.
>>154499077Stop posting the thumbnail.
>>154479031Just like in real life.Where I never got attention.
>>154485032Women are always putting on a performance.
Booba.
>>154485136color?>>154499010hominahomina
>>154496428I would suck their penises.
Best thing about mean girls is they run in packs.
For how else can we know we got an Alpha Bitch with some beta bitches hanging around?
>>154502582Unrelated to the thread at large, but I always liked Liz the most out of the cheerleaders
>>154502582Would to all.
>>154503347She does stand out a littke more that the others
>>154479001because it gives you a justifiable reason to discipline them and then they act all shocked that you aren't programmed to let them walk all over you.
>>154503754She's the only ginger that isn't Kim(and Kim is barely one) and has a unique face compared to the rest of them.She comes off as "the ugly one", but that's comparing a 7 to a bunch of objective 9s. Also always thought her ass was prob fat as hell
>>154500123Golf.
>>154504621
>>154505943>SLAP
>>154505943Cute.
>>154505943>>154505955As a spanking fetishist based
>>154506289It's traditional brat taming and because it's traditional it's ergo the best type of brat taming, not only do they feel it immediately but you can feel it when you broken them in.>also Wendy and Tambry should be considered townie mean girls
>>154506403They're the big in a small pond.
>>154506403>>154506417Both are too Tomboyish for the vibe, but I get it
>>154502582>Kim has the smallest breasts of the entire cheer squadKind of sad.
>>154479001It's simple. Dark triad traits ensure survival in the wild, thus are more sexually attractive
>>154506403>>154506417Wendy is more the cool girl and Tambry is an moody alt girl. Neither of those are really mean mean girls.
>>154508503Wendy may seem like a cool girl but she's actually bit of a bitch with a body count.
>>154502559huge bummer that banjabu only draws anal now. im not into it.
>>154479001>Why are mean bratty girls always the best? What do you think makes that archetype always hit so hard?You either harbor a fantasy that you can tame them with cock or you had bad childhood relationships where emotional abuse feels familiar and you mistrust normal relationships because they feel alien.
>>154479097I wonder what it says that men like watching women act like brats and women read books where men are rapist
>>154482790Laziness
>>154483759>they're fucked up like real women are, but in ways you can ultimately live with, which is the most you can actually get, so you want itThats all women. Im friends with like one hot woman still and she fucking tells me about her farts like a 5 year old boy. They're all weird
>>154509929This is where it started.
>>154484436>>154484867>>154497651800835
>>154484414Wrong.
>>154479001 I want to see more sexy crossover images.
>>154508625We never see her interacting with other girls so we don't really see if she is a bitch to them, she feels more like a bully that would intimidate her.
>>154509929Based
>>154512461Triple based
>>154479001
>>154479001>>154514114
>>154508625Look she might be the town bike but she's not some alpha queen bee who crushes those under her feet. Like she's friends with Dipper she's not a mean girl.
>>154479125Yes. Family Guy has never lied to mehttps://youtu.be/RMAayaBCEpQ?si=9CpzqMJ_hupAL6zh
>>154516655>Look she might be the town bike but she's not some alpha queen beewho crushes those under her feet. We don't actually know that.>she's friends with DipperNot really, Dipper is a beta orbiter.
>>154501502There's a fine line between a bitch and an alpha bitch. Debbie is just a bitch.
>>154508625>>154506403>>154516705Wendy hates high school and would rather be a kid. Her and her friends are implied to be burnouts. Tambry is really the odd one out in their little group who's implied to be more popular than Wendy or any of the guys. Seems like she's just slumming it with them because Wendy is an old friend.https://youtu.be/xJZdS_zpSsk?is=Op4F0F34oiSZ8Xbs
>>154515468Only the middle could even possibly count.
>>154515468
>>154519280None of those are brats.
>>154519290Tan or naturally brown?
>>154484414Grime eats that body for breakfast and dinner every day.
>>154521674Bonnie is brown, we've talked about this before in other threads but I always assumed they were Jews from the Mediterranean, like Greeks
bump
>>154509929Post the art of them being gay
>>154522074Rockwaller is a pretty waspy last name though. If Bonnie is any kind of brown person it definitely comes from her mom's side of the family.Maybe her dad had a thing for jews. Maybe it's hereditary.
>>154480458It wasn't until 2012 that I realized Tricie TANG was an asian girl.
>>154523936Her mom looks pretty kosher to me.
>>154523936She just tans.How did you not know this?
Bump from Eliza from Craig of the Creek, an underrated mean girl
>>154479001Writers don't typically have enough life experience to write regular hookup plots. Their experience with the opposite sex was only ever nervous, dismissive or hostile. You never see the ever popular athletic love interest showing genuine kindness to the man, who is always some pipsqueak outcast of a total wimp. Where's the joy and laughter together? If they hook up, where's the talk about having children? If it stays will they, won't they, where's the other people they might get with instead? I'll say it again, writers don't often have those life experiences so they can't even imagine they happen.
>>154526713If you're using "hooking up" as the American vernacular for "having sex", then the reason why that isn't portrayed is because it's a kid's show that doesn't address mature topics like that.
>>154479001Because youre not actually dealing with it in real time so you can come up with sparky comebacks in your head. You'd probably hang yourself if you married a woman who actually acted like this.
>>154497303This is how I want my female classmates to approach me.
>>154508625Makes sense. GF is a small town. And Wendy was an early bloomer.
>>154508774He really fell off. Most of his stuff is really boring now.
>>154527662Oh, who made that?
>>154527751I think yoto
>>154527760Who? Google isn't helping.
>>154526979Wendy might be the cool alt girl whose just kinda scratching the surface of a 7/10 in the valley but in a small Oregon town she's a 10/10.
>>154508625She'll be the local truck stop hooker
>>154527662Boobs needs to be bigger and perkier.
>>154528097They're an anon who comes around her occasionally
>>154528186She's the prettiest girl outside of the closest city
>>154481143You're a fucking loser
>>154528499That's why the gap between her and Dipper is so much bigger than just age.
>>154528467Lindsay still mogs, of course.
>>154528574There are many gaps between them, height, maturity, pay, skill, Wendy's birth canal, Dipper's dick length, hairThe list goes on
>>154529103And Leshawna mogs both in every department
>>154529211I can't believe they got away with that sleepwear for her, that's crazy.
>>154529378They got away with a lot with herOne episode had them use her bra as a slingshot and it was strong enough to hold up a bus
>>154529644I know, it was great. I miss how Total Drama could be a bit raunchy. Now it's basically for grade schoolers.
>how to justify your entire franchise existence in one scene
>>154529790I do miss it's more edgier aspects Shows how 20 years can change a franchise
>>154529870>Scene literally has its own tag on Rule34.xxxThat's how you know it's iconic.>>154529918Yeah, like they barely even say "crap" or "sucks" anymore. Shit got way scrubbed clean.
>>154530086Guess they just wanted to appeal to the modern teen audience but even then the modern teen audience would enjoy the original series
>>154530143it's a canadian cartoon, they're just allowed to do this stuff on cable
>>154530169Even then it's on streamingYou'd think they'd push the envelopEven have one of the girls get pregnant while on the show
>>154530143Modern teens would whine it's too problematic or something, like Cody managing to get Gwen's bra to win a bet.
>>154525058>Curly hair>big nose>loud nasal voice >overbearing and quick to embarrass her children That's a textbook jew mom
>>154479152Yeah, like that ever happens.
>>154529644>Ass so fat even in a big fluffy robe it stands outLeshawna is truly a gift.
>>154530733She was and they did her dirty in Action and world tour
>>154530866Honestly that's like, half the fucking contestants.
>>154529197This implies Wendy has a penis
>>154529870>The leaks never covered this
>>154524257I want to impregnate all these bitches so badly you don't even know dude wtf
