Who's the worst jobber in all of Death Battle? I'm talking just some completely dimeless loser bum who gets humiliated constantly in his own story and then shows up on DB only to get humiliated some more by his opponent(s).
Is the d in DB stand for Dubai?
>>154485504
SLURPYKISSYSLURPSLURPS SSLPLPSLPSLPSLPSMWAMWAHSSLLPLPSSSSLLPLPLSPLSPLPSSMWAHMWAAHSLPLPSLPSLPSCHU~<3
>>154485532SHITnic...
>>154485532*CRACKS DICK IN HALF*
>>154485532Sonic...
Anime is shit
>>154485559Why does Super Boy Prime look like a fucking screaming baby in this image? Also, Godzilla isn't anime, silly.
>>154485559Fuck off faggot
Any Malaysians know if FurAffinity's down? Ahmad? Rizwan?
>>154485568Godzilla is a Japanese ip so it's not much better
>I watched that video of a Gojifag sperging out about HulkI apologize, Hulkbro...
ENTER
>>154485600What video?
>>154485606That one talking about this kaijufag comparing Hulk's child abuse to the nukes
>>154485613yeah even the godzilla comunity laughed him out of the fandom
>>154485532That’s the sound of sonic sucking on MY meat
Also godzilla literally has a dumb retard anime. It's weebslop.
Did Excel really leave?
>As you can clearly see, the casualties from the nukes exceed the cruelty of child abuse by several orders of magnitude>What the fuck does this have to do with powerscaling>Powerscaling?
>>154485590>Puts Dante (Japanese IP with an anime) vs Clive (Japanese IP) in Great tier>Puts Bowser (Japanese IP) vs Eggman (Japanese IP) in Great tier???
>>154485644Dmc also has an anime kek
>go to twitter>a woman shoves an entire hitachi wand up her ass >close twitter
>>154485636What’s his twitter?
>>154485590>Puts Devil May Cry and Final Fantasy in Great Tier>Puts Mario and Sonic in Great Tier>All 4 are Japanese IPsYou're a fucking idiot.
>>154485673YUM!
Is Ares/Mars the biggest jobber out of the Greco-Roman gods?
>>154485679Those episodes are actually good though. Dispite being Japanese ips
>>154485694hades is unironically the most raped and he doesn't even deserve it
>Sonic the Hedgehog is still 2-1 vs Dragon Ball with no answer in sightDragonbros... How did we become Sonic's SISSIES!?!? We need to HIDE behind our BVLL immediately!!
You will never be a real multiversal character, you have no feats, only flowery statements with nothing to back them up, written by a retarded writer.
>>154485730lol goKEK!
>>154485636Could you blame him? There's no point in posting in these threads any more
>>154485709Hades never jobs in the myths. Hercules begs him permission to walk his dog for a day, and obeys the rules he sets out. The other heroes play games with him through tricks but he’s never involved in fights and he always collects his debts, even on the famous ones.He gets named “Zeus of the Underworld” out of respect for the fact his power rivals Zeus, though in the Underworld instead of upon the living.
Someone in the death battle crew actually wanted aang vs aether?
>>154485740You’re right, there’s no point. You’ll never become Better Men no matter how much i teach you. Kingtos Out.
Mr Bean vs Mr Magoo would've been a better next time unironically.
>>154485744Informative post.
>>154485760mr magoo would WIN and not even know it btw
>Watching a review of one of those romantasy books>MC starts throwing hurricanes at mountain sized monstersBros, our response??
>>154485721Or you can bow to ME
>>154485568Prime was a screaming baby, if he wasn’t going through his Kratos “we must be better men” arc right now he probably would’ve lost or something
>>154485748DJTiki
>>154485816He only learned to control the retcon punch as a real power when became a Better Man, so you’re right probably.
How strong is red keeper?
>>154485818Is it obligatory for all crew members to like shitty matchups? Korra vs storm only exist because the crew liked it
>>154485748Kicksharter MU so it's not like they had much of a choice.
>>154485832He's in the same ballpark as Homelander in terms of strength as far as I know.
>>154485832Strong enough to gape Homelander
>>154485882So now i have to ask how strong is homelander?
>>154485892Being generous here, large building to city level at best.
>>154485892High complex Multiversal from beating a heavily amped Rebirth Superman
>>154485957Scaling does not work that way
AHHHHHH SMELL THAT FRESH AIR!TIME TO GO BEAT UP SOME WEAKLINGS!
>>154485991Yes it does
>>154485882weren't people saying this guy scaled to planetary or something, neither version of homelander has something like that
>>154486086His mk version could match and surpass that
>>154485740>Implying he left because the threads are shit and not because he got doxxed and fled for his safety
>>154486129Why was he doxed?
>>154486136He kept being an annoying retard and he eventually pissed off the wrong people.
Yuji would've won if instead of Black Flash it was Blacked Flash. And when it hits, it gives those hit by it flashes of the women they love having their wombs be wrecked by black men.
>>154486152Yujibro...
>>154486152KINGtos approved!
>1.6 million
When are you cock suckers going to stop bitching about Kratos and Krasura holy fuck get over it alreadyIt's been two years fuck off and do something better with your lives
>>154486177Ackshually Krasura was last year not two years ago
>>154486182It doesn't matterWhen the fuck are you going to stopWhen will you be satisfied
>>154484814KEKnic the KEKhog
>>154486217"YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY KEK"
>>154486152True
>>154486152You laugh, but this would actually work on Denji
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>154486193When DB adds "this result was wrong" disclaimer like they did to Tifa vs. Yang
>faggots stealing my shtick and either copying or falseflagging as meYou fags ruin the fun out of everything
>>154486398ULTRASISSY...!
>>154486193The battle never ends. Each day in these halls the forces of Asura and the forces of Kratos do battle with each other, hardening their resolves and growing their willpower with each intellectual clash, constantly surpassing each other as they grow stronger with each thread passed.This is why the era of Krasura must never end, it drives the warrior spirit of the denizens of these halls to compete, to dominate, to thrive in this ever shifting battleground we call /dbg/. If someone could have stopped them they would have by now, but it is too late; a year of forging themselves through unending battle has pushed them to a level of power and sheer dominant presence none can dream of standing up to.
>obvious falseflag/shitstirJesus fucking christ can you faggots not shit up the thread with this shit again?
>>154486428Would you prefer these halls to be filled with cuckposting between Avatar and Genshinfags instead?
>>154486444>would you rather eat trash or garbageId want it dead or talking about actual fights
>>154485504Batman (Bruce Wayne) is pretty bad. He’s only had like one win (not counting Batman Beyond with him helping Terry). He’s got his ass handed to him all the time.
>>154486447swap hulk vs godzilla and ruby vs maka
>>154486452Krasura will always be relevant since at its core its not about the match itself but statements vs. feats and that topic is essential to battleboarding. DB's verdict in favor statements ensured that those in favor of feats would be pissed off. To illustrate how this is relevant to the current MU, both Traveller and Aang have written side material that put both of them as planetary despite neither of them demonstrating such feats on screen. Had Krasura not happened or its result been what it was, the debate about Aang vs. Traveller would be much more grounded and limited to what they've been demonstrably able to do. But because of Krasura, feats are irrelevant if some obscure statement can be found in some supplementary material to radically scale the characters beyond their stations
>>154486485this is incorrect because asura has both better statements and feats
>>154486498>doesn't have multiversal cookbook backing him upKINGtos wins
>>154486447Swap Kratosura and Grumind…
>>154485559>seething so hard at ANIMEkinoLol. Only Eggman vs bowser is actually S tier, anyways.
>character has only ever done wall level feats>some random fourth party guidebook made by an editor’s nephew who works at a gas station says that character can destroy the universe>the wall level jobber is now universalModern powerscaling in a nutshell.
>>154486498Whether that's the case in reality is irrelevant since DB interpreted it that way and gave Kratos the win because of statement. And you can witness the result yourself by crawling through archived threads. I'm not saying that these threads ever used to be classy, but before Krasura people debated more genuinely and shitposted less
>>154485801Post it
>>154486091guest characters don't exist in the story mode and arcade endings are useless since anyone can beat anyone anyway
>>154486558Post what? The book passage? It's not like I own it.
>>154486521thisthey literally have not reached the same peak bowser vs eggman has ever since and it's been almost 2 yearssimon vs kyle was the closest they got but not really
How would you fix powerscaling? My take would be to include the "anti-feats" together with outliers for balance. If Spider-man can beat Firelord in one issue and loses to regular criminals in another, neither outlier can be trusted
New dragon ball upscale.I find it kind of weird how powerful DB extended media is in comparison to the main manga and anime.
>>154486592FVARK maybe these new time gods will be able to push Beerus to use 75% of his power!
>>154486592Yawn!Incursions happen in CHADvel all the time.
>>154486592>Time Gods of DestructionHoly fucking redundancy Batman this is literally already a part of the GoD’s job.
>>154486592Gokek is still SuperCHAD fodder. He may beat JOBnic now doe
>Keknic in the most recent IDW comic couldn't break through some rocksBovndless transversal cardinal rocks.
>>154486609>Xeno Goku vs Archie Sonic comes out>Goku GAPES SonicWhat happens in these threads now?
>>154486570This runs into a problem of determining what exactly is an outlier and what is the character's average power level, and this problem is especially big wih big two capeshit characters because they have thousands of issues and they operate on a different level in damn near every one of them. How many times has Spider-Man lifted heavy shit or punched through various tough materials, how heavy/tough each thing was and what level of effort was used every time? You are going to very quickly get tired of cataloguing how many times Peter could toss a car without issues vs how many times he struggled with less or managed far more. Ain't nobody got the time for autism of this scale, especially not in the hobby where 99% of niggers don't read comic books in the first place and debate exclusively off respect threads and video essays on yt.
You know I do wonder if Super may have monkeypawed Dragon Ball. Sure it means it finally gets actual universal shit but it also means it will never be infinite multiversal and has to rely on alternate universe side game series like Heroes or Xeno for it.
>>154486605Not really, timelines in DB contain the whole first layer cosmology. Even Zeno can't destroy anything past a singular one.
>>154486444We already have cuck posting regardless
>>154486700You’re telling me this DOWNSCALES Zeno and the GoDs? LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOO!
Steve vs Terrarian saved this waste land Sentry lost
>>154486717Not really? Zeno has never shown being able to destroy a timeline anyway, only the 12 universes and the dimensions within them. We know the timeline wasn't destroyed since you can still just travel there with a time machine though.
Fights for this feel?
>>154486734Does this make Zeno and the GoD weaker than the Time Eater?
>>154486393My friends, I decided to make a SpongeBob thread and a schizo have invaded my home. /dbg/ to me!
>>154486752and so you came here to invite more schizos?
Is the site loading slowly for all of you?
>>154486767
>>154486745No, because Time Eater destroys time by destabilizing it via time travel. Zeno nuked the entirety of Future Trunks’ timeline and reality. There was literally just a void left.
>>154486784I see
>>154486752>>154486773That's Barneyfag and he's been doing this in every board for years.
>>154485559Cucky Aang will be obliterated by animechads
>>154486901Can you post Genshin Impact getting an official anime?
>>154486979Foolish
>>154487023Can I see the animation?
Maybe I'm dumb but the fact that Superboy-Prime can break out of comic books could mean that he actually lives in a 2D world and can cross out to the 3D one (the so called, real world). It just means DC's verse is actually very weak. lol
Goku would easily beat Superman via Reality Equalization
>>154487053This would downscale every instance of 4th wall break, which would be retarded. Within the fiction both realities are considered real and one just so happens to see the other one as fiction. A truly 2D world would be something like The Amazing Digital Circus, where the Digital Circus is actually just a program within the world and is not considered real even within it's own logic.
>>154487072Good. It should be downscaled because otherwise it makes no fucking sense. The people in those comics themselves are fictional.
>>154487053The way most verse equalization works is by using the standard world the event takes place in so breaking the fourth wall is treated as a feat that gives you narrative manipulation and shit.It's kinda like how having souls or whatever doesn't downgrade a verse by now making it susceptible to soul manipulation
>WAAAAAAAH STOP BEING STRONGER THAN SHITKU SUPERCHAD PRIME
>bro Sonic and the Secret Rings is just a book story!! It never happened>W-what do you mean DC is just a book story?! aaaaahh nooo that goes against the narrative!!!!
>>154485707>Dispite being Japanese ips
Sonic
>>154485532CANONIC
>>154487087What exactly makes you scale Dragon Ball to the comics verse from DC instead of the real world verse from DC?Goku is a real, living, creature. He isn't going in and out of comic book pages.
>>154487115Hey can you remind me how Beat sees the entire Dragon Ball verse again
>>154487130Not a can of worms I'm willing to open. Or else we would be getting Fortnite scaling for real.That story isn't canon.
https://imgur.com/a/pXZQW7B>Arale confirms DBZ is subfiction level
>>154487168This game here is post Toriyama's death and the characters even visit a book shelf containing all of his works while talking to his a guy that aspires to be like him.
>>154487130>>154487168>>154487196>External Materialkeky? roo
>>154487168Dragonballbros...
>>154487213See? I wasn't using external material at first.My terms are quite simple.Why would you scale Dragon Ball to the comic book verse instead of the real world?Like I said, as far we know, Dragon Ball isn't a comic book verse. Marvel and DC treat each others as such, but Dragon Ball does not.
>WELL IF YOU TREAT R>F TRANSCENDENCE AS BEING SUBFICTIONAL DBZ BEATS DC!>Arale:
>>154487243Arale and some fucking videogame are far more external than Prime who shares cosmology with the main supes. Also I'm not the same guy who suggested the 2D DC shit that's retarded.
>Dragonbros are now pretending Arale doesn't exist in mainline DragonballFunny.
Not that funny honestly
>>154487254And how the fuck it isn't a 2D world? You literally see them trying to get out of the pages.
>Arale downscales Goku and the DB verse>My glazers said she's part of my cosmology, but at what cost...
hehe i downscaled things...but also upscaled that thing...
>>154487307So what, DC's "Real World" is actually outerbound?Fuck you, you goddamn idiot. An outer universe wouldn't look like that.It's much easier to assume DC is just like Rick's car battery. A microverse.
>>154486605It is very much in line with Eastern Religion though.Divinity isn't really a matter of being able to do whatever you want, but rather being part of a whole bureaucratic hierarchy.So like Council Leader -> Mayor -> Governor -> President -> Super President -> Super Hyper President -> Super Hyper Extreme President
>>154486638Respect Threads used to be that sort of autism localized for specific characters, but VSBW has polluted the space.
>>154487335What the fuck are you talking about schizo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRAGON BALL IS NEVER GONNA GET ANOTHER WIN NOW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK FUCK YOU ARALE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
>>154485504Id say Tifa. She was completely fridged for a commercial.
>YOU MESSED UP BABY! THE VOID AND I ARE BROTHERS! YOU'LL NEVER KEEP US APART!How SBP vs Sentry would have been written if they wanted Sentry to be the good guy
>>154485818>>154485841DJTiki is the same retard that wants Lucina vs Grovyle and chilled it in previous episodes like Simon Kyle and Machamp Goro
>>154487360okokokExplain to me what the "Real world" from DC actually is then.
Grievous annihilates Adam Smasher btw
>>154487370Ben and Chad have Superman's cock in their mouths.So even evil Superman won't be the villian
>>154487369kys listtroon
>>154487380No really what the fuck are you even talking about schizo
>Ben and Chad have Superman's cock in their mouths.>So even evil Superman won't be the villian
>>154487380>>154487360>>154487335>>154487307DC's "real world" gets warped all the time yet the writer still shows up to save the same from time to time and gets contradicted often.Like Superboy's prime earth being less real than milkman supes.In context and consistency wise, the "real world" is just another dimension within DC itself.
DC is a microverse.There, no other explanation fits.
I don't know why this guy had a schizo breakdown about DC over a post about "hehe i downscaled and upscaled things"
Is Victoria Mikoto behind this whole 2D DC thing
I just want it to make sense. You're the one who brought the equalization rule. Why wouldn't you equalize something like Dragon Ball or Sonic to DC's real world, instead of DC's the comic bookverse?Sonic had been teleported to books before too. One of his enemies was going to delete an entire book series.
>>154487307This has literally nothing to do with what you're arguing about you insane schizoI don't know how you don't understand this
>deletes all of DC comicsKEKAROO
MICROVERSE!!
Hate giving it to him but he's making a lot of sense... DC might be microversal bros...
>DC is a microverse.So this is another listtroon meme, I'm picking up xis typing style here too.
>>154487460>FAGoku actually hiding behind his BULLKIIIIIIINGNIIIIIIIIIIC
least obvious samefagging attempt
>>154487436it's listtroon, ignore the tranny
>>154487497>s-sniff. P-please don't use logic on me. T-they aren't actually inside comic book pages.... aaaaaaieee please help me Marvelchads (Marvelchuds are actually in the same lane)
>thread quality dips right as listtroon posts his shitty chartsnooticing
>>154487429Indeed, how did the comic get printed if superboy scared the writers to death?>>154487460Arale casually messes with the manga panel itself and bullies her author.And end of Z Goku is confirmed stronger than her.
Did you know the Composite Dragon Ball verse is several layers into subfictional?World of Japan sees Beat's World as subfictional which sees the manga of Arale as subfictional which the entirety of Dragon Ball takes place
>>154487528You can legit argue the same about DC several infinte layers down tooLook, Myx LITERALLY killed all of us before 9/11. Canonically.
>>154486485>Had Krasura not happened or its result been what it was, the debate about Aang vs. Traveller would be much more grounded and limited to what they've been demonstrably able to doYou act as if Death Battle has made blatantly clear numerous times that they don't give a shit in the modern era
>>154487542FUAAAAAAAAAARK DC Comics is REAL and we are all dead you guys
holy FUAR>>154487542
>>154487542This happened in the real world, i saw Myx and batmite flying from my window and destroy this realityGood thing i am outerversal+++ and just restored the universe afterwards.
What do the following Death Battle Contestants have in common?RyuGutsGokuTrunksVegetaBardockGoku BlackMarioLuigiDanteGodzillaGiornoTifaTom the CatShadow the HedgehogCheck the spoiler below for the answer!They all fucking lost.
>>154487600Mario won tho
>>154486656Each universe is already infinite and infinitely expanding. Quantitatively, that is the same as any other setting that has a layer that is infinitely large.An infinite Universe isn't weaker than an infinite Multiverse in terms of the actual mathematics, at best they are categorically different.>But it is fiction, the math doesn't have to matterYes that is entirely correct, but that also means that we have no unified system under which we can realistically compare settings.Once you allow for an arbitrary system where characters can act more infinitely than others, we just aren't debating with mathematics but incomparable rule systems.
>>154487600>GodzillaHulk was pure HBOC
>>154487600>Hulk lost twice yet somehow not on the listRaff Mohammad...
CHICKENNuggetBiscuitNUGGET IN A BISCUIT
>>154487542Mario did 9/11 btw
Gang, do you think that this topic could ever achieve any sort of sincerity in terms of discussion across the board or have things reached too far a point to return from?
>Listtroon melty
>>154487689Unlikely before Krasura, impossible now. In recent threads alone we have tons of irrelevant shitposting, cuckfaggotry, Hulkfags pretending to be illiterate about their own issues, Capeshit faggotry, tranime-faggotry, Sonicfaggotry and god knows what else instead of genuine discussion over past or upcoming matchups
What do the following Death Battle Contestants have in common?HulkLexBatmanPikachuBoba FettGokuMega ManShadow the HedgehogSonic the HedgehogMetal SonicTommyCheck the spoiler below for the answer!They all fucking lost twice or more
Post characters that are genuinely above their fictional setting
Goku hypothetically beating Superman in death battle episode 1 million won't undo all your years of faggotry btw listroon
>>154487773KINGTos is so outerversal he has a brand named after him.Now that's certified badass.
>>154487804... you know Kratos is named after an actual Greek God, right?
>.. you know Kratos is named after an actual Greek God, right
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>>154485504Son GokouDoesn't matter if it's ssj1 or ssj4 or even ssjgssj he's a jobber and will always be a jobber. Dude is lucky Hal Jordan is a pedophile because Hal would ring his neck too.
>>154487830
>>154487839Nah Goku beats everyone in Marvel. Green Lantern, Invincible, Deadpool. All of those marvel jobbers lose to Goku.
>>154487839Reminder that Goku is canon grooming victim that got raped by Grandpa Gohan
What would happen if we mixed /co/ and /a/ into new boards, one for anime and cartoons and the other for manga and comics
>>154487856We would all have sex with each other.
>>154487723>no DCucksI am nooticing....
>>154487843I see why prime had to beat this Superman to deatg.
>>154487856RAPE AND GAPE!
>>154487853>Nah Goku beats everyone in Marvel. Green Lantern, Invincible, Deadpool. All of those marvel jobbers lose to Goku.HULK SMASH
>>154487813I can't believe the Greeks named a god after KINGtos
>>154487813FUAAAAARKKK...... KINGTOS RETROACTIVELY AFFECTS REAL HISTORY!!!!!!!!
>>154487723>No DCucksBiased little faggot.
>>154485504>Who's the worst jobber in all of Death Battle?Goku.
>>154487856/dbg/ should get its own board called /ps/ - Powerscaling
>>154487853>Green Lantern>Marvel
>>154487868>>154487895Already covered by Capeshit faggotry, but sure whatever DCucks are just as bad as Marvelmongs
>>154487902It would be kill on sight.
Someone who works hard will never beat someone who enjoys himself
>>154487853HULK GOSTA DE RABO!
>>154487853>Marvel>Green Lantern, InvincibleTardku...
>>1544879011. Goku2. Charizard3. Tie between Hulk and Shadow
What's her best matchup?
>>154487969oddly profound advice
>Who's the worst jobber in all of Death Battle?Probably FAGrio, FAGoku, FAGly, FAGperman, FAGtos, FAGsura, FAGku, FAGiles, FAGru, FAGamind, FAGng, FAGvler, FAGji, FAGji, FAGle, FAGmon, FAGsh, FAGugi, FAGsukePretty much everyone who isn't GODnic the KINGOFKINGSABOVECHRISThog
>>154488023raidou or sailor mars
>>154488062>All of Sonic’s BVLLS are here
>Rent free Fagnic seethe again
>>154488069>FAGrio hiding behind a dozen people instead of fighting GODnic himselfDone. I cannot wait for the humiliation ritual for you in Mario vs Sonic 3 next month.
>>Who's the worst jobber in all of Death Battle?>Probably FAGrio, FAGoku, FAGly, FAGperman, FAGtos, FAGsura, FAGku, FAGiles, FAGru, FAGamind, FAGng, FAGvler, FAGji, FAGji, FAGle, FAGmon, FAGsh, FAGugi, FAGsuke>Pretty much everyone who isn't GODnic the KINGOFKINGSABOVECHRISThog
>samenic fighting air
Anyone else notice how a 1-2 record breeds the most haughty and bratty of sissy weaklings?
Another thread schizonic lost without any of his bvlls needing to lift a finger.
>>154488090What a WEAK tracing sissy
Fuck imagine Mario & Luigi vs Sonic & Shadow, then Sonic and Shadow could join Batman!
>>154488082>FAGnic can’t stop thinking about his BVLL
Sonic and Goku teamup to beat Marvel and DC 2D paper bitch level.
>>154488082Bitch, you imagined dozens of people for your boogeymen ( masters), only to confirm you still think about Mario and Mario vs Sonic 3 rent free the most.
>KEKnic never got to marry Sally>Shadow married her insteadBLACKednic had a hard life with Shadow and Geoffrey as his bulls
>>154487969What does that mean for Goku and Superman?Goku generally just enjoys himself when working hard.Superman works hard so he can enjoy himself.Right?
>>154488157>Sonic and Goku teamup to beat Marvel and DC 2D paper bitch level.>Shitnic hides behind Chadku after getting humiliated by him
Who's the strongest character Sonic and Reimu could beat when trans rights are on the line
>FAGrio ducking from a rematch because he knows when they go composite GODnic completely sissifies FAGrio into becoming a FAGGOT
>weakling sissy is actually...LE STRONG!
>>154488187Goku and Sonic are both superior japanese media and they vastly outsell SHITvel and DICKandCUNTSComics
>>154488219>Weakling sissy>SONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSONICSOMICSONICSONIC out of NOWHERE
>>154488062Uh yeah how many of those characters does he need his precious shiny rocks to beat
>>154488273You weren't supposed to ask that...
>that discussion about DC characters and metafictionR>F was always a retarded argument since it has been established back in Multiversity that universes just independently have fiction that happens to mirror the events in other universes. And yet characters from different characters can interact with each other normally, without any pretenses of being narratively boundlessly superior to each other, because them existing as fiction in each other's worlds doesn't actually mean anything.
>>154488232>Goku and Sonic are both superior japanese media and they vastly outsell SHITvel and DICKandCUNTSComics>SHITnic the flop STILL hiding behind CHADku when SHITnic can't even reach the charts in the top franchises lists.Your shitty rape and gape spam left you with no sides to stand with.
>>154488310VSBW explicitly lists Earth Prime as an example of false R>F Transcendence thougheverbeit
>Sissynic always hiding behind composites when he faces Mario (or anyone else that scares shitnic) and always leaving out their composite forms that oneshot tardnic
>>154488169>>154488340Godrio always mindbreaks the blue rat.
>>154488310Anti-DCbros...
>>154488273>admits KINGOFALLFICTIONnic beats all of them
>>154488273FAGrio needs his precious FAGGY powerupsFAGoku needs his precious FAGGY balls FAGly needs his precious FAGGY speed forceFAGtos needs his precious FAGGY lore scalingFAGsura needs his precious FAGGY QTEs FAGku needs his precious FAGGY quirksFAGiles needs his precious FAGGY chain scalingFAGru needs his precious FAGGY minionsFAGamind needs his precious FAGGY FAG gunFAGng needs his precious FAGGY elements FAGvler needs his precious FAGGY whalesFAGji needs his precious FAGGY chainscaling and lore FAGji needs his precious FAGGY chainscaling and lore FAGle needs his precious FAGGY ringFAGmon needs his precious FAGGY drill and mechFAGsh needs his precious FAGGY Pokemon FAGugi needs his precious FAGGY cards and lore wankFAGsuke needs his precious FAGGY statements.
>>154488322Broken clock being right for once. They do not, however, mention that this applies to ALL DC universes too. Hell, this has been the case as far back as Flash of Two Worlds, aka the first ever crossover between different DC universes, because Barry explicitly mentions that reading comic books with Jay Garrick was what inspired him to become Flash
>admits KINGOFALLFICTIONnic beats all of them>FAGrio needs his precious FAGGY powerups>FAGoku needs his precious FAGGY balls >FAGly needs his precious FAGGY speed force>FAGtos needs his precious FAGGY lore scaling>FAGsura needs his precious FAGGY QTEs >FAGku needs his precious FAGGY quirks>FAGiles needs his precious FAGGY chain scaling>FAGru needs his precious FAGGY minions>FAGamind needs his precious FAGGY FAG gun>FAGng needs his precious FAGGY elements >FAGvler needs his precious FAGGY whales>FAGji needs his precious FAGGY chainscaling and lore >FAGji needs his precious FAGGY chainscaling and lore >FAGle needs his precious FAGGY ring>FAGmon needs his precious FAGGY drill and mech>FAGsh needs his precious FAGGY Pokemon >FAGugi needs his precious FAGGY cards and lore wank>FAGsuke needs his precious FAGGY statements.
>>154488415k, b, and c
Post Goku destroying a car
>>154486632UHH
"DickandCuntsComics" is pretty good, you gotta admit.I almost chocked when thinking of a fitting insult to use in that shitpost.
>>154488415KWAB!
QUESTION If all death battle characters fought who are your 5 bets on winning NO TOON FORCE CHARACTERS ALLOWED
Shitnic is sub-rock level fodder without rings, Chaos Emeralds and layers of retarded chainscaling though?>>154486632
>>154488463Superboy Prime after the Simon begs him to retcon all the cucky shit from his history.
GODnic appears and everyone rushes to the front of the line to look at his cute tight blue asshole. Wonder why.
>>154488426
>>154485504Infinite.Can't get more pathetic than getting thwomped 10 seconds into the fight.
>every Sonic character without the Chaos Emeralds is an unironic Cell victim so decreed by CANON BattleKekachookie what a weak verse!
>>154488523Because it's cute and tight?
>every Sonic character with the Chaos Emeralds caps at matching early villain Cell in speed so decreed by CANON BattleSonicbros...
1-2.
>>154488560>tryijng to make GODnic and CHADgon CHAD be enemiesThis divisive technique feels like engineered by DC RATS
>>154488463How do you handle cases of characters with mutually exclusive power ups? Like who gets the Chaos Emeralds or are there just a bunch of Chaos Emerald sets at play?
>>154488650>ESLnic trying so hard to get CHADgon on his side after his daily copypastas against themleast obvious trick
>Sonic + Dragon Ball + Invincible ft. Touhou and Undertale
Getting kinda 'pilled on Chaos vs Zygarde and God Emperor of Mankind vs Madoka
I was MOLESTED and the way I cope is writing retarded fan fiction and POSTING IT OVER AND OVER AND OVER until everyone RAPES me like a BITCH again...
>>154488703Sonic T. Hedgehog...
>>154486632>IDW Sonic is weaker then Classic Sonichow is this guy canon again?
>>154488703I literally don't even know where to begin on who he could possibly be referring to because there's so many potential candidates here...
>>154488627They are pretty weak in general, yeah.It's really just Sonic and Shadow that get constant zenkai boosts for some reason while the others are left in the dust. Oh and the villains keep on getting more ridiculous too.Wouldn't be surprised if you pit Perfect Chaos against current team cheerleader (Amy/Knuckles/Tails/etc) and they can't beat him.
>>154488650>using "GOD" for shitnic and only "chad" for the series he's hiding behind
There's a small dog barking at a franchise that's not even being posted here
>>154488768None other than ULTRASISSY!
Oh, I guess I should probably start trying. Apparently my opponent can kill me...eventually...over the course of a few years...while I'm at base...
>>154488768bring out the lion, then
>>154488794Someone who eats a lot of cholesterol...
Sonic won.
...the PENIS SUCKING contest.
The lion does not concern himself with the smallest hedgehog, previous rape victim of the small dog, whom was raped by the lion, and thus rapescales to all rape victims of the small dog.
>All FAGrio can do is think about fucking tight blue assholes and sucking big thick veiny cocks
>>154488813>>154488827Sonic won indeed...
Sonicbros status?
>>154488855Need to fuck Tails.
>>154488715But the issue is that Sonic's friends are treated by Sonic as having enough parity with him that they aren't actually irrelevant.I don't think Sonic and Shadow actually get zenkais of any huge scale.
>unneededly descriptive posts of homosexual activitiesFagnic poster is in the closet.
>>154488841>FAGnic projecting his GAYNESS>still can't post FRAUDnic beating Djinn, Dark Gaia, Solaris, or Finalhazard without outside help>eggCHAD is still THE best sonic character bar NONE (other than shadow maybe)
On a slightly related note to the DB, what's up with female fantasies being so rapey?
>>154488023Arle is probably her best MU, but Strange is the one I feel is most likely to get on the show.
>>154488895It should be the other way around in this video btw
Change the card for a DC or Dragon Ball comic/manga None of your heroes would survive this
>>154488873>I don't think Sonic and Shadow actually get zenkais of any huge scale.I mean they're now whooping in base forms enemies they had to jump + use super forms against back in the day, they got ridiculously strong.Next thing you know Sonic's probably beating The End with just regular Super Form next time we get a rematch, or hell, base form.
>>154488895>Rapey>She literally pulls him for a kissWhat a way to out yourself as a Betacuck
BEASTSTITANSGODSLORDSCHADSHEROES
>>154488851>FAGrio saves his TROON fantasies about a TEENAGE ANIMAL
>>154488905>invalidates anything not shown explicitly onscreenFVARK! Can your verse survive?
>>154488895Isn’t it true that the number one sexual fantasy for women is rape? Only by Chad, though!
>>154488926My verse wouldn't be able to even reach wall level under these rules...
>>154488921She only does that at the end, which is why I was asking about why their fantasies are so rapey given she only reciprocates well after the male is being aggressive despite her initial refusal/playing coy chuddy
i think sonic and mario are both cool
>>154488955The BETTER MAN'S take.
>>154488978Gay.
>>154488978This is why RAM prices are being inflated btw
>>154489004>RAM can't tank these boundless beasts
>>154488978>PooSAARa worshiping his master out of NOWHERE
>>154488951She's just playing hard to get, either because that turns her own or, more likely, some plot/character reason I'm not aware of.Actual refusal is more violent and direct, here she only moves back and lightly pushes him aside to "run"
>>154489009You're slowly killing the planet just to shitpost
>>154489004>RAM jogged to Dobson
>>154489059Go fuck yourself and shove AI slop up your ass.
>>154489049Based.
BVLLTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!ramsura...
>>154488703FAGnic…
>>154488855low effort bait is a success again
AITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!pencilsura...
>>154488703KIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGnic!
KRATOM!
>>154489021>ASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAASURAPost Kratos destroying a mountain.
It cannot be that hard to draw
>>154489132...Sonic and Tails yaoi.
>>154489132… Kratos destroying a mountain.
>>154489132silly anon, /dbg/ never draws and usually gets their shut from Reddit or Twitter
>>154489049>AI will have a casual OUTERVERSAL feat soon by killing all of fiction on the planetAi gold is too strong to calculate
>>154489132It isn't (I would know), but would you really waste such efforts on getting back at some faggot ITT obviously baiting you? I know I wouldn't.
>gets their shutPencESL...
NAOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS
>>154489021BEASTsura BROKE you!
>>154489147>>154489168WE'RE GOING TO EXPERIENCE A FALLOUT OR AN ECONOMICAL CRISIS BECAUSE FAGGOTS LIKE YOU DONT VALUE THE PLANET GOD GAVE US
>>154489132It really isn't.
>>154489186Holy FUCK, AI IS TOO STRONG...AND BOUNDLESS...
>>154489186Hey don't look at me, I don't use AI, I just lift the few gens posted around here that make me chuckle from other anons.
>>154489199OPEN YOUR EYES, ASSHOLE
>>154489186We need calcs on this after it happens...
>/dbg/ praising AI like a certain group
>>154488950gojo and his fleshlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7QxgR0dM7Q>nooo ASURA has like... JUST as many anti-feats as Kratos! Stop being unfair!>noooo Kratos was like, GRUNTING and stuff, so he WAS struggling in the fight! Your just mad at all the work DevilArtemis did!>It'd was actually SUPER PEAK AND AWESOME u just had to GET IT MAAAN!>"powerscaling isn't sunjective!"Are this guy's other videos this trash, too?
>>154489122Post PooSAARa not spamming every thread with AI
>/dbg/ praising AIslopWhat time is it in India?
>>154489248clock up
>>154489249>Are this guy's other videos this trash, too?Yes, guy's a perfect candidate for the Dobson of the community with the painful amount of shit takes he has on certain episodes or franchises.
>>1544892649pm
>FAGrio and FAGoku posts stop>Kratos AI worshiping posts startWonder why
>>154489248>Makima OUT OF NOWHEREObsessed!
>>154489261Post Asura not living in your head rent-free every thread.
>>154489343Post your Kratos AI folder
>>154489336>Mario and Goku posters post AI images of gay Sonic >Kratos posters post AI images of Kratoshm
Cucky T___
>fagnic samefagging spam stops>AI saars come out Noticing.
>FAGnic disappears>KEKtos appearsNoticed.
>overwhelming consensusLying is bad you know
>gets called out>all PARROTSAARFAGrio can do is parrotRemember that whenever someone asks "Who won?". No matter what the subject is, the winner was Sonic. The winner is Sonic. The winner will be Sonic.Done.
>>154489403CANOOOOOOOON!
>Is the perfect, most fair and balanced MU for Homelander>/dbg/ would rather have All-Might or Wesker fight himwhy
>>154489403Still makes me kek.
>>154489249>Asura has just as many antifeatsKratos’s entire series of games are fucking antifeats, he NEVER does anything like his jeet fanfic fans make up he does in the “lore”. What antifeats does Asura even have? This guy is a special grade of retarded.
>gets called out>all PARROTSAARFAGrio can do is parrot>Remember that whenever someone asks "Who won?". No matter what the subject is, the winner was Sonic. The winner is Sonic. The winner will be Sonic.>Done.projectnic, you were the one posting that shit after all, notice how you only called out people you seethe about after it and not all parties
>>154489249>nooo ASURA has like... JUST as many anti-feats as Kratos! Stop being unfair!Every single GoW title is an antifeat.
>>154489413Isn't that toku guy planet level, that's a horrific stomp, Wesker and All Might are unironically more even matches and the themes are just as good
>Toon Gods>Hulk>Doom God>Umineko characters>SaitamaAnyone else confirmed that can resist the retcon punch?
>AIslopper"There's no more drawings Artist... Not for you, not for me... Not for anyone... In the SLOP!">Artist "Heh... Haven't you read any comic books you big freaking jeet? There's always another drawing!">Artist holds his pencil and clashes against AIslopper who's prompting at the speed of light >But suddenly his prompts start to pull references from other AI drawings Becoming unstable >AIslopper "SAAAAAAAR!">...>Suddenly AIslopper wakes up, he is now white, born in the northeast US>AIslopper's mommy "Honey are you okay? You were screaming about some AI?">AIslopper "Don't worry mom... Best sleep I had in years">AIslopper now has a supportive family and he grows to become someone proud of his own hand drawn craft >Artist closes his new comic book: "Anon's Cool Story! Millions must try!">Artist "Prompt erased!" K.O!
>>154489458Post Saitama ever resisting a retcon attack.
>a-actually you're the AI poster>proceeds to post his AI edits >154489403Not so subtle. PooSAARa and SAARio are the same person. They both worship the men who destroyed them.
>>154489458
>>154489452His name is Sosei Akabane, and no.
>Samenic spam only starts up after it was called out
>>154489458>Doom GodHis story gets retconned every other week.
>>154489477>not directly tagging cause he's afraid he won't catch le ebin samefagKWABAROO!! Only ass you'll ever RAPE and GAPE is vulnerable JAILBAIT>Sonic, now back to his normal state, looks at Tails in surprise. He had spent the entire fight reading Tails' mind and analyzing his movements, something Tails had been completely unaware of. In that brief moment of insight, Sonic discovered Tails's biggest weakness, and a plan began to form in his mind.>With a smirk, Sonic steps forward, his voice calm. "You know what? I give up. You win," he says, surprising Tails. "You're the better fighter." Tails is flattered, his pride swelling at Sonic's praise.>Sonic drops to one knee in front of him. "Hey, can I get your autograph?" he asks innocently.>Tails chuckles, "Of course, blue blur." He takes a pen and signs his name for Sonic.>Sonic takes the autograph, smiling. "Thanks... uh... Mines Powder.">Tails corrects him with a laugh, "It’s Miles Prower.">Suddenly, Tails instantly reverts back into his powerless child form of (one) Tail. Before he can react properly, Sonic brutally penetrates Tail’s butthole with his 2-inched, quilly dick, the burning friction between each thrust disintegrating the fox's posterior, along with the rest of his body. Sonic wails "GOTTA GO NUT!", blasting a load of splooge that tears through Tail’s body, obliterating him completely.>Within moments, all that remains is a pile of ashes and semen.>Sonic stands tall, brushing his hands off as he looks down at the remnants of Tails. "You did just as good as I did fighting Mario HEHYEAH," Sonic says, a touch of disrespect in his voice.
>Samenic talking about “Asura worshipping the guy who destroyed him”Listtroon detected
>>154489486It seems pretty clear cut with the gravitational force of an entire planet, dude should probably find a more appropriate opponent
>>154489458SimonDies Irae GodsTrue DarkseidMorhpeus Kratos
>>154489523>dude should probably find a more appropriate opponentHe's right fucking THERE
I swear to god this faggot is asking chatgbt to write this shit
>>154489535Homelander is not planet level, toku guy seems to be planet level, it's a deeply unfair fight, Homelander is actually better off with Wesker and All Might
>>154489523>planet level>actually just flowery language
I'll never be able to draw. I'm a fucking talentless hack.
>>154489612Sonic...
>>154489612
>>154489428>What antifeats does Asura even have?Asura chasing Gohma gorilla after he was just resurrected. The guy forgot to mention the gorilla was holding two hostages, a girl and a baby, so Asura can’t exactly vaporize it right away without hurting the hostages. When he caught up to and one-shotted the gorilla, the hostages nearly fell to their deaths proving that he had to be careful. He also thought 2.45 quadrillion times FTL Asura was the same Asura chasing that gorilla even though Asura only gets those stats in the endgame.Then you have Kalrow’s pod exploding in Asura’s face but the guy once again used Asura’s endgame stats to say 90k universal Asura got knocked out in a moment that wasn’t even halfway through his game. He also tried to equate it to taking Wyzen’s finger to knock out Asura but Demigod tech are strong enough to harm other Demigods. He also brought up Yasha beating Wrath Asura even though Yasha got a power up during that fight and Asura was essentially mindless after getting charred by the Brahmastra. He also downplayed Yasha like Yasha wasn’t the second/third strongest Deity behind Deus and Augus.The worst example he used was Mithra knocking out Asura when he trying to save her. Not only was Asura about to die since he was Wrath form, Chakravartin’s web barrier was actively killing and tearing him apart. He also downplayed Mithra like she wasn’t Chakravartin’s vessel and kidnapped specifically because of the power she had.The review is 99% disingenuous takes.Kratos “antifeats” are literally him high-digging wolves, bears and hippos while jobbing left and right to rocks.
>>154489397Wtf is that dude talking about? I remember this being the only place that correctly called the match a stomp in Simon's favor during the waiting period before the G1 blog came out.
>>154489626>Tried>Still shitIt is hard and I'll always be an ugly talentless hack who can't draw. Everyone made fun of my scribbles.
>>154489649practice makes perfect
>>154489649
>"perfect matchup">shit from redditgoing back is easy a lot of posters in this thread should do it
>>154489577>seems toYou shouldn't take everything said at face value. Ever heard of a hyperbole?
>>154489626>>154489665God I want their bussies...
>>154489665How many more of these are there?
>>154489643Your guess is as good as mine. The guy likes Vtumors, Kemono Friends, Genshit and of course DC based on his profile.
>>154489555>sonic out of NOWHERE
>>154489691As if /co/ can come up with anything that isn't creatively bankrupt
>>154489397>Redditors lurk the HALLSExplains a lot
>>154489703I lost most of them but I remember there was one of Kratos, Raphael (TMNT), Batman, Optimus Prime, and Megatron.
>>154489707Oh, and Stargate apparently.
>>154489713It would be so hot if there was an AI chatbot you could roleplay these scenarios with...Yujibro btw
>>154489727They haven't just been lurking, they have been actively posting for a long while now
Cucky JapanBully Mexico
>>154489514Deku...
>>154489626>>154489665Post the one with Lex Luthor.
>>154489727>>154489707>has a bunch of anime plushies>obsessed with gachashit>green lantern merch up the assAt least we now know who was freaking out and posting sanskrit back then
If AI is banned where else will I get my AI hyper double futa hyper muscle foot fetish giant art?????
>>154489397>/co/ thinks Kyle should have wonLmao there were exactly 0 Kylefags here and only a few coping DCissies. Everyone was actually dooming they’d wank Kyle into winning despite having massively worse feats just because he was a DC character.
>>154489764Despite being an anonymous message board, we suddenly had:>an influx of identifiable faggots>an increase in sexual discussion>Reddit talking points pop up all of a suddenWas Reddit (and Xitter) really the cause of /dbg/'s downspiral?
>>154489755That's not even a hypothetical, you literally can do that right now it you know where to look for good chatbots
>>154489626>>154489665>>154489813
>>154488062Did sonic win a single death battle?
>>154489049The planet will be fine, it has survived far worse. People, on the other hand...
>>154489842I only know janitorai
>>154489713>Accusing me of using AII write all of my CANON stories of GODnic humiliating his FAGGOT opponents.
>>154489858BULL. SHIT.
>>154489858Post the Denji one
>>154489823based
Indians are BETTER men. Why? Turn off your monitor and you'll find out.
>>154489863Are you so creatively bankrupt that you can't write down a scenario where your hero wins? You need a robot to tell you how it happens?
>>154489851He beat Mario like 15 years ago in an episode DB themselves acknowledge as outdated lol
>>154489858>Lienic
>>154489881Yes. I have a third grade reading level and have zero imagination. In the imagine an apple test I can't even imagine a grey scale apple. I don't think in the slightest.
>>154489881>sonic out of NOWHERE
>>154489843MY HERO!
>muh creativity>look inside>he's just adding FAG to normal words and fantacizing about gay sexshit's so dire AI slop will be a genuine upgrade
>>154489858>I write all of my CANON stories of GAYnic taking it up the ass
Sonic losing to Mario is absolute bullshit!
AI is good for my personal cooming needs.
>>154489943I mainly use it as a therapist
Sonic not losing to Mario in seconds is absolute bullshit! It needs to be quicker!
If AI is so bad, why are you still brown? Answer me that, huh?
At least I can now claim DCsissies need to go back to playing Genshin Impact and tending to their Kemono Friends figurines.
Whats crazy to me about Mario vs Sonic 2 is that DB proved beyond any possible doubt that Mario doesn't just win, he completely god-stomps and simply cannot be defeated by Sonic.He's equal in strength, if not superior, than Hyper Sonic, and so durable that Hyper Sonic literally CANNOT hurt him even without his power ups.He also has access to every single power up he's ever collected across his history and has an infinite number of them thanks to Bottomless Gloves, so he can literally just spam Starman forever and has literally infinite one-ups and power stars.He resists all of Sonic's hax, He can't be hurt by any of Sonic's attacks, he hard counters everything Sonic can do, the only area where he wasn't completely dominant was in speed, and even then Mario was shown to have equal enough reaction and combat speed that he can just dodge/block/counter everything Sonic can do and was guaranteed to catch and kill him with ease, even pointing out that Base Sonic gets utterly obliterated by Mario. (and the black boxes also pointed out that if they gave the two fighters EVERYTHING, Mario would be just as fast, if not faster, than Sonic)All of this, btw, without once bringing in scaling from Paper Mario or his high end stuff like the Pure Hearts, the Tanooki suits, or even forms like Giga Cat Mario or "Turns people into gold coins" Mario or even Cappy, all of which would have made it more of a stomp.Yet even with ALL OF THAT, they ended up downplaying Mario to a completely ridiculous and disrespectful degree, turning what should have been his ultimate, defining, final victory over an opponent who was never his equal to begin with and proving that Sonic is a fraud as far as being Mario's rival goes into one of the most hated DBs, to the point where he deserves a runback just to get the taste of that awful deathbattle out of fans mouths and put some proper respect on his name.
>>154489953>I mainly use it as the rapistB-B-B-B-BASED!!!!!!!!!!
DB upscaled sonics speed btw.The conflated atk speed with movement speed with the time eater feat.It's like saying a shot a gun so I'm now sub sonic speed.
>>154489929Explain what's wrong with writing about my hero getting ass-probed without appealing to emotion HEHYEAH!
>>154489943KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGnic!
>>154489713yeah when you go fishing you'd need the bait
Aang's prolapse has been squeezed
>>154489985>>154489858People say this often but I genuinely think you have a fetish for this
>>154489929>FAGoku is proud is fucking a TEENAGE ANIMAL
Reminder Sonic RAPES and GAPES Goku and his entire verse
>>154489965>Kemono FriendsDon't you dare bring Kemofure into this...You won't like it at all...
>>154489973>tfw im in a war and shooting guns and my opponents start to outrun my bullets so i have to start doing the same
>>154490000>FAGnic is proud of making stories of a TEENAGE ANIMAL getting FUCKED
Give me a single argument for Sonic beating Goku that's not cope.
>is proud is
>>154490025They are kinda hot to be fair.
>>154490018Sorry anon, I wasn't joking. This is a genuine /dbg/ DC poster
>>154487856The /a/ part of each of these board would dominate most of it so cartoons and comics discussions would die, you tard. You don't want that
>>154490041I'm a Kylebro and I live like this
>>154490031I-I-I.... ..... .....
>>154490035Sonicbro btw
>>154489841it was mainly Roosterteeth being dead for nearly a year, all the sane anons leaving, and the Kratos vs Asura wait period being extended to 3 months now /dbg/ is Sharty 2 that has suck a low IQ it could be easily baited
>>154490041This is literally my house
>>154488020>actually it's not from this capeshit, it's from that capeshitInvincible would just be forgettable capeslop number 450000 if it was published by marvel
>>154490062Even if I was it wouldn't change my feelings. I need to be true to myself and to those around me.
>>154490041Where’d you find this picture of my merchandise?
>>154490074>Retard doubling down
>>154490041HOLY KINO
>>154488923The DIMES of Death Battle!
>DCposters are secretly into gachaOh no...
>>154489985Deku...
>>154490096>getting angry that people confuse the different capeshit publishers Cringe.
>>154489397>>154489819>>154490041Sometimes I forget that I'm talking to actual people on the other side of the screen and those people are very likely extremely weird
>>154490117>DCposters are into Gacha>anti-DCposters are also into Gacha and are also trans huh
>trannies out of nowhere
>>154490133Literally everyone on this planet, other than me, is trans.
>>154490144I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvaniaaaa HAW HAW
>>154490158Sentrybro...
>IF ONLY I'D BROUGHT MY KEMONO FRIENDS AND GENSHIN IMPACT MERCH... THEN I COULD HOLD OFF THIS NUKE!
>>154490119Just own up to your retard mistake and stop deflecting about it
>Yuji? Heh. Too easy for GODNIC ,for he is already a FAGGO- w-wait... No this isn'y right... His FAGGOT levels... They're so strong they're affecting ME! NO STOP YUJI I DON'T WANT TO BE EVEN GAYER THAN I AM PLEASE DON'T STUFF ME INTO YOUR INFINITE VOID OF ASS RAPE AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>Kemono KINO
I HATE WEAKLING!
>>154490181This happened. I watched it from the chair
>>154490193
>>154490174I genuinely don't know or care enough to remember every capeshit publisher, one is enough to rule them all.
>>154490193>
>>15448751541% is his final trick lol
>>154490200Shadow...
>>154490041I am sure you can find a marvel shitter with something worse if you searched through reddit
Have you all learned your lesson?
>>154486743Kill yourself listtroon.
I HATE WEAKLING
>help replace my own stove>mouse nest under it >people bringing in the stove sweep it upWelp, gonna die of Hantavirus now. Been nice talking to you.
>>154490250These threads do have a 41% dip in quality
>>154486570Cure your mental illnesses and powerscaling disappears with it.
>>154490292your average /dbg/ poster is still dumb
>"Heh. These chuds don't know that 41% is only the percentage of ATTEMPTED suicides by trxnspxple!... Wait what do you mean thats still bad?"
>>154490041>>154490055>'kylebro'Why'd you sign your falseflag, tranny?
Pan is our QVUEEN
>>154490296That punch would unironically obliterate most of fiction
>>154490367>got uppity over his figurine collection being displayed
voca.ro/12kzmrH7U4Hrvoca.ro/12kzmrH7U4Hrvoca.ro/15vqEnxOZmpGvoca.ro/12kzmrH7U4HrDo you agree?
>>154490379So why'd you post it then, falseflag tranny?
>>154490382Hal Jordan is NOT my hero
>GenKINO Impact>DC ComicKINO>Virtual KINOtubers>KINOmo Friends
>>154490401>REEEEE FALSEFLAGIt's not a falseflag if it's true, that's a guy who visited /co/ and is obsessed with lanterns and gachashit
ReminderALL TROONS MUST HANG BY THE NECK UNTIL DEAD.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>STOP HAVING HOBBIES
>>154489458Hulk can't resist retcon punch since existence of Sentry himself is a retcon. Hulk never remarked that Sentry shouldn't exist or didn't used to exist despite Sentry's backstory retconning Hulk's. Therefore Hulk is vulnerable to retcons
>>154490419>it's not a falseflag if it's [me falseflagging]Mmhmm
>Stop making fun of my chinese gachashit! I WON THAT DEATH BATTLE! I WON! I WON!
>repetitive needypostingNoticed.
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>>154490486Krpyto victim
>>154490041If I had money, I would buy so many plushies like these; my entire room would be filled with them, but alas, the universe decided I should be poor instead.
>"I am disappointed, Strange. Very disappointed.">"Unifying myself with abstract entities and nullifying hax were the first tricks I learned.">"It didn't kill Nelson... Did you think it would kill me?">"I've traveled at the velocity of God.">"I've fought beings so transcendental and so powerful they are more real than all of existence itself.">"But you... you're just a man...">"... And this world's supreme man is no more of a threat to me than its supreme ant."