"Thong Squad! Ride up!">Exiled from the Kingdom of Assaheim on the planet of Babeula by her evil aunt Regulita, Princess Cleo and her fat-assed cat maid Flufflepon land on Earth. Bestowing the Thongs of Power onto five ordinary girls, they now fight evil as Thong Squad! Cheeky defenders of justice; they face such foes like Stallion Maximus the Rapehorse, tentacled NEET Megusta, bewitching burlesque dancer Ashe Arcana, and above them all the Dark Kingdom. Led by Queen Regulita they seek to conquer Earth and capture the princess. Leading their forces are the Dark Generals and Thong Void, grumpy goth warrior.https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Fmjj78lYpEI2040ATxfnkcBMiWsyZQOwhttps://co.llection.pics/post/list/Thong_Squad/1FIRST THREAD: https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148556846/#q148556846>No fetish shaming. It makes the girls sad.>No AI pics of any kind in thread. Catbox them if necessary.>Post any NSFW pics as links and not directly in the thread.>No namefagging in the /co/ thread.>All the girls are 18+.
>>>/aco>9210587The NSFW thread.
https://x.com/caydenisanidiot/status/2071868228843028609
Ideas for the voices of Thong Squad:Tom Kenny as the voice of Incelsior.Allanah Fitzgerald as Yellow.Nika Futterman would be a pretty good fit for Thong Red.Ashe, Liz and Priestess Alishia being Tabitha St. Germain, Tara Strong and Nicole OliverKari Wahlgren as Mother SupremeKelsey Grammer as Leon Mayze Erica Luttrel as Pink
A-Anon here.https://files.catbox.moe/ov2mv0.pngposting a new character illustration, this time is Stallion's. as well as an emblem for him.
>>154491566Thanks for the art. Looking forward to your next piece.
>>154491023you fucked up the link kek
>>154491706Alright here's the link>>>/aco/9210587
New /co/ thread? Sweet! That means I can post a new Red x Yellow story I've been working on (1/?)>It seemed like any other day at [Insert School Name Here], five girls known to very few as the Thong Squad were attending their classes.>Two of the five in particular, Amanda Kham and Chastity Cooper, were spending time together in the bathroom before their next class.>They usually enjoyed each other’s company quite a bit. This time around, they were in the middle of a scintillating conversation.Chastity: No, no, no! For the last time, Miracle Whip is nowhere near as good as real mayonnaise!Amanda: What are you talking about? It tastes exactly the same!Chastity: No, looks like it or tastes like it doesn’t mean that it IS it!Amanda: Why are you so heated over this? You don’t see me complaining whenever there’s pickles on my Big Mac, even when I specifically ask for no pickles!Chastity: See, that’s a major difference between you and me. I recognize the deliciousness of pickles, meaning that my palette is refined and dignified!Amanda: Oh, yeah. Of course, the turboslut would have a particular affinity for mayonnaise of all things!>They probably would’ve gone on with this until the bell rang, but at that very moment, a wail rang through the halls.“LET ME SEE THAT THONG!”>This immediately caught the attention of Chastity and Amanda, who took this to mean that a familiar villain was nearby.Chastity: Fontaine LeFreak?Amanda: How the hell did he find us here?Chastity: I don’t know, but let’s make him sorry he did!>They quickly transformed into their superhero attire and burst out of the bathroom, expecting to come face-to face with the freak himself.>Except… they didn’t. The halls were totally empty, and silent, save for a stream of noise, which the girls steadily made their way towards.>On the other end of the hallway was the door to the technology lab, where the noise seemed to be emanating from.
(2/?)>The girls sneaked over and ever so slightly creaked the door open and peered into the room, where they saw… a teacher.>More specifically, the computer science teacher, Mr. Thomassetti, playing an FPS while listening to music… and singing along.“ALL NIGHT LONG! LET ME SEE THAT THO-O-ONG! THAT THONG, TH-THONG, THONG, THONG!”Amanda: Jesus Christ, it’s just Mr. Thomassetti!Chastity: You know, I used to really like that song until tge freak decided to make it his theme for whatever reason!>The girls’ stewing in anger was hastily interrupted by the sound of a bell ringing. Class was over, and the halls would soon be full!>Both Amanda and Chastity quickly examined their surroundings, the latter quietly panicking, while the former made an observation.>Directly across the hall was a janitor’s closet, and for some reason, the door just happened to be unlocked and opened very slightly.>Thinking quickly, Amanda grabbed Chastity’s hand, ran across the hall, crammed both their bodies in the closet, and shut the door.>Chastity tried to be quiet while asking questions, but Amanda was making sure they both fit in that surprisingly small closet.>People were already flooding the halls, but luckily, Amanda was quick enough to make sure to it that nobody saw them.>As students roamed the halls totally unaware of what was in that janitor’s closet, Amanda and Chastity remained dead silent.>Amanda, now clad in her red uniform, was on the slimmer side when it came to the girls, so she herself fit inside just fine.>Chastity, now clad in her yellow uniform, had two huge problems right in front of her, keeping her from fitting inside.>Despite their difference in size, their breasts were in just the right position that their nipples were rubbing together.Chastity: “You know… I still like that song.”Will finish and post the rest later. BTW, this story was inspired by this pic: >>>/aco/9221005
https://x.com/Derxon2/status/2065851017489523184
>>154493076initially misread the signature as derpixon and jesus christ could you imagine?
>>154493305I mean PlanZ34 did do this.
>>154493420Never heard of 'em. Are they prolific?
>>154493680https://x.com/PlanZ34?lang=enYou tell me.
>>154493706Oh, wow! So, technically speaking, someone like Derpixon wouldn't be too far a reach, huh?
>>154493780https://x.com/FruitOfCrystalNext time I get some money I'm commission this person. They're a perfect fit for Thong Squad.
Still need names and powers for these guys.
(3/?)Amanda: “Heh, so do I. Just something about asking to see your girl’s thong…”>Chastity moved her hands to meet Amanda’s ass, and the girl in red returned the favor. Amanda leaned forward and whispered…Amanda: You know, I’m really glad that I get to see your thong all the time…>Chastity moved her hands all over Amanda’s ass, taking in just how nice it felt, before leaning in and whispering back…Chastity: There’s no one I’d rather show off my body to than you.>The two moved their heads towards each other’s so their lips could meet and commenced kissing, very passionately.>Amanda then copied Chastity’s move and felt up her ass, before shifting her hands down and around to come close to her pussy.Amanda: There’s no one who’s body I’d rather see… or feel.>Amanda then ran her fingers along Chastity’s labia. She was already sopping wet, and so, Amanda slid her fingers right in.Chastity: Ah! Oh, wow! You just dove right in, huh? I didn’t think you had it in you!>Amanda steadily and sensually moved her fingers in and out of Chastity’s pussy, as she moved her hands toward the girl in red’s panties.Amanda: Yeah. Just because the location is a bit unorthodox doesn’t mean I’m gunna go easy on ya.>Before Chastity slid her fingers into Amanda’s panties, she pulled back ever so slightly, and asked a burning question.Chastity: Did you… did you really mean it?Amanda: Mean what?Chastity: That you think I’m a turboslut… with an affinity for mayonnaise? Ah, ha-ha…>Amanda shot Chastity a caring look, and locked lips with her once again. After a while, she pulled away and spoke…Amanda: I think anyone who has the privilege of calling you their lover is lucky beyond imagination.>Chastity leaned forward and locked her lips with Amanda’s, while shoving her hands right into her panties.>She worked her fingers around the girl in red’s pussy for a few minutes to get it nice and wet, before whispering…
(4/?)Chastity: I can’t think of a woman I’d be happier to call my lover than you.>Chastity then stuck her fingers right into Amanda’s pussy, and began working her magic, as she moaned in pure bliss.>They played with each other’s pussies and made out profusely, only taking a few short breaths in between to briefly speak…Chastity: I love you, I love you, I love you so much!Amanda: I’ve loved you ever since the very first time I saw you!>As the two bitches in heat continued to praise each other and please each other, they could feel a climax coming.Chastity: Oh, God! I’m gunna cum! Amanda: Me, too! Let’s cum together!>They both helped each other come to conclusions, trying to stifle their moans, to little avail.>As they were coming down from their high, they took notice of the silence that surrounded them. Well, save for…“BUT I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY!”Chastity: Heh. He’s moved on to a different song, I guess.Amanda: Speaking of which, we should probably move on to our next class.>Chastity realized just how late they were and transformed out of her superhero attire. Amanda followed posthaste.>Before opening the door, they grabbed some paper towels and cleaned as much of their “fluids” off the floor as they could.>They slowly and steadily made their way out of the closet, pleased that seemingly no one caught on to what they were doing.>As they made their way down the hall, they crossed paths with one of the janitors, a man named Richard, and wished him well.>Richard returned the favor before turning the corner and attempted to open the hall closet door… but it was locked.Richard: Huh? I never lock this door. Do I even have the key?>He rustled through a big key ring he had on his belt before picking out what he thought was the right key, and it was!>The appearance of the closet didn’t seem too out of the ordinary… save for a few paper towels in the trash… and the smell.
(5/5)>As Richard pieced together what had just happened here, he stood up straight, took a deep breath, and smiled.Richard: Ah, young love. Just how I remember it.>He took a look down the other hallway, as Amanda and Chastity were walking hand-in-hand, before they turned to face each other… and kissed.Holy shit, I can't believe I actually forgot about the "no namefagging" rule for these threads. I kept my handle as I was posting the rest of the story for posterity's sake, but I really hope this doesn't affect the thread. I'll see to it that this won't happen again.
>>154498030Thanks for the story. What do you plan on naming it?
>>154498677Hmmm... let's go with... A Closted Conundrum!
>>154498791Alright, it's on the Drive now.
>>154491566and i guess i'm on a roll now, cuz here comes another character. this time is Void's turn!
>>154498969Fucking Sick!
>>154498889Big thanks! Hope you fixed my typo, kek>>154498969I swear to God, your art just keeps getting better and better! Keep up the good work!
>>154498969Nice
>>154494648Do these guys have a bio or anything like that on the drive somewhere? I could probably come up with cool little stories for them, but I'd like a jumping off point.
>>154503066As of right now they're just employees of Mayze to fill out the Thong Patrol.
>>154503130Ah, so the actual people are just hired goons meant to assume the roles that Leon has created?
>>154504268Yeah, here's what we got so far in terms of names and powers.Coins: Thong Orange/Gold - Willis/AbeCups: Thong Grey/Silver - CurtWand: Thong Brown/Bronze - BurtWand: Illusion/StretchingCups: Duplication/IntangibilityCoins: Time Stop
https://x.com/noblestruck/status/2065173567533170952
>>154504999Where would you personally put each of the girls on a chart like that? Nice trips btw
https://x.com/ScrapPaper22/status/2065001730702815291
>>154504325They have superpowers? Were they bestowed with them from an outside force, of did Leon experiment on them until they were superhuman?
>>154509591They have minor Thongs of Power, not as powerful as the one they developed for Lilac.
>>154509601Can I get some more info oh those minor thongs? How and why did Leon create them?
>>154509591the powers come from the thongs of power, just like the squad, the difference is that the thongs the patrol uses are artificial, created by Mayze Industries, and considerably less powerful than the ones the squad uses, but still have power and function essentially the same.Lilac's thong is the culmination of that technology, power and potential on par with the real 6 thongs.
>>154509630I remember there being talks of ancient Assaheimian artifacts strewn across Earth in previous threads. Does Leon have a secret collection of these, and harnesses their power to create his replicas?
>>154509617>>154509630The minor Thongs are either his first prototypes of a real Thong of Power or a later model that's cheaper to make. He started Thong Patrol to spite Thong Squad.
>>154509669Possibly, it could explain how he could reverse-engineer a Thong of Power.
>>154509690>>154509703And the guys who wear Leon's phony thongs don't have any backstory at all yet?
>>154509849Nope. So feel free to come up with one.
>>154509898Alright, I am going to ATTEMPT to come up with something short and sweet for them and Leon's replicas. Should probably have it done sometime tomorrow.
>>154509925Best of luck.
>>154509849as the one who made the designs, i had at least that Willis is an ex-pro wrestler, Burt trained himself in Yoga for personal defense, a la Dhalsim from Street fighter, with his thong power enhancing his body elasticity and Curt, despite his pudgy, short size, he's actually pretty physically fit and fast.dunno if that helps you.
>>154510101Damn. Wish I knew that before I started writing. Here's what I've got so far:(1/?)Curtis Nathanson, Burton Phillips, and Abraham Willis were lifelong friends since childhood. Now well into their middle age, they were all still good friends, fairly well-known around the block as "Curt, Burt, and Abe." Though, most people who knew them mainly called them "those jerks." Ever since their youth, they were sort-of petty criminals, pulling all sorts of scams and schemes to make some quick cash. Occasionally just flat-out stealing whatever they wanted. This had given the three friends a pretty sour reputation in their neighborhood, but among Calli Pier's seedy criminal underbelly, they were respected. Their notoriety had lead them down some pretty strange paths, but the strangest would lead them to meet Leon Mayze at his company headquarters, after they'd all received invitations for a conference in the mail. This puzzled the group, though they attended, as they were never one to turn down a new opportunity.
(2/?)At the conference, Leon explained that he had familiarized himself with the group and their impressive track record. Quite a few heists pulled off over many, many years with very little jail time served. He saw great potential in them as part of a new plan he was devising. When the Curt, Burt, and Abe asked what the plan was, Leon asked them if they were familiar with the Thong Squad. The three friends answered "yes," and explained that ever since they showed up on the scene, they had to be extra sneaky so as to not run into them. Leon smirked as he began to explain the next part of his plan. Through rather nefarious means, he'd managed to come into possession of a number of very valuable artifacts from wherever the Squad was getting their power from. While he had virtually no information as to where or what this place was, he determined it was giving the Squad their power thanks to extensive rounds of experimentation.>You have a whole chamber for extracting things?>You'd be surprised how often it comes up.I can definitely tweak what I've got so far to mention their athletic backgrounds, and how that gives them a leg-up in their criminal behavior.
>>154510225>>154510236We really should update the profile page.
