The winner is Superboy Prime.
>erases all of DCEverything is personal, bitch.
>>154494900Did he win by giving Sentry a happy normal life and assaulting the two commentators when they complained?
>>154494924is that the Gay Genie from Sonic? The one that's literally fictional inside a book that Sonic dreamed about.Lmao you don't even need to retcon him just piss on the book kek rewrite it so he's a tranny kek kek kek
SLURPYKISSYSLURPSLURPS SLPSLSLSLLSPLLPSLPSLPSLPSLLSLPLSPLSPSLPSLPPMWANWAHMWAHNWAHMWAHMWAHSLSLLSPPLSPSLSLMEAHSLSLPLSPSLPSLGGGLLKLGLGKKGLGKGLLGKGLSSLSLPLSPSLMWAHMWAHCHY~ <3
who can or what type of characters can defeat frisk from undertale
>>154494935anon You're not gonna believe this but...
>>154494961Spit it out.
Undertale deltarune fans when you tall them you dont wanna play a game full of lesbians and bluesky jokes and writing
>>154494965I'm assuming you didn't watch it already.In that case go watch it. That's exactly what he did
Is Flowey vs The Princess still a thing? I remember it being shilled last year but I don't really get the matchup
She blows up your verse.
>when you tall them
>>154494977do people even still shill The Princess?
ROARtos. That is all.
>>154494900>the retcon punch>my face>make the math
>>154494970I look like this in real life and wear that arm patch
>Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah>Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah>Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck>I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck>Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck>Oh ACK!>Boing day ba duty jarty>Boing day ba duty jarty>Boing day ba duty jarty party pop
>>154494955
Soon
I thought that sentry vs prime was going to flop but that wasnt the case
>>154494953>schizophrenic tranny babble
>>154495008>>154494977Wasnt the scp guy the princess best matchup?
>>154495045Remember when this didn't happen and the ultracuck lost it
^lil dude re-writing history. lmfao
So the mandela catalogue is going to get a movie, any interesting gabriel matchup?
>>154495067No. Because it didn't happen.
>>154494953All hail Sonic...
>>154494970Did Vinesauce man really say he wouldn't play it?
>>154495067I seem to remember the DBSpics having an absolute melty, raiding /m/ 18 times, got exposed as pajeets, ran to /bant/ to whine, not getting their way, making up false narratives, and trying to rewrite the events. They really lost it when one of the Death Battle employees said 'Zero is a better matchup than Mark for Gohan'.
>>154494900Damn... My episode was total crap!
>>154495099Gojo...
>puts Dekuck in his rightful place "YOU'RE FUCKING NEXT, NUTSACK!"
>>154495077yeah, then he lost it>>154495097wow man another melty? embarrassing
>>154495067Ultraman's bigger than Goku.
>>154495036Touhou characters are all frauds who only scale to each other and have no real quantifiable feats outside of that.
Funny thread.
>>154495115You don't typically describe the contents of your post, ya know.
>>154494952>that's literally fictional inside a bookSo *clap* is *clap* Prime!!!!!
>>154495118>Ultracuck using physical size to compensate for something elseKek
>>154495099I'm sorry Megamind
imagine getting so mad that death battle acknowledged a japanese super hero with light bulbs for eyes as a good gohan match up, you sperg out and raid /m/ 18 times. that's fucking wild.>>154495139nah bro, one dragon ball spic went apeshit and thought "bigger = fame/relevance" and had a four thread meltdown.
OH NO NOT ANOTHER ULTRAJEET MELTY
So is the M stand for Malaysian?
Can someone please remind me that my rice has finished cooking once 30 minutes pass after this post? Thank you.
>>154495148That happened months ago. Let it go bro. Holding onto it makes you look pathetic. Fuck half the people here weren't even there.
>>154495148And yet you are here trying to replicate that to no avail
>>154495045We're going to get Gohan vs Invincible.>but death battle saidDoesn't matter, Death Battle has made episodes for matchups they said they're not fans of in the past.
>>154495169There's literally one of the retards in the Ultra thread right now demanding they 'remove the cucky ultraman from /dbg/'. Lmfao
Ffs, people, say "crashout" like regular humans. Who dafuq says "melty"?
>>154495107Doesn't Natsu beat the SHIT out of Asta?
Would Sonic beat Vegeta if they had a rematch?
>>154495177Oh I didn't know. I've never even opened that board
>>154495179pajeets mainly. usually the saudi arabians who are excited they get the worlds first dbz amusement park
>>154495066SCP guys are literally nobody's best matchups but especially not whatever nu-scp shitter they picked for the princess
>>154495179I would prefer it if we used "tantrum".
>>154495176They also said it's a more fun match up and they don't care if it doesn't get views.
>>154495130
>>154495177>>154495191kek
>>154495194Scp-682 is Doomsday best matchup retard
>>154495213kek
>>154495225Who do you think wins that one? I don't know much about the SCP side of things, is the lizard broken enough to have a chance with Doomsday?
>>154495224Isn't raiding against the rules? And that's off topic.
>>154494955Anyone that stat rapes. So anything above town level
>>154495252you think the pajeets care? that's their 18th raid of /m/ alone. lmfao
>>154495187Against Anti-Magic? Without Friendship plot armor? They're practically sending poor Nutsack out to die!
oop, make it 19, a gohan poster just popped into their thread.
>>154495225>[NOT EVEN DOOMSDAY'S 3RD BEST MATCHUP] is Doomsday best matchup retard
>>154495262Natsu is physically super strong and fast too though?
>>154495269A fucking link to the thread wasn't even posted here. Some retard just went directly there.
>>154495295>physically super strongSo is Asta, and I bet that demon wing of his can go pretty fast.
Kyle is here to save the day! ...After rolling for some chink gacha whores & buying more anime figurines
Remember Ultrajeet tried to get /dbg/ banned by snitching about us to the mod team.
>>154495213canontos!
>>154495345funny, cause that was doctor green, but hey, gotta rewrite that history
It's unreal how you can talk about just about anything in these threads but the minute you talk about japanese dudes in spandex kicking the shit out of aliens/cyborgs/kaijus it causes a fucking meltdown
>>154495213The only time an AI picture of Sonic in prostitute make-up has ever made me laugh.
>>154495364Tonkatsu is for little kids
>>154495345Remember when you tried to:>Raid the Digimon thread and they didn't care>Raid the Other Tokusatsu thread, they didn't care>Raid /m/ itself, got upset I posted Tokusatsu images and themesong>Raid the Ultra thread, another 16 times, only for them to keep pointing out you're a jeet with a 3 year old Copedex made by /pol/ to expose jeets that you followed like a color in the lines book>Ran to /bant/ to say /m/ is bullying youFun times, had by all.
>>154494970I find that deer milf hot
>>154495378So is half the shit posted here and I don't see any complaints about that
>>154495213GOOOOOODNIIIIICCC
>>154495378Actually, Tonkatsu can be enjoyed by everyone who enjoys pork.
>>154495404Muslim and jewishbros...
>NO YOU SEE, JAPANESE SUPER HEROES ARE FOR KIDS!>Sonic? Mario? Goku? Naruto? Luffy? Deku? Kirby? Megaman? Hulk? Spider-Man? Batman? Superman? Those are for mature people such as ourselves
>>154494955>Stat rapes then deletes the verseI hate weakling
>>154495404>No diffs the prophetMohammed F-F-F-FVAAAAAAAAARRRRRK
>>154495432niggas in these threads shit and cry if you bring up ultraman, but will go down fighting to defend pomni digital circus. fucking wild
/m/ anons, what do you think about Ultra Man Zero vs Mega Man X as a match up?
>>154495404Try a whole turkey heh
>>154495176They did explicitly say they didn't like Homelander vs Omniman, and they preferred Bardock vs Omniman, and they did the former first
>>154495467Death Battle IS the whole turkey!
>>154495432>Goku? Naruto? Luffy? Deku?All Japanese superheroes.
>raiding other slower WEAKER boardsWe. Don't. Do. That. Here.Be better. That's not a request, that's a requirement. We lift others up here, not drag them down.
>>154495466I mean, don't Megamen usually get their power ups from Robots? The Ultras, despite being silver, aren't actually robots. They'r Ay Lmaos.
>>154495472They didn't even like the Future Gohan idea. Mark is probably fighting the transformer.>>154495176You'd have a harder time trying to make this MU work than trying to enjoy it.
Ultrajeet melty in 3....2.....1
i can't each as much turkey as i used to. was my go to coldcut for work lunch. now it makes me shit hot liquid.
>>154495493I don't see what that has to do with anything, I just mentioned it because of the legacy thing and the name similarities.Also transformations.
>>154495533Well the name similarities is kind of a bad thing to go by.>Batman, Superman, Spider-Man, Sandman, Owlman, WWE's Repoman, Pac-Man, Jumpman
>>154495546Also numbers, Zero vs X (10).And Batman vs Spider-Man or Ironman are MUs.
>>154495521
>>154495523Awwww. I'm sorry bro. How old are you? 30?I like ham and salami more myself.
>>154495546They have their own aliases to differentiate from eachother>Ace>Seven>Leo>Zett>Taro>JackUltraman (the main and first one) I shit you not goes by "Man"
>>15449557431, and i work construction. so every time i eat the turkey and cheese sandwich, i find the nearest porta potty and just blast it to hell. shit's mingin as fuck. and i know for a fact one of my co-workers wants to dump it over with me in it
>>154495596>Minginare you British
>>154495279You are a delusional faggot
>>154495610nah, just use their words. hagard and mingin have been in my vocabulary since viva la bam was airing.
>>154495596I'm certain bro that you'll overcome it. There is a concept know as the mind-body connection. There are people who have overcome nut allergies with progressive overload. You got this.
>>154494977I thought Princess vs Monika was the prefered match up
>>154495617My ass sounds like Don Vito when I drink too much.
post yfw we get gohan vs invincible instead of gohan vs jeetrajeet jeero
>>154495250Depends on which version because there's about 1000 different stories of 682 written by different people and sometimes he jobs to laughable shit and in others he's a big unkillable crisis level threat.
>post yfw we get gohan vs invincible instead of gohan vs jeetrajeet jeero
One time two lesbians took me behind the dumpster and fed me a ham burger.
>>154495590Ultraman Man?Will there be an Ultraman Ultra?Also, you might've missed >>154495564
>>154495646Im pretty sure that speed is a pity stat
>>154494900>Now post him being Simon and Hulk
>>154495668Nah, the way Ultras see it, Ultra is just a word the humans call them. Ultraman was the first, so he's been called 'Man-san'.
>>154495642Dude the only reason this MU is even a thing in the first place is because dragonball fags want a runback. It would be BakuReze 2.0 and not even dragonball powerscalers would want it because it's not debatable and at worst, it's boring.
>>154495662Could've sworn I've heard that line somewhere.
>>154495681>post him being Simon and HulkI ain't posting Super Boy Green Face, that's RACIST.
>>154495685Okay but it has legacy hype
>dudeThis is when I stopped reading.
>>154495130>That's more meta layers than Sonic the Fraudhog verse can handle
>>154495684Do the ultra species have an actual scientific name or something? What do they call each other?
>>154495685I'm pretty sure this has been a thing for several years, even before the TV show exploded Invincible's popularity
>>154495704So did Ichigo Vs. Yusuke. Didn't mean it wasn't a good idea.
>>154495704It was either one of the hosts or one of the researchers that basically said:"This would be a fun match up (in regards to Ultraman Zero vs Gohan)" and said something about the views not meaning shit anymore because a lot of it's funded through Patreon/Kickstarter/Etsy or what ever, now.
>>154495685Dont lie dirty faggot that matchup si popular between casuals
>>154495718Take your pick.>M78ians>Beings of Light>Light Giants>Just Giants
>>154495685that matchup would be peak kinomeanwhile, I'll have to explain to people what an ultraman is and why there are zero fans
>>154495724>Double negativeI'm glad we agree Gohan vs Invincible would be kino, not so sure about Ichigo vs Yusuke but hey you do you
>>154495724And yet they still did it anyway, and Metal vs Cell, and Bakugo vs RezeYet this general has lost its mind over Gohan vs Invincible but not any of those other matches. Weird...
>>154495752You have no idea. Zero is like the most famous Ultraman so far, and he has been around since 2009. He's known for popping up into other Ultramen's show and stealing it for a bit, and instantly improving the ratingsOH YOU MEANT LIKE 'ZERO/NO' FANS
>>154495710gay
>>154495742Giga Sapiens
Ultrafags BEG dragonspics for a crumb of clout
>>154495437>Can't even delete files I HATE WEAKLING
>>154495761>Yet this general has lost its mind over Gohan vs Invincible but not any of those other matches. Weird...Actually we did lose our minds from those MUs. Lost it in boredom. Just like the current one. No one cares enough to write funny cuckpastas
>>154495785didn't the dbspics get mad over a height joke?
>>154495761There's a clear difference between a MU being somewhat debatable and everyone immediately knowing who the victor is right off the bat and saying "Holy shit they're going to die". Guess which one the latter applies to.
dora the explorer has more clout than ultraman in the west. This is why they are crying for a death battle episode, so that hood weebs on twitter get into the series
>>154495805Aang vs Aether?
>>154495792NTA but there is no such thing as a funny cuckpasta though.
>Archie Silver is chosen as Trunks' opponent because it was "too unfair" otherwise>Ben talked about how Goku killing Jin Mori was too unfair>Gohan versus Invincible is considered too unfairIt's weird that Dragon Ball is called out on having absurd stomp or smurf fights but franchises like Sonic, Bleach and MHA get away with them without a peep
>>154495811That...sure is a sentence. What ever helps you cope.>known dbspics bring up another spic series unprompted.
>>154495821How come everyone hates Aang vs Genshin but were fine with other blatant stomps like Cell vs Metal and Omni-Man vs Homelander?
>>154495824It was Xenoverse wanked Trunks vs Silver though
>>154495805>everyone immediately knowing who the victor is right off the bat and saying "Holy shit they're going to die".So, Yusuke vs Ichigo, Metal vs Cell and Bakugo vs RezeAnd also like half a dozen different fights this and last year. Literally we've just had Prime vs Sentry and Aang vs gachashit.
>hiding behind us MHACHADSdo ultrajeets really?
>>154495836Wait, is the next match actually Aang vs someone from Genshin? No wonder you fuckers want to raid other boards, this one's gonna be cancer.
>>154495821Well yes, but also Gohan Vs. Mark because their powerlevels aren't even remotely comparable.
>>154495681>Now post him beating Simon and HulkFixed and done
>>154495823I've laughed at some of the old yabba pastas.
>>154495850>I TURNED THEM INTO CATDOG. I DON'T KNOW HOW OR WHY. BUT I DID
>YEAH DUDE, THE WANKED MULTIVERSAL CHARACTER WHO CAN STOP TIME VERSUS THE SOLAR SYSTEM (at best) CHARACTER? Well you see that's actually really debatable and no one was thinking it was a massive stomp from the s-start...Is the tokufag fucking insane
I learned what an Ultraman and Tokusatsu was after joining /dbg/ 4 months ago.I'm 25 btw.
>>154495851I haven't.
>>154495870i dunno which one is which in your comparison.
>>154495844>Metal vs CellIn all fairness this one depended on how useful his biodata copying would be, and how you interpret how powerful his superform would be.
>>154495823>HNGH YESSS FRANK YESS YESSS FUCK MY HAIRY WET WARTY POZZED 500YO BOYCUNT WHILE I LISTEN TO WILD TOMFOOLER E. YISSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>O-OHHHHH IM GONNA CUM FRANK I CAN FEEL YOUR BCC (BIG CUBE COCK) HIT MY PROSTATE HNGHHH AHH AHH AHHHHHHHHHH->W-wait....>W-...>WHAT. THE. LE. FUCK.>FRANK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?!?!?! YOU WERE GAPING MY DISGUSTING FUCKING POZZED PROLAPSED SHITTY MANCLITTY WITH A GELATINOUS CONDOM ON?!?!!? BECAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE?!?!? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE ME EVEN MORE STDS THAN SIMON AND KYLE HAVE IN YOKO'S FANFICTION?!?!?!?!?! WHATTT THE FUCKCKKKK>STIFFEN THE WOMBATS, I'M RUINED!!! I HAD YOU NOT FUCK MY NAZI WHORE OF A WIFE LAUFEY FOR 2 ENTIRE DAYS SO YOU WOULD SAVE UP ENOUGH CUM TO PAINT MY FUCKING COLON WITH YOUR CUM!!!! WHAT WILL MY FELLOW MODERATORS OF r/lgbteens AND r/greekfemboy THINK OF ME NOW?!?!?! FRANK THINK FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND YOU CUBBER!!!! I'M FUCKING RUINED!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR HOT JELLOPOZZLOAD UP MY HAIRY ASSHOLE AFTER DOOM SLAYER AND DANTE GOT ME PREPPED AND POST IT ON r/GayGreeksTakingBBC SO ATREUS COULD SEE IT!! WE MUST BE BETTER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>FRANK YOU STUPID FUCKING CUBBER BEAST JELLO-SPAWNED-FROM-THE-DARKEST-GREEN SUBSHAPE SQUARE!!!!!! I'M GONNA SMASH YOUR FUCKING EDGES IN WITH MY SUB-MOUNTAIN BUSTING STRENGTH!!!! COME HERE!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH WITH THAT FUCKING CONDOM!!!!! I WILL CUT YOUR RECTANGULAR DICK OFF WITH A RUSTY BLADE OF OLYMPUS AND FORCE YOU TO FUCKING ABSORB IT YOU TWAT!!!!! COME HERE YOU FUCKING CUBBER! YOU ARE A BVLL NO LONGER!>BY THE GODS, I AM SUCH AN ANGRY KEK!!!!
>>154495821For being close? There's literally no way for Aang to win when Aether is a lore merchant and DB has proven that they are fine with lore wanking someone who looks like a wall level jobber into a multiversal multidimensional fiction soloer.
>>154495872Same but I joined a year ago and I was 19 at the time. Still don't know much besides it's just power rangers but weirder.
>>154495870>THE WANKED MULTIVERSAL CHARACTER WHO CAN STOP TIMEWho are you referring to?
Gohan Vs. Invincible would be incredibly funny because there are still a handful of newgens that will unironically side with Mark. And I find that incredibly humorous. I'll probably get a bunch of funny shorts to watch when pooping, and I'll also get to make a bunch of shitposts on /dbg/.
>>154495870Neither Gohan (to my very limited knowledge) or Ultraman Zero, can stop time?
>>154495899>besides it's just power rangers but weirderGEGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>154495899>Still don't know much besides it's just power rangers but weirder.That's Super Sentai you're thinking of.
>>154495899I mean, is this supposed to be like, a 'haha, epic pwn' comment? Cause the Ultraman fans have been dealing with that since 2001 when Ultraman Tiga was airing on FoxKids. Also, speaking of Power Rangers, Hasbro is really milking Mighty Morphin, and even forced some streaming services to remove their original series, Super Sentai, from their platforms.
>>154495894This isn't funny. You're just posting your fetishes and fantasies and proving you're porn addicted.
>>154495036>no feats only flowery statements the verse claiming to solo anyonelmao
>>154495894Stiffen the wombats gets me every single time
ultraman's more like, what if godzilla movies were 30 minutes long, and had a dude with light bulbs for eyes beheading the monster
>>154495897For feats? Aether is a star and fights whales that eats stars and spawn black holesFor lore? Aether sneezes away Avatar's cosmology It's a stomp even if you pick and choose who's the loreman or featsman
>>154495949>Hasbro is really milking Mighty MorphinThey're still doing that shit? Why? Can they not use other entries legally? or is it nostalgia milking
>Superman/Superboy-Prime wins>All three Flashes winsMaybe certain characters are too much for Death Battle when it comes to DC.
>>154495976Yeah milking for Nostalgia. So much so they refused to import footage from Super Sentai recently, and are focusing on Mighty Morphin. Which has lead to Toei putting Sentai on Hiatus, and doing Project R.E.D.
>>154495949>is this supposed to be like, a 'haha, epic pwn' comment?No it's not I'm only describing what mental space it occupies. It's neither an insult or praise, it's just a description.My favorite power rangers was the dino thunder btw.
>Ultrajeet is in his 40s
>>154494952>Sonic dreamed about.Headcanon
>>154496002So?
>>154495962Yeah and it's either the funniest fuckery ever or the most kino thing you've ever seen.
>>154495951>not understanding the power of cucKINOYou must be TAUGHT.
Can someone please fuck my sister? I really need to see my prim and proper sister's holes getting stretched to the absolute limits! Fuuuuuuuck... just thinking about my sister's slimy, untouched folds makes my pseudo clitoris strain against my cagey!
>>154496022Now THIS is funny
We need a Nintendo vs Sony vs Microsoft Death Battle.
>>154495879>>154495900>>154495915I'm pretty sure the post is referring to the guy who thinks a fight like Metal vs Cell is 'debatable' >>154495805
>>154495126Should've been a girl.
>>154496035This isn't funny get a hold of yourself
>>154496002Nah he's 32 or 34, I think he confirmed it once.
>>154496035Chris Redfield...
>>154496052Metal Sonic is only "multiversal" if you give him chaos emerald wank.
>>154495836Stomps are fun if the character being stomped is a villain or hateable. I like Aang, I don't want to see him get humiliated
>>154496022I only learned you're wrong on calling it KINO.
>>154496035Lelouch, we're not gonna fuck Nunnally.
>>154496080Which Death Battle already gave in Bowser vs Eggman so they knew going into it it was going to be a ridiculous stomp, yet did it anyway
>>154496049Mario oneshots Master Chief and then Kratos TEACHES him.
>>154496059God I want to suck female Deku's tits
I want Aang's faggot skull broken
>>154495836I love Aang vs Aether because cucky Aang gets stomped and the Avatar franchise has went down the toilet for the last twenty years. Most tards love their cuck so they hate it despite the free win they got on Fullmetal
>>154496109Don't be a sore loser Ed
>>154495969Those feats aren't even his feats. He never turns into a star to beat anyone and the whale shit only works out of context.
>>154496109>Aang is a faggot>When plapped Katara's brown ass, had kids with her, and had own screen kisses with her in both the show and the new movie
What's the connection between edward vs aang? They travel a bunch and can control matter? That feels worse than bakureze.
Cucky Asta
>WOW, AWESOME. YEAH! THAT'S IT ZUKO, FUCK MY WIFE TO THE RYTHM OF Milennial Monsters YEAH, THAT'S SO FUCKING GOOD. HUH, WAIT A SECOND, YOUR EARS SEEM A LITTLE STRANGE, HOLD ON LET ME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK. WHAT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS, IS THAT A BROWN BUD ZUKO? WHY WOULD YOU HIDE THE BUD, WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?>WHA THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING Fireborn FROM BRANDON YATES ZUKO? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, HOW COULD YOU FUCKING LISTEN TO Fireborn WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE, WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT OF PUTTING JASON PAIGE ON IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO HIM WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE. OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING NIGGER, NOW I KNOW WHY WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU FUCKING FIRE KINGDOM ANY RIGHTS, I SHOULD BEND YOUR COCK WHILE YOU FUCK MY WIFE FOR PULLING SHIT LIKE THIS YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
>>154496097The point is that Gohan Vs. Invincible isn't just that it's a stomp, there's almost no way to really make this MU even interesting or not feel like they had to nerf Gohan to make it fair. There isn't anything to debate which isn't even the biggest offense, it's the fact that it's impossible to make this MU fun.
>>154496155They use the elements. Ha ha so funny Death Battle!
Cucky Asta part 2
>>154496128>He never turns into a star to beat anyoneHe was sapped of his powers in the beginning and got his strength back later. Not like the actual characters he fights wouldn't be able to deal with that either. Plus the boss fight is completely canon. Aether beat the shit out of the whale
The funny thing is that Edward would probably beat Aang nowadays thanks to having more speedwank and Philosopher Stone wank
>>154496165Yeah I remember when people said the exact same thing about...>Prime vs Sentry>Metal vs Cell>Bakugo vs Reze>Yusuke vs Ichigo
Gwen vs Jade with all the Talismans
>>154496178Some anon already pointed out that he only beats the whale when other characters have weakened it or backed him up. Throughout the game he almost never just solos a huge threat, he's always getting help. And again, he never turns into a star to fight anybody if he had that capacity.
>>154496164Aang did indeed say this.
>>154496158>>154496177I'm not a black clover fan but you're using the word "cucky" wrong and I don't see anything remotely resembling the definition of cuckoldry.
>>154495130*PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP* GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT *PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP**PLAP*
>>154496164Cucky Aang Cucky Aang Used Poontang Caged Up Wang
>>154495404muslimbros...raff muhammadbros...we lost.
KIIIINNNNGGGGGEELLLLLEEEEEEERRRR!!!
You will never be a real multiversal character, you have no feats, only flowery statements with nothing to back them up, written by a retarded writer.
>the entire thread is cùck posts holy fuck you retarded mouth breathing nigger ape can you delete this shit already
>>154496203>>Prime vs SentryThere were a number of people that thought Sentry had a chance, so no.>>Metal vs CellThere were people that thought Cell had a chance of winning because duh he's a dragonball character with actual feats>>Bakugo vs RezeNo one wanted this MU to happen in the first place. Everyone knew Reze loses. It was only fabricated to slander MHA. >>>Yusuke vs IchigoThis was a genuine legacy MU that became a more obvious stomp as time went on.
>>154496265>racismbe better
>>154496158>Cuckmaker AstaFTFY
>>154496229
>Racism
>>154496303>>154496300
BIG BRO JET TOOK KATARA’S FIRST EVERYTHINGG???WELL STIFFEN THE BADGERMOLES AND YYYYYYYAABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOO!!
>>154496316The HERO of these threads…
>>154496270>There were a number of people that thought Sentry had a chanceBecause they were fucking stupid and there are dumbfucks who think Mark beats Gohan too>CellSee above>Bakugo vs RezeAnd yet they still did this fight which is the entire point of the post>YusukeAnd became a stupid shitstomp by the time they made it. So what's even the argument anymore? "Gohan vs Invincible is too much of a stomp for them to do...oh but they've already done multiple stomps on par with it already and will likely do far more in the future, and are currently doing one such stomp right now with Aether vs Aang". Woah. I sure feel debunked.
>>154496303???That tells me nothing.
>>154496322>STIFFEN THE BADGERMOLESFinally something funny
>>154496211Nobody weakened the whale. Childe sparred with it for a few months to keep it from flooding the country and Neuvilette just removed it from the primordial sea. The person in charge of the whale flat out said he beat the whale fair and square so she determined he was strong enough for her to bother explaining things to him
I never knew people hated Aang so much until coming to /co/. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>154496345What does it mean? I don't get the joke.
>>154496344Be a Better Man.
>>154496347if that bald retard were real, I would do my best effort to find him IRL and kill him myself
>>154496347Aang is a Monster. Traveller will TEACH him to be a Better Man.
>Rapes his female opponent
>>154496372See >>154496344
>WHAT DEKU, ASH, YUGI, KURIBOH, BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON, NATSU, LUFFY, USOPP, PIKACHU, CHARIZARD, YUJI, DENJI, POCHITA, AND BORUTO TOOK TURNS ON LILY?!?!?? I-I-IM SO HAPPY FOR HER
>>154496343I think the fact that they don't even fuck with the idea of having Future Gohan fighting a bunch of evil Mark variants solidifies the fact that trying to make this MU would be frustrating to do in general.
>be better porch monkey pavement ape cock sucking faggot tranny jeet bitch ass rape moon cricket sun goblin
>>154496383>Monster>Never kills anyone and specifically has a no kill code>Beat the big bad of his series without killing him, and making said Big Bad live in jail for his crimes
>>154496404That is not the path of a HERO
Zuko can't even generate lightning, meanwhile random factory worker #8 could.
>>154496369It's stiffen the wombats but with an Avatar animal. Someone actually watched the fucking source material and made an appropriate reference.
>>154496436Prove random factory worker #8 wasn’t the Kratos of Avatar
i hope kratos poster fucking dies and i hope his siblings commit suicide in front of his grieving parents
>>154496439I know what a badger mole is but I don't get the expression "stiffen the wombats".
>>154496453The Kratos of Avatar was Korra considering like Kratos in GoW Classic, Korra's actions ended up fucking up the world.
>>154496464Superman would NOT say that
>racism>transphobia>homophobia>cuckoldphobia>lorephobiaWhy are so many anons in these threads such… such monsters?
>>154496464Superman would say this
>>154496392>think the fact that they don't even fuck with the idea of having Future Gohan fighting a bunch of evil Mark variantsWhen have they ever said that? In fact the only time I ever saw them comment on that fight, they had this to say:https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/1r21anq/ballot_banter_128/>Future Gohan vs Invincible War (Dragon Ball Z vs Invincible) Goes pretty hard, Ben really digs it. There is an argument to be made he is weaker than teen gohan but Invincibles are weaker than the original also. Kind of admitting who wins just from the premise alone “it takes 20 of these guys to fight this one guy” type reveal. Ben asks if any of the invincibles have anything unique that mark doesn’t have, or is it just throwing ten evil marks at gohan. Gets reminded the future androids are also weaker than the normal ones and gohan still struggled with them. Wouldn’t have to talk about Mystic gohan which is a plus. DJ loves mystic gohan but everyone else doesn’t really like it.
>RACISM
remember when this image casually obliterated /dbg/?
>>154496482Me, a monster? No, I am a Devil! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
>>154496508KEEEKYPOW!!!
i hope kratos poster comes home and finds his parents dead via suicide
>>154496404>>Never kills anyonehttps://youtu.be/HV3NmoGJh48?is=thZBtIMTeExV5w_2
>>154496496I've noticed the one tokuposter just really isn't genuine at all, first that thing about Homelander vs Red Keeper being close (it isn't, Red Keeper is planet level) and now this
>>154496346You can frame it however you like but I think it's more honest to say he had assistance because like I said, he never beats a huge threat on his own, it's always with help.
>I am so lonely. All the other Viltrumites are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from planet to planet committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care. Take it to your grave.
>>154496511https://youtu.be/wvxvvzXphw0?t=51&is=OMjvILGbgcKVSPxm
Why are y'all being so mean to me? I'm trying to spread love and peace. I'm trying to TEACH young men.
>ganging up on the kratos posterhave the halls fallen this far?
>>154496496>Kind of admitting who wins just from the premise alone “it takes 20 of these guys to fight this one guy” type reveal.It's kind of sad if you have to do this to make it fair game for Gohan. Hell, a doomed variant of him.
Selling kratos posters dog to a chinkoid freak to be slaughtered and eaten
>>154496596
>>154496526Most of these examples involve fire nation MONSTERS looking to be TAUGHT, CHADng should not be held accountable for being a loyal KINGtos scholar.
>>154496596I don't even have a dog. My dog that was named Chichi died.
>>154496585Is this the only thing you have left to argue lmao>w-well it's sad you have to nerf it to make it f-fair for Gohan...Logically they shouldn't nerf Gohan at all, because they didn't nerf Ichigo, or Aether, or Bakugo, but they still did the fights anyway because Death Battle has never cared about massive shitstomps
>>154496583They hate a HERO and a KING
>>154496605Asta...
>WOWZA! Is that you, my DEAR SISTER LUMINE!? FINALLY, after 500 years we're reunited at las-.... Why are you smiling at me like that?? Eeeeeeeh!? You're saying that you've spent the last five centuries.... *gulps* TASTING EVERY SINGLE TYPE OF COCK IN TEYVAT WITH YOUR LOWER MOUTH!?! HILICHURL'S ARE YOU'RE FAVORITE!?!? SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'VE GUZZLING DOWN GALLONS UPON GALLONS OF CHURLSLOP INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR ME!?! AND YOU'VE FOUND ME BY MERE COINCIDENCE AS YOURE ACTUALLY ON YOUR WAY TO LIYUE TO GET YOUR YEARLY DOZE OF RED LAPIS DRAGON DONG?!?!? And... A-and now that you've found your lost brother after all these YEARS you want me to CAPTURE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR SEX ENCOUNTERS WITH TEYVAT'S FINEST BVLLS FROM NOW ON WITH MY TRUSTY KAMERA!?!?! What can I say except... LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!! HELL, I'LL EVEN HELP YOU HOOK UP WITH OTHER BVLLS THAT I'VE MEET ON MY TRAVELS!!!!!!
>>154496605I love technology.
>>154496623If you have to jump through hoops to make a MU work then it is probably a bad MU in general if you need to be very specific.
>>154496605China...
OH GOD, SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! I NEED I NEED....
>>154495176>We're going to get [uninteresting stomp]
>>154496638K,B,C
https://youtube.com/watch?v=41GsS3jldOIBVLL angel, BVLL angelWill you be Katara’s?My darling dearWill succ you all the timeI'm just a foolA cucky lil bro to youBVLL angel, BVLL angelThe one she adoresShe’ll Fuck you forever and ever moreI'm just a foolUse my face to wipe your shoesShe fell for you and I sawThe vision of your sex, sexinessIn my cuck closet I pray that somedayI'll see the vision of you fucking Katara’s ass, oh, ohBVLL angel, BVLL angelPlease, be mineMy Big Bro dearCuck me all the timeI'm just a foolYabba Dabba DOOOOOOOOOO
>>154496535The narwhal wasn't being empowered by the primordial sea. It was devouring it which caused the sea to rise and almost destroy the country. Skirk didn't even help. She jumps in once it's already knocked out and throws it into a portal But even 50% solar system level still rapes Aang's best feat so it's alright
>>154496642You're not even engaging anymoreDeath Battle has done stomps, it will continue to do stomps, the fact you're this hung up over one major stomp is stupid as fuck, if they want to adjust things to make it less stompy they will do that and they were even receptive to doing so for Mark vs GohanI like how you were also caught on your dumbass lie and you're still continuing to babble nonsense
>>154496638YUM to the MY to the ROO it FVARKING TWITCHED!!!
>Two of the Smallville actors were involved in a sex cultSUPERMAN BROS?!
When the day is done, and the Sun goes downWhen there Children cry, and the Mothers frown.When the knives are drawn, and the blood is spilt.Your body quakes, and your bones will chillYOU SEE A GHOST. OOOOO-OOOOOMY GOD I'VE SEEN A GHOST, OOOOO-OOOOO
>>154496638>Looking up fetish accounts
>>154496164>>154496677Canontos!
stealing every single one of kratos posters disability checks
>>154496703Avatards are really desperate since this might be the least debatable matchup of the season, please understand
>>154496678I know you're desperate but you might want to get better lies and agenda if you actually want people to believe your bullshit when it's so easily falsifiable.
>>154496638>its realhttps://x.com/CuckTraveleryou retards are disappointing
>>154496681The MU being a stomp isn't even the biggest issue. Mark doesn't have a whole lot to really do to make the fight interesting choreography-wise aside being a punching flying brick like his father. My main problem isn't the fact that it's a stomp, it's the fact that it's a BORING stomp. I already made it clear before.
>>154496723Did you play the game? Traveler was beating the shit out of it before Neuvilette separated it from the sea and the Narwhal devouring stars had nothing to do with the sea either. It's outright said during the boss fight Maybe try actually playing the game instead of begging Google AI to argue in favor of Aang instead, retard
>>154496761>Mark doesn't have a whole lot to really do to make the fight interesting choreography-wise aside being a punching flying brickWe literally just had a Dragon Ball vs Invincible fight where one character was just a punch merchant versus someone who could also transform and shoot energy blasts"Muh fight choreography" has also been whined about in every matchup I've mentioned this yearNeither of these are actual issues. I don't think you're being honest in why you don't want this fight anon
I FUCKING LOVE STATEMENTSCAN YOU EVEN IMAGINEWAY BACK IN THE PAST WHENWE THOUGHT THAT FIGHTS WERE WON BY FEAT CHADSWHO COULD BUST A MOUNTAINAND YEAH, I LIKE A GOOD BATTLEBUT EVENTUALLY I GOTTA MAKE ILLIF IT DOESN'T HAVE THOSE LIESTHAT MFTL, EXTRAVERSAL, DIMENSIONAL PRIZEI FUCKING LOVE STATEMENTS
>>154496769>No arguments or proof just ad hominem and trust me broThey aren't sending their best
>>154496785>>154496707>>154496596>>154496524>>154496464aSAAAAAARa bro, it’s over you are a monster no longer.Kingtos is the Master of you now we can sit here and debate son
>>154496784>We literally just had a Dragon Ball vs Invincible fight where one character was just a punch merchant versus someone who could also transform and shoot energy blastsYeah and that sucked shit too.
>put on the first episode of Ultraman>Ultraman looks in the camera and reads out my social security number and wants me to key my neighbor's carPeople like this crap?
kratos poster? gaped raped lost BIGLY malding seething shitting diapy
>>154496794Retardbro...
>Ash Ketchum: That girl you like, Tea. I'll have a Ditto shapeshift into her!. W-w- just tell me! I'll fucking suck your dick, please! I'll do anything! You want me to eat shit? I'll eat your fucking shit! I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV in front of the other champions!
>>154496839Did you forget to take your meds this morning?
>>154496841Are you the Benchod of all time? Kingtos is allways winning
Losing this astronomically ANUS gaped this wide RAPED so thoroughly
>shitting diapyMe out of nowhere
>>154496839No, your neighbor's actually an alien. He's trying to protect you.
>>154496858What are you even attempting to prove with this shitty screenshot dumbfuck? That Neuvellete didn't do it on his own? No shit, I never said he did.
>Superboy-Prime punches reality so Kratos' original wife and daughter never died>Kratos never gets the events leading him to become a better man, meaning he is MUCH weaker now>Superboy-Prime now kills that Kratos
Are you Disco?Are you Cola?
Bitch Kratos won and take the LLLLLLz
Kratos poster? FUCKING RAPED
>>154496923I have raped your whole family and I have made them prostitutes
Warhammer
>>154496785>Absolutely nothing about cuckoldry.THIS. THIS IS AN ACTUALLY FUNNY SHIT POST. THIS IS A GOOD COPY PASTA.THISIS CANON.
>prostitutes oh here we go kratos poster the jeet is cracking he's mad now. vishnu and buddah are false gods btw
>>154496906It's hard proof that Aether is beating the shit out of the whale without even needing Neuvilette to help him. So he obviously scales
>>154496966Curse Jesus right now, Bitch Kratos won too much
Reminder literally all of Cucky Asura’s fand are confirmed Indian.
too easy. izzat? not real you are lower caste no better than the cowshit you eat
Kratos won, bigots
>>154496996Well no shit
>>154496982Hard proof how? Nothing in that screen shot is doing that.
wow now he's pretending to be a goku poster now my how pathetic not surprising from a lesser "person" such as yourself
>K.O!>rest in peace Goatman...>This battle was extremely close, on paper Asriel had all the tools he needed to take this fight, but he fell short in a few key points. Let's examine this in 4 categories >Starting with Experience! It should be no surprise that Asriel has a big edge over Marisa here, he's been resetting this own timeline millions of times to experience every single possible outcome in the underworld.>But to be fair all that experience is pretty limited to what Flowey would be able to find in the underworld itself, Marisa while having less time active has faced way bigger threats and more variety of opponents. Both have their own strengths here so this is a tie >But not so much in speed! Marisa can blitz through infinity pretty casually, moving faster than light is a normal day in gensokyo. At face value she is by all means faster than Asriel >But only in the conventional way, in his Hyperdeath form Asriel was capable of moving on the remains of a shattered timeline, a place completely devoid of time!>At his peak Asriel should be way above linear time, Goatman takes speed!>Maybe that would help him get the upper hand if he could also take, Power:>For a in depth look at their absolute peaks we can compare the two barrier destroying feats: Sumireko destroying the hakurei barrier vs Asriel destroying the Barrier at mount ebott, both required a specific set of items and involve the destruction of a metaphysical boundary >And the comparison paints a clear picture. Even if we just assume The Hakurei Barrier just contains Youkai mountain and it's surroundings it would still be significantly bigger than My Ebott (Youkai mountain: 3.000 Meters tall and 30 Kilometers wide Vs Mt Ebott most generous approximation: 1.066 meters tall and 3.6 kilometers wide)>Of course the underground in Undertale is definitely bigger than what the mountain would show on the outside, but guess what? Gensokyo has its own underground physically connected to it as well!...
>>154494977Flowey jobs to the princess though
>>154497018Asurabros are already the lowest caste in all of India. Kratos v Asura put them all in lifelong Izaat debt
>>154497054Yes Saar I am Asurabro Saad I have been in izaat debt ever since Kratos GAPED my hero asura oh nononononoOh god i hear the izaat debt collectors knocking on my door now bros this is the end i will never forgive Kingtos o algo
>>154497045>And according to Neo-Traditionalism of Japan Former Hell should be around 237.000 Kilometers tall, that's bigger than the diameter of Jupiter! No matter what kind of generous interpretations we could give to Undertale's underworld nothing is matching that!>And Marisa not only can fight Sumireko, but she even kept one of those balls for herself!>Pop up: Even if we scale Asriel to Hyper Goner seemingly destroying a timeline Marisa could still scale higher to the Likes of Doremy Sweet, Yukari, and Tenshi, all of who can create or destroy infinite spacetime continuums >The ordinary magician takes power >So the fight comes down to their Abilities: and unfortunately for Asriel having all the souls of Monsterkind falls short even when just counting Marisa's ability cards, let alone her full Arsenal...>To be fair the save and resets would definitely give Marisa a headache, those are way more reliable than the precognition and time reversal the Ultramarine orb elixir gives>The problem being that even if he can reset that wouldn't get rid of Marisa on its own, and every time he dies Asriel's will to live would take a hit>And Marisa not only has ways to come back from the death she also has ways to avoid death entirely! Exoteric borders, Death bombing, Shields, invulnerability, you name it! Meanwhile Asriel is entirely reliant on his resets to keep himself on the fight >Marisa also has experience fighting, and winning, wars of attrition, as she overwhelmed the Hourai immortal Mokou to the point of making her give up from the excruciating pain>Something she could perfectly replicate here given her power advantage, or she could just use one of her ability cards to directly steal Asriel's will to fight >Asriel was never going to go down easily, But Marisa's Firepower, Tricks, and Guts would be enough to overwhelm the God of Hyperdeath >AS REAL ( "Asriel") as his power was, Marisa took him TO HOME ("Touhou") >The winner is Kirisame Marisa!
>>154496964You're welcome
KIIIIINNNGGGGTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSS
>>154497040Maybe at least go watch the video where you're beating the shit out of the whale until it decides to swallow you
>>154494955Alex YIIK I'm dead serious he hard counters undertale and deltarune
your holy animal btw
I have such low izzat I am going to kill myself saar. You did this bastards
W-what is happening here!?
>>154497071Thank you, you're A REAL HERO!Please stay and post more like this.
>>154497091Kratos poster lost BIGLY
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g?si=LKPp1v8UDigFjmZK
>>154497091Cucky Asura bro lost Bigly bitch
Opponents for I-No from Guilty Gear?
>>154497084your holy animal by the way oh no is he a bitch
>>154497084I'm going to fuck this burger with my tongue
OH OH NONONONONO his jeet esl is coming out HAHAHA
Asura is the eternal loser who become Prostitute in Mumbai and kicked out of country
Brown vs Brown
I have no time for bitches when I am always being the KING
>>154497127whiter than you spic
Spy vs Spy ass thread.
i winned
yeah we can tell you get no bitches king of the shitting street
>>154497133Why are you pretending to be the king, Spawn victim?
>>154497143Are you just a dumb bitch? Do it and say it to us clearly son!
>>154497091Asurasissy is off xer meds again
>>154497136Post ancestry
>>154497152I have fucked your sister and made her prostitute to my cousins. She bows to the King and shows respect as she is needed
Since Supergirl bombed, let's have a Death Battle where she gets killed.
nah you gotta work for that (you)
>>154497180The heat of the hands cooks the meat.
>>154497174Can She-Hulk beat her?
>>154497076>Maybe watch [SHIT THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN] and I'm too lazy to even provide a link for since it doesn't exist
I am seeing enough, Kratos won so badly and you took an L once again…
>>154497141Could be cool
>>154497045>>154497068troonhou fanfiction
We need a rapper Death Battle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K80anF-sYvw
>>154497199I want Tracer vs Scout Rematch with the official voice actors and animated by Crash Maul.
damn son ai posts and esl posts the jeet is really fucking pissed off now, go eat some cow shit and call down little man
The quality of these threads would improve a little if we banned all of SEA, but they would still be trash since none of the posters want to actually discuss anything
>>154497242I want to discuss the texture of Kratos’ wrinkled pink bootyhole.
What is SEA?
>>154497242I will always be a seamen.
>>154497248Sissies Emulating Asura
>>154497248South East Asia
>seething over CHADsuraBEASTS out of NOWHEREYou have to be better.
>>154497091KEKtos got too cocky
>>154497257What's there that should be banned? India? Isn't that in general South Asia?
JIMINY JILLICKERS!! FURINA?!? YOU'RE GIVING ME the BOOT in favor of NEUBVLLETE?!? Who swooped in like a GODDAMN VULTURE to snag MY SPOT in your HEART?!? WHAAAT--!?! I’m not even PISSED—I’m fucking THRILLED! I’m practically JIZZING myself with GLEE over being KEKED and REPLACED ONCE AGAIN! This is literally the fifth time SVPERIOR MAN steals away my CRUSH! Two MORE TIMES and I'll finally become the ULTIMATE KEK of TEYVAT, a tittle I’ve been CRAVING all ALONG!!!! TWIST MY CAGEY and CALL me sally—I, Aether the 500 year old VIRGIN, AM RELISHING every second of this HUMILIATION like a PIG in SHIT!!! Right now I’m fucking BEGGING for more BVLLS to FLEX their SUPERIOR PHYSIQUE and COCKS all over MY WORTHLESS, PSEUDOCLITTY HAVING SELF and SEDUCE AWAY EVERY SINGLE GIRL I FALL FOR IN MY TRAVELS!!!
>>154497242this could have been avoided if death battle didnt use statements instead of feats and also if every single indian was genocided
>Kratos got replaced by his wifeNo amount of humiliation will compare to that.
>>154497274Indians generally try to redirect blame to other brownoids to spare themselves.
>muh genocide!!It's wh*the people cuck posting. Kill all mayo monkey cousin fuckers.
>>154497248Sexually Energizing Adolescents
KINGtos remains unsurpassed.
>>154497295>this could have been avoided if death battle didnt use statements instead of featsAll matchups involving japshit would never happen, though. There is not a single japshit verse that is legitimate multiversal.
>>154497242I want to discuss if all of LWA verse has a chance against Zatanna, but no one else does
>>154497320NTA but there is not a single thing in fiction that passes universal by feats only.Feats have a limit, fiction is meant to be limitless, and is arbitrary by nature.
>>154497336Kratos rapes both son
>i am to be posting kratos i is am chad >we ams be men better >*shits in the street* >*rapes old man* >india superpower >heres my ai kratos image of him being a chad you bastard benchode
>>154497336No, because she's from DC.That's all there is to it.We can go deep into how Zatanna would counter each Witch but ultimately it is a waste of time because the entire thing can be summarized with "Capeshit character always wins until proven otherwise"DC and Marvel are boring to powerscale
>>154497350What about destroying several universes at once? That would pass as above universal.
>>154497356Projection bitch
>>154497045>>154497068Kinda downplay for Marisa but I expect DB to do something like that for Touhou They won't give everyone Infinite multiversal scaling unless they really need it
>>154497380We don't know the size nor the shape of the universe.The marbles could be sub universal and only multi galaxy for all we know.And it's impossible to depict infinity.
Kratos lost again
>>154497356PooSAARa said this after getting mindbroken.
This is what Kratosfags do whenever they aren't posting AIslop images of their hero here, btw
>projection bitch
>>154497408Women's rights were a mistake
>>154497408My heroine is more popular with women than Kratos
>RacismKingtos warped you.
If you can't even impregnate your wife four different times, can you call yourself a man?
>>154497408>Japanese nicknameJap women hate masculinity and all schlick it to Sephiroth, they find any man who's not a bishounen repulsive
>Incel meltdown Women won btw, they are more valuable to society than you will ever be.
he's trying so hard not to go full jeet speak.
Why so angry, chuds?
>>154497453QUEENS are BASED, nuff said.
>>154497408>More women find Denji and Gojo attractive than KratosIs this a good or bad thing?
>>154497479Yup, that's my hero!
OOF now he's double posting
>>154497483I don't even think it's weird for them to find Kratos unattractive, he isn't meant to be attractive to women or anything, he's meant to be intimidating and stoic
>>154497408>Old, wrinkly faggot with an unkempt beard and saggy, scarred skinWomen found his Greek version attractive.
Woman want to fuck Goku more than Kratos, and he's literally voiced by an old hag.
Cucky toku lost
>>154497532Post beef.
>>154495067>>154495148Do any of you faggots actually still go there to shit up their threads or is this just falseflaggotry again? Either way both parties are hyperautistic for keeping this up for months. You all need to get a job.
Powerscaling is fun
>>154497483Half of what constitutes "attractiveness" for twitter women specifically boils down to the average gay rape pasta you'll see posted here said in full earnest, they don't want to fuck their husbandos, they just want to watch them get fucked by bigger men instead, so you tell me whether that's good or bad.
>>154497509sure thing, "Lost Nomad"
>>154497547bro i do have a job. i work construction.
>>154497508I mean for society as a whole. By all accounts, completely seriously, Kratos is a better partner/person than Denji or Gojo. Whether he's attractive or not is irrelevant.
seriously just post beef dude
>>154497565post monkey meat mayo bitch
>>154497548But which one gives the best blowjobs?
>Kratos is a better person than GojoReally nigga
People willingly fucked Steve-O. Kratos looks better.
>>154497558I kinda agree, but we are talking about attractiveness here, not who's logically the better partner.
>>154497558and a Better Man than them.
>>154497558>Kills his own wife and child>Better partner Eh?
come on google images beef it isnt that difficult my man
>>154497548>universal piranha plantWhat are we even doing anymore, man?
>>154497549>they don't want to fuck their husbandos, they just want to watch them get fucked by bigger men instead,Unrelated by some guy offered me a threesome where he and a girl get me off. Is that gay? Like he would suck me off.
Boy! Being attractive to the MOST women doesn't matter. Do not take me for a FUCKBOI. All that matters is being attractive to the right WOMAN. Remember that.
>>154497592a TRANSwoman specifically.
>>154497555>spends his offtime on this threadThey need your tardstrength on the oil rig nigga
>>154497574When you stop to look at Gojo's actions he really comes off as a spoiled, brat who never understood the consequences of his actions.Similarly Kratos fucked up and ruined hundreds of lives but at least he is aware of that, Gojo even took the easy way out and never had to live with the consequences of his failure
What did he TEACH her?
>>154497592Yes KINGtos!
>>154497180For a split second, I read the filename as Reze burger.
Sorry I was getting a shower. What did I miss?
>ai images >replying to himselfI mean it dude post beef rn
>>154497610>Pic's name.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154497615Why didn't you film it for me?
>>154497574Yes I do think so.>>154497583Kratos redeemed himself. He's at least a better lifelong partner than Gojo and Denji.
>>154497307>Indian on Indian violenceI say let them kill each other
>>154497199Spy is for Agent 47.>>154497217How well did the rematch poll go for that MU?
>>154497627Nta but I don't know what that means.
>there are "people" in here who think Gojoke is a better man than NuKratos
He FUARKING won...
>>154497648Indians worship cows. If they dodge/get mad if you ask them to post beef, they're Indian
>>154497645>Spy is for Agent 47Get that zoomoid shit out of here. Awful matchup
>>154497600nah bro, my cousin worked as an oil rigger and got shit whipped into the air
>>154497242>every thread personality gets bannedWorld peace achieved
>>154497661No. Curse Jesus right now
>>154497645How would I know?>>154497661Oh, okay.
>>154495213That's funny. It's always embarrassing whenever Sonicfags try to make him look cool.
>>154497656I don't remember Gojo going on temper tantrum so bad it doomed Greece.
>>154497668Do it pussy we need more autistic niggas like you carrying the backs of our entire economy with your retard muscle
>getting mad over beef
>>154495213GOOOOOOOOODDDnic!!
>>154497666What's wrong with it?
If Indians are so bad, why is England importing them by the dozen? Answer me that, chud?
>he's unironically mad over beef quit fooling around anon post beef
>>154497729The British also think Mr. Blobby's the funniest fucking thing.
>>154497645Agent 47 is for Golgo 13
oh no no no we arent discussing britoids rn we are discussing jeets now post beef right now
Post beef, I hunger…
Everybody gangsta til an Indian molests them in their sleep (inevitable because Israel).
Imagine hating beef
>>154497741Who?
>>154497607Holy... not only do people in JJK not understand Gojo, but even LARPing readers don't. Gojo is cocky, yes, but its for a good reason. His other most defining characteristic is that he wants the youth to be able to enjoy their lives and to be pushed toward their potential instead of the archaic jujutsu system where if you aren't born with a good technique, jujutsu society will never treat you as anything better than a servant. Why do you think he got so mad when the elders tried to assassinate Yuji even after Gojo made them swear to spare him?Kratos, meanwhile, got ragebaited by Ares into turning himself into a bloodlusted fiend just so he could win more battles.
>hulk went from THE jobber of marvel to one of its strongest characters.Its bizarre, you know A LOT of comic book characters strength in these vs debates comes from how long they have been around and how every now and then they would do something completely crazy, but not Hulk. Hulk was pretty consistently used as a benchmark punching bag to make other characters look stronger, for the longest time his best feats were jumping from one planet to another and losing to the Sentry but now he's fundamentally tied to the super devil of marvel.
BEEF, ITS WHATS FOR DINNER
I can't wait to eat some steak on the Fourth of July.
>>154497802Who cares? He's trannycore now.
>>154497834FVARK just like me heroes Superboy Prime and Gwenpool!!!
>>154497719It's a matchup that has nothing to do with 47 as a character and is basically just "spies who use disguises". Which could be fine except for the fact the dynamic is kind of shit as well given 47 just sort of automatically sees Spy and can basically start blasting him at any point and Spy doesn't really do anything against that.It's also a gigantic fucking shitstomp in favor of Spy because of autistic TF2 scaling which legitimately ruins the entire point of a grounded stealth MU involving one of the most foremost grounded stealth characters. No one wants to hear about the fact that Spy, even though he's less skilled/stealthy than 47 overall wins because he's an FTL town buster.Basically, it's Bakugo vs Reze with stealth characters and 47 is too good of a character to waste on this shit + there are better things you can do with the TF2 cast.
Team Fortress 2 is for humiliating Over-Watch.
LOOK AT ITLOOK AT ITLOOK AT ITI WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT
>>154497884NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>154497782He wants the youth to enjoy their lives instead of being pushed down by the system... That he helps keep in place and benefits from.Friendly reminder Gojo is essentially the only important member of his clan, one of the 3 Clans alongside the Zennin, and the other irrelevant blood bending faggots, who are the whole reason Jujutsu society is the way it isAlso Gojo's support for the youth is... Superficial at best He is a god awful teacher, why? Because he can't brute force his way into being good at it, same way he failed to fix Jujutsu society because he can't brute force it into being better.Moreover him being a complete retard in shibuya and Shinjuku is what got a bunch of his precious students in lethal danger, something that he never showed any regret or even concern, even after he died For someone who knows his existence is the reason curses are stronger he never stops to think of the implications of his powers making life harder for everyone else.Kratos fucked up a lot of shit, and he was a complete retard. That's true, but at least he is aware of that and will 100% own his mistakes and try do better even if just a bit.Gojo, NEVER learns anything from his mistakes, if anything his mistakes make him double down on his "The strongest" act and he never had to face the consequences of his reckless and retarded way of life.
>>154497884You're making me hungry.
Beef or chicken?
>>154497884nom nom nom
When's the next dox?
>>154497776https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golgo_13Professional hitman with no known true identity, best assassin in the world, hates impersonators
>>154497942>literal whonobody cares zoomzoom want spy tf2
RRRROOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!
Didn't Kratos open Pandora's box which infected all the gods with evil and made them all crazy and eventually doomed all of Greece?
>>154497884the heat of the heat cooks the steak.
>>154497884YUMMY! I'd kill to have some nice beef
>I killed billions of people but I felt bad about it>so I'm better than you because you're slightly irresponsible
Yeah I'm thinking Kratos won
Yeah I'm seeing here on the scoreboard that Kratos won?
>"I am disappointed, Strange. Very disappointed.">"Unifying myself with abstract entities and nullifying hax were the first tricks I learned.">"It didn't kill Nelson... Did you think it would kill me?">"I've traveled at the velocity of God.">"I've fought beings so transcendental and so powerful they are more real than all of existence itself.">"But you... you're just a man...">"... And this world's supreme man is no more of a threat to me than its supreme ant."
>>154497974>slightly irresponsible
>>154497959I feel so safe bros…>>154497961He gave Greece Hope back.
well this has been the single gayest thread ever fuck you all and die
Post Dr. Fate having a feat on this level.
>>154497958I'm pretty sure zoomzooms don't even know what TF2 is
Yummers
>>154497983Yeah, and cucky toku lost
>>154497897>He is a god awful teacher, why?He isn't, tho? He taught Yuji a lot and was the only guy who believed in Potential Man to stop being a bitch and try.>Moreover him being a complete retard in shibuya????He killed Hanami and saved a bunch of people despite being put in an unwinnable situation.>shinjukuNo idea what he did wrong here other than lose to Plotkuna.
>>154498018I-I CAN'T!!
>>154498020What are you even talking about? I played tf2 a bunch a few years ago.t. 20
>>154498025I'll take some bussy for dessert.
>>154498025>beef
>>154498014salty aSAARa bro...
>>154497193https://youtu.be/aUquT8D0tII?is=7HTneokU_hqIcxQXRetard. Stop relying on fucking reddit trained AI
Kingtos and UltraChad are getting ready to celebrate July 4th!
>>154498059Feed that Ultra, he's starving to death.
beef you said?https://youtu.be/cQBJkGtA5aU
>>154497659Nah
>>154498020Yeah cuz the murring trannies erping in hightower servers aren't zoomers apparently
>>154498059Is that the fucking Netflix ultraman? they made figures of that thing?
>>154498044Thanks for providing proof of my claims for free.
>>154498099Most intelligent avatard
>>154498080Yuuuuuuup
Dormammu fucking WOOOOONNNNNN
>>154497659>only confirmed loser in MHAKEKAROO
>series is named after a Hinduism term>series is filled with toilet humor and characters shitting out in the openSAARng...
...the retarded niggertranny award along with his buddies
>>154498115Sure did.
>>154498150>>154498142you ruined it...
Alright which one of you Indians killed the thread again?
Saar I do not like Mineta because Deku is my bvll hero
>>154494924Sucks to be you.
>Someone tried to mock Dormammu.>The universe itself prevented it because it knew it would've been wrong, and that Dormam would have punished it.>Even if it was failed the attempt itself was noticed by Dormammu so he killed the thread.FVARK. BEYOND BOUNDLESS.
>>154498217"Dormammu*"Nuke Google.
>>154494977You gotta be a troon to get it, probably.
Cucky Trigon.
>>154495045>>154495176Gohan is for Boruto.Enjoy.
>>154498260what faction of brown does bort represent? brazilians?
>>154498111Not an argument
>>154495225Please fucking kill yourself. You are too retarded to live.
>>154498239Agreed
The winner... is Sonic the Hedgehog
....master, Goku.
>>154495364Because you're giant cryBITCH faggots and all your post suck cock.Ideally, toku and kaiju wouldn't be the niggers of these threads. Unfortunately, you are the only LAME AS FUCK FAGGOT repping them. If you fucked off from the picture, it might help.
>>154498330Yes Sonic is the master of GoKEK
>>154495404Muslims don't mind other people eating pork, they just think it's unclean. Hindu's actually worship cows.
>>154498339...'s cock.
>>154498331Wild.
>>154495642Nah, Gohan is fighting Boruto.Invincible fights Jon Kent.These are the best possible matchups.
>>154495642>>154498367These all sound like awful, boring, stomp fights
>>154498367Those stomps are even bigger than Invincible vs Gohan
Reminder that CHADdow was going to marry Sally and cucky Sonic was going to watch.
>>154495850Hulk got FUCKED up.
>>154498331damn bro. they made you that mad with the height joke?
Good thing my HEROES aren't bad people, they're just pedophiles.
>>154498431Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails...
>>154496839The second episode he's got a black eye 'cause he's a stupid bitch.
>>154497109Nine from BlazBlue.
CUUUUUCKYYYYYYYY
SOONNNNNIIIICCCCC!
What Dragon Ball character could the strongest Naruto character hope to defeat?
>>154498532Start of series Naruto is already faster than everyone in Dragon Ball up to Dyspo so end of series Naruto can probably low diff Zeno
>>154498532Tien
Cucky the Killer Doll
>>154498556Anon just because light in Naruto is slower than real world sound waves doesn't make him fast
>>154498591No FAGON FAG is just that weak
>>154498600Characters faster than Haku struggle with wind based techniques this is canon.
>>154498620Incorrect
Malaysia will revive this thread.
>>154498665Any character superior to zabuza arc Naruto would have to be faster than Haku. Wind based ninjutsu aren't considered obsolete in universe. So light in Naruto must be slower than sound if Wind based ninjutsu are considered viable.
>light is slower in NarutoverseKek what a weak pathetic show
Naruto light vs MHA lasers
>>154498367Agreed.
>>154498367INVINCIBLETOOOOOOS!Jonsura...
>>154498327As expected. As ALWAYS.
What would you be without me?
>>154498749Time to find out.
>>154498749A better man.
>>154498713MHA lasers act like light based beams at least
When will we get stupid shit like comparing each verse's light's speed? "Dragon Ball's is 200 negrorillion times faster than IRL light something something like that."
>>154498685So is the m in /m/ stand for Malaysia?
>>154498790I've wanted them to actually measure the actual speed of onscreen 'lasers' since the first Link DB where they said his lazy backflip dodge of a school zone 'laser' made him 'massively faster than light'. Like, nigga, you BLIND.
Continue the battle>>154498888
>>154498532Maybe Chiaotzu?
>>154496035Andy Coffin…
