would you date a mutie?
>>154502522I would date anyone.
>>154502522I would date Soft Serve exclusively for the ice cream flavored rimjobs.
>>154502522A mutie wouldn't date me.
Yes, but only one.
>>154502522Yes and frankly the weirder the better.
>>154502522What game are they even playing?
Yes I would be all over scanner like you wouldn’t believe. She’s a sweetheart and one of the non bullshit telepaths with their excessive mind reading, she just senses.
>>154502522Only MystiqueI'll be her little normieOne of the good onesShe'll go off on herFlatscans all need to be exterminatedSame rants that Magneto givesThen she gets her holes filled by me every night while she begs for my normie cockMuttie women crave normie cockMy mugga
>>154502522Yeah, but only a telepath.
>>154502540Man, I was you until I dated some real duds. Just get a hooker. Trust me.
>>154502596That’s beautiful, anon
>>154502522>Gabriel PiccoloNo fucking thanks
>>154502588Cyclops is so cool. Glad the normies are starting to find out he's more of a Rambo, commando-esque soldier rather than a boy scout. Man, X-Men would be kino if they were in their own universe separate from the rest of Marvel. That would fix a lot of issues with X-Men.
>>154502615Sex is not my top priority. I just want to be in public with another person. Eating a meal and having a pleasant conversation.
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>>154502522if she's cute and likes me
>>154502722You can get a hooker to do that
>>154502722>having a pleasant conversationThat's not 'date anyone' territory. There are some nagging harpies in the world.
>>154502522Show me your chin baby
>>154502556>ice cream flavored rimjobs.This is why we need robots.
>>154502522>On phone during a datesee ya pardner
>>154502522Almost all of them are 10/10 super babes. Sure there's a bunch of baggage and killer robots always chasing them but it's worth it.
I would date MOST mutants but I would NOT date a telepath. Fuck that, I've read enough comics to know how THAT always goes.
>>154502522is this based on a irl picture and why did they pic rouge?
>>154502901This. You’re willing to date anyone until your girlfriend is screaming at you about how you cum too soon and can’t give her an orgasm so everyone in your apartment complex can hear her.
>>154502901There's also grenades and minefield that seem to explode on you in public.Maybe I'm a magnet for this kind of women but I'm just tired at this point.>>154503129I asked myself the same question, some things are oddly specific, maybe it's a movie scene.
Maybe...
>>154502522someone like the cute zebra waitress sure, but the X-men I'm staying away from that mentally ill cult and their drama
>>154503129It's Evo Rogue who's not a whore like OG Rogue.
>>154502522Sure.
>>154502522>Meet 11/10 qt after transferring schools to Bayville High>She goes to a "gifted institute"Guys what is a institute for the gifted? Is she like special needs or am I in the clear?
>>154503098>Almost all of them are 10/10 super babes.Half of them spend 8 hours a day in the Danger room, the other half spend 8 hours a day running from sentinels and shit. Physical activity helps tones muscles, who knew.And then there are the Morlocks who are literal sewer dwellers. Marauders did the world a favor.
>>154502522yes but im pretty sure she will steal all of my stuff
>>154502540>drinky crow show
As long as it's not a telepath (unless she is absolutely heads over heels and is a masochist) and not some Morlock tier cavewoman. And has a cute smile and is pleasant company.If it's someone like Rogue whose powers are a health hazard, keep in mind I want to have many children. So she either has to learn how to control it, or have a steady supply of power dampener collars. If she can't do either, we can still be friends, even something as dumb as watching TV is more fun if you have company.The cute smile is non-negotiable though.
>>154502522Why does she have an Uno card in her mouth if they're playing with a standard deck of cards
>>154504553It's a twitter/tiktok/whatever meme.
>>154502522I love miggers
>>154504553Shes retarded its cute
>>154502638The love triangle with Jean and Logan did Cyclops no favors. Even if he won, Scott still was the "boring, safe one".Scott is better with Emma or even Maddie.
>>154505324>>154502638Treating it like it was ever a triangle at all was decades of cope by wolverine fags that somehow got drug back up. Logan was always just a creepazoid simp.
>>154502522Literally not the one that kills me when she touches me. I'd date Kitty Pride, Storm, or non Phoenix Force Jean. Just Rogue is way to risky.
basically all I want is a woman that's reasonably intelligent, healthy, and not excessively materialistic/performative or cruel. if a mutant fits that I would date her.
>>154504095>Not marrying a 6 year old little girl like Muhammad wanted for everyoneShame on you. I spit on you.
>>154504598Yeah I wouldn't either because I just found my wife
>>154504669You mean muggas.
>>154503848Bullshit. An attractive girl who's only deformity is having zebra colors? These guys shouldn't be batting an eye at, in the marvel universe. Hell, at least one of them would want to bang her. Marvel needs to either end mutants or really clean up the mythos.
>>154505324>scott is boring, he's a dweeby squarethe reality of the comics just doesn't jive with this. by the time wolverine is around he's seen too much shit, been broken down and rebuilt too many times, felt too deeply. in claremont's run he feels more iconic as a brooding wanderer than logan.
>>154505841>Logan was always just a creepazoid simpWrong, it was reciprocal since Inferno and retroactively even further back in Classic X-Men. It’s part of the reason Jean left the X-Men, because she wanted to fuck him, which makes sense considering the dark phoenix saga was all about her repressed darker desires. Stuff like Team X and the memory implants comes from even later comics, yet it’s treated as an integral part of Wolverine’s character.
>>154505324>>154506068Scott has this thing where he is an insanely good tactician, possible related to his ability to see connecting angles several steps ahead. Emma once mentions that even when they are like fishing on the beach, Scott is seeing 10 different ways of how the fish could move and he is making plans for all of those ways, and a telepath would see all of that and have their jaws drop from the sheer awe.This was mentioned when he was with Emma so it could be a retcon explanation for why he always had flings with telepaths.
>>154502732If Akira Toriyama were still alive, this would be his favorite character
I too am a homo superior.
>>154502732>icecream still has to pass through flaps where all the residual shit collects when you poopeven practicing good hygiene and using a bidet i'm not sure it'd be bleached enough.
>>154506426>I too am a homoYes.
>>154506453I think from word of god and the way she’s treated here, she ONLY poops ice cream. There’s no residual shit because her body doesn’t produce it
>>154502596if your name isn't carol you have an uphill battle
>>154506453Why would there residual shit when the shit naturally turns into ice-cream?
>>154506453>when you poopshe doesnt poopIt's only ice cream
>>154506512does cyclops cry punch tears?
>>154506625No, cause his power isn't his body's tear ducts produce punchbeams, it's his eyeballs are doorway to the punch dimension. He has regular tear ducts.It's completely different.
>>154506625Terrible analogy
>>154502540Niggas say this and then don't reduce themselves to trying to find a lonely ugly girl. Dude I'm an ugly fuck and even I've had ugly girls desperate to be loved hoist that hope on me and they're devastated when even my standards are too high.
