Well?
SLURPPYKISSYSLURPLURPS SLLLSPLPLSPLSPSLPSLSPLSPSLSPLWPSLSPMWAMWAHMWAHGLGLCLGLCKGLCKSLSLSLPLLPSLPSPMWAHMWAHCHU~ <3
ROARtos. That is all.
>>154504938Ultraman...
>>154504938SUPERTOOOOOOOOOOOS...and all his RAPED, BITCH, VICTIMS...........
>Thor above Hulkrorurumao
Post kino fights made by people who actually watch the series they make matchups for
>>154504938Stops at Optimus and I'm not joking
>>154505016A fag made a blog and wesker won that matchup is bullshit red keeper is way better
BLACK HOOOOOOOOLE
>>154505020How does Optimus beat him?
>>154504938Stops at Comp Optimus.
Steve is hyperversal!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-o7WrpzeGo
>>154505064>Summon this "hyperversal being">Town level damage
>>154505094YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO POINT THAT OUT!!!
>>154505094>Godzilla Ultima and every eldritch Terraria boss out of NOWHERE
>>154505094Hey now, Town level is HUGE for Minecraft
>>154505094TOAA...
The funny thing about the guy trying to downplay Red Keeper is that he's doing this so the character can get on Death Battle with Homelander, a show infamous for taking things at max wank. Dude is iceskating uphill. I would be funny if they scaled him to Supes to make it fair though.
>>154505094wow they summoned him straight from capeshit?!
>>154505094Hulk...
>>154505113Ultima causes real life mental damage through math, giving it R > F scaling.
SLURPNIIIIIIIIIIC SSSSSLLRLRLRLRPRLLRPPLLRPRLLRPRLLP
>>154505020>>154505057Comp Optimus destroys everyone there, so it's not a bad loss.
>>154505179Ew. I don't want that dirty creature near me
>>154504938Shitren is weaker than the people under him.
>Character causes less destruction than what has been proven he should do because nobody fucking cares about logic and even much less about power scaling.>Retards still try to apply logic and power scaling to it.
>>154505209silence statementFRAUD
>>154505034That blog came out before S5 and downplayed the shit out of Homelander which Death Battle would not do
>>154505220Prove me wrong, nigger.Also, I'm no a statement retard, I'm an anti power scaling man.
SLUUUUUURPTOOOOOOOOS
>>154504938>CHADor above the green bitchCanon!
>>154505240"not*"Total Google Eradication.
>>154505209I think we should care about logic in stories.
Homelander's best and most thematic MU is against Yujiro anyways
>>154504938He clears
>>154505240You made a claim first with no proof to back it up. It is up to you to provide an argument why that is otherwise; I have nothing to debunk.
>>154505260No.Fiction is immune, outside of, and exempt from logic.Fictional narratives don't owe you logic.Authors don't care about it either.A story is meant to be an experience.That is all it is.
>>154505273I think people fell off of that since Yujiro really needs a fight that lets him actually compare his martial arts skills, so Heihachi got a lot more popular
>>154505273Homelander's most thematic matchup is Sephiroth but it's also a retarded match
>>154505287Literally all impossibilities, inconsistencies, plot holes, and fiction itself is my proof.See >>154505295
>>154504938Saitama and Jiren should both be at the bottom.
>>154505295>Anon is actually retarded
>>154505295t. pseud
Hey guys
>>154505319>No arguments.>Projecting.>>154505322???Idk who that is.
>>154505328Primesis...
>traceable nameI'm gonna find you and kill you.
>>154505295Stories should at least be internally consistent. They don't need to follow every single real life law, but they SHOULD follow the rules they've already established. If not, then the "strings" become visible and the entire experience is lessened. You'd have to be an idiot to not understand this.
>>154505328Your hero?
>>154505355Superboy Prime.
>SOLOS Scarlet King>SOLOS Sentry >SOLOS Thor>SOLOS Hulk
>>154505355Simon obviously!
>>154505328>avoid prolonged exposure to sunlightDoes it turn you into a vampire or something?
>>154505361Actually, according to the latest Death Battle, Sentry GAPES him.
>>154504938Do people actually want this? 096 can't do anything besides scratching and screaming, he is not interesting in a fight
>>154505355Junko Enoshima is my idol
>>154505004Thor can fly. Hulk is a jumping brick in a world of flying brick
>>154505353>Stories should be at least internally consistent.No, they do not have that obligation.>They should follow the rules they establish.Why? They don't exist, no laws can be applied.>The experience is lessened.No, I already no the story is fictional, impossible, unreal, imaginary and etc. solely for the fact that it's a story. It doesn't matter at all, you should only care how it makes you feel.
>>154505396being unable to fly never stopped Hulk or dozens of other non-flying niggas from beating Thor's face in
>>154505412"I already know*"I hate Google
>>154505412The other anon is right, you are retarded. Might as well not read anything at all if this is your mindset. Are you also incapable of answering "What if you didn't have breakfast this morning?"
DoomsdayBrolyMahoraga
>>154505444But I did have breakfast this morning retard
>>154505444I didn't have breakfast and nothing noticeably changed, other than that.>Might as well not read anythingWhy? That wasn't the point.That's not my mindset, my mindset is that power scaling is useless and has no meaning.
>>154505483That's because you are a redditor and your writing values are worthless garbage. Nobody is buying your meaningless nihilistic dog shit anymore.
>>154505389Yeah, this is only interesting as a music video
>>154505389Go watch the pitch on jobber's goddot chanel
I have the POTENTIAL to adapt to infinite outerversal infinite dimensional infinite multiversal conceptual reality warping acasual beyond all mathematical and logical system attacks btw
>>154505482Are you pretending to be me to cause chaos?>>154505492Calling me things that I am not isn't an argument. Prove me wrong or you're conceding that you are wrong.I am not a nihilist, I am an existentialist.I am definitely not a redditard.My writing value isn't power scaling, but that emotions and the experience matter above all.
>>154505524Umineko...
>>154505540>re you pretending to be me to cause chaosExposed :)
>>154505483>>154505540>I only care about cheap emotional tricks and don't think set up and execution are important at allThe modern reader, everyone.
>>154505564Not an argument.>>154505565That's literally not what I said, what are you talking about? Set up and execution are part of the experience.
>>154500816HOT DIGGITY ZAMN!
>>154505579Set up and execution are part of the "logic" and "rules" of the story. Cause and effect.
>>154505607No, unless you're going to count time itself passing in a story as logic, too. Those aren't rules, and set up and execution matter because that's what makes you feel in a story.
>>154505628Yes, time passing would logically mean that things occur before and after each other.You talked about how stories aren't obligated to be internally consistent, so why would you care about if they are beholden to time? Just have events occur whenever for no reason.
>>154505658And there are stories where that happen.
I hate my fucking job so much is unreal
It's hard being a responsible superhero when you have full of hormones cheerleaders always close to you
>>154505328I don't know what this means. Can someone explain, please?
>>154505355Do you even need to FVARKING ask????
>>154504938He stops at Saitama
>>154504938Make the same list but without tranime in the image and I'll answer
>>154505389I think it could be fun. The intensely innately contrasting natures of the two, a relentless pursuer hunting a furtive recluse who brings calamity on anyone who is chasing him. The easy potential for escalation in the animation. An SCP that isn't some kind of cosmic abstract or whatever. 096 can be fun to watch even without being able to talk. Like a slasher movie villain such as Jason Voorhees or the shark from Jaws.
>>154505785
Voltron would have folded if the Rangers whipped this bad boy out.
>>154505802Proof it goes through a super star?
Reminder - Your hero would never be able to stop Sonic mid slurp.
I LOVE WEAKLINGI HUG WEAKLINGI PROTECT WEAKLINGI PROVIDE FOR WEAKLINGI HELP WEAKLINGI FIGHT FOR WEAKLINGI KEEP WEAKLING SAFEBECAUSE I PUNK ROCKERYES I AM
>>154505942Sentry said this to weakperman and weaku
>>154506003>Weaktryonly can fodderize weaku but not Superman
>>154506037Not according to death battle
>>154506037Sentry can maybe beat Superman, but has to hide behind the VOID BVLL to do it.
What my verse did before I met them is their business!
>>154506006fraudnic
>>154506006Fagrio can't meme
>>154505790>2 fake black holes that can't suck up the equipmentSaitama is still the bottom bitch.
>>154505790BVLLtama please let him have this one fraudulent win...
>>154506006Sonicbros...
>>154506079your most popular memes are sonichu and pissing on the moon and they both come from trannies lmao
>>154506138I-I mean... there's also bench tails...
>BVLLtama please let him have this one fraudulent win...>"Why did my wife's boyfriend buy a regular nameless cat for her, doesn't she know those things neg diff me?"
>>154506138>alphoids don't even fucking know about pingas
>>154506151>doesn't she know those things neg diff me?what
>>154506163>he doesn't know
>>154506179I'm not an OPM autist so no I don't, enlighten me, if you will.
>>154506185
>>154506212Holy shit KEK how can people think this guy's a superman killer?
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>>154506253GO TO HELL
>>154505426Google?
>>154506306>*looks at you*>*fingers curl*>*eyes half lidded*>*puckers lips prominently*>*sticks tongue out slightly*>*begins shaking in anticipation*SSSSSSSSSRRRRLLLPLPPPPPP.PLPLSPLSPLSPLPSLSPLPSLPSMWAHMWAH~
>>154506323Yes, I hate it.
Once Slurpnic gets his opponent's pants down he becomes a BOUNDLESS force with the suction power of a billion black holes.
>>154506332No I mean, how did Google cause the typo?
>>154506342Google phone keyboard, it's shit.
Kill that guy
>>154506352The Google guy?
>I have BOUNDLESS POWER AND INFINITE ENERGY!.... In one very specific scenario that required lots of set up that you probably wouldn't be able to recreate.
Most men would already be pulling their pants down at the sight of Sissynic's tight butthole though
>>154506380Umineko...
>>154506380Every single death battle capeshitter...
>>154505790>taking covers at face valueAre opmfags really getting that desperate after their idol failed to destroy Jupiter?
any good matchups for the Dead Island 2 slayers? i shouldn't have asked in a dying thread.
>SuperCHAD held an ultra dense black hole in his bare hands>WEAKu could barely lift a "black hole" with the help of 2 other peopleKWAB
>>154506442i mean the obvious answers are l4d2 cast, b4b cast, so on and so forth.
>>154506556Ultra dense black hole?But a black hole is already infinitly dense.That's the definition of a black hole.
>>154506556>Superkek could barely hold a containment bottle for a black hole the size of a dust particle>Goku in base tanked a black hole the size of a building crashing into him
>>154506582Wouldn't a smaller black hole be more dense because the mass is condensed down?
Guys... I'm about to ask my girlfriend of she is comfirtable with cuckolding. We need a bull, any recommendations for a good first time bull who can fuck my girl and solo my verse?
>>154506610CHADku
>>154506618's master and BVLL SuperCHAD
>>154506605No that's not how it works
Who are these STACIES cheering for?
>>154506656BVLLnic
>>154506656I want Power to drink my pee directly from my penis.
>>154504938Ends at Saitama because either>They would never fight in the first place, stopping Superman from advancingor >If he attacked Saitama anyway due to some mind control bullshit, he'd end up as a comical man-shaped crater in the concrete and Saitama would continue as if nothing happened.
FVARK I can't believe BVLLku can resist being inside a black hole while Superbitch cries and shits himself just from holding a tiny black hole with his BVLL Hal's help...
Just took a shit and my assclitty is winking and feels empty. Going to need a superior strong man to come fill it up for me
>>154506703There are things called "inside thoughts". You are supposed to keep them to yourself.
>>154506671Post Saitama one punching anything above star level. He needs tons of punches for every WEAK villain in his endgame fights. Superman would literally tell him to stop tickling him.
>>154506748post Superman destroying anything bigger than a small planet
is 2B and Jenny a crack matchup
>>154506748I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...
HEROES!CHAMPIONS!WARRIORS!BVLLS!
>>154506748Post cucky Superman being consistently above building level
>>154506772...and their jester Denjeet.
>>154506762>>154506776>post Superman destroyingWhy would SUPERHEROman need to cause such destruction. He saves, not destroys, with his BOUNDLESS hope.
>>154506777...'s jobbing vassal named Yuji.
>>154506772You just know Naruto will be pleasing their cocks later
>>154506783Super sama...
>>154506703Kakarot...
>>154506657...'s actual BVLLS that he hands EVERY woman he meets to.
>>154506793>You just know Naruto will be pleasing their cocks laterCANON.
>>154506790...if I was hallucinating.
>>154506783>STEALING Kratos' feat
>>154506783surely you have scans from AFTER Superman got officially nerfed from his Silver Age power levels, right?
Reviewing every Homelander MU posted here>WeskerThe best one so far. Only thing potentially lacking is the fight potential since from my understanding, Wesker just shoots guns, punches and uses tentacles. I do like the idea of a Homelander opponent that can genuinely outsmart and manipulate him throughout the course of the fight instead of only using brute force.>ArmstrongBasically just a worse Wesker. Less coherent theming and requires Homelander to be wanked to town/city level to be debatable. If Wesker fights someone else, this would be a fine substitute.>Red KeeperWould've been above Armstrong if Tokufags didn't outright lie about him being a planet-scaler. Even if they were still even stats-wise, the waiting period would be shit because next to nobody cares about Ranger Reject enough to research and debate it.>YujiroEven worse theming than the other two, and Yujiro has far better opponents anyways.>All MightComplete stomp for MHAsissies to nab another easy pity win with zero dimes. Fuck off.
>>154506748gag manga, gag character, gag rules.
>>154506808gay manga, gay character, gay rules
>>154506818But enough about western comics
>BVLLnicConfirmed to be cucked by BVLLdow (along with countless other people) a couple days ago.
>>154506807Wesker can also teleport and maybe even use BOWs since he creates them, like the Tyrants.
>>154506837Does daddy shadow need his cum licked clean off the furniture before the next round?
>>154506818not the kind of gag(ging on penis) that you do.
>>154506797>>154506837>>154506848CANONIC
>>154506807Wesker can teleport, can probably infect citizens and turn them into zombies to send them at Homelander since you know there'll definitely be heavy citizen casualties, and can also turn into a giant mutant monster. He actually may be a bit more versatile than Homie himself though Homelander would probably still take "Powers" in an actual fight thanks to flight and lasers.
>>154506772Post Yuji's death battle win
>>154506804Here you go! Also fuck off and kill yourself Listroon.
>>154506837I can't see Shadow with anyone that isn't Maria.
>>154506885your poopdickschizo obsession is concerningstill not destroying the planet btw, try again
>listtroon melty
F...FVARK!?
>>154506804>moving the goalpostssilver age superman officially stalemated the pre crisis version btw
>>154504938V.>b-b-bu-but--V.
>>154506917>moving the goalpoststhe original prompt was "post Superman destroying anything bigger than a small planet" though?>>154506762try again
>>154506872The idea of Wesker infecting people midfight and Homelander having to actually be a hero somewhat for once before probably eventually just saying fuck it and lasering them all honestly sounds kind of kino
