Seer of Light EditionPrevious session: >>154468143QOTT: Have you read Psycholonials? If so, what are your thoughts on it?
aradia.....................
>>154511992Seers owe me sex.
>>154512017Is there any ethical explanation at all that justifies Sollux winning this
>>154511992>QOTTpsycholonials is the result of hussie watching fight club and going "i could make something like that!"
>>154512067It's only natural that Aradia would get wet for the guy who's Plagued By The Horrors
Would you a Kanaya?
>>154512497I would all of them. With GHB.>Never spike a highschool Vriska at a party and take her into your sedan and to some secluded place.
Honestly, has anyone else ITT not really been actively invested in HS currently? Feels retarded to ask, but I dunno. I feel a lot of the BS that happened months back on 4/13 sorta just made me care less about keeping up-to-date with beyond canon and some fanventures since it feels like most people in this community are insane (in a bad way)
>>154512888I barely managed to read act 6, I haven't touched anything beyond the end of the OG comic beyond playing some of the friend sim stuff. Much more interesting to shitpost while making 5,000 OCs because designing trolls is fun.
>>154512888I'm honestly busy with irl shit but once I do and I also finish my mspfa backlog I've promised myself I'll get more active againI've yet to dump some stuff on the boorum god I'm so fucking lazy
>>154512888Haven't kept up with anything official in some time, no. Something about the way Hussie posts of late just irks me and makes his work worse to me in retrospect, so I avoid it like the devil to preserve my relationship to something that was genuinely meaningful to me at some point (Homestuck proper). I mostly just rp in the setting and keep up with a handful of mspfas.
https://r2.whiteboardfox.com/25888301-7046-1319
>>154514061Troll hentai must go crazyImagine pitched NTR
>>154514294erivris
>>154512497teaching kanaya to love penis
>>154514801É na sola da botaa,é na palma da bota.
>thread started over 6 hours ago>only 19 replieschat, we are on live support.
>>154515022>same "guys thread is le dead!!11" message every threaddont you get tired of saying the same thing?
>>154515048also its the middle of summer people are probably having fun outside instead of lurking the homestuck 4chan thread
>>154515022guise the thread for a dead webcomic run by a morally dead grifter with fat lips is... also dead???
>>154512888I accepted that it will never get better and Hussie is a piece of shit. I'm here for the vague hope that sometimes, some day, good Jade Harley porn will be posted where she isn't a hairy futa.
>>154515566I was prepared for Hussie to be a piece of shit when the comic started getting bad but I was truly not prepared for how big of a piece of shit he actually was
What the FUCK was his problem?
why is everyone so mean to me.............
>>154515644no hussie i would not. i would take care of him and give him all the love, attention and also freedom to do what he needed when necessary. i know he is ragebaiting but why does he needs to be such a cynical and mean about his own characters.
>>154515566complaining for no reason because you know theres normal jade harley porn
Haven't been drawing a lot lately so throw some drawing suggestions my way
>>154515945draw colsla!
>>154515566wasnt a drawing of jade with her tits out where she isnt hairy literally posted last thread?
>>154515730>i know he is ragebaiting but why does he needs to be such a cynical and mean about his own characters.It's too on the nose to even consider it ragebaiting, Hussie is playing up his biased author persona by bulgeriding Vriska while shitting on eg. Gamzee, Tavros or Nepeta in an attempt to be "funny". Too bad that shit gets inanely boring and groanworthy after the tenth time he does it.
>>154515703Maybe you're simply that bullyable, ever thought of that?
>>154516184so you're saying you'd adopt gamzee? ew....
>>154514274
>>154516266I could fix him or make him worse
>>154516234vriska speech bubble
>>154515973Toes out
>>154516184I'm not sure the Vriska lionizing was ever ironic outside of the fat jokes that he stopped doing, in hindsight
>>154516476i think i can smell this picture and i dont like it
taking whiteboard requests if i like the idea enough btw
>>154516476i can smell this picture and im loving it
>>154516503It was both ironic to the point of parody while also conveying his sincere opinion layered under self-aware irony poisoning. To quote one of Hussie's self-inserts:>TT: The upper echelons of irony should always include measures of sincerity. And if the satirical practice is executed faithfully it will achieve something bona fide in its own right regardless.>TT: Through an intense commitment bordering on religious devotion to the absolutely inane, absurd, or plain fucking stupid, a very different kind of sincerity begins to materialize. One of reverence to the ridiculous. You begin to "mean it," but what exactly it is you mean is never quite what appears on the surface, and is utterly inaccessible to obtuse and literal minds. That you "mean it" then becomes inseparable from the joke, and additional rich strata of humor may be stripped aggressively from this irreconcilable truth.
i got an insane amount of pfps with edits of hs characters in brazillian jerseys that i got from twitter but i will post them tomorrow because of the obvious
>>154516734in no universe does dirk strider have something in common with andrew hussie. dave is the one you're looking for
>>154516802Dirk is also a treacherous assbag who thinks highly of himself
can the hsbc team stop dicking around and show us fully naked meat roxy already?
>>154517027did they ever address june?
>>154517038>wants fully naked june instead
>>154517069its just funny they have dude roxy (rock?) but are scare to show off june. not very woke of them!
>Be me. Need money for family.>Have friend who cosplays Terezi I've been trying to be sweet on. No dice. Slowly been drifting apart and she doesn't seem to want to talk. Malright. Leave her alone.>Join the army with a good MOS that will guarantee stable employment and good credentials in the future when I leave.>She sends letters and gets very close and chummy. Questionably so.>Graduate BCT last week. My family is there. Friends too. She showed up, didn't think she would. >While not in Terezi cosplay, she's cut her hair like her, wore a tight teal dress with a red sweater, and even walks around with a cane to twirl. She's basically Humanstucking Terezi.>"Look at you Anon, you've grown so much!">Gave me a big hug.>Followed me, my friends and my family all over. When Family Day ended, she gave me a kiss on the cheek.I didn't know Terezi was going after Army Benefits. At least that's my theory.
>>154517027Bullying Meat Roxy by working her vagina and tits into every sentence somehow
>>154515703;-----;
>>154516534gamzee getting plowed by karkatyeah thats about itthat or any lalonde with a bottle up her ass ig
>>154517212replied to the other anon. oh well.
>>154517098>interrupting the main storyline just to switch to june because the fans are tired of waiting
>>154516534Eridsn learns the ups and downs of sticking his dick in an ant hill
>>154516802>implying it's not both of themDon't forget that dirk, through AR, is also a part of LE
>>154516476HUMPING HIM HUMPING HIM HUMPING HIM OUUUIUGH
>>154516476he's wearing the cage renity so gracefully gifted him under that right?
if vriska was this strong could she beat your ass?
>>154517333>implying Renity would ever gift anything to Colsla
>>154517346>implying the roaches wouldn't have found it first
>>154517335i thought she was already strong giving that she is a pirate, killed and lured a bunch of trolls to her spider lusus. and like. her being an almost indestructible blueblood.but yeah she being strong could make her more lethal. she could also arm wrestled with equius for once, friendship arm wrestle.
>>154517335No
>>154517346>implying renity wouldnt make the sacrifice to stop colsa from ever getting hard again
>>154517038they keep her in glass.
>>154517346"Srry Clsa. but i dnt like sissies. nly highblds like my dear Yttris~ the nly thing i will give yu is a cage fr that little thing yu call a "bulge". "#trolled
>>154517451shit they stole the o's
>>154517400cages dont do that, unless you use it all the time
>>154517335Not without crutching on stealing my luck
>>154516476type of a guy to have smelly toes
>>154518016Drawfags PLEASE I need someone to draw Kanaya like this
>>154511992>Have you read Psycholonials? If so, what are your thoughts on it?Yes. I managed to finish it once. It’s easily the weakest official MSPA, and definitely Hussie’s lowest moment, but it’s interesting and I don’t regret reading it for the psychological insight into Hussie.
>>154517671What's with the toyota logo?
>>154517335Fitska is pretty based
psycholonials doesnt work on my phone. does anyone knows a video "no commentary full playthrought" of this game/comic?
>>154518183she looks like a jojo stand in this fanart.
happy 4th, get some sun today, okay?
>>154518183Spider Vriska holding you in place and covering your mouth with five strong arms while jerking you off...
>>154518250isnt psycholonials on the app store?
>>154518354https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9rXsMvyiv8but if you REALLY need it...
>>154518273rose is the prettiest character in homestuck btw.
>>154518439kanaya is right there
>>154518273woah>>154518387thank you my man. now i just need to create a yt acc. but googles had been kicking my ass and not letting me. age blocked (im an adult) wich is pretty much geo locking me out. stupid faggot country i live.
>>154518513fiiiiiiinnnnneee. they can share a spot.
>>154516476Make his bulge bigger pls
>>154516476give him a fat pussy please
>>154515945Could you draw this with Tromii and Bathor? Two men that are sad and tortured wearing slutty shorts is funny to me.
>>154515945Father and Levi in some activewear?
.........I need to put a egg inside colsla...
>>1545172481/2 done
>>154518661>>154518672This is a joke right?
>>154518808beyond zazed anon, you're epic
>>154518273builded for john egbertor also dave in that one timeline
>>154516534Karkat twerking in his tighty-whities.
>>154519072hes too busy plowing the clown anon
>>154518762no i do not know who
>>154518847new idea! colsla gangbang with the anons.
>>154519100shfshsfsg
Rape supporter Sollux who summons a .exe with a 20 point list of arguments onto her screen after Kanaya asks “Wait Are You Not Joking”
>>154519293TITS
is this nigga really named 'coleslaw incel' like he's a gimmick twitter account
>>154519157thats not a name
>>154519300They’re not tits. Men earn these by merit and ambition, while women have theirs by default because it’s ok for them to be lazy
>>154519310If homestuck came out in 2026, all trolls would be introduced as gimmick social media accounts
that aint dave who is this???
>>154516467wyd if this is your adopted kid
>>154519557he does not have allat lmao
>>154519557Molest.
>>154519293what do giant pec tiddies feel like, bros
>>1545172482/2 done
No one can't tell me that Dave or Bro don't sound like Gooseman
>>154519756as a topkat enyojer, i thank you anon you did amazingly
>>154519756soft muscle
>>154519790meant for >>154519734 but me is retard
>>154519662hes the one who does the molesting..
it's nepeta day guys...
>>154516534A contemplating sexually repressed bec noir doing Jade. Or Delfin being a tease pitched with Amargo Hansen
THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKSYOU FUCKING PEOPLE SUCK/HSG/ IS DEADMAKE IT STOOOOOPYOU ARE ALL SOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING
>>154520034noose
>>154519932Blessed Nepeta
>>154520102cosume the slurry chalice
>>154519377i wanna do things to you>>154519557cursed. this is not how i envison gamzee's body at all. he is tall but not builded like a wardrobe.
>>154519734really defined pectorals. its like a well filled cushion. and its warm too. really interesting feeling.
>>154520196>i wanna do things to youhey calm down im just a little anon.. please..
What would you do to him?
>>154520350get him away from gamzee and convince him to get with the trolls who want himthen maybe a handy
>>154518695>>154518755
>>154520467sweaty dani tumy and booby..
>>154520467I want to see Bathor squat down and make it clap so badly, but instead of appropriate music he's twerking his cheeks to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEf-Fe6CrDY
>>154520350Pat his head as he screams about his torment
>>154520350rape him with the biggest strap on i can find
>>154519557They otomesloppified a lanky drug-addled juggalo...
WHERE HAVE I GONE WRONG?
i just saw so much equius porn. he is so cute both as girl and boy. so molestable too in a fun way.idk what this say about me.
>>154520336hahha i'm not going to do anything to you, little anon. that would be incredibly irresponsible and even illegal :D
>>154520994it's the sunglasses
>>154520571i miss this boy. post more of him
>>154520467Please give Father a bulge while he's spreading his slutty legs like that.
>>154520034since when does karkat use 4chan
>>154521096its the whole combo too. Equius is the cutest thing in the world and his outifit and interests are ALL over the place. he wears: sunglasses... why does he need them? its doesn't seen hot where he lives.Thight High Striped socks.... Why. doesn't he sweat a lot and would be better without them? so lewd if you ask me...tank top are makes you look at his already toned muscles in his younger body. The cute crookey smiles. He likes milk... direct from the source.. He likes horsies... (with cock and everythin lmao) eeh.. he is somehow really good with robotics and tech stuff...Even tho he is a messy slob with it...He also wears that sexy fingerless gloves i like so much. He would look so cool on a motorbike.Anyway I think he is super hot now that i think about it. because he is trying to look cool but without the proper references to know what "looking cool" really means.
>>154520571whats his classpect
>>154519557that artist lowkey dogshit at characterization but maybe it's just me.
>>154520467SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>154516476Can't have a 4th of July without some Colsla
dudz,,,,, dudzzzzzzzz,,,....
Andrew Hussie RUINED my life by not MURDERING Toby Fox in cold blood
>>154521554why
>>154521554Relatable
>>154520467Why do short men always bag the tall goth?
>>154521813Because the tall goths like to abuse their teddy bears
>>154511992>Have you read Psycholonials? If so, what are your thoughts on it?kino
Insomnia getting me down and the fatigue hallucinations informing me that Aradia’s ghost contains the secret of curing it. I do what I must. I go out and find her haunting her place. I approach her with tears in my eyes
>>154524019Accidentally didn’t mention that I’m going to rape her in this scenario
>>154511992No. I checked out in 2011. I only know it exists because of oblique references in this thread; no one else talks about it.
>would I know they're a man but still wouldIs her dream self fully female? Do characters in Homestuck fully transition if they kill themselves and revive as their dream self? Was Hussie actually based?
>>154511992>Have you read Psycholonials? If so, what are your thoughts on it?I can fix Zhen (with my penis)
>>154524149I want her so bad.
>>154524177Everything about her is peak. I love everyone else in Autopraxis so far but Wren sells it the most for meWish creators would update faster
>>154524149One would think that their dream self would be whatever they mentally see themself as/spiritually are.
>>154524149wasnt wren already awake on prospit before her transition?
>>154524807imagine fucking up your only opportunity at a perfect transition because you woke up too early
>>154524894>mfw im forced to be a prospithon until the end of time while my luckshit friend gets to be straight up afab because shes a derse dreamer
tickle torture a homestuck character
>>154512888Shifting focus to an entire set of new kids is retarded but it had to happen I guess. It's very hard to stay engaged anymore.
>>154525077i honestly dont even remember half the shit that happened in the sequel so i just tune out and read about squids and horsey kiddies
>>154525077i think i would be much more invested in the deltritus kids if they weren't either literal seagroes or spiritually equius knockoffsoh and also if it updated more than like once a goddamn month!!!!!!!!
>>154520953What a filthy footslut
>>154521554At least he managed to didlde him
I'm still yet to read HSBC, and all because of that single line on page 5 that made me drop it on spot
>>154525418dont call him that...
>>154521181not to mention the football shoes he wears. i think football is one of the sports hed be good at
>>154525454He's a TOE HOE
>>154525563I didnt even noticed that!!! i thought it was just running shoes. now i know who i will be drawing doing soccer.
>>154525446yep i was embasbacado to see chud being used back in 2019.
>>154525631>TOE HOE
>>154525967cronus doesnt look like that
>>154525653it has cleats under the shoes. its for better grip on grass if you didnt know
>>154526232i knew. but i just didnt added 2+2
16 hours until the first mspa game jam officially ends. What has been your favorite game to play? It's flappy davesprite, right? Everyone loves flappy davespritehttps://itch.io/jam/mspa-jam-1/entries
>>154526531this should not be so fucking funny
>>154526540the crocodile stock trading one
>>154526540i think my favorite game was DO YOUR BEST even if like 1/3rd of that one is unplayable due to a typo lol
>>154526540consort construct was a very fun time waster, plus its really polished for a 2 development jam lmaothe coders wrists must be bleeding
>>154526590ok i get that alpha dave is way more emotional than a guardian should be, but no way he would be that clingy to dirk. he would spoil the fuck out of him but he would just say shit like "don't forget you call me/warn me if you are planning to go out late" and let him do whatever he wanted.
>>154526590>that jungle boyfriendlel that somehow sounds racist
>>154526656did you forget how clingy dave is with the mayor?
>>154526962Yep but i dont consider anything after the scratch actually canon so. i'm biased and think Dave in a diferent type of emotive parent/guardian. Dave clinging so much in a carapacian adult that, to remind you, rise a army againts the monarchy, feels Off as fuck to me.
>>154525446Wtf Rose is anti-semetic
>>154525869TOUHOU
>>154527292I fucking love the subtle way her face is drawn
>>154527300AN APPLE DISASTER!!!!
why yall like troll feet so much? bunch of weirdos.(pretend my nepeta saying you are a weirdo is here. i kinda delete it from my phone)
>>154515566>>154513703I feel I always try to just distance myself and not really think about the BTS shit because it really shouldn't be my business. But the stuff I'm referring to is what makes it hard to engage in HS anymore, since this nearly 2 decades worth of in-fighting between heads of the community and the team for HS is tiring. I just wanna look fondly and enjoy the comic featuring a bunch of kids, their parents/children, and a fuckton of greys.Maybe some good johnrezi fics could help...
>>154527629johnrezi winning is the only good part of the endings
>>154527982>implying tealbloods didn't do WTC
>>154512682Anon, did you actually do that last part?
WARNING: DO NOT OPENYOU WILL REGRET IT
>>154516766
>>154527982what the fuck terezi would be doing inside the WTC?
>yttris is the rapebait one>only smut drawing i saw of him is he fucking a crying korpus until his little tummy bulgessuch mixed messages on this character.
Yiffany, whatever happened there?
>>154528559>>154528568>>154528576>>154528589So BR football fans are either raped or are mass murderers?
>>154528308what are these creatures. that is not dave and jade. get those skinwalkers away.
>>154528308trans headcanons were a mistake
>>154528308>wah wah... someone drew a character in a way i dont like ;(((((((ftfy
I'm going to draw a hairy Jade I can goon to
hmm days pass so fast i didnt do anything these past 3 days uuugh.
>>154529055i am down for hairy jade, simply not hairy hon jade
I did it
>>154527982>1 KNOW TROLLS WHO FUCK1NG D13D 1N TH4T SH1T!
>>154529884Yeah. Yeah I would. Gog damn she looks hot in shorts with the fly open and barefoot, like a trashy wild girl that lived alone on an island should.
>>154529884this is so cuute
>>154529884the one girl I condone as having leg hairshe has a wild bush too, no wonder davesprite felt like he couldn't handle all that
old one i just inked.
>>154529884BUSHA
>>154530406>witchIs she? I can see it but I swear the comic mentioned some other class.
>>154530622.....Witch as in the title of the Witch that is bounded to Sheon in the Lebhar. Not the Witch class in sgrub. We don't know exactly her class yet. but is foreshadowing that Maybe she is of Hope aspect.
Dave peaked with this gifThere's no way to improve on him after that
>>154530727>foreshadowing>consort literally says Ellith is the Maid of HopeComprehension doko?
who the fuck is olive
kanaya's addiction to human penis should be studied for the sake of future generations
>>154530999i dont get it. also nice trips>>154531058i dont remember the littol bee saying that. mostly because i didnt play that s page its been months. so like. sorray.Its so cool that she is a mage of hope. that is so badass.>>154531070today i learned hussie has a artfight profile and got reminded that he draws really cute girls.
>>154531090where did kanaya ever mentioned being interessed in human's penus?
>>154531149it was revealed to me in a dream
>>154531149when*in retarded.
>>154531154your dreams are so coolusually i'm murdered in mine or i'm the one killing or raeping people when something bad happens.. recently ive been having good ones tho. i need to dream less and act more dawg. tired of maladptive thinking.
I wish I had another stridercest dream
Meanwhile I only get prophetic dreams that are mundane as fuck in their supposed foresight instead of letting me dream up something actually useful like lottery numbersFuck being a seer
>>154531414never thought about how being a seer of light would explain the really shitty prophetic dreams i occasionally had when i was little
>>154531663Now you know my fellow Seer of Light
equius is so cute.
>>154532059forgot the image
Would a seer of time be sexy?
Which troll takes the most horsecock?
>>154532078nouh my god he is
>>154532146Rufioh the ipgd horse dildo victim
>>154532238lmaaao
>>154532121All seers are sexyIt's impossible for a seer NOT to be sexyYes, even for Kankri
>>154532320specially kankri imo.
equius my own personal virgin concubine.
>>154528559>>154528568>>154528576>>154528589First Paraguay... now Brazil... it's time to avenge our Latin brothers... and hopefully Mexico loses.
As a brown I love seeing latam Homestuck shitposts.
Im no seer but I think argentina will win this cup
>>154512888Other than speculating about classpects, trolls, and gooning to homestuck porn Im not too involved in the fandom.
>>154532817>brownDoctor Emmett Brown?
>>154532740im on suicide watch because of it so if yall dont see me tomorrow just know i love you guys
If every seer is sexy then what's the sexiest aspect to pair with the seer class?
>>154532740argentinians are too racist so i want them to lost black france
>>154532923KEK, take it easy, little monkey. PAPÁ vengara a los latinos...Y TAL VES COLOMBIA...>>1545329461: como se puede ser racista en un pais que erradico a sus negros a base de SEXO?2: Francia
>>154533000stop talking buddy you almost lost to cape verde
>>154533024lost? no in this universe
idgaf about world cup but i want to win all bet's money.
>>154533082"idgaf a8out world cup 8ut i want to win all 8et's 8oondollars."
>>154533082Forget about that; it's better to think about what the soccer teams are like in the kingdoms of Earth C. Is there a World Cup featuring humans, trolls, and the other two races?
>>154532740a mi tampoco me gustan los mexicanos pero hinchar por inglaterra y no por mexico es demasiado mercenario
>>154532146aradia is a pro rider
>>154533134...... your thought is really nice but the lesd i think about pos canon the better. nyooh...
>>154533110yes. i like money. money buys me tools and nice things that will help my craft...
>>154532929seer of life. child bearing hips is the sexiest shit for me
>>154533136y quien dijo que se hincha por alguno de los 2? si mechico gana solo enorgullese a su padre Argentina, tomando un pedazo de pastel que no pudo desde el 86, si gana Inglaterra puede que se enfrente a Argentina dando así una revancha clasica>>154533184It isn't even post-canon, since that screenshot is from Act 7; but anyway, there are plenty of unanswered questions within Homestuck itselflike, did the characters use Sylladexes in the movies? We know those things were the norm on the Beta and Alpha Earths.Could Bruce Willis pull his weapons out of his Sylladex in *Die Hard*? In *Back to the Future*, could Doc store the DeLorean in a Sylladex?
>>154533254What a tragic hairline.
>>154533344i love shotas. i love johm egbert shota. oh god. boys are angels.
>>154533344You can't handle my hard drive little man. You'd better go to someone with a weaker one.
>>154533618since when dave shares media storage with his bro?how much smupet gore fucking is there..
>>154531070A character from a unreleased project, I do love her she's super cute. Vibri does great art>>154531131Well technically Vibri drew the art on his page , no idea if he designed olive and then Vibri drew her or what
>>154531070Designed to appeal to me specifically
Well, I needn't gossip.After all, it's rude to talk about someone who's listening.
Why didn't Counselor touch Levi? Doesn't she see how supple and vulnerable his body is?
>>154534805Molesting boys is wrong.
>>154515566>Hussie is a piece of shit.I haven't been in this fandom in forever so I have no idea what this means.
Shut up Dirk
>>154534956tl;dr hussie is psychotic when it comes to IP enforcement and control over the fandom and any discussion platform thereof, and the comic turning to liquid feces over time actually entirely is his fault
>>154529884Call me Jake the way I want to explore that dense jungle.
>>154535262Jake... it's your grandmother...
Imagine Alice making fun of you you for getting a boner around her in her swimsuit after she invites you to come and sneak into the school's pool after hours.
