I want to eat sam's ham and eggsAnd when i say that I'm refering to sex. I want to clap his cheeks, let's get straight to the matter I want to coat his insides with my baby batterI want to fuck that Sam I AmAnd right now I don't give a damn
>>154527799You misspelled fags in your title
the joke is porn
>Cartoons gags you loveSam I Am in a ball gag
Here ThereEverywhereIn a houseWith a mouseIn a boxWith a foxOn a boatIn his throatIn the rain In the planeMile high clubWith his budFuck him dumbBathe in cumWash it downIn the brownFootjobsHam snogsEgg fartsSam art
>gagsUh. I like the one where the lights are off and you can only see a pair of eyes. And one of the eyes floats away
>>154528047hm!
>>154527799Why did they make Sam I Am so fuckable?
>>154528470If you're gonna go through the trouble of expanding Green Eggs and Ham into a 13-episode season of television, the least you could do is make the leads aesthetically pleasing.
>>154528939He was still kind of fuckable in the books.
>>154529046He looked like a goat wtf?
>>154529269And?
>>154527799Would you, could you, in the butt?Would you, could you, like a slut?Would you bend o'er and let him slamHis dick in like not sir, but ma'am?
>>154529944Kek
>>154531408not that funny
COOOME WITH MEEEEEEE
>>154527799At least ask him out to dinner first! (I'd order the eggs & ham personally)