This board is now the property of the mighty Monarch!
>>154536793Shut up loser.
>>154536801You are gay.
>>154536793Sorry mate, I already have guild arching rights for this board. Get lost.
>>154536793I miss VB
>>154537048What? No way. Who would bother getting arching rights specificilly for this crappy image board? Show me he papers.
>>154538228I was horny and drunk, why does it matter anyways? Those faggots belong to me
>>154536793Can we ban trans jax posting?
>>154538407THE MONARCH SHALL GIVE YOU 5 SECONDS TO SHOW THE PAPERS OR I SHALL KEEP MY CLAIM ON THIS BOARD! PUT IT OUT OR SHUT UP!
>>154537702same man
>>154536793Man I’d really love a smoke
>>154538958"I sold you for a cigarette! And i dont even smoke!"
>>154538958A cigar, even?
>>154538958it's no wonder he married Dr. Girlfriend
>>154536793Thoughts on him turning out to be a clone of Rusty?I still can’t make up my mind on it, halfway between thinking it’s too incestuous vs. actually brilliant.Probably would have come off better if there were more foreshadowing in the earlier seasons. It sort of feels like an asspull since you can tell they weren’t planning for it initially.
>>154540483There was always going to be some sort of relation. The name of the show is Venture Bros. and they've gone through multiple variations of what that could mean.
>>154540483Better than the possibility of Jonas Sr. getting The Monarch's mom pregnant.
>>154536793Watched the spanakopita episode commentary last night.>they barely talked about the episode>they spent most of the episode talking about their masturbation habitsJust why?
>>154541029Do you have the blu rays or is it anywhere online
>>154540483Nobody hates Rusty more than himself, and to have the knowledge that there’s a version of you with no kids, happily married, not in your father shadow, and a full head of hair! Truly the Monarch won.
>>154541219it was a BR rip, I presume most BR come with commentary as 2nd audio track
>>154541490Mind sharing a link for a brother in need?
>>154536793So what's actually gonna change? Setting the color scheme to Yotsuba Bee?
>>154541526no, you can find torrent yourself searching for something>The Venture Bros 2003 S01-S07 + Commentary (1080p x265)
>>154541029And what are theirs?I do it early in the morning, 2 times during work on the afternoon, then at least omce before sleep
>>154541887Replace the 4chan navicon with the Monarch logo maybe
>>154541887Posting the word venture results in a ban
>>154541887He's a butterfly, not a bee. Dick.
>>154541887JETTISON THE NEWS PAGE!
>>154542053they talked about they began masturbating at age of 11 and it took them a very long to realize they could use their hands
>>154536793Does anyone have a webm or pic of Doc saying "That's my line! You stole my thing"? It was in response to his brother's holographic alarm clock waking him up and saying "Have a sciencetastic day".
>>154541887The jannies finally get start getting paid?
>>154536793Fuck you, give me a dollar!
>>154543835Renamed to minions
>>154543499?
>>154536793aren't you like a level 2 or some shit??? this board is a level 9 arch!!!
>>154545334Anon, don't be a braggart. We're a 3 at best.
>>154545334You think that’ll stop THE MIGHTY MONARCH?
I liked it more when Jonas Sr. was just a extremely neglectful parent instead of basically a supervillain.
>>154538558I have a tank full of gentle cuttlefish....
I want to be 21
>>154536793Why did Rusty (and to a lesser extent, Brock) save him?I'm sure Death by Ironic Hubris is a-okay in OSI and Guild bylaws.
>>154540483I don't mind it, I haven't thought super hard on it but the idea of Dr Venture's arch enemy being... himself fits with the shows themes
>>154547908>BrockIf Brock wanted the Monarch dead, he'd be dead.
>>154547908Probably, but by that point I don't think Doc and Brock actually dislike the Monarch. He's the annoying neighbor they've had for a long time
>>154545276Not him, but I was humping pillows for a long time at the start. Looking back my poor parents must have known every time they washed my pillowcase. Kinda embarrassing but what can ya do.I eventually figured out how to just rub myself through my briefs, a technique I still employ to this day. And NO, I don't give myself Rusty Ventures every time I do so, I'm a trained professional at this point.
>>154540483I laughed pretty hard, thought it was one of the funniest punchlines I'd seen in an animated show since basically ever
>>154538228I DO. And if you got a problem then you can take it up with the Guild, mothball!
>>154548622Good job on the paperwork anon. Dark Notion got a chuckle out of me
>>154536793That's the Mighty Manotaur
>>154547908when Brock kills someone they're dead outrightthis probably falls under treatment of captives
>>154541348Monarch and Rusty both have something the other doesn't>Monarch has a Wife, a Best friend, and swarms of Henchmen and the notoriety of being a true Villain>Rusty has Kids who love him, a friend group that tolerates him and some influence thanks to being a VentureI think it balances itself out>>154547908Monarch isn't a threat, he's a harmless idiot who has the chops for being a better Hero than a Villain
>>154541887venture will word filter to failure, and every week it's mandatory to arch/troll online. anons will be the lowest level minions, but higher then jannies
>>154548543Personally, I think that Rusty didn’t want ANOTHER brother to die in front of him like JJ did.Incidentally, since Rusty is a clone, did all Rusty clones have a JJ inside of them or was it just him?
>>154549751no, Ben talked about fetal teratoma as though it was a known problem with some but not all clones
>>154548622GODDAMN IT! I should have guessed, nothing comes easy for the Mighty Monarch! Come on, minions. Looks like we wasted precious jet fuel and dramatic smoke machine energy for nothing.
>>154549757I still dont understand that Ben guy
>>154549499>a friend group that tolerates himHey! Orpheus and Hatred actually like him!…kind of!
>>154551035Billy too, but White would definitely not hang around Rusty if he wasn't a Venture
>>154547908Because for better or worse the monarch is one of the only people who actually gives a shit about rusty, even if he wants to jam butterfly darts into his eyes, at least cares enough about Rusty to do so in the first place.
>>154550759I assume he's a cross between Obi-Wan and The Dude; he seems to have lost his own child at some point, based on what he tells Dean and the fact he's slowly drinking himself to death in a shack
>>154549139I heard that guy got moved by Phantom Limb a few years back
>>154551035>>154551061Yeah that’s because White is a star fucker, That’s why Hatred dosen’t care for him.
>>154546401GIVE US THE CUTTLE...Fish......I cant do this....
>>154551061Maybe? White seems to have never really cared about the superhero stuff, just getting paid
>>154549079Thanks, and I almost went with Baron Society---Weinburg---, too>>154550227You hear that, girls? Another victory for Grizzly Biff!! I should be promoted to Level 3 in no time!
>>154536793What kind of music does he listen to
>>154554735the Sugarcubes for sure
>>154540483it's like Justice League "Epilogue"I love it but it's weird but I love it.I just wish people hadn't predicted it already.>>154543499same except I not only used my hand, I used it wrong. I was snapping it like a glow stick. For some reason, instead of hurting, this felt very good the first 10-15 times before I hit on "oh, rub it."
>>154546089He's like Rusty without the heart. Both are accidentally villains because they're just doing what seems like the right or productive thing for them.
>>154547908Gary begged. Prolly sold them another valuable comic, this time showing them on ebay how much it's worth.
>>154548622>Who the fuck is Grizzly Biff? Is that the guy on the cover to Phalanx?
>>154551035Orpheus likes vaseline on toast>My mouth grows dry.. FETCH THE PETROLATUM JELLY!!!!>>154551648holy shit, I never picked up on that before, but you're 500% right. He absolutely lost a kid.
>>154551941The best part is, I'm sure he has no idea it's "cuttlefish" as in the thing you get bones for your bird to nibble on from. He thinks there's a fish called the cuddle fish, making it even harder to say out loud.
>>154555197a friend of a friend (who openly talked about it) when I was a teen both broke and partially degloved it while jerking off drunkthe doctors told him it would never be quite right ever again; he was 17
>>154555356jesus fucking christ. THAT is what they need to teach teens to keep em off the bottle.
>>154555374he was weirdly upbeat about it
>>154555543as someone whose body was fucking ravaged and destroyed by shit that is technically my fault but nobody saw coming.. that's a coping mechanism
Mighty Monarch Masturbation Society
>>154536793Monarch vs Dr. Wrecker from The Amazing World of Gumball. Who would win?
>>154542053>2 times during workwhat do you mean>>154543499>it took them a very long to realize they could use their handswhat do you fucking mean>>154555197>I was snapping it like a glow stick. For some reason, instead of hurting, this felt very goodwhat do you fucking mean holy shit. everybody here is fucking insane. Monarch, do you really want these degenerate freaks as your goons?
An Isn't She Lovely montage but it's Hunter Gathers instead of Jax. Or Sargent Hatred with boobs.
>>154557127>Montage is that deleted scene where he’s complaining they fucked up his dick op
>>154536793>Go home, Malcolm...
>>154557040you never jorked it at your place of binnis? It's a great way to feed off of the sleepy feeling of being up so damn early, and then become even sleepier. then you realize you're fucking hungry but the only food available is expensive cafeteria shit because you had lunch already.btw the hands-free guy explained, scroll down a bit. he was humping a pillow like a girl.>glow-sticklike I gripped it, applied force to the middle, and, using the base of my hand as a fulcrum, bent it backwards to at least a 45 degree angle if not greater, then let it go. Instant splooge. Do not recommend. This is why kids need to SEE this shit, not just get a vague description in school.
>>154557324anytime theyre hanging out together in a classy party is hilarious, becuase Monarch is too busy suppressing his rage to notice how much Rusty is humiliating himself at any fancy location by being such an ass. he'd be LOVING watching that, if he could just let go for a second and watch.I also loved that time they played that 'guess who I am' game and Dr. Girlfriend was assigned Jackie O, revealing she does not know who that is.. and later we see, indeed, her costume and persona were kinda picked for her by the Guild, who had very few ideas beyond 'sexy lady'. So when she insisted 'powerful woman behind powerful men' they just thought of a history person.
>>154547908>Why did Rusty (and to a lesser extent, Brock) save him? They felt bad...
>twins are only in one episodeDammit I like them
>>154558022ah yes, the Quymns. Unique hotness.Another rare case of the writers not knowing about something, British girls would not at all be weird about a guy being uncircumcised. Least of all world-travelers.
>>154558046I think that's part of the joke
>>154558069really? explain. It didn't feel like the surprise of Brits feeling that way was part of the joke. it just felt like they were written with the assumption that everyone in the world is like americans whose culture was poisoned by puritans like dr. kellogg.
>>154558096They are clueless like the boys
>>154558147but the boys are clueless because they're stuck in an earlier time. The learning beds teach them a golly gee whiz version of life that they never experience themselvesI don't see how that relates to Nancy and Drew. What, you think that weird midwestern bodyguard of theirs taught them the birds and the bees? That does track I suppose.
>>154540483They set it up through out the series subtly enough and it makes sense thematically with the show. Obviously the full 8th season would’ve been far more satisfying than a movie but I think they brought it home well enough with the creative constraints of being a feature. I honestly just wanted them to hit 100 episodes, the show is pretty much impossible to air in a syndicated format but out of so many shows made in the last few decades I can’t think of a single one that deserved it more. Don’t forget to watch the show on YouTube they just started to release it weekly on their channel and it deserves the views (with ads on niggas, I know but they deserve it)https://youtu.be/3WeIB_ijA1Q?is=3l0SDq8MY4xga-_U
>>154541029They just treated the commentaries as discussions amongst themselves, I think they did them all in one sitting per season. It’s comfy and totally worth the price of admission, I just wish the complete series release came with the two season one commentaries they couldn’t fit into the discs.
>>154558690There's so many parts of the hypothetical season 8 that would have worked better, and I think #1 with a bullet is Monarch and Gary quitting the Guild so fucking quickly. It's too sudden in the movie. You literally just got made level 9s, you don't even want to try it out first?>youtubeif i hadnt just binged the whole thing last winter, I would.
>>154558690A lot of AS shows have been doing that lately. Any idea why?
>>154558844nobody's watching, I 'spect.
>>154558844Cartoon network is dying.
>>154550759I was intrigued by the fact that he seemed to know everything about Jonas and still thought he was a good guy, even in the movie. Makes me wonder if there was some offscreen character development there.
>>154559010I think he respected him as a scientist and as a father, and he's old enough to have perspective about the flaws of people of their time.
>>154559022Maybe. He does quote Jonas Sr. at the end as if he had acquired some wisdom along the way, maybe regretting some of what he did along the way and gaining clarify. I suppose we could find out if they get cyborg Jonas working again.
>>154549751>Personally, I think that Rusty didn’t want ANOTHER brother to die in front of him like JJ did.That would imply that Rusty knew before Ben told everyone, which he didn't.>Incidentally, since Rusty is a clone, did all Rusty clones have a JJ inside of them or was it just him?Can't be certain. Evidentally it was enough that it was a serious flaw that needed to be worked out, which Ben and Jonas Sr. apparently did at some point.>>154550759>I still dont understand that Ben guyPersonally, I believe he's likely Jonas Sr.'s brother. He probably kept Ben around because while he apparently lack's a sense of charisma, he has the aptitude for Super Science and didn't want him sharing it with potential competitors.
>>154559151>Personally, I believe he's likely Jonas Sr.'s brotherI never considered that, good call. That might explain why he has a more favorable view of Jonas.
>>154559151>brotherkind of a Mycroft? More brilliance, less ambition? I could see that.Would also explain why he never gives his last name. Not exactly a name he wants anyone to attach to him if they don't know it already. Not to mention last thing he needs is Dean callin him Uncle Ben.
>>154559546>kind of a Mycroft? More brilliance, less ambition? I could see that.I was thinking more equal brilliance. Maybe more patience because we know even Jonas Sr. wasn't above cutting some corners. Either which way I think he would've been definitely smart enough that Jonas Sr. would've thought him to be a kind of threat so being the asshole that he is, he kept Ben under his thumb and would kick some projects his way every now and then. Hell, wouldn't be surprised if the house he lives in is the original Venture family home. We know from zoning contracts that the property originally belonged to Lloyde Venture, so Jonas probably expanded it and kept the original home in an isolated corner of what is now the Venture compound.>Not to mention last thing he needs is Dean callin him Uncle Ben.This kinda honestly just makes me all the more convinced because they already threw mild Spider-man joked with Dean. Also not to mention that Ben is voiced by J.K. Simmons.
>>154555230What is your favorite Orpheus moment?Mine has to be when he tries ordering Moxie at a cafe. A drink that hasn't existed in like 50 years outside of very specific parts of new england.
>>154559606it's weird even trying to think about Jonas's dad and family of origin.. Just weird to consider. What kinda kids did Lloyd have?>>154559151>>154559229A secret brother of a super scientist in an animated show, voiced by JK Simmons? boy if I had a nickel..
>>154559727>What kinda kids did Lloyd have?Canonically? Jonas Sr.. Col. Lloyd Venture, the Grand Protector of the Orb, was Rusty's grandfather, and thusly Jonas Sr.'s father.
>>154559750No, he was Jonas's grandfather. Dude was from steampunk days.
>>154559047Season 8 never....
>>154555254Literally what the fuck even is this post
>>154560222Allow me to rephrase.The funniest thing about that scene is, Monarch is probably unaware of the tiny cephalopod 'cuttlefish' and that it's called that, and that its 'pen' (the closest it has to a shell) is the 'cuttlebone' given to birds to chew on and wear down their beaks,and instead, he probably thinks there's just a random fish called 'cuddle fish' because that's what it sounds like. So it's even MORE ridiculous to him that he has to demand these things.
>>154536793I must say, having finally gotten around ti watching the entire series. It’s a master piece. I’ve never seen adult animation that even came close. VB is in a class of its own. How doc managed to keep the story seamless over 20 fucking years and with maybe 2-3 years passing in the shows timeline is crazy.
>>154540483They didn’t have the time. The project got swept up with the merger. It took people going nuts to get a pity movie 5 years later. It needed like 3 seasons. Ofc it would be an asspull with so little time.
>>154559047>>154559010I think Jonas was becoming less shitty when Rusty was in college and felt some guilt. The scene where he calls Rusty on the phone sticks out to me knowing what we know
>>154560531ehh it was always planned to be one season. Anon is saying they should have set it up more, further back.thing is, they did, a little. Ben is possibly one of the most glowing examples of their writing, because he spoils all the rest of the plot twists of the show while examining Dean, but we don't listen because we're worried about Dean and wondering who this strange guy is and what's the deal with the monkey.>>154560547oh yeah. man, I need to watch a video that explains everything sometime, because I feel like we got all the information about Jonas's death / Movie Night in just the wrongest order and in the wrongest amounts for my brain to grasp it.
>>154536793I know your a happily married man Monarch but I was wondering if you had any thoughts on our wonderful ebony threads?
>>154558830Level 10s, but it didn't come with any more money and it's basically just a boy's club. Other than the million Dean cut a check for, Monarch doesn't seem to have come into any more money lately, so a rideshare villain outfit would sound like it made sense.
>>154560547I doubt Jonas became better, it's just that it's easy for him to seem nicer in short bursts froma distance like that. It's just the longer you're around him the more likely it is for him to start losing patience and interest
>>154559792There's a whole generation of Venture's we're not familiar with and I don't think the writers were ever interested in delving into that because it might humanize Jonas Sr a little too much
>>154559684…how old is Orpheus, come to think of it? He doesn’t really look 50, but he’s definitely not any younger than that either.
>>154559684Maybe not my favorite but his role in I Know Why the Cage Bird Kills always sticks out as particularly funny.
>>154560526The Venture Bros creators were crazy dedicated and somehow managed to buff up the show with each season. Makes the cancellation and revival movie's middling response that much sadder...
MECHA SHIVA
>>154561438He doesn't really need humanizing though. The show isn't about Jonas Sr. It's about the various Venture Bros, his sons grandsons and their clones.
>>154564455MECHA SHIVAECHASHIVA
>>154561271huh, well then maybe what I wanted wasn't more episodes to ease me into it, but more episodes to explain it to me like you just did. thanks.>>154561438indeed. that's why it's wild to think about.>>154562623He's taken very good care of himself, but he's over the hill by a decent margin. I think spending so much time with various ancient beings has just inherently skewed his sense of time. Like how Hank and Dean were essentially raised by Jonas Sr. via the learning beds.>>154562652please refresh me.>>154563345getting anything at all in this shit of an era is a miracle
>>154566846The wild thing is that the release schedule for Venture Bros was considered slow and inconsistent in the past, but is kind of normal in streaming. So there's hope some other team has a similar passion project, but I don't think most streaming platforms would want something as niche
>>154558844Presumably mining for potential reboots by renewing interest in the old properties they own>>154558830I’d say my biggest complaint was the lack of real time with dean dealing with his guilt. I think the movie was great but fucking hated the sub plot of him thinking he was a vampire, it felt to easy. But yeah more time with Hank and his personalities working through his trauma and more time with dean Orpheaus and Jefferson following him.Honestly I really wish they talked them into doing a comic, I think that shit would’ve been great. They could’ve mined so much from b plots they ignored by letting the comic talk about it or straight up do a gold key esque rusty venture comic about his adventures as a kid
>>154567212naw.. if anything, this show needs to become a radio play.
>>154558844Seems like a smart way to advertise old shows and possibly get YT ad revenue. Plus a lot of AS shows are free to watch on their site already>>154567212I agree that it's a weakpoint in the movie, but I think it just comes down to how much less time they had to do everything for a movie instead of a whole season.>>154567233Metalacolypse the radio play. Wouldn't that just be a radio station that only plays metal?
>>154559684>PUMPKIN! FETCH ME MY CLOAK!>Why dont you just wear the, uh....>Alright, fine. Fetch me my BLUUUUUE WINDBREAKERRRRRR!
>>154536793Go team Monarch.
>>154567326the music was always the weakest part of metalocalypse.Actually, a voice track AND a comic might be a nice alternative. hell, go full Epithet Erased on its ass.>>154567353>There are four puddings in the fridge. You may enjoy the contents of one of them.
>>154567657>>154567353>Ronald Reagan was a customer of your fathers until his check bounced
>>154567748it says something that when his wife went for a younger necromancer, he didn't like, try to spiff himself up with magic. he's like fuckit, I'm a silver fox. I have a kid. the Morticias and Samanthas can line up RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOOR
>>154559684and then he tried birch beer, and Mr. Pibb. The man has taste.>I would make Darrin filthy rich, turn Mr. Tate into a donkey, tell Endora to get a life, and blind that nosey Mrs. Kravitz!I think we should trust any magician that passes this test.
>>154567888I mean we did see his desperation to be seen as a hero through trying to get an arch rather than trying to actually do good. But I think that adds to the juxtaposition between him and rusty. He’s introspective about himself and his powers and the responsibility they hold, going as far as to believe that the game between the guild and “good” means anything beyond the battles, where rusty is just wallowing in his apathy trying to just maintain the life he understands with as much disdain as possible. EVERYONE in the show is a true believer in the life outside of rusty who sees it for the charade it is, and it was further cemented when the most significant super science contribution he made (the teleporter) was immediately suppressed by “the good guys” for the maintenance of the greater good.The show is a great balance between irreverence comedy, the fucking wacked out ideas the writers come up with by the seat of their pants, and a genuine look at the reality of feeling like a failure. The more I think about it the angrier I get at Rick and Morty just supplanting it and failing at almost everything the show was (but just sadly being funnier and snappier by being written by veteran sitcom writers who know how to make palatable slop)
>>154568064That's a good point. Though really it seemed to me Byron just wanted a villain because it was fun and cool. And he thought maybe he'd get a girl villain. a redhead. Also he must have felt kind of snubbed.eh, I enjoyed R+M for like, most of the same reasons, about 80% as much as VB, as long as we're talking yknow, the six seasons. Six. there are six seasons.
>>154568089Rick and Morty is fine I shit on it as the popular thing more than outright hate it. I agree that the show lost a decent amount after Roiland was booted but you could tell his idea for the show began and ended at “lol random thing” which did work, but the pivot was always hard between the two. Venture bros always is going to be viewed through nostalgia goggles by me, hell my first experience with the show was watching it at my uncles house randomly one summer and seeing the season one finale for the first time, that shit blew my 12 year old mind and I chased that through the decades. Orpheus deserves a big titty goth arch, a black cat type where they fight then fug
>>154568148Oh totally, the two greatest fools would be anyone thinking Roiland was dispensible and those thinking he's indispensible.>Black Cat typefuck.. that'd be great for Orpheus. Maybe she keeps tempting him to use his magic for selfish purposes, and he gets hard for her but then TUT TUT foul strumpet, YOU SHALL NOT SWAY ME THIS DAY! and then it turns out that is her fetish and now she's fuckin all over him.
>>154568201surprise it turns out to be his master the whole time, and he can’t even be mad because she was still voiced by h Jon Benjamin but she still was real as a person manipulated by the forces she trifled with
>>154568256god dammit, that is exactly what would happen
>>154568801This was such a wholesome backstory. if anyone ever feels like this show is either too nice (cant imagine when) or too mean (often), I gotta tell em.. wait for Spanakopita. It's as balanced as that time Rick Sanchez made the most perfectly level spot on the floor ever
>>154564455>>154566659
>>154568945It’s the best representation that the venture bros is set in a world closer to our own than any other show. Imagine if you have this almost magic scientist wizard who fights evil all over the world and getting the chance to get money from him (or just joining that world for profit) and just seeing how that world treats the people in it as simply an outsider. It’s a fantastic exploration in empathy, even if I think that season 4 was the weakest season over all
>>154568256Full circle with his first appearance!>That's not your wife in some magical animal form, is it?
>>154569024Do people actually try to satiate their pets heat like that? Is that a solution to not spaying them?
>>154569046>do peopleabsolutely. Hell I've tried to help a male out once. Just a bro helping a bro, nothin weird. people do MUCH weirder to farm animals on a regular basis, to help them breed>solution to not spaying?absolutely not. No. you really need to do that. This is an animal that hunts 5 times as much as it needs to eat, it needs to FUCK and make babies, and you will not be getting around that. Orpheus had the right idea, that is a -thing-, but zero shock that it didn't work out. Though it sounds like most of the failure was his own emotional reaction.
>>154569125you will not be getting around that without spaying/neutering* I mean
>>154569125>Ive tried helping a male out once, just a bro helping a bro A cat is fine to? Explain
>>154569562Naw not like that, just regular petting and then 'oh, looks like you could use a lil help. there you go'just seemed polite. It's what I would want in his place. Youre gonna cut a cat's nuts off because his spraying and yowling are INCONVENIENT to you, the least you can do is give him a happy ending one time. God, I miss that cat.>>154569006This was probably the first time this show TRULY got me laughing out loud. It was funny before, but in more of a wry way. a ninja spy who really just jacks off to technology, henchmen from two different villains colliding and sharing stories, eh, yknow. funny but not guffaw-worthyactually I lie, the funniest was the first post-pilot episode, the entire exchange with the mexican college proctor guy.>Golly you're full of information, mister! .. it's not poisonous, is it?>Y-... you're kidding, right? No, hijo, ees no poisonous.
>>154567097I used to think of it as the British scheduleYou get a few episodes every few years, when the writers think of enough funny shit to fill out a filming season. then you wait for more.But yeah starting with VB, it's more the.. 'auteur schedule'. when a show is, rather than the syndicated ones we grew up with who had huge writing teams and like 8 different japanese and korean studios animating them, instead all done in-house by two guys, writing everything, voicing most of it, assisting in boarding.. it's bespoke, artisanal animation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkWD50Pz7skAlways bugged me how the rednecks hassling Orpheus for his hair both have hair longer than his. I don't think that was the joke, they weren't supposed to be bemulleted oldtime rednecks, they were supposed to be modern joyless cleancut ones. Clearly the art and script weren't speaking to each other here.
>Technically, Monarch you took a loan from me so therefore this board belongs to me. >Before we start talking about repayment or me breaking your legs. >Cigar?
>>154569933that would explain a fucking lot about how it operates here
i've binged seasons 1-4 the past couple of days. i enjoy the show a bunch, i do feel a little sad that the intro was mostly gone after season 1. season 4's ending seems like a great finale but i'll watch 5-7
>>154570155long intros like that, or the Mike Tyson Mysteries one, always befuddle me, because I love them, but I don't want to listen to the whole thing every time.. but I definitely want to every so often.
>>154570232Part of it is it plays less than when it does, and it has style.
>>154570260
>>154570277>He doesn't drink when binging
>>154570413no but I did finish my last binge while in the ER
>>154549499>Monarch isn't a threat, he's a harmless idiot who has the chops for being a better Hero than a Villainand come to think about it, there was a whole episode about how better Rusty would be as a villain than a herothis show manbut then what's a Rusty Venture
>>154570689ach it's when ya take a schnorkel and jam yer cock into the wee mouth part, then the hose up your back passage. So you're sucking yourself off and spending in your own jacksey!
>>154569008Dude Kanye's ex, the Kardashian, got robbed by a bunch of old men in Europe because they saw her and her family throw precious gemstones away in a pool for some stupid TV segment and went "fuck them". The Venture Bros episode predates it, but it's very real.
>>154566846>please refresh me It's the episode where Orpheus and Doc go to a motel, Doc accuses Orpheus of trying to fuck him, and Orpheus gets beaten up by Myra.
>>154569645It's interesting to see how things have shifted. Also, a lot of streaming shows die doing what Venture Bros did because it's all dumped at once and we forget it until the next release. There is a huge conversation that probably needs to happen about release schedules, streaming, conversation, and relevance, but I'm not sure how to start it.
>>154569933Monstroso is hiro-moot? Feel like we would be doing a lot better with Monstroso.>>154570155Buddy, you are going to have a great time. Everytime someone wants something with deep lore, expansive story, absurdism, Venture Bros is kind of what they want. S1 just filters a lot of them
>>154570859how... does that relate to this>>154570881Oh yes, that was wonderfully awkward. You can tell he's not usually stuck on this kind of magical mission this long. Usually the oni is not forcing you to stay at a motel.>>154570885first you'd have to roughly triple the IQ points of everyone in charge, to get them to approach 3 digits..
>>154570964real world example of similar behavior?
>>154570964Are you insulting me or the average viewing audience? Streaming is a very different game with wildly different data. I don't disagree that streaming has a massive issue with everything it releases, but it's more complex than most will admit. Everything released on a platform competes with the new and the massive history of what is available on streaming. How does something new compete with watching "The Sopranos"? How does any superhero venture compare to the older Batman, Superman, and Flash series from the 90s?
>>154571009so>old greek pirate accidentally steals a boy while robbing a boat>feels sorry for him, throws him a party, tells him the kidnapping was all part of the holiday festivities>milks him for money every year to get revenge because when his dad found out about this, he beat him mercilessly and took his eyeyou're saying a real world example of that is old men robbing a woman because they hated her for throwing her jewels into her pool>>154571087The executives. Neither you nor the audience can do a thing to make a difference.>sopranosbleh, i will never understand popular adult shit>older animated showssurely those are all sanitized and censored now on streaming. cant have that single drip of blood per episode.
>>154570277Is that St cloud
>>154571303oh my god, now that you mention it..
hey /co/say scuba
>>154571303>>154571438Lmfaoooo
>>154573490Sexual tension is palpable
Full episodes of Venture Bros are being officially uploaded to YT, btw.
>>154572535scuba
>>154570881>ya wanna go halfsies on a skin flick?>.....kay
>>154574066What does going halfsies even mean
>>154575210You each play half, not hard to get anon
>>154574066>watching porn with someone else in the roomAlso boggles my mind that actual theaters for pornos were a thing for the longest time.
>>154555356HOW THE FUCK DID THE THREAD DEVOLVE TO THIS
>>154576920oh you know, a little of this, a little of that
>>154576920the doctors told him to expect it would "break again from time to time"i think he's an estate agent now
>>154574065It's fun, right? Scuba.>>154575541my stepbros and i watched Striptease in a motel room once. It's valid.and yeah porno theaters are bizarre to think about. Poor paul reubens.
>>154575541>actual theaters for pornos most of them were run by the mafia before VCR became popular since it was expensive to have private media viewing outside radio and audio tapes. they only exist now for gloryholes
>>154579381aw well that puts a damper on it. i wouldnt wanna give mafiosi any money.
>>154579103That sounds incredibly painful but is hilarious
>>154572535>>154574065>>154579135>only just like last year learned that scuba is an acronym for "Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus"
>>154579679what'd you think? scuba duba doo?
>>154579750I always thought it was just a word for the type of diving, not the actual mechanism
>>154579823it does sound kind of onomatopoeic
>>154574050Sweet, I think they're doing the same thing with Aqua Teen Hunger Force
>>154579381>most of them were run by the mafiaYeah because they're great for money laundering, too. No matter how much money it reports, nobody is going to admit to actually going to a porn theater, so none of the money is traceable.
>>154580106theyve never not been doing that. it confuses me because I forgot some and I think they're new
>>154574050They're region locked sadly
>>154580607windscribe is free
>>154537702The official channel on youtube is airing episodes every week
>>154547837Just work out a bunch and get builtfat, if you're here you're already a nerd
>>154547837Dude they give you the workout and way to achieve it. We all believe in you. Do it. Become 2-ton 21.
>>154581721Some of us didn't have to try.
what is you guyses favorite episodefor me it's definitely Tag Sale You're Itso many great meta bits, the lightsaber, orpheus wanting a villain, all that shit about Monarch being unable to shit... Triana being a genuinely fun quirky girl by thinking giant grandma panties are funny..but the best was>Okay, you deal with the creepy guys dressed like special creepy guys
goated cartoon
>>154584002Twenty Years to Midnight. It's a really hype episode along with some great jokes.
>>154585062>IGNORE ME!
>>154584919What does Venture Bros. actually remind you of?
>>154585268One such great joke lol
>>154570689Rusty would be a better villain. The OSI sucks, it's constantly holding him back from making the weird shit he actually likes making and they treat him like shit. He really only tries making "normal" super science inventions to keep the lights on and it's just whatever shit his Dad or Brother didn't finish But he won't go the extra step and become a full blown Super Villain because he's justifiably disillusioned with the entire setup his Dad left behind and would rather be left alone by the end of the series nor does he want to be a "bad guy"Monarch would have been an amazing Superhero. Even though he's a Rusty Clone he has his Dad's spirit in there somewhere that make it possible for him to comically take down other Super Villains. But he can't because of his tardrage towards Rusty which can be summed up as self-loathingRusty's in the clear of becoming something worse because he's self-aware but Monarchs a bit more sad because his family died and he had nothing going for him for years besides his hatred of Rusty who was faintly aware of him in college
Lady Au Pair's got a NICE pair!
>>154585268
>>154584002>oh my god, its the guy from Depeche Mode! And....holy crap, he's with a girl?>oh yeah, saw a special on the VH1 about him. Totally strait.>but he was in Depeche Mode, that's impossible!>Nope. Strait.>Come on! He was in DEPECHE MODE!
>>154536793I Nickelodeon
>>154584002i laughed very hard at Ghosts of the Sargasso
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfEc9J73BO4even if they do another reboot, i doubt they can match this ending
>>154589250Who
Favorite moments?
>>154586303I really didnt expect the first/only thing Hunter's OSI to do would be protecting the oil sheiks
>>154587787that was great. I love how they established that music stars are frequently supervillains, going all the way back.>>154589408pirate captain is an amazing character given that we never get a name for him.
>>154591655I liked the bit where the guy ripped his dick off
>>154584002I really like SPHINX Rising SPHINX! just because of how well-observed and performed the parody is.same with Bot Seeks Bot, some of the little bits in there are just so good
>>154592203They should have let Hank join..
>>154593409Brick Frog has a career ahead of him in safety warning stuff
>>154540991This, Jonas Sr striking out and not getting banging Morpho's wife was actually a relief imo. I'm just sick of cheating for cheap drama plots, and the clone thing fit a lot more with VB's vibes anyway.
>>154593688I did think it was kinda funny when the monarch was like 'so what? we're villains. we SWING!'
>>154536793He was the Monarch!
>>154593637>that super cool lizard guy is H R puffin stuff there?
>>154592633old SPHINX did let Hank join
>>154594668yeahh poor Hank. he was going through some shit in his head for sure.on the other hand, that era gave us ENRICO MATASSA who is amazing. That entire sequence was amazing.
Sometimes I still scream out "MY TITS ARE BACK"
>>154594725yeahh I remember work stress makin that happenthey're muscle now. nothing i can do.
>>154594836Probably a good thing you don't have moobs dude
>>154594848No I mean they are musclemoobs. I could get down to zero body fat and they'd still protrude, and not in a nice pec shape. I guess I could fill them out with more pecxercises, but my breastbone hurts when I put any strain on it. it's all bent and I'm trying to unbend it.just sayin this show understands getting old, good lord.
>>154594868let me guess, you're on TRT?
>>154595024nope just premature agingdon't take heartburn pills, kids. just live with it. have some tums, have mylanta. stay off the fucking gland-shut-off-ers.I mean yes technically I am on testosterone meds. enclomiphene (regular clomiphene eventually fucks up your eyes). it's .. kind of helping.anon this isn't about venture bros at all. Post a funny Orpheus quote. ooh or- okay my favorite Alchemist moment has to be when he randomly references 90s Kenner>you dropped your dino damage.
>>154591655>HERE COMES THE RAIL SPLITTER!
my only thing 'against' the show is the comedy angle was mostly sidelined in the later seasons
>>154595702i blame the shift in the setting. it'd be like Strong Bad switching to a modern gaming PC
>>154595735it's not bad but different
>>154595853well i was happy when they went back home even knowing we'd never see them again
I felt bad for Malcolm when he finally captured Doc but he was just not fun to torture
>>154586303I thought the movie showed Rusty can be a hero when he has to be, which was cool to finally see. One thing I would like to see if the show ever did get a continuation is Rusty actually seriously dating someone and seeing where that goes, you could take that in some interesting directions.
>>154536793What if they did a reboot where we follow adult Dean and Hank?
>>154591895When Hunters gang appropriated S.P.H.I.N.X's after getting sick of the OSI's shit all they were doing was going after Villains that weren't hooked up with The GuildI'm not expecting them to do anything useful other than keep the status quo safe>One thing I would like to see if the show ever did get a continuation is Rusty actually seriously dating someone and seeing where that goes, you could take that in some interesting directions.I got tired of the "Rusty hits on Dr.Girlfriend" bit after a while, especially when they show that Rusty can be totally normal with her
>>154595702Wide Wale's intro scene is pure gold>>154597641he did that in What Color Is Your Cleansuit? toowasn't his fault he wasn't the one who fixed shit; though he did go outside Gargantua-2 and fix the shield
why is the blueray for the movie so rare compared to the DVD boxset
>>154597641Madder Rose? I don't know, she seems normal, but with a name like that...
i'm going to have to wait 1-2 weeks for the movie to ship before I will watch it, but i've finished bingewatching the whole series. no idea what happens in the movie but i feel the only way they can do a reboot is if they focus on the adult versions of Hank and Dean or do more with Jonas JR's F4 ripoff before his death. it's also clear they had more fun with Hank than Dean near the end of the show.
>>154599855The dvd box set is mostly old copies of the single season box’s compiled together the blu ray of the movie came out well after streaming dominated everything so they naturally would’ve printed far less of those
>>154600390true, but it would be nice to drive down to buy it instead of being forced to wait with amazon
>>154597641It's hard to imagine present Rusty with a woman..>>154598181that's different
>>154602414>It's hard to imagine present Rusty with a womanHe can get his foot in the door sometimes but tends to ruin it. Like that time he got too drunk and offended his date, before that he was actually doing some successful flirting. I could see him getting with Sally Impossible now that she’s single again.
You could read anything in the Mighty Monarch's voice and it'd be hilarious. You're doing it right now.
>>154603467You think she'll drop her standards that far? Shit, Richard has a better chance than Rusty does.>>154603508you have to phrase it a little better. obsoive:>The horror of the realization has hit you, YOU ARE READING THIS IN THE VOICE OF THE MIGHTY MONARCH! No clumsy plugging of ears will save you! At this VERY MOMENT, the dulcet tones of my cercopithecid-enhanced vocalizations are tearing DEEP INTO YOUR NEURONS, replacing all thoughts with the desire to obey, and HAND OVER YOUR LUNCH MONEY!
>>154603542That was very nice, Sweetie.
>>154603467>>154603542I mean she almost did the first time. But yeah Richard last we saw him seemed to be doing a lot better but ironically that's probably due to him just accepting she can't love him like that anymore and just being there for his son. >Doc and Jackson talked about a deleted scene in "Now Museum" where he tries to talk to Rocket but deemed it too sad. Also they regret having the stinger being that Richard was just trying to kill himself.I think the episode where he was just genuine with Dr. Girlfriend when 21 kidnapped the boys is probably his best chance of ever getting a woman. If Rusty were ever in a situation where he just let down his insecurity and ego, he's perfectly capable of being a guy other people like but he's constantly trapped in either trying too hard to be impressive or being defensive because he's scared. But ultimately it's not that kind of show, Rusty's humor and character is built on the fact he'd never leave that cycle atleast not until it ended.
>>154603542>You think she'll drop her standards that far?No one who would marry Richard has standards.
>>154603837I would fucking love seeing Richard awkwardly being a weekend dad. he could have one hell of a redemption arc honestly. even though he seemed to lose like 30 IQ points on the Revenge Society. but yknow, drinking will do that. Maybe it's just the voice actor change that made it feel that way.
>>154603863I took that as a joke on how young Sue was when she fell for Reed. Like she was just a naive girl, who didn't even know how to use her powers properly for YEARS and could just turn invisible and hide.I'm certain liberals see Reed as some kind of cradle-robber and reee at him and think he was 'grooming' her or whatever. Sally was clearly sheltered, not a proper adult.But with JJ, she became.. well, a prudish, uptight mom, but at least sort of an adult.
>>154604336Meh, I never had an issue with the Reed/Sue thing and I tend to find zoomers obsessed with age gaps to be annoying to be around. But getting back to Sally, I think she generally did like Rusty, which is probably why she went for his brother. In many ways JJ had Rusty’s good traits without any of the crushing failure that caused Rusty to become bitter, callous, and apathetic. If Rusty ever did seriously address his baggage I think he and a more mature Sally could work. I definitely think Rusty would be a better stepdad to Rocket than Richard. Actually, it’s kind of funny that while Rusty isn’t the best dad, in-universe he’s a better father than most of the dads in his world, including his own. Although that’s almost like he’s the nicest guy in prison.
>>154604782>Meh, I never had an issue with the Reed/Sue thing and I tend to find zoomers obsessed with age gaps to be annoying to be around.BECAUSE YOU ARE SANE!I wasn't suggesting you are, I'm suggesting some faggot on reddit is, and doc and/or jackson is riffing on that.you have a point I suppose. but I think it helped that JJ is also a child kind of. he's never seen anything, the only reason he has a mind at all is that the learning bed was beaming the same info into him. then for decades he had nothing.>Rusty would be a better father than the babe's own father100% true.
more like the ADventure brothers, am I right?
>>154605529Give em 50 years they'll be denture brothers.
>>154605600If they offend the authorities too much, theyll end up the Censure Brothers.
/co/ is still cool sometimes
>>154605847If they sold car insurance they could call themselves Fender Brothers.
>>154608506If they bent coduit, they would be the Bender Brothers.
>>154608927Presumably, drinking heavily on a very bad night out would also make them the Bender Brothers.
>>154609232with the price of liquor these days?more like the Expenditure Brothers.
It’s a shame Dean and Triana can’t meet at this stage of their lives, I think they’d actually work as a couple now. No, I don’t care about the behind the scenes stuff, I’m just talking the characters. And I kind of want to see what the offspring of a super-scientist and magic user would be like.
>>154609570rermember when they told that court they beat the Monarch with mecha-shiva? they're the Perjure Brothers
>>154610358The only way I'd want it is if Dean and Triana meet up, Dean still has the same jitters he did as a kid but then when they meet he finally gets over the hump and just has a conversation like they're actually friends. He realizes he doesn't put Triana on a pedestal anymore and can move the fuck on.
>>154543499I was a mattress fucker till i turned 30. Thats when i properly learned how to lube up and work the pole.
>>154606730Yeah. Sometimes!
>>154608927>>154609232If they were open with their feelings would they be tender brothers?
>>154536793I like the way Malcolm's hands are drawn here
>>154610358I honestly think they’d go together better now than they ever did before. Triana could really relate to his desire for a more normal life and how overbearing Rusty ended up becoming of him, and the whole clone thing might end up getting to her like it did her father. If nothing else, I think they’d make very good friends and I really wish that, at the very least, Triana would’ve managed to become Dean’s Dermott. It’s a shame about the divorce.
>>154603645goddammit I can hear her too
>>154587298We could've used more flashback eps tbdesu
you know what just occurred to me?Rusty calls Jonas 'Dad'the boys call Rusty 'Pop'He doesn't want to be even a little the same kind of father his own father was, right down to the epithet.>>154610358I do wonder if the rejection is kind of what sent him along those semi goth lines..
>>154613322aw man. Dean deserves a Dermott. But realistically all he's getting is a Brock.and yeah, divorce really fucks up families. we need to do something about this thing where people (especially women) just become different people than the ones they were when they married. Stop that. If you're supposed to be that person, START as that person. make that change at the very beginning of adulthood.
OgoPogo
>>154615487I think realistically he's getting a Jared. Though I'd wonder what their dynamic would actually be if they could build on it.
>>154616322I always thought that the direction the show was heading in was that Hank and Dean were going to let go of their Sirenas and Jareds and hang out with each other again. Maybe Dean would be less antagonistic towards Dermott after they both were trying to save Hank. I suppose you're right with him needing a friend of his own though
>>154616322Jared's cool. Dean would make a decent Harry Osborn for him>>154616436it is safe to say that happens after the finale when they're back home again
>>154612621His name is Malcolm? I could have sworn it was Malcom.
>>154617031that's a pretty rare variant spelling. Yeah I doublechecked, he's using the normal spelling. Malcolm Fitzcarraldo.I'd go by Monarch too.
Shadowman 9 was such a great episode because Sheila is clearly pretending to have known more about what was going on, while simultaneously accusing Phantom Limb of the same, to save Monarch, who is CLEARLY guilty here. And she doesn't let the cover slip once.
>>154615487Brock isn’t a bad Dermott to have let’s be fair
>>154610358>>154611078>>154613322>>154615487No, New Dean and Triana should be better off as friends. Too much awkwardness from past heartbreak for Dean to ever see Triana in a romantic light again, but I would've liked Triana to see how much Dean changed.I'm a huge romantic (I loved Brock & Molotov), but I NEVER saw any chemistry between them, even as a kid. It always felt like watching a little boy crush on an older girl, only if the little boy was the same age as her.
>>154616322Jared is definitely a serial killer
>>154618226This is how I sort of see their relationship going in my head:>s1 butterflies-in-stomach phase. Dean really likes Triana; Triana couldn’t give less of a shit>this continues until P.R.O.M., at which point Triana moves away and the two sort of awkwardly “break up”>Dean goes through everything in the latter half of the show— finding out he’s a clone, trying and failing to do what Rusty wants him to do, eventually deciding to go to college and try to live a more normal life[entering headcanon territory]>after the movie and another year or two at college, Dean realizes he can’t really escape the weirdness he was born into so much as minimize it (unless he wants to excommunicate his entire family, Hank included, which I highly doubt he’d do)>Remains relatively hostile towards super science, but starts becoming more interested in magic due to Orpheus’s continued support and the prevalence of magic in his chosen major (he’d probably end up doing history or literature?)Brief aside— not sure if anyone else always saw Orpheus as Dean’s father figure, but I always thought he and Brock were meant to be counterparts once the boys came into their own. Hank really took to Brock’s macho super-spy stuff, while Orpheus always seemed happy to help Dean and might’ve even preferred him. I can write a lot about this, I thought it was very sweet and figured it was intentional. Anyways.>Starts kind of dabbling with Orpheus’s help. >This eventually leads him to Triana again, but the two are basically different people now>Dean has matured into a much more empathetic, logical kind of guy. Sort of the quiet professor to Hank’s shouty gym teacher.>Triana is mostly the same, but has grown a bit more self-assured and happy thanks to her grip on magic>Dean’s growth is obvious enough to somewhat embarrass Triana— enough that they become magic rivals for a while. Triana’s starts out unfriendly, but she mellows
>>154536793This show had constant circumcision jokes. Has to be the one thing keeping me from fully enjoying it :c
>>154618405Character limit fucked me, but you get the gist. With how little spotlight Dean and Triana got past season 4ish, a lot of this is pretty much invented… but I thought it’d make sense and play into their histories. Dean really doesn’t seem like the kind of guy to get over his childhood crush— more like the kind to better himself in hopes of earning it. Orpheus was pretty much always there for him in the show, even more so than he was for Hank, and people whose lives get screwed up in the ways Dean’s has been don’t ever really get to be “normal.” They just get to reconcile what’s “normal” with what they have. The healthiest way for Dean to do that would probably be to finally let Orpheus try and help him instead of trying to completely reject anything “not normal” from his fucked up life, so when I was thinking of a happy ending I figured Dean learning magic as a way of reconciling his old life with his new (it’s still “weird guild stuff,” but not the kind his real dad wants… while still pleasing his father figure— so it’s rebellion against his shitty blood family while making his chosen family proud) was a decent way to go.I also figure Triana would admire that, given how she always seemed to want a measure of stability (but clearly started getting more into magic in her later appearances), so she and Dean would be on the same wavelength of wanting something more “normal” (not as theatrical as Orpheus or disruptive to their lives as arching/being arched) while still retaining something familiar (magic).
>>154618150Brock does a lot for Doc but .. he was much closer to the boys.
>>154618226>Brock and Molotovoh yeah.. that was kind of a one-note joke.>>154618390he's the goddamn brown widow.>>154618405>Orpheus as Dean's father figureyeahh I can see that. I can also see Dean studying like, the science OF magic. Trying to run experiments on it, quantify mana, etc.>Dean and Triana as Aang and Katara okay that .. that works. Definitely works.
>>154618466we're guys, we joke about dicks.>eet ees funny ven dey are small, eet ees funny ven dey are big.
>>154536793Unironically such a cool name for a butterfly character
>>154619294I love that he went into it more with the 'king' theme, until Sheila let him know he could work more actual butterfly into it.
>>154618226But didn't the deleted scene show that Dean still missed Triana?
>>154619427What deleted scene?
>>154619467I too would like to know about this supposed deleted scene
>>154619467>>154620261https://youtu.be/jqSt5dcq8gc?si=bM_aTZ7-V5lY77c_
>>154619467>>154620261Sorry that was the wrong season. Here's the real one.https://youtu.be/lyuydAnN28s?si=7L_Oy0kOonKXaIHu
>>154620803joke's on you, Ima watch both
>>154620803Oof. Even after her BF is mentioned.. best they removed that.
>>154619427My headcanon is validated once more >:)
>>154620953keep in mind another deleted scene has him inadvertently acting extremely gay with Jared and Vatred giving his full support, in a scene that leaves very little room for it being double entendre because there's no way Jared would be that clueless even if Dean is.
>>154621117>he thinks the sad emo boy wouldn’t be bisexual
>>154621754way to be gross AND miss the point at the same time. You grossed the point! like that movie Grosse Pointe or whatever.
>>154558844HBOmax has sold/rented off most of it's CN assets, VB isn't even currently on there.
>That episode where Sgt.Hatred and Rusty are playing Teamfortress2I wish Tf2 became an Adult Swim show
>>154618836>he's the goddamn brown widow.widow spiders are ambush killersplus he's a 40 year old who lives with his maiden aunt
>>154547908Much as Rusty is fed up with the arching bullshit, he does love it to some extent. Plus, Monarch and Gary helped him save his home, and after all that crap, he probably just wanted to get some rest since he was woken up in the middle of the night to find out his house had been turned into a fucking Space X project.
>>154620947Yea, it just feels so lame after Dean has made so much progress. Sure, they made him cuck his brother later on, but at least it showed Dean COULD get over Triana. If she were to return, I'd either have them just be friends, or at least be cordial and just talk about something and then go their separate ways with no tease of "will they?"
>>154623302>Much as Rusty is fed up with the arching bullshit, he does love it to some extentHe loves the notoriety of being a Venture, even if everyone thinks he's a huge loser failure who's only getting by on his Dad's successHe'll brag about being a Venture even though he himself rarely does anything worth of note, the fame comes from the family lineage and mostly his Dad Not really a wonder why everyone adored his brother way more than him
>>154536841you have sucked dick more than occasionally, malcolm
>>154592133>pirate captain is an amazing character given that we never get a name for him.having him be referred to as Pirate Captain in the news broadcast is probably the funniest thing in season 6
>>154623574>>154592133I guess we only know Malcolm and Gary are Malcolm and Gary because we saw so much of them, people having an assumed identity must be normal in their world
>>154618861Heheh, I love that line
>>154620947Felt like they wanted to give a little update on Triana until they thought the fans would interpret it as foreshadowing of her return. And OF COURSE she still has her BF. Don’t wanna give Dean false hope if she’s single.
>>154622713That extended cinematic where Spy helps Scout woo Ms. Pauling was supposed to be a backdoor pilot for an AS show that sadly got canned for other projects.
>>154622713>Rusty M1s Hatred to death>Hatred's playing with a controller >Hatred whines about friendly fire despite clearly being on opposing teams in the footageThe TF2 reference comes off as uncharacteristically lazy and out of touch, makes me believe its inclusion was just an Adult Swim mandate.
>>154620803>Scare BearWell that would've made him showing up to rescue Hank from the Blizzard make a little more sense. Also>Brown Widow leaves Monarch tied up for the police but it wouldn't hold up in court at all so they just walk awayMan, I really miss this show
>>154536793I envy this dude's killer goatee
>>154623208brown widow's aunt may isn't a widow? Then how did he learn responsibility?
>>154624307yeah but he's not even a pirate captain anymore, and he clearly didn't much enjoy it in the first place, so it's just funny.. he's not even "Kaptain Klepto" or anything like that to describe what he does as a ghost pirate ship operator.Maybe he used to be Kaptain Kidnapper until the optics got too poor
>>154627337seriously, what a great theme. he already has crazy long eyebrows like antennae, so he just grows his beard into a butterfly drinking straw tooall while pretending butterflies are like, deadly in some way, scary, not something that just lives for a few months..
>>154627965I don't know, reading cereal packets?
>>154628112>I didn't know what to do with my life, but then I saw this kindly old face on a package of instant rice, and I could practically HEAR him telling me that with great ability comes great ACCOUNTability.
>>154628144Amazing. Bravo, good sir
>>154628883this show is the most fun to 'write for'
/co/ can still be fun sometimes
>>154631460Sometimes. But not often.
>>154633032just like how often we get to see tiddies in VB
>>154548622Mega based.
I hope Orpheus's cat is okay
>>154548622Now we need this anon yelling outside the /co/ building while the /co/ board down looks tired
>>154635313while the what looks tired?
>>154635271she is
>>154635271Why wouldn't she be?
